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President Trump is banking on Chinese capitulation. It hasn't happened yet, why now?
If AAPL has any weakness, or guides down to tariffs good fucking night for the near term.
So what's the play
SPY Nov monthly $265p, or maybe $260p for January 2019?
QQQ Nov monthly $160... |
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raise = gold goes to shit
don't raise = gold usually goes up as long as its not factored in already
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Thank you, friend.
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He's wrong tho
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Oh yeah? Prove it, ho
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December 16, 2015 the fed raised rates. What... |
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Oh no the syphilis is eating away his brain again.
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Socialism is cancer.
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I guess the police and fire departments are cancer too lmao
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government doing stuff != socialism
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What is socialism then?
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For what?
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Getting drunk and throwing my shoe at a cop. Have to do 30 days (prob get out in ~20)
Advice: don't do that
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Post bail?
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Happened a while back, sentencing is tomorrow.
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was it worth it?
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Damn think if you bought in 2009.
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That's what I jerk about everynight, I'm hoping for another 9/11 of the
financial markets.
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Trump's got a plan
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Well it's going backwards
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I'm having a surgery in January... |
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Elon is going full Enron.
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He was answering to tweets from 2016. He has lost it. Either that or he never was legally sane.
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Wait what?
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Oh yeahm the thread is[ longer](https://imgur.com/a/5vWyGA3). He lost it. That or he is... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You know how you can tell if there's a recession coming? It's pretty easy: is it the end of a Republican administration? Yes? Then there will be a recession.
You can set a watch to it.
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sauce pls
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https://thereformedbroker.com/2016/12... |
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Inverse WSB pays dividends again
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Bought puts yesterday, but I was thinking it was going to be a hedge against some shares I was buying today.
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how much are your puts worth now? :)
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Time will tell, It was only 15 contr... |
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*Golden* opportunities? All in JNUG.
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lmfao i actually went all in on JNUG on friday
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I'm so sorry.
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honestly seemed like a good swing. Should go up over the next few weeks.
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famous last words
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How many miles?
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230k lmao
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On a G6 with stock engine/tranny? Thank Jesus it's still rolling and sell that piece of shit.
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Yep original everything pretty much. Runs fine but has a pretty bad oil leak that I refuse to pay a t... |
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Don’t let Bernie Sanders see this he is gonna be so pist
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Bro I hate it when my fellow liberals attack Jeffy B, Zuckdawg, Musk, and Kylie Jenner.
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Yeah, I just kinda hate when my fellow liberals just blindly attack the rich in general. I... |
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The stock market != the economy
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Until your bank goes bankrupt due to some derivative and you have to rely on the FDIC to get your salary.
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What if I'm using a credit union?
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Everything will be fine. Just eat vegetables.
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It's funded by the saudis and the Clinton Foundation
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Tell me about your dream mosque
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Can I get a woop-woop?
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womp womp
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HOW DARE YOU SIR
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's some gayness. For a lower cost basis, you could have bought a call option and be up over 100% right now.
Example:
https://imgur.com/a/q4x8k
Edit: Or up 250%
https://imgur.com/a/UQ4Qu
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I wanna start trading options so badly but it's just so conf... |
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What is that? Is that like a bot that's recommending entering or is he an actual trader?
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That's a bot that tracks large buys. For example, this guy bought 100,000 Shares of M\^ST for $0.576/ea 4 hours ago.
It's just a twitter bot that tweets whenever someo... |
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ask him:
what kind of things will he like to receive in his WallstreetBets care package?
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tendies and rope?
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Don't forget soap
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You have to soap the rope.
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F
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Ahhh F not quite G, but sends a better picture. F it up. F yourself up. But make sure you get the F out!
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It's called a strangle
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I thought it was called a YOLO
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No.
Your loss is capped at $700 you pussy.
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My gains aren't capped bitch. YOLO
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You don't get it. Here in WSB people tend to go after the biggest ... |
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I sold all my IQ at opening bell and then bought it back at $41
Jesus Christ I hope $41 is the bottom.
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You ready to eat some ass salad?
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We're gonna see $42 any minute now.
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Take me back to 44 and I'm out.
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Maybe making the stock market available to everyone is not so much of a good idea..
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higher demand => higher price
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Only a change in quantity demanded not demand itself. Eventually price will go back to market equilibrium.
