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Honestly, probably homeless or some shit. Fucking with credit / loans and margin at the same time is quite literally the most retarded thing I've ever heard of.
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That's what I've done since April of last year and I am up 16.47%. This week alone I am up 10.66... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retarded... |
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Imagine being in her position? It's like being water specialist in California rn.
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Hahaha dude you should match her, get her to trust you that's how you get real insider info
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More like "inside-her" info, am I right my boy?!
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I really hope this isn't real
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It’s real, XIV is being terminated tomorrow.
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I know, I just hope it's photoshopped... for OPs sake
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It’s not life changing money. It’s bad, but he will have some debt collection agency set him... |
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What the actual fuck is wrong with this subreddit. Shit like this is the only reason I'm subbed.
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Shit like this is making me want to unsub. I miss the days of people actually blowing their money instead of stupid posts like this
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So unsu... |
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Tesla’s revenue generation per day then shits on Toyota’s.. Interesting.
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simple calculation. More cars but still lower revenue per car? That means a lower price of cars which is definitely true, especially in the asian, african and south american markets. ... |
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Gotta be honest this is a really terrible trade.
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I agree 100%. Monday can't come soon enough.
$0.90 is actually a decent price. I should be able to turn a profit.
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VIX is euro style fag. Won't jump much. Not worth shit till date of ex... |
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You forgot
>1999 yahoo purchases broadcast.com for $5.7b and turn Mark Cuban into a smug know it all billionaire.
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ugggggggh he is the worst. it was just good timing in the frothy anything dot com days.
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Nothing like a guy that gets un... |
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Buy the dip
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I dunno, over the weekend?
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Wtf does the weekend have to do with anything
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1. Its an ETF that decays
2. Literally anything can happen over the weekend
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God every time leveraged ETFs are... |
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Could you elaborate if you don’t mind?
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Everyone is tariffing each other but the markets are up.
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Does your understanding of macroeconomics not extend beyond childlike---
>/r/wallstreetbets
Carry on.
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imagine thinking ... |
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Nice, next move?
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Straight cash over the weekend. Nothing planned until After G20. Definitely going in on LULU calls next Wednesday for earnings.
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What’s your DD on lulu? I’m bullish too
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DD is that I bought I new pair and ... |
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What language are you speaking
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Ebonics
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we vuz kengs ma nuga
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dawg, tha shet yo speakin iz trash. Hoe ass, toe-lickin ass, nappy like snookie ass, bitch.
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*^Wow! ^You ^actually ^swore ^so ^much ^you ^... |
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130% this year doing what
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SNAP
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SNAP back to reality
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O there goes gravity
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Mom's spaghetti
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I am hoping Frenchie are smart enough not to vite Trump 2.0
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Yes. Keep welcoming the goat fuckers and rapists. Aloha snackbar!
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Yeah we need pure blooded American pig fuckers to stay dominant
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Short squeeze + starting to enable features of FSD in August + looking more and more likely that the 5K Model 3s per week goal will be reached.
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Everybody said this stock was going to zero because Elon is a conman and can't build anything. This is bullshit. ... |
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Must be trying to distract from the mother of all fuck up. This is top kek shit
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There is so much distraction and deflection going on (looking at this mans history it should be painfully obvious). Nonetheless, something BIG is forthcoming in the near future... |
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Putting your trust in a pedophile with dementia who believes protectionism and tarriffs are smart tools in macro finance is prob a good idea.
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Lmao. Dementia. It's all coming together.
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I just refuse to believe that someone acts THIS unhing... |
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Should have a slightly higher price point honestly. No point to slash margins that low. They could be 50% of the competition price and still sell a ton of units.
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a) WCCFTech. Take with a massive boulder of salt.
b) The point would be to absolutely crush... |
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If they're producing in China now, that means the Chinese replica is coming soon, too.
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It’s called NIO and they’re a 2b market cap company that is losing 5 billion a year
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I'm aware. But, that won't be the only copycat company, and Ch... |
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how do you get access to these reports? is this like a premium feature they offer their clients
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super dooper secret
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dont get fired m80
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nah getting fired from Goldy just means you move to Evercore.
