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I longed Raytheon the morning after we fired 60 tomahawks into Syria. Just decided to let it ride to this day
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Trump loves those military intervention approval ratings
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Well it has nothing to do with trump but more or less how our reserves ... |
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$190 AAPL 12/7 calls a good idea? Premium is .51 cents
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Is this a joke?
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Being 100% serious
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Yeah, it’s a really really really really good idea. That order ain’t getting filled though homie.
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It's a super g... |
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/r/all browser here. What the fuck is going on?
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Welcome to wsb! Go fuck yourself.
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Thanks! Go fuck yourself too.
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You'll fit right in here boy. Buy some UWTI tomorrow morning.
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Don't listen to this oil s... |
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/u/fscomeau : *"fuck you"*
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these violent delights have violent ends
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He has repeatedly said he wants to spend that money but as his cash pile grows it is harder to find good opportunities at that scale.
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well yea no shit he does not outright say the economy is in the gutter, recession is imminent. saying that it is harder to ... |
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Even as sure a bet as a lot of people thought this fight was putting down 100k at -650 odds is definitely a yolo move
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I had the same thought as this guy. I can never pick a stock that'll give me a 15% return in one day. I didn't have the $100k to do it b... |
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Did you ever talk so much shit the SEC had to investigate?
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You fucks are retarded. T1 Halt is news pending. Probably informed the SEC prior to tweeting this and Elon gave you shitheads one last chance to get out before the halt.
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Sure, but Elon is a sales and engineering god and Tesla won't die simply because of him
Any other company, this would make lots of sense
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>engineering god
Pls be /s
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He shot a rocket into space and landed it
It's like landin... |
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I exited many options yesterday thinking today will be another red start
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What made you think that? Everything seems random
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He should have looked at futures. They were so green at closing
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How the fuck do you look into t... |
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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He's gotta do something illegal to get impeached
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Pixel 2??????
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ya how did u know
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petition to allow /u/christianburt to become the head of the WSB tech division
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Where do I sign
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Abort the plan. This guy is useless.
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Not to mention the $38k+ tax bill that house has
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That's like 1% of assessed value. Pretty normal TBH.
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Is that house really worth almost $4 mil?
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No, like 2 mil. You can look up the address and see the listing from the las... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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Wrong, buddy. http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Karla_James
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Am I the only who notice that British women have gigantic titties?
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They actually had the highest ... |
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Ya that’s why you made it
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Recently single and lookin' to try somethin' new
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Holy shit, that flair
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What's it say? On mobile
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Recently Single
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Inb4 automated religion of peace truck attacks
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Automation will make those Attacks impossible
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*inescapable
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You clearly have no idea how autonomous vehicles work
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You clearly lack imagination. Comput... |
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So are we buying calls or puts?
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�� GANG CLIQUE
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Calls it is
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90 day calls?
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Wait, you can buy options further than one week out?
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You are now a mod at /r/personalfinance.
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What did this guy do? Is there a link to the background on this?
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Managed an 8-figure fund and sold naked OTM calls on natural gas. Clients lost all their money and are now on the hook for their margin calls.
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> Clients lost all their mo... |
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Didn't the guy say he knew he wasn't going to win after like the third year. He said the million dollar bet was probably one of the best losses he ever got as it gave him an inside with warren buffet; that they met at least once a year for a meal to discuss the markets... So... |
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Nice 28% ! 30 years more of that return and you might have enough to buy a house at the age of 80!
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I know right, assuming you only had 10k, you'd only have 16.5 million after 30 years after 28% ROI. Can't afford shit with that chump change
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wut in tarnation
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wut in evaluation
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wut in retardation
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wut in speculation
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Wut in market manipulation
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Wut in fraudulent masturbation
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They already lost south east asia to local startups. Future looks grim for Uber and hope they can learn from their mistakes
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What about europe? How are they doing over there?
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A lot of countries banned it some time ago to protect taxi indust... |
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Where do you people even work?
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I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
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Funny cause liberal is the opposite of communist
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Not according to conservatives, there’s no... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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Anyone feel like SPY has experienced a breakout and retested? Want to stock up on some SPY calls, but tempted to wait a little longer for confirmation
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Why don't you buy in phases?
