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Better DD than 99% of the shit I see on this sub
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> better dd than 99% of the crap i see on this sub
FTFY
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What the actual fuck
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> what the actual frick
FTFY
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Is this a swear deletion bot lmao
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damn your rent is TOO DAMN HIGH
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maybe if your rent wasnt so high you wouldnt be so poor
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Well, it's two months worth of rent (Oct and Nov), including my 3 roommates' rent. Should I tell my roomies I made 80% gainz on their rent checks? E... |
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Nah.. He'd prolly just switch over to SNAP
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I am not sure I can watch his old dick.
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Donny hasn't seen his dick either since the Reagan administration.
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Lol he’s only seen his dick in a bunch of pornstars mouths
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The only thing I don't like about this sub is how hard it attacks TA, I know its not a serious sub but we shouldn't mislead people into thinking that TA isn't actually real.
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That because TA is dumb as shit.
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Why?
There are lots of traders... |
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Screenshot this everyone for the next time someone asks why not just go all in on XIV cause market looks so stable
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Lmao I'll never forget that one post "why can't I just sell naked puts and collect premiums nonstop it's not like the market will ever crash"
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when is he coming back. i just discovered this sub and i love it! guess im a f..g like all yall.
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It’s *Faggot, faggot.
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me so sorry f.ggot
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Are you trying to dogde a swear filter??? this isnt a christian minecraft server.... |
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This is almost the exact opposite of logic
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It might be, but ive been doing this with calls recently and just did it today with $LGIH and already making money
its not stupid if it works
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Now, imagine how much more you would have made if you... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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This is the smartest thing he's done all year
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So Reddit likes TPP now?
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WSB likes TPP not reddit, big difference you fucking faggot. Trade agreements fucks people over but it does wonders for the market.
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> Trade agre... |
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I thought this was some liberal bullshit at first. Have an upvote
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Ending the circle jerk for a minute. Since when is helping people literally not kill themselves “bullshit”? I always upvote suicide prevention messages; you don’t know what means what to som... |
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Also, dividends are taxed.
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Uncle Sam doesn't care about the 60 cents your 5 shares of GE got you.
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I got a 1099-DIV for like $1.30
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My parents had shares of Walmart in my name for a long time when I was a kid. For some fuc... |
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Elon is bluffing watch him ask for $10 billion in financing at end of the year
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He's definitely going to ask for financing, he has to, that doesn't mean he's bluffing.
The share price is going to go up and fuck shorts, that's the whole point of all of this... |
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Love this process. All in until back to starting point. YOLO
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ALL IN OR BUST
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So you're telling me I can risk 350 to make 3k? Teach me senpai
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You have to understand.
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that these things
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He's going to be bored as shit in jail. That is not Shkreli's environment. I don't think he understands how much it's going to suck.
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Give him a computer and he’s going to be 555 times as productive you don’t know how autists work
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What he actually said was "yes, but not on impact" when asked if he would want to die on mars.
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So from wind storm. Got it.
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Mars atmosphere is too thin for wind storms to actually cause major damage.
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So you sold a Put @ $151? But it went up to $155? So you should have made money since it became ITM and the guy excercised it... I'm not understanding what you did.... Unless you sold calls and you lost a fuckton?
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Sold a Put at 155 when price was 151.30....... |
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Not a good graph. At the first sight, you think the effect of bear markets is minimal, since bull market has run the stocks by 800%. But %50 percent loss from the highest point means a hundred dollars have gone up to 900 dollars then dropped back to 450 dollars. Pretty devas... |
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Wow lol you work fast.
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That's what my wife tells me.
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"wife"
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he paid good money for her
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Don't we all
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The Square Ecosystem. The masses are finally realizing what Square is and will become. Until recently it was just a “payment processor.”
Edit. Added article to explain. The narrative has become even better since this article
https://medium.com/@ygcapital/sq-building-a-fin... |
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I'm sure it will be totally unbiased and present all the facts in an honest, objective manner!
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He literally did nothing that more "credible" pharma companies didn't, his biggest crime was shitposting about it.
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Actually his crime was securi... |
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Who are you?
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The guy who put a quarter mill in micron idk
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On margin?
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duh you think anyone here has a quarter mill lying around
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I do but my wife will tear it out of me when she walks in on me with a hooke... |
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Man I can't wait to take my series 7, I hear they give you a Gucci belt if you pass with a score of 90 and above.
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90% of those tests are a fucking joke. I have a couple friends that took the series 7 (part of it covers options), and it honestly scared me ho... |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/992890073908572160
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This guy is a fucking clown honestly. You can love him or hate him but I don't understand how people take him seriously.
