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lol middle class thinks corporations are gonna raise their wages
nah bruh, stock buybacks inc
LONG $SPY
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stock buy back are for sure coming but I think companies will also add more jobs with the tax savings.
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no company is going to add jo... |
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33k shares of UWTI @ 1.43.
where do i pick up my yacht? :D
## Speaker_0: ##
why wouldn't you buy 10k shares initially at which point you could have bought 10k more at 1.30 and 1.22
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because I'm not a fucking psychic, ya hear?
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I ... |
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I lost 4k of my 8k portfolio. All because I was averaging down on what would've been a $900 lost. So, probably kill myself.
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Dude. I don't know you but I'd bet that your life is worth more that 4k.
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Did you forget what sub you were on?
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Question: how would tsla gain from this
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Tesla has done well this year when Elon’s rockets successfully launch. I always notice a little rally. The government is now going to be actively seeking space activity more. Therefore they are going to be using Sp... |
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You’re either retarded or a multi-millionaire.
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retarded multi-millionaire.
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I wish
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how many times have you done 20,000 * 5.96 in the past week
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At least a hundred, probably
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it hasn... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
~~how about~~ we should probably wait until the ~~fucking~~ trade war negotiations in less than 2 weeks before we ~~become slaves to theta?~~ risk our hard earned money
## Speaker_0: ##
We will have increased tariffs so you may be right but not sure why the anger.
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Some background ?
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I'm a coder. I used Robinhood's API to double my money.
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lol
//function to double money
money.double(true);
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public static void WSBalgo {
if (stock == high){
buy;
}
else i... |
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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I thought this was awesome until I realized you only own 2 shares. LOL
GFY
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He was 11. Just because you think 11 is the age of consent doesn't mean he is an adult.
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He never bought another share even though it has been averaging 29% year o... |
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Keep $10 for a rope you might need it.
TSLA,AMZN,GS all scare me at that price
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EDIT: Put $25k more into JNUG.
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> JNUG
I'm confused. JNUG is for when you don't trust Trump.
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Hedge and so many people shorted it, when th... |
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It's gonna be that guy with his whole retirement account in mast
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Yeah, what price did he get in/out at?
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thread?
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i tried finding the thread, i think it got deleted but it was posted about a week or two ago.
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What the actual fuck?
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Dude, it's Citigroup, they're known for being massive retards, just talk to their interns
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I tried to be a Citigroup intern but didn't get it... I scored too high on my aptitude test.
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>not trying t... |
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Absolutely zero possibility (if the implication is that they aren't reporting the inventory on the balance sheet).
A first year auditor out of college would catch something that basic.
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It's not that difficult actually. 2 things to ensure
1. Sale actually... |
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He's long on research cp and educational tentacle porn
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Tentacle porn?
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What stock covers tentacle porn? I'll put everything on calls for it just let me know
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Have you seen Tesla's snake charger?
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As s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You remember EA? Remember when Reddit was so proud that they made EA go down 5%?
Well now a larger scale of retards are making FB go down for basically the same reason.
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This is different.
EAs main source of income was never in jeopardy, where with Faceb... |
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Petition to make WSB the new strategic and policy forum
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All WSB would do is lobby for raising the $3000 yearly deduction on stock losses.
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We need to petition to get rid of 25k day trade regulation
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5x leverage on ETFs
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Step 1: Obtain 5 millions dollars or more (more is better)
Step 2: Call up your beloved Airbnb and say you wanna invest said money on them
Step 3: Lose it all because Airbnb is a shit company and invest in a real company like AMD
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A mind full of conclusi... |
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Buy high sell low
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Stay in drugs, don’t do school
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Delet gym, hit facebook.
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Go home, don't go big
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Eat a doctor a day to keep an apple away
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Are you surprised by the outcome of your decisions?
EDIT: Thank you for the Gold. Your money was probably safer here than today’s AM market.
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I actually am
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Can you even explain theta?
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Time decay.
I don’t know what that ... |
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F
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F
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Someone remove this not from this sub. We do too many "F A G"s and "F U C K"s for this shit.
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I put black electric tape over comments that I don't like.
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Can no longer see my screen what do I do no... |
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1. Apply for student loans
2. Skip class (market research, /wsb shit posting)
3. Use tuition funds to buy options
4. Hide profit off shore.
5. Obtain useless college degree (optional)
6. Don't pay back student loan
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If only they allowed us to use our tuition... |
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We dont use your etf's anyway. Why cuck myself with a 3x leverage when we have 16x leverage? Literally all american instruments have euro clones denominated in euros. Many are currency hedged too.
