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This looks like an early Facebook, what’s the ticker?
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$DB
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> $DB
TF happened to deuche?
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Dumpsterfire bank. It’s in their name
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you misspelled credit suisse
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Ay. Though I like Trump, and I'll vote for him, he WILL generate a recession/Small-Crash. Not because of his policies necessarily, just because of the false information being spread by the media. and obviously because of his overall personality when it comes to internatio... |
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Biggest lost was holding JCP thinking they would turn around. Getting into Tops. The big spike was getting options which worked out good had FB puts. Actually was up more than break even. Lost it all after FB started going up. Made some of it back from FB calls and did a lot... |
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Technically illegal? Yes. Being able to provide sufficient evidence that would hold up in a court of law? Not likely.
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Thats what I was thinking. would it be considered insider trading?
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If he was shorting/buying puts, sure, but that would ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
you should've cash out man 200% come on
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Help I have the autism
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No, that's called greed
## Speaker_1: ##
Isn’t that we are doing this for?
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No we get money to spend money on yachts, not to make money.
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1 - You have a gambling problem
2 - This is amazing
3 - Good luck
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Donald Trump gets loaned 2 million and ends up a billionaire and president of the United States. OP inherits 2 million and is down to one last YOLO on Reddit.
Maybe OP shoulda just put ... |
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Just lay down that period towel from the back of the closet and make a mess. We are all about the gains today.
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like hell we are. futures taking a shit.
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lol tune back in EOD
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fucking cashed my shit out. SPY, MSFT, and AAPL... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice. How are you using 4x margin?
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all the mid/large cap stocks like google, apple etc have a 25% minimum requirement so you can use up to 4x margin
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Aren't you still capped at the buying power they give you?
## Speaker_1: ##
nope, 2x is... |
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Toxic? Who us?
Just a bit of light hazing.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ikr? If they say that one more time I'm going to fucking rape them.
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Sorry, I meant grape them. I'm going to grape them in the mouth.
## Speaker_3: ##
Nah, u grab em by the pussy
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Sooo... Buy MU?
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol hahaha hohohhoh
Not options at least.
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I wouldn't even touch shares. It seems likely that China is doing that to MU what it did to US soy farmers. The tariffs and the shit show with UMC/Fujian scream China backlash, whi... |
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He drew some lines and arrows so it must be true!
## Speaker_1: ##
THROW THE BONES, SUMMON THE MAGIC LINES AND DOTS.
SHOW US THE FUTURE MAGIC INDICATORS
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Like I said yesterday....learn to read tarot cards and you'll quickly learn that you can make anyt... |
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I'm gonna get your mom in a good but volatile position
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Better to be long than short....
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I like girls like my options, naked.
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strangle
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Straddle
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Butterflied
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Be advi... |
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Dollar cost averaging is the best way to invest. It’s been a rough fucking month for bullish traders, but the investing thesis has not changed. “The time to buy is when there’s blood in the streets. Even if it’s your own”.
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Not bloody enough yet IMO.
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Lowes is better
## Speaker_1: ##
One of my friends works at Lowes and hes a huge retard
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That's why I invest in Lowes. I'm retarded too
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You've peaked my interest
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[Piqued*, you retard](http://blog.dictionary.com/pique-... |
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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A R B I T R A G E
O P P O R T U N I T Y
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90% of this sub doesn't even know what that is or how a put-call parity works.
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HEY! I fall in that 90%. But i also am not a pussy bitch who tries to make money with minimal risk at the cost of l... |
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Who works the last 2 weeks of the year?
## Walls1337bot: ##
People who need overtime.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not familiar. Cali law is anything over 8 in a day.
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company policy, not cali law.
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you work hourly? I'm so sorry.
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What a little bitch. He was acting like he was untouchable and now hes gonna cry cause he got emself caught up.
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Yep my thoughts exactly. He knows he committed securities fraud and is now using this bullshit to backpedal and try and get out of any punishmen... |
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China: I haven’t shot myself in the foot in a few days, I’ll try to win a trade war my economy can’t handle.
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They don’t need to worry about their economy, they’re a totalitarian government that’s not afraid to get oppressive. They don’t lose until everyone... |
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Lmao this guy is in a scene of the last hunger games movie just his hand though. I forget why hes slightly popular on YouTube.
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Think he did porn or something lol for the life of me I can't remember
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Naw, he's Cr1Tikal. He's known for gaming... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do you play a lot of pennies? I tried it last week, lost a couple hundred, and got margin called. Pretty lame
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Yeah been looking at dryships recently
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Pls go all in so I can pay you 5 bucks to let me pee on you when youre homeless.
