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can mods pin this for the week, i always have a hard time finding this throughout the week to see the next company to play.
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Why don't you save it? That should make it easier to find
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why don't you suck my dick faggot?
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Got... |
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I know nothing of German politics but I know a bit about German history and it's not a good sign when the white nationalist party is starting to win elections again.
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White nationalist? Wtf are you talking about? Do you mean German nationalist? What’s wro... |
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Surely they didn't take a fake gun to their office/school.
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Bruh, thats my gun I use for self defense. Concealed carry, problem?
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I mean... concealed carry isn't permitted at every office/school.
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What people don't kno... |
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Apple fading fast
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Lol is it? It’s at 182. It closed Lower yesterday.
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It was up almost 2.50 premarket, back down to now.
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You realize 2.50 move on a 180 stock is PM is insignificant. Your puts are fucked.
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Then it's weird that WBA and FREDS see so much value here.
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Exactly, why would WBA pay $6.50-7 for something only worth $1.50??
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Alternative evaluations
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exactly, a firm that wants to shit all over it, buy in while cheap ... |
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Please set up and share streaming URL and time so we can tune in.
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No I will most likely do a video and upload on the subreddit if it does hit 11
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Streaming is better if you die from choking on your Crocs before you can upload the vid
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Buying 500k usd worth of MTCH
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If this doesn't get you laid Idk what will.
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Dealing with women is not worth it unless one falls onto my lap by herself and leaves after the fact. Would women hit on me if I flashed them my brokerage account fr... |
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I am at a mild chuckle right now.. aren't you the guy who posted yesterday about the $15 amd calls and everyone bashed how dumb this was? If the previous statement is correct and you are a true wsb I know you aren't going to cash out your profits and will get ripped on AMD M... |
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No comparison to $SNAP. Buzzfeed has a simple product with a viable revenue stream.
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A revenue stream that is dwindling away. I saw several polls that showed across the board, regardless of party affiliating, buzzfeed is one of the least trusted news sites ... |
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There has been a 160k, 100k, and now 300k block on the bid side . Someone is definitely loading up for deep space exploration ������
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Where you see this at?
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Any broker except for RH.
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I got OH, where do i see that?
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I want to be nice and all but if you're only making 20K a person and aren't a student looking at higher income in the future then you should probably shell out 20 bucks for a pack of condoms
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For real. I'm I full time college student and still broke into th... |
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Marketwatch? Smells like ..
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What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with th... |
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This is some quality shit i can get behind.
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This deff looks like it belongs to uhaupt91 who was banned earlier this year. His memes could be off limits as well
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His ban was a real shame. The Who wants to be a Millionaire video had me fuckin... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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Elon leaves the white house council, TSLA to the moon!
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haha, watch Elon not leave.
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As stupid as this is ... this could be the catalyst for the TSLA bubble bursting.
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lol no, TSLA is already in a great position with existi... |
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no one tell him
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Y not
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No one tell him
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seems like its time to short TSLA
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No one tell him
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i feel like this shit happens every fucking day now
what cyber security related stox should I long?
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Isn't there a ticker $hack? But I wouldn't touch it..
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[https://www.forbes.com/sites/stevemorgan/2016/04/20/meet-the-worlds-largest-... |
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Buy the dip!
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Which dip though? I enjoy the Gaelic parmesan but I suppose I wouldn't be opposed to buying the honey BBQ dip either.
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Mmmm I love me some parmesan garlic. I've tweaked a recipe I make at home that's pretty similar to the r... |
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https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/818124094587752452 for those curious
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How is saying "I would rather eat my own organs" publicly in response to a private DM not harassment too (by twitter standards)
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Cuz she is a woman or something.
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I sold half my contracts at $24.00 average on Friday to free up capital for another investment. Gonna let these bitches ride.
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Congrats man, never had the balls to play options on WEED. though I’m in at sub $2
Buy some tendies
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Having shorting around keeps everyone honest. If you couldn’t profit from losses everyone would turn a willfully blind eye to non gains, we’d have more bubbles.
