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Don't forget about Papa Buffett wanting those cheap shares also
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I wouldn’t put it past him. There were some articles and fairly well supported theories that he was behind the Dakota access pipeline protests to protect his railway interests.
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Can’t wait to come out to my CPA as an options trader.
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Options trading is actually very responsible and profitable. Married puts, selling deep otm put weeklies, buying deep itm debit call spreads, large width iron condors, list goes on and on. YOLO FD WSB o... |
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Wow 400 dollars he’s really raking it in
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$400 free money ? Bruhh..Dude if its nothing I am sure you can donate me some measly $50 right ?
BRB creating paypal account.
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BET
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Bet what ?
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That I won... |
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Heres my October
https://imgur.com/gallery/q0kkQpP
I bottomed out at 4k and now im at 70k, You can turn around just follow the momentum
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I'm so sorry man. Not sure how you made so much only to lose that much.
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I started with 8k yolod call... |
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We fucking need a new mascot. Fucking Trump killed our fking gains..
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Why did you spell media "trump"?
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Found the white supremacist.
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Where? Filling all your moms holes while blind folded and gagged with a confederate flag?... |
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Yesssssss, im going short
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I’d love to see how that works out for you
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I follow them pretty well and they are up shits Creek.
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What makes you say that?
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Intel processors are laden with numerous security fla... |
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Oh great wsb gonna have to go private again for SEC investigation.
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Is that really a thing?
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Yes
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Seriously?
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Let me guess.... some combination of AMD, Square, Amazon, Apple calls? Aka the WSB special
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thats exactly it
along with Netflix, FB, Google, MU, a bunch of other meme stocks :(
it lowkey worked for awhile tho..
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Have fun filing for personal bankruptcy. Oh wait! Those are student loans, you're fucked!
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Just don't consolidate with private loans and keep deferring. Da gubament will someday do forgiveness!
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Yeah, banks will extend pretty massive lines o... |
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They will have continued declining user growth. People are ditching facebook, it's a wasteland of targeted ads, bad memes and somebody from high school trying to sell Jordan's.
Yeah their rev. is good, but that won't move the needle. IIRC their biggest sell offs were from ... |
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No the loan has no collateral and yes I'm on the spectrum. Been doing straight stocks for over a year now and just started with options when all us Robinhood fags got access two months ago. Mostly swing trades but long AMD, MU, and SPY and short TSLA, SBUX, and GE.
Long AME... |
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You just need to fucking stop. You don't know enough to be throwing around that much money.
I have to believe that you're paper trading since you're far too impulsive to have ever earned a quarter mill to waste.
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Omg look at his post history!! WTF
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Wtf does Nokia still make
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like nokia lumias and shit for windows phones... and windows phones have been looking terrible
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They sold off the phone division to Microsoft a few years ago...
What a horrible faggot.
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damn... |
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A spending bill for 3 weeks worth of spending, lol.
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Yea it doesn’t seem promising, which is great for my puts.
Look like dems won’t vote for anything until it includes things on immigration.
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Looks like Trump tries to "strong arm" the d... |
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I would be careful with any amzn puts. Wouldn't expect much of a drop from where it is now AH. Regardless of the guidance miss (which I think is Bezos under promising) this is still a very fundamentally strong company with lots of growth potential.
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Re... |
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[Top story on CNBC](https://www.cnbc.com/id/104989938?view=story&trk=mostpopular::1:102527204)
Some hedge funds blowing up in the morning gents
Edit: Jane Street Group owns 2.25m SVXY and 65k XIV... hahaha... ha... fuckin ouch
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I bought UVXY as a ... |
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I'd rather that he shuts up about the markets. Actually, about everything. Go fucking golf or something. Nothing good happens when he opens his mouth.
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If the media accurately reported news he wouldn't have to use twitter for this shit. Blame them.
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Pls do nuke sk. It take out Samsung and mu will go to the moon
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Jesus. These fucks here are ok with millions of people dying just so their $35 robinhood account appreciates by $5.
