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Straight up murdering those ally savings account cucks
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I fucking love Ally savings, but that’s emergency funds. Who the fuck ONLY invests using that one account?
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Emergency funds?? Just keep your emergency funds in a safe investment, like... |
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http://www.270towin.com/2016-election-forecast-predictions/
lol
but yeah volatility products, gold and any bearish sp500 etfs
why not just short random shit
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Exactly my point
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yeah and i'm curious why people here think that trump even has... |
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Wtf happened?
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Reality is collapsing musk's reality distortion field.
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Not really, AAPl is down a similar amount. I'm sure if you check out other large cap tech companies they're doing the same
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My tech overexposure killed... |
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What's funny is that same guy is probably buying a yacht right now.
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This is my biggest fear about trading is I don’t want to become like that wolf of wallstreet fellow so I don’t invest
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I do
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I now pronounce you fag and ... |
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Reduce your position size and not have that problem in the first place.
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It's the greed, guess that's something to look at.
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1-2% of account size risked on any one trade is a good rule.
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My account is $97k right now,... |
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August 1914, September 1939 and now January 2018.
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Are you saying to go long on Germany for 2 or 3 years then sell before the massive dip?
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Let’s put an end to this Reich now
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But wait, how much did the holocaust?
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i see you like to buy depreciating assets...
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Life is a depreciating asset, bud.
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Love this
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Ya, it’s called living life. What’s the point of making money and never spending it?
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So you get off by simply ... |
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That’s a small banana ��
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Organic bro
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You fucking rich bastard shelling out the money for an organic banana.
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A cluster of bananas is called a hand, and a single banana is called a finger. Each banana hand has about 10 to ... |
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This guy is awesome.
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Cheeky mother fucker with 'fuck you' money. Damn right, he's awesome.
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What do you figure he's worth?
Edit: Google says 100M. Nice.
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Martin implied he's worth at least 400mm. He said he was worth abo... |
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Robinhood screwed me out of my gains. I was trying to sell my puts but no one picked it up.
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Happened to me last week with SNAP
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They need to work on that shit. I almost lost money instead of gained
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Agreed. Its irritating w... |
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In at 7.20, sold at 12.50 at open today.
There's another user with even kicker ass gainz. They called me late to the party. But +73% is still a party.
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Was late too and only sold just now for ~50% returns because I had an appointment this morning, but ... |
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Respect to that guy. He is man enough to BTFD while all wsb were just making fun of him. Press F to respect that great man.
Edit: I remember that guy bought many 175 170 and 180 August July call , So he is probably swimming in the sea of hookers and too busy at fking pussy... |
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People are taking their gains.
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No, whole market is down thanks to president fuckface
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Did that buffoon say something again?
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Idk if this is the reason, but Iran has been testing missiles. The White House 'put them on notic... |
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#WITH 56 SHARES FROM 2016.
What a timeline we live in.
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That was 56 right? I was working and listening to CNBC and I heard the guy say 56. I was like maybe I heard that wrong. That's crazy he was there with 56 shares.
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Not just that, he's... |
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lol
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lol
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You must tell us how you made 138%
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(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
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What was your strategy for XIV
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Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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Whoever is red right now.... what's your problem.
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They probably bought $AMD or $NVDA puts.
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Fucking amd. What the fuck. How is it fucking doing this
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This comment pretty much sums up the last week
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Market... |
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Here's the full interview:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-the-2018-60-minutes-interview/
The dude is clearly autistic
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He’s one of us.
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But he has the opposite of ADD and gets shit done
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Add doesn’t mean... |
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I earned ten dollars on robin hood. Do I have to disclose that? Asking for a robin hood high roller friend
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No. You don’t pay taxes on robin hood
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Sweet! Time to cash my RH gains for a nice dinner at Golden Corral :)
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Gold... |
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You been at Kung Fu tea for three years! GTF out of there. The time you lost there is much worse than that 10k.
