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I have Robinhood. :\) i did buy AMD Options in the money though. I am very happy the options worked out.
This literally made me laugh straight through.
Robinhood is very plain but free is free. I trade a lot it works for me. I use my E\-trade account for all the ext... |
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Well, it's Thursday, so probably just kill myself
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Macabilly, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call 800-273-8255.
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Cute bot
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"Over all, 76 percent of the companies that went public last year were unprofitable on a per-share basis in the year leading up to their initial offerings ... That was the largest number since the peak of the dot-com boom in 2000, when 81 percent of newly public companies we... |
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>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
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For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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&... |
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Here’s the problem with making fast, easy money. It’s a drug. And there’s no finish line. You think you’d be happy hitting 100k until you actually get there and want even more. It’s like saying, “I’m going to keep shooting up heroin until my body is content and no longer nee... |
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Guys a legend
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-ary idiot
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I refuse to believe we live in a country where:
Saying your investments return 20-30%, then returning 500% in ~3 years == fraud;
Lying about having native american heritage in order to secure a position at Harva... |
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Post positions faggot
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Kind of impossible. Just random stuff. FDs almost entirely. Right now cron calls
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Did you buy them before or after today?
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Before. I've held em for a week now or so. But random other stuff. AMD puts in... |
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Wtf is a tech bro.
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A young man working for a tech company that the author is prentending is some kind of social scourge to justify her irrational hatred of young men with a well paying job.
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The problem is that historically, men would date... |
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Maybe instead of fanning conspiracy theories about mArKeT mAnIpUlAtIoN, realize not every sector is in a bubble (i.e. utilities and energy are due a rebound) and prices are attractive at this level?
The Street priced-in EVERYTHING during the recent powerslide (rate hikes, ... |
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Was 80% if your portfolio in jnug?
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No. 100% in DUST
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How you making it back? I'm hurting also. Down 12k from jdst and 30k to date.
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Chipping away. I'll exit tomorrow if it drops away. Again. And just chip it back 2-3%... |
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I sold 2 265/270 call spreads today (expiring tomorrow) for ~$200 credit each, so this after hours is looking pretty nice.
I thought to myself, you know, instead of getting pissed off every time a company has a monster earnings report and goes down, why not bet on it happen... |
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Floyd will lose on purpose and everyone who safely bet will be cucked. Always inverse WSB
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you really think he will come out of retirement to go 49-1?
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irs.
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He's getting paid like 200mil to fight. That alone will cove... |
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You have to be a dumbass to short Tesla they are worth more than any other car company in the world for a reason
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Wrong, you don't short TSLA because it's a religion. And you don't fuck with religion.
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Like AAPL from the late 2000s, can do ... |
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Post positions faggot
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Kind of impossible. Just random stuff. FDs almost entirely. Right now cron calls
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Did you buy them before or after today?
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Before. I've held em for a week now or so. But random other stuff. AMD p... |
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Lol at the fact that he thinks the French will consume American wine
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The French will always look at anything French as superior.
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Tell that to the German armored land forces in 1940, brah.
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The French actually had an argua... |
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this shitpost is so quality people don't even get it
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Educate me then. KDOT = Kendrick Lamar? FOXN = Fox News?
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Yeah his new album he samples a lot of Fox News. Tbh I agree with Fox News but the songs are pretty good
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The driver stated, "I'm just glad grandma was white"
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Fucking black people almost never tip. Pieces of shit
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Username checks out
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Only stating facts
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I never tip drivers because I don't need to. You make min... |
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tl;dr understand the stock you are buying and don't buy a stock just because you hear about it and it sounds good. Wait for the right opportunity.
AKA, stop buying a bunch of meme stocks, you autists.
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Inverse buffett, you said?
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inverse bu... |
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Turns out Trump is the pussy.
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Can't have an economy tanking in election season
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The issue with claiming full responsibility for the market roaring is that it also looks terrible on you when it begins to sag and whine.
What I'm surprised at... |
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I haven't seen a million dollar trade on here in a while. What is your plan to get more million dollar trades here? Thanks
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everybody blew out. Now it's just dumbshit engineers and college kids
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everybody, as in the guys who used to so... |
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Positions were AMZN, TSLA, and AMD Calls. Last $100 on RIOT Calls. Going for the full 100% loss
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Why would you just buy shares and hold them. Calls and put such a risky thing
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Because the only DD that was done was seeing a couple scr... |
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Goodbye.
