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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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Whats the fucking point of that statue anyway? Explain like I'm Retarded or ELIR:
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It's about women in wall street standing up to the men of wall street. We like to think everythings all equal nd shizznit but wall street is definitely still the old white man... |
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Historically, inversion signals 9-10 months till Armageddon. We’re fine till we hit inversion, then that period till the true shit storm will be interesting.
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Can you explain to me what inversion is.
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When the 2 year note pays more than th... |
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Bought 2 put contracts at 48.50. feelsbad.
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sorry man, you had inverse Cramer working against you.
motherfucker was asking people to buy it before its last earnings and it tanked 25%.
he was 'concerned about lulu's tough times ahead' before this earnings ... |
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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on cr... |
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"One day I will have slaves and robots"
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And be jacked af
Daddy please Oof
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...but he’s not jacked?
Am I missing something?
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Loon at a current picture? He’s pretty big for who and how old he is.
https://imgur.com/a/PPlKh... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Lmao are we in a fucking video game. I swear shit is getting weird
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i wanna be tracer
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IM ALREADY TRACER
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Fuck that retarded tiktok meme
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I don't know what this is and I'm so glad.
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my l... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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It would only be completed by his morbidly obese 16 year old pregnant girlfriend who is also his second cousin and something about je... |
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You have a mil & you’re using RH?
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TFW you're losing way more in fills than you'd ever pay in commissions.
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serious question what is fills
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Difference between your asking price and what it actually sells for when you ... |
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OOM Weeklies
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Out of mana?
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No, just Out Of Money.
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I think of money as fuel units anyways
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Who needs fuel? My lambo runs on knowledge.
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Bill Gates would be at ~ $150 billion if he didn't have a heart.
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Daddy Buffett would be at $250 B. He held just under half of Berkshire at one point
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That's too much money for a guy whose only expense is a $4/Day Coca-Cola habit.
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Shit speaks to me for some reason
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Because were all normal people with all our own problems that owning a Lamborghini would not solve
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Considering my vehicle is on death's door and without a vehicle doing my job is extremely hard so yes a L... |
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Vancouver is a Chinese investor trap now, property is gonna get sold off by rich Chinese and real estate will crash. Maybe I will be able to buy a house after college!
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Not likely. They don’t give 2 shits about the price of their property investment. It’s al... |
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Sucks it's GOP interests. It should just be things Trump mentions in his talks and we can bet if he gets em done or not.
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Has he achieved any of his promises other than killing the TPP and allowing the Keystone and Dakota pipelines to continue?
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My portfolio is down $80k since September.
My $600 of FaggyD puts on the QQQ went up 30% today. Winning!
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Down 95k ytd and down 200k+ in the past 2 years. Plot twist: it’s my parents money. I guess I can buy a rope with the last 5k in the NVDA
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Upvoting anyone who posts any variation of "I'm a Tariff Man".
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Man a I’m Tariff
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Take your upvote you slut.
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The upvote is subject to a 25% Tariff.
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The tariff is made with potassium benzoate
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Players kneeling is the most genius marketing tactic of all time. Think about it. Football viewership was dropping. Which demographic loves football? More country/republican people. How do you expand viewership? Now, what do liberals love? Oppressed black people. See the con... |
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Bonds
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On a serious note, wouldn't it be a good time to pick up bonds as a long play? Illinois has one of the highest per capita tax revenues in the country. If they default on payments it's more because they don't have a budget and can't disperse the money ... |
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1) If you're asking this question, I'm not sure you understand what the "Futures" flair means.
2) XXII is already valued at $310 million, roughly 30% higher than HMNY's market cap.
3) in order for XXII to get to $30 and be a one month 10 bagger, like HMNY, it would have ... |
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That wasn’t even shit tier advice, WTF.
Tho the way this market is, SNAP will be at $10 due to a buyout in the next 6 months.
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Yea have fun getting cucked by Edward Jones you old bitches, I was about to make that lady hella tendies.
