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Executed at 6:32AM?
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PST maybe?
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yea PST, the dude bought at the dip and sold at the tip, perfectly executed.
we're witnessing greatness, lads.
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I was about a point off from the tip, but good enough for me. =)
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Why can’t AAPL buy out NK and turn the work camps into iPhone factories
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because nobody wants to buy a shithole.
Plus, when was the last time a country was sold? Just because its GDP is ~13 billion, doesn't mean whats within that country isn't valuable. Dud... |
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>What does Tesla have to it's advantage?
Musk said the new model 3 will do 0-60 in 3.5s, fuck yeah ^^^^/s
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Only if u pay $70k option and it has shitty brake per consumers report.
Typical fucking Americans only care so much about 0 to 60 and not so much ... |
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Its okay, I hedged my position with options on gold
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I bet thats looking good rn huh
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Well I have no idea what I'm doing. I've never bought options before but so far I'm +2.4% on them so thats encouraging.
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Dont they ... |
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Weird. I had no idea police entered schools.
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They do. About 40% of schools have police “resource officers” or something to that effect. The worse part is that parents and kids don’t even know that they shouldn’t talk to them. With that said. Many people ha... |
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I feel like any meet up is just going to be a massive disappointment.
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I'm going to need a sign-up sheet for ppl who want to fight me.
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Too accurate
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Are you any good with Excel?
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“Prificient in Exc... |
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Can someone explain the joke to me?
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The joke is that because the government shut down. People will be scared and want to buy gold. Jnug is related to gold's price. It's specificly a 3x etf on gold mining industries
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Watch what happens w... |
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If this ever happened, the law would throw the book at you for fraud.
I just can't imagine how much it would suck to think you've won to only find out you got scammed.
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Meh. If he collected $100 it's not that bad. People pull pranks that cost more to fix.... |
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So, Boston Dynamics is a wholly owned subsidiary of Softbank. I’m thinking that when Boston Dynamics brings it’s robots to market that it will offset every dud investment they’ve made since Alibaba.
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They bought ARM holdings after their Alibaba stake. ARM de... |
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Write that post again but use the market cap instead of the share price and you'll find your answer:
''I know it's snapchap...but 14.85B... that seems good.''
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Explain to retarded me please?
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Just because the share price looks cheap does... |
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Well he's the one putting the brakes on the economy. Of course we blame him for the stock market going negative for the year.
(And yes, we are officially down for the year on all indicies)
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Holy shit, the stock market is not the economy you autismo. The e... |
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I'm losing everything and I want to die :)
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Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:
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Trump impeached, trade war off, Pence is president long the market and short the gays (ticker EQLT for gay-friendly companies - seriously)
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Long Tobacco stocks (PM, BTI, MO) if Pence takes over.
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we're all soooooooo fucked
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Sorry I don't come here often but when I do it's all joke posts. Is this sub just a joke or are there serious discussions?
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You think 3.1 million people come here for joke posts?
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TIL that WSB ... |
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why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
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Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
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How many companies have done that recent... |
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By not repurchasing expiring securities
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Pretty much this - easy example is you get a mortgage and it gets bundled up to with a bunch of others and Fed buys it. You pay your mortgage, Fed takes that payment and recycles the money into the system by buying m... |
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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on credi... |
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Proof or GTFO
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https://imgur.com/a/5Rnxd4Y
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You know what... Fuck it. I'm buying FDs tomorrow. $100 on 6/8 calls, tarket is $13. If I can get it for $0.10 I'll buy.
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You talked me into it. Fuck it. Im in too
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The bigger question is why is he marrying when the dude is rolling in pussy? Three chicks and at least 1 have big tits? Why the fuck would you marry!?
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I’d have a threesome with the two hot ones while sending the financially savvy one or to make money for us... |
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Went from up 50% yearly to 25% this week. Problematic.
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what kind of undiversified garbage are you holding that's that volatile? is your exposure massive?
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541 shares MU
Lots of FB
Tiny bit of SQ
Not very diversified. I cashed out on a bunc... |
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Congrats faggot. How does it feel to have the Dow significantly outperform you?
