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explain why it was obvious
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because even an autistic clock is right once a year.
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Check my post history lmao, nothing but good calls son
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Such good calls you don't put money behind any of them?
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Who said... |
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More exciting then an BMW m4. More comfortable than a rolls Royce. And gets 116mpge.
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can u give an example of how much it might cost per ge in a certain state like California or something? i thought there were a lot of free charging stations for these or ... |
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You still holding or did you close?
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Closed at the bottom.
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There is no bottom you fag.
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that's just what your boyfriend tells you.
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Heh rekt
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He probably was probably trying to merge, and with the probability of it happening these numbers would be somewhat correct. kek
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yeah honestly he wasn't even fudging his % return by triple digits which is pretty weak by WSB standards
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Step 1: Be comcast/verizon/at&t
its that simple
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if only there was a way for us, as hobbyist investors, to reap the benefits from the profits these public corporations will make
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There is... it's called buying stock in the company.
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Sad to see. Florida really seems to be having a lot of mass shootings lately...disappointing state of affairs.
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I think an unnerving point is how lax gun control is in FL, I'm not against owning guns exactly, I think they're fun as shit to shoot, but the wa... |
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No holdings? Difficult to read chart?
Fuck off.
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1) I already closed out the positions in a panic once I saw my gains evaporate
2) In what way is a graph that states current annualized return, a percentage labeled Y-axis and an X-axis labeled by month d... |
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I traded GE all week. It was incredibly predictable for once.
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Yeah I traded at the ge too. Was flipping green dhides, loads of volume
Edit: I have **TEN** fuckin years on this game green dhide was an example
Edit2: BETTER THAN THE SHIT YOU FUCKERS BUY.... |
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This is what we are up against coming out of college...
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And we still lose money against even more autistic people smh, that’s why the world is not fair
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My friend, a senior in college studying finance with me, said in class next to me “I... |
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$140k ain't lambo money
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You can definitely get a used lambo for 140k. Probably not a huracan or aventador, but older Gallardo for sure
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You can get an old Gallardo for like $80k
But if you get an 04-05 you'll be paying $120k the 04 Galla... |
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liberals on reddit can't catch a break. If dems lose the midterms we are gonna see one hell of a sperg out. I for one am hyped.
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Libs can't catch a break because a conservative politician is stepping down?
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>Merkel
>Conservative
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I would fuck an electrified toaster for 30% annual returns. Would be retired in 5 years.
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TWMJF
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I am Canadian, I own the real deal not your over-the-counter bullshit ([WEED](https://web.tmxmoney.com/quote.php?qm_symbol=WEED) - Canopy Growth... |
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$700 into $100K in 2 trades...not much more to say about that
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Who did that?
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the funny thing is that it's almost impossible to cash out $100k after going from $1k because you feel like you're a fucking genius, you got the market figured ... |
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The people who know what they're doing are the minority and a lot of them are mad all the time because they don't actually understand the sub. Notice it's called WallstreetBETS and you're encouraged to YOLO. Nowhere in YOLO does it say "know what you're doing". You're gambli... |
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2k in 6 months? You can make more then that working an hour and a half a day at a fucking McDonalds... pathetic. Yolo harder faggot.
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Let's see your gains then peasant
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you sound butthurt. faggot
Good job OP
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Yeah 4k a... |
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Hey u/username4333, you're famous. Good thing you're a 1337 coder so you can tell people you're not retarded.
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Lol, at least I'm not retarded like you
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C'mon man you can do better than that
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Well, he kind of gave up using lo... |
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That's nice. Why don't you have these retail stock owners handle the underwritting too.
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Sure, I'll do it.
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Count me in too, fam.
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Fuck it, I got nothing else going on.
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Jokes on you, i handle valuati... |
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Also loading the fuck up on Twitter 9 or 10 puts in anticipation of the ER. It'll miss, and even if it doesn't, people are going to short the fuck out of it. I anticipate it hitting 8 by Feb 26 but I'm trying to figure out how low it will go in the one day after ER. Faggot's... |
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つ ◕◕ ༽つ Bull Market Take My Energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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!ThesaurizeThis
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つ ◕◕ ༽つ Midpoint Class Avow My Vims ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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^(This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best wor... |
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Not an options expert here. How risky is this?