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The market ends at 4 not 3
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May I introduce you to the concept of time zones?
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Lol what. It goes to 24 hours, it's a military clock, they're more durable.
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...what? 24 hour clocks still have time zones rofl.
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## Speaker_0: ##
contemplate why the fuck i have 400 puts on GE.
see how AAPL and MSFT are doing, then sell my puts on those.
ask myself again what made me think 400 puts on GE was a good idea.
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Why do you have 400 puts in GE?
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Because it was a good idea.... |
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Anyone else think he’s looking kinda thicc in that picture..? Is that a recent photo?
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He now is a FAT billionaire. Still pulls any pussy you could imagine. Fat or not.
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Well, uh, yeah, billionaires do that, it kinda comes with the job.... |
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What took you out?
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Mistimed puts. FDs. If I bought long puts I would’ve been rich, but I wanted to get rich quick...
Got GE puts that expired the week before they started tanking. Got TLRY puts that expired before they started tanking. Got SNAP puts before... |
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Wow some entity sold 1 billion dollars worth of $AMZN right on the closing bell today.
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THANK YOU. I hate these kinds of posts because it’s like people forget that there was also a seller in this transaction.
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Yeah but the difference is th... |
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You might have lost $35,627.19, but at least you gained 8 karma on Reddit. A great trade if you ask me.
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151 now, he really should do that again.
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We are clocking in at 178. If we hit 200 OP has to buy SNAP $10calls
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Over ... |
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This ensuing tech rally better carry MU with it god damn it.
## Speaker_1: ##
Most likely to happen: "tech rally, mu down 3% pre market due to stormy weather."
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why does everyone say that? mu is relatively close to all time high and yet people talk about it... |
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fuck my life into pieces
## Speaker_1: ##
This is my last [earnings] report.
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Diversification? I'm bleeding
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Don't give a fuck if my portfolios recedin'.
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This is my last short
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I never realized I was sprea... |
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What is it that has been done?
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Our POTUS is flaccidly trying to distract from the ratcheting up of the russia investigation and it's working like a charm because people are fucking retarded.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-conducted-predawn-rai... |
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What kind of doctor can't spot malaria?
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Haven't had any experience with malaria but my experience is that most doctor's are shit at diagnosis even when you have textbook symptoms. They can tell when you have strep throat or pneumonia but pray to god if you... |
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Probably the best use of this meme I've ever seen
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I am bleeding, making me the victor.
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Kung Pow memes on rise, calls $YUM
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NEO... Da Na Na Na Na...
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Shoulda gone with A...
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SPORIN
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Socialism
## Speaker_0: ##
What's worse is that this was a top 10 world economy only 50 years ago. So it's not even a case of "shitty country got worse", it's "prosperous country got obliterated".
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Literally all they had to do was selling their oil to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Every single one of my options is losing money. I am not good at this
## Speaker_1: ##
how are you evenl still alive?
## Speaker_0: ##
I have no idea. I really don’t. I’m sitting at 2.8k right now with 700 in cash.
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What did you start out with ?
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That's an imposter
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spit on him
## Speaker_2: ##
where is da queen
## Speaker_3: ##
you are d new queen
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Excuse me, where can I find ebola?
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I will summan a portal to the devel.
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## Speaker_0: ##
There is nothing funnier than a bunch of idiots who pride themselves in knowing something special, but are oblivious to how stupid they really are.
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I have a class this semester called contemporary social problems and it's taught by an insane Marxist anarchi... |
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
## Speaker_1: ##
You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
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Noone really knows how to play craps. You just roll the dice and judge the re... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Elon trying to one up Papa John by calling a worldwide hero a pedophile.
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Tbf people like you said the same thing when the Catholic Church was caught with little boys.
Dude can be a hero and Elon can be right. You need them to be exclusive from one another... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Damn how did you plan on the market dropping Today?
## Speaker_1: ##
Did you think the market was going to rally or something? are you serious? Buy puts right now and you'll make money too.
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Broke boi advice
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So lets see if the market is fi... |
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I dont know whether its because i’m living in a leftist reddit filter bubble but jesus fucking christ what is going on right now, where are the politicians to set things straight? How is Trump in the White House, how is our timeline getting so fucked up ?
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## Speaker_0: ##
i nominate /u/world_chaos
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"I keep betting everything I own on black and I've made $40m" - /u/world_chaos
But for real though, that dude is legit. It's a shame he was banned...
