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I lost 200k over the past 28 hours.
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Yes but what's your total portfolio size? I was pretty much betting on my entire portfolio.
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12MM
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If all that money is yours, you don't need to trade. Just deposit it in SPY and bonds ... |
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DOn't fall for any of these piddly biotechs. Go for a slightly less embarrassing company like OPK. Frost keeps dumping MILLIONS and MILLIONS of dollar into the co. I don't think a billionaire is going to do that on a weekly basis for no reason. $20+ by EOY.
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I actually can't believe I'm about to say this but, hes right. Once the tariffs are dropped and trade is negotiated all the money comes back into play and the market moons like a mofo. I truly did not believe this trade war would work but if it keeps going like it is it migh... |
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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He wore a wolf mask, played with my little pony dolls, tried t... |
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There is still much more China can do. Many of it will hurt China as bad as the USA, but if Donald keeps pushing, they’ll shove right back.
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There's more we can do, too. Banning Chinese ownership of US real estate would be a good place to start.
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throw some WWE calls in there too, and you'll be fucking selena gomez in no time
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I want to do that
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Damn, I'd fuck her too. Right out of her career and in to the streets! Then everyone can fuck her.
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Man I'd make love to... |
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I'm more interested in that HD. How long have you had that?
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As long as the housing market is good the stock is fine. Currently the housing market is on fire and shows no signs of stopping at least in the us.
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when the housing market gets ba... |
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Didn't the guy say he knew he wasn't going to win after like the third year. He said the million dollar bet was probably one of the best losses he ever got as it gave him an inside with warren buffet; that they met at least once a year for a meal to discuss the markets... So... |
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we all know it's about 10-15% but anything spoken to the contrary is met with the "R" word along with "bigot", "oppressor" etc by libtards while they also deny the entire exist of thug culture from the peaks of their suburban houses leveraged with 2nd mortgages
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Stop placing market orders you autisimpson.
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What should I do????
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STOP PLACING MARKET ORDERS YOU AUTISIMPSON!
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W-why
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Because Thor303456 said so?
I mean... DUH!
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yeahhhhh, unless this was like 10% of my account, I'd never have the guts to do this. Id get anal fissures due to the stress.
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I have 90% of my portfolio on this exact same call... yeah... I'm kinda stressed.
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This is what I love about WSB. No matter how retarded you are there's always someone out here out-retarding you.
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Tell that to the guy who lost over 99%.
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What about the guy that lost 1000%
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How does that even work
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Pumped and Dumped on our face
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Serious advice time:
If WSB is going crazy over a stock, it's being pumped and dumped. If you see it go up 4% in a single day, wait at least a week (prob 2) or gamble with options, usually puts that expire in 3-4 weeks, down 1... |
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hope you lose all ur money. just snorted 3 lines of addy, skipping on coffee as I'm too high, yolo it all in $INFN for the next week
good luck faggot
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What are we in college again? Grow up and get some coke
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yes i am in college and am curre... |
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Fucking nice job.
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He already lost way more than this on puts lats week. If he doesn't sell immediately he will lose this too
Always remember: Bears are retarded
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Yeah those dumb bears. Everyone knows companies that turn negative profit ar... |
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what god do we have to pray to so tech will stop shitting the bed?
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Seriously. "Tax reform is going to be YUGE!" down ~3% today
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It's almost as if its just hype to lower taxes for the extremely wealthy
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Hey, let me know when... |
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post more trades
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I got pretty screwed by the nvidia analyst downgrade a couple months back which would reduce my gain to 400% rather than 1000%.
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That guy was a retard
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Agreed but it taught me some good lessons
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Te question is who are the idiots that sell just because some prep makes a call? This guy is not a partner he's an analyst and if you do any research on him he is not even a good analyst. I don't understand the lemmings that can move a stock based off a speculation of th... |
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Just wait till there's a 10% S&P500 drop in a week sometime in the next two years. WSB's collective mind will implode.
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Won't happen with Trump.
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You're so full of shit. A runaway bull stock market could easily see a huge drop in ... |
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I love how WSB is /r/The_Donald lite when the market is up and /r/Trumpgret when it shudders at all.
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It's because we all understand that the economy is controlled completely by the president's decisions. Thank God it's not any more complicated than tha... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5030883/amp/Cops-handcuff-crying-nine-year-old-autistic-boy.html
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What a shit article. There was a fight in school because the autistic kid was killing bugs and another kid with compassion didn't li... |
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So to be rich you have to be a sober celibate who buys and holds dividend stocks and index funds. How bad do you really want to be rich?
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It's funny because the only reason I want money is to afford hookers and blow. Kind of self-defeating now, according... |
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There's a few strongholds left, namely Poland
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Seriously what's up with Poland not ever being attacked? Do they not care or everything is empty cause the migrated else were in within the ~~Reich~~ European Union?