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How do I go long on tasteless joke posts making fun of a situation where a bunch of kids and teens have been killed?
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You are coming to WSB looking for sensitivity?
How do I long stupidity?
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Eh, it's not about sensitivity as much as it i... |
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3k/yr max fam
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but it carries over right?
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Yeah. But whats to say you wont lose more next year and just compounds up
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Does turbotax keep track? Cause I'm not
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Your brokerage should have historic info, you... |
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This is the difference between a sensationalist journalist, who keeps harping on the drug prices being raised and Shkreli smirking in front of the congress, and an intelligent and logical judge. Fuck the media, absolutely disgusting manipulation of the population.
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Low-key not a bad movie tho
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Movie sucked dick.
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I didn't like the ending, I think that stalemate endings to horror movies are uncreative and stupid. I think they did a great job describing the insomnia and how it affected the plot though.
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You'd need roughly 32 trades each with a 20% return. Compound interest buddy.
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So biotech pennies it is.
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[Why stop there? Go for a real penny stock.](http://imgur.com/a/8iFRo)
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This is definitely the bottom for them. Th... |
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Yo what the fuck
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you are famous now
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do not want
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Faggot
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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He's going to be bored as shit in jail. That is not Shkreli's environment. I don't think he understands how much it's going to suck.
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Give him a computer and he’s going to be 555 times as productive you don’t know how autists work
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That's ... |
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[Hmmm](https://imgur.com/gallery/mCSyu0J)
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Wadu heck
So did he photoshop the 17k on there or did he just go all in SQ?
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Phil DeFranco's a popular youtuber who probably has a networth in the low millions at least. $5k is nothing for him
#... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Summer's almost over, should we short solar stocks because Winter is coming????
Thats how stupid your fucking logic is, comparatively.
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Well should we??
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Fuck, got me thinking about it...
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Brb putting puts on Ben and Je... |
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My presidents orange,
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The congress is red
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but at the end of the day, your mums still in my bed
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Lean Hog demand was up on this sunny day in May.
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But the bag was real, thanks to Su Bae.
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I can't hear you over my deductible-free health care.
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Psh, I don't pay shit for healthcare right now. My company plans rocks
Hopefully we'll get single payer when I'm older and actually need it. Until then, fuck that tax increase
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T... |
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Real good info. I like it. Now if you could eli5 I would be in debt to you, not that you'd ever get your money back. I'm in debt everywhere. That's besides the point. All joking aside, if I'm looking at buying calls and puts, should I be buying ITM or OTM? How far out should... |
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Could you actually make 111% profit if you bought it or what am I missing
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Nope, there is not enough liquidity. The average trading volume is 35,000 shares which totals to around $52 XD
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35000 shares x $0.015/share at closing = $525 in trad... |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/992890073908572160
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This guy is a fucking clown honestly. You can love him or hate him but I don't understand how people take him seriously.
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Because he is a self made billionaire and he sells self ... |
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Fuck that communist parrot
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He's almost the opposite of a communist
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Just this week:
“Take the guns first, worry about due process after.”
“He is president for life. It’s great, maybe we will try that one day.”
Started a trade war.
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Hey man props to you for posting these truly incredible losses when you could've just said "lmao I sold all those at open guys" like so many others do.
$hit like this is why I visit this sub. For some reason my brain rationalizes it as "haha that fu€ker is having a way wors... |
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Just sell 100 covered calls on them bad boys that expire Friday
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Dude could make 20 grand a week just selling weeklies. Not a bad way to live.
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I checked his profile op is a former poker player. He’s used to the risk and he started with 2k ... |
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Why not take off enough to cover what you paid (or at least half of the shares) and let the rest ride? Besides having massive balls of course.
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No one got a yacht playin it safe. If i wasnt a faggot, id buy more. 20k more for a nice even 100k shares would be... |
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his pal jeff epstein raped kids and got off, just par for the course in the American oligopoly
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Trump banned Epstein from Mar a lago, while plenty of democrats were taking the Lolita express.