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I don... |
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what's the commission you're gonna charge : D
(probably, college tuition)
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Haha, I've been trading for the past 6 years (since I was 16). Already have my tuition paid through trading TSE:FCU, TSE:KAT, CSNX:LDS, MTBC, HMNY and other risky plays. It's been a r... |
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All this screenshot tells us is that you work for BofA.
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You right. All in bac common stock fund. I should’ve posted the holdings screen.
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As in all the stock is BAC or a fund managed by BAC?
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BAC common stock fund sinc... |
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Wonder what the plebs at r/latestagecapitalism think of this
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They’ll let us know when they finish making the customer’s latte
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Implying those pinko psychos are even employed.
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They take offense to the idea of people being... |
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Lmao
This guy
The one that got away.
If The U.S could kill Osama; invade a worthless country. Kill millions directly and indirectly and infiltrate a sovereign nations air defenses in order to kill Osama not killing Castro in the 60s goes to show how much the U.S really n... |
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Who gets top bunk, him or Shkreli?
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Clinton, if it's a triple bunk. Shkreli, and last but not least musk rat on the bottom. Cause meme yolo price manip tweets are privileged white boy crimes punishable by wrist slaps.
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Bullshit. Clinton is o... |
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Jesus christ dude you are laying out $3700 on this? Elon could fart into the conference call and TSLA would hit $250.
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I lost $800 to fitbit, so I need this gains to pay rent payment this month, which is already overdue.
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Jesus bro get a jo... |
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Tune into congress at 10am for [this](https://twitter.com/pgray41/status/857349862203019265)
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Can you explain what exactly it means that the congress is meeting to discuss this company and some sort of rule it seems? I'm sorry but I'm new and trying to condu... |
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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doing better than 90% of this sub
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my gf tells people I'm a stock trader
in reality i just sit at home, read wsb and yolo on earnings
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sounds like a stock trader
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Is there anyone on this sub with any actual knowledge of sto... |
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i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
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I don't come here for financial advice, I come here to enjoy the evidence that business and finance m... |
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Fucking finance majors
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As I Finance graduate I agree ☝️
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Fucking finance graduates.
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As a finance PhD, I agree
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Serious question what is a finance PhD good for
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Teaching finance at a univ... |
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what about his own company?
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Nah, people will definitely buy luxury electric cars when they are struggling to survive.
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Silly, recessions don’t harm rich people, they just give them bargains.
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Every programmer making $12... |
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what god do we have to pray to so tech will stop shitting the bed?
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Seriously. "Tax reform is going to be YUGE!" down ~3% today
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It's almost as if its just hype to lower taxes for the extremely wealthy
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Hey, let me know when... |
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???
Who the fuck doesn't have prime that shops on Amazon regularly?
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I. Why pay a monthly fee for free shipping when I spend over $50 on each order and get free shipping anyway?
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Because for a flat annual fee I can buy fucking everything ... |
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A Jewish family the lived next door to me had religious "things" at their house. I say things because I really don't know the extent of the congregation they were having there. Anyway they did this because it made their house a "place of worship" and didn't have to pay the... |
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Bloomberg just confirmed the story. My Apple calls need this
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Love all the put holders and bears in here who are in complete denial. Sorry guys.. you’re losing money next week.
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The warning sign was Goldman cucks saying.
> Goldman S... |
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This is more than sovereign diplomacy. This is about muslims hating muslims. It's about sunnis and shias and their long, documented hatred for each other. The Iranians will defy the Saudis simply out of spite and vice versa. Only in this case, the Saudis have more to lose.
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Hey. Wanna make 10k? Just need 500k. ������
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He probably just made another 40k.
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A warning. It could be -9k just as easily. There’s no magic money. Unless you lived in 2017. What a year.
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My president promised us a bull mar... |
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Actual good advice? Certainly does not belong here
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Not really. Businesses cost time and require capital. At 19 the best time and wealth investment is focusing on your work. Then when you're not a retarded shit 19 year old and got 80k+ coming in, you can ac... |
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You're missing the best part; a half hour later he says this:
> "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy t... |
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I'm so happy for you guys! You avoided the Donald Trump of France.