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They don't accept mill... |
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I stole this from a finance meme Instagram page.
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I love honest people. ~~What you doing tonight?~~
E: Thought this was Grindr for a second
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Rule 3
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Can I suck your dick?
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Shit
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A/S/L?
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G/f/y
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Snow Mexicans have a free trading app now? TELL ME, I need my maple syrup tendies, you can't hide REAL NEWS.
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I forget what its called i saw the posts ealier but no options trading = no one cares
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South Canadians never care about anythi... |
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Dw ppl like u predicted 10 out of the 0 crashes we had since 2010
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Im not really saying there will be one its just a what if scenario, and what would be the best move to not get screwed over...
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Buy very otm spy puts leaps.
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Link the story dick
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Google it faggot
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I was going to downvote you for refusing the reasonable request, but since you were impolite back, you get my upvote instead.
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I fucking love r/wsb.
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This company has caused me much grief. As someone who entered the market around the age of 13 (am only 22), I saw pre-crash and post-crash life. I invested smart and held long.
...then I got introduced to options. Lost whatever I gained from investing long, lost more and ... |
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To be fair, back then the Dow was 13,000 points.
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Still, he said 1000 points not whatever the fuck the percentage was.
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It's fake you fucking idiot lmaoo
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I'd fucking believe anything at this point
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You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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Can you teach me... |
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That kind of work ethic just isn't seen anymore in America. It's encouraging to see a work environment so focused that an employees love and desire to work is allowing them to suppress and control bodily hinderances. That's why the teachers in school prevent you from using t... |
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haha
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Idk whats so funny
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This sub is not for you my friend. You should only gamble with money you don't care about losing. I know we see idiots taking loans out and doubling their money, but thats not how it usually goes unless you know ... |
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Guys come on, I have a fucking econ midterm. How the fuck am I supposed to study without y'all?
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You don't need no Econ degree, just YOLO trade
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Charts go up, charts go down. You can't explain that.
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Buffett made a comment o... |
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The repo action is happening right now because banks are going to be short on liquidity for the next few weeks.
Corporate taxes are due in October and there's a lull in short-term treasuries maturing right now because of some changes that were made earlier in the year. The... |
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1) we have trump so there will be no crash for the next 7 years
2) probably whatever dem wins after him will fuck up all these gainz
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Unless he gets impeached. BTW he won't get reelected in 3 years.
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you're aware that the official /WSB/ portfolio is beating the S&P, right?
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I'm curious - how is the WSB portfolio weighted? Is it equally weighted?
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Yup top 10 that are chosen equally weighed
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Hmmm I don't agree with tha... |
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Holy shit I'm dying at the $BABA screams
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What's $BABA sorry I'm new to this sub
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Based on my guess all those $___ names are stock codes on Wall Street. Like $BABA is Alibaba's stock.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=baba+stock&oq=baba+&... |
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Well, time to buy a shit ton of DUST.. Looks like they're gonna grow some balls and actually raise rates. DUST it is to the moooon tmrw!!
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Wait why would uncertainty in this situation lead to DUST going up shouldn't it go down?
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Nah, NUGT ... |
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51% vs 37% tho. Its all relative.
Unless the 37% guy took out a second mortgage and some extra student loans, which is pretty likely considering he had almost 500k and still didnt know enough of what he was doing to use a real broker. What the fuck.
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No surprise. SoftBank probably forced all the current executives outs and putting their own in. Right now they have their COO in WeWork to "reorganize and reform their leadership."
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As they should. WeWork execs just got Kashoggi’ed.
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they ev... |
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UPDATE: My money is back
Basically I was all in on NFLX last week with a stop loss at $102.82. Woke up to see this shit. Saw I had no pending orders or positions and thought I had maybe made a mistake with an order or something (done that before).
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Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
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Uh, what about u/martymoho and his multiple millions on MU calls.
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Didn’t you lose 1.3 mil in about a month not too long a... |
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chainsaw vasectomy
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Chasectomy.
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Can someone just tell me what to buy and how long to hold it plz
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FNMFO.
Hold until redemption value.
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http://imgur.com/a/fTySM
da fuq?
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Welcome to the big leagues.
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I’m holding puts overnight. Am I screwed?
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Better than good. Bear gang.
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Missed out on the $MU rally, but instead bought puts for $FINL
That makes 3 correct earnings plays this week (Nike,Five Below,and Finish Line)
I YOLOd $150 and turned it to $1200 this week.
http://imgur.com/aosThGO
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Just imagine all the dirt this bottom feeder knows. Fun times.
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Worse than that, imagine all he wrote down thinking, "I'm a lawyer and this is all privileged, so I can take all the notes I like."
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What, you think a graduate of the esteemed C... |
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Value investing is dead long live speculation
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Mu "muh pe" fags like you have no idea how accounting works.