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yeah let's arrest the democrats along with... |
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I'm a piece of shit and know jack shit. I assume this retard has 4K invested on the hopes that AMD would be $17 at some point tomorrow? If it doesn't, that means they lost their money and will be living in a cardboard box?
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they expect it to be at or above $... |
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A family that looses together stays together.
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*loses you moron
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Of all the words that every member of this sub should know how to spell, ‘loses’ should be right up there...
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Red is good right?
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In Chine... |
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Fuck that reminds me I had a 1.3 BT account.
Fuck ^fuck ^^fuck ^^^where ^^^is ^^^my ^^^goddamn ^^^account
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This is what reminds you?
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To be honest I started in 2014 just to try it out and abandoned it in 2015. It was worth something like $2... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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Iv crush be real
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I remember some autist here was suggesting strangle plays lmao. He just got fucked both ends.
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Strangle on something that high in I.V just genius.
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He bought not sold!
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The cockroaches deserve it, just waiting for big DJT to unite with the EU in a Tenth Crusade to reclaim Constantinople
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buddy check your numbered crusades
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Am I missing something? I thought there were nine major crusades and then a bunch ... |
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What do you guys think 7/20 60s will sell for tomorrow?
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You getting more?
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I want to sell my 60s and buy 55s. Im still trying to get experience with options and I feel like I bought too far out the money. plus if I sell I can buy even more.... |
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Did you notice that the Buy LED is red? That's how your portfolio will look like :)
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That's how your portfolio will look.
or
That's what your portfolio will look like.
Never
That's how your portfolio will look like
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That's what I like ... |
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Holy God in heaven. Miraculous. Congratulations on changing your whole life fren. You can now buy a house with .5 acre yard in the suburbs with cash.
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How in the absolute fuck do you have the nuts to hold that when it hits +20k, +50k, +100k.... Literally ju... |
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Bro what is this brokerage? Switch to like TD ameritrade and use think or swim. Their customer service is top tier. These guys are using your money to Schwab their ass
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Yeah think or swim is neat, but dude the cost on TD is almost not worth it.
I would rath... |
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Are you talking about Home Capital? Ya a crocked uninsured mortgage lender tanks and the world is ending.
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Seeing that my parents are customers of Home Capital to acquire a shitton of loans to make bank from the rising house prices please be nicer, sir.... |
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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What food is next?
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Can't reveal non-public info, but I suggest you invest in Italian-American cuisi... |
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**FUCK IN HELL**, Italian 10-year bond currently up 48bps to 3.16% at 4am ET!!!!!!!! An 18% move!
Edit: 5 mins later now up 54bps. Surreal.
Edit: And now up 65bps
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Maybe I'm autistic but is there really any chance of Italy defaulting? Why are people pani... |
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This is at least the 5th or 6th time this guy has posted about this in the last week, it's always a zerohedge article and he generally has shown no actual knowledge of what any of this means (also dude just stop reading zerohedge it's been proven to cause cancer and birth... |
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I would neck the fuck outta myself
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You say that but look at what happened to Smosh, at the time this was the better choice.
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Can you quickly explain to me what happened tosmosh ? I saw them for food battle back in middle school and forgot
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I second this
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All in favor say "I"
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I don't think Trump realized that billionaires have more power in America than the President, when he decided to run.
Look what they did to the last guy.
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How do I become a billionaire??
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Step 1: Become President
Step 2: Setup Intern... |
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My whole robinhood account is in Tesla calls
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Hope u bought more before the weekend
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I can’t buy more...all my money was in Tesla calls already by Friday close
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strikes? expirations? you gonna be sitting on some nice ga... |
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oh dear god. look dude, i really hope this works out, but the CEO of this company did the same exact stuff with $ECIG a few years ago:
https://www.microcapdaily.com/what-happened-to-electronic-cigarettes-intl-group-ltd-otcmktsecig/114601/
"Certainly a rosy picture however ... |
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I lost $500 today and make 0 a year
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I lost $600 and also make 0 a year, i presume you are a fellow college student...