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Also, shorts are the only people brave enough to make a bid in a market crash. That's why when g... |
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This guy is going to be a millionaire with this play
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Retire at 19.
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Me too, thanks. Now how do I convince my poor family to lend me $46k to throw at the market?
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I earned 46k instead of asking my family
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"China has a 99% chance of winning a trade war" - Nate Silver
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Trump continually proves that 1% margin is bigger than people think.
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Yeah, you know what they say. When you're getting into a trade war, be sure to get into several all at the s... |
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you have to understand
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You have to understand
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You’ll never understand
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What is understand
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What is is
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what
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Life
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of Pi
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All of you... |
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Selling these guys options is actually just free money.
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I wonder what the stipulations are going to be for Robinhood options. They can't even short stock on that platform, so there goes a couple of options strategies. I feel like there is a big catch for th... |
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Lol when he has to do his taxes all those "gains" will just cost him more money than he started.
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Is that true though? Wouldn't the amount of capital gains tax you pay never be more than the actual capital gain? Or are you just talking about the fees you ... |
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That hit close to home. Except the Jennifer Aniston part, and the wife part. And having a car.
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You sold your children?
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He's sold some kids, yes.
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LPT: sell your kids’ kidneys first then sell your kids so you can maxi... |
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you are so whipped
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Yeah well when ur wife makes more money than you, you’re sorta beholden to a certain extent
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You could make millions a year and you would still be so whipped. Get some balls.
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I feel you bro. Glad you’re here, but I still have to do this
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I have only personally used Robinhood. It’s biggest pro is free stock trading. Some cons include no “after hours” orders and no insight on stocks.
Acorn basically just auto invests your spare change after each purchase.. not too exciting but it’s a decent way to build w... |
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This is not what you are supposed to do with your student loan.
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Its alright. There's not much difference between paying off 200000 vs 220000
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How does one qualify for that much student loan? Asking for a friend
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Well my un... |
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A second referendum is going to cause riots, UK has pretty much shot itself in the face with all this.
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Came here to say this. They are basically asking for a yellow vest insurgency
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Yeah guys who set it up that way knowing it would never be... |
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Enjoy the next decade of tax rebates
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Can you explain to an EU buddy?
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In the US a portion of your realized capital losses can be used to reduce your tax burden. Amounts greater than the annual limit can be carried over to future years for ... |
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What movie is this from? Looks like something an aspiring investor should watch!
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The Big Short
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Never heard of it
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Watch it. Good movie.
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It's on Netflix
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So short Netflix? Or inverse ... |
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Can someone explain this data to a simple dumbass such as myself?
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Stocks that are down that have the largest inflow of cash. Shows a that a lot of people think this is a discount. You can use this to know when to buy calls and selling into strength as wh... |
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Dude is repulsive looking. His skin tone doesn't look natural for a healthy human being.
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Who gives a shit? Are you no longer interested in trying to fuck him? He can buy an entire new body.
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He's a piece of shit. The guy is big time globali... |
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The too much butter cookie is the best cookie, fight me
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Too much butter.
Too much bacon.
Too much garlic.
Pffftt all motto for the weak minded.
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“Too much cheese?”
Uh...too much of the best thing ever? There’s too much of this whatever... |
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Not gonna lie though this scene was powerful as fuck.
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what movie?
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Wow really?
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It flew under the radar because of Passion of the Christ. Huge cult following now tho. (Top 5 all time for me)
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Am I insa... |
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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All in on MU with 10x leverage and I will support the reinstatement of your old flair. I'm on good terms with the mod team, just check out my flair.
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Rip my old flair
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I've never had a flair :(
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Just make a bet like I did an... |
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jesus that guy is steaming mad on an internet forum LOL what a fucking loser
edit: only he's still going. who hurt him. dm me man let's talk it out what happened in your life
edit2: he actually thinks hedging is useless. he can't be saved boys wrap it up
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Mention China being more socialist than capitalist and wage slaving their peasants for basically nothing. Also mention that they actually legitimately enslave their own people.