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Could you explain to me the accounting that shows that MU is not undervalued unless their revenues fall off a cliff? I'm fine wit... |
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The spread on that game was like 50 points lmao. 10 points is considered a big underdog.
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He didn't bet against the spread, he bet straight up Alabama to win. If he bet against the spread he'd have doubled his money minus the vig.
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So 100 k ... |
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I don't know how people could lose much like that with stocks / mutual funds. You literally just hold it and it appreciates (assuming we don't enter a 2008 scenario again). I can understand how people lose their ass with options, it's a highly volatile and has an expiration ... |
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Interesting. That's quite a bit of cash.
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She is rich as fuck. Her net worth is like 30 million.
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That's pretty impressive considering she has a salary of around $200k/yr and lives in the Bay Area.
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Bribes dont come cheap
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How the fuck are you up 750k ah?
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It's hard to say but my buying power went up a little too. http://imgur.com/DaCIjyj
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Quick! Buy $700k worth of MSFT.
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http://imgur.com/1hLeLS7
Actually would have let me.
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Yo can we just take a second to appreciate that 15%+ 10 year? God damn lol
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early 80's was a helluva drug. there are still people alive who have crazy savings accounts from the 80's that are fixed at like 7-10%. can you fucking imagine???
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I remember the words of my finance professor:
"if you don't understand, just draw hockeysticks on the exam"
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Your finance professor absolutely does not give a fuck
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He used to walk around the auditorium during the lecture, and sit down ne... |
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Who cares, if they want to waste their time, let them. Theres enough of that garbage on reddit, last thing I need to do is go into a sub filled with it.
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I really think it’s both hilarious and pathetic. Seriously that’s the way they show us they don’t lik... |
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That's a pretty easy prediction considering ES tagged 1800 a few hours ago. That's like seeing a street light turn yellow and "predicting" it'll turn red next.
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Is this is a position you'd consider taking?
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What position is that?
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Wait, amazon offered monthly stock awards? Holy crap I would work my ass off for that.
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Even one stock a month would pay the rent/mortgage!
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Not if u lived in Cali
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My monthly rent is less than one Amazon stock. I live in Be... |
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How deep were you in the hole at your lowest?
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I was down about 800. So roughly 50%
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What led you to those dark times?
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Betting on FDA approvals and failing miserably
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Short your own life with life insurance. Taliban kicking US military's ass all over the place
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/27/world/asia/us-soldiers-killed-afghanistan.html
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I already have $400K in life insurance, which is kinda unnecessary because I don... |
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Cry, cry like a little bitch.
(down $230k)
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Holy fuck what are your positions?
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Weed related stocks... so much weed....
(APH in particular anal raped me bad)
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I remember you and your GBTC celebration thread. Why didn... |
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does this mean less syrian refugees will be buying ryzen chips?
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maybe some of the missiles were guided by ryzen chips
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#HO LEE FUK
Let us ~~h~~all hope pray our Lisa gave them efficient chipsets.
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One day, I am going to give my MU shares to my children, much like some rare genetic disorder
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>to my children
Making a lot of assumptions there.
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Anal babies
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Why didn't these fucking jackass mother fuckers release this news during their ER.
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Because Lisa thought the SP would be green after ER and this release was "intended" as a catalyst to lift the SP even higher.
Kind of a "keep the momentum going" sort of... |
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To the days of FSyolo? To the days of AmericanPegasus spamming bitcoin?
Check out here and find your favorite era:
https://web.archive.org/web/*/Reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets compared to even 6 months ago this place has improved.
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Fuck off
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How the fuck are people surprised that a company run by a dude named Travis is a sexually hostile workplace. That's like the most chauvinistic hick name you could possibly give someone.
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See also: Keith, Trent, Hunter, Lance, Trevor, Chase, and of course Cha... |
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With that sort of gain, I'd keep half in the market and use the other half to run around southeast Asia for a few months getting drunk on beaches and fucking cheap prostitutes. Enjoy friend
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> I'd keep half in the market and use the other half to run ar... |
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I will do the honour.
$stock JNUG
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Direxion Daily Junior Gold Mine (**JNUG**):
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**Price:** $11.44
**Open:** $12.20
**Change:** -0.72 (-5.92%)
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this is a clear insider trading, some info has been leaked.
buying a 156k worth of options with strike price $135 expiring in September, what a joke. SEC must investigate this
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Yeah! Make him one of us!
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Poor?
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What's it l... |
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Works until it doesn’t
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On the advice of counsel, I invoke my fifth amendment privilege against self incrimination and respectfully decline to answer your question.
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On the advice of counsel, I invoke my fifth amendment privilege against ... |
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Somebody at the factory already tweeted about passing 5k production. You're fucked.
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Proof?