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I've never been prouder of a group of people
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If amzn comes down 2.5% or so, buy weekly calls. Amzn and market will end up green today. 70/30 certainty.
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Your reasoning?
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Always trust a Kennedy
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Trust them to croak easy
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Mods are gay.
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Is that an offer? PM me.
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Its all laughs until he shows up at your doorstep
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The laughs start again when he sees my penis.
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That mango stick! Throw some chili powder on there, get wild. It’... |
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
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Strengthening his power.
This is good for US-middle east relations and preparations for future smack downs on Iran.
Long defence
Mediumish oil
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Looks like $SNAP is next on the chopping block...
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God I hope so, fuck Snapchat
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I don’t get the hate for Snapchat. It’s a nude delivery service, thots love it
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I'll ask 7 thots if they use Snapchat and report back
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I can't wait for it to invert.
At which point the only coverage will be about how the fundamentals are strong and everything is great
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They gonna keep saying nothing is wrong until we are balls deep in a recession. That time its gonna be too late and the am... |
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This is the 10 year to 2 year T note yield. Recessions, historically, haven’t began until the spread crosses below 0, and then once it’s began to increase from its low. I’d say it’s safe to say this is still just a correction and not the end of the world, but hey, it coul... |
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>wants their product to fail
>uses their product
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As long as you don’t view the advertisements on the platform you’re actually making them lose money by using their product.
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You're helping daily active users though which helps prop ... |
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Investing.com is basically WallStreetBets for Indian daytraders
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[Accurate](https://imgur.com/a/HF4Ux)
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I read this in an indian accent
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hey dear
show bobs and vagene
im rich day trader make you princess
hello?
dear?
i ... |
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I guess it isn't enough that Cannacord analyst reiterated a $20 pt about an hour ago. Absolutely no effect on the stock price. But when somebody reiterates a $9 pt it fucking tanks.
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thats cuz the MM wanna buy that shit on discount
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People ... |
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Chief engineer(only person who knows how to turn a wrench)/manufacturing supervisor at a small manufacturing plant. So in reality I build/fix machinery (anything from welding to electrical and automation) and yell at people to stop being lazy fucks. Pretty much as blue co... |
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"Or we take your fucking house" wait are RH users parents liable for the autists living in their basements?
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Yes
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no actually, you're supposed to be 18 to open a brokerage account and anyone letting someone younger than that trade on margin... |
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Rig count tomorrow at 1:00pm Eastern, grab some oil shorts.
Thank me later.
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I can't short or do calls guys. I'm on robinhood. I'm getting a better acct once I hit 20 grand. I'm close.
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Buy DWTI you fucking retard.
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Why ... |
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Despite how unprofessional UAL has been through this whole ordeal, people will eventually realize that cheap flights + prevalence of United in the aviation industry will cause people to flock back.
UAL might dip, but it'll come back. Hop in at $65.
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United ... |
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Gold just jumped like 3$ in the last 20 min.
Just end me now.
EDIT: ok JDST, you win.... I guess? Gold fell mad fast lol
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What the fuck
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Holding so much JDST... I'm wrecked.
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me too, at 2150 shares :(
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keep in mind the acidity of coffee in your gut will decrease the efficacy of amphetamine absorption and increase excretion rates. stick to more alkaline foods when you pop the addy. you can also eat a Tums™ to balance the acid in stomach to optimize.
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This ... |
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Tfw you lost your account number somewhere so you just check on your stocks on google everyday and say that it’s your money but you’re too lazy to call Scott trade and get your account number so you never sell.
Edit: tfw this isn’t a joke but me irl. I want someone to eutha... |
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cool, I just ordered a legion of leprechauns and elves from Tesla, had to pay cash upfront
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I actually think your order will get delivered before any truck or serious ramp up on Model 3
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Since everyone always acts like Tesla cant produce aut... |
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#shortafghanistan
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Too soon
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I didn't understand this. Can you explain the reference please?
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Afghanistan is a country in Asia.
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I know that. What does this have to do with the post ?
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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Well, it's Thursday, so probably just kill myself
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Macabilly, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call 800-273-8255.
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Cute bot
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If you paid attention to the news last week you would be out of there.
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What was said last week?
