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When they get options, god people are going to lose money by the yacht-load
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Was that actually real? I thought it was a photoshopped pic...
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Ok I thought that shit was totally photoshopped, but I looked into it and apparently they *are* plan... |
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It's very dangerous to my personal life that I just read this.
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Yeah, I have a 750 score and a good relationship with Amex. This better not awaken something in me.
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My friends father started a literal payday loan company by maxing out all o... |
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I am with you brother, every day without a press release before the 31st makes me feel sadder than Charlie Brown
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Sweep goes through: Buy more shares
Announcement of no sweep: Sit back and smoke a cigar
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Yeah, got 5k in cash for th... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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It's a Roth account I don't plan on contributing too anymore and i don't feel like closing it soooo AMD?
Edit: The vibe I'm getting is UPRO, NVDA, and AMD.
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UPRO
it's a guarantee to gain 3x the return of SPY, or lose 3x as much. but that never happens... |
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Goddamn liberals and their "economics"
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Please for the love of shrekrli don’t use “Economics” and “Liberal” in the same sentence as a positive unless you want Bernie fucking Sanders as president.
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The liberals and economics go well together.... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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How did you know MU would jump?
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Duh just flip a coin
Works 50% of the time
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I was thinking about this yesterday, if it was truly 50% then it would make sense to always take those bets. Given you gain is unlimited and your loss isn't, woul... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Isn't this dude a pedo?
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He just likes tentacle porn.
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He says he was only looking at it so that he could show it to his kids.
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Don't be too hard on him. He's got to have something to show them after zeroing their account... |
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How the fuck he wants the prices to be lower and, at the same time, the US to profit off of liquified natural gas exports (remember those millions of jobs?). Does this guy understand anything?
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Lots of ways to reduce the price of gas without reducing price o... |
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It's not as bad as it looks, investment is way up and consumption is flat.
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Why does that make it better than it looks? It is what it is.
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It is because there is significant volatility in consumption due to weather and car purchases, and inv... |
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Is see the future: you homeless and still a faggot.
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Damn. He's good.
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But how can you confirm the future already faggot
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Analysis of historical faggotry
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trending volume of butts fucked.
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I'm holding $5k worth of SPY and AMZN calls expiring Friday. They are both ITM so I'm gonna ride the shit out of this wave.
Then sell and pay my bills.
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even if they're ITM, if they get too close to expiry while ITM, they'll be worth less than they wil... |
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Does it matter? They r gona take your tax returns. U can’t get rid of them. U be better off maxing your credit cards, paying off your student loans, and then defaulting on your cards
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Or you could just go to a state college for a worthwhile degree and obtain... |
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Lol, you're like 2 years late on weed stocks
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Some of them have been publicly traded for months (not years) but laugh it up.
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I realize that, but the big jumps happened right after Trudeau was elected, they've been yo-yoing around the... |
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Must be nice to have rich parents
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Not really I started with 3000 from my summer job and worked my way up.
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I hate you.
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No hate just trading man.
Chad up.
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Chad up ��
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## Speaker_0: ##
Respect man, those were some ballsy plays but definitely the right call to trim them down.
Gotta ask how much you started with and what got you all those initial gains cos that shit is nuts.
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Just click the charts to find out lol..
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What ki... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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they also lost performance bonuses
> Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000... |
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Ya fuck working! Keep going all in on calls! Keep sending updates
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Lmao this guy wants him to all calls and lose it all
Meanwhile the OP might actually cause he thinks he has fans
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Might?
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Don't be dumb, bro. You won the g... |
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Why just figure it at 100% gains? If you use 700% gains yearly you can even retire faster.
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I used robinhood’s 5 year value graph and it said it went up over 500%. So each year was about 100% This year has been slow though with only 80 something percent. Bu... |
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Markets are closed today. Giving us a day off so we don't lose more money.
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Why is it closed though? I thought it closes only on weekends
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Ask God
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Not helpful... thanks
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Do you really expect this sub... |
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HE'S TAKIN' OUT UNSUBIDIZED STUDENT LOANS!!!!!
