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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on credi... |
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This is the level of autism I expect from this sub
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They haven't gone broke (yet) but GPRO went from $29 to $100 all the way down to the current level of $8 pretty quick.
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Who would have thought that 99% of people don't have the time and money to afford an action cam/cool adventures
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Think th... |
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A kayak is the most important hedge to have.
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Wish I had a jetski
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I have an extra canoe if you swim by Canovanas.
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I live in Carolina ����
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> I live in Puerto Rico
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/u/User_Simulator /u/SIThereAndThere
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He's stated numerous times he doesn't hold on the things I mentioned above.
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[^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)
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I know we joke a lot, but if you literally tried to kill yourself after a loss, you need to stop gambling with so much, or quit altogether.
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100% this. We’re all here just messing around. It’s not worth impacting your mental health, keep your head up and rem... |
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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Also being a day trader you will have to pay for your own health insurance. Working for someone there are more fringe benefits. I think you need to at least make $400 a day for it to be worth it.
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As someone who owns a business that’s just now really gettin... |
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AAPL, BABA, TSLA.
Genuinely, if these companies don’t have stocks higher than their buy price today in both five and ten years, I would be absolutely shocked.
Buy.
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I see both AAPL and TSLA, TSLA especially, crashing w/in the next 5 years. They still... |
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Idc how determined you are. Who drinks water like that?
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I drink water with my upper lip below the upper lip of the water. is that the right way to do it?
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Nah you’re supposed to have your upper lip above the top of the rim and lower lip... |
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Some pro tips after doing some real anal on this video:
1. Your ball cap better not have a logo on it, and it should be black grey or brown. Something boring af. Red ball cap with a logo, yeah we gon find you. Run and tell that.
2. Your shirt: same as the ball cap: way to... |
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Wait till it hits $8.
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Then what
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Wait till it hits $6.
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Then what
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Buy $RAD
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Sooo, you learn not to ever touch option again?
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Nah brotha, I’m nose diving right back into the shallow end! It was too exhilarating to only experience once.
Once my initial investment was withdrawn, it was all learning from there.
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What w... |
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Dude should have released his stuff months ago. It would still be brought up but any surprises happening in the next few weeks could be a big deal for their campaigns.
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I agree. Both candidates are horrible, but he should've released his taxes and then he c... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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The key is to split a small amount of your paycheck towards your trading account, while also making intelligent plays on stocks. The key to making money on the market and growing your account in the process is to maximize your odds of winning each trade. If you are willing t... |
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I don't get the point or argument they are trying to make. The dollar has less purchasing power but we earn more individual dollars. Everything is basically the same.
With bitcoin, there is a finite number of 21 million bitcoin so its value relative to the dollar is extreme... |
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's people. ... |
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What a dumbass, you're supposed to do small trades over long periods of times and dilute them with non insider trades as well (losses) making it seem more random and less likely for the SEC to catch on.
Fucking amateur
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Yeah you can't really do that thoug... |
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I will probably never buy Tesla shares but if you don’t want this man to succeed you are unamerican
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I thought America hated immigrants
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America is currently the most accepting country when it comes to immigrants.
Off the top of my head, I ... |
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Trump is still short.
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Edit: why does Trump want a recession so badly? Why does he hate the American economy?
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My theory is that he wants to sign a new trade deal before the 2020 elections to have something to run on.
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"The sto... |
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The Arabic in the top right means “mercy” in case anyone was wondering
Edit- the font is weird and kinda grainy so it may also mean “the pleasure” or “the reaction”
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Why can you read that? I'm calling the police.
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*ICE
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*C... |
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Thank fucking God for Alex jones . There's a chance trump might look at this shit and say something in next conference
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How would the stock preferred and Commons react to Trump's conference?
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Chances are astronomical that he might mention t... |
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"X has beaten Y since Z arbitrary date cherrypicked to prove a point!"
