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I don't understand, didn't they meet the expected EPS? Is it falling because people were expecting them to beat it?
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Nigga no time to axe questions...just btfd
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Whoa whoa, please refrain from using that horribly bigoted term and instead u... |
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Unemployment 4.3% LMAO yea right there's 102 million working age people in the US who have given up looking for work and are therefore out of the labour force. One full time job being replaced with two shitty part time jobs so employers can avoid paying Obamacare etc. The em... |
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This is a place for bets, not gambling you degenerates!
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Bets with tangible goods such as money are a form of gambling, dumbass!
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Oh really??? Wow!
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I think you were trying to find /r/pussyshit
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May... |
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r/accounting had this response when those idiots posted this:
"When you don't know what a net operating loss carry-forward is but you still want to be outraged..."
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Still valid to be outraged about it. I can only carry forward $3K/year in capital losses, but... |
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
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Lmao at paying for prime.
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Lmao waiting a week for your shit.
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Free trial boyo. Been using that shit with the same email for like 2 years.
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How often do you have to cancel and sign up again for that?
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Al... |
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If you literally see $MU below $58, GET CALLS!!!! earnings is june 20
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What do you think it is going to rise to? What positions do you hold?
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just today i bought 3 jul 20 $65 strike for 2.16 avg and they're alrdy up 15% but i originally had ... |
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why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
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Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
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Or Apple pulled their app due to the por... |
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I don't understand. Why don't you want to see his public meltdown?
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We ban him after he melts down
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>I think I'm a mod and can ban People
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please dont ban me i'll do anything
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Well then
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Aaaaaand another down day is about to happen.
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Bombing hard right now.
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Should get really funny if it dips below $6.
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And there it is!
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there it is
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2150 strike weeklies lol. The 2000's not yolo enough for you?
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My ass is broke as a joke I gotta shoot wayyy out of the money when IV is this high
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S P R E A D S
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Alright brother help me out because I’m new at options strate... |
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Someone give me a quick autie rundown of Lyft.
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It's Uber but with a friendlier logo and GM has about a 10% stake.
Also every company I mentioned above is working on their own self driving cars / money-burning speculation.
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> Also every ... |
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Can confirm started this month and you bitches already fucked me out of $500
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Following what other people do instead of what your own research suggests is going to get you fucked like Britney spears.
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If the sub says to buy a call, buy a put... |
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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I'm fine with some /r/all retards, as long as they're down with the culture and lurk responsibly. What I absolutely cannot fucking stand is the goddamned socialists who come into this subreddit and start saying how bad capitalism is. [Some guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/walls... |
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Never understood covered calls. Why would you buy a stock you didn't think was going to the moon?
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The whole point is safety. If it moons, I sell at the stike price which is already higher than my average. I collect premium and if it rockets good for the ... |
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I'm buying that shit right now! To the mooooooooooonn!
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How are you able to trade before hours? Teach me senpai
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by using a real broker
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I'm using Schwab what should I be using instead
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Schwab let's you... |
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You assholes always talking about it will be the reason it goes away. It's like you're actually retarded and are complaining about it. Should get banned for starting these topics.
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Only autistics think retardation is funny.
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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Safe space subs should not be able to make it to the front page. If I can't respectfully state an opposing opinion, it's just propaganda.
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Posting with their iphone x
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Participating in the system doesn't disqualify them from criticizing sai... |
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Fake- tweeted on July 29
Gay- they were boys
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Shit I forgot to change the date. Oh well, now it's really a shitpost
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Definelty did it on purpose just to say this. Fag
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If I could think far enough ahead while making this t... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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Then sell weekly otm calls
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Wait is there some sort of capital gains tax evasion s... |
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"Or we take your fucking house" wait are RH users parents liable for the autists living in their basements?
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Yes
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no actually, you're supposed to be 18 to open a brokerage account and anyone letting someone younger than that trade on margin... |
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Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
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Uh, what about u/martymoho and his multiple millions on MU calls.