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What are some good strategies for buying in phases? Asking ... |
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faggot.
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Not enough respect to capitalize it and just enough to add punctuation.
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nah the full stop was for emphasis
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Full stop, like the OP’s life... it should just stop.
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If he dies you will be consid... |
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Rooting for this bubble to pop so I can actually afford a house
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do u have six figures to throw down?
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When the time comes, you won't need six figures.
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Just to give you some perspective from the last recession. Rates wer... |
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>and I've already done the trade
Post proof.
EDIT: It's so like Wall Street for the expected move to be +/- 70%, and yet the lowest put is 50% away and the highest call is 271% away...
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I'll cut you a deal. If I post proof and I did do the trade then... |
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Looked this up because I knew he was funky but thought it wasn’t autism. It’s Aspergers actually! I figured it wasn’t autism because he liked his music loud af
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Asperger's isn't different, it's a place on the autism spectrum
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red and purple ... |
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Buy defense? Buy defense.
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First time actually considering UVXY. Shits getting out of hand
Can I get some flair for this? Jesus Christ my joke post made everyone rich but me.
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DFEN if you're risky
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As someone in DFEN, wha... |
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Decided to cash in on high IV of Robinhood options premiums. Also good news, from what I heard in the earnings call, Robinhood will soon be available in Europe.
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Dude, RH is not Robinhood's ticker symbol. Robinhood is not even listed.
RH is Restoration Hard... |
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Trump sure is a fucking retarded person
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Markets are up 20-25% since he came into office, can't be that stupid, investing in a market under Trump must be stupid, liquidate your investments :\^). 51% approval to boot
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>Markets are up 20... |
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Have you seen some of the dumb shit on here? We are no better than them. Only difference is that we are self aware retards.
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That's not a difference at all. 4chan is basically the king of self aware retardation. The website motto for a long ass time was "Eve... |
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Sold these calls 5 min later @11.2 for almost 10K profit
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When did you buy it
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12/27 thanks to the dude that posts those weekly cheap calls/puts lists
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What dude?
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u/shauncore
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this shit happened yesterday, why y'all reactive as fuck? stop showing up late to all the parties
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Mainly because Munchkin confirmed it this morning and apologized for the overly scary tweet about it earlier in the week. "My bad, sorry markets".
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not going to lie i had to dd to see if this was fake
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No way this is real
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My first DD on this sub will be to tell you, it is fake
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What does DD stand for?
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Dunkin Donuts you halfwit
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I have been bag holding these Jan 190c which is bought on a dip because V is always supposed to go up. Haven't even made a penny of profit yet
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I never buy OTM options, that’s straight up gambling. What’s your delta? Like .27? lol tight dude
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Would the real u/ElonMusk please stand up
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I repeat, will the real u/ElonMuskOfficial please stand up?
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Y’all act like you’ve never seen a privatization before
Jaws all on the floor when I said that funding’s secured
Started shorting my as... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Quick, someone tell me what to buy tomorrow
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$CROX
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> CROX
those shoes still exist?
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I’m sitting on 40%+ total returns for the past 3 months
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extend that to 4 months and you're down 80% because o... |
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For those that are from r/all this is r/wallstreetbets where people just like you trade/invest/gamble their way to early retirement or a nice cardboard box. If you haven't seen The Big Short or Billions you're not allowed in.
Here's some of our [top posts of this year](http... |
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Thought about it, now listening to him scream I am glad I did not.
edit: now he is crying....
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lol I want him to take his mask off
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Considering the attention this is getting, I think it would be tantamount to suicide to take the mask off.... |
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For anyone wondering - China was 51% of revenues in 2017. Fucking RIP
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It’s temporary ban. I predict it will last 2 weeks. All for show.
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It's gonna last till Trump and Xi stop swinging their dicks at each other.
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Can't swi... |
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Depends what kind. It’s an effective way to shield investments from taxation if you do it right.
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Didn't think this would turn into an actual discussion, but how so?
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Look up whole life insurance vs term life insurance. Blew my mind when I ... |
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Says the person with the most retarded looking bitemoji ever
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Wow, how’s the single life? You seriously use Bitmoji. My mom even knows those are lame. Haha. Seriously dude? EVERY BITMOJI IS RETARDED.
