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Those people are struggling to build the financial stability needed to raise a child and you told them they're fucked when you could have told them to quadruple that $40k in a week by downloading Robinhood and buying JNUG. You deserved to get banned.
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I've m... |
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Quit trading til you figure out what you did wrong. You’re just going to keep throwing good money after bad money trying to make up your losses. Everyone has had to take a hiatus at least once to get their mind right.
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I'm a fucking idiot and go all in on &l... |
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Does this mean, no more tweet threads?
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Yes.
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No it doesn't
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Ok sorry
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Tweets move the market. Yet Twitter stock doesn't move much...
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Because Twitter can’t monetize their own platform ev... |
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T12 halt my boy, shits gonna go crazy. Or we wait a long time
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https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2018-61
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Holllllllllyyyyyyy shit.
We're fucking golden
Edit: I knew this was a shit company, but fuck. Selling unregistered shares and wir... |
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I’ve got $55 calls with 7/20 expiry. How you like my chances?
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I have zero interest in options and don't have any grasp on them. Whether the price will touch $55? I like the chances of that and put a lot of money behind it
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> I have zero ... |
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im a huge pussy and sold a 172.5 apple call the day after earnings for +30$ ...
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I sold my $170C’s as well. Just bought 190’s and 185’s this morning
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you bought more than 1 call? if you need your car washed or something im your man
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Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
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Been saying this for years lmao. Plenty of chicks post their pic and a sob story about needing help for bills or college and people actually donate to that shit.
They use the money for whatever ofcourse.
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Yeah, record profits from parks
Record profits from movies
Record profits from ABC and Disney channel
ESPN is okay
<<STOCK CRASHES>>
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ESPN is 40&#37; of Disney's ENTIRE revenue. It's no joke. If ESPN has been doing bad enough the stock wi... |
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someone on /r/Music said it makes sense that they're dating because she was a STEM major in college for a couple years before dropping out
this fucking website sometimes, I swear to god
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> this fucking website sometimes, I swear to god
...which fuck... |
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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As you can see I'm clearly a good son and financially responsible
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No you're a spoiled bitch, i have half of my college paid for with scholarships, I'm a good son, and I'm paying for the other ha... |
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Goodnight sweet wheelchair prince
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I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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The second one is basically people bitching about their shitty life situation and then blaming it on capitalism. Lots of "Long live communism, ... |
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Trump offering US farm subsidies, shows he’s serious about tariffs.
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We already have a lot of farm subsidies, right?
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Yes, and they are entirely ineffective. They should have been eliminated years ago.
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Hey fucker some of u... |
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if people knew the true meaning of the bull then the literal symbolism is feminism standing in the way of economic progress
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To me its a girl standing in the way of corruption and total ignorance that a bull market brings on.
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Q: So how do you become a day trader?
A: Bro you just buy like 10 monitors and put graphs up
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"Day trader's are losers who can't get a real job in finance." - Warren Buffett
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/r/WSB are gamblers who can't become a day trader
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breaking up Berkshire Hathaway? that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard, and to think I was going to vote for bernie
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Almost as dumb as voting sanders.
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hey man, free college bro
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Thank god the socialist is... |
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Already up +$400 gonna start calling hourlies Faggot’s Ecstasy.
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motion to approve
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Seconded.
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All in favor?
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Taxman begs to differ
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Yoloing to Puerto Rico!
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PR pays US taxes tho. I think you mean Costa Rica
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Nope, not if you do Act 20 and 22. You pay zero cap gains and only 4% taxes on income. Of course long term holdings have I... |
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TIL a lot of people need to take some macroeconomics courses. Trade wars are bad, deficits != debt, and treating trade deficits as a zero sum game means we aren't consuming.
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Yeah, no real economist would say trade deficits are inherently bad. You cou... |
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Highly recommend getting into derivatives as a new investor
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Okay I’ll look into it thank you!
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This guy has the right idea, all in options for quick tendies.
