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If he's releasing it, it doesn't hurt him. Watch it'll screw Dems over.
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The issue is that they want the whistleblower statement and he's not letting them see it. That's why $SPY briefly went up when he tweeted then went down. So idk let's see. I don't thin... |
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1. Ouch
2. I am emotionally stable, so we good there.
3. This sucks a lot but I live well within my means so money just seems like numbers on a computer screen to me. I run a decent business so I am not too worried long term.
Going to hold these and sell off over the comin... |
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yea dude went to stanford, what a fucking loser
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And then Penn right? He a fruad
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Other way around. But first he went to school in Canada. Then transferred to penn. never actually went to Stanford. Apparently he got admitted into their PhD... |
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7 There is definitely no peepee tape. I'm a very germophobic man ask anyone. Also fuck MU and IQ they are horrible companies and you shouldn't invest in them. Sad!
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Peepee is sterile...
Edit: Ignore this. Apparently peepee is not sterile, and there's been n... |
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What the literal fuck
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In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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WeWork customers... |
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that woman is disgusting
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I think I know which one you are referring to.
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All of them
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I see 3 that arent bad.... quantity over quality
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The one holding the dog looks like a social worker
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What a scumbag tho. He’s saying that but you know he’s got millions in a vanguard
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For suuure
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Hey be seen this and indefinitely support high volatility stocks, but if you don’t keep atleast half of your money in low volatility, long term in... |
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Quit trading til you figure out what you did wrong. You’re just going to keep throwing good money after bad money trying to make up your losses. Everyone has had to take a hiatus at least once to get their mind right.
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I'm a fucking idiot and go all in on &l... |
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Jokes on you as you will have to pay a fuckton of taxes while we write off our annual $3000.
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He still made a shit ton of money even after taxes...
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Issa jokee
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Damn im slow. Some people actually think like that though.
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If you think like this without knowing the underlying cause of the changes in price, you shouldn't be trading real money yet
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I mean, you can pay for a class, or you can pay to learn this way.
I learned what a "long squeeze" was and how it works in a very s... |
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We just lose money in options now
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Trade options on 3x ETFs
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> Trade options on 3x ETFs tracking crypto
FTFY
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Trade options on 3x ETFs tracking crypto
on margin
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ain't nobody gona' lend yo... |
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Back in @7500 x 3.95 let's do this bois
Edit: buy high sell low is my specialty
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You are in for one wacky day
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My body is ready after what happened yesterday
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I don't think it is ready for the pounding you're about to take.... |
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https://gyazo.com/f964f0c5859bcee7f83d6005a21813ed
:) see you at the moon boys
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so just so i'm clear on the math on this: if the price is now $7, you just made $.72 per share * 3000 shares or $2160? Before fees.
nicely done if so.
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yup, op... |
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\*cries in chinese
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*Laughs in Japanese
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\*Nods in Korean
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*Shoots in Murican
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*Drinks in Russian
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*ching Chong bing bong
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> has 50K
> asks some random teenager to manage it
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And then sues when it doesn't go well. What a fucker.
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I find it hard to believe that any platform would let him trade that quantity of money without age and identity verificatio... |
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Elon trying to one up Papa John by calling a worldwide hero a pedophile.
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Tbf people like you said the same thing when the Catholic Church was caught with little boys.
Dude can be a hero and Elon can be right. You need them to be exclusive from one another... |
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Macrons marriage is so fucking weird
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I don't trust a president that doesn't have children, got no skin in the game.
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Never thought of it that way lol
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Merkel too ;)
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*Shudders*
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Can it not be both, autist OP?
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yeah you just gotta play your cards right
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Is it not at least a little fair to say Trump has been sandbagging an otherwise strong market? Is that fake news?
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it’s a little fair to say the gi... |
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at least i created content on the sub ololollool
fuck
edit: updating end-of-day tomorrow with a screen for u lads
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Fuck the haters. They wouldn’t have the balls to make these plays. No one gets it right every time.