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Under normal circumstances? This would have been like flushing money down the toilet.
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Where you exposed to massive losses here? I'd like to get into options but the risk and unknown aspets ... |
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And this was just from a 1% move in AAPL. Can't wait for the 10% move.
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You still have UVXY?
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No, had to sell evrything to get margin for this trade
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Only you could sell UVXY the day before a 13% spike.
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se... |
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I don't have FB. What's the synopsis.
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Shkrelintryin to talk him out of the trade
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Little late for that though, eh?
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I hope he does talk him out of it. Then, aapl does crash on earnings. That would be the making of supervil... |
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See, now these are the shitposts I like to see. Morning to you too fgt
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whats on the playbook to get closer to yacht today
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Light sweet crude oil to the fuckin moon. Hopefully those camel jockey savages come to an agreement on an output free... |
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As a working class male in my 30's with a wife, 3 pets, a stable lower middle class job, and a meager investment portfolio, what do you suggest is the reason I should give a fuck?
also, would you like to see a picture of my dog?
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I would like to see the ... |
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You forgot to mention the most important element in the equation;
Chipotle now serves chorizo.
And you call this DD?
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I'm a vegetarian and I hate their Chorizo. Tastes like over-spiced ass.
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Sorry man, but Chorizo isn't vegetarian...
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half a mill? If he went in today he's at 750k
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More like 2 mil god damn
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200 puts are 800 percent. 2 million easy
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Who the heck would have bought $200 fd's yesterday
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I was hoping it was Shark my frie... |
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Some say Buffet was an asshole for giving his son a shitload of money but no knowledge on how to manage it. Buffet was notorious for neglecting his kids to work instead
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"Neglecting"
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If getting $90,000 from your dad at 19 is being neglected... |
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We are green Monday.
## Speaker_0: ##
That’s now how this works.
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It is, now.
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Not the Nasdaq
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You're still confused aren't you.
## Speaker_0: ##
A bit. Inform me. Not being sarcastic, I see wallstreetbets as ... |
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Cmon Melania flash some tit, you are our only hope now
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big fan of granny porn, huh?
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Milf*
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To be fair, I thought she was almost 60 but apparently she's 49.
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who cares? if you wouldnt smash, you gey
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Am I the only one whose getting more and more skeptical by all the hype these guys are putting out? I'm not sure penny stocks get this much press
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Why the fuck would penny stocks get as much press as a company like Tesla?
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Because they pay n... |
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Can I short your relationships?
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Short MTCH
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No. Long RICK.
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Can anyone tell me how to get options on children?
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NAMBLA
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What did you learn
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Importance of position sizing.
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And no goddamn FDs on a 6 figure account!
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Well, bulk of my loss was with shares. I didn’t start trading with options too much till I was already down 80% ish
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Race riot in DC? What'd I miss?
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Unite the Right rally in DC tonight. Antifa and BLM counter protests planned as well.
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Nice, I look forward to the larping videos on /r/publicfreakout.
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I’m looking forward to the inevit... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
But what does it mean?
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You have a 99% chance of losing money no matter which way you go.
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With WSB we can make that 100%.
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I figured at least that NVDA guy will make some money.
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He posted that he lost i... |
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I like it when I submit a trade in robinhood and the stock ticker immediately jumps down as it's loading.
EDIT: Wow, it seems others experience the same thing. I wonder if the Robinhood devs implemented an Office Space esque ploy where they show you a price slightly higher ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I will probably buy a small put position for a month out targeting about a 15% drop
## Speaker_0: ##
Can you explain your reasoning a little more in-depth?
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last two big drops were over 20% in less than a month. When I roll out my July calls, I'll s... |
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I'm going to be bagholding this shit for months, aren't I.
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How many shares?
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700 shares of MJX at 33.70. So technically not at baghoolding status just yet...
