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I didn’t think I could love another man, but I love you u/haupt91
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You are now a mod
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I'm sure glad we're using homophobia casually again like it's cool. Does that mean I can go back to casually calling people nigers and spics and shit again... |
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you post in /r/politics
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haha good catch that's hysterical
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How is that a good catch? I post in other subreddits but I didn't just come here from /r/all. I post in the_donald way more than politics because I'm a Trump supporter.
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You sound like Steve Carell.
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I really can't tell if your joking
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It is literally a sub plot of The Big Short.
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yeah I know
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man you're stupid, huh?
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Why is this under futures, do you even know what futures are? Did you just pick this because it sounds like it's talking about the future?
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It's one of many possible futures.
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Why is robin hood bad?
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Because it's a meme and everyone who bashes it is cool and edgy
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No, because they go down during high market activity, don't have customer support, and their _fucking charts don't have axes_
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Weekend Wall Street predicting blood red futures
https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street
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What the hell is this? A weekend Ouija board?
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be in the ocean
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There were 2 problems: the money was dirty and exchange fees are high. If I dared to move the dirty money, I would be sitting in a prison cell without access to computers. So, I always moved money less than $1... |
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That's why you need to take out personal loans and cash advances. It is silly to limit your losses at 100% when you can gain proper leverage and lose unlimited amounts of money.
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Took out $6000 from BAC cash advance at 4% upfront for 1 year, 0&#... |
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[Summary of the call](https://imgur.com/a/kcn7kVT)
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I had check his real twitter just to be sure.
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Time stamp is 2pm lol
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Pacific time brah ����
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The call was at 2:30 PT brah��
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Time dilatio... |
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guys... seriously you're not still bagholding this are you?
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do you assume it wil lose all it's value then?
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No they will reverse split 25 - 1 making the "price" = 100 and the drop will begin anew.
Are you holding j/n/u-g because of its val... |
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Petition to ban this dumbass and instead make u/mike_pences_horse a mod. He's the real hero.
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Better watch out how you talk to your future mod
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If you're from the future why'd you lose $7k on XIV liar
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Keep working for minimum wage so I can finally afford another option
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I'm jobless, waiting on my last paycheck so I can afford rent, praying to have a heart attack, failing to make a profit off my options, tired
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I worked for millionaire at this time, did three seasons overall. This was the most tense episode we did, he guessed his way to the top pretty much.
He cried afterwards
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Do you have the link to the real episode?
Edit' https://youtu.be/NHmpLT7RNHE
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holy fucking shit, 42% beat
to fucking moon, let's hope it takes both of my autistic kids aka AAPL and AMD
WB
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those search and ad predictions posted a few days ago here were correct. (they said like 35% increase in ad servings)
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anythi... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Too busy playing Borderlands 3
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Please switch to any ATVI game, need my calls to come through.
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Modern warfare looks like poop and warcraft is dying again
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Classic wow is doing really well though. I saw a lot of posts recent... |
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Not sure what his problem is. I'm up 25% on NVAX.
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Did you buy the dip? That's what you're supposed to do.
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I bought the crash.
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Good. I should have too but my entire mommy allowance is tied up in dividend ETNs and GE.
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I wish I could invest in wsb IASIP gifs.
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I'll send you my PayPal info
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I already bought you gold for a different one. Don't get greedy faggot.
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/>Don't get Greedy
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10% up today and looking like $10+ by the end of the year... Shes a fucking goddess
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lol the ultimate WSB comment
1. Top comment to show idiots all coming along
2. Suggests another 6% upside on a day when stock runs up 9% and 45% in a month
3. using the p... |
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p=0.111 vs placebo. They hid the primary endpoint fail deep in the PR. FAIL
Edit: primary, not primarily
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Most important part of the whole thing. Really speaks volumes to the rest of the CR845 applications they have
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Why?