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most of us don't get... |
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I actually think it was meant to be. See, the tendie gods knew if they let you cash out you’d be hesitant to return to your true calling. In all their wisdom and knowing how brilliant of a trader you are, they left some nugs for you. You must return. It’s your destiny... |
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See you on the front page, boys
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wtf is the source material im so confused
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To catch a predator.
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is it real or fake
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Pretty sure it's real and those guys actually get arrested.
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what the f... |
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This has fucked me
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I was literally in the middle of adjusting my limit sell for SPY puts when this giant green candle shot through my asshole.
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I bought 5 spy calls expiring in 2 weeks near the bottom today. Damn I got fucking lucky
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Can we get this to r/stocks and hope no one fact checks this?
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Fact check? Is this a new ticker symbol? Can it be shorted?
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Shorting $FCTCH as we speak.
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I got the ticker wrong again. Shorted $FTCK
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No thats... |
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Jesus Christ all the comments are nuked. Are the /r/lsc faggots out in force or something?
PS thanks Marty, I only bought MU because I saw your position and figured you knew what you were doing.
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I don't get this...I don't even have the option to downvote,... |
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100% of my neighbors are millionaires. A million doesn't buy as much as you think these days.
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So u live in Cali? If u own a house in any major cali city, u basically are a millionaire because of their insane zoning and building codes
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Lol
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Lol
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Lol
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Lol
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Don’t put anything in leveraged ETFS long term. Contango and rebalancing will eat that shit up. SPY and QQQ are fine though.
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Isn't TQQQ just the leveraged version of QQQ so that it should be fine in the long term as long as QQQ is fine?
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Fuck yeah!!!!! Where the F&F OG gang at?
Edit: We won En Blanc. For those that are going “WTF?”
Edit 2: Imma start the inevitable... /u/NOVACPA “What do I do now? I have x shares of common and x Preferreds”
“What does this mean?”
“Now what?”
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What ... |
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538 gave an 85 percent chance for warriors to win last night, they lost by 30, Hillary has an 85 percent chance right now, we shall see
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lmfao. BTFO'd
Reminder, 538 also gave Trump a <10% Chance of winning the Primary.
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538 is full of s... |
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Does that woman have tits on her kneecaps?
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you never been with a much much much older lady?
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Tell me more
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They have tits on their kneecaps.
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Tell me even more
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They juggle their tits on t... |
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Robinhood stole from the rich and would give it to the poor, think of him as Bernie Sanders and you’ll understand Robinhood.
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Then why the hell am I still broke? I think my RH is broken, it just keeps taking.
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No, you’re broke because the r... |
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I hate that this sub is too stupid to understand this and is thus downvoting you.
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Yeah, I probably should have gone to more effort with my OP but I figured it was obvious. Oh well, not a big deal...
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ELI5 plox ty
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Good on you brother :) Nice to see not everyone here is a retarded gambling addict
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/r/financialindependence is good for the more boring but realistic stuff IMO.
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Pfft. FIREs aim to live off of 40k a year. I aim to buy a new 40k yacht every... |
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Buy defense? Buy defense.
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First time actually considering UVXY. Shits getting out of hand
Can I get some flair for this? Jesus Christ my joke post made everyone rich but me.
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DFEN if you're risky
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As someone in DFEN, wha... |
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Reminds me of when I was a kid and tried to argue to a teacher that if I was able to get exactly 0% on a final exam that I should receive an A+ for the semester.
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had a physics teacher offer this to us. on a multiple choice final. if you got 0% exactly you g... |
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As an employee of the oil industry I disagree
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As a consumer of the oil industry who drives 100 miles per day, I agree.
As a purchaser of oil stocks, I disagree.
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That’s a hell or a commute there bud
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Not as crazy as it ... |
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Is this even a valid reason for a run up. The news gives the impression there was no funding or consensus on a buyout till Elon tweeted. This sounds like blatant ketchup but the stock rises ?
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Proves Elon wasn’t lying. If he wasn’t lying about the private of... |
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Greenspan better fucking hope the USA isn't in a treasury debt bubble.
