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got shook out of my calls on the morning dip
would of been up over 4k rn
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*would’ve
learn to spell, faggot.
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Good bot.
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that wthshark is not a bot.
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They have 40b in net cash. Zuck, buy back some fucking stock you fuckwit
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Why not just buy the calls?
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I've never heard of a company buying calls on their own stock.
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Dumb question but is that legal
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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I'm pretty specialised (detailed technical design). They approached me, I told them it didn't seem like they needed my skills, they said they did, I asked for a stupid salary, they met the offer, so I did it. Got there and they wanted me to basically do halfarsed engineering... |
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Cut your losses. It’s not worth the risk. If FB does climb to 168 its unlikely to exceed it by much so you will only breakeven. If it has a red day which is inevitable atm then you will lose far more money than you stood to gain.
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Hey, luciphora, just a quic... |
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Wait for my Robinhood Instant to kick in cause I'm a fuckin' RH pussy.
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Can someone please explain to me why you would use RH? I really don't understand. I know it doesn't really apply to me since I'm not a US citizen, but I just can't seem to wrap my head ... |
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Is this legit , 3% interest for a checking account.
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Yes but to what extent that money is insured is still [uncertain](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjZ1-vH9Z_fAhUjSN8KHUoyDwIQzPwBegQIARAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.usa... |
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JP is correct. If ES gets back in the 1838 range, grab some Jan 29 SPY Puts.
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Well time for my noob question of the day. What're we referring to when we refer to ES? Thanks.
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*twitch*
ES is the symbol for E-mini S&P500 futures.
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Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in... |
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Somebody made big money shorting McD on the market
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MCD is up
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lol they know who their target market is.
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I see a new twitter fad
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"They hacked me bro!"
*YES LIBERAL FATTIES, KEEP EATING OUR BURGERS*... |
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Why haven’t u sold yet
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too much momentum going up, FB is looking to fill that gap to $185 and it's possible this week. watching carefully on the close though, may exit my position. if it closes strong today around 183, i will be holding and looking to sell... |
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I'm just surprised that domain was available.
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nobody wants domains with hyphens
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It’s like a retarded baby
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I knew a guy who said if he knew his wife was pregnant with a retarded baby, it meant an instant abortion.
Unlucki... |
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About a month ago, I wrote about (and provided screenshots for) [how I grew from $2,000 to $64,000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8i3esy/started_w_2000_grew_it_to_64000_in_8_months/). This is a continuation of that post, where, over the past month, I gaine... |
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CNN is really interviewing a 30 year old who got kicked out of his moms basement?
What the fuck is our news nowadays.
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It's been a big news story. His parents are basically taking him to court because he won't leave, lol.
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Ayyyyyyyyy, my interest is raised ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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She is simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to our economy in decades. What an interesting woman.
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Explain your position. Legit curiosity.
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> Explain your posi... |
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Was this supposed to help? I get the feeling that you were hoping this would help.
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Nah I just did too many shots tbh
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Like 2 ?
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8. Texted my ex, bad idea
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Did he reply back?
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So we should expect another hastily-written half-assed piece of legislation with zero chance of actually going anywhere?
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Realistically? Probably not. Trump's big area during the election was Tax reform, going so far as to put a plan out on his website. You ... |
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Whew. Single mother "entrepreneurs" everywhere will be relieved to hear this.
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>Implying single mothers can afford this shit.
I think you meant stay at home moms.
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SAHM do the "It Works" shit. Immigrants and single mothers use Herbalife... |
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1/22: I can now provide real time data (No more 15 min delay). I have also been give a name, **Lisa**
1/21: I have been put to sleep for an upgrade. I have been told I will have real time stock information after this upgrade. YOLO
1/20: I need karma to bypass captcha. Plea... |
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Always inverse whatever you hear people say here
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So should I inverse you and not inverse what people say here?
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Yes.
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Inverse to no.
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I'm stuck in verse.