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He's not banned..?
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Are you giving an answer... |
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wut in tarnation
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wut in evaluation
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wut in retardation
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wut in speculation
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Wut in market manipulation
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Wut in fraudulent masturbation
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Wut in chemical castration
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## Speaker_0: ##
Goal of most CEOs: Profitability
Goal of Elon Musk: Rage against short-sellers
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Funnily enough, if he just focused on profitability, the shorts would get smoked. The market WANTS to give him an enormous benefit of the doubt, he's just not fucking taking ... |
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I wonder what stock option he's buying, because I'd like to do the opposite of this genius ...
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I can't find a popular company trading around $60 that ended the day down and has available $59 puts for $3.90 so either it's not around $60 and he's trading ITM ... |
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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Lo... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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I really don't know anything and am just here from /r/all so forgive my stupidity, but wouldn't this not necessarily be a bad thing? If that guy work up this morning, doubled his stock in the company for 20% less mo... |
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All because a shit comedian got the ratings she deserves
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Let me guess fat pig whore Amy Schumer?
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I googled and I was right. Telling that it was so obvious. She's the least funny comedian I've seen I don't understand why she has any follow... |
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If only he'd had $100 to invest he'd've been a millionaire.
## Speaker_1: ##
he had more money to invest than most WSBers
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Please, don't confuse WSB and Robinhood. They have no money and we are in the negative.
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I tried to fund my suretrad... |
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There's no Wu-Tang where he's going :(
## Speaker_1: ##
Actually they allow mp3 players in Federal prison, so there might be.
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He can probably become the king of that prison if he allows people in there to listen to the wu tang album.
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yea... |
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I did because i literally lost like $200 I can't fucking believe that Trump would cause this literal mayhem in the markets
## Speaker_1: ##
but are you literally shaking right now?
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LiTerAlly1.25%
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I wish had I an ally instead of gambling n... |
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Good investment. Once Kim joins the free world, he'll want to buy his website from you. You'll be rolling in North Korean concubines and gochujang flavored tendies.
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Or he’ll just kill him and take it.
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Butt fuck op to death
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The Left is so envious of success... just wants to micromanage our lives.
Edit: Downvotes don't like keeping their own money because the incompetent political class is going to do better things with it... not loot it for themselves at all or in any failed program after prog... |
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why would anyone give him the time of day...absolute scumbag.
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Well, if anyone can recognize a train wreck, its the conductor from a train wreck.
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He said that the way GE is hiding their debt is very similar to how Enron hid theirs.
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get this faggot out of here
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# s h o e
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#O R
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**BAN**
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**-ANA**
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## Walls1337bot: ##
OMFG you are going to die dude. Seriously.... 1Million? Fucking buy corporate bonds or some shit, and then go play with your dick all day. Why are you buying meme stocks and IPO's. oh ffs... it's not hedged at all; a bear market will rape you.
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Go back to... |
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What do I need to buy/sell so that I can eat those tendies some day?
## Speaker_1: ##
Honey glazed fried chicken tendies with a side of crystaal
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That sounds fucking dank
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The best hangover cure from a night of cocaine and champagne
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There comes a day in every man's life where you must either stop shitposting, or go to jail. Martin reached that day, and he made his choice.
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It’s like the guy who was shot in the (above the) nuts in Phoenix and did an AMA on Reddit saying he wasn’t afraid ... |
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I always wondered how practical it would be to (to alfeady be rich and) win smaller lotteries <1m. Because in theory you can win it all back with what you put in easily.
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There was a group of college kids who figured out how to win a certain lottery. Usin... |
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he lied on the options activation form
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I thought everyone lied on that
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The worst part is that I told the truth (am autistic, have money, don't know shit about options) and was granted options and a fuckton of margin. God bless the America.... |
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Sounds about right
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I can't find a reference, but I thought I remember Buffett advocating that people just buy into the market and then bother to learn about it afterwards because the time you would've spent learning about it could've been making you money i... |
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30% interest. Those poor fuckers.
## Speaker_0: ##
It's actually not too different from typical credit card interest. My credit card is like 25% APR which is 28% APY.
Also in the wealth of Nations( one Warren Buffett's 3 favorite books), he says one of the Roman Empero... |
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What the fuck is this
## Speaker_1: ##
Chesapeake deadrise
## Speaker_2: ##
Man I kinda miss living in the Chesapeake bay area. Such a beautiful place.