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Well i mean its 17 years
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exactly, and look at a 10-year window and it's the opposite picture, and same with a 20-year window
17 years was the peak of the dotcom bubble... |
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After inviting 16 people I finally got AAPL last weekend.
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do they give out amazon stock? lol
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No the best you can get it Berkshire. And they cap you out at $500 worth of free stock.
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forever ever, or deos the cap r... |
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Remember...if it's free you are the product
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Are there ads?
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Google how robinhood makes their money you spoon fed cuck.
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No, you do it and tell me. Fuck head
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They make money on their "gold" tiers. I pay ... |
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"There is 99.99999% chance Tesla is going higher simply due to insane number of short covering and change in investor sentiment. If you want to close your FD's today, do it when $TSLA hits $350."
LITERALLY THIS.
I'VE BEEN TELLING PPL THIS ON TWITTER ALL AFTERNOON.
DO NOT... |
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Not only is the author of this tweet not actually black, but he also lives on welfare. Maybe he should invest his welfare stipend instead of wasting it on drugs.
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This comment is racist but I still agree with it
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How tf is this racis... |
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See you fags in 10 years
https://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Hedge-Fund
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10 years later...
“This failing hedge-fund started as an internet joke, see where they are now”
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All jokes aside I've been toying with the idea of starting a fund.
I alr... |
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Just make more money at the first job.
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Then I have to take on more stress and won’t have as much free time in which to trade. I’ve got a pretty sweet gig going now.
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A second job gives you more free time? I want in on that math.
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Nah, go for Home Depot. Great company, just went down 5% because Sears made a deal with Amazon. SEARS... which by the way went up 10% yesterday then lost 8% today. I'm not saying Amazon won't try to take market share but people aren't going to start buying appliances or 2x4'... |
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I did because i literally lost like $200 I can't fucking believe that Trump would cause this literal mayhem in the markets
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but are you literally shaking right now?
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LiTerAlly1.25%
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I wish had I an ally instead of gambling n... |
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When did you buy these options?
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June this morning and Sept about 3 days ago.
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You eat iv for breakfast huh?
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Almost no IV crush at all for June and Sept calls.
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I dont see why June wouldnt. What other ... |
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Money isn't worth it. You got 660k somehow, you can get it again.
And if you can't, it doesn't matter. You're worth more than some paper.
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Maybe it was inheritance and he's so retarded he'll never make another dollar in his life
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I fell ... |
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Air Jordans Lmaoooo
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You laugh, but /r/sneakerheads (/r/sneakers) legit think that “investing” in sneakers is going to fund their retirement.
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Legit question do people actually pay more for old "rare" sneakers? All of that shit is so mass pr... |
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What insane levels of ignorance
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Democrats became the party of "smart people" this created two major levels of stupid.
-actual smart people on the left have gotten lazy, and think their word is god
-pseudo smarts have come in droves and think the mantle o... |
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> PS, what the fuck is wrong with reddit where none of the comments are visible? smh
Shadowban
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you and everyone else
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Oh weird. Are we shadowbanned? Oh god.
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you are for sure
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CUT MY LIFE INT... |
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How much do you get from the government for your disability?
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So far I owe 200k+ in taxes soo?
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I have no idea how taxation works in the US. How can you owe that much in taxes? You lost money, you are under water for the year, why would yo... |
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A friend of mine is a nuclear energy protester, he has one share of all the current US nuclear energy manufacturer's stock and shows up to ask awkward questions of the CEO about cost overruns and such. He is a known quantity and security even helped him one year by loaning ... |
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We just broke 200 day moving average
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If it closes under we’ll probably see the end of the bull market
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For what reason, aside from technicals on a chart, would the bull market be over?
Leading companies are still growing like crazy and bea... |
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Going on vacation holding penny stocks lmao
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I have been on a cruise for 2 weeks. I can't wait to check on my hmny shares.