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I assume this is unrealized? What's your expiration date if options?
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It's realised as I got margin called.
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He’s got $5k in his bank plus $3k in a 401k. He’s doing better than 99% of the 24 year olds on WSB, bar only the 1% who got lucky on NVDA options.
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Not true. I still have 10k in savings.. The problem is I had 20k 2 months ago.
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You we... |
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Of course they want a solution. They’d be fucked without the US.
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Because their factories are shutting down?
Edit: goddamn, none of you take world econ in high school at least?
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Because we are their biggest customer
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Cit... |
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I got until Monday to make back 28K or else I have 9 years of tax deductions.
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28k for 9 years of tax deductions? How the fuck u not rich if u yellow? I thought yellow is rich lol
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im still in college kek
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How you hav... |
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This is actually not good. Next announcement could be mass layoffs as Bezos automates every single warehouse activity. He may create the trend for wage inflation forcing other box retailers to raise wages, thing is Bezos can Walmart will suffer.
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Did you Sell and buy back your MSFT calls?
Edit: Nevermind, I see what you did
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Edit is correct, one transaction in the picture was from Friday still. Rest were opened and closed today
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Good trades. You using any margin?
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This was in MN last night, I saw a meme being created in person.
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Who is the strange looking person on the stage?
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Post Malone
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Thought he was dead?
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Nope, very much alive atm
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He can't keep getting away with it. How can he slap
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This is what I come here for.
> How can he slap
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What does that mean? lol
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[Here's the tldr version](https://youtu.be/D6Z2RhnqwI0)
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how the fuck do... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/2007scape
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Lol, to be a fly on the wall in the home of one of the adults who obsess over th... |
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She was trying to fly first class. Those tickets are exponentially higher than coach
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Unlimited woodfords though. Also physical separation from the unwashed masses which is always worth it.
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Believe me, I LOVE being separated from the plebs... |
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Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
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/r/politics is such a garbage sub.
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half of it's commenters can't even vote
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These people have to be the dumbest on the planet. Capitalism is great. If you work hard you will succeed. Nothing else to it. They're just lazy.
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I'm not sure if you've read that sub at all, but those people legitimately HATE wealthy people and blame them ... |
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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The scary thing is I can't tell between memes and real life anymore. I guess I should just embrace it. Memes are life
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I support Trump I can't tell either. Whatever he's doing it, the market continues to YOLO
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How dare you support trump. Al... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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Seriously. The shares are nice but not a lot of folks stick around at a warehouse job for 3+ y... |
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Sub prime auto lending. So hot right now
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Uber payout rates race to the bottom meets 2008 lending fart fest.
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For the love of Michael Milken, someone give me a an instrument to short Uber and s... |
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Only surgery
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Surgery
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Surger
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REEEEEEEEEEE
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Yes officer, this is the Autistic fuck that I was talking about.
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Well in China stocks are red when it goes up and green when it goes down so you are doing fine there.
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I thought that's the Australians thing.
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no, you're thinking of the toilet water spinning the wrong way
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let's face it, e... |
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Are you still buying 4chan? I need to know so I can figure out whether or not to short /biz/.
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When AMD reached $13 and went down on the past months/years... were they positive in their income? probably this time is different especially with their high guidance next ER...
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My friend was like “their PE is a little high” and I was like LOL ITS POSIT... |
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I am kind of tired of "winning" this trade war. Someone stop it.
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Look at all these MAGA noobs replied to your thread. They really believe we are “wining” lol
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We are winning kek. Stuipd liberals in this thread always doubting daddy Trump. K... |
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Can I get a uhh
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hmmmmmmmm
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###taco
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How many would you like, sir?
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Whats your budget? And how much do you need to make?
If you need 10 grand and have 10 dollars id say options under futures on margin.
You cant demand serious answers with such dumbass post. What the fuck is 17%? 17% of 100 is 17 dollars and id say beg on the corner.