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Don’t care if it’s quick or long term I’m just sick of student... |
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I’m a retard is this bad or good?
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Depends whether you think the Fed printing 60 billion dollars every night is a good thing or a bad thing. More money for everyone! I say why stop there. Let's print a trillion.
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It's the easiest way to infl... |
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The dudes in that thread make me cringe. If you back test the dumb fucking "lazy" portfolio by bogleheads, which is essentially 50/50 stocks and bonds, you'll massively, like massively as fuck, under perform the S&P. Even during a recession the S&P recovered faster a... |
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All this effort and I didn't even promise you maple syrup. I only had 50 shares and you're all carrying on like I took out a second mortgage. Can't tell if you're easily trolled or just drama queens. I was having fun though don't care if you're mad. :)
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FEEL THE MARKET
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Numbers are for faggots, the only things that matter are my feels.
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B...but...muh snarky regressive slogans https://m.imgur.com/gallery/DuaehfE
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It means fuck *your* feelings, but their feelings mean more th... |
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Lol I never even been on that sub, although I do go to r/investing a lot. Which is worse?
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investing is like... buy one stock of P&G hold until your 80. Good job you are rich now.
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and /r/stocks is like this sub, except they're more r... |
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You ok u/theycallme1 ? Need a foot rub?
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I don't not need one.
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Need something else rubbed??
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Always.
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*rubs your elbows*
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Lower
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*rubs your forearms*
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i bought atm puts.
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How much per contract?
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http://imgur.com/a/47dMD
Guess I only bought one. I was planning to buy more. And AMZN. IDK man, its 6:30am on the west coast when the market opens, i'm usually trading in my sleep. :/
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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there's a bunch of betas o... |
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lol it's the typical Friday red wedding, ain't nobody hitting calls at the end of the day, I'm watching all mine expire worthless today because I'm a POS and couldn't sell at market close yesterday and make a few bucks.
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you wish, mine are ITM (165)
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This is actually false
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Even if it isnt. His name is everywhere and he became president, and one of the most famous one at that. Id say worth it.
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This. As much as I might dislike the guy, and you can hold everything against him, at the end... |
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hmm maybe we should actually organize a pump and dump
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i mean another pump and dump, besides AMD and NOK
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I mean, there's a company that I know of that's significantly undervalued, and currently OTC-pink, that I'd love to post about just to ... |
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rocket already left a month ago when this was in the high 20s
amd is the place to be at now
if it follows the same pattern as previous earnings
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thats true, but one can still hop on and ride it out for at least 2 weeks.
In AMD, I have much more than in... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shouldn’t g... |
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Probably kill myself. Bagholding my 4/13 SPY puts.
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Suicide or ban?
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Not the kind of autism tolerated here
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Damn... I need to get better at autism. Does anyone know where I can pick up some MMR vaccines?
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ELI5 please?
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If you owned XIV or SXVY all your money is gone in 1 day pretty much. Credit Suisse the issuer of XIV may be paying you back anywhere from 4.22$-.87cents per share.
It was at 130$ a share a few days ago. Shorting Volatility is best described ... |
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Idc what anyone says, side by side this shit does not taste like meat lol
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When the cows all have BSE and are banned for giving people brain cancer, you won't be able to do a side by side comparison and won't be able tell the difference.
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Oh... |
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Lol just in time so they can have us buy back in and get cheap puts and then tank it again. No thanks
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Who hurt you?
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Don’t even get me started
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Where did the MMs touch u?
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Everywhere
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250k, robinhood account.
Why are you not a mod?
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I have about $370k on there which will be about $450k tomorrow when I close out my options. Why is it bad to have that much money in Robinhood?
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> $370k on there which will be about $45... |
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Gotta give this shitty chart time to update bucko
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No just look at where the line is dumbass
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Lol I’m not trolling, can you explain?
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His portfolio opened down but you can't see that because it resets daily but then rose th... |
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He's partially right.