That said, [there is a scenario](https://mises.org/library/zimbabwe-best-performing-stock-market-2007) by which all the US stock markets (hell, all the stock markets in developed countries) are massiv... |
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You shouldve asked not to be a faggot
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Its a figure of speech. I didn't actually get to ask my Secret Santa for the gifts. Otherwise I woulda asked for more hot wheels track pieces.
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To shove up your butt?
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No to buil... |
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Money isn't worth it. You got 660k somehow, you can get it again.
And if you can't, it doesn't matter. You're worth more than some paper.
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Maybe it was inheritance and he's so retarded he'll never make another dollar in his life
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I fell ... |
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Im just here from all/popular. Can someone explain literally every setence of this gif to me?
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"I opened a Robinhood account."
Robinhood is a financial services company for poor people that does not charge account management or per-trade fees like most o... |
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I'm such an idiot. Had 2100 $10.10 shares, and I sold them at $10.32 because it was going down as the day was coming to a close yesterday. Huge potential just thrown in the trash. Anyone got a thought on when AMD will drop down a decent amount again?
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sold i... |
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Congrats, but fuck that's some serious volatility you got there.
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Thank you! This is my risky account for sure. Trying to blow it up one way or another over the next few years! We all know which way it's likely to go...
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Hey it's me your ... |
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I have no stake in any of these FANG stocks but I always come here to watch the colossal melt down that follows.
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More drama than The O.C. It makes for great viewing.
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The O.C.? What are you? A 43-year-old housewife?
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30 ... |
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Really needed this after losing 80% of my portfolio on fb. All brkb and Amzn weekly options
https://imgur.com/gallery/aSh5e6q
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I only do leaps rn can you please give me a link to something or a quick rundown on weeklies? Like do you buy otm and sell when it... |
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I have a bad feeling about RAD. Down vote if you want. Something doesn't sit right with me on this one.
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Scary to hear that from someone on this sub who actually makes money. Still, I know what you mean. Lot's of powerful people don't want this to happen ... |
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At $1.2mil after taxes, I would do the following:
* Pay off student loans for my wife and I (-72k)
* Pay off the remaining mortgage on our house (-73k)
* Pay off all consumer debt (-5k)
* Put a 75% down payment on a house with several acres, and low crime in my home stat... |
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Wow Netflix on Monday already. OH BOY.
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I know, I'm debating 30 puts in the morning..
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If it goes above $205 I may buy puts but I think ill be a puss and stand on the side lines
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Dude, stop!
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Opps, ph... |
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So this explains why my idiot sister and her degenerate boyfriend are about to get their used 2004 Cadillac repo'd as they're failing to meet the loan repayment with their $9 an hour wage jobs. Perhaps idiots just breed idiots. I'm getting fed up with family who owe me money... |
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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10% to 19.9% is a correction, more than 20% is a bear market. Bear markets usually happen duri... |
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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"what happens if it expires worthless?"
"its only a loss if you sell"
lmao
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Yo is that Bill Clinton at the 6:49 mark?
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...it's a 59 sec gif...
Where Tf did u watch a 6 min gif?
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You're really, really dumb if you thought I... |
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Hopefully make back the 15k I just lost today.
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I think you gave all your money to me :(
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Well then give it back and we'll call it even
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I'll order you some consolatory pizza if you pm me your address and what type of... |
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I think he's complaining about https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/storyline/wp/2014/09/12/the-postal-service-is-losing-millions-a-year-to-help-you-buy-cheap-stuff-from-china/?utm_term=.60eabc861ce0 but as always it is very hard to tell what exactly this man is trying to tal... |
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Mod this motherfucker right now
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At least a flair
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Your welcome.
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You’re*
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No. Your welcome. You didn't even thank me.
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Makes sense. Self described degenerates voting republican.
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And then they get blasted in the ass upon voting democrat. Neither party has your best interests in heart.