I can relate fam. I don't make much. I blew my $800 account on MU listening to WSB. Those gains you see here are not photo shopped. I've made my own ABSURD gains ... |
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most part timers aren't interested in a long vesting RSU bro. also, i would rather take consistent $15/hour then occasional bonuses. so no, this is actually better for most amazon part timers.
i see all these $15/hour bashing but bro let me tell you this. i just recently si... |
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The market is like on coke, everything is GETTING BETTER AND HIGHER.
When will the comedown even begin?
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If a company posts an earnings loss and weak guidance, yet the stock goes up, it's bear time.
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The problem is that monetary policy sinc... |
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how many k have you burned so far and are you still holding onto them?
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$40.7k
Worst trade of my life.
Yeah I'm holding for a month or two as I originally planned. Nothing I can do about the loss. Water under the bridge.
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You can join t... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Buying FB calls to double down and make up my small losses today
edit: aaaaand guidance was shit, just dropped another $10. Maybe I stay away idk
Edit: aaaaand it dropped another $10. This is fucking insane
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I'm a bit new to (read: shitty at) options, an... |
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Gonna buy the dip yo
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Tfw you buy the dip at -5% and now it’s -6%
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The line between buying the dip and catching the knife is very blurry.
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Even more blurry since the last knife caught me in the eye
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yes b... |
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I wish I had fucking bought AMZN, it's fucking allergic to red
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And NFLX.
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Seriously. I sold my NFLX and tried to BTFD on the FB news feed dip, big mistake.
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�� it's like looking into a mirror
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Must be on... |
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The googling of "how to trade options" is definitely not true. If they did that. They'd know how many contracts they are actually buying...
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why buy 100 shares of SNAP when you can buy 100 options? i've heard you can make way more off those!
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Ah good - a WSB becomes rich plan. Here's mine (an extension of OP's):
If we get two volunteers executing a last trade at a ridiculously high price then everyone's trading account shows massive gains.
Then after we've pushed up the market cap to at least a trillion comes t... |
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Imagine you put just a 1-2k and now you are looking for a house to buy in 2 days.
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For real ��. Completely manipulated. The drone strike just had to happen AFTER market close. Lmao.
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I didn't know you can buy Options on Futures. Holy, the... |
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Was making 130k + 20% yearly bonus + 10% employer match working as a chem engineer for a biotech. Maxed out my yearly IRA plus the $18.5k 401k limit. Bought a 4-bedroom house in the Boston Metro area for rock bottom prices, did a bunch of reno work myself. All that shi... |
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Amazon, Apple, Boeing, MasterCard, BRK.B
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If we can get a real discussion going: Isn’t BRK.B a ‘bad’ long due to Buffett’s old age and such? Don’t take me wrong, I don’t think he’ll die soon and I don’t think Berkshire will be ran to the ground when he does,... |
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Surprised amazon isn’t included in the choices.
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Amazon will be a state by then.
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Or even a river!
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Country
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Planet?
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me from ... |
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you have to understand
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You have to understand
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You’ll never understand
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What is understand
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What is is
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It closed at 236.74 on the 24th, in the money.
OP, did you have the funds to cover the purchase? If not, did your broker immediately sell the position and spank you?
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He was long though... Why would it be a debit?
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Cash payment f... |
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Im scared boiz
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I started trading April 2017 I'm not used to these types of days except for when I held AMD multiple tiimes
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You were like 10 during 2008, weren't you
Fuck
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9? Idk I just know I moved homes twice in one ye... |
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If you choose not to invest in the stock market you are willingly giving up on the single greatest money making device in the history of mankind
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I don't think many people on minimum wage are making the choice not to.
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But people making $40k... |
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You forgot
>1999 yahoo purchases broadcast.com for $5.7b and turn Mark Cuban into a smug know it all billionaire.
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ugggggggh he is the worst. it was just good timing in the frothy anything dot com days.
