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This feels like its disrespectful to the guy who committed suicide too. Like everyone is just having fun making fun of Logan Paul but no one really cares about the respect for the dead part. Just doesnt feel much different from the shock value culture he is in trouble for pa... |
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Yo what the fuck
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“You used your “phone a friend” lifeline to ask your grandmother for $15”
Holy fuck hahahahaha
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I'm sure glad we're using homophobia casually again like it's cool. Does that mean I can go back to casually calling people ni... |
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He's not wrong. Getting up to $450 in movie tickets every month for $9.95. Of course everyone is excited about it: it's basically just giving away free shit.
They'd be excited if your mom was handing out free blowjobs too, but does that mean your mom should get billions in ... |
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That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOTHER... |
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But RH is free so you can buy 1000 contracts and pay nothing
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1000 contracts and pay $1 lol
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Really? Is it like a one time option fee?
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Its 1 dollar per opened position.
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Yeah but then I get fucked whe... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Ive said it b4, but I stand behind my convictions... Good, let it all fucking fall... Americans did this shit to themselves, let them drown in their own corrupt bullshit... Fuck this country, as soon as I’m debt free, I’m out... Fuck America
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Where you gonna... |
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Being the person that builds one
Edit: there is a shocking number of peasants in this sub. Tagged.
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That's not exactly a bad job. You get paid a lot and can put something like that exhaust vent that was in the Death Star to kill the guy that didn't invest l... |
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Wow i guess those 2k shares my parents found and gave me as a joke paid off. Whos the sucker now.... probably me still
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Everyone else is telling you to sell so you should probably buy even more
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Do the opposite this sub tells you to do
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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Why the fuck were you gambling with $30K then?
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Because he's not a bitch.
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I like you
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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Melania would definitely win in a face sitting contest. Any takers?
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I ain't touching anything Trump has. It's bad enough I had to stop wanking it historical favorite of mine.
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Karen McDougal? Sara Jean Underwood?
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Nothin... |
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There aren't options on UWTI you fuck.
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Got em
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never claimed there were options on uwti..?
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Nigguh you said straddle
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Yeah we were talking about SPX before. Plus why would UWTI trade on a 13 vol? USE YOUR B... |
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How can we short student loan debt? Seriously, that bubble gonna pop.
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Can't bankrupt out of student loans (anymore). Better to just long poverty, especially with our currently absurd housing at medical costs.
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But if people go into defaul... |
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Are you still buying 4chan? I need to know so I can figure out whether or not to short /biz/.
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And yet I still have no idea how the stock hasn’t plummeted. All the other bad bets make sense in hindsight. This one is still trading ultra low volume, up after an atrocious miss, guidance down, no good news to prop it up.
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What was the DD
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F
of course they timed the Flynn shit to be on the same day as the senate vote
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I 100 percent believe this is true
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This is positioning by Mueller to prevent Trump from firing him. Markets aren't even down 1% on an unsubstantiated ABC repo... |
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I didn’t read any of this post. I assume you’re a cuck bitch
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Do cuck bitches buy GE after they dropped almost 50 percent of stock value? I have two shares of GE. I'm no cuck. I'm buying another share when I get paid again bitch.
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Yes. Ye... |
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Damn bro, now this sub is going to be filled with a bunch of people from r/all asking dumb questions, wondering how and why we all have money
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What is this sub? I like money and I'm a business major in college. I want lots of money.
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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Lol, never put it all in red. Always put it all on black. These kids get no tendies
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lmfao. youre supposed to go 50/50 on black and red.
like how the fuck do people lose money on roulettes. idiots.
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Wait wouldn't that just mean you s... |
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That must be a really good book
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I think its from a series where they put up a vibrator in their vaginas and try to read something. If someone finds the original video(s) please post links, thanks.
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Why don't they have a version where they h... |
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Press F to pay respects
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Imagine if you put $500 million into a single FD and got %1000 return.