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Realistically, people in this sub should align with neoliberal ideals, so... |
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2.7 *billion*....for some search results on their stupid shopping website...in 2010...the hell kind of eurotrash money grab is this
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The whole EU only has like 5 tech companies, they have to participate somehow, hence why they steal from AAPL, FB and GOOGL. ... |
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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/860/JohnMcAfee.JPG
Edit: Just sayin'...this could've been a failed suicide attempt. This tweet could be to save face on the matter. He seems to want the attention. Don't mean that to be insensitive but I really don't thin... |
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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Tbh I'd rather lose all my money day trading than be a door to door salesman.
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i met a few d2d salesmen that said they made a lot of money
funny how none of them kept... |
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Sell my speculation TSLA puts for a happy meal. First time in ages the stock looks a little stagnant and there's AH news to pump them back up again.
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That's what happens for going against Elon MFing Musk bro. The TSLA train stops for no one!
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Why?
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2200 shares.. and because it's not going out of business and only going to go up..
Worst case is someone buys them out and/or government bailout again..
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What do u mean again? Ford was the only one that wasnt bailed out.
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I thought this was some liberal bullshit at first. Have an upvote
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I'm a liberal and I thought it was going to be some liberal bullshit too.
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Begone Liberal
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TFW r/wallstreetbets has the same opinion as r/latestagecapitali... |
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Wtf are u kidding me with those walls?
Who’s kid is this?
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Took the pic on the investors relations floor of MU headquarters
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I see french on that black sign. When the fuck did we start letting canucks back in here?
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A lot... |
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This isnt a real tweet btw, cant find it anywhere
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Don't let the truth get in the way of the college Republican circle jerk this sub is becoming.
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When you piss all your trust fund money on TSLA FDs and decide to blame it on commies
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Man. I understand the humor in this sub, but sometimes it's taken too far. I think this is an example of it.
I get it, it's funny to laugh and joke, but sometimes you need to take a step back and really think about it.
Maybe I'm just biased.
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>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
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For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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So, what you're saying is, I should pour all my money into penny stocks and Amazon?
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Gold. Look at the volume today across gold. Everyone knows what’s up.
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So buy $GLD?
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Gold falls with market too. I have Gold calls from las... |
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6 months, a fine and 3 years of probation, probably.
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He's facing 20 years
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That's max no one ever gets max. Oj did like 9/20 years for a much more serious crime and he's black
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It's 20 years for individual charges thoug... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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Goodbye.
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Obliterated.
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I can't believe this happened
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at least he made profit for the people he "defrauded"
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Try these out ((( ))).
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my boy marty is albanian
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people
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we ��ive in a ��ociety
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Charlie is my hero. Definitely the most ruggedly attractive YouTuber.
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That and he donates most of his YouTube money to charity because "I never wanted to do this shit for a living"
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He doesn’t do that anymore
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He doesn'... |
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i dont want even look at my TDA faggots delight account
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I spent about $1500 in my IRA on TD trading FDs. My IRA only had about 5000 to start ��
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time for you to use the other 3500
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I only got about 1000 left in it ��
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1. Short every single stock.
2. Vote Trump
3. Cash out your millions within first month of his Presidency.
4. Watch America collapse from the comfort of your yacht.
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Where should I anchor my yacht, Florida Keys or Nantucket?
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Keys, muc... |
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globally, ... |
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Ya know.. I was looking at my portfolio and again, questioned why I was still in AMD.
I hate you AMD. Will exit and never look back...... someday
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Yeah I wanna pull out of it... but my position is too good and it never hits the $15 selling point I would pu... |
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damn dude have some respect and block our her name / face.
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Okay, pretend you didn't see her name and face
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low key send me them tittays
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That's not respectful. I may be sexist but I'm not misogynistic
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What was your starting balance?
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25k, lowest was 3.5k. My account really started around 2k but constant losses and deposits brought it to 25
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Wow , 3.5k and made it all back and above ?
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https://imgur.com/a/qRYFWmm
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lol I shorted my family years ago.
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I'm hedging my wife with my mistress.
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I'm hedging my mistress with your wife
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That's a losing trade.
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you haven't seen my mistress
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Sounds more like they'll open their markets to Europe and Asia, but continue to counter US tariffs.