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Federal student loan debt = modern day indentured servitude
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Wrong, retard. I paid mine off in 1 yr. Pick a USEFUL major at a PUBLIC school next time, or go trade school. If you dumbfucks ma... |
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Fun fact you can also have your broker lend you $23,000,000 to show your friends how rich you are for a day
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Why is it news when a Tesla crashes but not when a Ford crashes?
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Fords don’t blow up; these battery fires are a real problem
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This. Boeing stock was getting crushed when their Dreamliners which rely on lithium ion batteries to be so fue... |
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Down 22.5% or my portfolio today :)
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-41% reporting. Drilling to Earth’s core as we speak.
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Down almost 70% overall after this past week.
I picked the worst possible time to go all in V calls
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V is tanking so hard right no... |
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see if there any pre-1944 pennies in there
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Pre- 1982 are made of copper, gotta check the weight of 1982 to determine if it is copper. I'd look for the elusive 1943 copper penny. Leaf pennies were discontinued in 1958. I don't understand your fascination ... |
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Dammit Clarida
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Oh no what he do
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Fuckin with my tendies, thats what he do
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What he say tho
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Reiterate "closer to neutral."
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but isn't that what we expected though
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Having shorting around keeps everyone honest. If you couldn’t profit from losses everyone would turn a willfully blind eye to non gains, we’d have more bubbles.
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Also, shorts are the only people brave enough to make a bid in a market crash. That's why when g... |
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tfw you don't think share price can go any lower than a penny and then they announce a reverse stock split
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You mean a regular split? Reverse would make them more valuable.
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No. Reverse split. Let's say OP buys 100 shares currently v... |
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I was in at the same time. Bought for 600 sold for 800. It would be 5k+ now...
Never regret a profit though!
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Wait three years for a 5k profit? Is it worth it?
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Think about it in terms of % Gain/year... then things look pretty good... |
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God Bless
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Out of all the retarded shit that goes on in this fucked up sub its quite comical for this to be ban.
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Because it's fucking lame. We're retarded, not lame.
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I wonder what most of u do outside of being an autist.... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He didnt outpace inflation. This is econ 101. He gained dollars but lost value. Should have invested in MU i... |
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Perfect.
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I hope the market crashes so I can go to the fucking moon with my tendies
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I feel bad wishing for a market crash but still do everyday....JNUG FTW
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The problem is that you dont really want a market crash. In a true... |
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You guys did [buy the dip](https://imgur.com/a/bHzfWcR) today right?
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I did.
Trump blinked. He showed just how much the stock market was rattling him.
I didn't buy no dip because he thought it was a good idea. I did it because he's cracking under pressu... |
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Hate people who make these pics. yeh everything is simple with hindsight.
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It’s fucking stupid. Amazon IPO’d at $18 a pop in 97’.
Don’t we all wish we could of jumped on that tendies train?
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Beats my parents sold around 20k of amazon in 2... |
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Try to make back $10k I lost today.
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I suddenly don’t feel so bad for losing money. Thanks.
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wait wait wait, @j33tay what Percent did you lose? 10k on a 20k acount is worse than 10k on a 400k
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Please say $5k account, please... |
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So you want someone who has 1.5 mil? Or do you want someone who is either good at trading or got lucky at a few trades and started out with at least 500 k?
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I guess someone who's consistently good at trading and has done well with a large account (someone wh... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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A lot of trump supporters are coming out of the closet tomorrow you know
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I'm already out.
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Hey now...
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you're an all-star...
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Get your gay on...
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Haha well if someone tweeted it it’s def true.
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Misinformation is the backbone of this subreddit.
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Please post this in /r/lsc and see what the response is
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[done and done ](https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comm... |
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OP's still talking about mutual funds when ETFs exist. You either haven't lost enough money yet, or are beyond book learnin'.
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Commenter is still talking about ETFs when holding companies and private equity firms exist.
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I applaud your effo... |
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I got options today.