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Lots of market participants that haven't seen a market correction or bear market, it will be interesting for sure. A whole new generation will learn that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
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We haven't even seen a 20% pullback in 10 years. This is unprece... |
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Whatcher 1yr look like?
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Haha
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Oh god, was this a $100k account to start?
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No, my long term account has 320 in it this is a day trade/play money account. I put 40k here to play with
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Just think about all th... |
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>This wasn't a YOLO with the type of position
I disagree if your max risk was $500k to potentially make something like $17k. (turned out to be $8600 = ~1.7% gain instead)
*I feel like that's a lot more dangerous (and expensive) than a simple directional play.*
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Robinhood has commission free trading but literally all you can do is buy and sell. No options.
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Perfect I don't know how to use options or any of that shit anyway �� �� ��
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It's also an app with no web interface if that matters.
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What happens on Thursdays?
## Walls1337bot: ##
death and dispair.
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Any reasoning behind it?
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nope, not at all.
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This happens every Thursday?
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almost
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Finally warehouse employees will be able to afford to piss in a shiny bucket instead of a used bottle!
Seriously though, this is good news for Amazon in the long term, and I say that as a guy who owns $100,000 in shares. Cuts off a lot of criticism from the left and puts a ... |
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It's just hard to prove, that's all.
## Speaker_0: ##
not really, dont bother with people trading small positions but anyone claiming to be one of these amazing high dollar/success people has to provide something other than trade confirmations/screenshot of trading plat... |
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Got myself some apple calls just for this reason at 206. Dumb reason, but the trade was solid.
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For... what reason?
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In case Apple buys Tesla. Long shot but I think $AAPL is still a good play to 220 short term, regardless.
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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When nvidia has been trading sideways for the last month
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Really hoping that it being the end of the triple witching and closing above $250 helps us moving into next week.
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Considering I have OTM calls that expire this week I legit need a d... |
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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This seems will thought out and reasonable. Get this trash off of this subreddit!
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It really isn’t. If there’s a shitton of people wanting to pay for a service to take them from A to B, then there’s a market someone can capture. Uber may be a pile of crap b... |
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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MY DUDES,
SANJAY AND SUEBAE WILL RISE LIKE A PHONIX FROM THE ASHES OF THE 9TH GREAT DEPRESSION OF 2018! THE FIBONACCI HAS SPOKEN, MU 70 BY WEDNESDAY. (I don’t really think that but some fucktard on twits tried to tell me that earlier today and I couldn’t help laughing at it... |
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He's not wrong, but that doesn't make him right either.
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He’s definitely wrong...
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He's not wrong about IP theft needing to be addressed, this is something industry experts across the board agree with and that should've been dealt with ages... |
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Makes sense. Self described degenerates voting republican.
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And then they get blasted in the ass upon voting democrat. Neither party has your best interests in heart.
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Realistically, people in this sub should align with neoliberal ideals, so... |
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I've subscribed to wsb for over a year and I still have no fucking clue what any of this means. I don't even trade
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*Spy Kids* is the children's movie from which the clip is pulled. $SPY is the symbol for the [a big-ass ETF that tracks the S&P 500](https... |
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At least you didnt end where you were negative.
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Having a margin call coming means the game aint over just yet!
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Bonus round!
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Double or nothing!
## Walls1337bot: ##
He did that already
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Simply do the opposite of what anyone here tells you.
Inverse WSB
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Someone needs to create a WSB ETF.
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It would be 50% MU 50% AMD haha
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And 50% RAD
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And 50% short $SNAP
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If you're offered a seat at the table with the (future) President and you reject it that doesn't make you a boss, it makes you an idiot.
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Lol, Trump gonna berate Bezos for an hour and Zuck too scared to get his.
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Zuck rich enough to not hav... |
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*subscribes to /r/churning*
Edit
11 minutes later..
*unsubscribed from /r/churning*
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Why
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It was basically coupon collecting.
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I treated my parents to a $2400 resort stay for free with no capital. It's worth it for... |
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250k, robinhood account.
Why are you not a mod?
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I have about $370k on there which will be about $450k tomorrow when I close out my options. Why is it bad to have that much money in Robinhood?
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Serious answer: Robinhood is only FDIC insured... |
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Didnt understand. Im autistic. Mind ELI5?