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Part of me just wants to buy $10 worth so I can bitch about how I was left holding the bag when MoviePass collapsed
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Wtf are you talking about
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Trump is going to announce the firing of Mr. Dow Jones. Rumor is that he is going to hire Eric Prince to take his place.
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Eric Prince, the founder of Blackwater?
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Can you think of anyone better to... |
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"I don't know how the internet works, so I'm gonna say it's rigged against me".
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He’s not wrong
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He says, providing no reasoning
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investigate it yourself. It's been clear as day for two years
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I’M... |
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$210M/day, wow, that’s a lot of capital to move to skilled labor and/or professionals now that the literal bottom tier of the workforce can be eliminated
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Not eliminated. Reallocated. They don't just disappear. They're still around. Just harder for them to f... |
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I told all you autists to buy oil puts. No you're getting divorced because you spent your kid's college funds
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That’s a win win though. Now you have no money for the ex to take half of.
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This guy divorces!
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I wonder if an... |
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
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I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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This guy owns three houses lmao
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...that's it? How many do Hillary and Trump have? Hope you got Excel handy.
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Who fucking cares. They are all fucking hypocrites, and one of the three is Satan. (I didn’t know Slick Willie was dumb enough ... |
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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This is all fun and games until April 2019 when you have a monthly payment on top of ~$8k in taxes that you didn't plan on. Best of luck OP.
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If OP doesn’t immediately pay off the loan and put away the 8k taxes he deserves to lose everything
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So what's the deal with Robin hood? Do you have to pay a monthly or a sign up fee?
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For the base product, no. For Gold, which provides before and after hours trading and margin, yes; roughly 5% a year in monthly increments.
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Thanks! I always... |
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She's a handsome woman.
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I thought that she was a man for the longest time.
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See, OP, this is why naked women get so many upvotes - If we can see she has boobies and a vagina we know she's a woman, otherwise we're just confused.
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sold 2018 leaps when it was 130 or so...thought the top was in...
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Honest question, why would you sell leaps on NVDA when it has a history of skyrocketing upward?
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It was my first option ever purchased
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Wait, so you purchase... |
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not going to lie i had to dd to see if this was fake
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No way this is real
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My first DD on this sub will be to tell you, it is fake
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What does DD stand for?
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Dad's dildo
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OP
Buy a few puts (only a few hundred each) and see how they treat you. Options aren’t scary if you can manage your risk tolerance.
I think they’re fun, but so is gambling.
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The fucking GUI for TDA options trading looks specifically designed to confuse the... |
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Today were looking at RH so lets just jump right into it.
Theres this killer new app called Robinhood that anyone can use to invest with. Download it drop $100 in then immediately qualify for $10,000 margin and buy up all the Filly D's you can buy. Easy 10 baggers right out... |
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AND HOW DO I GET IN ON IT
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Dis called gambling. Gambling fun fun
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Can confirm. Made 1k in a little more than an hour.
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How can be?
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unpossibru
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I'm fucked! Will lose $100k probably
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Post proof
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It's like his third or fourth most recent comment
https://m.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5hi92s/comment/db0lg6x
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thanks, I didn't really wanna log in after I put m... |
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Hey man. Show some respect for the guy in the chair.
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Let guy bonds be guy bonds
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Get two birds stoned at once.
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Get your ass back to elemental school
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Fuck that's it... you guys are making me re watch it a... |
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Deferring taxes... 401(k), IRA, Pass-Through losses via depreciation (to shield normal income from taxation).
Basically, I was SUPER boring. Index funds only. But because I built up a nice system of saving and was saving taxes, it allowed me to get wild with some risk capit... |
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Macrons marriage is so fucking weird
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I don't trust a president that doesn't have children, got no skin in the game.
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I trust him a lot more than fucking Donnie. Look at that man's kids. Only one turned out okay and he openly wants to fuck ... |
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Now do a study for subscribers to WSB.