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No shit, tendies are above all
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You fucktar... |
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Forward P/E inline with automotive manufacturer’s nothing spectacular on the horizon compared with an across the board considered undervalued memory manufacturer. I would say you’re wrong, but this is MU we’re talking about here.
But seriously if Ford goes up more than 50%... |
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BUY THE DIP SELL THE REBOUND
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It dipped 4%, went to 3.5%, now hanging out at -5.5%. I need someone smarter than me to tell me how this doesn’t have a material impact on MU with much/most of their sales to China unless there is some relief on the whole Trade... |
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I think there will be many retards tomorrow to buy calls at the open expecting FB to do NFLX-like rebounce. This will be fun to watch.
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Uhh... Netflix hasn't exactly bounced lol. That was just idiots rallying it the day after it fell so much not realizing... |
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Alright I'm in let's go I know Java is that any useful
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I successfully installed a minecraft mod one time in middle school. Let me know how I can help
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I paid for WinRAR where do I stand?
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I installed MS office on my laptop... |
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I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
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The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
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This is WSB, proof o... |
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He's still CEO tho
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But now the board could fire him. Before they did not have the power. Then he really is green goblin.
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Like you’re going to fire the worlds most popular & arguably best engineer.
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If he fucks up ... |
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how do we page the SEC? (bitter because i cant get in on this type of shit)
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Edit: This isn't illegal for Hillary to post, nor is it market manipulation. And I never implied that Hillary is the one doing the insider trading. That's stupid. Hillary has no inc... |
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You guys realize how drunk I was when I posted that right.
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I hate you.
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Lmao. I just bought 500 more shares this morning, I meant everything I said. It might hit ten. I'm just saying, full disclosure, I was blasted when I made that b... |
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How isn't Masa Son the wsb patron saint? He's the human being who has lost the most money in history during the dotcom bust and does $10bn yolos on garbage like wework.
You guys gotta move up from bush league losers like shreki to the big dogs. Masa son is like the Buddha o... |
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Elon never founded tesla. Lol
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He didn't create PayPal either.
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Not developing Hyperloop either.
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For those who don't know the background here:
"The concept of Hyperloop transportation was introduced and named by Elon Musk ... |
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at what percent does the entire economy collapse?
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AT 8 PERCENT??
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE ALREADY AT 4 PERCENT??? AND AT 8, IT'S ARMAGEDDON????
HOW COME NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
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Want me to really blow your mind? I’ve seen bonds wh... |
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking wi... |
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Well, they didn't buy good condoms, so no.
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HOLY FUCK
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WE TOO LOW
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SUM TING WONG
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BANG DING OW
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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&g... |
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I blame delayed Battlefield V. That female featuring trailer was such a PR nightmare - Like, that thing made such a bad PR over gaming community, EA had to delay the whole fucking thing by couple months. This is Starwars Battlefront 2 all over again. Meanwhile TTWO and ATVI ... |
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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there's a bunch of betas o... |
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I dunno, I used to be in the car business, and I would never buy a car sight unseen with no test drive.
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YOU GET TO FUCKING TEST DRIVE IT FOR A WEEK AND 400 MILES YOU CUM RAG. Christ. At least ATTEMPT to do a DD. Go walk in to a dealership and be like yo ... |
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Imagine how great it would be if out of the ashes your dead shares rose and were valuable again. That would be pretty sweet.
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That'd make me wet. almost as wet if Robinhood came to Australia
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speaking of, what alternatives to RH exist in a... |
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lol, more bluffing and blackmailing before the negotiation. But why would Xi give a damn even if trump put on the tariff? Chinese economy slowed down from 6.7 to 6.5 while US economy slowed down from 3.9 to 3.5 for q3 2018. Meanwhile we are also running record budget and tra... |
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That is actually genius. Lifetime supply of tendies.
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Tastes like chicken
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True Story: I've eaten pigeon and it tastes delicious. Kind of tastes like 'concentrated chicken' or chicken with a richer(?) flavor.