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Nothing like a guy that gets un... |
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He’s not a paid actor. I know him personally. We box together at equinox
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proof? or i am i being rarted
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I’ll post a picture of him next time I do the boxing class
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He's old, why are you boxing him?
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He was the first one to become a billionaire through his GoFundMe he calls “Amazon”
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The question remains: Will Amazon ever live up to revenue expectations, or will the stock tumble back to reality?
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Amazon lives up to revenue expectation... |
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Some people do genuinely hate him and I have no doubt that it might go as far as threatening his life.
How seriously they're to be taken is up for debate, despite this you can never be too careful if you're in his position.
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"Some people do genuinely hate ... |
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I’m laughing so hard - “TARIFF MORE GINA... the markets are down now? FUCKING DEMOCRATS”
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you laugh but there are seriously people who think these drops are the market pricing in a Dem midterm win. lol
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These are the same people who believe ... |
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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Instead of trading SPY, why didn't you trade e-mini future options to get better tax treatment + overnight liquidity?
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I had just finished classes on options trading and felt really confident. Before I was just trading equities and now I'm learning futures a... |
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Based on the brief clips of Shkreli and the overall narrative that the doc appears to be pushing, I’m guessing that he’s going to be portrayed as a real stand up guy of great character. /s
#FREE MUH NI��️��️A SHKRELI
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> I’m guessing that he’s going to b... |
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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Looks like the price is dropping
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Not if you turn the graph upside down.
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Not if you wait until 2 minutes ago
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Shit you're right. Better turn the graph around again.
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Give it another 9 minutes. We'll ... |
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Take investment advice from a group of people who don't notice when the dollar sign is on the opposite end of the number.
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Hello from r/all, what difference does that make??
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That's a dumb question. Just look it up.
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but yo... |
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results arent even out yet... these selling chickens need to chill
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True, call is at 5 est.
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Is that a fact or speculation?
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Speculation? I heard it was 4:15 ET
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Call at 5. Based on the 60 cent drop, I... |
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That kind of work ethic just isn't seen anymore in America. It's encouraging to see a work environment so focused that an employees love and desire to work is allowing them to suppress and control bodily hinderances. That's why the teachers in school prevent you from using t... |
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nice parking job for someone who's car was on fire
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Still drives while on fire, noone injured, damage covered by tesla warranty.
That's good for $TSLA right?... right?
RIP my gainz.
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point is it's fake
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Even if it's ... |
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I lost my virginity to 9/21 55’s
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Before or after the most recent dippening
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Not sure what the what fuck you’re talking about fartbiscuit so I’ll just say yes.
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What was the mu strike when you bought?
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SPX
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Did you invest in pure stock ownership or something else like options, also when and what time did you buy it? U don't need to respond I'm just curious and trying to find a reason not to do homework.
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Options. Every day. Sometimes... |
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Vice went from being a reliable alternative news source to BuzzFeed autistic step brother. Short VICE
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Yeah right around the time the founder decided he was a white supremacist it kind of went down hill. Fuck vice
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I can't think of a time ... |
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A money losing company with a churn rate of 50% along with no moat? I am pass
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That IPO hype pop though....
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Is there hype?.... if there was, they probably wouldn't have priced at the low end of the range.
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Eh, we will see... |
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Fucking turkey mother fuckers fuck gobble gobble my balls
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Turkey? Blame Trump and America lol..
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Yes blame Trump and America for Edrogan being in power during Obama's term and imposing a fascist Muslim hellscape dictatorship with "Allah ... |
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You need to post their name in a comment.
/u/4hedge2lyfe0
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I thought that only worked if they had gold?
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Oh, I'm not sure. I'm witty enough where I always have gold.
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Buying yourself gold doesn't make you witty.
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Solid wine tho
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It's a sickly sweet Malbec. It's red wine for men who are married to women who drink white Zin. Total shit.
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It's a red blend you faggot. It's cheap yet good
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Sorry, I confused one basic bitch wine for anoth... |
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...and 10yr hits 3%
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So why is google down if they beat their expected EPS? I’m confused.