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First letter of homophobic insult
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First letter of the kinda ‘girls’ I’m into
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keep an eye on the bond market. when bonds are crashing that usually means we're in the last stages of a bull market, the euphoria phase, when people are pulling money out of safe investments cuz of the fear of missing out on these mad gainz. Any moment now, all you need is ... |
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Still not going to save WeWork
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WeWoke
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WeBroke!
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theres a lot of words there i dont understand, and there are too many of them. has anyone read and digested this in detail? could you ELI5 the findings? i saw waht looked like some conclusions being drawn but i dont really understand what JPM considers tha actual impact o... |
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Does Yellen count as a woman?
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Yellen doesn't even count as a human.
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New to investing in general. What's wrong with her?
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She's reptilian
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OK. Care to explain what kind of features of her make people come... |
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How the fuck are you up 750k ah?
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It's hard to say but my buying power went up a little too. http://imgur.com/DaCIjyj
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wtf, why are you using robinhood if you have 750k saved?!
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All the other platforms do is give you more co... |
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Beat estimates by 17%. Stock Falls. Papa bless.
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Yeah can someone explain this because I'm too stupid to figure it out
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Cause every time we see a green day the orange retard have to bring up that the tax reform is on hold.
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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Lol one girl told people to get rid of their kids in order to be financially independent Lololols
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Link? Sounds like a good read.
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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I lost 4k of my 8k portfolio. All because I was averaging down on what would've been a $900 lost. So, probably kill myself.
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Sorry fam, right there with ya
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Checking in too. Also fuck MU, tbh.
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And he didn't take anti-malaria medication on vacation because?
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It’s only recommended for prolonged stays in high risk areas because of the quite serious side effects. I’ve traveled a bunch in high risk zones in Asia and always been recommended to use insec... |
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NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVED ME. I put a quarter of my portfolio in etsy. dem juicy gainz
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So what did you do with the other 15 USD ?
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http://imgur.com/a/zTvBX
backed out after it popped to recover from some shit trades earlier in the year. less... |
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But this meme was in the $AMD $30 folder
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9aqo8i/watching_amd_like/?st=JLF7MGO7&sh=da57c9af
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I had to shake it up for the karma
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Both of you have the same name? What's going on he... |
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U need to walk away from that account for a while.
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You’re right... I need a refresher lmao.
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you realize guessing the direction isn't anything if it won't reach the strike+some, right?
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He shorted the market all year? No wonder he isn't part of the rich Republican banker friends group.
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"When you just can't accept you are wrong" insert meme
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It's actually hard to get a good idea on any news related to Trump (like if the Com... |
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Why you playing with money you can't afford to lose?
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I can afford to lose it Bc I’m fine sleeping in the library
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Can you eat chicken tendies in the library?
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He shouldn't be splurging on tendies until he's out of the lib... |
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Once I start talking to people about stonks they usually stop all future correspondence... ☹️
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Yeah within a month of being here, I was able to quickly catch people up over a drink or something on what a levered etf was.
6 months in and now there's just too... |
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Talking as if 3k was alot. Cute.
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well tbh I got a lot more in nvda and don't wanna let go of that anytime soon.
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Whatever you do boss. Just saying that 3k isn't too much, though posting proof is more than 99% of this sub.
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$32 calls are that cheap??!! No way
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Ya but I got oct calls caz I am playing it safe
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Id get that as well. Another ER to run. Im in! 50 calls.
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Volume is good too so I assume apt of other ppl r thinking the same
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how do I short trump?
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By voting democrat
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Communist*
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What’s the difference?
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lol. Liberals found this comment
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Sure, but Elon is a sales and engineering god and Tesla won't die simply because of him
Any other company, this would make lots of sense
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>engineering god
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He shot a rocket into space and landed it
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Well I think we'd all welcome you back here, *if your parents are ok with it*
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Tried to make it clear I am my own person now. No longer 18 now I'm 19 there is a huge difference. /s
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yo wtf youre 19 with $100000 +?