Diversification can be a great hedge (if done correctly)...but at the same time, if you have a specific edge, you shouldn't diversify and focus on what you're good at.
For example:
I know I'm profitable at trading futures...definitely more so than... |
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Mods fucking look at this paid for shill comment section of DNC/Soros trolls. I know wsb is not this politically left leaning and the replies of typical snowflake, muh Russia, muh bots is sad. Censor this shit and find the paid for posts I’m sick of this /r/politics bullshit... |
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No one else *except members of Congress. Insider trading by those mofos is still technically not illegal
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I thought Obama made this illegal with the STOCK Act?
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Not familiar with that bill but if you don't think Congress is insider trading t... |
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I'm not a chemist but I'm pretty sure that's not how science works.
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I'm a chemist
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As a chemist you have to know those two are completely different compounds.
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If course they are completely different compounds.
But they... |
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I hope he lowers the corporate tax rate very fucking soon and just shuts the fuck up about marijuana and building a pointless wall. Don't crash the economy in your first fucking year Trump, launch it to the fucking sky and let it explode majestically.
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Calm... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/2007scape
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Lol, to be a fly on the wall in the home of one of the adults who obsess over th... |
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when was the last time a company went up 400% without stopping on nothing but vague rumor
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What's the rumor? 400% is correction for an undervalued to shit company. I can attest the products and software deliver and it's only going to be more clear over the... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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All students in Sweden should max the student loan no matter what. Its essentially free money for a down payment on a home. But you have to pass the courses ... |
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Shit's bad when even the libs want the 50s back.
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Lol libs controlled everything back then. The post-war boom is a result of liberal, Keynesian policies.
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That's a stretch. It had more to do with the US having the only industrial base lef... |
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Debating VIX calls.
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Playing volatility can produce some really good returns, but tomorrow is not the day to play it. Hear me out -
Tomorrow is a flip of a coin. Nobody knows. Friday, however, the much expected Jobs report is arriving. You know there will... |
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Good job.Time to get a job and fund the option gambling addiction like us.
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Oh I only did this after signing my offer letter.
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The fuck is this kind of responsibility doing in this sub?
(Grats on the gains man)
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Lmaaaao at... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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So, I have a rule where I don't short bezos or musk, but cuckerberg is very close to being a 3rd on the list. I however will bet on the whole sector falling, so I bought a 182.5p 7/27 at close. looking forward to see where the bid/ask ends up in the morning.
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Isn’t this a wash sale? I still don’t understand a wash sale and have like $3k in losses that’s not being deducted from my gains this year.
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It helps wash away the pain of losing money if thats what you mean.
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It’s actually the exact oppos... |
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If it doesn't pass it sounds like mast is going under, which would make me happy considering how prolapsed my asshole still is....
Thoughts?
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Real question here: Should I get out of this meme stock? I've been in for a while, but just just got in a couple da... |
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33k in Robinhood....
*A WHOLE NEWWWW WORLDDDDDDD*
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At least his portfolio diversity is pretty solid.
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100% diversified.
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You mean like a *cuck*?
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NK: We blew up our test site and dismantled it.
Trump: kthxbye
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So what. Pakistan only tested their weapons once. Israel never tested. You at most need a single test to validate a design.
The goal has always been denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. ... |
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Have a 4.0 from here on out and make it into a target school, that's your only chance m8. Unless you do that don't even worry about the rest
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I have one C, one B, and the rest are A's
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No hedge fund for you.
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For real?
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What a scumbag tho. He’s saying that but you know he’s got millions in a vanguard
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For suuure
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Hey be seen this and indefinitely support high volatility stocks, but if you don’t keep atleast half of your money in low volatility, long t... |
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[He outright admitted he's playing with the house's tendies. ](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/20/trump-were-playing-with-the-banks-money-on-markets-gain-since-el.html) The problem is I don't know if everyone has tendies in the garage freezer that can be played (e.g. 31% portfo... |
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The market is like on coke, everything is GETTING BETTER AND HIGHER.