Mention that thanks to capitalism for the first time in ever history having and eating too much... |
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Jesus christ, I finished my Cuban sandwich, check my robinfag account and I'm down 8% wtf
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Bruh. I came in the door with a Cuban from Publix to see this bloodbath. Are you me?
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Dude mine was from Publix...
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What the fuck do you do in that situation really?
Fly to a country with no extradition?
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Basically hire a bankruptcy attorney and prove the losses were legitimate and not losses because you withdrew it for Vyvanse and strippers.
Although...him not having a... |
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100% of my neighbors are millionaires. A million doesn't buy as much as you think these days.
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Accounting for inflation, you need to have about 10M to be what used to be a Millionaire
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That is meaningless without years
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Is this the bottom do we buy yet? I’m scared hold me
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It generally bounces off 285-290 or 275 areas.
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If Musk has to serve Jail time, then it's not beyond the realm of possibility to retest $200.
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Or $20
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T... |
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I will never stop my crusade to end FD's trading on this sub outside of extremely specific trades. (AH gaps/EoD gaps)
Go look at the 7/27 calls at the same strike. I'm willing to bet that the difference in the cost of the contracts is less than 2x the difference in theta. T... |
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hmm, wish i knew anything about options to understand this
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Gooooooooogle.
The pic is a list of current options contracts available for expiration date January 20th 2017. They are literally contracts that you can buy or sell. The ones on the left are "Call"... |
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I’m ignorant on this issue, but I know the downside to solar has always been it’s expensive, so how does this make any sense?
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Obama dropped $500M dollars through the DoE into American solar development company [Solyndra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solynd... |
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i'm just here for the brisket
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Found the Jew. Get over to /r/investing and save you're money.
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you're money are you goddam serious.
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Didn't go to school for English. Next time I'll only quote Shakespeare for you.
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Goddamn liberals and their "economics"
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Please for the love of shrekrli don’t use “Economics” and “Liberal” in the same sentence as a positive unless you want Bernie fucking Sanders as president.
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The liberals and economics go well together.... |
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What did he do
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Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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Are we talking about Musk or OP?
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Yes
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harder daddy
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J to da nug!
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you dont think its priced in?
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What is there to be priced in?
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Potential buy out faggot
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By AMD?
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By Snapchat
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Buy Snapchat?
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All in on Snapch... |
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What you gonna have for Easter dinner? And how many whores are going to eat with you while Jesus is risen?
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The usual meal tendies with mayo. (The only whore whose going to eat with him is his mom.)
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He's going for the 4 tendie meal deal ... |
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Lmao this guy is in a scene of the last hunger games movie just his hand though. I forget why hes slightly popular on YouTube.
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Think he did porn or something lol for the life of me I can't remember
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Naw, he's Cr1Tikal. He's known for gam... |
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old man eats mcdonalds. Do you think he will have gambling account. He probably doesnt even spend 10 cents if he doesnt think he will get 100% returns & 5% dividend on it.
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If you believe for half a second buffet actually eats McDonald’s kill yourself. ... |
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ok but what was the point of movie pass? Did they bet on people not seeing more than 2 movies a month and just lose?
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They thought they could hold out long enough to gain enough market share that they could negotiate deals with movie theaters. They started g... |
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Sell it depending on strike and expiration. And FYI, that Facebook kid had 168 contracts. Not 1.
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i’m on robinhood and when I go to sell it A. I’m confused and B. it’s saying I need more collateral?
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400 left. you can do a lot with that
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Time to join hit up the MLM lady on Facebook with my 400 initial investment
Edit: I can’t edit my post so I’ll add the edit here.
If the problem is only losing a lot of money, I wound never think about ending my life... |
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Not when mortgage rates go to like 2%
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Yup. Seems like most dipshits on this thread think home prices are overvalued. Homes are more affordable now than it has been for decades thanks to low and falling interest rates.