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They ban everyone. I made a comment about a homeless going to jail for stealing a $100. Said he prolly wanted it for bed, food, and a possible lover. Got banned immediately.
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I got banned for having a basic grasp of how economics works.
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Just amazing they get billions deep into it before calling for competent governance.
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at this point i wanna short softbank not wework lmaooo
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softbank is like 95% alibaba, 8% yahoo japan and sprint and like -3% everything else. I have a very... |
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So.. we're celebrating straight bullshit from /r/the_donald now?
I miss the simpler days when we'd just worship Shkreli's moral fiber.
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Yeah this place is turning into a cesspool.
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Says the guy swimming in said cesspool.
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$10/mo and you have to cancel in person to quit. Most people don’t go so gym equipment doesn’t need to be replaced as much. Adding 75+ stores a year.
If it weren’t for the big run up prior to earnings I’d be all over this.
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You want income equality, this is income equality. Where is the incentive to put the hours in and work your way up the ladder when the guy who just started yesterday makes what you do.
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I have no skills, knowledge, or experience whatsoever but I WANT $15 AN ... |
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Unemployment 4.3% LMAO yea right there's 102 million working age people in the US who have given up looking for work and are therefore out of the labour force. One full time job being replaced with two shitty part time jobs so employers can avoid paying Obamacare etc. The em... |
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>debt in collections,
>credit card debt
they are gonna be so fucking bad at this raising a child thing
>hopping back and forth on the abortion
Imagine growing up knowing you had a 50% chance to get aborted?
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If I was that kid growing up I'd be wi... |
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"If you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."
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I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, cause I'm the best there's ever been
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"Rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard."
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'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia a... |
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Started with about $18k in the spring. Ending in mid $60ks while paying all expenses (including rent) with brokerage account. Great year.
Wait for Amazon domination news to come out. Buy options two months out at strike equal to price pre-Amazon price of affected company. ... |
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I think you're mistaken. That is a Toyota Tacoma and someone took two different clips and merged them together.
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edit : well that was the fastest 25k i've ever made
[https://gyazo.com/6ab9a6f482f628e0943b76d27cf63cbd](https://gyazo.com/6ab9a6f482f628e0943b76d27cf63cbd)
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Ball out and buy a phone charger
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goddamn he's trading with 1% battery WTF
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lol I shorted my family years ago.
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I'm hedging my wife with my mistress.
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I'm hedging my mistress with your wife
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That's a losing trade.
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you haven't seen my mistress
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Fuck that reminds me I had a 1.3 BT account.
Fuck ^fuck ^^fuck ^^^where ^^^is ^^^my ^^^goddamn ^^^account
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This is what reminds you?
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To be honest I started in 2014 just to try it out and abandoned it in 2015. It was worth something like $2... |
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your actually supposed to pay tax quarterly on realized gains.
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big if true
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ive never done it. i always pay end of year. i have a highpaying fulltime job tho that witholds taxes so that might make a bit of difference.
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>Go pubic
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>separate brokers
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sounds like a plan
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He's saying the fund will be the 2x money of WSBers raised through the IPO. Has to be an IPO on the stock market in order to get 2x leverage invested. The... |
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Proof or fuck off fag
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And i get emailed by histogram head hunters. I do not even know what the shite that is. Maybe I can work ... |
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Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
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It makes everyone come together in the end, like the Avengers.
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>Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
I don't think the South gonna lose this time tho.
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McDonald's will beat. I worked there until September and my region's (consisted of 731 stores) nugget sales were up 23% YoY
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https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/69051m/apple_cfo_on_boosting_share_buyback_program_from/
WSB seriously contains some of the most retarded people on this earth.
Have fun betting against 200 billion dollars with a few thousand.
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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I did this without a cfa..
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This guy spent years taking exams about fundamental research and ethical behavior, and he said “options! Fuck it!”