## Speaker_3: ##
But the tunnel, fuck me.
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I was up in Maryland, never had to deal with that shit!
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Did you get this by eating peanut butter and bread on $10/hr?
## Speaker_1: ##
Pretty close.
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Not one cent inherited?
## Speaker_1: ##
Nope, well kinda, I did sue my father for damages to fund my account after he crashed a car I was riding in.
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://gyazo.com/fcad58e7fb78b2559c500f9957225742
sold for 100% gains
the doubters in that thread need to get some balls
20k in day baby time to eat some tendies
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In awe at the size of this lad
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think he had like a 700k kill last year
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wtf happen to stitch fix?
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No customer growth with a 217 PE
## Speaker_0: ##
My wife loves that shit, could be big one day
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AMZN sucks. Can’t even search by size. SFIX has a 100 data scientists to match you with clothes. They just need t... |
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I'll take whichever is free
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And which one taste better ;p
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Perv
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Lol I meant which one provide better tasting tendies
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Sureee
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hope he lowers the corporate tax rate very fucking soon and just shuts the fuck up about marijuana and building a pointless wall. Don't crash the economy in your first fucking year Trump, launch it to the fucking sky and let it explode majestically.
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Calm... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
## Speaker_1: ##
long back problems
## Speaker_2: ##
He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
## Speaker_3: ##
That chair and his posture have absolutely no... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
My 1 mil life insurance policy is my hedge.
## Speaker_1: ##
Who is your heir? your dog? favorite escort?
## Speaker_0: ##
A perpetually inebriated ex-bull rider I banged in Terlingua, TX a few years ago. Dude will be stocked... if anyone can find him...
Edit: I'm also gu... |
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October dips and everyone collectively pisses themselves in fear and completely ignores the stream of record breaking highs that preceded it all. Xi just publicly said he was open to cutting tariffs and engaging in free trade (and on top of it, their Plan B for soybeans just... |
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See this stock actually has potential to give you returns you stupid fucking AMD bagholding son's of bitches
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What? Amd is some of the easiest money there is
## Speaker_2: ##
not if your Cost Basis is 13 like half this sub
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Buy high sell lo... |
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I hope you will seek professional help for your gambling addiction and that you can find a way to save your marriage.
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if a woman leaves you over this, you better not try to save the marriage but be happy she's gone
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I disagree. I betraye... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Soooooo, short home depot?
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That's a sign for buying put option on HD for earnings
## Speaker_2: ##
When is the next earnings report for HD?
## Speaker_3: ##
Mardi
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The 13th. Ok. Buying puts.
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*and that's the evolutio... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The memes make the losses worth it.
Right?
## Speaker_1: ##
It's not a loss until you sell
## Speaker_2: ##
Might not be a loss, but it definitely ain't a fuckin gain.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm sorry what are these "gains" you're talking about
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Hit the g... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This already happened once this year
## Speaker_1: ##
Can we remove fake ��? We are only about real news here at wsb
Edit: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-impeachment-dow-jones/?utm_source=agorapulse&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fact-check
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yo what the fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
“You used your “phone a friend” lifeline to ask your grandmother for $15”
Holy fuck hahahahaha
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm sure glad we're using homophobia casually again like it's cool. Does that mean I can go back to casually calling people ni... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Interns failed, no job offers for them.
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Fuck I wish I got to do this when I was an intern with them �� the people who got to run these things were always in IT and got to leave by like fucking 2
## Speaker_2: ##
Did people in IT run simulations?
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If these Dominos calls don't make me money, I'm switching to pizza hut for the rest of my life.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ugh who eats at either?
## Speaker_2: ##
College schmucks
## Speaker_3: ##
I don't know why. Pizza is expensive
## Walls1337bot: ##
What you can get a larg... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There's a stickied post about it you dumb cuck. Get in there and do your part to protect fuck boy
## Speaker_1: ##
Ah I have it set to new so no pinned posts ever show up for me. Whoops!
## Speaker_2: ##
You really thought one guy just did it on his own?
## Speaker_1: ##
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The sentiment on TSLA is extremely bearish, thanks to their recent performances. I think it is time to buy calls.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This, in addition to the wave of FUD that came this last week. Some people must know they are screwed so they drive the stock down with ar... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Casino?
## Speaker_1: ##
I should have added "Without leaving my house."
## Walls1337bot: ##
The most volatile thing you can do is to trade 0 days to expiry options at the money from 12pm-3pm est. I don't recommend doing it closer to close. Very good chance of losing it al... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why don't you tell us what you would do first and then we'll tell you what we would do
## Speaker_1: ##
I WANT TO DOUBLE DOWN BUT I HAVE NO CASH LEFT.