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Stocks are designed to make wealthy people more money. They don't follow logic. You just go for the ride and hopefully the rich people let you eat ... |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819541997325316096
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that shits real? this is funny as fuck but damn that has to be insider trading
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"Buy L.L.Bean"
\- the leader of the free world in 8 days
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You all sound dumb a... |
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dude owns 2 Billion dollars worth of Micron at current prices. He's been accumulating during this dump. the pump is coming.
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People have been saying that for weeks. Please.
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$MU rewards faithful, heathen
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Heathen? Dude ... |
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you are retarded
market sell orders are when the house is on fire and you need to get rid of everything
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I mean a sell the news event is basically a house on fire. How the fuck do you deal with that.
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be there at 9:30 and see where it opens... |
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You forgot the support around the 1700 range champ.
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[Trigger warning]
I'm not saying this thing goes to 1200 - I just drew a fucking arrow in the general direction you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK YOU
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Your arrow sucks more dick than your ... |
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I’ve lost so much money and recently been doing this exact thing on market open except usually coffee instead of green lol.
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Try the green my dude. Trades are much easier to see, everything makes more sense
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weed is trash and dumb to smoke... |
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They already lost south east asia to local startups. Future looks grim for Uber and hope they can learn from their mistakes
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What about europe? How are they doing over there?
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A lot of countries banned it some time ago to protect taxi indust... |
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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Can we crucify one come Easter?
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That's the plan, yes.
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I'd like to get in early on recommendations for the Easter crucifixion. I nominate u/FatHeadChrisMatthews.
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LOL. Throw in a Hail Caesar and that just might work
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Serious question, if I'm working at a publicly traded company and know about information that hasn't been made public, I'm not allowed to act on that, correct?
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U could leak it here and boom its public so no sec
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So simple
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I live in Florida bro
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It's just a prank bro
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...I just rolled my eyes so hard that my retina detached.
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I hear $MNKD is developing a new inhalable drug to treat detached retinas with financial backing from Daredevil.
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Everything you need to know about GS: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-american-bubble-machine-20100405
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A president could win my vote on the sole promise of firing the Sherman Anti-Trust cannon at them.
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If only the ave... |
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You need to close your position immediately.
Credit Suisse has announced an Event Acceleration and they are terminating the fund.
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That escalated quickly. From the most popular play to termination in 4 trading days? Is this true?
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Yes. They... |
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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I don think you have to wonder. I think it is clear. He pissed off th... |
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First idea: why did this guy just broadcast the worst life choice he ever made on a forum designed to talk about marijuana common stock?
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Because he's mentally retarded.
What's idea \# 2?
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My second idea? Hmm...
Sometimes I wonder if we c... |
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Dude you prolly live in bumblefuck Missouri
There’s 6 sbux within a block of my office and they are always a zoo
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bumblefuck has always been the canary in the economic coal mine.
Ignore at your own risk.
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Is the canary alive or dead tho
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## Speaker_0: ##
But actually I am long Disney because everyone else is not so fuck that noise. Don't they own Marvel? I hear that last CGI animated bullshit movie made $650MM last WEEKEND.
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I'm going long until 2019, hoping their streaming app makes them surge.
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did u sell!?
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I cashed out $20k this morning, left 200 put options to ride (I am still holding out for the earnings call with free money now).
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Call is on 17th tho
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Holy shit I just now read the announcement. Lol. Just... |
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How is it war if NK has no chance? More like a bitch slappin
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Never underestimate an apparently weaker opponent that is cornered and desperate. Fighting wars isn't easy and winning them is even harder.
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Case in point: the US hasn't won ... |
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Was this supposed to help? I get the feeling that you were hoping this would help.
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Nah I just did too many shots tbh
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Like 2 ?
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8. Texted my ex, bad idea
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Did he reply back?