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Hahahahah this is the President of the honorable united states of America... I feel sorry for all of you
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I’m literally embarrassed for my nation. Don’t get me wrong there was some real cringe worthy moments with Obama and especially Bush but nothing like no... |
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What'd you pick them up for?
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5 contracts @ $0.17 a share
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total cost of the transaction?
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Only $85. But am poor
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[daddy is dead.](http://www.wizdaddy.io) two separate sites that he scrapes put him on DDOS block...
they couldn't let a good thing live. i was furious all day, but now im just numb. those FUCKING wallstreet LITTLE DICK BITCHBOIS are laughing their stinky butts off right... |
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Those pants alone are a crime.
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\>Autism
\>Sense of fashion and basic ironing skills
Pick one
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>having 850 million+
>not being so alpha you dont bother ironing your pants
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lol you think he has 850m+?
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Some companies are for nonprofit.
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Tesla isn't a nonprofit by choice.
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Yes they are, this is a strategy. Just like amazon did the last 15 years. It’s intentional.
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Amazon too??
Interesting how many big companies (or ide... |
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I dont think i've ever wanted a company to go down in flames as much as Tesla. The Elon dick riding is real on reddit
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yeah but the cars are great
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Are they, though? The interiors are garbage and the Chevy Bolt does everything the Model 3 do... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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Then sell weekly otm calls
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Why would you do that. Do you even know a single person that owns anything Blackberry anymore?
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I saw it was down, so I was like "oh cool buy low sell high" turns out it was "buy low sell catastrophically low"
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can we make this a flair? "buy... |
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Facebook still around in 20 years? Hmm
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Facebook owns the best VR tech currently available.
Income stream will diversify. Ad revenue might fall, but facebook should continue to grow.
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Lmao, aside from losing all the premium you pay...no downside!!!
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Small price to pay in my opinion
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37$ premium? Per contract? You know each contract is 100 shares right
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Yeah. 3700 is a good chunk but it’s not the end of ... |
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just exercise the options and hold shares until price goes back up. why you buy calls if you don’t want the shares? ��
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could this be a way to limit downside risk of call options?
buy a 35 call but still exercise even if it's like 33 and that way you st... |
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How do you get enough cash to put in $300,000 into a brokerage account? How much is in your 401K?
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Make 200k a year (lawyer or banker?). Spend 80k a year, save about 70k a year if you're purposefully frugal.
By the time you're 30 you have more than that. ... |
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Holy fuck. I rather be down $1000 than knowing I made .22 cents in 9 months. Cause I'm down $1000.
## Speaker_1: ##
.22 cents isn't the worst thing to make in 9 months
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you fucking morons. It's 22 cents or 0.22 dollars. Not .22 cents. Go back to school.
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id take my profits from just today and pay off all my debts... sick gains
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don’t pay off debts that have interest rates lower than your market gains, you’d lose money
## Speaker_0: ##
yeah but guaranteed return plus more free cash flow each month
## Wa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
No one has time to scour all that.
Find the companies most complicit and short them tomorrow morning.
Wait for this to die down, close your short position, then buy Calls on the same stock as it bounces due to America's short attention span, failing memory and moral degrad... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hope you guys enjoy. I think it clearly shows how retarded you all are and so I spend my time making sure you see it
Here's the source video (hilarious)
https://youtu.be/AV3TTb_HXDo
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My only glimpse into this sub is when your shit hits r/all. And it's ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
His loans were $46k and the highest interest rates on loans have been about 8%.
He had 140 AAPL shares he said were worth around $13k at the time of post.
Today they'd be worth $24920.
Whoops.
## Speaker_1: ##
“Would you take a $46,000 student loan and put it all in App... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So now there going to force me to sell new Netflix?
## Speaker_1: ##
They're. and yes.