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They cannot buy American ETFs.
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Are you ful... |
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This outta be good. Positions.?
Let's see those MU $60 calls and $120 MSFT leaps lol
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It’s actually 20 11/2 $300 Tesla calls. You can just look at my yolo post from a few days ago.
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Rules of the game is you post them in the thread every scr... |
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AAPL
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The obvious answer. It'll fade at some point as all companies do but if you had to bet on the first $1T market cap stock what would you pick?
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Amazon, I think their variety might rocket them to $1T ahead of Apple
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Each MU ER is like the 2016 Presidential Election as a Democrat. You go into it knowing you're on top, the initial results are fantastic and there's is much jubilation. As time goes on however, that jubilation turns to concern, then fear, and ultimately to despair as yo... |
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What is preventing technology from replacing you people?
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The line between trader and quant/programmer is getting more blurred. For simpler products like delta one etfs you pretty much have to be a programmer to work in the field. I am actually quite technic... |
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i will never hate on Mr. Bezos. Now... on the Other hand, you know how much Mighty Trump loves Bezos.. I Would buy those Pharmacy Dips at Close. Trump will not allow 18B erased like that and say nothing.
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I dunno i think in the war between Cheetos and bezos,... |
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Charged: $55,000
Square Swipe Fees: $1,925.45 (3.5%)
Available Balance: $53,074.55
Well for starters you're gonna have to make the swipe fee back, which is easy.
AMZN earnings is projected to be October 24th.
Shit usually runs up before earnings, and the big moves don't... |
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fuggin hate this bitch. everything related to her is just so corrupt. Shes probably the one that bought the puts. or one of the cronies that donate to her shit. just look at the jessica biel/justin timberlake photobooth...then proceed to vomit
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Yea, Hilla... |
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Bought Shopify Puts. Then sold out next day got 695 Uber Calls for 9/27 @ $0.65 a piece, cashed out at $1.65. Next day got 87 Shopify Calls for $13.30 sold out at $17.10. Now back on 150 Shopify shorts. At 170k currently. And yes it's all my brothers money I won't be taking ... |
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That's an imposter
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spit on him
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where is da queen
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you are d new queen
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Excuse me, where can I find ebola?
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I will summan a portal to the devel.
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You can only summan p... |
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I sense a civil war brewing here on wsb.
## Speaker_0: ##
WSB was supposed to destroy the short sellers, not join them!
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Honestly, as an AMD long, I want to see short AMD posts trending on this sub. It’s a fucking godsend.
I personally would like to ... |
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Honestly, im impressed. You got on there and stated a long case eloquently rather than just being a screeching autist. A+.
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Thought I was listening to an earnings call for a second
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Hire me plz. Just applied to Morgan Stanley tho irl
## Spe... |
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Italian here, ama
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Why are you guys crashing the global economy over an election that is still weeks away? Explain yourself, my calls feel personally attacked.
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Long story short we haven't been able to vote for the past 5 governments, we vo... |
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Doesn't matter. Green is green, profit is profit. Buy and flip.
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I can't wait to buy options for SNAP. Hopefully they'll still be overvalued by the 9th.
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What kinda option will you buy?
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lol puts
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That p... |
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Kys Weeaboo.
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What does kys mean? Kiss your shit?
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Clearly. What else could it mean?
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Keep yourself safe.
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Kindly yawn sorrowly
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Knock your socks
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Kindle youth s... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
## Speaker_0: ##
Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being... |
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Trying to unload your shitty contracts I see...
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No, I just bought 10 of these calls.
Edited: bought 2. Didn't have the money for 10 sadly. So that was a lie and I apologize. I would definitely buy 10 or more if I had the green.
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post 'em
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Dude I (perhaps very stupidly) signed up for work at their fullfillment center here in Socal. I have a full time office job and I thought why not... if I'm bored I can pick up some spare yolo money on the weekends since the wharehouse is very close to my house and it's flex ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol well you can definitely get a motorcycle for under $2k..or you wanting a 2018 GIXXXXXXER for you and your boyfriend? You still have money left bro..think riskier
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Just a simple ninja 300 or maybe even 400 man.
Think riskier? Got it, SPY 300 july 12 call... |
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At the risk of getting called a lame, I don’t get it?
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Stocks trade after hours not options
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Oh, learn something new every day
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Jesus Christ. What has robinhood done.
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I don’t even trade, I just like to... |
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Slack is losing money?
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Microsoft is spending big on Teams and will bury it in the business space.