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Didn’t you lose 1.3 mil in about a month not too long a... |
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I like this idea except fuck your 100. Would need to be more.
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Agreed. Either 500 or 1000 seems to be the consensus which is a good idea.
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I’m good with $500 or $1,000 also. Simple survey can prove that consensus is probably one of these tw... |
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What happened with Take Two? Was there some announcement I missed? Just the WSB effect?
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everything went up today, no such thing as WSB effect if there was MU would be over $1 trillion already
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But $ttwo went up over 10%
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- In many jails/prisons you can bribe a guard to get a cell phone. Better phones cost more money. Get a good enough phone and you can Robinhood with the rest of the faggots from the comfort of your bunk.
- Why the fuck would a broker accept collect calls? LOL. If you can't ... |
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Bear gang rise up
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Thank you baby Jesus. I was on life support.
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I'm 100% serious 22% of my net worth, but 45% of my accessible cash, is on puts. If this shit fails my wife may actually divorce me lmao. Holy fuck I am jacked to the tits.
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can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
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Yeah you can tell its full panic mode for most manufacturers. They bet on up-selling things like back up cameras, front facing radar and digital cockpit for the next... |
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Most misleading statement ever. Kids do think facebook is for old people, but most would say Instagram is more for the young folk. Snapchat is middle of the road. FB owns instagram already, so don't fall for these shenanigans. Source: Am summer camp counselor
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P.S. Donald Trump is your emperor too...
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This is the best part by far.
Even from prison he keeps shit-talking. Love it.
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I'd be concerned if he wasn't shit talking.
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maybe he should stop dropping the soap, could be the ca... |
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any sentiment to what the updates might be ?
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From the news:
"We look forward to presenting data at ASCO from our pivotal NEMO trial of binimetinib in NRAS-mutant melanoma, which met its primary endpoint of progression free survival (PFS), and plan to submi... |
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You are not one of us.
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Yet here I am...
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Why fidelity?
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Why not?
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Dude, half these people are barely old enough drink-- he's probably asking you for real. "What's a Fidelity, dad? Is it like Urban Dicti... |
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For those who haven't passed algebra, this is roughly a $516,550 gain from an initial investment of $32,975.
You god damn savage.
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Algebra is for faggots, all i need is two colors red and green.
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Yeah but you can generalize any stock ma... |
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How much natural gas do you have to breathe in before you die?
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About as much as those fuckers keep pushing the price up. Seriously, wtf is this demand coming from?
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No fucking idea. Last night I put the order in to sell DGAZ because I don'... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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coke is ... |
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Just grip your balls and ride the gain train
edit: GFY
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Gain train's first stop is into dipville
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KEEP AVERAGING DOWN DONT STOP
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Train made an unplanned stop in dipberg and broke down. Well ... |
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They still have over 6% growth or some crazy number. Short the next big market bounce is all I know.
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Don't they include the construction of vacant buildings etc. in those numbers? Cooking the books a bit. But yeah they're growing much faster than USA
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damn son how nice of a come up did you make
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almost 4 figures you destitute feeder
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So you almost made $1k off this?
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What if he made $98.35? That's four figures.. You can buy an anchor with that at West Marine.
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"I will comply with anything that comes with this mistake"
Wtf, sounds so submissive. Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
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> Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
If you call 911 and hang... |
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Trade wars are easy.
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Memba when everyone realized that US corporations actually still control over %50 of the planets GDP. I memba, cause it was this morning.
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Why do people think the US is shit like we have like 85% of the world’s wealth. ... |
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Happy Cake Day Logicalthinking247! Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself.
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"It didn't work for me so clearly its impossible."
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Experienced traders of Wall Street couldn't even beat the returns of a monkey picking stocks by throwing darts, so it seems like he's right. There's no way to win this game. But maybe you can show us your p... |
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retards on r/politics and r/news think that the investigation will stop because of that and thats the reason why trump did it lmao.