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I would be willing to create a poll to see what everyone’s returns were last year if I didn’t think everyone would lie like hell
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Proof in the comment thread or gtfo.
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In my case,
“Consolidate several 401(k) accounts to reduce fees? Nah.
“Insist on using RH’s shit for managing 5 digit portfolio because ‘no fees’. Yup!”
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Watch out, rolling those 401ks into an IRA will affect your basis which will give you a potentially bi... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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Federal prisons are different than state prisons. In state prisons you can get good time and parole and do about half your sentence. Federal prisons you hav... |
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No link to the news? Brexit is still happening
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An MP hasn't been killed since 1991 and that involved the IRA. I don't see this helping the Brexit crowd.
Edit: All you shitheads who can't grasp murdering a member of government in support of your cause is... |
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This company has 3,000 employees lol
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That can't be right. Are they interns?
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They do have interns. They pay well too. Had two friends who interned last summer doing software engineering making $55/hr
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$55/hr internship? I'... |
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Senior financial analyst. I hate my fucking life everyday!
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hey shouldnt you be a billionaire
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Fuck no I make 95k a year never gonna make a billion.
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But do you yolo?
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Yes often on AMD and MU
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Not only did she place this bet, but she placed it at 1/8 odds for a miniscule payout.
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That's what makes in an investment. If it was a huge payout, it would be gambling.
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I just dont see how one could have thought those were trumps odds. Id... |
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I love when people chase 500% gains overnight while I sit here comfy/cozy with my .65-.70 delta ITM calls in volatile blue chips enjoying established up trends making 10-15% a week.
Shit adds up, fam. Fast.
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Care to elaborate more on that? Some concrete... |
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Warren Buffet, an ardent value investor who admits he doesn't understand tech and only buys companies he is absolutely certain of the long term success of, who is sitting on a pile of cash in anticipation of the next downturn is only significantly increasing his position in ... |
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Wait, so should we short the housing market, or Hollywood?
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Why the fuck does the discussion here always go to short instead of long
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The film called the big SHORT. Was an exciting film.
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Easily the best finance film. He... |
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Can someone ELI5 what OP did
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He sold contracts that said he had to buy the stock at expiration of the contracts if SPY were at a certain price. He thought they would expire worthless.
He was wrong. Since the market is so volatile he was "put" the shares, ... |
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Zuck did offer to give up the job of CEO during that one interview... I should have seen the signs.
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Would zuck leaving increase or decrease share value?
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depends who takes over.
If it's Trump, ya
Tom from myspace, no
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This is what happens when you give Raytheon multi-billions in US taxpayer money on no-compete federal contracts.
They hire art majors for diversity statistics.
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I know a couple of defense contractors banned technical interviews b/c they are viewed as sexist... |
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Me
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Too.
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Thanks.
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We did it, reddit.
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This
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It's cuz I bought calls this morning... i'm sorry guys :(
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Bought $32 calls on the dip!
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I feel ya 31.5c oct 5
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$32 10/12 - not playing the FDs anymore!
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That's basically an FD. Should have played it s... |
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Wait until earnings. I don't know wtf is happening to it this morning but I don't see the trend reversing until then.
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Vega is potentially delayed and most investors are probably getting ready to just eat their cake; not to even mention the latest political ... |
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It’s more likely that he was using the casino in Saipan to launder money and get it out of China. Weird way to go about it.
But the gambling story is probably bullshit.
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You know Saipan is already out of China right? And $144m in Chinese money would fill se... |
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his pal jeff epstein raped kids and got off, just par for the course in the American oligopoly
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Trump banned Epstein from Mar a lago, while plenty of democrats were taking the Lolita express.
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yeah let's arrest the democrats along with... |
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| How many fucking times do they need to tax the same money?
But it isn't the same money, it is money earned using your money that they tax. Plus it is the government, if they can't make money from it, why allow it to exist or be available?
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What th... |
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Post your position.
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18250 shares of XXII @ $2.44
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F
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A
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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I just went all into this on a whim yesterday. Lost everything.