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You honestly feel cool calling the guy a fag for being proud about his investments? I mean come on, do you have any idea how many people lose annually on investments? Mad respec... |
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Ok Mr. /u/finader time for you to go. How dare you call my friends names. One look at your post history and it’s clear who the ignorant one is. Big-buh-bye to you, loser!
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u/finader made a post with the sole intent of calling people retards and making fun of... |
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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Twitter bans anyone who’s not an extreme left winger.
Question is, how much will this hurt them in the long run?
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The motherfucking President is on there, ban this fool
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They target the little autists https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments... |
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You doubled your 360k, the fuck is you doin holding?
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Testing my luck...
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Yo luck bout to run out homie. You have no idea how much just $1,000 would change my life lmao
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$1000 would change your life?
The fuck?
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10 PE, the fuk
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I literally don't understand what the fuck is going on. Most profitable company, share price is fucking going down faster than the hindenburg.
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Tim Cook has no vision. Picture a great big container ship at sea with 200 Billio... |
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Withdrawal all money now. Delete robinhood.
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I don’t think you’ve been in WSB long enough. There’s no such thing as stopping.
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It's only paper.
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Until it's ~~tendies~~ a Lambo.
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Or ROPE
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Tell me how to short Earth again.
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Invest in Coal
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*clean coal.
„ ... take out clean coal — meaning, they’re taking out coal. They’re going to clean it — is opening in the state of Pennsylvania, the second one.”
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I know thi... |
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Still way overpriced. Whole Foods has their audience, but they aren't going to take on Walmart, Kroger, etc., until they expand their selection to something other than top level organic food. I saw that their Organic Free Range Rotisserie Chicken was selling for $10. I ca... |
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Get ready for recession 2.0. Most of the tax savings by amount are going to the wealthy. You have to look at the total numbers, not the percentage tax savings. Higher income inequality means the majority of Americans will be squeezed even further.
Less money for the majo... |
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DJIA is up 1,086.25 . We are literally living history bois.
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One thousand points in a single day. Just crazy.
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It went up 976 on October 13th, 2008 - an 11% gain. That would be over 2000 points today.
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I hear 2008 was a pre... |
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fuck margins get options
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Options ON margin
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Options on margin to make 3x leveraged ETF plays
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Keep going im almost there
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Options on margin to make 3x leveraged ETF plays that are OTM... |
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Said the billionaire
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Considering shares are under $5, are we sure he's still a billionaire?
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Remember he took 2 billion payout at IPO
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plus 800million bonus for going public
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Imagine if he had bought 2019 ... |
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Now this is a throwback
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It’s on Mobile now!
Old school RuneScape join us!!!
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I want to so bad. It’s just so time consuming to start over again.
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A lot of things you can AFK to train as a member and just exploring t... |
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Reduce your position size and not have that problem in the first place.
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It's the greed, guess that's something to look at.
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1-2% of account size risked on any one trade is a good rule.
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My account is $97k right now, and I... |
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Yes
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I mean, largest single day point drop in history, multiple corrections in a 6 month time span, economic tariffs, oil prices skyrocketing. May as well be headed there.
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Who cares about points, its about percentage
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Tell ... |
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Honestly this is just a bunch of idiots trying to get off the jury.
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Most people try their damnest too. U get paid min wage to sit there watch lawyer bitch for hours. Also u can't use ur phone. 0/10 not fun
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Less than a min wage, $40 a day i... |
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Employees must be getting tendies from mommy in exchange for GBP.
In all seriousness, AMZN has a bad history of treating warehouse workers poorly to the point where it is questionable as to the legality. But, I have no idea if it will ever catch up with them.
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If Trump wants to start a recession because he wants to strike a match against our own industries and get them going again. I fully support it. 100 percent.
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Kind of like how I blow up my trading accounts to get them going again?
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Not exact... |
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Just embrace the situation, same shit is happening in France.
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and the US?
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There's an ama a few posts down to answer that, he thinks ain't shit happening. For an economist he's right. For the stock market I call bullshit, they're gon... |
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tbh their finances and Elon talking out of the side of his neck aside, Tesla's probably the best American made car since the 1960s (when they had an easier market, cause Germany and Japan were recovering from the war)
people want to throw money at "the future"
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The Avalon is the 120 foot yacht of the Toyota lineup
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120 feet ≈ 37 metres
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I posted this over there and it got deleted.