Yolo FB puts
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first trade and ur already buying high selling low, that’s my boy
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I learn from the best. Is beginners luck a thing?
Big if true
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Buy weekly 160 calls at this point. It's bound for 1... |
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Your odds are incorrect as you're not taking into account the possibility of multiple winners, which would lower the return per winner.
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Also the big real winner is Uncle Sam. I think u lose like 40% to taxes
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You get a few hundred milli... |
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I sold at 220 like a mega-cuck
*feelsbadman
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I sold at $190. What's that make me?
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A bigger cuck
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Ultra-cuck
We low key need to work out the cuck hierarchy
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* cuck
* mega-cuck
* ultra-cuck
* Cucktimus P... |
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is it confirmed fake?
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Yes
He's using a demo account
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Shkreli called the broker and confirmed account number starting with D is demo account and his account is one.
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Did Shkreli have a livestream somewhere?
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Congrats man. What's it like to have made it?
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I feel happy but money isn't the end all be all for me. I'll be happier to spend this for a good cause and have experiences with friends and family which would truly make me feel like I made it.
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Does he want photoshopped pics of him sucking dick?
Because that's how you get pics of yourself sucking dick
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How do we know the Voss bottle wasn't photoshopped in?
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R/sfwporn
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r/foundthemobileuser
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You have so much money they had to put a comma in between the numbers. Fuck.
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I think his main account got somewhere near a mill
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Main? What’s he running on his main account? An Options Pure?
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Fucker has 2 def on it too. Th... |
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I think I need to switch to RH. These e-trade comissions are raping my asshole.
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Shut up you like it.
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No thank you. Already have over 3k in fees.
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Hey, you gotta lose money to lose money...right?
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That i... |
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My balls actually started to hurt watching this
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The Hyena's bite was measured at 1,100 psi, ranking it as the 6th most powerful bite. They often break/consume bones leaving little to nothing behind of their meal. My general policy is to keep my balls far a... |
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Sometimes I get down on where I am in life and what I'm doing. Did I get the right degree, am I making enough, am I investing right and such. But then I'm reminded that Amazon warehouse workers are a thing and then it cheers me right up. What an utter dystopian existence.
#... |
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Lololol.
Mentally Defective Republican President leading a Republican Congress just nose dived the market and you’re posting your concern that Democrats might be bad for business.
L O fucking L.
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Just because Donald Trump is a fucking idiot doesn't mean de... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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"The mayor estimated that amounts to more than 200 affordable housing units or more than 600 new shelter beds based on current costs."
Man this just sums up todays left. Its not actually about doing good. Its about making themselves *feel* good. They can all go home to thei... |
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is that zendesk?
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Long Zendesk
Like actually though
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DD?
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They're like the Salesforce of helpdesk software
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No I know. I was wondering about a DD on longing them.
Also, it plugs into your CRM (lik... |
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Read the article again dude. Everything they outlined/discussed is all predictions that follow the fundamental concepts of supply and demand. Of course supply will eventually catch up with demand - that's how production cycles work. Micron has even noted this in their quarte... |
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If you're not an old fuck literally seconds from dying, do not ever fuck with fixed income. It is literally retarded and makes me rage that those fucking cunts actually convinced these young people to buy fixed income for a 2% gain after not touching it for 2 years. Jesus fu... |
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I’m still waiting for my reply ticket from last week... I will gladly trust them with my checking and savings account. Fraud or issues/locked account? No worries we’ll get back to you next week via email; if we decide to.
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My wait time on the phone with Fide... |
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Just do it you faggot. Fuck this is a bad post
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Fuck it, just did it.
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No you didn't the markets are closed. Post proof that your order got filled tomorrow or fuck off
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Order is placed for market open
https://m.imgur.com/a/7... |
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Well only 3000 will be deductible
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i have a question about this.
Say i made a million dollars.
and lost it all the next day.
Would i have to pay taxes on a million dollars -3000?
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Go learn reading comprehension and basic math.
