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They lose 350M per QUARTER. In 2017 they lost 3.5 BILLION, that's 20% of their market cap. I really don't understand how their ARPU numbers went up that much this quarter and how they showed good subscriber growth. Christmas is always a popular quarter for them but still, da... |
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You know there's some law in Detroit where you have to get any purchased house like this up to code, which can cost up to $100k. I researched this route a while back when I was looking into retiring in Detroit at the age of 25. You'd be much better off buying a rickety house... |
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We did it ! we won the war , let's get ready for next weeks war.
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We only won the battle son. War far from over.
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Auto sales way down, record defaulting of loans, currency tanking, and huge amounts of reserve ratio loosening (lower regulati... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Uh aren't buying ETFs as a long term hold super common lol
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Does it decay or fuck me like options? Honestly why doesn’t everyone own this etf?
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Holy fuck you’re a true autist. You at least somewhat understand options, one of the more compli... |
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That dude deleted his post, I was going to follow up and see how he was doing
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Yeah I couldn’t find It this morning either. But PAM has the most option volume so I decided to go with that.
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So I've watching a bunch of the stocks that were su... |
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Pounded? You’re down like..six dollars
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$70 in 1 hour, actually.
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Lol.
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I'm 22, this is my life savings and I'm about to go traveling for all of 2018. It's a bad time to lose money.
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You sound like you ne... |
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Judging by your title I don't think you understand phrasing.
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What do you mean?
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Typically turning 4K into 367 isn’t a good thing.
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But I'm doing quick day trades, not long term investments. I thought it was decent for day... |
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Surprised he came back voluntarily. They are going to bury him.
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He should have pulled a john macfee...
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What would creating antivirus software do at this point tho??? ^/s
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Afford one the ability to live out scat fetis... |
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With all the "Bern" users, not a fucking chance.
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Those kids are delusional thinking Bernie would "change the world". They have no idea that the President is just a puppet to the people behind the scenes. None of his ideas would ever pass.
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welp, wiped out my 15k account. it has been good ladies and gentleman
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In the last 6 months I've been up 40k, and now back down 40k.
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Now I just wanna kms lol
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Money comes and goes, but suicide is permanent.
[National Su... |
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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Not exactly. My current theory is that this sub is split 50/50 against Trump, and when one side looks better they speak up and the other side shuts up ... |
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Looking at the 5-year chart of NVDA is insane....
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I sold a 1,000 shares of it at $14. AMA
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How did you get brain damage?
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Before I became a woke faggot, I saw $14 on a stock I paid $9 for, and Warren Buffett would take them... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
bloomberg is the only platform worth using.
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says the kid who used it once in a finance lab.
## Speaker_0: ##
my bad. forgot where i was.
robin hood is really the 2nd best app next to bloomberg. its got no commission fees. its got no worrisome and risk... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's some sweet risk taking. Congrats man.
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My rule is to scalp with roughly 1k.
That keeps my risk limited, and Im willing to give up on a scalp if it starts going against me.
Thursdays are particularly good for scalping due to decrease/decay in optio... |
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Found this sub for the first time today. After Muskies NYT interview, I was compelled to make this and post it here.
Think I'll fit in with all you ~~retards~~ strategic investors?
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Tldr nytimes interview?
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Elon cried to the interviewer ab... |
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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What happened? Is it just more dilution?
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http://www.citronresearch.com/citron-exposes-dark-side-spotify-ftc-will-take-notice/
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Can I get a TL;DW? I'm at work.
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Citron research is bashing the stock. They labeled the video wr... |
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The options have crazy IV. Thats a no for me dog.
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Buy shares!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Shares are basically a glorified ally savings account.
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Explain that to my 400 shares IQ at $17
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Congratulations on the used 2007 Camry... |
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FB ain't no MySpace mate - online advertising growth YoY has always been minimum 15% (if not more) for last many years and the amount involved is billions of $$.
In this %age growth that I speak of, every year, for last few years 99% of the growth is attributed & assigne... |
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So they basically sold naked puts on German interest rates in exchange for a 2% max return on their principal? This is like the retarded inbred child of r/wsb and r/investing.