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yup
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Using grant money too I see
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Thats just dumb. Use the loan money too.
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$4,340 gain in 5 hours on a $930 options position. Respect.
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This, is probably a dumb questions. BUT, what’s the difference between options and shares.
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Options give you the choice to vote on various shareholder/board decisions, usually by ... |
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Seriously brotha, there’s more to lose than money. I’m sure it stings but please put a value on your life. Call someone you trust or the suicide hotline or even 911 if you’re desperate. I hope you learn from your mistakes but know that it’s a learning opportunity.
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Real work
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Im on vacation right now...
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Casino near by?
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Hey i'd like to at least have a chance of making money...
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Roulette is about as much a chance of winning as doing weeklies
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Oh, they should purge bot accounts to get a real number
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they did purge accounts, they mentioned it in the call, I think it was 50m accounts purged.
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Yeah they are now super strict with identifying fake accounts. They killed nearly all of mi... |
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Buy gold. It's going to go up when Donald wins
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why? he's gonna inflate the dollar?
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Uh..
Actually I didn't think this through but yes, he will (you think debt will go down suddenly?)
I would laugh my fucking ass off if Donald Trump ends u... |
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Hes right tho
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Fuck you. I need my lifted f350 to commute to my IT job and I dont want gas going up.
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Why don't you buy a Tesla like all your coworkers in IT
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As if we made enough
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New Ford F350: 34k
Pe... |
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one of us
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#one of us!
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ONE OF US!
(actually not though, since we don't have that amount of money :P)
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Neither does he.
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True hahahaha
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ONE OF US!
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Good job.Time to get a job and fund the option gambling addiction like us.
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Oh I only did this after signing my offer letter.
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The fuck is this kind of responsibility doing in this sub?
(Grats on the gains man)
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Lmaaaao at... |
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Check your calendar OP, you're living in the past. The 14th was ten days ago.
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Fuck off
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You spelled that correctly, good job. Clearly you only fail when it comes to numbers.
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what's your address so i can come over and beat ... |
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This is giving mixed emotions.. Vanguard account, but YOLO'ing on AMD.
Good shit.
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ELI5: What is wrong with a Vanguard account?
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Vanguard is for the pussies over at /r/investing.
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Okay so what you are saying is t... |
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In my high school Econ class we played a stock market game. I put all of my money in Chuck E Cheese (CEC Entertainment) and kept it there the whole time. I got 4th overall in the class and then the company went private.
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My friend did the same game in her cl... |
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I lost 90% of my portfolio my first day trading options and I see myself in you.
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Scared by your experience, but comforted that I'm not alone
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Just remember someone lost 190k in less than a month.
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Someone lost 162k which ... |
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God you people are autistic
He's taking the piss. As if he seriously asked a writer for Teen Vogue to the fucking Trump inauguration...
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Only retards think autism is funny.
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So you are telling a multi billionaire, also the president of the most powerful country in the world, that he could have been richer?
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Hes not a billionaire
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What’s your proof? Not that I really give a shit but your statement is about as ... |
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Just to be CLEAR:
- Under federal guidelines he will serve 85% of 7 years before being eligible for parole.
- He will not be eligible for a prison camp. He will go to a real life federal prison.
- Diesel Therapy is very real in federal prison for inmates like him. He w... |
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FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS MARTIN SHKRELI
FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS BOBBY SHMURDA
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Shkreli is unironically a political prisoner
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Shkreli's own words disagree with you. He came clean and admitted guilt and specifica... |
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Goddamn liberals and their "economics"
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Please for the love of shrekrli don’t use “Economics” and “Liberal” in the same sentence as a positive unless you want Bernie fucking Sanders as president.
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The liberals and economics go well together.... |
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Link?