"Wallstreetbets is like the cool kids table at lunch. Speculators, intuition, wisdom, inspiration are only a few words that come to mind. Alot of kids can't hang at that table. I got a feelin a lot of you guys in the, "stocks" c... |
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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Also short 300 shares, https://imgur.com/a/3OxZ4Ob
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Damn ur HABT
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Unfortunately sold 60% of my calls around 2-3 bucks
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Wtf? How come? Oh well... but still fucking juicy.
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No one has ever gone broke taking ... |
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If you had only started with $30k, you would have $300k now!
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2017 sounds like it's going to be fantastic. Happy cake day.
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DUDE! THEN WHEN YOU HAVE 300K YOU'LL MAKE 3 MILLION! Then 30 MILLION! THEN 300 MILLION by 2021! See you on your yach... |
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could you shut the fuck up
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What are you mad about?
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probably this gay post clogging up the sub
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You don't see me whining about your gay stock shorts clogging up the market
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God damn
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You realize you have 2 have a buyer 2 make money
Also just looked up the company. All they do pretty much is invest equity into other companies? boy u wasted ur damn money lol
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So its a holding company, a little bit like Berkshire Hathaway? Just the penny s... |
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He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points.
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Yep and according to him it's the Fed's fault. Always passing the buck.
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TBF the feds *are* a bunch of fucknuts.
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Tell us everything you know about the... |
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Yeahhh, I'm gonna go ahead and say Elon fucked up with this one ��
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He's been getting progressively more paranoid and combative over the past few months. I think the stress is getting to him
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He is clearly losing it. And I dont mean it in a ... |
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Got a link to original? I haven't trolled anyone today. This looks perfect.
Edit: Well that was fun http://imgur.com/a/6BFBD
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/6blfxx/the_us_stock_market_does_nothing_but_enslave/
Get in here.
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3 months later when its sitting at 215 ill buy back.
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Yep. Might even dip below $200. It is April now.
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The fuck does April have to do with TSLA stock price?
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April showers bring May DOWters
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wut
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What's the size of your account?
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IRA? 11k not much compared to my main account
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How much is your main
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its lvl 126. where i do the majority of my merching. probablly has around 2m or so
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There was a downgrade by Morgan Stanley this morning. Check it out.
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You can bet MS sold tons of naked calls
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I know this is speculative but JD had a huge beat yesterday, and this morning they come out with a downgrade. Something is f... |
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I suck at this
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Gotta choose a trading strategy and stick to it. Choose one technique and master it. Master the optimal setup, master the buy in point, master the dell point. I’m still far as fuck from reaching that point, but it’s already profitable (albeit... |
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I'm gonna give you a hint. It rhymes with "leople laking leir lrofits"
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So it should climb after this right?
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I think it should, longer term obviously. However it lost 17% between the open and now and is still up 10%.
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/s ruins troll comments. death to /s
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It's not a troll it's just someone being funny but they HAVE to put "/s" so no one accidentally thinks they're serious and downvotes them, reducing their fake internet points
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when I see /s my funny bone... |
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There are many "types" of ETFs. JNUG, DUST, etc, are Leveraged ETFs.
Leveraged ETFs are basically "Stock Tickers" that measure an underlying Index (JNUG/DUST/JDST/NUGT = Gold, UWTI/DWTI = OIL, etc). All they do is measure an Index, and in case it is a 2 Times or 3 Times lev... |
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From the article:
> The department-store chain said it was making the move based on sales performance.
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> “We’ve got thousands of brands,” according to a Nordstrom spokesperson. “Each year we cut about 10 percent and refresh our assortment with about the same amou... |
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Dread it
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Run from it
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Tariffs still arrive
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Evacuate the calls
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Get this man a MU put.
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I wanted to read any information about the trial specifically but when you google his name, countless hit piece articles overwhelm the search feeds. Nothing substantial either, just sloppy writing and character assassination.
I was able to find out that basically he is bei... |
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Timing the fucking market? WTF you think this is r/investing? We YOLO entire portfolios on possible 5% gains on earnings reports here you cuck
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Yes I probably am. new to wsb and thought i would add some caution to group.