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There arent enough people selling a single FD for you to be able to fill 500 mil worth of it
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Yeah I thought about that, but it's a what-if scenario so suspension of dis... |
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Seriously. Every black person that talked just brought up race and bitched about it..
"They aren't lending to all my people!!"
Well no shit. They won't lend to white, brown yellow either if their credit history, debt and other problems are a cause of concerns.
You don't j... |
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this is the real news.
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/press_secannpr.htm
for you autists:
gov bonds will be sold this week. mon-thurs will be a new auction. rates will be determined during auction. If no one buys then GG yields/rates will rise. not... |
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You have a mil & you’re using RH?
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I would lose more money in commissions to sell calls in a week than you would imagine
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If you are worried about commissions with a $1M portfolio you are an idiot and that account won't last long
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"Considering taking Micron private at $69....funding secured."
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$42.0 would be more realistic
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All this was inspired by the principle—which is quite true within itself—that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; beca... |
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"All time gains/losses" is such a fucking stupid question, OP.
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What is a better way to word it?
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It's just a completely useless metric.
"1,000,000 tendies" could be really fucking impressive if it was blowing up a $100 RH account wi... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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2008 was caused by a housing bubble popping. That has nothing to do with lines on a chart.
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Tech is in a bubble waiting to get popped
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What about the student loan bubble?
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Student loans don't go away until you die. There is... |
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Well, they could start making less money.
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C Y C L I C A L
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No evidence to support such a claim. Why is the mantra "past performance are not indicative of future results" only used when the past performance was positive and not negative ... |
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Lowes and Home Depot are good long terms. I wonder how/where the new CEO will take Lowes, they need to step up their DIY game to compete with Home Depot. Lowes has the best tutorials for DIY shit but Home Depot prepackages the shit and you just buy it (for more money than th... |
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Looks like EPS of $7301 vs $3306 expected. Anyone play this?
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I have $5K in FD expiring 08/10. OMFG.
Edit - [Proof](https://imgur.com/a/mNfcITn). I don't know how much I stand to make, but its my best trade yet.
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$205s? $210s?
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Works until it doesn't. u/analfarmer2 /u/YungBillionaire
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That's gambling for you.
Addicts think that they have found a way to beat the system. Winning reinforces their ideas that they are right, they are better than the rest, they know what they are doing ... |
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tl;dr: MechE prof (and financial Nostradamus) fell for the Theranos meme
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Is he actually legit at finance?
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He's not even qualified to log into his Vanguard account.
He does [legit wish he could run like a girl.](http://www.huffingtonpost... |
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Mark Cuban disagrees.
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Mr. Wonderful apparently went full old man and only invests in stocks with dividends
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Wait, what?
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https://www.suredividend.com/kevin-oleary-dividend-stocks/
https://www.barrons.com/articles/jumping-... |
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Lol this sub makes fun of /investing for getting average returns.
However it seems most people here lose money, or their big wins cancel out big losses and....make average returns.
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I max my tax advantage accounts, and those go into low expense ratio index ... |
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Nice dude. I had Tesla calls worth $400 and held for 2 weeks and they were $50 yesterday. Woke up to see it’s worth $1100! Roller coaster of emotions lol
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I am trying to understand and am confused. Is there a difference between Tesla stock and Tesla call? Ju... |
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Why'd you cut out the part where he walks past the 'total bankruptcy' sign and into oncoming traffic?
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Haha what's the source? I want to giggle through my tear flavored tendies.
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He photoshopped the wording on the signs. That's not from the... |
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Does this mean I can finally get tendies from BK?
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Bk tendies not that good
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For $1 they gud enough
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10 for $1
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You’re talking about nuggets. Those are not Tendies! Come on man..
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Musk is pumping his idea, tsla to 250 by Friday.
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Hopefully $350 first. Puts are expensive.
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No, it'll go to 350 when they announce that they only sold 20 model 3s in Q3.