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Oh really... |
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“Only imposes retaliatory tariffs”? Not quite, that’s just how the media is trying to spin it. Trump is in fact equalizing tariffs that China already has in place and China is all bent out of shape about it.
Car parts manufactured in China coming to the US=0.25% tariff. Cars... |
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Damn the F430 looks so nice even after all the 13 years. Also probably a fair chance this dude actually bought it with AAPL gains
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Yeah you can probably get one for decent now. Same with used Aston Martins. Find one that’s been well taken care of, and you ca... |
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are all boomers retarded?
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It's a group of people that gave participation trophies to their kids and then blamed their kids for getting participation trophies.
It's a group of people that brainwashed their kids into going tens of thousands of dollars into... |
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Not today my friend. I’ll make sure to pull out a massive loan and yolo one more time before that.
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No man don't do it revenge trading will fuck you up
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In all seriousness I’m gonna wait like 5 months and take some personal loans out to tra... |
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I have Charles Schwab too and I had to deal with this a bit ago too. U were marked as a day trader and as a day trader you must have an account minimum of 25k. U don’t owe them anything but it’s a restriction on your day trades. It’s silly the way they show the message
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Mods fucking look at this paid for shill comment section of DNC/Soros trolls. I know wsb is not this politically left leaning and the replies of typical snowflake, muh Russia, muh bots is sad. Censor this shit and find the paid for posts I’m sick of this /r/politics bullshit... |
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Skip the vodka and go straight for the bleach
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But I'm huffing the bleach...
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Acceptable for now. Once you hit -50%, you better start chugging
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No time for that. Inject it straight into your veins.
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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Shorters got a raging fag boner when Reading the headline. But TSLA Will increase alot today
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Hey, Sometimesiworry, just a quick heads-up:
**alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. You can remember it by **it is one lot, 'a lot'**.
Have a nice day!
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How high is your IQ
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420691488
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That's how many yachts I own
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That’s how much I got margin called for
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Isn’t this literally word for word from a Best of Craigslist and the lady (not sure if that OP was the same as in Craigslist) follows up with a massive burn because she’s also in finance it turns out?
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How do u follow up with massive burn after that I need t... |
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The penalty you pay for not going with a real brokerage.
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seriously.... dump that broker NOW!
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cheap commissions no?
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Cheaper than cheap, free.
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you get what you pay for. they sell your trading activity and ... |
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What’s underlying all of these startups? Debt.
This is the “credit bubble”.
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Cheap debt have caused these companies to stay open wayyy longer than they should have been. I read somewhere online that 30% of companies out there are zombies which mean they ca... |
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Remember kids, its not a loss if you don't sell.
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That super Jew is comfy right now: https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
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iTs NoRmAl ScHeDuLeD sElLiNg
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I too would set up a daily schedule of sell-offs ... |
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Bro. Ppl died. Families were wrecked. Bad joke. I like it
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Lol ppl jumped off of skyscrapers
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Proven to be fake news
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My great grandfather killed himself with a shotgun after the crash
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WSB runs in your ... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You did back-to-back YOLO plays with 100% of your net worth?! LOL
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The way hes talking about money you can tell he's got family wealth to rel... |
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Probably your hymen.
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What's the ticker
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ANAL
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That didn't make anatomical sense. You lose.
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Obviously you've never hit a hymen from the backdoor, rookie.
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Buy MCD
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Are you really trying to tell me McNuggets are better than B... |
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I think you're using this meme wrong faggot
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O shit waddup
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i be dat boi
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frosted butts
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what year is it
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nineteen dickety six
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first option play is an FD, you belong here my friend. Good luck
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I mean I know it's a 1-day trade and all, but is 2% really considered an FD?
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Lol this is like a .2% of my account play. Just trying to learn the hardest part of options fi... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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coke is ... |
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>constructive comments
Here's one. You are playing a dangerous game. Until you have reviewed the Securities Acts of [1933](https://www.sec.gov/about/laws/sa33.pdf) and [1940](https://www.sec.gov/about/laws/ica40.pdf), you should not be creating an investing club or solic... |
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What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
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Oh damn now that they locking me up is when you decide to talk shit.