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Welcome aboard m... |
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I'm looking forward to the part where we drill so hard we go back in time tbh
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Trade you 2 sheep for 1 goat
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I trade exclusively in oxen futures
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Feh...plebian. Bison is where it's at.
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The dream
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is to
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be
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like
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Elongated Muskrat
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buy 300,000 shares of HMNY, who’s with me?
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already have a few thousands. Don't.
There is a big shareholders meeting next week though
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So i literally just now dug em up and tried to learn about them and im astonished. 20 mins of reading and ... |
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Fuck the dumbass loan why are you googling if you can overdose on listerine?
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One time when I was a little kid, like 8-9 years old, me and my neighbor decided to go on a hike through the woods behind our house. He said he'd bring something to drink if I brou... |
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How the hell has no one in the entire administration mentioned to this fucking moron how trade agreements sector protections work yet?
I mean, I keep wanting to think he his just massively trolling to get his base riled up, but I really am starting to believe he is just fuc... |
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Difference is that Mercedes-Benz already knows how to build a car, they just need to shove the batteries and motors in it.
Tesla still needs to learn how to build a car.
Edit: yes Tesla fan bois I have been in one, the fit & finish are not up to that of other $100k c... |
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Ok sure but if this big rig is crashing we are taking the other trailers with us (china, EU) and piling up the highway so no one can get by.
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Also a great analogy
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What's more interesting is that the EU left the back of it's trailer open an... |
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Why is RHT sitting at 176 when the buyout us at 190? Seems like it should be higher. Am I missing something or is this a win here?
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Chance of the deal falling through for various reasons.
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that seems like a larger discount than usual for t... |
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Hold on, did you have a walmart call exercised on the 21st?
I guess my question is why did you let it get exercised instead of closing the position or was it due to after hours action?
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Didn't you buy the calls to open? In that case wouldn't the option ex... |
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Just collect dividends with that amount of starting money you could probably collect $7,500+ in cash, plus $7,500 unrealized gains each quarter easily. We’ve had 2 guys in the last week blow more than 100k on options if you want to be the next one tho be my guest
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Best part is, Apple is probably going to miss like he predicted but the overall market will be bouncing off of this dip causing Apple to gain anyway.
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Best part is OP doesn't understand IV crush and even if he's correct in the direction and Apple drops to 11... |
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Seriously, why the fuck did AMD lose so much even though the ER was great? Am I completely retarded?
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> Am I completely retarded?
Say that last sentence with your finger up your nose
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Does my butt work instead?
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Why w... |
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Is this guy fucked?
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Prrrobably. I think he violated the letter of the law but the fact there are no actual victims may work in his favor.
I have a couple friends linked to the law business and they always say juries are unpredictable.
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Fi... |
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How is this even possible?
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Stock is up 31% this week.
The May 18th $22.50 calls are up 1,300% today alone
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It's because of two consecutive days of good news for IQ that the stock is up. Wish I had the balls to buy options yesterday on it.
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The problem with shorting uber is that it’s competition is equally as bad see
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Uber's real competition is Tesla, not Lyft or Didi. The real money is in autonomous taxis and they all know it except Uber's R&D is trash and they're trying to cash out.
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Instructions unclear. All in $IRL.
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good buy
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Buy?
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Buy!
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#BUY!
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$IRL could really excel
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Really excel?
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Amazon, Apple, Boeing, MasterCard, BRK.B
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Amazon, Apple, Visa, Resmed, Brk.B
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What is resmed? I’m piqued.
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Sleep Apnea masks. Jacked up prices from it being prescription only, need replacement parts every few months, h... |
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Unironically this is what we’ve been doing for the last decade.
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Well lets keep doing it then, if I've learned anything it is that when something works it'll never stop working because why would it.
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Right? It’s like they want the economy t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bought puts on MU today. I’ve seen this too many times.
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haha. honestly probably a good move
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I still hold shares and $60 Jan 19 calls, just figure I might as well make some money on the inevitable dip as well.
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5/20... |
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not sure if srs, buying 1000 calls for 13.50 would cost 1.35m.