Edit: or I guess your post was BS and you still have yet to see.
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Watch out, people love the orange faggot here
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For what he's done with taxes and the market? Yeah
Ev... |
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Elon hates Mark LOL
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Yeah cause Mark is essentially a less "cool", more successful version of Elon
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Which one is going to have schools on mars colony named after him? It ain’t going to be zuckerberg academy, I guarantee you that.
Reall... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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Down 22.5% or my portfolio today :)
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-41% reporting. Drilling to Earth’s core as we speak.
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Down almost 70% overall after this past week.
I picked the worst possible time to go all in V calls
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V is tanking so hard right... |
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For those who haven't passed algebra, this is roughly a $516,550 gain from an initial investment of $32,975.
You god damn savage.
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Algebra is for faggots, all i need is two colors red and green.
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Yeah but you can generalize any stock marke... |
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No one else here is excited for Musk to actually somehow out this guy as a pedo?
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Every white guy in Thailand goes there to exploit children. Musk is just pointing this out. He should be praised for exposing these perverts.
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might be , but h... |
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Count my AMZN gains.
Count my NFLX gains.
Count my SPY gains.
Watch markets continue to go higher.
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post SPY position. thought you held puts
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Closed it this morning when trading opened.
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lets see proof faggot
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haha
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Idk whats so funny
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This sub is not for you my friend. You should only gamble with money you don't care about losing. I know we see idiots taking loans out and doubling their money, but thats not how it usually goes unless you know ... |
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Think about it like this...you got a neighbor and he likes to borrow your lawnmower. You like to borrow his wife’s giant black dildo.
Say you decide you’re gonna charge him money to use the lawnmower now. What do you think happens to dildo prices?
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So.... ... |
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Lol I never even been on that sub, although I do go to r/investing a lot. Which is worse?
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investing is like... buy one stock of P&G hold until your 80. Good job you are rich now.
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and /r/stocks is like this sub, except they're more reta... |
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You know that stat that says 90% of lottery winners end up broke within a few years? We're witnessing that right in front of our eyes. I hope for your sake you win big though OP. Losing money sucks and despite the shit this sub gives you, you at least contribute and provide ... |
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You cannot compete with a country that has a billion people, non-existent labor laws, tons of raw materials available, and makes literally everything in your bedroom aka your mom's basement. Every other president in history has managed to figure this out and just let it go a... |
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I made $50 sitting at my desk moving shit on powerpoint for the past hour
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$67 for browsing wsb
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$9 for brewing coffee
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$8.15 saying hello to faggots at walmart.
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($580.00) for sitting in my finance class
#... |
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Elon is bluffing watch him ask for $10 billion in financing at end of the year
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He's definitely going to ask for financing, he has to, that doesn't mean he's bluffing.
The share price is going to go up and fuck shorts, that's the whole point of all of this... |
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$140k ain't lambo money
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You can definitely get a used lambo for 140k. Probably not a huracan or aventador, but older Gallardo for sure
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You can get an old Gallardo for like $80k
But if you get an 04-05 you'll be paying $120k the 04 Galla... |
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Comments are gold here.. He calls TD and they tell him how much he lost, and he flips his shit. "waaahhh! I can't eat that loss! Waaahhh!!" He also claimed he got stuck in an elevator for an hour which is why he couldn't trade out of his dumb play.
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Kin... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
you sound like a senior at an undergrad business school trying to impress people with what you learned at your summer internship
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The fuck do you mean by that. What gives you that impression? This is a look into my secret toolbox which I use everyday for my ... |
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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Good job.Time to get a job and fund the option gambling addiction like us.
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Oh I only did this after signing my offer letter.
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The fuck is this kind of responsibility doing in this sub?
(Grats on the gains man)
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Lmaaaao at... |
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Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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How are they going to make money at all?
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Ads.
Personally, I think their business model seems... |
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How the fuck am I losing money with people this stupid in the market.