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LRCX ER + TSM ER + Apple Downgrade + ZTE drama + 10yearT going to 3 = Micron is going back to 40s
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LOL LRCX er was fucking ... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
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Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too... |
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Is paying for pussy pretty common now a days?
asking for a friend
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If I had that kinda money , why the hell not lmao
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It doesn't have to take so much money. Stuff you read about like $2,000/day+ escorts for rich people are the 0.001%. I do... |
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That's my broker, look at him, working hard.
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I bet he shows up to your house when you’re margin called.
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“Ayyyy ese your margin it’s fuckin callin homes time to answer la telephono or I’m gonna have to push your shit in.
You ever had you... |
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Is mobilegas or whatever his name, with 700k in shares holding through? Dude can't even afford to gild EA pumpers anymore.
This outta be gooood
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Fuck me. I'm down at least $100k right now. All my gains this year gone
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I mean, are you selli... |
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At least H. W. will be able to harm the US economy one more time!
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Go back to /politics normie douchebag.
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Normie? The idiots on r/politics are celebrating H. W. when in reality he sucked. Not as much as Monica though.
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Bought 10 Nov 17 calls for $15 yesterday. Currently up 30%!
Also bought 1,000 shares at $21.916 back in April. Currently down 30%!
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Congrats now you're currently down.. a metric shit ton!
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DOWN 20% AH WHAT THE FUCK
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Havin... |
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Bumble - hotter women are on Bumble instead of Tinder
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Harder to get a match tho
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If you're ugly, then yes
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Indeed I am
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It's ok, women only want your tendies.
I'd rather have 1 tendie and 0 girls t... |
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2016: /u/worldchaos makes 90k on faggots'delights and unleashes a wave of normies from /r/all who just watched wolf of wallstreet or big short and think its edgy to say go fuck yourself in every comment...
subtlety and tact died that day my friends, along with this sub
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Already up +$400 gonna start calling hourlies Faggot’s Ecstasy.
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motion to approve
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Seconded.
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All in favor?
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Aye
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Aye's have it.
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We get infinite no commission trades a year with bad service so jokes on them
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Nah I just use fidelity and I’m at a point I couldn’t give a shit about $5. If I was to wan’t to go no commission I’d go RH all the way tho
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I use Fidelity... |
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I installed Snapchat the other day just to see wtf this shit is all about.. pure garbage for children. uninstalled after 5 mins
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Not really, it's fun when you're an exciting person and can take pics of you in cool places.
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that's what Instag... |
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I couldnt tell whether this was true or fake. Checked his actual twitter and its legit. Funding secured.
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Now we can sue the president if good news doesn’t come?
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You can sue anything for any reason. Your mother dropped you on your head and... |
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Why not do options bro? You could make a shit load from it.
Good gains tho broski
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Cuz, I'm doing fine the way I'm going. When I'm at 10 digits in my account I'll start fucking around with options.
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Dis guy. 10 digits.
Options are pretty ... |
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Doesn't understand how rate of return is calculated and still makes more money than most of this sub lmao
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Not sure if he understands compound interest or just has extremely low expectations
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He can't understand compound interest if he doe... |
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when she started crying I lol'd
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I saw this movie when I was younger and thought she was upset because she believed him. Now that I'm an adult I realize she's crying because she thinks the kid is bat shit
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What movie?
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Are ... |
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1. He’s a pussy and totally capitulated to Trump.
2. He’s a coward and didn’t want to be the face of the bear market.
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You might wanna get some salt calls to hedge your bear gang.
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I’m not really bear gang. I have puts on nine stocks... |
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Next video: Why now is the best time to buy
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This was the same guy that bought tesla for long term, then sold after a few weeks, and then bought again ��
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The dude already made a video saying that trading is a very little percentage of his i... |
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If you just delete your account you won’t have to pay
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i will try that
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Tell them you're colorblind and you thought green numbers meant gains
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Wait the numbers can turn green?
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Only if you're colorblind
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[Aw, cute](https://imgur.com/a/uQlODxE)
I would have commended you but you're such a dick in your comments.
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Fuck! I'm jelly. Btw are you in cali by any chance?
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Nope, f that unamerican shithole
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Oh, you're one of... t... |
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The dude is calling for a 20% reduction in topline revenue on loss of sale of products related to ETH mining.
This is equivalent to AMD never selling another graphics card again. On the Q4 call Sue Bae said that their best internal estimate is that mining represents high si... |
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3 day rule
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What's that rule?