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nice downvotes you got there sir
## Sp... |
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Even though I haven’t lost as much as you, I feel ya. I too am having doubts if it’ll ever recover. I hope it does, for both our sakes :)
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For me it needs to be happening before 2 Sept else m gone
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I think you meant 2nd Nov, but yeah man, ho... |
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I spent 300k to earn 250k/year. Fucking disaster of a choice but not financially disastrous.
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What field of study / job ?
The location might help for your salary too.
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Finance / law. Unfortunately biglaw is awful and being a lawyer is aw... |
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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I will do the honour.
$stock JNUG
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Direxion Daily Junior Gold Mine (**JNUG**):
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**Price:** $11.44
**Open:** $12.20
**Change:** -0.72 (-5.92%)
**Today's Low/High:**... |
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I shared with them once, and then they got my info and started spamming the shit out of me and my physical mailbox. Felt like they wasted all the cash that I gave them by spamming me.
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Welcome to the world of non-profit donating - where the asking, campaigni... |
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Also anything less than 1000 dollar gains. I’m tired of this place being log jammed with 1 contract 200 dollar gains. Go to r/investing for that shit.
I second the wizdaddy posts though
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What if that $200 is the difference between me living in a cardboard ... |
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Wait, has labcorp had fraud stuff?
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Not as far as I can tell, nothing outside a normal bio/pharma company.
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Clinical lab testing. Close but not a bio/pharma.
And yes, mostly normal. They are total shit compared to quest diagnostics but it’... |
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Everyone wants to be rich and at the same time don’t want other people to be rich. “hE’S nOT rIcH ENoUgH”
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They don't want people to get rich off their tax paid money.
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Except no one digs into the details of the expense. Let’s just ignore th... |
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What caused this dramatic increase in rate?
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The fact that we could not form a government, investor are starting to get worried about Italeave. They are afraid we will go back to Lira or who knows what and devaluate.
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“Italeave”? Is that re... |
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Good. All they do is shit post. #MakeWSBGreatAgain
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BUILD THE WALL!
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TEN FEET HIGHER!
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#In this world, it's TRUMP or be STUMPED!
[Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! *High Energy*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIG... |
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Depends what your position is in. If its UWTI then you're fucked and you need to sell. If its something like XOM then you need to ride the wave for the next couple of years.
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why am I fucked if it's UWTI
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Oh Jesus. By your response I a... |
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People tends to be ignorant about having the privilege of having certain degree of tolerance for uncertainty.
If you live paycheque to paycheque, money up front is better, because you have zero tolerance for any uncertainty. It’s either food or hungry.
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Al... |
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Herro, I am from r/all , wuts goin on here?
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OP has .25 million invested in Micron and is saying for 500 upvotes, he will stay invested through a MU earnings report, which may drive the value of the stock up or down how depending on the news / report numbers... |
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My god. The fuck did you do?
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Started trading options.
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Whats the difference between options and put calls?
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Congratulations, you are now approved for Robinhood gold with $25,000 margin. :)
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Thanks :D not li... |
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who else thinks Bezy is doing this just to fuck with trump?
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I am pretty sure that's supposed to be obvious.
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not to this sub
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This sub is **TOP MEN**.
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I'd say most are bottoms
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with how... |
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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That sub is fucking depressing.
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Why? It's people looking for help and people looking to help. Unless you find the idea of poverty is depre... |
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#shortafghanistan
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Too soon
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I didn't understand this. Can you explain the reference please?
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Afghanistan is a country in Asia.
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I know that. What does this have to do with the post ?
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How is this even possible?
## Speaker_1: ##
Stock is up 31% this week.
The May 18th $22.50 calls are up 1,300% today alone
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How do options work? Options isn’t always shorting right?
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... |
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Did KFC decide to bring the fake meat back after they did the one-day trial earlier this month?
edit: Burger King did an Impossible Meat trial too, what have the results been?
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I haven’t seen any news about it.
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Tim hortons is dropping it
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Where can I invest in the chemicals that's turning our frogs gay?
