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Are you retarded? Expected value of $50 million vs. $1 million what do you think faggot
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You're applying flawed logic. A million bucks is a permanent life changer for most people, in which case the question is: 100% to change your life for the better or 50%... |
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Thanks for the advice. I’ll try to start with 750k ASAP.
But for real though niiiiiice. Do you just live off what you trade nowadays?
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Well not yet.. I have a short term goal of 2.5 mil, where a 10% yearly return is 250 k, a longer term goal of 10 mil wher... |
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Ticker?
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[Here's the rest of that part of the screen](http://imgur.com/A7OL6VH)
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Are you going to buy more Dec?
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Probably...thinking I'm going to possibly sell some and invest $100,000 in options for Amazon or Google t... |
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contemplate why the fuck i have 400 puts on GE.
see how AAPL and MSFT are doing, then sell my puts on those.
ask myself again what made me think 400 puts on GE was a good idea.
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Why do you have 400 puts in GE?
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Because it was a good idea.... |
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Remove them?
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Removed about 10 so far, it's getting old.
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Old man
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WHAT?? PLEASE SPEAK UP
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YOU CANT GET ON SNAPCHAT GRANDPA ITS FOR MILLENIALS ONLY REEEEE
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what's snapchat
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Shorters got a raging fag boner when Reading the headline. But TSLA Will increase alot today
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Hey, Sometimesiworry, just a quick heads-up:
**alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. You can remember it by **it is one lot, 'a lot'**.
Have a nice day!
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Not gonna lie i really want to sell. Buying at 60 seemed okay when people were saying itd go to 80
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It will but in 3-6 months
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More like 3 weeks before er. Mu always flat lines before an insane pre er run up
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If by 'flat-... |
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I am sorry for posting this. I really meant it as an actual question due to some of the posts I have seen on both subreddits. I just wanted to get the scoop. I guess I shouldn't have asked
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You did well, young faggot. you'll be shitposting half baked DD in ... |
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liberals on reddit can't catch a break. If dems lose the midterms we are gonna see one hell of a sperg out. I for one am hyped.
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Have you seen how hard they are pushing for midterm turn out this year? I have blurbs in my google news feed and I see posters g... |
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Sometimes I wonder how many Walmart greeters are out there guarding those doors because GE blew up their retirement accounts
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An old Mexican dude has been doing it at mine for the last decade, he’s on pension, and is rich af, said he got bored sitting at hom... |
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spoken like a true autist. little does he know he’s mocking his own people
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His rant reminded me of [this legend](https://m.imgur.com/WwxxBrX)
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Greatest short of my entire life.
My $40 LFIN Puts held me above water in this shitty ass mar... |
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It would mean a 30% increase of my current salary and as a 27 year old in NYC I would be ecstatic
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~40k in NYC are you homeless
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I have to steal food to survive, sucks2bme
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Have you considered just pulling yourself up b... |
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I hope your joking.
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I'm not, totally thought it delisted tomorrow and was going to tell him in the morning oops
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Out of morbid curiosity, please share that talk with us.
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I'll let you know what happens, as long as h... |
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This is just sad.
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Do not mock our traditions.
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What fucking traditions? This is Trump spam, not the work of broke faggots.
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WSB = pro Trump though.
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Not really. It looks about 50/50 to be honest.
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos an... |
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* $MU - 13.00%
* $ADBE - 12.79%
* $AMAT - 10.21%
* $AAPL - 9.66%
* $SQ - 9.43%
* $MZOR - 8.58%
* $CY - 8.20%
* $PYPL - 7.60%
* $NVDA - 7.49%
* $ATVI - 7.25%
* $PFPT - 5.80%
Edit: These are percentages of my total portfolio *(That's why they add up to 100%)*
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Daily reminder, dude on the right isn't intelligent
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Daily reminder, dude on the left finances terrorism . . And Hillary Clinton ��
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daily remind america is still great without trump
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How long can we sustain this level of... |
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I hope mueller finds something. Pence would never pull shit like that.
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I'd take that god-fearing fag over this retarded fag
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Man....so sad that the religious nutjob is our backup to this dufus. What the fuck are we doing
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Y... |
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Why does this matter though? Don't people crash in cars every day? Am I stupid for thinking this will hardly touch it?
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*Tesla vehicles cause less daily deaths than any other American auto company*
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Fewer
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Shit.... and my mo... |
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Stock market going to be absolutely nuts tomorrow, I guess this weekend is where the market decides. I’m loading up on spy puts.