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To be fair they placed their bets before anyone even thought we could theoretical... |
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I bought a month of Survey Monkey to do this, so if you guys want more of these polls let me know any possible ideas.
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The guy in the last thread said you should use Google surveys. Apparently, it's free and unlimited responses. I've never used it, but mayb... |
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Changed my positions from ITM weeklies to OTM 330s and 1/19 400s and a few other strikes. Looking for another bump from deliveries tomorrow.
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You can’t have just rolled this.
You beautiful, stupid, bastard.
Godspeed.
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If they i... |
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If you just delete your account you won’t have to pay
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i will try that
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Tell them you're colorblind and you thought green numbers meant gains
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Wait the numbers can turn green?
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Only if you're colorblin... |
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There are, just not in tech.
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Yeah, I'm up 4% this past week.
## Speaker_0: ##
That's impressive. Half my portfolio which was non tech is doing well, the other half tech is ugly. But I am buying down here for the next move up.
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Actually ... |
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globally, ... |
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Please let the DNC make this little sperg a centerpiece in all of their campaigns this year
## Speaker_1: ##
That's one way to rally Republicans
Might even get mr orange man himself re elected
Fuck
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he personally convinced me to pickup another gun lma... |
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I called the police for a non-emergency one time. After not showing up for a few hours, they called me and said they can’t find my house and I must have given them a fake address. After I verified my address and gave them landmarks in the area they eventually arrived at my h... |
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There’s a shit ton of negative reaction regarding BFV. As big of a hit this might be, letting BFV flop would fuck them worse. If they manage to half fix half the issues it’ll be worth the push.
If this is anything like the “backlash” from the Battlefront 2 debacle, just w... |
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Serious question - What’s the difference between options and FDs (and yes I already googled FD)
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Faggy delights expire within a few days
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So basically FDs are weeklies?
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You can still buy weeklies a month out
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You just need to fucking stop. You don't know enough to be throwing around that much money.
I have to believe that you're paper trading since you're far too impulsive to have ever earned a quarter mill to waste.
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I wouldn't call being born rich "earning"... |
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Why didn't you tell us ahead of time?
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cuz the people who pay for my trade alerts would leave if they knew it I was posting it for free. (downvote me you cheap cucks)
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What's ur website dude
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lemonparty.org
just dm me
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Not gonna lie though this scene was powerful as fuck.
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what movie?
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Interstellar. Worth a watch if you haven't seen it.
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Was this after the kaboomy on their big ship?
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It was him watching the vide... |
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“This affects men’s careers” “that’s a price we are willing to pay” “this affects women’s careers” “unacceptable!!!”
## Speaker_1: ##
Right, because for the most part, it's women getting harassed and assaulted by men, not the other way around. Did you really think this one ... |
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>this is the dumbest investment community I've ever fucking seen
Obviously hasn't stopped by here.
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People on here are fucking stupid in general but sometimes some assholes goes full YOLO and gets dope gains.
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This sub is a mix of peopl... |
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Did you close the position yet though?
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Hell no. She’s just gettin warmed up.
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Relevant username. Don't be a fool and lock some of those gains. Or don't and regret it down the line.
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My autism prevents me from selling
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lol it's the typical Friday red wedding, ain't nobody hitting calls at the end of the day, I'm watching all mine expire worthless today because I'm a POS and couldn't sell at market close yesterday and make a few bucks.
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you wish, mine are ITM (165)
its hi... |
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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No one else *except members of Congress. Insider trading by those mofos is still technically not illegal
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I thought Obama made this illegal with the STOCK Act?
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Not familiar with that bill but if you don't think Congress is insider trading t... |
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SNAP tomorrow
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There’s just no fucking way though
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Tellin ya
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I feel like I should go against my instincts and trust you
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It's a rocket....but likely the same one that was strapped to the Challenger shu... |
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The best thing to start is buying MU $90 july call. Free money
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I am listening if you care to expand on that. I am looking up MU now.
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Its an inside joke don't buy MU calls with a strike price of 90 its lighting money on fire.
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## Speaker_0: ##
So you make like $50k a year working for retards?