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Have you used teams? It's a fucking embarrassment compared to slack.
Every week it decides it will just not notify me of some new messages an... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I wonder how much money these companies are actually putting down for these
## Speaker_0: ##
$20,000 according to Bloomberg
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At that quantity, Pepsi better be getting a deal. Otherwise I'm going short $PEP
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Well this is the interesti... |
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Sell you fucking autist. Jesus christ who makes that much and holds.
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That Kylie Jenner chick is almost a billionaire and she uses Shopify for her online store. Shopify is going to the moon.
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Your DD is based off a sister of the girl who... |
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Sold off pre-nose dive. Looking to take another entry after waiting a couple weeks to see how this plays out.
What's everyone elses stance?
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I bought $MJX (it holds all 4 of these stocks) Wednesday at $30.25 and held through the dip and then I bought 250... |
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It mainly boils down to two different types of analysts. Sell-side and buy-side. Sell-side are the ones whose recommendations you hear. And yeah they’re kinda they’re to push whatever narrative helps their employer out. Buy side analysts on the other hand are right much more... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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I feel bad for the guy. His smugness is what did him in, plus that Hilary Clinton thing just made the normies REEE out of control.
He'll probably do 3 on g... |
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hello red asia and red futures my old friend
## Speaker_0: ##
Not too bad, that's the same as we saw last night going into today, so hopefully it doesn't get any worse and we can trade flat again until the market decides it wants to moon.
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my FDs don... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What would the premise of your 50k loan be?
Considering the rise in interest rates. What do you fair your rates to be?
I believe you’re suppose to disclose the purpose of the loan and it’s fraud? If used inappropriately.
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Would the pursue litigation as lon... |
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Buffet will be dead soon and he knows it. He's gonna go out trolling other hedge fund managers with all these awful bank stock picks. Probably take a few with him along with many retail plebs who follow his every move.
I means seriously who the FUCK thinks wells Fargo is a... |
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Who the fuck is Harriet Tubman and why is he replacing a great American hero and icon?
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she's actually a women. and I'm pretty sure she invented the dustpan
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She made the flag
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She sat in the front of the bus
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Your first ever post in wsb was four days ago, I'm not sure who is the shill here. I would guess whoever just started posting on a subbreddit to fellatio trump
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I lurked here for months faggot
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do you even own any stocks?
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Actually I'm seeing so many WSBers saying they own MU puts now. That in itself is an excellent indicator we are about to see a massive rally. Have faith, OP.
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Lmfao china just blocked mu from selling in china and that is 49.5% of all their sales. mu tanking... |
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I can literally see the ceo's house from my balcony
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proof pls
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How do you want me to prove it without revealing his address lmao
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blur it out by holding up a tendie to block house number
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Nerds on th... |
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Early 30's, $300,000
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How
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It's easy, be frugal, avoid debt, save 50% of income, invest in index funds, and stumble into a job at a pre-ipo unicorn that pays in options... Actually, forget everything but the last part.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice. Have you been trading or holding a couple positions?
What positions have made you most of the gains?
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DNR is my baby. Bought in 4000 shares back at 1.19
Amazon is second. 9 shares averaging a hair over 1000
Then Robinhood got options, and I've been... |
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AMZN has no chill and literally just goes up.
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No, it chills when I buy a $7k call and sell it for $4k and then that call goes to $10k once I'm out.
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Patience wins homie.
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That's why the healthcare industry always makes mon... |
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Yes.
Thread over
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lol didnt see any one discuss on facebook ever on this group
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Fuck off fagboi
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fuck you
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Aww, a new friendship is born. So sweet!
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wow a girl on this sub.
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You colossal fucking idiot.
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QQQ calls or yolo it all into Amazon calls. I believe amazon will hit ATH right into earnings for all you fucks reading. Meaning free fucking money for a discount price when this correction/dip/fuck ends. I’ll gladly pay Upstart... |
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S&P 500 at 666. We're all going to die. Treasury need 7.5Trillion dollars, AIG, Lehman, Good times. At least nobody learned anything from that.
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Bear gang here: Hey thanks, you saved me a ton of money. I'm gonna use this post instead of viagra tonight... |
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Wiki description:
>The player must prove himself worthy by taking $500,000 in seed money and growing it to $1,000,000 in order to gain a six-hundred-billion-dollar inheritance from the extremely wealthy Benedict family. Successfully investing it in the American stock mar... |
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"...multi-hundred dollar trader"
This guy fucks
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Yeah man I just show girls my Robinhood account and they become my Maid Marian.