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By nuts do you mean straight up down
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Who’s nuts go up?
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Mine shrivel back up into my abdom... |
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Build the wall! Make them pay for it.
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TEN FEET HIGHER!
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#Your *WALL* is evolving!
[Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! *High Energy*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIGom24qqc)
#Total height: 221010ft.
We are 37.424% of the distan... |
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Everyone telling you that you should have held and risked 20k profits on the day are probably the same people calling you an idiot for making this trade in the first place. Good sell OP
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Agreed. Op can cop that new Toyota Corolla.
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Toyota P... |
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You don't lose until you sell!
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My margin is getting damn close to selling for me :D
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refinance the house
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Sell both kidneys
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Kidneys, or Kid's needs? Leverage 'em both!
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Kid knees. Old ... |
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Nah, we goin up for forever n ever. [DD](https://imgur.com/gallery/RJsyB)
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Well, we're fucked
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"Just keep blowing the bubble, don't stop n take a breathe. Trump is a genius who will replace Musk and take us to Mars."
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1. Apply for student loans
2. Skip class (market research, /wsb shit posting)
3. Use tuition funds to buy options
4. Hide profit off shore.
5. Obtain useless college degree (optional)
6. Don't pay back student loan
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If only they allowed us to use our tuit... |
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Buy limit is set to 22.75
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AAAAAAAAND Executed. lets see where this goes.
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fuck me
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So sorry
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GOD DAMNIT FEDS WANT TO STOP ME FROM MAKING TENDIE MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://i... |
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4 years of stress and time; and you are down overall of 42k, not even counting short term tax you will pay on 2017 gains. That's true wsb. Had you put your 800k in sp500 with dividends reinvested, you would be sitting on 1.14 million now.
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It is not as bad a... |
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If $SPY/$QQQ close red, pin this, mods.
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Aaaaaaaand we're red.
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Aaaaannnddddd it’s a lot green
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Aaannddddd it’s even more green.
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Remember kids, whatever wallstreetbets says, do the opposite
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Is there a reason for this (other than RH noobs panic selling?)
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Yes. Bond rates (check the 10 year) are higher than they've been in a long time and keep pushing higher. I don't think stocks will recover until rates ease
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What controls the ... |
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God imagine if you did this with 50k
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IMAgiNe iF hE dID iT wITh 5 MilLioN
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Yea now 50 million
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Yea but imagine if he did it with 1 billion.
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Imagine big, one trillion!
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Did you get any insiders tip? MU to $100?
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If I had any tips do you think id be posting it on here or living on an island somewhere with all my Instagram model friends
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Blink once for MU puts and twice for calls
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Why not j... |
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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He's also the one that started this bull market.
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moar tweets moar missiles pls
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Just imagine if Hillary was setting up no-fly zones in Syria right now like she promised.
Markets would be down into the 12k range and we'd be watching fireworks on CNN every day with Americans dying all over. Raytheon would b... |
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CMG puts? Don't think so bruh.
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Come back to me Thursday 4:10 pm
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Alright, why puts?
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I was asleep, woke up. Was like wtf that’s weird my tv is on, a commercial started to play. Some weird looking bob ricart guy walks on s... |
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Sure, but Elon is a sales and engineering god and Tesla won't die simply because of him
Any other company, this would make lots of sense
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>engineering god
Pls be /s
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He shot a rocket into space and landed it
It's like landing a... |
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Wow it's almost like they're... inversely related
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Here from /r/all, ELI5?
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Go fuck yourself.
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You getting downvoted while two helpful comments get upvoted, this isn't the /r/wsb as it used to be
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/r/... |
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Amazon already has their own delivery service and it sucks. They hire anybody it seems in my area, and often, they aren't trained well. When I lived in a high rise apartment, they'd constantly leave packages outside of our building to get stolen by homeless people.
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we need to convince trump to abolish day trader rules.
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If it’s that hard to get together 25k then those rules are probably protecting you from yourself.
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or some of us morlocks are poor but know what we're doing. one or the other
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The Bloomberg report about an interim deal cited **five** people familiar with the matter, I think the WH is still considering it they are just pissed it got out so soon so they're denying.
Edit: Called it
https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1172267083226386432?s=20
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I don't understand why the market even cares about Trump shenanigans anymore. he's never gonna do anything
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The market didn't care before and now all of sudden it does..
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It better does because that's the opportunity to buy dip.