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Shit, I dove in at $33.30 today. It'll run back up Monday
## Wa... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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In case you missed the video the left screenshot was taken from only 12 days ago, here it is in all its [confusing glory](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2018/02/05/cramer-market-just-broke-again.html)
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Was he drunk in that video?
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He sounds real... |
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Also /u/actuallyamammal
Shit posting so much I'm convinced it's a LITTLE_youknowwho alt.
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this guy.... i agree. i dont know the guy OP posted about.
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All you need to know about /u/lsdoughnut:
Exhibit A: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstre... |
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Are you surprised by the outcome of your decisions?
EDIT: Thank you for the Gold. Your money was probably safer here than today’s AM market.
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I actually am
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Can you even explain theta?
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Time decay.
I don’t know what that ... |
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Why
Also proof
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support at $48, value stock, and balls
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Good luck man, hope you're not catching a falling knife.
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I'll just hold onto it and add more if its a falling knife.
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See you at $42
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how long?
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Until sentencing for his other crimes.
Got sent to jail for sending a tweest asking to pay for a lock of Hillary Clinton's hair. Honestly so over the top and ridiculous.
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All he had to do was keep his mouth shut for a few months,... |
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I asked 3 random friends what phones they have. All use Samsung Galaxies.. PUT incoming
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This is your DD?��
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Ya why?
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You forecast the value of an entire company based off of what phones your friends possess? Really?
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Wtf just happened with the sudden drop across the market?
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Chill fam it's all good
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Mayday mayday! It's 2018 recession v2.0! I repeat, it's recession v2.0!
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Sell everything
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It's not low enough ye... |
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We should've had at least until tomorrow before the weekly collapse.
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never underestimate the power of trump to disrupt a good gain train
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Did he say something again?
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He said last night that he was gonna shut down the gover... |
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I think she should be in jail for promoting a complete fraud. She’s still Founder and Chairman. She sold people on an invention that didn’t actually exist and became a billionaire for it.
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Wasn't she also just indicted on a lot of these exact charges?
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I’m a retard is this bad or good?
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Depends whether you think the Fed printing 60 billion dollars every night is a good thing or a bad thing. More money for everyone! I say why stop there. Let's print a trillion.
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It's the easiest way to infl... |
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They're talking about car tariffs. No shit Musk sides with Trump to pressure China to lower their 25% import taxes on US cars.
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So what you're saying is that there isn't free trade in the global market? And the US auto industry has been getting fucked th... |
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I've never seen someone light 2k on fire like this.
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That's because you're poor
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And you’ll be poor very soon
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Sorry, is $2k a lot of money to you?
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If it wasn't to you, you wouldn't be posting here
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3 months later when its sitting at 215 ill buy back.
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In at $212, should I sell now or wait for Model 3 release?
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I'd sell.
TSLA jumps from 200-265. It rarely goes above. Sell and buy back in.
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It broke its resistance l... |
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I don't get it what are we supposed to be laughing at here? Leaving out the other 7 years of the Obama recovery to make Don look good?
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I love how retarded this response is because it lets us drop the knowledge that the "seven year recovery" is the ***longes... |
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Why would a faggot that does as much trading as you do use rh. Risk thousands of dollars to save 20 bucks on commission.
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Im tryna turn $1k into $25k using just RH, and minimum wage. At almost $10k right now.
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You're up 1000%? Shit, quit yo... |
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Welcome to wallstreetbets, how tough are ya?
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I’ll have you know I wrote my first call today without any shares held
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On a Saturday, no less! Fascinating!
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You must be fun at parties
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I’m usually the one sar... |
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Hey let's trade options without any clue how to trade options!!! Welcome to financial institution butt fucking time!
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Hey now, if people like him didnt exist then we wouldnt be able to make money.
Remember- In the market, for every winner there is a lose... |
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Still waiting on your profit being above $0 there musky
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Never change, WSB.
Hey who is that god level yacht owner who committed spending $1B on rocket tech per year again?
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Some fag who gonna run out of money if the Gov ever stop thier su... |
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I'll play along.