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Tesla already had it's earnings statement and... |
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Honestly this sub has kinda gone to shit with just retarded troll posts and memes. I wish we had some more DD around here. It's a pleasant surprise when you at least see someone attempt to post a solid DD post. Doesn't matter if you're wrong just have points backing up your ... |
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It’s going to be $30 end of week.
Buy calls or be poor, your choice.
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Someone teach Elon how to burn shorts like AMD
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Releasing high quality products that people want to buy while their competition trips on their own shoelaces?
RIP Mu... |
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This was in MN last night, I saw a meme being created in person.
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Who is the strange looking person on the stage?
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Post Malone
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Thought he was dead?
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Mac Miller
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To anyone not familiar with ... |
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I wish I understood why people liked Tumblr. I'd just make my own porn-friendly version of it now.
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It’s probably the single best porn curator out there.
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Really? I'm skeptical, but I don't know enough about the site to dispute it. How is i... |
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Girlfriend. Yeah right. Tell your sister I want to fuck.
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u/sentient_sloth2 this guy thinks your my sister. :(
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she has a reddit?? yeah she ain’t your girlfriend.
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Yes, hello. Am gf. Sadly, chica in the pic isn’t me. That... |
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Wearing a $85 American Apparel Tank-top, not getting promotions because he talks about how he hates Capitalism at work.
"It's like the system is rigged specifically against me!"
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American Apparel doesn’t make an $85 tank top
—or do they now?
Not that I e... |
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Damn. Blueblarflubar was spot on when he said it can go down because of the bot thing.
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thank fuck i got rid of all my call options yesterday fuckign LOL I wouldve missed on 3/4.
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if you had bought puts on TWTR instead and followed th... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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Hopefully he dies on the street
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My family owns a mansion. I'll die there one day. :)
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Brb building a catapult to t... |
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futures are entirely speculative, it literally doesn't mean shit
remember when after the debate, futures were up 14 pts and then on market open it was -6
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dude everything is speculative
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Speculation is already priced in
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I YOLO'd a startup investment in a cannabis company. Completely illiquid and I'll only ever make money if they IPO or get bought out, both of which are extremely unlikely. But I feel good about it so far. They are doing some cool shit. And weed. Weed.
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Do... |
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Cash out now before you're down 1000%
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If OP cashes out he's an ultra tard. At this point he better bag hold for a thousand years and beg that he breaks even. No point now in turning these positions into realized loses.
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They are realIzed l... |
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This is called picking up nickels in front of a steam roller. It works until it doesn't. If we have a real correction, there's a high chance you'll get wiped out unless you have a way of protecting yourself.
Consider Lord Shkreli's advice that markets don't always go up. ... |
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the intel chart should really look more like a horizontal line. thing hardly moves. would be a good iron butterfly or condor play.
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More like NVDA chart.
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i was gonna say that chart up there looks like the NVDA chart, not the INTC chart.
fa... |
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How do I sell options contracts to this fucking person specifically?
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DM him on fb
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Am I the only one that's confused about when we switched from saying "PM" (private message) to "DM"?
My guess is that it's more of a gaming culture vs... |
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What a scumbag tho. He’s saying that but you know he’s got millions in a vanguard
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For suuure
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Hey be seen this and indefinitely support high volatility stocks, but if you don’t keep atleast half of your money in low volatility, long term in... |
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Now that I am cash poor you fags should make me karma rich.
Edit: I’m gonna start a go fund me. Any backers?
Edit2: if any VC, prop fund, hedge fund, etc is looking to bring on a new analyst/trader send me a DM.
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I'm impressed that you managed to cont... |
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You sound butthurt. Is this the story of your life?
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Every thread I ever make, someone implies I'm the people im talking about. Please kill you are self
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> Please kill you are self
pardon?