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wtf why couldn't he just get a fine like all the other fuckheads in 2008
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you say that as if the 2008's getting off without prison time was a good thing. They should all still be in prison. You're basically asking "what's the point of learning from mistak... |
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If price keeps going down, then you won't be selling at 0.9 premium anymore.
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Sell leaps
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I get that leaps are higher premium. What I don't like is that I will be making a bet long term. Sure I get to collect all the time value, but wouldn'... |
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A line graph for a price distribution? I'm ashamed. Shitpost of the year
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What would you prefer? Bubble scatter plot?
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Histogram with sensible binning would be a good start
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Yes, a fucking histogram. OP send me your data... |
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you sound like a senior at an undergrad business school trying to impress people with what you learned at your summer internship
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The fuck do you mean by that. What gives you that impression? This is a look into my secret toolbox which I use everyday for my ... |
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The hell are you talking about? Market down a little bit and you're already saying it looks like a recession?
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Well they alone are certainly stopping all upward growth in every sector (except defense)
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I don't See defence stocks go up...
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Can someone ELI5 what OP did
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He sold contracts that said he had to buy the stock at expiration of the contracts if SPY were at a certain price. He thought they would expire worthless.
He was wrong. Since the market is so volatile he was "put" the shares, ... |
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But why is Tesla the solution for self-driving cars/trucks? What is it that is so special that they are doing that other, larger and more experienced companies cannot do? Write some code and wire up sensors? None of these things is exclusive to Tesla, even the electrical car... |
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I only know of people who made a killing on 9/11
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I dont know if this is a joke or not. But if its real, how did people make it big due to 9/11?
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Short the market, airlines, everything you can a day before. Just like all the big banks did an... |
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Lol fuck Betsy Devos. I'm glad she lost so much money. Incompetent bitch never had a student loan in her life and she goes around losing 100mil. Cunt.
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I didn't know much about her other than her being incompetent and a terrible pick for her position, but ho... |
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Still waiting for the FB runup everyone's been talking about.
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You mean the 30% runup it’s been on over the past 3 months?
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you mean the 6% runup it had over the past 5 months?
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You mean the 690% runup it had over the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
saw this in the cancerous sub that is r/latestagecapitalism
mfw its mixed cabin classes, meaning there's a first class leg in there.
too bad im banned from there so i cant post that.
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Sometimes i think that is a parody sub. There was a guy that got ba... |
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I listen to $ATVI earning call yesterday. It is not pretty. Their cash �� cow is dying and new games is not making ground.
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I believe it was a mistake on their part to not have a campaign in the new cod. They eliminated a lot of customers. Not saying that i... |
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Cash out on this SQ madness
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Like sell at lows?
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No the gains, I happened to grab a few SQ puts right before close at 78 and 75 so im just going to sell off
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not a bad idea to take profit. maybe keep a few if it decides to c... |
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Pretty sure it is the dude that blew ~$4M in /r/tradeXIV
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Jesus christ.
That's more money than I'll ever have in my lifetime if I keep browsing this sub
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stories like that help keep me Level headed though
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Same. That story ... |
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Ugh I'm sitting on 70 shares of Telsa that I bought at 340.
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You're doing amazing sweety
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30*70 =2100 loss
Cut losses and put in NVDA.
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I think NVDA is going sideways for a couple of quarters
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Possi... |
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But why 9/20?
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DD says GE has some big deals goin on, seemed far enough out to give it time to rise and was cheap
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Dude I hope you’re right. I only got a hundred but I got a $9 strike. Boy you be fucked
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GE is selling it’s B... |
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I've been telling you faggots. Do. Not. Bet. Against. Musk.
He's still underrated.
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I know it'll dip tomorrow as there's some pullback, but I'm not even selling.
Talk to me in 10 years when it is 10x the size, and one of the biggest companies in the ... |
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6 months, a fine and 3 years of probation, probably.
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He's facing 20 years
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That's max no one ever gets max. Oj did like 9/20 years for a much more serious crime and he's black
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Plus those people he ~~decapitated~~ didn't k... |
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I picture my Trump laying in bed at night with a half eaten tub of Breyers ice cream, dimly illuminated by his iPhone, tweeting in an ambien induced stupor, Melania next to him wearing a 400 dollar satin sleep mask.
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melania and him don't share a bed... mo... |
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They are swiping everyone. When they see that they've matched with you, they are unmatching faster than you can open the app.
Sorry bro. Best you can do is improve your primary picture so they don't feel like bailing right away.