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http://truepundit.com/breaking-comey-mandates-all-fbi-agents-report-to-d-c-offices-prep-for-raids-arrests-in-clinton-probes/
No idea if the source is legit, but apparently [Brett Baier also mentioned ](https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/... |
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FAKE
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AND
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GAY
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NOT
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GAY
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BUT
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FAKE
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AND
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CANADIAN
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We elected a downright moron. Whatever we get, we deserve.
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The man really is impressively stupid.
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He'd take that as a compliment too
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As would his supporters. Autism is a badge of honor in MAGAworld.
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What’s up with his sleep schedule?
Can’t seriously be true he’s snorting adderall lol
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Old ppl sleep for like 4-6 hours idk why
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High rates of insomnia. Now mix in Trump's obesity, probably high blood pressure and lack of exercise, poor sle... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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I dont aim for those 1000% trades, I aim for 5-50% trades; get in and get out
Edit: I think total amount of trades was 6 (12 if you count both buying and selling as a trade)
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Unless you get that $4k to $25k soon, you’re getting PDT locked soon buddy if you’... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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Shit concept. I'm not spending $60 for 3 meals for 2 people a week. I can spend less and get more. This doesn't give you leftovers for lunch. It's exactly just enough food for two people for one meal. Some people like that you don't have to buy more and waste food, but ... |
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If you're offered a seat at the table with the (future) President and you reject it that doesn't make you a boss, it makes you an idiot.
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Do people really use Facebook anymore? Trump should invite MySpace too then.
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This is a joke right? Fa... |
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Did he actually do this?
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Yes ghostface called him a shithead after he found out shkreli was the buyer of the album. Then shkreli put a hilarious diss video on YouTube and ghostface reciprocated. Look it up both videos are fucking hysterical
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I voted for the guy, but I don't deny he's a bit absurd and it's still fucking mind blowing and hilarious every time he comes up aces.
"Grab 'em by the pussy I say, BTW how do you guys like this goofy trucker hat with nothing but my campaign slogan printed on it? Eat shit ... |
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Martin called Interactive Brokers (on speaker phone) to confirm accounts that start with DU are not real accounts. /u/fscomeau is an asshat.
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Did he livestream that?
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Yes, I heard it.
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link?
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to Shkre... |
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It was a 105 Covered Call, just a heads up. 100 shares @ 100, so I still profit ~1000$ from the trade. (call sold for 5/share premium)
/u/Jurble sacrificing my rep for that Karma :(
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No matter your gains you're still a faggot for calling buying a covered ca... |
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Those options are not $5
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Huh ?
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Two jacksons is $5
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Huh?
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#TWO JACKSONS IS $5
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So long US treasuries, and short gold and silver. Got it! ��
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This is actually probably not a bad idea.
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Been buying T-Bills all year.
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I bought literal gold, literal physical gold (Aside from concrete gold). It's stupid but... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
garbage companies like snapchat retain their value by having information on so many users. Pretty scummy since they offer nothing else.
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What kind of info? Facial recognition?
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Definitely this. Facial metrics + neural networks will lead... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just wait for AMZN to touch red. When an 800B company has 100% eps beat then GDP growth is announced as best its been in 4 years and it still goes red there is a yuuge problem developing
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Yooo already down to 1817. We really gonna finish red huh??
## Spe... |
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Pull 3 random letters out of a scrabble bag and type them in various orders into Robinhood until something pops up, and just go all in.
Make sure to use market orders, and more importantly don't set a stop. Wouldn't want to get hit by any of this volitality now, would y... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If this isn’t the saddest image I’ve seen in two weeks I don’t know what else
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yeah i thought people stopped using macbooks years ago too
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looking at appl I'd say you are right.
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Wtf is APPL
## Speaker_4: ##
Apple's ticker ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I started trading options with 20k for the first time at the end of January.
I lost 15 grand through multiple plays during the volocaust. I just finally made it all back. I cannot tell you how simultaneously amazing and retarded it feels to have everything go so good, th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You can't make this stuff up lol. The dude's worst enemy is himself.
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isnt he a millionaire?
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What the fuck does that matter?
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if you have a few million dollars and dont mind laying low, you can avoid jail and live like a k... |
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