When will the comedown even begin?
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If a company posts an earnings loss and weak guidance, yet the stock goes up, it's bear time.
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The problem is that monetary policy sinc... |
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Whatever happened to that dude who made this? He was making the best shitposts all year then vanished.
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Had a comment chain with him yesterday on Nvidia. He’s still here just not posting GIFs
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He's a mod here. This is from the great meme war... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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lol
Your numbers are almost exact. First position was $24.88 for 40 shares. I'm not really crying over it. All this drama over such a tiny bit of mo... |
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Why would you go to jail if you lose everyone’s money? Just blame it on a Rogue Wave.
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Yeah I think you'd just be considered a bad investor right?
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if i lose peoples money, i go to jail for investing others money without my company being l... |
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Why can’t AAPL buy out NK and turn the work camps into iPhone factories
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because nobody wants to buy a shithole.
Plus, when was the last time a country was sold? Just because its GDP is ~13 billion, doesn't mean whats within that country isn't valuable. Dud... |
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Buying bamboozle puts
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If the chances of bamboozle are high, you probably want to buy bamboozle calls.
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that would make too much sense
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This is wsb after all
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From a thread in /r/bitcoin
>You should be happy when the "price" of Bitcoin in a particular fiat currency falls. This is a discount sale for you. The value didn't fall 10%, you got a 10% discount on some new bitcoins.
This is quickly approaching WSB-levels of mental... |
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Okay, stupid questions. But are these his actual tweets? I’ve tried to find some but can’t. If so, Elon is my fucking homie.
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just checked, this is a real tweet. Go to twitter, his account and then hit tweets and replies. You wont find it under tweets.
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Why did you buy calls for a strike price nearly 50% higher than the stock price has been at any point in the last ten years? Is it because those were the only calls you could afford after you spent what your Mom gave you on fun dip and anime?
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Hate anime. I ... |
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A profitable company that's reducing overhead and models not doing well and you dumb fucks are buying puts...
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I fucking love this sub. It's so full of unintentional humor. You're absolutely right, though.
Another good one is everyone freaking out about t... |
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All you degenerates calling this a dumb move don't grasp that Disney is a content machine, they also have sports. Undercutting nflx price point with their content would lead to much higher profits than the royalties they get from nflx.
I view this as an hbo type channel, ma... |
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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All i can think of is the dude who borrowed $200k+ to buy Tesla shares waiting for the $420 buyout
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If he's not a weakhanded chode, he going to make a fuck ton of $$$ after 3Q earnings.
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One would think you would be tired of being so wrong w... |
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To be fair Azure is fucking amazing, Microsoft has the better cloud platform.
That said Daddy Bezos is insanely diversified and has a stranglehold on e-commerce
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Naw as a dev, aws is the best, most documented, easiest to use cloud provider. Msft is for reta... |
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Respect to that guy. He is man enough to BTFD while all wsb were just making fun of him. Press F to respect that great man.
Edit: I remember that guy bought many 175 170 and 180 August July call , So he is probably swimming in the sea of hookers and too busy at fking pussy... |
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NFLX is an unstoppable force
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Are you still holding your 100k short?
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Yeah it's painful
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Holy fuck why
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What kinda car, what state, what age
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2016 Cadillac ATS (black), Nevada ( I plan on getting the blue on white plates) & the car is 2 years old but I’m 22
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Should have gotten a beater Civic and put that insurance savings in 7/20 $90s.
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Spy puts are a waste, it can only move so much and they're expensive. You need to start researching companies that are way overpriced, and find a few that have cheap options. I'd buy puts that expire in January way out of the money for like $.10 a pop. You want an extreme le... |
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AAPL, NVDA, tech and more tech fucking buy up everything.
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okay thanks I bought 45 NVDA
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Free monies?