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Musk has been non stop tweeting about fucking over the shorts. Why on earth would you do this.
15% gains this week at minimum.
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You need to close your position immediately.
Credit Suisse has announced an Event Acceleration and they are terminating the fund.
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That escalated quickly. From the most popular play to termination in 4 trading days? Is this true?
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Yes. They... |
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Simply do the opposite of what anyone here tells you.
Inverse WSB
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Someone needs to create a WSB ETF.
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It would be 50% MU 50% AMD haha
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And 50% RAD
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And 50% short $SNAP
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50%+50%+50%+... |
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ProTip: make sure you’re already sobbing when you first setup facial recognition.
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R/lifehacks
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r/foundthemobileuser
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R/foundthedesktopuser
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r/imactuallythemobileuser
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What the fuck is this shit? It's ok the threaten to assassinate Trump but you go to jail if you pay someone to get Hillary's hair?
Bullshit, you Democrat cunts.
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uh he was out on bail when he did this so
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So... So? Come on out with it.
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“20% in a month”
>look at his post history
>posted “Just watched the big short”
someone mod his ass
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Tbf that's how I got started and I'm up more than 40% in the last <6months
Gotta watch wolf of wall street first though, to get pumped, t... |
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Hello this is the SEC
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What's with the SEC comments? Do they check up on people who make a certain amount of money in a certain amount of time or something?
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Yeah, if joe smo, who’s never bought a stock in his life suddenly gambles his li... |
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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I will always switch up the stocks. If I see a company is going downhi... |
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For real. So many reasons to buy puts, but also fair arguments for calls.
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Like what? Im only seeing put reasons. Any reasons for calls are just “6 red days must mean a green day”.
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10 red days, but reached a long term moving average and e... |
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Its cause they banned u/niggawithabrain.
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F to pay respects
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Buffett: *whispers* I'm still invested in Sirius XM Radio
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I don't understand how Sirius is such a shit company. They still have their radios in almost every new car that gets sold in the US, if they made an effort to make their service worth two shits it wo... |
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I'm long $16 VIX puts, expiring 23rd Nov.
No matter election outcome I see a reversion to the mean. Despite Brexit winning after being given 20% (ish) chance, the VIX was back to $14 after 5 days. I think Trump has a higher chance than that so won't be anywhere near that sh... |
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first hit is always free faggot
should have went all in
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Fuck
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This is like winning a X-Box One in a raffle drawing at the State Fair.
When it could have been a $244,000 play with just a $1,000 entry.
$10,000 woulda been $2.4 million... |
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Joe Lewis, 80, was born above a pub in Bow, London, and left school aged 15 to help his family build up a catering firm, which they sold in 1979.
He used the money to become a currency trader, which was how he earned his current extraordinary wealth of around £4billion.
U... |
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User was banned for 1 day for this post. I will add 1 day for each upvote on this comment.
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Good Mod
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Thank you -ErikTheBread for voting on CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY.
This bot wants to find the best and worst mods on Reddit. [You can view resu... |
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was this a typical "tech" companies can only go up play?
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Actually my biggest loss was on AMD puts.
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What strike price were the AMD puts if you don't mind me asking?
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I bought 9/7 $20 Puts on August 23rd and sold them Augu... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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No offense but whoever bought around 280 is a fucking retard
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That would be me! I actually bought at 285 (I have no idea what I'm doing) but sold at 278. So only lost 7 bucks. Could've been worse
Edit: Roast me, I have no shame
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1 share? h... |
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Jesus Fucking Christ
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[My current investment strategy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMc-IswG3w)
Edit: Campbells up 10% lol
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I can't afford canned food or shotguns. What do I do?
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What are you eating?
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Soooooo... What is it we're doing right now?
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Selling because this motherfucker will announce another set of tarriffs.
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This he is gonna double down and then China will tariff 50 more us products. Then he is gonna double down again cause... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
My personal favorite is the CEO of Cheasapeake Energy in '08. He borrowed $100m and bought stock on additional margin with it. Got margin called with the forced sale causing an all time low. Stock was up 30% the next day, but too late for him, he was all out and broke.
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New headline: absolute autist bought lottery tickets and won
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no no no. the title clearly says street smart.
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Right, he looks for something unique, some unseen oppotunity then put 40-50% of his assets on it. It's not random luck, it's a calc... |
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Fucking turkey mother fuckers fuck gobble gobble my balls
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Turkey? Blame Trump and America lol..
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Yes blame Trump and America for Edrogan being in power during Obama's term and imposing a fascist Muslim hellscape dictatorship with "Allah ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Usually when the bottom drops out on MU, its the time to buy. Mass panic among investors brings the price to stupid levels quickly (forward pe of 4) and then after a few days the stock begins its journey to ATH. I remember when MU touched $37.xx right before its ascent to $6... |
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