All in meme stocks. Definitely don't use it to advance your skills so you can earn more than a public school teacher working for a company with a real payroll system.
## Speaker_1: ##
He said twice this month, which means h... |
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What app do you use to make these memes?
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Adobe Photoshop my guy
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The man disrespecting your skills. Thinking it's just some app you download from app store. Hahah noobs
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You could do this exact same thing in paint also.... |
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everything is up. wtf happened? did a bunch of economists lied to us? trade wars are good for everyone?
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The market is run by the people with money. The people with money got that way by not being retards, specifically that means being able to spot fake news... |
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Hmm I have never misplaced $7k before but ok
## Speaker_1: ##
My dad misplaced around 20k. He got a physical share of Apple in 1990s as a graduation gift and just recently cashed it.
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That's amazing how big is your account now? Are you a fucking millionai... |
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I’m sending this to my accountant to see if it’s a good strategy for me or not
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Let me know how it goes for ya!
## Speaker_0: ##
[He said no](https://imgur.com/a/v8nBfS7)
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Who needs dave when you have trustworthy people on WSB to lis... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sinking putts and banging sluts
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throwing 'bows and bonin' hoes?
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skipping classes and tapping asses?
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burying the rail and throwing the tail?
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Killing a hooker and having sex with her dead body?
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Every fucking day with this shit
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I'm gonna keep posting about my love for Lisa as long as she keeps making me money
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Remember when AMD was $3 and every cuck and their brother spewed vomit about useless this company was?
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I... |
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God damn that’s tenderrific
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TENDIES!
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hey its me ur brother
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait I have a brother?
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I’m your dog
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I can tell you I am the broker and I prefer nutbags to people asking me what an IRA is
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What was the most impressed you've ever been with someone who called?
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Not who you asked, but I've worked for a B/D for ten years and I work on our t... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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Damn, nostalgia, getting those Poke'mon gold plates from BK. I think that was when the first movie came out too. Saw it in theaters and cried when Mew Two was being a dick.
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Op, please nsfw this thread. Spoilers everywhere.
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THERE'S A SECOND... |
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People are taking their gains.
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No, whole market is down thanks to president fuckface
## Speaker_2: ##
Did that buffoon say something again?
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Idk if this is the reason, but Iran has been testing missiles. The White House 'put them on notic... |
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Bro. I sell herbalife. It's 110% legit. I use it and my overweight uncle used it and now we are both ripped beyond belief. You can also make like a million bucks selling it along with me. All you have to do is buy from me and then you make money. That's it. Gotta spend mo... |
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I'm just going to shit post from there now. Can I spend ten hours at booth?
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You probably could if the place is slow, you're a paying customer and you don't mind what people think about you. What you probably couldn't get away with is eating unlimited ribs a... |
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Trade war is good and easy to win
## Speaker_1: ##
����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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geez if the things he said in that article were actual off the cuff responses to questions... that is one smart dude (regardless of what you think of his politics)
I felt like I was glancing through a text book when reading his replies to the interviewer questions.
## Sp... |
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more pics of asian girl on the left wearing jeans
## Speaker_1: ##
What makes you think she's Asian?
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look at the hair. shes asian.
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Anyone of any race could have that hair
## Speaker_0: ##
no shit they COULD, but every person i have ever... |
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class B warrants
## Speaker_0: ##
You buying the b? whats the reasoning?
## Walls1337bot: ##
not buying, i already own. they have a strike price of $30 and expiration of Oct 2018.
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Only if the stock hits $30 - otherwise worthless.
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I'm a piece of shit and know jack shit. I assume this retard has 4K invested on the hopes that AMD would be $17 at some point tomorrow? If it doesn't, that means they lost their money and will be living in a cardboard box?
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they expect it to be at or abov... |
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The market moved 20 pts, better break out the MREs.
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fuck yes Im gassing up my generator before the lines get too long at the pump
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I'm already in my bomb shelter filtering water
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I'm loading my clips. Because I heard of a g... |
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$JNUG
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all in? or diversity?