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You going to jail. Tf you gonna do? Maybe get some physical gains while you are in then chat shit, m8
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Proof that you're living out of the library??
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How would I do that ? Want me to snapchat you at 3 am from the library? ��
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yes. Sc me @ bigdog69
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I added that person he didn’t know what I was talking about and then he sent... |
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We should talk about how bob corker made $50~~B~~ M day trading
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Million, not billion. Still, he's pretty much under Trump admin's thumb because of this so I don't see him being a threat.
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That's pretty crazy you can trade when you're that d... |
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Eh this is way overblown. The inflation data is not that great tbh. Even if they do raise rates, people will quickly see that the economy is not as strong as it needs to be. Could fall a little further but then you should be looking to buy more
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I think you'... |
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Watch Donny tweet back some shit like ‘Very nice offer but not enough! No trade deficit or no deal!’
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You just made me go flaccid.
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I joke but everything he’s said makes me think he believes that any trade deficit with any country automatica... |
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Next video: Why now is the best time to buy
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This was the same guy that bought tesla for long term, then sold after a few weeks, and then bought again ��
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The dude already made a video saying that trading is a very little percentage of his i... |
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Who are all the fuckers that said bad PR won't affect stock price?
Edit:
>"That story is not going to do shit to the stock. Only people who care about it are not invested in United or not enough money to do anything." /u/wittler7
>"Do you people really think a megaca... |
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you won
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so money due means they gotta give me money?
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Congrats. Well deserved. And a congrats in advance to becoming one of our newest mods!
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i am confused
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They're just fucking with you, OP. You have ... |
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This is like finding out Blockbuster just laid off 200 people
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I be impressed if they still had that many. I know Bb is still popular in Alaska where internet is potatoes
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Why wouldnt they just have a bunch of redboxes everywhere?
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**I NEED A STRIKE PRICE AND AN EXPIRATION**
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$90, Friday
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Could you even imagine
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Here's what I imagine:
August $60 monthlies are available *right now* for $0.02.
I mean, at any moment, Tim Cook may want to get ahead of... |
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Man I can't wait to take my series 7, I hear they give you a Gucci belt if you pass with a score of 90 and above.
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90% of those tests are a fucking joke. I have a couple friends that took the series 7 (part of it covers options), and it honestly scared me ho... |
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I love grimes tho
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Hold up is Elon really dating Grimes? I'm out of the loop on this.
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Yeah I thought he was married to some 21 year old model. I thought I saw that on the thing with gale king from a couple of weeks ago
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Torille
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you're better off trying to make a living through day trading SPY options ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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What do you mean SPY stock options? Do you just mean SPY? Their stock is $264. If my budget is $8000 wouldn't my profit be low?
I was just reading an article that said a l... |
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Make sure to get your geico discount.
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Didn’t work for me. I bought brk.b just to get the discount and the rep told me I wasn’t eligible
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Worked for me. Sorry bro.
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all good. I bought it at $205 and its now $220 so I guess... |
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As someone with a biotech degree I understood some of the words in this DD
Edit : OP when you said "I think China and Asia will get fucked by GM bacteria" did you mean GN.
Because GM bacteria doesn't make sense/ doesn't exist
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Often the wealthiest born people know fuck all about how to grow and protect money because daddy always gave them whatever they wanted. It's like how Trump would be much much richer today if he had simply taken his dad's money in the 80s and placed it in the s&p 500 and ... |
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But I thought Ben Shapiro was always right...
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Shapiro is almost never right about Trump
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He's like his kryptonite. And Shapiro is a relatively smart person. It's just that nobody understands Trump. He's either so retarded none of us can ... |
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i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't come here for financial advice, I come here to enjoy the evidence that business and finance m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
## Speaker_1: ##
/r/politics is such a garbage sub.