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Because he goes long on ETFs and you spam faggies
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Yeah but still
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No u
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No you both
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There was a time when selling pet rocks was a successful business venture.
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Lol, how much were they worth?
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Worth, or sold for?
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Isn't something worth what someone is willing to buy it for?
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Yea, but he... |
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If OP is truly female, I have to wonder...how many female members lurking around here?
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With the amount of DMs I’ve gotten asking for pics of my tits in the last hour, I’d be surprised if any other WSBitches showed themselves... but we in here.
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How does it feel to be a parasite on Germany and to know all your ‘famous attractions’ are literally ruins? How does it feel to be a bamboccione that sleeps in his childhood bedroom? How does it feel that your supreme leader is literally a south american?
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i wonder why all these instagram fags love forex & binary options so much
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Sorry. The fuck is an Instagram trader?
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Maybe one of those girls selling pics of herself for money?
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nah they just go on 'holidays' that are pai... |
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Usually I have to check if the tweets I see on here are real because they're so fucking crazy. This time I had to check because it actually makes sense.
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Getting rid of the EUs tariffs has always been his end goal. Only people who believe the TDS media haven... |
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If a casino ever loses money I’ll eat my shit
Edit: turns out the house loses sometimes
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Have you ever heard of a place called Atlantic City?
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And Donald J. Trump? If he couldn't run a casino successfully, how can he run a country?
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Italian here, ama
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Why are you guys crashing the global economy over an election that is still weeks away? Explain yourself, my calls feel personally attacked.
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Long story short we haven't been able to vote for the past 5 governments, we vo... |
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Let me get this straight you have PASSIVE 46k/mo and you are 25?
Why the fuck are you even working? Fucking let that money stack while you enjoy your fucking life. Hell if you want more passive income go buy a couple rental properties and invest the rest and ENJOY YOUR FUCK... |
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For those keeping track at home (or looking for good leap positions), price per share at a trillion dollar valuation:
AAPL: 203.56
AMZN: 2061.07
GOOGL: 1441.08
MSFT: 130.19 (leaps for 1/2020 decent price)
FB: 345.17 (leaps below 1T decent price in 1/2020)
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When they miss growth numbers and go on an expedition to Earth's core you will be remembered.
Edit: Turns out they even overshot earths core, next stop Chyna.
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Any reason to think this?
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Their shitty tv shows and movies
Also everyone expec... |
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I shared with them once, and then they got my info and started spamming the shit out of me and my physical mailbox. Felt like they wasted all the cash that I gave them by spamming me.
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Welcome to the world of non-profit donating - where the asking, campaigni... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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I once saw a guy win $100 on a scratcher.
Cashed it in for a pack of smokes and 96 more tickets, hoping to win a bunch more money.
*Narrator: He didn't*
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$4 for cigs? Faaark. In NZ it’s $90 for 50g of tobacco.
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Damn. $1.40 per cig?! Wh... |
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$CHGG drops every time in the fall. No one uses Chegg until exam season
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It’s fall and it looked like it dropped. Are you buying the fucking dip or not man?
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I'm in uni and I lost all my money trading SPY puts.
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*worlds s... |
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Not even kidding. Buy 200 GOOGL calls for Mar 18. We're going to 800+ next week.
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Why do you think so?
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VR, self-driving cars, AI. Come on man, it ain't rocket science.
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Link where they're announcing that
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Fucking nice job.
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He already lost way more than this on puts lats week. If he doesn't sell immediately he will lose this too
Always remember: Bears are retarded
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Yeah those dumb bears. Everyone knows companies that turn negative profit ar... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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A bankruptcy judge and the judge doling out child sup... |
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How the fuck is a company that just IPO'ed announcing layoffs? Seriously, what a joke.
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At least they aren't blue apron
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I've recently become interested in blue aprons stock. I want to believe Amazon will buy them or something. Any specific... |
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/r/politics is literally full of socialists
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I wouldn't go that far... many socialists are rich and sophisticated intellectuals.