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Because he is a self made billionaire and he sells... |
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have you tried jizzing on her face
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I don't see how that is an appropriate alternative to college, but okay.
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Better than jizzing in her and having another kid to pay for
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From the way the wife speaks, it seems that his daug... |
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Why the hell would you ban the most reliable market indicator of all time?
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Who's banning RSI? Man, come on. I know people around here are degenerate gamblers, but, what if I told you that you can easily find stocks that pop 10% - 50% every week and continua... |
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How the fuck did this not get auto banned?
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Gay stuff is NOT banned
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Mods are lemonparty founding members
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I worked with the guy that founded lemon party, he sold it for like 400 bucks because he needed the money. His whole ... |
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Yo what the fuck
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you are famous now
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do not want
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Faggot
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
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[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery, go... |
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This man will go down in history as the dumbest person we have ever elected president.
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From these tweets, why?
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They’re closing plants that make cars that are not selling in the us both because of a broad fall in vehicle sales and changing... |
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3% LMAO
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Listen here you ugly cuck 3% nets you 100K you bet your candy-ass I'm taking that money and chilling for the rest of the year and not looking at a single chart fite me irl if you disagree u ugly fat man.
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Literally just put it all i... |
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I believe in the principles of competition a hell of a lot more than I believe in a bureaucrat's ability to properly dictate what is, and isn't fair use of bandwidth. The cost to lay fiber is relatively inexpensive when compared to maintaining a power or water network. The... |
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lmao what is this
edit: but seriously, tho, what is this
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Looks like a cigar, or the most tremendous blunt roll ever, really, really great.
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I'm guessing it's weed. Look at how bloodshot the drivers eyes are.
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Look how perf... |
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I should probably figure out how options work but now I can learn by doing.
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Yeah write off your losses as R&D for you to learn
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Reckless and downs?
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Retarded and delusional?
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Rong and Dum
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Yeah, because everyone loves rate hikes
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In 2016, [Trump says U.S. interest rates must change as Fed weighs rate hike](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-idUSKCN11B24E):
> “They’re keeping the rates down so that everything else doesn’t... |
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That’s sick, well done. I’ll pour out some malt liquor for that tax bill.
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Luckily his tax rate just went down!
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He’ll be close to over 50% depending on the state
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Options trading counts as straight income and not cap... |
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No insurance ? That is just the bill. Maybe he did, and trolling
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Just dont pay it. 99 percent of that bill is pure cost shifting from the people who receive services but cant pay, onto the people with insurance and the people who can pay.
Americans pay f... |
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On red? What a fucking retard.
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You always bet on odd, never a color, fucking cuck.
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Never side bet, always 1 number, better returns.
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I was in vegas a few months ago playing roulette. Normal type of betting for me. This lad... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Holding 20 calls at $25.5 11/9. Give it to me baby.
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$25.5 for the total 20 calls? Thats super cheap. Each $20 call is like trading at $1 now... So you could sell and net $2k profit
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Strike price is $25.5, contracts were trading at .05... |
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Etrade sucks unless u got 25k
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I don't. GFY
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Awesome use of gfy.
And gfy.
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i swear, I dont know if it means Good for you or Go Fuck yourself.
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Good for you
GFY faggot
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Yeah i should of known...ugh!! :(
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Hey, Cgraham4689, just a quick heads-up:
**should of** is actually spelled **should have**. You can remember it by **should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right**.
Have a nice day!
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Every day for the last 6 months. "it's a bubble."
Bubble bursts "OH THE HUMANITY!!"
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Cannabis_Irl
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This^
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just use the upvote system for gods sake
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This.
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Love you guys
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lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
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Or because China is dumping their goods to take away all your manufacturing from you and screw you real good in the long run.
About time something was done about this.
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Short DD:
Currently Tesla is burning through cash. With the cash on hand they can last until Q1 of 2019 max. They will either have to raise more debt, but it’s going to be pretty hard for them to accomplish that with the current debt load, rising interest rates and financin... |
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NO ONE TOLD ME THIS �� TO THE MUUN WAS NAMED THE CHALLENGER
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The best thing you can do right now is panic sell
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I went full faggot and bought more
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In at 42.14 u?
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42.10. Godspeed, brother.
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Reverse Iron Arbitrage Spread exp 4/20
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New to options, like I said, but what strikes would those be at?
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Dude I was just fucking with you I have no idea what that means either
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Lol. Looked up iron arbitrage and got fuck al... |
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/u/haupt91 You should just get your own fucking show on HBO at this point
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I'm thinking about adding "berg" to my name. See if I get a call.
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My IRL last name ends in berg, does that make me famous?