1 million... |
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either you're very well off, or very stupid. Actually maybe you're both
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Yeah those are not mutually exclusive
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See Trump
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See guy who took out a 300k loan to all in tesla on Elon tweet
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I though that guy br... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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Imagine how little your 401K was worth if this is what you blew it on
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A base model 2019 Toyota 86 is $26,455. The driver of this is a real autist.
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$26,455 + thousands of dollars in mods...
Still autistic though
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damn all ... |
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RIP
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Will end up being the best decision I ever made. I can stop obsessing daily over this bullshit. Like I said, see you all in a few years.
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How much of your portfolio is this? What type of trade?
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This is my entire portfo... |
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For me it's gambling because I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. Bought some FD $59 MU calls just because I was bored yesterday
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How them gainz homie?
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Actually since I started trading options (about 6 weeks) I'm up ~35% so pretty g... |
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$5 puts in November then...
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Or just buy them ITM with a high delta and get less. Do the math, Your probably buying a decent amount of those contracts with a shitty delta when you could buy a few and increa...
Wait shit i forgot this is WSB
Don’t be a bitc... |
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When you want to cash out, are you going to sell all shares at once or spread it out?
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I’ll do what I always do: Pray it goes up then set a stop loss, delete the app, remove all stock tickers from my devices and relax for 2 months. Maybe somewhere warm this ... |
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That guy actually cost my grandfather his job when he destroyed TWA, which was something of a work of art imo.
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I wonder how much this guy donates a year. From a lot of reading I think he's one of the biggest POS ever to walk this earth.
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I... |
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Fuck....well at least you have balls.
Might not have money but that's ok. You got balls and karma from a bunch of tards.
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Seems like a fair trade to me
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Fuck the karma, I'll buy you lunch if you are in SoCal.
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Nyc, but ... |
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You're missing out on the baghold of a lifetime. Canadian Marijuana stocks are going to boom you autist. APH, WEED, SL, and many more. If you want to get your panties in a twist and possibly buy rope invest in Namaste Technologies at .27. They make e vape reusable pens and h... |
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>took 6 months to review 33,000 emails
>Took a week to review 650,000 emails
Something doesn't add up or maybe FBI has an efficient algorithm specifically to fish out classified emails by Hillary. (Which I assume is the most cost effective way)
Nevertheless the dam... |
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Cash out now before you're down 1000%
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If OP cashes out he's an ultra tard. At this point he better bag hold for a thousand years and beg that he breaks even. No point now in turning these positions into realized loses.
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They are realIze... |
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�� doing ones own taxes ��
Only for the poors
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Hired an accountant for the first time this year. Cost me $1200 but it saved me a ridiculous amount of time and god do I sleep easier.
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My man if your fees were $1200 then you either got your... |
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Stop taking pictures of other people's boats.
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Now you were obviously trying to hurt my feelings. But I am righteous.
But no seriously, I bought this 06' Rinker Express Cruiser 270 with less than 100hrs on it for 32k (they're worth mid 40s in this conditi... |
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It’s under the strike price, calls expire worthless - they do not get exercised. What is he not understanding exactly?
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But if it gets to the strike price you pay the full value. Correct?
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RH automatically sells the contract an hour before e... |
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They're talking about car tariffs. No shit Musk sides with Trump to pressure China to lower their 25% import taxes on US cars.
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So what you're saying is that there isn't free trade in the global market? And the US auto industry has been getting fucked this ... |
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Fuck me for having a job unrelated to trading I guess
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Guess I'm self employed?
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I went with engineer because there are engineers where I work.
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Right? I sit near some of those.
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and they're all idiots who ... |
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Why would you use a shitty groupon doctor for something as important as lasik?
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Re: my salary
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That one guy had botched LASIK and killed himself cuz his eyes were in constant searing pain. Sure you wanna gamble your body too?
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TA is trash though
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Just because you don't understand it, doesn't make it trash.
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> Just because you don't understand it
Technical analysis is easy to understand, because it's targeted at people who can't do math
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Inverse WSB on this one.
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Everybody expects the market to fall based on this. Agree with inverse.