I would go with unemployed neckbeard hipster fagots.
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and people who are paid to promote an opinion
..im br... |
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What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
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Still has till sentencing to charter a jet to Albania....
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Is Albania better than prison?
## Speaker_3: ##
Yes, but not by enough
## Speaker_2: ##
[https://en.wikipedia.... |
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Hmm, let’s see. Short GOOG on Monday, short T on Tuesday, short AMD and long FB on Wednesday, short AMZN on Thursday and long ABBV on Friday. Let the tendies start flowing.
## Speaker_0: ##
Shorting AMZN is a fool’s game
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Riiiiight, because AMZN neve... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think I'm going to pile into this crowded meme trade.
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I think that money is already gone.
## Speaker_2: ##
Good thing I sold for 5% profit 2.92->3.09
Ayyyy
If it goes below 3 I'll probably buy in
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U traded a 5% profit instead of yol... |
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Lmao. Being bearish on a company who has their product in every person in the worlds pocket, has a global cult and has $250billy just chilling in the bank.
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Apple, specifically iPhones, isn’t as popular outside the US as you may think. The things that makes ... |
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$250k on one equity and you aren't willing to pay the $4.95/trade that would get you a legit broker. Amazing.
Anyway, good luck on a ballsy trade. I think MU will send you to the moon over the next few months.
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What's wrong with Robinhood
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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What did you buy?
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3.3k on 267/266 SPY Calls 4/13
AND EVERYONE HERE SAID IT WAS DUMB SO I KNEW I MADE MONEY
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For the entire week I was just doing SPY Puts/Calls. I only started doing options 2~3 weeks ago.
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Enjoy you... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Xanax & stimulants are like peas & carrots.
## Speaker_1: ##
Like camomile and coffee...
## Speaker_2: ##
Jizz and gin...
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I love that song
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Sippin on gin and jizz
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on FD
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## Speaker_0: ##
thats like maybe one of the 5 things happening
Straight from bloomberg:
>Fed policy makers gather for Chair Janet Yellen’s final meeting on interest rates Wednesday before her term ends.
President Trump delivers his first State of the Union address.
>Tech giants Mi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Were you all in calls or a mix of stock/options?
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This account was all options. Mostly ITM Jan20, while cycling 60day ITM calls. Still holding over 4200 shares.
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"This account"
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I just realized how poor I am.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ublock origin + firefox + duckduckgo = sex
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And don't use an android phone and gmail.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You can use uBlock Origin on Firefox for Android.
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What is ublock origin
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tl;dr It's like Adblock Plus but better.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Line item veto is unconstitutional https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-item_veto_in_the_United_States
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Implying trump reads the constitution
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Implying Trump reads
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Implying Trump
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Implying
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nope. Google killed it, Amazon will too.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol.. this sounds familiar.....
## Speaker_0: ##
To what? Facebook and Amazon share exactly nothing in common beyond both being American tech companies.
## Speaker_1: ##
Facebook and Google you fartbiscuit. They... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can imagine a hot girl matching with you, asking your portfolio size, then unmatching after hearing you complain about the $25k PDT rule.
## Speaker_1: ##
Maybe. I'd imagine a girl going on a date with me first and opening my RH account while I'm in the bathroom. Then pro... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How many nuggets can you buy with $4?
## Speaker_1: ##
Almost a 10 piece
## Speaker_2: ##
Yo, BK is doing a 10pc for $1.68 special. You getting ripped off on nuggets homie
## Speaker_1: ##
All the burger kings have closed down near me
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Fucking rich guy ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
If you don't read the article, the headline can be confusing, so it's not surprising someone would ask that question based only off of the headline.
## Speaker_0: ##
What is the answer to this logical question.
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He biked 6 hours from his home to get t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Please, was down 15K yesterday alone...fucking broker convinced me to buy this shitty fucking penny stock that I'll be stuck with for the next 30 years. It's got no volume and only knows one direction, down! Of course like the dumb fuck I am I doubled down on it
 
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