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Not famous no but how ... |
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Yes yes yes I need $100 oil by the end of next year for my big oil bets to pay off.
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Sounds like you're fucked
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We'll find out in 13 months if I'm fucked or rich.
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Let me tell you right now that you're fucked.
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Shkreli in full troll mode today lol
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As he should be. Absolutely ridiculous hearing, it only happened because they needed a concession from Cummings for the Benghazi hearings.
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While this may cynically be true, since 2010 big pharma has go... |
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lmao why did she get tattos on her face. her hair looks like shit
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I'm pretty sure Lil pump is a dude
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What is a lil pump? Wtf?
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Someone that has more money than 99.9% of this sub.
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Someone should invi... |
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Unless its a troll that's a FUCKED up situation.
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Press F to pay respects
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Fucking idiot meddling in something he does not understand.
But enough about RH options traders
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As an RH option trader, I think nobody knows more about options than I do, maybe in the history of the world. Nobody knows more about options.
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If Trump wants to start a recession because he wants to strike a match against our own industries and get them going again. I fully support it. 100 percent.
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Kind of like how I blow up my trading accounts to get them going again?
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Not ex... |
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It better not just sit flat and fuck over everyone... would be boring.
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Someone needs to have posted a super expensive condor credit spread to make it complete.
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You see the guy that did a really weird attempt at an iron condor? But he fuck... |
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Its only a lose if you sell.
-Warren B
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*loss
And Uncle Warren never said that. He isn't a day trading monkey.
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Ook ook bitch, enjoy your +10% annual gains while I sit here making your mama’s rent in an hour with my faggy d’s
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I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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The second one is basically people bitching about their shitty life situation and then blaming it on capitalism. Lots of "Long live communism, ... |
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Trade wars are easy.
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Memba when everyone realized that US corporations actually still control over %50 of the planets GDP. I memba, cause it was this morning.
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Why do people think the US is shit like we have like 85% of the world’s wealt... |
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Hell yeah! Everyone yelling from the hills about buying $F puts truly got cucked. I figured this thing was gonna trade sideways so I stayed away. Solid win.
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I don’t know what people were thinking Shorting it; it was so insanely oversold. I wasn’t saying... |
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Your betting a full 20 dollar+ some that SPY is going above it's ath.. and it'll happen by next Friday?
Nice someone make sure this guy is wearing a helmet in the car please
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But if it goes up a penny, I'll be rich!
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos an... |
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You have talent. Nothing crazy, but you're in the 99th percentile of WSB.
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In regard to what?
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Shitposting. Solid 5/7 photoshop skills
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Not even photoshopped. Just shitposting.
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What color yacht r u looking at?
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Going for that LT tax treatment so the money won't be accessible until January unless $MU hits triple digies and I can convince a bank to give me loans against my non-marginable securities.
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Autist friendly ... |
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"Verbal approval"
Okay
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A verbal tweet is all it takes for tesla go to up 5% so...
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We are verbally going to the moon!
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i just verbally spent all my money on tesla stock
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Especially true if u have RH
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HE'S TAKIN' OUT UNSUBIDIZED STUDENT LOANS!!!!!
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Federal student loan debt = modern day indentured servitude
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Ok Bernie
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How do you disagree
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I don’t understand why everyone has to go move away to un... |
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Now this is fucking quality right here.
Get rich right fucking now or die trying.
Sure there is shit that could go wrong, but short of AMD going bankrupt instantly and you losing your job because you are suddenly an unhirable sex offender, you should be able to pay that ba... |
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Positions or ban faggot
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Second this motion
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All in favor?
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Ayyyyy^(MD)
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Climbing? Its back to where it was August 10th you retard.
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I know that Motherfucker im asking where its gooing to go now. Learn to read you illiterate fuck!
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Sounds like it's going up your ass to die?
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Nah I think your gett... |
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Where do you guys keep getting this Bloomberg terminals?
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Universities. A lot of people here are business majors
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I just learned my school has one. Going to start taking advantage of that - need it for any major trading position.
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then s... |
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He is probably right, but maybe it's a good thing. Maybe the Saudi's won't own American banks anymore.
For the fake global economy Trump will be bad, for brick and mortar economy and jobs, Trump will be good.
I'd buy some puts on Goldman
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I'm a small busi... |
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I would neck the fuck outta myself
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The Founder of Victoria’s Secret jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge. He sold the company for a fraction of what it’d be worth just a few years later and squandered away that money with other failed business ventures.
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had to read this twice lmao
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Ikr?
Quality DD, longing $ROPE asap.