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50% $JNUG, 50% $JDST
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with this strategy I might as well just pay the government right now you retard
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You asked to diversify. I gave you a strategy, and you call me a re... |
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I looked like 30 mins ago thinking about buying a 350 FD but decided against it thinking it’s a little risky what the fuck is this
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He tweeted he might go private with Tesla at 420. Which seemingly got a lot of shorts scared as many of them are fucked if th... |
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I did not expect the title of the article to be the same as this post
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I was trying not to get banned again
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Tell me more about the last time you were banned.
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It was good times. Worth it too. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallst... |
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I thought I bought the bottom on Thursday im a fucking idiot of the highest order
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Yep. I’ve averaged down my options 3 times now and I don’t have any more money to throw at it. The old triple rug pull got me good.
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Why dont u put some make... |
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This why I don't even read stock news anymore...
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Because you should only trust yourself, fuck these other morons.
## Speaker_2: ##
how about fuck you?
## Speaker_1: ##
> YoloTrader
And how much money have you made?
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4
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I wish Buffett was a Chad for a few days. Pounding PBR and wearing his shades during interviews. Always talking about the cool shit he bought.. like a hookah made of solid gold.
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Isn’t he like 80+? He’d be dead before midnight
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That’... |
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Now the question is can you do that consistently. If you can, leverage up and you got it made.
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Dont leverage. There is always a chance you'll loose.
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Leverage is fantastic when used properly.
## Speaker_0: ##
But dangerous
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Meme stock. Can't wait for this to tank.
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Why you gotta be like that?
## Walls1337bot: ##
He jealous
## Speaker_0: ##
Of what? Bagholding? Get real. Give me one reason why this will got beyond $3 ever.
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It was beyond $3 already ��
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Trump knows that Apple is an american company right ?
## Speaker_1: ##
That builds in China. He wants more manufacturing in the us
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How long do you think it takes to move production like that to the US? 1 year? 2? Try 5. Are you willing to endure 5 years of... |
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He is probably right, but maybe it's a good thing. Maybe the Saudi's won't own American banks anymore.
For the fake global economy Trump will be bad, for brick and mortar economy and jobs, Trump will be good.
I'd buy some puts on Goldman
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I'm a small busi... |
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T12 halt my boy, shits gonna go crazy. Or we wait a long time
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https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2018-61
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Holllllllllyyyyyyy shit.
We're fucking golden
Edit: I knew this was a shit company, but fuck. Selling unregistered shares and ... |
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F
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Bought $285 worth of ETH last night @ $166 per ETH
Shoulda just gone to casino
edit: went to casino, lost money
edit 2: trying to recoup my loss http://imgur.com/a/Mn4S6
## Walls1337bot: ##
thats nothing.
## Speaker_0: ##
small buy limit on coinbase
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You're an idiot for trading that. T12 baby
## Speaker_1: ##
I only dumped $100 into the garbage bin. Movies for 10 hours cost more, this is much more entertaining. Bought some yolo calls for $40 that were up ~450%, but alas
Seems like rice is back on the menu boys
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## Speaker_0: ##
How is dank weed unethical lol
## Speaker_1: ##
caz its still illegal on a federal level. ask sessions
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Was it the chicken or the egg?
## Speaker_1: ##
ask sessions. weed is equal to heroin
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Damn straight, it ain’t called devils lett... |
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Market will be green on Monday. Ready the calls.
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Yep long the dollar, especially USDJPYA
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I never know how to appropriately trade that pair for some reason.
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Firstly because it doesn't exist haha xD
I meant to say USDJPY b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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> The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
Eh, don't forget Yahoo paid 1.1B for Tumblr. The company was a ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You don't think it's Method Man coming for him? Martin shoul clearify if he partakes in certain bdsm activities, like getting tied to a fuckin' bedpost with his ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? And having a hanger on a fuckin' stove and let that shit sit there for like... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Alright you guys I finally couldn't take jnug and sold, guaranteed to rocket today
edit: called it. you're welcome.
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Thank you for taking the hit for us
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Seriously thanking him
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He died for our gainz
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Holy shit. This guy made >150k$ out of 350$. But as always, the SEC is busy reading Elons tweets so he's safe.