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Read between the lines. This is china's way of staying strong but you can ultimately see that fair trade is all the u.s. ever wanted.
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when she started crying I lol'd
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I saw this movie when I was younger and thought she was upset because she believed him. Now that I'm an adult I realize she's crying because she thinks the kid is bat shit
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What movie?
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HE'S TAKIN' OUT UNSUBIDIZED STUDENT LOANS!!!!!
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Federal student loan debt = modern day indentured servitude
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Ok Bernie
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How do you disagree
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I don’t understand why everyone has to go move away to universi... |
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[Top story on CNBC](https://www.cnbc.com/id/104989938?view=story&trk=mostpopular::1:102527204)
Some hedge funds blowing up in the morning gents
Edit: Jane Street Group owns 2.25m SVXY and 65k XIV... hahaha... ha... fuckin ouch
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I bought UVXY as a ... |
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor.... |
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[wait til this picks up](https://imgur.com/a/Svq9G)
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Is that real?
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yeah but the circle jerk won't push it to the top probably. it's breaking now
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They won't push it to the top because it's completely irrelevant
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oh it should be 7/13 I guess. Whatever. wizdaddy is my random options picker i made because i already pick them mostly at random, and lost every time because I'm dumb.
it's weighted to look at the performance of the last few days and some stupid sentiment analysis stuff ... |
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Think about it like this...you got a neighbor and he likes to borrow your lawnmower. You like to borrow his wife’s giant black dildo.
Say you decide you’re gonna charge him money to use the lawnmower now. What do you think happens to dildo prices?
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So.... ... |
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Su Bae is gonna set up a glorious short squeeze.
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what’s your personal PT? I can see it hitting high $11s, but idk about $12
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As soon as it hit 11 I dumped everything I had.
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i fucking entered in the wrong sell price for my... |
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Held $AMZN calls, bought more $AMZN calls, rode the wave. Bought $BA, $MDLZ, $SBUX calls. Bought $FB puts. Sold to close my $twtr puts. Sold to close $CMCSA calls. Ended the day up 48% overall. Can't complain.
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Curious why $FB puts?
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If you truly believe this, go hop on predictit.com. Currently 5-to-1 odds against Trump winning. Dump a couple thousand on there, and then go buy a yacht.
Report back after the election.
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Did you know that the US is funding millions of Israelis to kill ... |
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LMFAO -- how to ruin your life before you even start. Best of luck friend. If they actually give you a 25k limit as a college student with basically no income that is seriously irresponsible.
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It's hilarious that they say "yeah 25k in debt, well that's onl... |
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Glad this isn't some SJW White Knight BS. Great content OP
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>SJW White Knight BS
Holy The_Donald
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Why does everything have to be connected to Trump?
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Why'd you censor it you pussy
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This is a Christian sub-reddit
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thats why we hate fags
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But is self hatred really all that healthy?
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Neither is eating chicken tenders in moms basement all day but here we are.... |
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"White people don't know what's it like being poor" -Bernie Sanders
Not only he lacks any understanding of economics, this was easily the most racist comment in the entire 2016 political campaign.
#SANDERS WILL DESTORY THE AMERICAN ECONOMY AND OUR FAT GAINS. COMPANIES WIL... |
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Well, it's Thursday, so probably just kill myself
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Macabilly, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call 800-273-8255.
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Cute bot
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DD: Got the sauce a day early, had to bypass the fat homosexual highschool employee trying to deny me the sauce packets. Sauce is ginger soysauce, and it's gross. Who the fuck eats tendies with ginger soysauce. When everyone finds out tomorrow the hyped up sauce is horseshit... |
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OP 'bout to get fired
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Full time WSBer in the making
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"I have $800 in my Robinhood account and want to day trade full-time what are my next steps?"
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I have $189.76 in my robinhood account and want to day trade full-time. Wh... |
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Yeah except your posts get shadow banned now for using that f word.
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On this sub?
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Yep... no more f word apparently. I guess some bundle of sticks became a mod and doesn’t like it
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F
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A
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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He's gotta do something illegal to get impeached
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