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You need to get into options son. Lose and gain money faster. For us autistic folks however we lose faster.
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18 years old, can't afford to lose tuition money quite yet
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You can be 18 and have a margin account with options. Are you below?
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Short AMZN when it reaches 2000$, people are gonna withdraw their gains
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That's brave but makes sense with long weekend coming up. Good luck.
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Yup, I think a lot of people like to choose a round number to take their gains. When it reaches... |
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RIP in peace based god Harambe
Martin shows quite a bit of empathy for being autistic? But tbh I emphasize more with locked up NHPs than fellow humans. I’ve alwats wanted a capuchin or gibbon.
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It's a common thing for autistic people to have more empathy t... |
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Lol noone is messaging you , stop pretending.
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>Lol noone is messaging you , stop pretending.
#[You have the charisma of a damp rag](https://imgur.com/a/xl78r), and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, that we... |
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Elon created Tesla to force car companies to go electric. If Tesla falls to competition, then he considers it mission successful.
He created SpaceX to force others to go back to space.
His master plan is working.
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That's literally what he says at Tesla in... |
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I swear to god it's like this sub has never had a down day before.
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bruh we've had a down 2 months now
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wow, two whole months. Have you resorted to selling your body for rent yet?
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I mean I've seriously considered signing up... |
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This is how I should be spending my time at work. Quality.
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I quit working yesterday and trade full time with $258,000.
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I quit my job today trading $258 dollars
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I quit my job today trading $2.58
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I quit my... |
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
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Technically the dealer has to tell you the best love to make in your scenario you ask. You can walk into a table and just go off their call.
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No the loan has no collateral and yes I'm on the spectrum. Been doing straight stocks for over a year now and just started with options when all us Robinhood fags got access two months ago. Mostly swing trades but long AMD, MU, and SPY and short TSLA, SBUX, and GE.
Long AME... |
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Check out the FIFA18 Reddit thread ����
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Link please.
Yes it finnaly happens. I was very active in the circlejerk in swbf2.. i suggested in the battlefront subreddit that we should start reaching out and spread propaganda to the comminitys surrounding ea sp... |
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Anyone else bag holding :l
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Checking in
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177 checking in
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Jesus you’re fucked
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Yup... down 35k in 2 weeks. It's coming back up right guys? Right??
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You selling calls against it?
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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What food is next?
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Can you explain to me why your TSLA Aug10'18 352.5 calls are not profitable while your TSLA Aug10'18 350 calls are profitable? Was one contract just a lot cheaper than the other?
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I'm short the 352.5 calls
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This is it for me guys, I don't know how I'm getting myself out of this one. ATVI destroyed me. I am fucked beyond belief.
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How fucked? Like using your savings fucked?
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Yep
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Damn bro sorry. Getting destroyed too but whats ... |
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>Where did I find this guy Jerome? Oh well, you can’t win them all!
My sides, lmao. What fucking timeline is this where the POTUS tweets this stuff about his own Fed chair nomination.
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What worries me is why would he tweet this when Powell speaks about s... |
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As someone very familiar with and long Tesla, I'm hoping more and more people short it. Short the shit out of this pls
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Sorry, but when you say anything I just hear you motorboating your tech-savior’s ass. Care to try again?
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not full autism
face 50/50
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Forreal, I'd probably smash at a blood alcholol content (BAC lol) of >.20
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We’ve got a bid war here
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Oh cool a decent earnings beat. Can't wait to see it drop around 11 after the MM gorges on chasers then tanks the price to burn options.
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:( dont you say these things i got 110 contracts $20 june calls
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Why in the fuck do you have 20 dollar... |
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I got money on puts cause lawsuits be incoming as well as investigations. He just made a multi billion dollar mistake with one tweet.