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[I actually work for Alex Jones](https://www.skippers-bin.com/2017-07-31/the-knight-of-covfefe/). I can ask him tomorrow if you would like.
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Does your pay check have taxes ta... |
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Nice one.
Some unsolicited advice from someone in their 20's that \*had\* that much cash -- don't fucking yolo with all of it. Don't fuck with more than 25k at a time -- throw it in some index fund or some solid company and just maybe sell some covered calls here and there... |
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u/earnmoneysafely this is where you come to get answers for questions of this type.
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Why are you tagging me in this? Do you have an answer to the question, or are you just wasting time?
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Why on earth are you fucking with options if you have ... |
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The company I work for is switching to salesforce. Long CRM.
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You joke but seriously salesforce is the leader in their market.
That and SAP are what businesses run off of.
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SAP is a money suck on organizations an no one ever gets it worki... |
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What a joke
Any loyal shareholder must now realize Elon lied when he said funding secured.
Oh wait he was using future tense!
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Bankers could have advised them to open it up? They could do that for lots of reasons (CFIUS approval, a better price, etc.... |
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A long time ago, I remember someone posted a screenshot of someone's posts on that site where he keeps pumping a losing stock, and then finally radio silence. It's kind of sad if you think about it. Like the the finally dagger hit him or something.
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My buddy... |
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IQ @ $25
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I’m thinking it might open over $30 tomorrow — volume is slowing so I think bears may be getting exhausted. Plus earnings in a few weeks. If anything get back in before earningd
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Fingers crossed. I bought stonk at $42.
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Listen here autismo: if you yolo the saving your in a lose-lose.
You win and your lottery ticket gets cut in half plus you get to pay for lawyers.
You lose and your wife’s lawyer is going to try to make you reimburse your wife for the losses.
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divorce laws... |
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If it's real make sure you put money away for taxes. Uncle Sam gonna want his.
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He got into the top tax bracket literally overnight. [edit: actually shot up a couple tax brackets, the highest is a little farther up]
451k - 57k = 394k
30% * 394 = $118k taxe... |
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AMD pls help MU
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It won’t today. Money is going to move to AMD because short term opportunity is better with AMD.
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And what are these short term opportunities you speak of?
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Its going up?
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executing... |
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Dude makes a fucking golf analogy and blames democrat resistance to his expensive wall?
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He saved three times as much by pulling out of Syria.
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Yeah but that was retarded too
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Yeah I love foreign wars in the middle east
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Look at the last three bear markets. What caused them? 2008 mortgage crisis, 2000 tech bubble pop, 1987 literally panic selling from black monday. We need to think, what in our economy today could be similar to an event like that, ending this bull market?
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Just bought 111 shares of MU and 11 contracts 9/14 51C @$.98. Hoping for a turn!
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With absolutely zero insight, I see it hitting $45 before it closes above $52.50 again.
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I think 47.80 is still a bargain for MU and tomorrow will be gr... |
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When I feel bad about my day, I see these and it makes me feel better, thank you.
Edit: been thinking about this post my entire drive home from work. And fuck man. I hope you will bounce back, but let me know of any upcoming plays you’re thinking about so I can do the oppos... |
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Position: SQ and FB 10/19 calls
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Damn...really wish i jumped on SQ this morning, i’m playing catchup on my portfolio as well
## Speaker_0: ##
I bought SQ calls when it dropped 7% a day after earnings. I usually go 2-3 month expiration as I lost 90% playing ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Listen no one likes tariffs, heck I do not like tariffs. However we have entered a point in history where the idea of going to war with one another is off the table due to nuclear weapons. Now is the age of cyberspace battles and economic warfare. Tariffs are part of that ec... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
## Speaker_2: ##
Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Its not in c++ you fucking autist. Ios apps are in swift and android are in java. Web is in anything but c++
## Speaker_1: ##
He's just ahead of the curve, all the cool kids are now compiling C++ with WebAssembly to style their websites.
## Speaker_0: ##
I wish. That way I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't understand how dumb you have to be to not be able to comprehend you should have a RH account for stocks and a tasty account for options.
## Speaker_1: ##
Forgive my ignorance but what is tasty?