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I asked her yesterday if I should go long on SPY or if it was going to drop, and she said go long
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But did you get to see the tittys?
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http://imgur.com/i7sIunY I'm working on it... |
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why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
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Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
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How many companies have done that recent... |
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For those of us not paying attention. Why does Robinhood suck?
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I'm also curious. I lost $100 to etrade years ago and the fees pissed me off more than losing the money. With RH I've put in $33 and I'm up $0.60. It's not much, but it's fun to mess around with... |
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Probably Myrtle Beach... both pics.
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Myrtle beach is a train wreck
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Is it?
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It's.. Balanced
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As everything should be... everything but my options
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the fuck he wants the prices to be lower and, at the same time, the US to profit off of liquified natural gas exports (remember those millions of jobs?). Does this guy understand anything?
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Lots of ways to reduce the price of gas without reducing price o... |
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I love that statue. Nothing conceptualized how annoying dumb women got in the way of productivity and progress for no other reason than to project their insecurities to the world, than that statue did. Hope it makes a return!
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Not sure why you are getting do... |
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Took an L today
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What is that?
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L- Loss
Cmon man you have to understand basic slang lol
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I'm from Brazil so bear with me.
Also, "took an loss" sounds wrong.
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Words that start with the sound of a vo... |
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Just dumped 200mm in positions today. I'm doing my part.
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200 millimeters?
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Mega millions
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Sorry, I'm European, we like metric shit.
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In metric that's approximately a shit ton.
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*tonne... |
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I used to work in debt collections for mortgages/car loans in 2008 during college.
Reach out to Robinhood now. Explain that if they hold you to the 5K that you will not pay, they will send it to collections, and you will not pay that either. Tell them that you are willing t... |
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That's how it all started in Venezuela 16 years ago
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The president's friends are probably getting some sweet deals right now. Buying local currency at black market and selling it back to the central bank at full rate.
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Nah man, the problem i... |
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I'm number 3 lmao
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You're above me now lol
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As much as i hate to say it this doesn't end to 04/01 sooo slow and steady my mans.
## Speaker_0: ##
Very true, good luck to you my mans
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Good luck to you to man.
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He’s a god damn idiot, just imposed tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and EU as well. Motherfucker wants everyone to hate us. RIP markets.
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If I were Germany I’d just come out and say “no more Apple products in Germany.” US stock market would crater -20% in a week.... |
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Serious question, what can this do to your credit?
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Good question. I’m fucked, huh?
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* The debt will be reported to credit agencies, making borrowing money difficult as it will affect your credit score. Additionally, its presence may cause ... |
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Their company name became a fucking verb.
Plenty of companies throughout time have become nouns, but Google is the only one I can think of that has achieved verb status
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Xerox
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Are you 40+?
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No 32
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"Stocks"
I love it when people who throw money at 3x leveraged ETFs don't know that they're not buying a company.
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I'm not sure about that... I heard a buyout was in the works
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Maybe, but it's hard to say until we see this quarter's earnin... |
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Close while youre ahead, trust me. I've fucked myself out of literally 10s of thousands by being a greedy fuckboi.
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100k or bust.
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I'd be impressed if you turned 7k into 100k this year. Goldman Sachs might do a direct hire ��
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Amassed 80k over three years. Just buy and hold. Probably about 10 trades a year. 10-20% yoy gains.
Last month, I started learning about options, found this sub and started yoloing like a mofo. Now I am down to 50k. Yeah, it hurts. All the money I saved, living on the chea... |
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$250k on one equity and you aren't willing to pay the $4.95/trade that would get you a legit broker. Amazing.
Anyway, good luck on a ballsy trade. I think MU will send you to the moon over the next few months.
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Come on man, that’s a McPick 2 combo. Two, in ... |
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update gains: http://imgur.com/a/yEqSI
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Man - did you quit your day job yet?
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No, I think I would trade differently if I relied on it for income.
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How much money do you make from trading compared to your job?
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With options like those, they’re doing you a favor.
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Those are just the ones i haven't gotten rid of. They are already worthless so I just let em ride ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You dropped this \
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I don't have FB. What's the synopsis.
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He's still talking about it. He's saying FSC is an idiot to try to yolo everything all at once, when samsung had to do a massive recall.