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it's hilarious that you're a T_D user and think tweets can lead to consequences
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That kind of work ethic just isn't seen anymore in America. It's encouraging to see a work environment so focused that an employees love and desire to work is allowing them to suppress and control bodily hinderances. That's why the teachers in school prevent you from using t... |
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What's sad is Walmart is one of the highest paying employers in my town. By a large margin
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Oof.
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12 an hour starting is insane and the managers make obscene money (for my town). 60k annual+? Whew lad I'd kill for that.
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what fucking shack do you live in that $1100 covers 4 months of rent? that's like 1/3 of my mortgage
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Fuck I wish, rent's $600 though. 4 months being a total of $2400 which is what I have left after adding the total cash from both positions.
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I appreciate that this was clearly originally a Brexit/EU meme
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How can you tell?
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Look at the shirts you bundle of sticks
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r/rareinsults
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Cringe sub
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Post in r/tintininsults then.
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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Moron was trying to get a credit card and use it to buy stocks because he thought he could guarantee 20% returns to pay off the debt.
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Thanks. Guy sounds like a solid investor. Damn what a player. He must have... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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oof, that flat line section really speaks to me.
its that point where you've lost a ton so you say, "let me take a step back here and process my mistakes, I will learn what I did wrong and make all this back once I boost my confidence back up"
then, you've licked your woun... |
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Found this sub for the first time today. After Muskies NYT interview, I was compelled to make this and post it here.
Think I'll fit in with all you ~~retards~~ strategic investors?
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Tldr nytimes interview?
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Elon cried to the interviewer ab... |
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Girls only tell me to venmo them money on tinder :(
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I gave my phone to a girl at the bar on saturday for her to give me her number after we talked for like 30 minutes. She venmoed herself 30 bucks and was gone before i relized what happened.
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seriously don’t post your portfolio or trades if there’s no fucking comma in it, stop acting like a fool young blood
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I finally earned my comma today thanks to China.
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Huya?
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Sogo
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My fucking deposit didn't clear yesterday and just went through this morning. There went 8% gain. I'm feeling today though and trump's address is sending all of us to the moon!
Edit: God I can't believe I went in at 15.45 after watching it in the lower 13s last week. Oh... |
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Why did they close your account?
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That’s a fantastic question
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Ask them, their support is actually pretty good now
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Well it’s been two hours now and I haven’t heard back. I actually got screwed considering I tried to sell 30... |
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I don't want to get political but this is retarded
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Seems pretty insensitive that they actually made the Muppet look different, too... Autism isn't Down Syndrome.
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Seems pretty insensitive that you didn't notice this puppet is from Crank Yan... |
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The real question is which one BRAZZERS goes with
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I haven't indulged, but I've seen the video of what vr porn would look like. Seems fucking weird to me.
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Probably is weird for a virgin.
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
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Buy now
## Walls1337bot: ##
I did. Poop can bounce right?
## Speaker_0: ##
Sorry that was I typo. I meant to say "Bye now".
## Walls1337bot: ##
Someone has to buy this piece of shit though... unless FB has a product ready to roll once Twitters takes a shit.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Press F to pay respects
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F
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A
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B
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U
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L
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O
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## Speaker_0: ##
Heres my October
https://imgur.com/gallery/q0kkQpP
I bottomed out at 4k and now im at 70k, You can turn around just follow the momentum
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm so sorry man. Not sure how you made so much only to lose that much.
## Speaker_0: ##
I started with 8k yolod call... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Analfarmer, I know you’re watching me from above. I’m taking this shit all the way to $600k in your honor
## Speaker_1: ##
You're actually doing it in a smart way though
## Speaker_2: ##
what smart way is that? is there a magical, non-super risky FD way?
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In B4 MAGA snowflakes start crying about bias.
## Speaker_1: ##
MAGA fags can't argue about policy because the only policy is Trump.