Sure home cost to income is 4-10 times... |
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Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
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Not even close.
3.6MM, in a single day.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vihnm/should_i_kill_myself/
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I ... |
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This is fucking insane.
I'm glad my orders didn't go through though. I'm up way more since then :D
**EDIT:** at least, I hope they didn't...
**EDIT 2:** they didn't!
>Charles Schwab Corp - Verified account @CharlesSchwab 37m37 minutes ago
>@isbikel We're experi... |
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Don't forget to get your full refund from RobinHood! You only have 5 business day to file it
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He legit can get all his losses back? That's unreal
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Yeah! That's best part about RobinHood - it allows you to take on insane amounts of risk with ... |
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Look, I've said this before and, apparently, I'll need to repeat it for at least another decade:
We don't know enough about how the human genome works to be able to "program" it to do what we want (to include repairing it, which is the equivalent of hot patching all the kub... |
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He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points.
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Yep and according to him it's the Fed's fault. Always passing the buck.
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TBF the feds *are* a bunch of fucknuts.
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Always use EST you pleb. We go by stock exchange time.
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PST - Tech time
MST - Ski time
CST - Hick time
EST - Finance time
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Hick time? There's more to this time zone. For example, we don't have a lot to do, so we drink a lot.
C... |
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Just a note for anyone who has access to a Terminal:
The HDS screen would give a better indication of who’s actually holding the stock since ANR (screenshot OP posted) is just giving sell-side research and not actual long positions.
SPOS would give reported institutional s... |
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AMZN is developing an AI chip. Sounds like a joke but its true. Fuckers are getting their hands into everything.
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WTF is an AI chip? Are there any specifics about this architecture, or is this just marketing hype?
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I'm in for Mayweather by decision +250 and Mayweather by knockout -140...even better
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You mean you're out on both because you picked wrong.
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What?
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Lol. Congrats bro, you picked right.
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Was super en... |
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Spoilers. Biggly movement will happen ah lam earnings
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Whatchu mean nigga?
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Lam research will report earnings and guidance on memory prices. If good news MU stays flat if bad news MU tanks
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you mean I'm holding 100k worth of... |
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WHY THE FUCK DID JDST JUST BOTTOM OUT?!!
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CUCK YOUR LIFE INTO PIECES
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THIS IS NOT YOUR LAST CUCKOLD
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CUCKILATION
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CUCKS SCREECHING
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DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUCK MY ACCOUNT BLEEDING
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Don’t tell anyone how your stocks are doing....people get way too jealous it’s insane
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Ye, I only tell my father and my best friend. When everyone else asks, I never say numbers. Unless it's so bad that people can't get jealous anyways and I can make some j... |
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What's he going to do with all that human slave labor after his robots take over?
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Amazon Prime Human
You can get human labor cheaper than robot labor, and they're disposable too!
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Biodegradable! Environmentally friendly! Tax incentives!
#... |
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Queuing theory says that it's more efficient to have one line for both booths instead of forcing people to pick one.
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That ignores the practice. Retailers are backing away from the single huge line concept. What happens is that when everyone is in a single l... |
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Some serious fuckin money is messing with the bond yields for some reason. This pause in the market makes zero sense to me. All I see is buying opps
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What do you mean messing with?
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I'm talk George fuckin Soros has his old ass liver spotte... |
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hail analfarmer3?
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I saw my $450k facebook play from last year was beat out so Im coming back to take the throne. More soon to come xD
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wait u are the guy with the facebook play? WTF bro
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Damn that's a lifetime ago when p... |
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What's the percent gain? IDGAF the dollar amount cuz you could have invested 100M and barely gotten any return.
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Looks like up 5% roughly.
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More like 1.9%. Long-term gains are from holdings >12 months, so if OP is talking strictly th... |
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> He trades online and has done **fairly well** for himself.
> and he recently lost all of their money, as well as his own.
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is got to be bitcoins
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Can't be, they're not down 100%. It has to be options if he can't squeeze out 50k
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Anyone else super disappointed by this whole shitshow? I thought Spacey was the man.