## Speaker_0: ##
I don’t have time for grammar while trying to suffocate the flames of what was once my portfolio
## Speaker_2: ##
The trick here was to start out poor. I've only lost ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this was obviously going to happen, idk why there wasnt a stronger sell off at close
## Speaker_1: ##
because it doesn't actually matter
GOP leadership is all in place, worst case for this is Cheeto gets impeached and the rest of the GOP continues to slash corporate taxes ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>joking about suicide
>joking
Hahahaha
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm only allowed to kill myself after my dogs die.
## Speaker_2: ##
I can adopt your dogs
## Speaker_1: ##
They're actually cute little bastards who get away with too much.
https://imgur.com/Zpoiq6Y
## Wal... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
VTB for not showing positions
## Speaker_1: ##
[https://imgur.com/LJ1rPMr](https://imgur.com/LJ1rPMr)
## Speaker_2: ##
And what were your other positions to get to that $30k?
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All you have to do is blow 60,000 dicks it's not that hard man.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Still overvalued, might look again if it goes under 65
## Speaker_1: ##
wew lad, an over 20% drop would hurt considering they beat on revenue and guidance was average at worst.
Why do you think it's still overvalued? Were you shorting them in the high 70s/80s?
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## Speaker_0: ##
They can pry my JNUG out of my cold, dead hands.
## Speaker_1: ##
Bagholder spotted
## Speaker_2: ##
seriously, who the fuck bagholds a JNUG..... take the 3% loss and go find a better spot if shit's tanking. It's a DAYTRADING instrument, not a momentum trade vehicle!
You'... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Don't tho. It has massive dead cat bounces. It's not exactly a secret that the company is in trouble but it's near 52 week low right now. Wait for a no reason bounce first then short.
## Speaker_0: ##
They've been in trouble for a long time, but I've never seen them unab... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Imagine you put just a 1-2k and now you are looking for a house to buy in 2 days.
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For real ��. Completely manipulated. The drone strike just had to happen AFTER market close. Lmao.
## Speaker_2: ##
I didn't know you can buy Options on Futures. Holy, the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That guy has never had a date.
## Speaker_1: ##
I called him out for being a fag
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Proof.
## Speaker_1: ##
https://m.imgur.com/MFHgain
Weak tbh but at least I said something
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I was just thinking of how literally anything could be a goo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why u crop out the symbol
## Speaker_1: ##
Couldn’t get the images to combine on my phone properly. It was SNAP
## Speaker_2: ##
why so bullish on SNAP?
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m not. It was oversold today. I rode it up with 7000 shares, then sold. When it started moving ag... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're the 20k a month guy are you?
I sure didn't believe, but damn, can't say you haven't done good.
## Speaker_1: ##
No, I wish I could make $20k a month. That would be really nice
## Speaker_2: ##
> fmccp
you're earning an avg of 11k a month over the last seven y... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have no stake in any of these FANG stocks but I always come here to watch the colossal melt down that follows.
## Speaker_1: ##
More drama than The O.C. It makes for great viewing.
## Speaker_2: ##
The O.C.? What are you? A 43-year-old housewife?
## Speaker_1: ##
30 ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think its his list of accomplishments that are holding things up
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't give a shit about the firing of Comey. He was low energy. Trump is a great man and a great president
## Speaker_2: ##
lol dude its because of idiots like you we have an illiterate... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whenever people mention the stock market and Trump I like to think of /u/eigenman shorting the market all year then bragging to his "rich republican friends" about that one day downturn.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/6bwddd/top_minds_over_at_rpolitics/
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yo what the fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
“You used your “phone a friend” lifeline to ask your grandmother for $15”
Holy fuck hahahahaha
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm sure glad we're using homophobia casually again like it's cool. Does that mean I can go back to casually calling people ni... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've been watching UA for a year now and it doesn't seem to get much support anywhere. Maybe it'll bottom out soon^TM ?
## Speaker_1: ##
So I work for athletics at my uni and we switched contracts from UA to Nike this year and seems like most of the other schools in our co... |
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