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Actually you should short $ROPE. If it’s too long you won’t hang
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Source: Your broken legs
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I don't think you win anything for that. The ... |
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking wi... |
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We are obligated to turn over all reported content to the SEC every month, which is why we lock the sub so that the SEC can review all material.
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Wait it actually is because of the SEC? Holy shit. I really thought that was just a joke especially since I a... |
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The spikes in volume are insane when we get this low for this long. I'm talking massive up or down. Its 50/50 who knows but looking at these charts makes me think some big money is about to throw a nice spike in. Good luck.
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hmm maybe we should actually organize a pump and dump
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i mean another pump and dump, besides AMD and NOK
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I mean, there's a company that I know of that's significantly undervalued, and currently OTC-pink, that I'd love to post about just to ... |
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Hello YungBillionaire, this is the SEC.
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Hello YungBillionair, this is the IRS. We would like half of those earnings because sharing is caring.
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He can reinvest and hold it in Robinhood for over a year to get taxed 15% or 20%, treated as a ... |
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>Because of the recalls, its vehicle margin, a gauge of how much the company makes on each car it sells, plummeted to ***negative 24%.***
WTF. lmao. F to the CEO of NIO.
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How tf do you make negative 24% on a sale of a vehicle. This company is doomed.
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https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-risking-it-uninsured-family/
It's a little harder to care when you see their post tax spending breakdown halfway down the page.
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It's a little harder to care when you see he voted for Trump. A lot of good that did him... |
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Why even post in other stocks forums all of them are kinda lonely. I like this one cuz lotta people. The only decent other one is penny stocks. Investing is pretty boring and everybody there is mean r/stocks is boring too.
Which wsb alts r good?
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They all s... |
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I will do the honour.
$stock JNUG
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Direxion Daily Junior Gold Mine (**JNUG**):
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**Price:** $11.44
**Open:** $12.20
**Change:** -0.72 (-5.92%)
**Today's Low/High:**... |
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When is your wedding?
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r/theredpill has convinced me to stay away from marriage
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If you got convinced by that sub then it's probably best you don't bring another human being down with you. Please refrain from reproducing also.
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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what m... |
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Seriously guys, not ok
Wsb mods prefer dick pics. You know this.
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I know this
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Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in chicken, sent pic.
Edit: Updated with [response](https://youtu.be/EcvAEbMwW2Q) from mods.
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i'm not... |
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are there really investors out there waiting to buy based off a new graphics card announcement? Ofcourse nvda is going to make new graphics cards...
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This one is 96% faster than their previous model and uses turing switches instead of pascal.
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Surprised the fucking Secret Service isnt raiding their ass.
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How do they even get those? Do they ask their banks to order those bills for them? I think the bigger issue is why someone would pay 2.4k for 2k worth of money.
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I don't know if t... |
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Those people are incredibly autistic.
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Yep.... But that just means they belong here with us. Paging /u/pewpsprinkler
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The fuck is this? r/investing?
Hedging is stupid because it means you are taking contradictory positions that cancel each... |
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As is tradition: all that Chinese shit will beat, EA will beat, NVDA will massively beat because analysts always have low expectations so that their calls gain 1000% and they get their quarterly bonus. Everything else is a fucking gamble. Planet Fitness will probably beat... |
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The funny part for me is how it seems like the price goes up $100 every time someone mentions the pricing on the new model
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$1500 now, thanks
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$1600 if you want to use it to make phone calls*
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no way i'm spending 1700 on a p... |
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Don't quit your job.
Sell the car and buy a shitty beater for <6K. Bam you have 15k to work with.
Start yolo-ing while at work for the next month and collect paychecks. Do the minimum you need to get by or less. If you get let go, collect unemployment. Continue yolo-ing... |
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Poor guy that manages the SpaceX FB just got laid off
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Doubt, he still has Instagram and Twitter to manage.
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Instagram is owned by FB. I'm sure Elon knows that.
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Yeah he said that he was going to keep IG for now as it is a ... |
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garbage companies like snapchat retain their value by having information on so many users. Pretty scummy since they offer nothing else.
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What kind of info? Facial recognition?
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Those kinda datasets are a dime a dozen
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Tbf,... |
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>kids
>savings
miss me with that shit
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If I don't plan on having kids, can I spend their savings on options now?
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Your wife and her boyfriend are having kids?
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Oh jeez that would be a surprise. Mostly to find out I h... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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Needs more AMD
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Oh $SNAP
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thats $RAD
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it's gonna be okay $BBY
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Eat a $DICK
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## Speaker_0: ##
So how does this affect the market, there's only 50 minutes until it closes
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It won't.
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Looks like you were wrong.
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What's gone down? All the indices I see and my portfolio are up.
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Yeah, there was a ... |
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