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Why did Trump do it then?
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Up until like the second he got fired, he was considered a hack who fucked up the... |
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Serious question, what can this do to your credit?
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Good question. I’m fucked, huh?
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* The debt will be reported to credit agencies, making borrowing money difficult as it will affect your credit score. Additionally, its presence may cause ... |
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lol fuck, wasn't expecting that ending. M Night Shyamalan over here. No wonder him and that supermodel (or whatever she was) broke up
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Amber Heard?
Actress, Johnny Depps Ex and a very good looking lady
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She’s bisexual I think, at least that’... |
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You need options
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Honestly I need some ELI5 for that. No fucking clue what I'm reading when I look up those definitions of calls and puts.
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Watch [this](https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trading-for-newbies/episodes/trading-for-newbies-i... |
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what app is this
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Robinhood
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WEED isn't on Robinhood, unless its only in Canukistan. Can you even use Robinhood in CA? I don't know.
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It was a joke, i dont know what app this is.
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Well now we both look stup... |
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why not just use options...
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A couple reasons: Mid nov I bought my first options in my IRA account for SOXL, NVDA, and SHOP and have lost ~50% of their original value (all have exp. of 19 Jan). I felt more confident with equities and regardless of the stigma... |
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What's this fucking app everyone is using? Is it a full on broker or just a portfolio tracker
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It's called Robinhood. No commission trading.
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What are the disadvantages?
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Only stocks and ETFs I believe. No options.
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Oh no the syphilis is eating away his brain again.
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Socialism is cancer.
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I guess the police and fire departments are cancer too lmao
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government doing stuff != socialism
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What is socialism then?
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Cash the fuck out. U playing with fire. Take yo gains and hire your favt hooker and blow
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I almost sold yesterday at 281...holding until I see sustained weakness.
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You are playing with options with positive gamma/negative theta, *sustained w... |
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Oil hits new low since 2003, market tanks, then OPEC immediately announces they are ready to talk about cuts.
I want off this ride.
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OPEC announced no such thing. This whole rumor is based off a tweet summer_said, a WSJ correspondent, made regarding OPEC ha... |
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grats you just confirmed another 4% sp500 drop tomorrow
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Pls bb my puts are at like -60% and they expire Friday
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good, fuck you in particular.
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Jokes on you because it's a hedge, i'm actually long nibba
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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At least they can fall back on selling the houses once that CEO dumb cuck blows through every dime
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idk man, he seems pretty smart, can you imagine how much money he made in the IPO? His investors are the idiots.
Seriously, what was the IPO market cap? 20 b... |
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Japan fucking knows how to YOLO!
To the moon!
Serious note: Japan is worried about deflation. I never understood... why the fuck don't countries just print money if they are concerned about deflation? Is it a matter of also not wanting to devalue their currency in the pro... |
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They keep some stores open after the bankruptcy. It’s chapter 11 not 7.
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“Start an exciting fulfilling career at Sears”
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Fulfilling lmao
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Exciting lmao
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Career lmao
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Recent college g... |
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Do it and make hundreds of dollars. Afterwards have a child with your partner. Raise him/her with loving care. Spend 10s of thousands of dollars in education, food, clothing. Have him/her killed in a school shooting. Lose your mental health. This is a great trade an autist ... |
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Started with 5,700, ran up to 18,000, and currently sitting at 4,000. I took a month to make those gains and a little over a week to lose it all. I actually didn’t eat a lot during that time, and always felt like my stomach was in knots. I’m slowly climbing back though.
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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If your 5k is 8k in 10 years.. that's a horrible rate of return. Learn and invest and you could probably make it to 8k at years end.
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As someone who went from 6k to 9k in 3m I concur
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That's dope man. How'd you do it if you don't mind me... |
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Would anyone call this ‘blood on the streets’ levels? The algos have taken over this stock for the week and probably next. We can break out near earnings hopefully. No rational person is selling at this price, the computers are making the decisions it would appear.