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Long time lurker. Care to elaborate on the math?
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when he bought
each contract was worth $00.01 per share. Every contract is ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Teach me master.
I started my journed a couple weeks ago. I need Advices and fast gainzzz help for my future yacht plz.
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Buy MU, don’t touch for a year
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well yeah but shares wont make us rich.
Only Options, but you have all the Balls the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why the hell would you ban the most reliable market indicator of all time?
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Who's banning RSI? Man, come on. I know people around here are degenerate gamblers, but, what if I told you that you can easily find stocks that pop 10% - 50% every week and continua... |
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Also short 300 shares, https://imgur.com/a/3OxZ4Ob
## Speaker_1: ##
Damn ur HABT
## Speaker_0: ##
Unfortunately sold 60% of my calls around 2-3 bucks
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Wtf? How come? Oh well... but still fucking juicy.
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No one has ever gone broke taking ... |
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I hope ur portfolio is in the millions, fucking 700k in a volatile stock like MU is bonkers
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Browse my threads bruh. This is most of what I have.
Used to have million+, but then IRS asked for half
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Did you confirm to make sure it really w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Have you seen the screenshots on here? About 80% loss porn, 15% memes, 3% actual dd, and 2% actual big gains. I love this place
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Shocked that added to 100%
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Gains are infinite. But losses can't be more than 100%
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Every heard... |
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Keep an eye out for a $10 billion dollar buy order in premarket tommorow morning
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lmao could you imagine
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edit: oops, see below
## Speaker_1: ##
Interesting. Last time they did a share repurchase was like May 4th - May 31st and I saw some p... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Probably some employee who overheard an executive
## Speaker_1: ##
Is that still illegal ?
## Speaker_0: ##
I think if they have not signed NDA there's no way to prove of corruption
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brb wiretapping my CEOs office
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Leave your mom alone... |
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T ☹️
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GOOOODBYE
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Ouch! Wtf u do?
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Started with 50k, put that into CRON and rode it up to 380k. Then found this sub and switched to SPY calls since everyone was saying that the thing to do. After dropping back down to 100k got back into CRON and CGC, which popped again and go... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
...and 10yr hits 3%
## Speaker_1: ##
So why is google down if they beat their expected EPS? I’m confused.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Stocks don't make sense. Are you new? Hive-mind is all that matters. If Google beat their expected earnings by 10,000% in one quarter but no one wa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Continue?
Insert quarters
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GAME OVER
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
## Speaker_1: ##
Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
## Speaker_2: ##
Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
## Speaker_1: ##
[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery, go... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's because you stopped giving him blowjobs 5 years ago and now he forever hates you for it
## Speaker_1: ##
>projecting this hard
## Speaker_0: ##
Im not married yet so I probably have about 6 months of blowjobs left
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Marraige is the worst financial... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
wait you dumped half a million bucks on twitter ?, oh son, good luck!
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Looking pretty good 3.5% up AH
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Oh, not anymore, - 1.5% now :(
## Walls1337bot: ##
+1% now!
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holy crap, -11% now. Sorry :(
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## Speaker_0: ##
#PITCHFORKS SHARPED. UPVOTED FOR VISIBILITY. DOWN WITH TDAMERITRADE!
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�� daddy's ❤���� little fidget spinner�� when daddy �� feels horny he lifts �� me up☝️ and puts me on�� his huge ����dick�� and I spin �� and spin �� whirrrrrr ����I get�� so�� dizzy�� but... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Move to the Rust Belt for a year and tell me how many non-min wage jo... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Is she one of those whales that crypto faggots always seem to reference? Sure looks like it
## Speaker_0: ##
This is someone who does amateur porn on the internet. The avatar is actually her. Suffice to say she is just a newbie to this and probably someone is helping her... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Half moon bay too - that motherfucker is loaded.
## Speaker_1: ##
haha! yeah dude, a yacht in Half Moon Bay
## Walls1337bot: ##
A yacht? That's a little boat.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yacht is anything over 33 feet. 90% of beneteau's are 35 feet or longer. Although you're looking... |
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