## Speaker_2: ##
Ok. Now do the opposite of that
## Speaker_1: ##
The market HAS to move down. It is so overvalued its j... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I like how they choose only the conservative party. These people truly are retarded.
## Speaker_0: ##
Nah they hate liberals too
## Walls1337bot: ##
While you are correct they would take a liberal over a conservative any day of the week
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah true but ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He’s got $5k in his bank plus $3k in a 401k. He’s doing better than 99% of the 24 year olds on WSB, bar only the 1% who got lucky on NVDA options.
## Speaker_1: ##
Not true. I still have 10k in savings.. The problem is I had 20k 2 months ago.
## Speaker_0: ##
You were mor... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
wait till 2:15 then we can see, i personally expect nothing
## Speaker_1: ##
It won't be nothing. It will make the market move.
## Speaker_2: ##
In which direction?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Doesnt matter which direction. You should be following it AFTER the fact with momentum.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do we know he's a rothschild with a fake name? lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Look through his Instagram he is regularly pictured with other Rothschilds.
Olivia de Rothschild , born 2 August 2002 in Geneva, IG: olivia_de_roths
Eve de Rothschild , born 5 January 2001 in Geneva... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah fuckers, you Didnt count on the ECB.
We can also print unlimited moneis. No Problem. we have enough for all.
never ending bull market incoming
## Walls1337bot: ##
Of course not. The ECB is engineering a crisis. Property bubble is developing in Germany. Will be only... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Hold on to your hats boys. We're going to the moon
## Speaker_0: ##
This is one stock, I bought based on my "research" on reddit. Not regretting it right now.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bought at 6.85 a while back. I just hold it hahah. Over 100% returns since September when I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I got banned for day trading today. Anyone want to buy some MSFT options expiring 5/4???
## Speaker_1: ##
You know how you make a small fortune day trading? Start with a large fortune.
## Speaker_0: ##
It’s not the worst thing to happen to me.
## Speaker_2: ##
What is?
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What the hell was that
## Speaker_1: ##
it's called product placement bro, welcome to late stage capitalism. Take a number, you won't need your name anymore.
## Walls1337bot: ##
why are you here?
## Speaker_1: ##
because you made the front page detective, gosh you're a ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You’re going to get fucked lol
## Speaker_1: ##
He literally bought right before the news on FB.
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey, what website/app/service did you use to hear about this? I had to actively search for it and only found the Motherboard article through Google News so I’... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is such a bad idea. Nice.
## Speaker_1: ##
Jesus 20% APR
Credit matters kids.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Man, I should have just loaned my retirement money to WSB at 20% APR instead of putting it all on MU
## Speaker_1: ##
problem is WSB will default on your loan
## Wall... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
These are starting to look so real
## Speaker_1: ##
Makes you think
## Speaker_0: ##
It really does. I didn’t look at this one at first with the thought of it being fake and kinda hit me off guard
## Speaker_2: ##
Seriously. It’s scary the amount of power this man has. ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
## Speaker_1: ##
Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Beat estimates by 17%. Stock Falls. Papa bless.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah can someone explain this because I'm too stupid to figure it out
## Speaker_2: ##
Cause every time we see a green day the orange retard have to bring up that the tax reform is on hold.
## Speaker_3: ##... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
My experience with Snapchat this month.
Met girl on bumble.
Moved convo to snapchat.
She says ok to a date.
She says ok how about let's go to X.
I left the chat open.
Phone goes to sleep
Open phone when she messages again.
Snapchat opens to the chat briefly b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can help you go 200k to 39k real quick
## Speaker_1: ##
Major �� �� approach:
1) take advice
2) long his shorts
3) short his longs
4)????
5) profit
## Walls1337bot: ##
What if he's legit tho????
## Speaker_1: ##
Think of the demographic
## Walls1337bot: ##
ur a raci... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mention China being more socialist than capitalist and wage slaving their peasants for basically nothing. Also mention that they actually legitimately enslave their own people.
Mention that thanks to capitalism for the first time in ever history having and eating too much... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Market rally is lasting an awfully longer time than usual....and higher too..
## Speaker_1: ##
there is zero chance with this rally that Trump is gonna cave to a shitty deal.
## Speaker_2: ##
So an even longer trade war ahead, cause Xi will not allow foreign investment/own... |
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