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Charlie is my hero. Definitely the most ruggedly attractive YouTuber.
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That and he donates most of his YouTube money to charity because "I never wanted to do this shit for a living"
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He doesn’t do that anymore
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He doesn't c... |
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$COST 210/207.5 put credit spread sold before ER last night. I thought there was no way they could drop 8%+ when they release sales numbers monthly combined with the holiday season starting
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So you risked thousands in losses for $52?
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Yes
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How much you lose fella?
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Went from up 5k to down 1k. Made my first trade ever on August 29th. Had an outstanding first month and got too optimistic on things, I guess. You down too or did you load up on puts?
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I’m down too bud, I’m down too... |
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You guys realize how drunk I was when I posted that right.
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I hate you.
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Lmao. I just bought 500 more shares this morning, I meant everything I said. It might hit ten. I'm just saying, full disclosure, I was blasted when I made that b... |
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[Hmmm](https://imgur.com/gallery/mCSyu0J)
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That shit's hilarious, bro.
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He calls people out on their bullshit for a living. I'm surprised he was this stupid.
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I'm a bit confused on what he did that was stupid.
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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It’s funny bc you’re making a joke about scamming people out of their money but also at the same time claiming to be a poor fuck who can’t afford one share of AMZN
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CEOs start some where.
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Warren Buffet started in the same place. On WSB.
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Yup, when Amazon stock goes up, the money is directly deposited into Jeff's account
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It boggles my mind that people think whatever a company's value is automatically ends up under their CEO's mattress.
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I love when people say Buffet is so ri... |
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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Bullshit now is when you can make more money. You have a 50/50 chance at worst to pick the correct direction and put your money on it. As long you don't YOLO on weeklies it is more than likely you can make 20% to 40% returns on a month or two.
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What are week... |
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So you're saying NOW is the time to buy calls?
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The only way I would buy MU right now is if someone else gave me their money and told me they never wanted to see it again and I could use it on strippers if I wanted to.
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I'd actually use it o... |
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[Awkward](http://imgur.com/gzUvGlS)
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What I posted is 100% authentic. Anyone here with a TD account can post a screenshot and your site will give the same result.
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Screenshots are said to be screen shots. [Seen here](http://imgur.com/ZKtnliF... |
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Just an FYI. This piece of shit company will be bought out before it hits zero.
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What do you gain by buying Snapchat? A bleeding business that offers a service that others are doing better?
I think their most valuable assets are a couple of start-ups they ... |
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Wow..... Impressive
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I'm always bewildered by posts like this. I always figure if I get stupid lucky like this I would start playing with only 10k at a time.
Trends come and go, no reason to go all in every time once you reach that level. You'd be more pro... |
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holy shit I strained a muscle trying not to laugh at work
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strained muscles? /r/wallstreetlifts
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Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you... |
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I've said it time and time again: national debt is way different than personal debt. Paying off the national debt is a very bad thing; just ask President Andrew Jackson. Reducing it is ok but overall the national debt says to our creditors (be they citizens or other natio... |
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You know, the IRS received your 1099 div as well, right? You'll hear from them around June time frame...maybe this year, but definitely next.
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Mr Suitology it says here you didn't report your dividends, We Want Our Share Of Your 67 Cents.
Mailed with a 39 c... |
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WHY IS EVERYONE PANDERING RACIAL TALKING POINTS WHEN THEY SHOULD BE QUESTIONING MONETARY POLICY. DEMOCRATS ARE UNIRONICALLY TELLING HIM TO PASS ALONG ANTI RACIST STATEMENTS TO TRUMP. NO WONDER WASHINGTON IS SCREWED
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...because statistically blacks are les... |
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WHY the fuck would you buy options way above the current price that expire two weeks **before** earnings?
You deserve this loss.