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My profile is �� you salt... |
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This is by far the worst company and business model to be publicly traded in recent history. I cannot accept that it was ever meant to survive.
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Believe it or not there are homosexuals here that will tell you there's a viable business model under the surfac... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Really hope QQQ and SPY start mooning. Hope MSFT starts having a run up and hope my BAC lotto tickets moon. I really just am sick of losing money
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Aren't you that guy who calls literally every single play wrong? Stay TF away from Microsoft or I'll cut yo... |
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Copy paste article?
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> An Albany based engineer has been arrested by the FBI and charged with theft of trade secrets. Prosecutors say the engineer, Xiaoqing Zheng, used elaborate and sophisticated methods to steal countless digital files containing trade ... |
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Damn think if you bought in 2009.
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That's what I jerk about everynight, I'm hoping for another 9/11 of the
financial markets.
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Trump's got a plan
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Well it's going backwards
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He isn't in power yet. Just ... |
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I hope you make it, can you explain why you think WMT is under-valued? Because I have a hard time assigning a price over $80 to WMT
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Sure they made half a fucking trillion dollars last year and they own part of JD (china exposure) and they own most of FlipKa... |
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/u/jartek can verify you, once he's done getting leashed (married). I'll approve this link (new autobot removes ur a new karmaless account) and he can verify this shit. Nice life tho, making enemies means you're doing shit your way. Don't worry I'm keeping the immaturity on... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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How do u get to that screen? I just use snap for dick pics
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receiving?
## Speaker_0: ##
Wouldn’t have it any other way
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Sam Darnold, is that you?
## Walls1337bot: ##
What happened with Darnold?
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## Speaker_0: ##
My Uncle's been working there for like 30 years and has a fuck ton of money in his 401K that's tied to the stock. A retail non management employee with over a million dollars. Crazy.
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America! It IS possible!
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Of course it's possible, but ... |
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Brazil tho WTF
## Speaker_1: ##
Strongest economy in SA
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But it's such a corrupt shithole, I would still be cautious investing my money there. They are competing with Mexico for high score on [murders per capita](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
TIL a lot of people need to take some macroeconomics courses. Trade wars are bad, deficits != debt, and treating trade deficits as a zero sum game means we aren't consuming.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, no real economist would say trade deficits are inherently bad. You could ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cry at my lulu calls
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yeah man, even the white girls in yoga pants let us down today, lulu fell off a fucking cliff after hours. $ROPE puts is all i'm gonna have left
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Was earnings even released? Wtf
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They had good earnings... |
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Whats his address again? I want to send him some memes
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Because he’s locked up you have to send it to P.O. box 329002 at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and put his Inmate # on it which is #87850-053
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Lol pretty cool. What was ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Woa i must have missed some drama.
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You're better off having missed it
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Gonna be a post on ootl on this drama fam pls explain, it was past my bedtime
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Some dummy bragged about some bullshit trades, made a 6-minute long video... |
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I can imagine a hot girl matching with you, asking your portfolio size, then unmatching after hearing you complain about the $25k PDT rule.
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Maybe. I'd imagine a girl going on a date with me first and opening my RH account while I'm in the bathroom. Then pro... |
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You have an accountant, but blow money daytrading $10 stocks?
If you can afford an accountant, why bother with $10 stocks when you can trade options?
Also, good luck continuing to pay an accountant.
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I’m too autistic for options.
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Aren't you a bit young?
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I’m pretty sure that’s the whole point of WSB, sorry if I’m not 50 like you.
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18 to open a brokerage account, 21 in some cases. This is not for high schoolers lol
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Go back to /r/investing, obv... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
My dad knows a guy who works at WF, said shit was next level fucked. So I sold at 57 a share. I'm happy about that.
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"My dad helped commit insider trading" -wsb 2017
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What? No! His friend is an employee and just said shit was fucked, didn't ... |
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What's not priced in is how everyone else will react. Will Kimmy Long Vix "de-nuclearize" by giving his stash to Iran? Will Iran decide that proxy wars aren't their game and escalate into full blown debacle with Israel and/or Saudi Arabia? What will Putin do next?
Stay t... |
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Wait was this in 'time money'? Lol
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Yeah my SO is inexplicably a subscriber.
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Its 2018 bro just call him your boyfriend
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SO is shorter to type
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bf is shorter to type because theres less key distance
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MU
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to clarify the only thing in my account right now is $3,000 of MU that I plan to baghold, though I would consider adding more if it dips
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NVDA homie. Buy it and never look back.