I don't think he knows that you always inverse the canuck.
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Aren't we still operating under obama's fiscal policies until October when the fiscal year ends? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a bit too early to count jobs based on trump's policies since he's been president for such a short amount of time?
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Dude pe... |
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somebody bought 83 $5 puts at .05 cents yesterday. id say that's a good days work.
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How much would that person have made? That's only like $420?
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83 contracts, so they put in like $415. Options returned like 100x, so he made off with $41,5... |
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Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in... |
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So, HMNY shares are going to skyrocket and I’ll be buying yachts by EOD tomorrow right? ... right guys?
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My 101,774 shares hopes you are VERY right (not sure how/why I ended up with the 1774 extra shares I was sleepy when trading one morning).
$4 a share a... |
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He was bullied and his first bady died of SIDS. Now going to fuck everything he wants LMAO
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Yup. Beaten to the ground until he almost went blind in one eye.
That's how you get geniuses, people. Pay attention.
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So I need to get the shit be... |
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i like AAAA
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Whats the fourth A?
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Amazon
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Apple Amazon Alibaba and what else? Alphabet?
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Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon
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Sell half! Lock in gains. Let the rest ride.
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Math isn't your strongest subject is it?
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ELI5
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He already sold half.
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You gotta be a special kind of stupid.
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Go ahead and look at the image... |
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What do you guys think 7/20 60s will sell for tomorrow?
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You getting more?
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I want to sell my 60s and buy 55s. Im still trying to get experience with options and I feel like I bought too far out the money. plus if I sell I can buy even mo... |
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You earned yourself some flair.
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his flair is one of the more positive i've seen here lol
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Mine is pretty positive but mostly HIV
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what's HIV
is that like VIX?
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Yeah here let me give you some
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Please tell me you understand how VX works..
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Yea it fuels my rocket ship to the fucking moon. Try to keep up
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I'd suggest SPY puts, but GL either way chomo.
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Yea did you hear that from the fuckboi jim Cramer???
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I’ll share both:
Best trade: 6K —> 230k nvda call options
Worst trade 230k —> 0k nvda call options
Back in late 2016. I’ll regret it till I make it back.
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bro youre literally insane, dear LORD. ugh 200k invested with a modest 4% return could have ... |
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this is the weakest reaction i've ever imagined to something of brexit's magnitude
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same, what a joke of a crash, oh well, we shall see next week.
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I keep on asking people who think this is a disaster, "why"?
And I'm told it's just too comp... |
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Fucking brilliant. But can we add AMZN as the guy who gets shot in the head after taking off his helmet
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And have NVDA be the guy whose face is completely caved in when they reach the sand dune.
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I'd have NVDA as he guy carrying his arm.
Si... |
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Too bad f(x) is no more. Haven’t heard about Victoria in awhile. Guess she was doing activities in China.
## Speaker_0: ##
can believe you follow kpop, i bet you're a fgt, just like me...
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I am Korean American and yes, I listen to kpop.
I am no Korea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
On a side note:
This animation is soo fucking clean. God damn
## Speaker_1: ##
We have the best gif makers folks, we really do
## Speaker_2: ##
Without a doubt...I'm honestly shocked
## Speaker_3: ##
Shooked
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Smocked
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## Speaker_0: ##
Because they have a company full of Jared's that would ruin any IPO. Just look at that sign and tell me I'm wrong.
## Speaker_1: ##
Wrong.
## Speaker_0: ##
^ Kid diddler, you fell right into my trap, Jared.
## Speaker_1: ##
Right.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm long on Chris ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Daimler Benz has a 9.1% stake in tesla.
They don't need to bet against Elon.
## Speaker_1: ##
They sold it years ago, bro. Made hundreds of millions.
## Speaker_2: ##
They fit right in then /r/wallstreetbets
## Speaker_3: ##
Daimler isn't an investment fund, it was a s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
down after hours
"Model 3 production was less than anticipated due to production bottlenecks. Although the vast majority of manufacturing subsystems at both our California car plant and our Nevada Gigafactory are able to operate at high rate, a handful have taken longer to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The Greatest Entitled Fag Generation. Imagine plundering your own nation and the planet for 50 years and still not having any cash to retire on. Pathetic.