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How big would ur account to be to legit pull girls who drop their panties?
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$50k from what I... |
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Racist overtones? Got that wrong cuck
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Found the unironic trump supporter
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Really not racist though.
## Speaker_3: ##
Not all trump supporters are racists, but all racists are trump supporters.
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You comment on R/politics ... |
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500,000 other people so definitely Calls.
## Speaker_1: ##
So you're going to buy calls just because it's cheaper premium?
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Best time for a pump and dump is when the masses think it’s a dump. WSB masses have concluded Puts.
Calls can’t go tits up.
## Speak... |
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Because you shorted the 271s and would be naked if you closed the other leg
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So I can either close both positions at once or buy back the 271s first?
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Have you tried paper trading instead of money burning?
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Money is made of ... |
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Russia meddled with the UK, they kicked out 23 russian diplomats and put sanctions against them.
Trump didnt follow suit.
Also, Democrats are gonna win the seat in Pennsylvania and thats just a testament to how low Trump support has dropped. It foreshadows the mid term ele... |
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hate shopping there plus $COST has kick ass chicken bakes obvious short
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I was about to get a covered call for Walmart. Good thing I canceled it
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There is no such thing a buying a "covered" call you can only sell a covered call
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Post proof or gtfo
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I want proof that you are really Bill Murray
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Don't hold your breath.
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Holy. Shit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
No one will ever believe you.
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Unless its a troll that's a FUCKED up situation.
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Press F to pay respects
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F
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U
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## Speaker_0: ##
fun fact the wolf of wall street broke the record for the most use of profanity outside of a documentary literally about the word fuck.
reflective of real life tbh
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I still can't believe it was rated R. Show Girls was more tame than that movie and it got NC... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Start buying iTunes gift cards now. That way you'll have plenty ready when the IRS calls
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??
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Common phone scam.. some guy claims he's an officer with the IRS and someone will come arrest you if you don't go to RiteAid and buy $5,000 wort... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well you gotta teach these bafoons what spreads are first
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i just did - this is like step 1b of buying options when you're poor
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We are retarded. Please go down to a 3rd grade reading level
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A 1st grade could read that
#... |
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didn't read the article but i'm ALL IN
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I feel like you're WSB incarnated into one reddit acc.
I feel proud.
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have you been keeping tabs on me?
## Speaker_0: ##
No idea. I just like your overall YOLO levels.
Ps: it's a sensational... |
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Posts like this make me nervous.
I was like this once. And then after a while it seemed like, "making money appear out of thin air is so fucking easy who gives a shit anymore." Beware of that attitude. Beware of this win streak. Remain vigilant and focus on readjusting yo... |
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Imagine having calls on msft and puts on ge
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That’s also me. 15k of msft 1/18/19 115’s
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Hmm has 15k in msft calls and 8k in GE puts but account value is only ~17k. Thonking intensifies
POST POSITIONS
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Umm he’s obviously hel... |
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It was a pretty big risk. Apple was a trash company before Steve Jobs came back.
They've since then been coasting along on the iPhone and Macbook business that Steve started. No real innovations.
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And that's why you're still a fag and don't have 1000%+ gain... |
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Q U A L I T Y S H I T P O S T
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ヨ メ 卞 尺 丹 己 廾 工 卞
## Speaker_2: ##
I was actually trying to read this in Japans and got very confused
ちみエす
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Ching Chong Bing Wong
## Speaker_3: ##
it's Bing Bong
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Did you just assume... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You know how I know I belong here? I don't know what I'm looking at
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I got you fam. GE has to refinance $26B within 2 years at a really high interest rate that likely isn’t sustainable. So they will have to sell their least productive assets to repay some o... |
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Post your holdings dumb fuck.
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Iq stocks, buy high and panic sell.
Ebay stock, still holding because I don’t want to make the mistake above and I think its undervalued. Bought it at -7% but it went down further
Roku stock yesterday and it tanked today out ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What the fuck do you do in that situation really?
Fly to a country with no extradition?
## Speaker_1: ##
Basically hire a bankruptcy attorney and prove the losses were legitimate and not losses because you withdrew it for Vyvanse and strippers.
Although...him not having a... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Fuck that reminds me I had a 1.3 BT account.
Fuck ^fuck ^^fuck ^^^where ^^^is ^^^my ^^^goddamn ^^^account
## Speaker_0: ##
This is what reminds you?
## Walls1337bot: ##
To be honest I started in 2014 just to try it out and abandoned it in 2015. It was worth something l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Have you even withdrawn any of it?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes clearly i have withdrawn most of it.