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The trade was back in June and was the only January option at the time since the exact earnings date was still tentative.
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Pro tip: A simple and almost always successful strategy is just to buy the highest performing stocks from the previous year. I know many people here are devoid of thought, so if you do this, you're done for the year after placing the trades tomorrow, which is probably for... |
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/u/TheRealAntacular demodded from /r/investing, and modded in /r/wallstreetbets. This place is hilarious. ��
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wallstreetbets mods are in the pocket of Big Rope
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As well as the AFCOB (The American Federation of Co-Op Boards). Biggest campa... |
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Bezos was great in Whiplash
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this stock just isn't my tempo.
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Were you rushing or were you dragging
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...or are you gonna be [ON MY FFFFUCKING TIME!?!?](https://youtu.be/xDAsABdkWSc)
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WE DID IT
Good team-building exercise.
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1) sec.gov, finviz, Google finance
2) Quantopian or my own program which takes historical quotes from Google Finance and works it's magic on it.
3) Many but for this purpose I mainly use C, Python and R
4) Books, Books, Books
5) Mostly python and R
6) Computer Scienc... |
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The bigger question is why is he marrying when the dude is rolling in pussy? Three chicks and at least 1 have big tits? Why the fuck would you marry!?
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I can't tell if this is a joke or not but sometimes staying with one chick feels a lot better psychologica... |
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I guess you like commissions.
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Or maybe they just like any of the following:
Foreign domiciled securities
OTC equities
Options
Preferred Stocks
Tracking Stocks
Warrants
Mutual Funds
Bonds and fixed income trading
Foreign Exchange
A fucking desktop ... |
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Foreshadowing to Monday
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In a historical context yes a 2-3% drop isn't crazy. But it is the largest drop in 2 years which is saying something. The last time the market stopped trending up was 2015 when it consolated for essentially the entire year which res... |
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oh dear god. look dude, i really hope this works out, but the CEO of this company did the same exact stuff with $ECIG a few years ago:
https://www.microcapdaily.com/what-happened-to-electronic-cigarettes-intl-group-ltd-otcmktsecig/114601/
"Certainly a rosy picture however ... |
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Why would he want to kill himself if he was up over 200% at the time?
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His investors were still furious at him because of the perceived risk and his refusal to back down on his position before the crisis. He lost a lot of business relationships including the... |
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Does this mean $tsla to the moon? Or it means buy more puts because teslaq has more bs bag of $1m lawsuits lined up?
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To the moon. Gotta realize the only advertising they do is word of mouth. With this model, the more cars they have out there(as long as peop... |
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I know the lottery is a tax on idiots but at some point it becomes stupid not to drop $2 on a 1:292,000,000 chance of whatever your dream is. I mean what can you buy with $2? Like, 1/5 of a banana?
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The gain from having a 0% chance at winning a substantial a... |
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I honestly want tesla to crash and burn just to see reddit shit itself in rage.
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Go over to futurology. I think we'd have at least half a dozen suicide attempts. I hope they fail, I don't want anyone to die, but it's not a business for these people. It... |
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I'm 22, out of college, and bought the Aug 17 305 puts with my savings as well. lets ride this baby
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>We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother;
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Man I bet you're shitt... |
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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10% to 19.9% is a correction, more than 20% is a bear market. Bear markets usually happen d... |
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* $MU - 13.00%
* $ADBE - 12.79%
* $AMAT - 10.21%
* $AAPL - 9.66%
* $SQ - 9.43%
* $MZOR - 8.58%
* $CY - 8.20%
* $PYPL - 7.60%
* $NVDA - 7.49%
* $ATVI - 7.25%
* $PFPT - 5.80%
Edit: These are percentages of my total portfolio *(That's why they add up to 100%)*
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What do you think he's gonna OD on?
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Bullets.
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The Seth Rich special
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That's the one where you get robbed and shot, but they don't take anything from you they just throw it away a block later, right?
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