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even if he's a scumbag, why should I give a shit? I don't watch house of cards anymore really, but still.. like, fuck off netflix. why you gotta go canceling a show for rea... |
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Something that no one talks about that gives great returns...
... Most jobs. Seriously. I pay $2 a day for gasoline to get to work and i make $200 per day. Fucking 10000% returns.
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Now imagine you rode a bike instead! Near infinite returns!
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Who is the one in top row?
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Kylie Jenner you're actually probably a faggot
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wasnt that a dude
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The dude was Caitlyn Jenner her sister.
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Wasn't it her brother Bruce Jenner?
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But really? how do you do this? I keep staring at MU ticker every second of the day and go from Joy to Panic every moment...Do you just don't watch for a whole month and let it stack up ? i see at least 20 moments i would have cashed out hahaha
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Fundamental ... |
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No shemitah this time. 2022
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Jubilee year homie... Oct 2nd 2016 is the new date... I also like the 252 year theory as well that predicts September 1st 2016 as an important date.
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I'm intrigued what is this 252 year theory
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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~~Buy the dip. Trump wont be president. Willing to bet a Trump supporter as much, loser gets banned from sub. Any takers?~~
FADE THE FLAIR MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSSSSS I LEAVE DISGRACED BUT I HAVE A TRUMP PRESIDENCY. I MAY HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BUT I WAS BESTED BY A GLORIOUS FOE.
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He's not wrong. People who are ambitious and really try hard to get ahead in life might suffer setbacks and reversals, but every single fucking day they are back at it, trying to climb their way up again. They might never have yacht money, they might never fuck a model, but ... |
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And yet the market is only marginally down today
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Because it is an insignificant event being sensationalized by a media that absolutely fucking hates him.
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The presidents lawyer implicating the president as a co-conspirator in a felony invo... |
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My speculating is based on the premise that I will be able to make money at a faster rate on the market than my student loan interest rate
This has not yet been proven to be a good idea
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What's your student loan rate?
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Jesus christ. I'm not an alarmist but when we crash it's going to be so hard. This market is so unhinged from any sort of reality. If DB crashes and takes its 52 trillion in derivatives with it while we're at ATH...fucking hell
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A lot of fortunes have been ... |
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I’ve honestly never been in a more delusional subreddit than LSC. I thought it was run by edgy teen socialists, but it’s just a bunch of whiney poor people entitled to everyone elses money.
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Welfare queens are the worst.
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I started trading options with 20k for the first time at the end of January.
I lost 15 grand through multiple plays during the volocaust. I just finally made it all back. I cannot tell you how simultaneously amazing and retarded it feels to have everything go so good, th... |
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Yeah but unemployment at 16 year low, probably why pre market is up...I don't know though, I just read stuff on the internet and repeat it.
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Honestly, unemployment rates are low enough that I would probably not give it much thought at this point. At 4.3% how... |
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What is the work culture like there? Is it similar to Greece, where people don’t work hard (relative to Germans) and want to retire early off government pensions?
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When I was in Italy I discovered that breakfast doesn’t start till noon
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$250k on one equity and you aren't willing to pay the $4.95/trade that would get you a legit broker. Amazing.
Anyway, good luck on a ballsy trade. I think MU will send you to the moon over the next few months.
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Come on man, that’s a McPick 2 combo. Two, in ... |
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Can China just fucking cave in already? My god, will this carousel ever end?
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>will this carousel ever end
maybe in 6 years when we get a cuck president again
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Nah, mate. Dems are pissed at China's bullshit, too.
Most would ... |
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you sound like a senior at an undergrad business school trying to impress people with what you learned at your summer internship
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The fuck do you mean by that. What gives you that impression? This is a look into my secret toolbox which I use everyday for ... |
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The repo going until October is hovering over our heads. A lot of foreign banks are buying US Treasuries because low yield is still better than negative yield.
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Is “repo” repossession?
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=0
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