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Lost everything? Not if you liquidate. Better to lose half than everything.
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True, I can't even sell anything on the robinhood app yet. Might just hold because the company sho... |
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Best fucking movie ever
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Christian Bale as Michael Burry/ u/MrTrader1 was amazing.
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How come no one likes /u/MrTrader1 ?
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Because he invests in water now.
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So is he just stocking up on bottled water f... |
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Lowes and Home Depot are good long terms. I wonder how/where the new CEO will take Lowes, they need to step up their DIY game to compete with Home Depot. Lowes has the best tutorials for DIY shit but Home Depot prepackages the shit and you just buy it (for more money than th... |
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well ill be damn, i was about to sell my sino shares at closing!
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I got in at $6.70 and then took a loss not wanting to hold it, fuck me.
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I'm bagholding 50k $NM I bought at 2.22 so I'm going to sleep... ... well :*(
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O... |
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First money pours into government bonds and other safe-havens like the yen and precious metals.
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Futures on the euro dollar as a play expecting the fed to drop rates. You want calls on CME:GE for those brave enough to time the market.
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> So I'm hoping my Feb 16 puts will profit
Great post.... Fuck China. You know how easy it is for a retard to join Netflix? You can sign up in less than 5 minutes and start streaming movies. It costs less than $10/month , compared to cable plans that are over $100.
Buy... |
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What did that dude use to write the sign with? I always wondered.
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He probably used his dominant hand.
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No I meant the physical thing he wrote with
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Some kind of a marker held in his dominant hand.
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Was ... |
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They already lost south east asia to local startups. Future looks grim for Uber and hope they can learn from their mistakes
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What about europe? How are they doing over there?
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A lot of countries banned it some time ago to protect taxi indust... |
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Yet all you faggots were crying in March about the dreaded trade war
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Lesson: Keep your political hate for Trump away from your money.
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I've been telling people on WSB to do that for 2 straight years. Reddit is full of retards though.
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I bought them yesterday Lol.
Reeee
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God damn dude that's some good shit. I'd tell you to sell but I kinda want to see you get a 10 bagger
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Yea I had 100 contracts in the beginning already offloaded 60..
Proof : https://imgur.com/a/0Uy0... |
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I sell jewelery and I have to agree with the statement that millennials aren't buying medium/high end diamonds. Many of them are still living with their parents, crushed by crippling student loans. Those that can actually afford it seem to prioritize the down payment on a ca... |
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China might launch the petroyuan backed by gold later this year so it seems like a solid bet.
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Backing currency with gold is stupid and wont be a thing no matter how hard libertarian idiots want it.
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How is that stupid? U.S. currency used ... |
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DD: Got the sauce a day early, had to bypass the fat homosexual highschool employee trying to deny me the sauce packets. Sauce is ginger soysauce, and it's gross. Who the fuck eats tendies with ginger soysauce. When everyone finds out tomorrow the hyped up sauce is horseshit... |
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wtf are you trading? Where are you getting your dd?
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I just troll around on here and... Wait for it... Stocktwits (I know i know) looking for tickers that people are bullish on. I do pretty close to zero research and just go for it.
Typically penny stocks... |
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Lol longfin
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20%?! what the absolute fuck. Somebody is squeezing hard
EDIT: 50%. God has left us.
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when do you think it will pop?
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You have to understand (that the CEO is probably pumping the stock by buying thousands of s... |
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Thanks for convincing me to cop some 65c Jan leaps yesterday dad.
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Well done, son
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Plot twist: is Marty secretly the mortal manifestation of WizDaddy?
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does WizDaddy only spit out $MU Jan $65c & $70c?
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It still blows my mind that Apple can get away with some impressive engineering fuck ups and no one gives a shit. If Tesla had a slight to chance to not charge, they would be railed against for weeks.
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One big difference between Apple and Tesla is that Appl... |
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