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Too much agreeing, going to inverse you.
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For that reason i'm in, and that's why I am out.
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Markets cou... |
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For context, i'm this guy: https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7kn8g9/id_rather_be_lucky_than_smart_behold_my_dumbest/
BTW, the numbers for my gains are different since the total balance is listed in CAD but the account i'm trading in is USD. The total balanc... |
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A
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237B in cash on hand lmao.
Even if it does dip this beast will just buy another 100B in shares and call up Warren Buffett to tag team the bears.
It's futile. Long it forever without doubt. This company is not going to be topped by anyone anytime soon.
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Th... |
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Glad I did the opposite of what this subreddit was saying.
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I thought that was how this sub worked?
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It will only work until people start posting shit that is opposite of what they really believe in order to try and create some magic "invers... |
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Get a decent $150-200k sailboat. Those things are baller and alot more fun than a motorized yacht for triple the cost.
Then take $100k and use it to beef up the interior, sound system, cocaine stock, and liquor cabinet.
Girls (or guys fuck idk what u do with ur dick) wil... |
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Moves down on an ER beat, fucks around due to option pinning, moves down on an outdated company's bad report. Fuck this stock!
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Which companies bad report?
## Speaker_0: ##
Seagate (STX)
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WTF does Seagate have to do with Micron?
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Its okay, I hedged my position with options on gold
## Speaker_0: ##
I bet thats looking good rn huh
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well I have no idea what I'm doing. I've never bought options before but so far I'm +2.4% on them so thats encouraging.
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Dont they ... |
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had to read this twice lmao
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Ikr?
Quality DD, longing $ROPE asap.
## Speaker_2: ##
Actually you should short $ROPE. If it’s too long you won’t hang
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Source: Your broken legs
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I don't think you win anything for that. T... |
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Is what is on the menu tonight.
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the fact that you clarified your pun does not inspire confidence.
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Stroke me if you don't like it.
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do u like it fast or slow bb
## Speaker_0: ##
You will do it however I say.
## W... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
We won?
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No
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That’s what I thought. China doesn’t give up. Bush couldn’t win the trade wars why would drumpf
## Speaker_2: ##
Because Trump is taking a hardline stance.
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Trump has term limits. Xi does not. Xi can be hardli... |
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This is fucking incredible. The epitome of what WSB aspires to be.
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yeah I always dreamed of making 850 dollars
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Those darn t... |
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Just follow directions, faqqot.
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you're allowed to swear here bud
## Speaker_0: ##
Yea, but the fucking mods are all up in my shit.
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Dude, it's fine to say faggot. See? Nothing happened.
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Woah! I always got the auto bot.... |
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Watching this man unravel over the next two years is going to be both hilarious and terrifying
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Thought I heard this exact same sentiment expressed a million times in 2016.
## Speaker_2: ##
It was true as well.
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No, it objectively wasn't ... |
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Anyone think we'll see $MU back to the pre-stormclouds ATHs in the near future?
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Not long before china is in the game, once that happens its gonna go soaring down.
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China makes cheap knock-offs. In the purse game that can fool people, in... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're way too late on this one. Next you'll be asking how do I get into Netflix.
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Sadness consumes me, I had $5000 in Netflix when it was $38.......
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had? : (
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I sold when it dropped lower, like an idiot. It was a 'tip' fr... |
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split the 500,000,000 into dozens of accounts, real estate, various investments, gold, etc.
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or just into a single FD. you either lose it all or become the richest man alive.
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What is FD
## Speaker_1: ##
you must be new here.
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Committing fraud for purposes of buyback? I love this sub.
To be clear I’m long on AAPL, I just think market is being ridiculous. PE sub 20 and most profitable company on Earth and a quarter TRILLION in cash? Come on don’t have to be Papa Buffet to get on that shit.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can someone explain this sub to me. Please say it's satire
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you know how to read? The side bar says:
This subreddit is not meant to be only for satire and memes.
## Speaker_0: ##
So you people actually think autism is funny and mental retardation is a ... |
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