## Speaker_0: ##
Tastyworks. A broker that allows you to trade options ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
lmao SPY puts?
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Yeah
## Speaker_1: ##
Didnt you have a 18k margin call? what happened to it?
## Walls1337bot: ##
That was on interactive brokers, not rh
## Speaker_1: ##
Did you cover it?
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Yes
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## Speaker_0: ##
sold my 7/20 60s for 30% gain. Hands are weak but I have more money than I started with
## Walls1337bot: ##
God damnit don't tempt me to sell, I am holding the same.
## Speaker_0: ##
the time to sell is over wait til eod volume spikes
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I'd rather not c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the fuck he wants the prices to be lower and, at the same time, the US to profit off of liquified natural gas exports (remember those millions of jobs?). Does this guy understand anything?
## Speaker_1: ##
Lots of ways to reduce the price of gas without reducing price o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
-100% when you lose all your money because they couldn’t insure your accounts and Robinhood goes under because some new grad engineer fucked up their options code and made them go bankrupt.
## Speaker_1: ##
Was it really not covered by federal insurance?
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... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
THIS
## Speaker_0: ##
SHITTY
## Speaker_0: ##
MEME
## Speaker_1: ##
EVERYDAY
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Goodbye.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Congrats, does it come with the blonde or is she extra?
## Walls1337bot: ##
She comes with me... she is my wife.
## Speaker_1: ##
Looks like Vancouver.
## Speaker_2: ##
So.... $4k/mo?
## Speaker_3: ##
In property taxes, yes.
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LOL
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's gonna be that guy with his whole retirement account in mast
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, what price did he get in/out at?
## Speaker_2: ##
thread?
## Speaker_3: ##
i tried finding the thread, i think it got deleted but it was posted about a week or two ago.
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## Speaker_0: ##
In other words, HFT? where is the conspiracy?
## Speaker_1: ##
Idk bro maybe that it’s been 9 years since the flash crash and our trading data is 20x more accessible and the Data sets are 20x better and it’s the fuel for this bull market
## Walls1337bot: ##
Market is 99% c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/latestagecapitalism] [r\/wallstreetbets calls for banning of any frequent contributor to this sub or r\/socialism (aka me)](https://np.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comment... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why would you buy the calls already instead of waiting until right before earnings? Aren't you just eating the theta decay loss for no reason?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because I believe we will have a run up to earnings as more people realize that this is going to beat. The key her... |
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* $MU - 13.00%
* $ADBE - 12.79%
* $AMAT - 10.21%
* $AAPL - 9.66%
* $SQ - 9.43%
* $MZOR - 8.58%
* $CY - 8.20%
* $PYPL - 7.60%
* $NVDA - 7.49%
* $ATVI - 7.25%
* $PFPT - 5.80%
Edit: These are percentages of my total portfolio *(That's why they add up to 100%)*
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is that like illegal or something?
## Speaker_1: ##
Uh yes
## Speaker_0: ##
Why? Whats the issue?
I just started and obviously just dick around and yolo, not a really sophisticated investor...
## Speaker_2: ##
Scenario: I work at Edward Jones and people come to me with t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I love that statue. Nothing conceptualized how annoying dumb women got in the way of productivity and progress for no other reason than to project their insecurities to the world, than that statue did. Hope it makes a return!
## Speaker_1: ##
Amen Brother. The social libera... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m still waiting for my reply ticket from last week... I will gladly trust them with my checking and savings account. Fraud or issues/locked account? No worries we’ll get back to you next week via email; if we decide to.
## Speaker_1: ##
My wait time on the phone with Fide... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
As an employee of the oil industry I disagree
## Speaker_1: ##
As a consumer of the oil industry who drives 100 miles per day, I agree.
As a purchaser of oil stocks, I disagree.
## Speaker_2: ##
That’s a hell or a commute there bud
## Speaker_3: ##
Not as crazy as it ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hopefully make back the 15k I just lost today.
## Speaker_1: ##
I think you gave all your money to me :(
## Speaker_0: ##
Well then give it back and we'll call it even
## Speaker_1: ##
I'll order you some consolatory pizza if you pm me your address and what type of pizza... |
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