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It's an intentional misspellin... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Full disclosure: I bought a put today
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Nice, that earnings call will bring you many tendies tomorrow
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I bought 100 contracts for friday at 12.50, I'm only sort of starting with options, you think that'll happen?
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You dro... |
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What's sad is Walmart is one of the highest paying employers in my town. By a large margin
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Oof.
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12 an hour starting is insane and the managers make obscene money (for my town). 60k annual+? Whew lad I'd kill for that.
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Yo... |
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Hope this makes your weekend better.
Questrade UI isnt great - it was @240k two and a half months before this graph starts
[Losses Galore](https://imgur.com/a/tPMvlpQ)
EDIT: no funds were taken out back to bank, all stayed in trading accounts
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Damn bro, w... |
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When are $SPY earnings? I have a bunch of calls
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I hope you're joking
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you laugh now, but wait until $SPY crushes their quarterly expectations.
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Exactly. They’ve climbed so much since April.... have to be good earnings s... |
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On red? What a fucking retard.
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You always bet on odd, never a color, fucking cuck.
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Never side bet, always 1 number, better returns.
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I was in vegas a few months ago playing roulette. Normal type of betting for me. This lad... |
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This is how I should be spending my time at work. Quality.
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I quit working yesterday and trade full time with $258,000.
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I quit my job today trading $258 dollars
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I quit my job today trading $2.58
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I quit my... |
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I'm fucked with my balls deep in MU. Currently 35% of my portfolio is MU. AMA.
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35% is balls deep? faggot u must be new here
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Let me tell ya how balls deep I actually am. I am in school and will still be in school until I am close to 30 yrs... |
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finally someone who understands that the markets were actually pricing in zero rate hikes next year
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I don't get it tho, they wanna send us into recession??
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Stock market is not the economy. The feds mandate is employement and inflation, no... |
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Upper middle class men with medium to large brokerage accounts are the real victims after all.
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White cis upper middle class men with medium to large brokerage accounts*
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Asian-Americans have more wealth now. Credit where credit is due.
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This reminds me of when Mac just crosses out Africa on the map when he’s planning his world trip
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mac is fuckin smart
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Country Mac is smarter
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If he’s so smart how come he’s dead?
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Terrible motorcycle dri... |
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I wonder if Shkreli peaked in high school
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getting 500% return in <3 years isnt peaking?
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So did Madoff but i dont think anyone is envious of his "success"
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Difference being Shkreli actually built successful companies,... |
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Yo what the fuck
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You have entered the area.
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*arena?
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Nope, area.
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Mayor of Broke Faggot Town.
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WSB mainstream like Stratton Oakmont now!
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I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING!
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THIS IS WHAT WE DO WITH SUBPOENAS
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STEEEEEEEVEEEE
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You show me a receipt for your tendies, I quit my job right now and work for you.
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Biggest short burn of the century in progress. Next week expect a lot of fud and musk memes on this sub
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I thought that FBI investigation would burn heavier. Guess I’ll buy puts on the rumor of an SEC charge.
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SEC charge?
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What is this bums actual net worth? Supposing they don’t IPO or at 10 B valuation
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he supposedly cashed out $700MM [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/cf32bl/wework\_ceo\_cashes\_out\_before\_ipo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comme... |
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is that Steve Aoki?
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It is indeed Steve Aoki
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Yep I came here to say that's Steve Aoki
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It’s not Steve Aoki
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Pretty sure it's Steve Aoki
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Did you hold til now? I dropped out at 70% gains, but could have seen more if I was less of a coward.
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Sold when it was down around 7%. Was happy and didn’t want to have to be stuck to my phone all day watching for a big bounce back.
Rolled it all into ... |
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auditor here. in my last audit i saw a guy put a car in the mobile technology account group.
his logic was that the boss said it was mobile... which i couldnt argue with. i had to explain to him that the account is likely for cell phone related expenses.
i will look for ya... |
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Lmao are we in a fucking video game. I swear shit is getting weird
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i wanna be tracer
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IM ALREADY TRACER
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Fuck that retarded tiktok meme
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I don't know what this is and I'm so glad.