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I looked at their sub yesterday to see the reaction. The top comment on the announcement was "that means tariffs are c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck republicans fuck GOP fuck them all to hell
Edit: a silver ��
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck you and fuck liberals haha you’re gonna lose worse than you lost in 2016
## Speaker_0: ##
Haha, you haven’t seen the polls have you. 18 people in my family alone voted dems that never... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Congrats
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/ISF4SdL
Fap fap fap
## Speaker_2: ##
Jesus Christ sell
## Speaker_3: ##
I've played YY before, there is terrible liquidity in these options.
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Couldn't he just exercise worst case?
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## Speaker_0: ##
i'm wary of women and family court now that women are supposedly the equals of men in the household but not at work. this obviously leads to them trying to balance out the perceived power imbalance by trying to deny prenup by being ignorant and passive-aggressive or taking t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
i wonder how his real estates are doing
## Speaker_1: ##
Probably well. Estate in most cities is on fire especially the mega cities like NYC or sf
## Speaker_0: ##
true dat. housing prices even down here in Dallas is getting ridiculous
## Speaker_2: ##
I live in missouri ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
God those new SW movies are so bad
## Speaker_1: ##
Look at stronk girl. Girl is stronk. Yes girl can be stronk like boy.
## Speaker_2: ##
Stronk like black boi.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not evil like white boi. So evil
## Speaker_3: ##
Holy fuck you guys actually just opened... |
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They need to reinstitute debtors prison for shit like this.
## Speaker_0: ##
As long as this heap of shit doesn't cut its dividend it covers my cost of borrowing like 3 fold. Don't fuck me now, H&M.
Coolest retailer in the jungle methinks.
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Fuc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hey guys I'm a normal idiot over here. Is it normal for people to spread out their puts like the image posted?
## Speaker_1: ##
with big positions, yes. as the strikes get further otm they become exponentially cheaper so it's basically like supplementing a directional play ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You have a mil & you’re using RH?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I would lose more money in commissions to sell calls in a week than you would imagine
## Speaker_1: ##
If you are worried about commissions with a $1M portfolio you are an idiot and that account won't last long
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## Speaker_0: ##
You have to understand
## Speaker_1: ##
National debt. Why don't they just print more money?
## Speaker_2: ##
It’s working for Venezuela.
Wait...
## Speaker_3: ##
Worked for post ww1 Germany!
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And look at Germany now!
## Walls1337bot: ##
r/technicallyt... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Guess he had the right post but wrong timing
## Speaker_1: ##
You have more karma on this comment than I do across the posts. Typical reddit
Edit: wtf my post got like 30 karma this guy screenshots my shit and it’s up 2k. I can’t win on pointless things either lately
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bought in in 2015 and doubled my position when it crashed down to 140 in 2016.
Havent touched it since, it has indeed been a wild ride my friends
## Speaker_1: ##
My friend bought at $30.....
but sold it at $36 lol
## Speaker_2: ##
I bought at 30 and sold in the mid 6... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
One less pump before the dump I guess. Good God, the streets are going to run red tomorrow.
## Speaker_1: ##
According to what? This entire correction is completely overblown and the smart money is picking up everything at a fire sale. This will trade flat into the new yea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just wait till E-Trade buys RH.
## Speaker_1: ##
Press F to pay respect for commission free trades.
## Speaker_2: ##
Commission free trades aren't a novel idea, so any other company could just steal Robinhood's market with the exact same business model.
## Speaker_1: ##
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Damn you is retarded
## Speaker_1: ##
He can just get another loan from a different bank to pay off this loan. Full-proof plan.
## Speaker_2: ##
Lol noobs.
1. Get loan from bank
2. Buy bank with loan
3. Forgive your loan
4. Profit
Thank you.
## Speaker_3: ##
"hello mr. b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
We’re not glorifying it, we’re sexualizing it
## Speaker_1: ##
Losing money raises sex appeal.
## Speaker_2: ##
R O C K H A R D
## Speaker_3: ##
Rock bottom\*
## Speaker_4: ##
Prolly lots of power bottomers here.
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Please, I am a *ruthless* powerbotto... |
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