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So, I would have to pay that? I don't understand...1000 * $13.50 = $13,500?
## Speaker_2: ##
Price is per share on the call option. So you pay 13.50 * 100 * 1000.
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh ok, so w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's why you should only place 25% of your money down if you're buying a dip. Then average down with 40%, then the rest.
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If you have confidence in the play, nut up and buy the price you think is right. If you are just wildly guessing then you are bette... |
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Oh, the reason we have 399k subscribers showing: "CSS fuckery." We inflate that shit more than the government plays up the unemployment numbers.
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It wasn't until 3 weeks ago that i realized that. You want to know why? Because I'm not some pussy that removes... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Watch this subreddit either fill with exclamations of happiness from what SUNE and DWTI do tomorrow or fill with angry depressing posts from becoming bagholders.
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If I become a bagholder of DWTI, I will genuinely be concerned for the market. With all the ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
1) Auto-pilot your 401k contribution
2) Allocate 100% to a Vanguard target date fund
3) Walk away
4) Look like a god damned genius in 20 year.
If you are maxing your 401k and still have money to invest, do a backdoor Roth and go after it. Just don't fuck with the 401... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do you guys think Trump passed ECO 101?
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He has an undergraduate economics degree form the top business school in the country.
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I'm guessing daddy made sure of that. This guy wouldn't have passed kindergarten in a merit based society.
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...or a stock that moves up.
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Nope. Most of the unrealized gain you're seeing isn't from the delta, it's from the vega.
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“Unrealized” - so you havent sold them yet, that could be someone fucking with the pricing. What are open interest volum... |
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Damn $300 whole dollars.
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Post yours faggot
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https://ibb.co/bVgFhd
Nothing crazy but I'm not making a post bragging about it.
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Conclusion: both fags
## Walls1337bot: ##
Correct
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## Speaker_0: ##
He's a good all round reaction.
How much were you short?
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about 3K but genetics and biotech more made up for the loss today. Ended the day, even AH @ +$715
## Speaker_0: ##
Nice bro. I sat this out, 2volitile4me and I don't YOLO that often.
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Ask him if he remembers when GE wasn’t in the DOW
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I remember when GE didn’t even exist at all, and I stood in Varrock begging people to trade with me
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Ayy lmao
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ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ ﾉ Raise ur dongers!
^^Dongers ^^Raised: ^^32689
^^C... |
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DID YOU CUCKS GET IN WHEN I TOLD YOU TO?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yep
Sold out of tesla at a loss (of course it went up immediately after like 3$)
Bought in cvna. Yolo. Up 1500$ now
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I just sold out at 19.68. Imma get back in dis bitch when it dips harder ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Aww, is a real car company jealous of all the media love for Elon?
## Speaker_1: ##
They’re jealous that Tesla benefits from double standards that actual companies could never get away with
## Speaker_2: ##
Why would a start up like Tesla be held to the same standards as ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You joke but if you auto Invested 100 a month into every general fund you hold for your whole life you'd make a titload of money.
## Speaker_1: ##
Wrong sub
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Thought this sub liked [sick gainz](https://imgur.com/a/MCGns)? Also what is more 'this sub' then... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You need to get into options son. Lose and gain money faster. For us autistic folks however we lose faster.
## Speaker_1: ##
18 years old, can't afford to lose tuition money quite yet
## Speaker_0: ##
You can be 18 and have a margin account with options. Are you below?
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What did he say this time? It sinking on all that weeb anime robot shit?
## Speaker_1: ##
pretty sure he said he was gonna buy 20 million worth of stock and the price went up?
## Speaker_2: ##
No he’s issuing $20 mil of stocks to cover the penalty meaning your shares are w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Photoshop skillz on fleek bruhhh
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I began photoshopping memes today 15 minutes after I met my new boss.
Edit: And I did it with MS paint you bastard.
## Speaker_0: ##
Always remember to assert your dominance over your new boss! Piss in his coffee or dro... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If he's releasing it, it doesn't hurt him. Watch it'll screw Dems over.
## Speaker_1: ##
The issue is that they want the whistleblower statement and he's not letting them see it. That's why $SPY briefly went up when he tweeted then went down. So idk let's see. I don't thin... |
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