Explain how you came to the conclusion that the people in WSB are evil. As far as I'm aware, people were just trying to figure out how the bill would impact the market.
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Hypocrisy. There's an upvoted thread dedicated to shit talking the... |
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Fuck this guy for trying to help
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Fuck him for distracting from the actual rescue effort in an attempt to help his PR
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I'm still waiting for an expert/source on site to tell me that he caused any distraction. Reddit SMH.
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L... |
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>makes the most risky trade you can make
>does so without knowing that options expire on saturday, not friday, which means it includes AH trading when NVDA ran to $165.03
>may get lucky and make additional money if NVDA trades down monday
>will take that 100% ... |
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2008, 2000,1990,1987,1962,1937,1929,1907,1901,1896, 1893, 1884,1869, etc
Personally, this one reminds me of 08 with the Whoooo look how good we are doing! TO THE MOON! ^^^dip That was weird back anway here we **go back UP!** ^^dip strange another one well that was the last ... |
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1 marco data > 100 indicators.
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Can you explain? Still learning.
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he wants you to say polo
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I don't get this comment. Would you mind explaining?
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Marco macro potato potato
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Poor bum. I live with parents. Have a loser job. Virgin. Everybody ive ever met knew something was wrong with me. Thought i was gonna get rich off stocks, ended up just getting more poor. I think my next move will probably hit it big though, and i can finally move out of ... |
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lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
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Or because China is dumping their goods to take away all your manufacturing from you and screw you real good in the long run.
About time something was done about this.
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Now he thinks it has to close above 60
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8l7ki1/comment/dze5imb?st=JHI57MCU&sh=1a406935
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That's not what he stated. Hold a man to his word or he is not a man at all.
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Word is bond. Our r... |
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And they should all do it at the same day and time.
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Things would be fucking wild
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However Tesla is not included in this, they are to report weekly.
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hourly pls?
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"making money yet?"
"still no"
### ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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What happened is they been making the same shit when it's a new era
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Non profitable digital companies are better?
Oil companies make same shit. Banks make same shit. Wtf?
If there is a huge increase in defense spending so as a major defense supplier, GE sh... |
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Would it be wise to go with JDST for now?
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sure, if you like making risky bets. JDST has gained 15% in the last 3 days, its time for a correction soon
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It also lost 15% in the three days prior to gaining so wouldn't that be a wash?
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What’s a reddit and can I invest $1000 in it?
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[Soon](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/reddit-is-reportedly-considering-an-ipo-2017-11)
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imagine every subreddit had an IPO and you could invest in subreddits
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lmao SPY puts?
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Yeah
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Didnt you have a 18k margin call? what happened to it?
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That was on interactive brokers, not rh
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lmao
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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For some reason r/lsc has a problem with factories putting up nets so workers cant jump from the factories to their deaths too. I dont get it man.
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It costs more to put a net up than to let them die. If they really wanted to die they would find another wa... |
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This sub has rules against penny stocks my man, but seeing as this is a shitpost maybe they'll allow it.
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But this is the next Priceline...
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lol I mean I would fucking love to hear that this shit goes to $5 and OP goes and buys a mansion, a ... |
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I thought it made good points but then I saw the buy snap part and became triggered
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Surely there must be a bottom eventually?
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For a company like SNAP? Ya the bottom is $0.00
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I'd imagine Facebook would buy up well before ... |
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Stop being poor and your problem is solved
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I would never even consider funding Robinhood 25k to begin with at this point
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Yeah, because you’re poor
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Isn’t like 99% of this sub broke and living off margin? I don’t give a s... |
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This screams #IamVerySmart
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More like I am very faggot.
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Seems to fit right in with the rest of wsb then.
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how dare you
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What, you're saying this place doesn't double as a 24/7 virtual gay pride parade... |
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Those fucking liberal trolls are the worst. They arent even funny. They are super annoying like mosquitos or flies.
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i mean come on that shits p funny lol
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Lol what... how is that funny? It's more immature, crude, and honestly just an obv... |
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Tesla has talent, all its problems now are ramping up production. The product is good, its just making many more for the first time is a hard problem and it only needs to get solved once.