## Speaker_1: ##
Only a few got to plunder, the rest got plundered
## Speaker_2: ##
so they're retarded
## Speaker_1... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If Lisa keeps this going for another year she will be receiving a hand written thank you note soaked in my tears of joy
## Speaker_1: ##
Who's Lisa
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lisa "I eat gains for breakfast" Su
## Speaker_1: ##
Why am I getting down voted for asking a fucking... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol what this guy trying to do. Weasel out of paying 20 grand by smooth talking customer support?
## Speaker_1: ##
Not at all. He's just trying to get them to understand he didn't intend to lose money. So he shouldn't be responsible for it.
## Speaker_2: ##
*you have to u... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Is this a profit or loss? I'm confused. Then again I *am* retarded. Please explain, fellow autists.
## Speaker_1: ##
brackets means loss
## Speaker_2: ##
Can you... can you explain you logic, being 100% inverse volatility and short 2x vol. through a pullback, which you h... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lowes kind of moved to homeowner and let Home Depot take over the contractor vertical. Lowes either needs to get better with contractor customers and stock the right stuff or really go into the appliance, porch furniture, decorating, etc. and dominate.
I will say Lowes is ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Link the story dick
## Walls1337bot: ##
Google it faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
I was going to downvote you for refusing the reasonable request, but since you were impolite back, you get my upvote instead.
## Speaker_2: ##
I fucking love r/wsb.
## Walls1337bot: ##
wtf is r/w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Imagine dropping $60k on an FD just to prove yourself to some fag on wsb.
Good job tho
## Speaker_1: ##
imagine not giving a shit about said 60k
## Speaker_2: ##
I’m trying but I can’t. Pls advise
## Speaker_1: ##
make more money. lose less money
## Speaker_3: ##
Alte... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
GE all time low and you get that juicy fat divvy
## Speaker_1: ##
My grandpa retired on GE stocks. He also served during WW2. He is also, dead.
## Speaker_2: ##
American dream
## Speaker_1: ##
And it died.
## Speaker_2: ##
Nah the Nazi's turned into A-Rabz, GE turned in... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The Bee Movie, except every time Trump tweets I take another xanax
## Speaker_1: ##
Take more.
## Speaker_0: ##
Your post history is actual cancer holy fuck.
## Speaker_1: ##
Hahahahahhaha!
## Walls1337bot: ##
LOL LMAO XDDD!
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## Speaker_0: ##
My dad knows a guy who works at WF, said shit was next level fucked. So I sold at 57 a share. I'm happy about that.
## Speaker_1: ##
"My dad helped commit insider trading" -wsb 2017
## Speaker_0: ##
What? No! His friend is an employee and just said shit was fucked, didn't ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
A good trick I use is to start the conversation by saying I did something way worse. Like “hey mom i’m in jail for a DUI last night, going to be here for a few more weeks” then when shes devastated crying say “lol jk just lost 1k in the market”. By comparison losing 1k won’t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why tf r people so toxic under trump tweets lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
Twitter is a cesspool worse than reddit.
## Speaker_2: ##
Twitter is alright but you need to moderate it yourself by not reading retards replies.
## Speaker_1: ##
Twitter is like venturing onto /r/politics.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
not sure how this is related to markets
## Speaker_1: ##
Because this would probably imply heads of the DNC and the top people from the Clinton Campaign. Would lead to a massive disorganization within the DNC because of arrests and whatnot.
That would secure the Republican... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Even now people are talking about buying the dip.
## Speaker_1: ##
Literally what I'm doing. You would be too if you were smart (we know you aren't tho). Go buy more MU calls.
## Speaker_2: ##
It's like they have no idea that production is steadily over 5k/week. I actually... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Borrowing money to buy stock... isn't that what people did before the Great Depression?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah and that was called the roaring twenties so obviously they were doing it fucking right.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah I mean what where the 30s called? I think the aweso... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tech is resilient.
Tech is innovative.
Tech is quick to respond.
If that were the case, this is what it *might* happen:
* the workers would go back to their country,
* the US company would hire them either as foreign employees or foreign contractors;
* the pay, USD lea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
God... Why even bother?
## Walls1337bot: ##
YOLO
## Speaker_0: ##
That isn't yoloing. You'd have higher returns raiding a water fountain or asking people for change on the street.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm already up $2 though
## Speaker_0: ##
lol that's cute
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