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250' calls expiring this month. In two we... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's bullshit. They demonstrate no understanding of the issue.
Fact: As Secretary of State, Hillary used a private server that commingled government and non-government email
Fact: At some point prior to ANY subpoenas being issued Hillary wiped ~33k emails
Claim: Hillary ... |
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People are freaking about 1080p. We should be at a 4k standard by now. Ryzen beats Intel here. Enthusiast gamers are not at 1080p. Entry level can afford a 4k monitor if they go AMD. 15 bucks again by Fri.
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4k is not standard. 1080p has just come into the ra... |
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Wtf GE. Go down you bitch
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Aaaaaaaaaah I'm pulling my hair cause this shit won't go down
## Speaker_2: ##
buy calls haha
## Speaker_3: ##
Then the shit goes down again
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not all heroes wear capes.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Feel so shitty selling it at $3.93 on Friday.
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literally just dipped to $3.60
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Hopefully ya'll locked in profits at $4.10+. I know I was wrong before but I feel tomorrow is gonna be a rough day for this stock.
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I'm holding... |
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Short yourself for still using a Wii
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How else I'm gonna watch House of Cards in 480p now?
## Speaker_2: ##
Watching a dead show on a dead platform. Pretty appropriate tbh.
## Speaker_3: ##
Nonsense! Kevin Spacey's comeback is right around the corner.
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I saw they were under $5 today and I almost beat off at my desk.
## Speaker_1: ##
Almost? I couldn’t help myself
## Speaker_0: ##
HR may not have ok’d it. I would have had to go into one of those lactation rooms.
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Well it is a lactation room after all. ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
God those new SW movies are so bad
## Speaker_1: ##
Look at stronk girl. Girl is stronk. Yes girl can be stronk like boy.
## Speaker_2: ##
Stronk like black boi.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not evil like white boi. So evil
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Holy fuck you guys actually just ope... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It ain't YOLO if it ain't options.
## Speaker_1: ##
Exactly.
Mar 17 18 C +3500 @ 0.07 would return 200k+++
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TDameritrade won't approve me for a margin account because I have one with Robinhood. :(
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What? Does having a margin account with o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This might be the most WSB thing I've EVER seen.
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It also had a happy end. This would have been a serious sfyl event if spy openend differently. Like in serious debt to your broker serious.
## Speaker_2: ##
yup everyone needs to know that this could have go... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can we unban him? Seriously, who hasn't been making some nice coin off his inverse? Fuck the r/all scrubs who got butthurt it was fake. Most people here knew it was. Idgaf if he live casts all his fake trades screeching in a wolf mask, if you provide consistent returns fuck ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this sub only for memes or is there an actual guide for into stocks. Mostly just wanna learn what words mean, bc I already understand stocks are based around market and there isnt really a safe bet (besides vangaurds I guess?).
## Speaker_1: ##
Investopedia is your frien... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wonder how their big brother bullshit will affect their economy. They're running pilot programs right now that have flagged 7 million people as degenerates and they can't book flights, stay at hotels, or get credit. Supposed to fully implement by 2020.
But at the same tim... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Honestly thinking about buying an iPhone X just to help the market out, you guys may wanna do the same.
## Speaker_0: ##
I just did but it didn't help. Oh and this face recognition thing sucks in the morning it doesn't have enough light to recognize me so i have to type ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is that in.... CLAIREMONT?!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol United Gas..you know it!
## Speaker_0: ##
I know it well. My lack of Massive Tendies has me stayin’ up in Clairemont.
## Speaker_1: ##
Kearny Mesa checking in
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Wow..what are the chances lol..we shoul... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Down 57% right now. Join me on the road to 100% fam. No, but seriously, suicide is near for me.
## Speaker_1: ##
How much money did you start with
## Speaker_0: ##
Started with 60k plus 30k margin Robinhood
## Speaker_1: ##
Dam son, I hope your finances are ok, at least b... |
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This is all from $297 Put 9/25
## Speaker_0: ##
How much did you put on the line?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Everything, so it’s not nearly as impressive as my ROKU gains, but it’s the same $ I gained, so I can’t complain!
## Speaker_1: ##
Nice work! I am eating a fat shit sa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Senior financial analyst. I hate my fucking life everyday!
## Speaker_1: ##
hey shouldnt you be a billionaire
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck no I make 95k a year never gonna make a billion.
## Speaker_2: ##
95k with "senior" in your title? Oof.
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah shitty GM F... |
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