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Didn’t someone predict this a few weeks ago?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5pwtd6/gpro/dcurvu9/
More like 11 months. You're welcome.
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GoPro is dogshit, but way early is not too different from just plain wrong.
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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All students in Sweden should max the student loan no matter what. Its essentially free money for a down payment on a home. But you have to pass the courses ... |
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What the literal fuck
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In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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WeWork customers... |
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Some guys I know pooled together $2k worth of lottery tickets and planned to either "stop at $100k in winnings or go broke trying!"
They went from $2k --> $240 --> $6 --> $0
They are now mods at WSB.
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The logic in that is hilariously bad hahaha wh... |
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wait wtf is this...a rh margin call lol? sry neva seen it
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If you make day trades in the cumulative value of more than 4x your account value (as of prev. close), you are subject to a day trade call. Doesn't matter if you have 5k or 50k.
http://www.finra.... |
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Who buys stock anymore. Everyone's got Options
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Does anyone else think the switch to options could potentially drive down stock volume/prices
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Ya I bet all these sub $5k RH accounts are really taking a toll on the underlying.
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It's 1500% gains you mongoloid
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well shit maybe i shouldnt buy stocks
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Would it be infinite gains since you started with 0 (ie. You didnt pay .01$ for it, you paid 0 for it.)
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me bending over to pick that penny up should be... |
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Have you considered seeking help for your gambling problem?
Srs question.
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Yea
I think im too ashamed to admit i have a problem
but holy i lost a lot of money
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You need to cash out and move on and just save what you do have left
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Careful with this thing. While it is nice to see GE in the news for something positive, this contract is only worth around 1% of last year's gross revenue. I would love to go long right now but I'm cautious about a run-up on an earnings which is certainly going to be dism... |
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I only bought equities to track track stock movement of my underlying options on robin-hood. 1 share amd, 1 share ea, 1 share ttwo.
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...robinhood also has this amazing “watch” feature...along with every brokerage ever.
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Yeah but if you buy ... |
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Look at the last three bear markets. What caused them? 2008 mortgage crisis, 2000 tech bubble pop, 1987 literally panic selling from black monday. We need to think, what in our economy today could be similar to an event like that, ending this bull market?
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A... |
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I have calls sizeable calls on gd, rtn, noc, lmt, msft, v, googl, wfc, bac, fb, ea. All dated to expire Jan 2018 with a some expiring a month to a few months later. I kept thinking that we’d get a bounce and I could get out at b/e but at this point it seems like we’re in a s... |
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She just angry cause she didn’t know how to get level 2 trading on Robinhood.
I think this sub isn’t toxic as she makes it as is, mostly just memes to pass the day. Compared to let’s say apexlegends or redpill. This is the only sub that I know where we actively grind fo... |
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R/watchpeopledie
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You may have meant r/watchpeopledie instead of R/watchpeopledie.
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Are we still pretending China is a communist state?
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it’s probably hard for you to see after 8 years of obama’s marxist legacy
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More like after years of college-level poli sci, econ, accounting, and world civ classes.
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polit... |
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"I don't have to verify because I have one of the great memories of all time"
Best line
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Please tell me he actually said this.
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Heard it live on my way to the airport.
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Jesus christ... If I wasn't actually living dur... |
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Funny enough some consumer discretionary and consumer basics seem to be fairing relatively well in this market. MCD, WMT, LULU, TGT, etc. are all hanging tight. You'll probably end up making money hehe.
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Just need a little good news in the next 20 days o... |
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This is ballsy as hell. Props to you.
My first year of trading options I went from 5k -> 60k, all realized. Lost 90% of it the same year.
Got royally fucked on taxes. So I hope you took some out!
Edit: I meant it was my first YEAR of trading. It was between 2 different... |
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