## Speaker_2: ##
half of it's commenters can't even vote
## ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hope he lowers the corporate tax rate very fucking soon and just shuts the fuck up about marijuana and building a pointless wall. Don't crash the economy in your first fucking year Trump, launch it to the fucking sky and let it explode majestically.
## Speaker_1: ##
Calm... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Go all in on bac+b
## Speaker_0: ##
Robinhood ok? I'm also worried about paying taxes on anything I earn? How would I do that? Is it basically easy? Is there any kinde of loophole I'm unaware of? Thanks so much for replying tho
## Walls1337bot: ##
They do it for you. Ro... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is the dude with like 56 shares of tsla asking questions?
## Speaker_1: ##
Im not sure, Elong just called him "youtube"
## Speaker_0: ##
I saw him on CNBC's fast money, and they asked him how many shares he own, he was like 56.
## Speaker_2: ##
tbf that's a pretty decent... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nicely done. Markets are all green all of a sudden though.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah I sold out. Those are filled orders! Going to get back in with that 5k left because I think the Iran oil coming online tomorrow morning will create turmoil in the price of oil.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whoever sold these calls are making straight bread off these idiots lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
.03 x 100 x 5300 ? So just about 16K?
## Speaker_2: ##
$16k at 0 risk? Seems alright to me.
## Speaker_3: ##
I like these odds. How do I do this?
## Speaker_4: ##
Buy $31 million in... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Do the Chinese make cars that we buy ��???
## Speaker_0: ##
Cadillacs
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah so we gotta get our lacs back for cheap after we milk the chinamen for that sweet sweet child labor.
Find a Chinese car made by a Chinese company that we bother bringing here... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If he's releasing it, it doesn't hurt him. Watch it'll screw Dems over.
## Speaker_1: ##
The issue is that they want the whistleblower statement and he's not letting them see it. That's why $SPY briefly went up when he tweeted then went down. So idk let's see. I don't thin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Will I get a flair for this one?
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## Walls1337bot: ##
FUCH
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## Speaker_0: ##
bruh , where the bitches at ?
## Speaker_1: ##
My wife is next to me and my daughter is goofing around in the back.
## Speaker_2: ##
Pics or ban
## Speaker_1: ##
Sorry no pics of my wife and child.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's because they don't exist
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## Speaker_0: ##
me except without the girl
## Speaker_1: ##
And great jawline
## Speaker_2: ##
And the ability to grow facial hair
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And a home
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And a bed
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
>he used the N-word in describing how KFC's Colonel Sanders used to talk. Schnatter has since said ... that he himself wouldn't ever use that word.
I didn't really say it!!! I was just showing you what it would be like if I did say it!!
## Speaker_1: ##
he literally quo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
same with my gay tech portfolio
on the positive side, JD stopped drilling its way to hell
## Speaker_1: ##
don't worry JD is starting to shit itself too
EDIT: yep now we're in the red
## Speaker_0: ##
Nice, now everything is red but AAPL
SHOP, SQ, MU, OLED, TTWO, NVDA, ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this a circlejerk, or are you guys being serious? Holy shit. A 3% drop is nothing and it shouldn't be a surprise that green companies are down after last week's election. TSLA is at a weak point given their cash flow needs, and they might be in trouble if those clean vehi... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Source other than tweet?
## Speaker_1: ##
Looks like hes referencing [this](https://www.wsj.com/articles/details-emerge-in-u-s-s-trade-truce-with-china-1544360520?mod=mhp)
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks! Copy paste for non subscribers?
## Speaker_2: ##
A week after President Tru... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
## Speaker_1: ##
Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more p... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Quit trading til you figure out what you did wrong. You’re just going to keep throwing good money after bad money trying to make up your losses. Everyone has had to take a hiatus at least once to get their mind right.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm a fucking idiot and go all in on &l... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
That tail light design makes me think it's an older model. Maybe 15 or so years old. Anyone know what model/year this is?
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a Lamborghini Murcielago which was produced from 2001-2010 with very few changes. So somewhere in there
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh, fai... |
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