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Wait until the 4th day before a play after a drop from earnings
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Positive earning news or negative?
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Doesn’t matter
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Hey let's trade options without any clue how to trade options!!! Welcome to financial institution butt fucking time!
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Hey now, if people like him didnt exist then we wouldnt be able to make money.
Remember- In the market, for every winner there is a lose... |
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Fuck it, my first attempt at inverse fscomeau.
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Believe me, this time I'm getting it right.
NFLX is wayyyy overvalued and has been begging to come down for a while now.
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When are you closing your shorts on AAPL and NFLX?
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wtf do u do after this? u can turn 35k into 50 but not 50 into 35k
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Not true, I’ve turned less than $300 before into $1500 with one trade. If you stay consistent you’ll get there. Same can be said for losing as well. To many consistent losses and you should ... |
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I thought about taking this advice and buying a share of AMZN instead of going out last night but then I would have been hungry and sober.
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A single share of $AMZN is like $1850... sounds like you had one hell of a Friday night
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Well yeah.... |
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Vice went from being a reliable alternative news source to BuzzFeed autistic step brother. Short VICE
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Yeah right around the time the founder decided he was a white supremacist it kind of went down hill. Fuck vice
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God your a pussy
Gavin ... |
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I spend tons of money on microsoft crap and I don't even use windows or like microsoft at all. They will beat.
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But ze guidance
And growth is slowing, if it's slowing too much this stock gonna get raped
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I pay 9.95 a month for MS office sui... |
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Short DD:
Currently Tesla is burning through cash. With the cash on hand they can last until Q1 of 2019 max. They will either have to raise more debt, but it’s going to be pretty hard for them to accomplish that with the current debt load, rising interest rates and financin... |
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You’re 18...Where did you get 45,000 to invest?! Trust fund?
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No I started with 3000 from my summer job initially.
Then I built up other capital.
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Awesome job man. I did something similar except put 15k in and lost it all. Were are pretty a... |
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Who let this fag in? r/personalfinance is that way------------>
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Don't even think about touching my 144 month emergency fund.
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That’s such a waste of 1.5 mil
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Seems like a waste until your girlfriend wrecks her Porsche... |
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40% downside. I would sell the dip.
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Yeah that's what I was thinking, it's way overvalued for its current state and people are finally realizing it
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TBH. It's a shit company. Been a shit company for a long time. But they will somehow contin... |
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*raises hand*
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What an idiot.
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I felt alot smarter about a week ago tho
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What are you doing now? Binging on CNBC waiting for Cramer to scream buy buy buy?
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Researching fundamentals for long term buys so I d... |
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Macrons marriage is so fucking weird
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As opposed to Trump's?
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yes, it's normal for rich men to marry hot models. It's not normal for them to marry their old teacher
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Macron isn't a rich man who married his old teacher. It's... |
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You brilliant fucking moron, you really did this for the shitpost didn't you?
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Sure did
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worth the fee
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Sure was, basically other than the self satisfaction I paid $82 for 3k in karma
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That’s nearly ... |
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I didnt know Papa Johns was so supportive of the community. Giving pizza away for free. What a great man.
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He literally chose to give out free pizza instead of increasing employee wages at one point. What a paragon.
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Yeah because giving out ... |
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Even the CEO is saying his own company's stock is inflated heavily. But no one will listen.
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Looks like they're listening today... -4% as of now. I'm going long when the bloodshed stops.
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Now it will probably go to the other extreme though.... |
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That's because people who actually achieve success typically aren't ardent Socialists. Obviously people can have success and still lean left, but very rarely are they the 'Seize the means of production' types.
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It’s kinda hard to say capitalism is evil and ... |
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What if Snapchat bought a Pixel phone and uses the unlimited photo and video storage to store all the data? ��
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dude we're onto something here.
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>we're
taking some of the credit for /u/Trilletto's genius
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'genius'
#... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
## Speaker_1: ##
Just approved one of his comments from spam. Same guy posted earlier yesterday:
>[Was burned by NAK real bad (lost ~40% of my entire IRA portfolio), so a little gun shy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/c... |
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Fuck this coon
## Speaker_0: ##
Really dude... Black people do peruse this board man... Like ME!