Buying another gas guzzler company makes no sense. Yeah here's some talent who knows h... |
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I don't see how shorts can maintain their positions now. Given these production numbers, we now know revenue for the quarter. I guess they're betting that margins will be low, but I don't see how that's possible given these are dual motor AWD cars and performance versions.
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Objective comment here, but I think the idea is that the rich will get said cuts, and invest in their businesses, etc. This money will end up in the hands of the middle class you speak of.
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Rich has been investing in their business in the past 40 years an... |
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Why would you call? Just lie on the form. That's how I got approved for 4X leverage
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Calling the e-Trade customer support line in the first place is what disqualified him. It’s a honeypot to see who’s still retarded enough to make phone calls in current year... |
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Betting on your own father's demise, now that is new low even for WSB standard
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LONG $Dad
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Strangle $Dad
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Straddle $Dad ?
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OH GOD
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NO, DADDY, PLEASE!
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lol thats nothing mate. I took out an 8k credit card loan to trade options beginning FEB, turned 12k into 61k in two weeks on $SPY weeklies and dailies. This past tuesday, on the open, I bought $SPY 280 calls, all in, all 61k, expiring this friday. I watched them get b... |
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I think its just what their business is (the products they make) and investors do not have confidence in long term performance. maybe there is nothing they can ever do to change that. (I'm a novice. my opinion is literally worthless)
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The longer I watch $MU... |
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Yeah dude fire it up.
$$MU
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$$MU
Curent price :$53
Sector: technology
Type: meme
I am bot beep bop boop
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Good bot
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99996% sure that suitology is not a bot.
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^(I am a Neural... |
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What interest rate you get?
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9.99% but apparently that’s shit for an 800 credit score.
One month interest cost me $114.
Edit: recalculated interest
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Look into the loans by SunTrust bank next time. 25k at 6.99 with no fees.
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Equity Model Validation quant. It's not really my job to look at charts, but I can do it and pass it off as "work".
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what does that mean? You just tell stocks that they look pretty during photo shoots?
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Pretty much. I just give the sto... |
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Ty
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Instructions unclear. All in $IRL.
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good buy
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Buy?
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Buy!
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#BUY!
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$IRL could really excel
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Really excel?
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Excel?
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The fuck is this
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Good luck with your trades this week bro.
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Thanks you too
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You're welcome bro. We're all trying to get yachts at the end of the day. Same team.
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[Above](https://imgur.com/a/9RYcE)
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As a person that was a trainer for a retirement company, I can almost guarantee not a single person asked about a those. I would make a bet there were questions like: "It's my money, why can't I take it out?"; "How do I take a loan?"; "My friend told me about Hardships, how... |
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What am I looking at?
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Snapchat.
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When did snapchat became buzzfeed?
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About 12 months ago when they decided to go public, but had no revenue stream.
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Well... I'm glad it worked out for them /s
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Me giving stock advice is like the homeless guy outside the gas station giving you advice on liquor.
He absolutely knows what he's talking about in the worst possible way.
Edit: I am not even subbed here and I only come here to mock this sub, but you guys are always good f... |
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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My whole robinhood account is in Tesla calls
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Hope u bought more before the weekend
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I can’t buy more...all my money was in Tesla calls already by Friday close
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strikes? expirations? you gonna be sitting on some nice... |
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Is there a good reason for this? Market just opened and i don't yet see any explanation.
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money is rotating into finance
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Excuse the dumbassery, but can you ELIRH?
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He is saying the market has decided everything except ban... |
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Did you have any puts as hedges?
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Only thing I had puts on were long term treasuries.
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Lol awesome. I'm inspired. Gonna use 1K from portfolio and divide it $800 in OTM Feb calls and $200 put just in case.
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Why don’t y... |
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My gf is Chinese, and she showed me some posts on Chinese social media about this while we were eating dinner last night. All her friends back in China are *livid* over this. A lot of Chinese people are pledging to never fly United ever again.
This keeps getting worse and w... |
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