## Speaker_0: ##
For the photo or to spend?
## Speaker_1: ##
Spend. I bought a new motorcyle and car from this
## Walls1337bot: ##
Was it a working car?
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F
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S
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C
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O
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M
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## Speaker_0: ##
This too smart fo' this sub.
## Speaker_1: ##
I know what do they think this is /r/respectableMoneyMakingAndProtectingYourAssets
I believe they enjoy the company of men exclusively.
## Speaker_2: ##
> I believe they enjoy the company of men
Who doesn't?
## Speaker_3:... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Call me crazy, but I actually prefer a stable economy.
## Speaker_1: ##
So get rid of the FED then got it
## Speaker_2: ##
The worship of the Fed is hilarious. It was literally created in a secret meeting by the same bankers who created the "financial instability" of the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
well judging from this picture, it can only go higher right?
## Speaker_1: ##
Apparently WSBers actually do make some money because the amount of gold I've seen given out in this sub is ridiculous... Basically equivalent to askplebbit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hmm...how about i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Quick side question as a mid-high level IT guy working in Finance. What the fuck is your specialty that you banked enough to quit a job? I was offered a contract job with another bank this week for low 6-figures but kept my more stable gig. I’m also in a much lower cost of l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump’s name was synonymous with success and making money for decades lol
You keep trying though
EDIT: be more mad you losers
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s been said many times before, but Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man.
## Speaker_0: ##
That doesn’t hold water.
Dude... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol if this thing passes there will literally be blood money up in here.
A ton of people will probably die or at least lose their healthcare because the freedom caucus hates poor people... but my calls bout to hella pop.
## Speaker_1: ##
Who cares. Why am I obligated to s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I love when incompetent people make companies crash and burn....
like that psycho control freak Melissa Meyer that rekt yahoo against a telephone pole... and Tim Cook.. that has no idea what he is doing. He looks like a guy that would help me in a hardware store however.
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Play fertnert with my wife while our 10 month old ruins the house
## Speaker_1: ##
How do you have time to game with a 10 month old?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fenced in backyard, they’re good.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ever let a 10 month old out in a fenced in backyard by themselves?... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are you guys serious? People just wanted gainz from the run up. Now they are getting out cuz they don't want none of this binary nonsense. Always a selloff right before the main event.
## Speaker_1: ##
which means buy the dip and make easy money. It will run up again the bi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I will do the honour.
$stock JNUG
## Speaker_1: ##
Direxion Daily Junior Gold Mine (**JNUG**):
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**Price:** $11.44
**Open:** $12.20
**Change:** -0.72 (-5.92%)
**Today's Low/High:**... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
who the hell is Azealia Banks?
## Speaker_1: ##
Iggy azealia ? Get with the times grandpa
## Walls1337bot: ##
Totally different girl yo.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm fucking old. Or dumb.
Probably both.
Shit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You’re with friends here.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I started with $200k in Sept 2015, deposited about $3600/mo in my 401k and I deposited $30k a couple of months ago when I was getting close to a margin call (remember that tome MU dropped from $50 to $38?)
## Speaker_1: ##
200k to 2.5 million. Thats wild.
## Speaker_2: ##
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What's ur brokerage ?
## Walls1337bot: ##
My bank RBC
## Speaker_0: ##
Aren't commissions high? In the middle of switching to cibc , 6.25 flat + 1.25/contract
## Walls1337bot: ##
Its not great but I have enough volume that the flat fee is not important.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Theyre saying memory markets are projected to be less cyclical. good for MU.
## Speaker_1: ##
That's all I wanted to know. My MU position is quadruple that of AMAT
## Walls1337bot: ##
Mine is (was) 70x, sadly
## Speaker_2: ##
Literally going to murder this sub completel... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I called some dude on here a faggot. Does that count?
But on the real just lost a shit ton of $ on AOBC. Still don't know why it tanked.
## Speaker_1: ##
Turns out people buy stock and people sell stock. And it goes up and down due to that. My condolences for your loss, fa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
## Speaker_1: ##
Porsche Mission E
## Speaker_2: ##
Ungh. It looks so good.
## Speaker_1: ##
And a decent price range to boot ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
I guess if I have to ask, I c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hope AAPL crashes the market
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hoping for another -3%. I have 11/2 207puts
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm looking for 3% off of SPY
## Speaker_2: ##
i need SNAP to fall a whole dollar
## Walls1337bot: ##
lol..I have $3 11/16 puts....
## Walls1337bot: ##
like a... |
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