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I’m not calling Cramer black. I’m calling him a dirty animal that scavenges for whatever
## Speaker_1: ##
This is like the kid that draws swastikas on h... |
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- Worked out
- Took LSD
- 10th Feb AMD 12.5 P
- 10th Feb SPY 230 C
## Speaker_0: ##
One of these things is not like the otherrr
I approve though.
## Speaker_1: ##
yeah, who the fuck has time to work out when you gotta day trade!
## Speaker_2: ##
So. The importa... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
## Speaker_1: ##
Just approved one of his comments from spam. Same guy posted earlier yesterday:
>[Was burned by NAK real bad (lost ~40% of my entire IRA portfolio), so a little gun shy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can you believe people managed to lose money on this?
5 figures profit since Thursday. Thanks Uncle McAfee.
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Traded this thing over 10 times all for profit. fuck yeah its printing money. I am shocked if anyone lost money on this stock since it began runnin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
For the RH fags who are addicted to their 3x ETFs, here is an example of options leverage. AAPL moved up $1.57 today, and my day gain on those positions is over $12,000.
To get $12,000 in daily profit out of holding the underlying, I would have to own ~7,200 shares of AAPL... |
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Anyone who trust Goldman Sachs just needs to go back tp 2008 and see the kind of deals they sold to their clients and made billions in profits betting against them.
## Speaker_1: ##
This is why I just invest in waterRREEEEEEEE
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How would one actually do ... |
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He also framed a business owner with rape so he could take over his company
## Speaker_1: ##
Say what?
## Speaker_2: ##
What
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waddup
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Oh shit
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## Speaker_0: ##
It should literally be a bannable offense to not post your holdings.
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought I added it to my post, hmmm.
Spy puts 265 end of May, 260 end of June
## Speaker_2: ##
We’re u 100% in on puts or straddle at all?
## Walls1337bot: ##
How much did you stan... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why would you call? Just lie on the form. That's how I got approved for 4X leverage
## Speaker_1: ##
Calling the e-Trade customer support line in the first place is what disqualified him. It’s a honeypot to see who’s still retarded enough to make phone calls in current year... |
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**FUCK IN HELL**, Italian 10-year bond currently up 48bps to 3.16% at 4am ET!!!!!!!! An 18% move!
Edit: 5 mins later now up 54bps. Surreal.
Edit: And now up 65bps
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Maybe I'm autistic but is there really any chance of Italy defaulting? Why are people pani... |
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That's not even enough for a hand job
## Speaker_0: ##
I get full service for a hundo here. hot broads too.
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Mexico? Enjoy AIDS.
## Speaker_0: ##
close. phoenix.
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gross. lmao okay you win.
## Speaker_0: ##
no joke though, i fo... |
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F
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A
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G
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G
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#O
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##T
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## Speaker_0: ##
God those new SW movies are so bad
## Speaker_1: ##
Look at stronk girl. Girl is stronk. Yes girl can be stronk like boy.
## Speaker_2: ##
Stronk like black boi.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not evil like white boi. So evil
## Speaker_3: ##
Holy fuck you guys actually just opened... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Referral Links = Ban
Asking for Referral Link = Ban
## Speaker_1: ##
Can't believe people risk getting banned just to try to get someone to signup through their referral link. All for a lousy Chesapeake Energy, Siri, or Zynga stock. Everyone and their mom has Robinhood now... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hemp plants and full on weed plants are 2 different things no??
## Speaker_1: ##
Hemp is weed with no thc
## Speaker_2: ##
Hemp is weed that sucks
## Speaker_0: ##
The title said they harvested weed. The article just says they harvested hemp. I wouldn't hype this one up t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Did you actually read the filing? It isn’t a pre-release.
## Speaker_1: ##
So my terminology is off? The outlook for 2018 is positive though.
## Speaker_0: ##
But we've known that for weeks/months now.
## Speaker_1: ##
Bro, I see MU news and I post it. Enjoy it or fuck o... |
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
## Speaker_1: ##
So I decided to test a theory, buying all -20%+ of any stocks that appear on FINVIZ down column, allocation accordingly and due to available fund. Guess how the account is going?
## Speaker_2: ##
You'r... |
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The number of people who spew garbage about the pharmaceutical industry without knowing a single thing about it still completely baffles me. Easy clicks I guess...
## Speaker_1: ##
Please divulge this wonder knowledge of the Pharma industry you have!
## Speaker_0: ##
Hig... |
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