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Are ... |
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Rapists and murderers can get away with less time than they're trying to get him for. So fucking disgusting.
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DuPont heir Robert Richards raped his toddler daughter and got no jail time only probation.
Martin made fun of a Senate committee and made money t... |
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damn how embarrassing , he basically called you to confirm his suspicious that you are indeed a cuck
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Yeah but he wrote that shit off. Nice to just get my money back. I’ll probably lose more this year.
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You can only write off like 3000 of y... |
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What brokerage is that? Looks like a robinhood for people that have money.
Edit: I'm shocked and grateful for the gold. Still not even sure what reddit gold is, but I'll figure it out. Thank you!
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fidelity
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Nice. I have etrade and hate that... |
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$GOOS 54C FDs
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Now sell it. You know the rules. If it's good enough to screen shot, then it's good enough to sell.
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I tell myself this every time, and i fail to follow through every time
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I sold out of all my contracts and ... |
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If you're buying because you think the merger will go through, it will be higher than where it is now ~6.50.
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exactly thats why i still think its a good buy
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Then do it pussy, why you gotta ask WSB?
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Because we live in an ... |
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I legit had to do this today too FeelsFuckingBadMan
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You serious?
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Yeah homie it blows, I’m still young though but I lost a lot of money. I did jack shit for risk management and got caught with my pants down. Lesson learned if I ever get an... |
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Jesus boost mobile?
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Yeah man I love it. It’s a running joke but I get great service for $35/ month and I’m not under a fucking contract.
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Where you at?
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Stockton, CA
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Gross! You live in Stockton! I gre... |
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LMFAO this is fucking absolutely retarded. Thank you for sharing.
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I suppose if you had gains on the year and were willing to erase those you'd end up paying less taxes. That said, if you rebuy the stock and it does go up, you'll eventually end up paying ta... |
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Netflix makes money
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GE actually makes stuff. The world is so backwards.
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Netflix makes a ton of very valuable original content.
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So does this sub but you don't see us making money for it.
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>valuable ... |
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What the actual fuck?
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Dude, it's Citigroup, they're known for being massive retards, just talk to their interns
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I tried to be a Citigroup intern but didn't get it... I scored too high on my aptitude test.
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>not tryin... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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/u/TheSerpent on suicide watch
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How much did he lose?
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If he didn't sell it may not be in too bad. His cost basis was low enough and they seem to have stabilized for now
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Based on his last post around $1m, a 20% plunge i... |
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First of all young gun, you can't invest directly at taco bell but you can invest in there whole company which is tacobell KFC and pizza hut. $yum is the ticker. Now g/f/y.
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Is it a good investment? How many days will it take me to make at least 2k?
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why are you highlighting and underlining every word, i think it kinda defeats the purpose
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I like to color code. kthxbye.
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I like your underlines, they are almost as straight as you are
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ty?
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He's calling ... |
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Oh, idk, $MU
Same as the last 5 months
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Oh nephew please tell me you mean you're looking at your MU calls, not buying more...
Happy you're still kicking though.
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I decline to comment ��
Thank you, I feel fantastic. I’ve lost a shit... |
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Try to make back $10k I lost today.
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I suddenly don’t feel so bad for losing money. Thanks.
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wait wait wait, @j33tay what Percent did you lose? 10k on a 20k acount is worse than 10k on a 400k
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Please say $5k account, please... |
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Check out UGAZ rn
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Half its value in 2 weeks? What happened?
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from what I can tell, what were predicted to be warm forecasts changed to colder than expected. this is why ugaz was dropping recently before spiking today
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Spike... |
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> Having Bloomberg Anywhere
Sorry this sub is for autistic retail traders not people who make real money
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Explain all this to us normies
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Lets you access terminal without a terminal.
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Expand on that
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Got in at 23.85, sold at 24.76. Might look to flip some again tomorrow, I doubt it'll be that much more volatile today
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Such gains
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way too much of a pussy to hold this
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so why buy in the first place?
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