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nope just lost $80. I'm out
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did you really sell? lol
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yes. i bought at 160.79 and... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Microsoft
Amazon
Google
Berkshire Hathaway
Facebook
Johnson & Johnson
Alibaba Group
JP Morgan
Exxon Mobil
Visa
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MU
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Lol AAPL could buy 7.6 MU's, straight cash. I can't even buy a damn Buick straight cash. Wow.
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I don’t understand, what is so bad about Robinhood? I know it’s an app or service, but how does it screw you over?
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*stares into eyes.... let's out a sigh* gtfo
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Are you serious? What did I do?
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This is not the subredd... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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I was promised gains
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Statistically, the economy does better with Democratic presidents than with Republican...
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Because massive govt spending stimulates the economy.
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this tax cut is massive government spending
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A
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S
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P
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E
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G
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R
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wow I'm unbanned from me_irl
edit: oh this is wsb...still banned from me_irl
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Send them a modmail if you're just blocked by the karma restriction, they'll unblock you
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No I got banned for a specific comment
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send them o... |
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Every time you think, "Should I buy a call?" Buy a put, and vice versa.
Or at least tell us what you're trading, and we'll do the opposite.
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I've been doing that, looks like I will [stick] with my initial gut feeling.
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Need more gut f... |
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Fake and gay
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[https://imgur.com/a/BQphNdn](https://imgur.com/a/BQphNdn)
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History of paper trades is still paper trades
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Schwab doesn't have a paper account.
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Yeah, I'm new here. So what? Go fuck yourself
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Hi new guy. Let me introduce myself. I'm the ban-happy mod.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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If I understand this place correctly, I think my next line is:
"YOLO! Go fuck yourself anyway"
If I'm incorrect in my ... |
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Futures are open.
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Sorry—equities and bonds are closed.
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I don’t play futures, personally, but it still gives my OCD something to check.
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Eurofag here, made cool profit trading NASDAQ turbo warrants (bought at 1.03 on Friday... |
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this is a bad thing. nvda recently said to stores please stop selling to miners. cards are hitting 2x the price aftermarket.
thats missed gains nvda could have, and its angry core users (gamers) who dont have cards and might have to find another brand.
these founder edi... |
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we're due for a crash, a big one, late 80s it happened, then dot com, then the obama incident in 08/09, now the debt has reached critical mass. there's no conceivable way to pay it off, and the shit is going to jump off a cliff. buckle up.
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> ...obama... |
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Yeah, record profits from parks
Record profits from movies
Record profits from ABC and Disney channel
ESPN is okay
<<STOCK CRASHES>>
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ESPN is 40&#37; of Disney's ENTIRE revenue. It's no joke. If ESPN has been doing bad enough the stock wi... |
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Those pants alone are a crime.
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\>Autism
\>Sense of fashion and basic ironing skills
Pick one
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He's autistic?
I think he has his moments where he has a good sense of humor but I don't agree with jacking up the price on something... |
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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That’s more than 85% of americans have in savings...
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Her family is wealthy and lived in one of the wealthiest districts in new york
If I was born into a wealthy connected family and only had 7 stacks id be a failure
My inmigrant barely speaking english gi... |
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Sold JDST yesterday at a loss and bought JNUG at 10.58. Been riding ever since.
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In JNUG since Friday at 9.93... Hoping the down trend stops and we keep going up.
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Gold is still reacting to the dollar. The relationship looks like it is fi... |
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This is giving mixed emotions.. Vanguard account, but YOLO'ing on AMD.
Good shit.
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ELI5: What is wrong with a Vanguard account?
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Vanguard is for the pussies over at /r/investing.
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Okay so what you are saying is that it... |
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Yup. 3 monitors though, 1 for shitposting 2 for work
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Does your employer care? Just wondering lol I hear stories like this all the time. Guess its dependent on company culture?
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I have similar setup as /u/skolve
I work from home though as ... |
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