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Can't even focus on work, more important things going on...
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lol haven't gotten to any work in 2 days
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Yesterday I was all smiles, doin work, checking on gainz every 5-10 minutes, now my eyes are glued to this shit.
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eyes gl... |
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"China has a 99% chance of winning a trade war" - Nate Silver
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Trump continually proves that 1% margin is bigger than people think.
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Yeah, you know what they say. When you're getting into a trade war, be sure to get into several all at the s... |
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lol, he's so screwed. I bet they try and postpone the trial several times. The old "We're just going to keep you out of jail as long as possible defense"
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If OJ and Casey Anthony can get away with murder, this dude oughta be able to buy himself out of some... |
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This shit still doesn't make any fucking sense.
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It the user base. It's INSANELY hard to start a social media site and get that kind of following.
It's worth it because of the people, not the product
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I don't care how many people you have ... |
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It went down like .2%. That's nothing. Just a few weeks ago it went down 10x that in a single day.
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Your mom went down 10x in a single day.
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And that was a slow day.
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It was still a great opportunity to go long on OP's ... |
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What does an SEC officer look like?
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You ever see that movie ‘The Babadook’?
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So like a child molester?
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Sorta, yeah. Kinda like a cross between your mom and your dad
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Cross between mom and dad...?? Fuck tha... |
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Usually, we'd call this missing the train. You don't see something go up that much and THEN yolo on it. That's how you lose money. After the run up, there is a good chance MU will drop after earnings, even if it is good.
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Try working at a fucking big wealth management firm. The amount of smug, stupid truisms that are spouted off by 30-something year old know-nothings regarding the market is truly baffling. It's like the front page of CNBC every day.
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If I now a bit more than... |
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"what happens if it expires worthless?"
"its only a loss if you sell"
lmao
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Is is this real? How can I give his guy half my portfolio
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It’s real if you want it to be.
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Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
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Essentially, MU moves a lot after hours and not so much during trading times.
The blue line is what you'd get if you'd just held MU for the past 5 years, not bad.
The orange is if you'd buy at open every day, and sell at close. You'd be fucked so hard if you did this shit.... |
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congrats mate, 5k closer to your first mill
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Setting my sights on 100k first haha but I'll get there!
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Dude you so will! This was me in January, at 96 now, you got this! Nice day!
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I have 18k right now and I would dream to g... |
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Intel are such pieces of shit. They announce a 5GHz 28 core with a totally unreasonable cooling solution to outdo AMD and steal the headlines as the rumors pointed to them announcing a 24 core. But then they got cucked when AMD announced a 32 core
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Hey in th... |
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What? Why? I thought they wanted the poors to suffer
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Fuck The poor, hard working stock merchants like me will suffer if this legislation doesn't pass.have you looked at your insurance bill recently? Mine went from $380/mo to $670. All my precious gains are ... |
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Every day i think i cant see a worse post here
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Is it the news that the post carries or the quality of the post that ails you?
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its someone calling 0.4% moves "ripped" and having an emotional reaction to it
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I am actually ho... |
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He was already a billionaire in this picture. He was a billionaire because of the things you see in this picture.
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Yup, he invested/was investing all of the money back into Amazon’s growth, he didn’t care about how his office looked. It wasn’t important to ... |
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just a heads up before you get too excited. Only 38~ million volume today out of a 51 million average. The deep red opening must of stopped the algos from slamming market sells in the morning and let us bounce hard. Don't expect a green mornings to hold until we are green on... |
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Can someone ELI5 options to me because I'm sore from seeing posts like this and not understanding the mechanics of options and how those kinds of returns are made
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He bought contracts that said he can buy canopy stocks for 30 dollars. The only way you'd wan... |
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You need to reset your phone's OS and not restore from backup.
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Also make sure to take out the battery for 5 minutes while resetting
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Better dunk it in the toilet to be sure
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Then put it in the microwave for a minute. ... |
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My comment on ~~r/normie~~ r/investing:
Next stop is the Senate, where the vote margins are substantially slimmer.
If the Senate approves a bill it goes to reconciliation, where any differences between the two bills must be resolved by a House-Senate committee to produce ... |
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Space Jihad. LMAO I fucking love this sub.
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He who controls the spice controls the universe
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House of Musk
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Space Lord and Savior.
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More like Sperg Lord and Erratic Behaviour.
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1. Ouch
2. I am emotionally stable, so we good there.
3. This sucks a lot but I live well within my means so money just seems like numbers on a computer screen to me. I run a decent business so I am not too worried long term.
Going to hold these and sell off over the comin... |
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Why not sell the 170, buy the 175, for 1.32 and just buy like 10 contracts on the spread. Can make more profit, and reduced risk significantly. Less BP reduction too.
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I hear you on the spread. I sold the 155 because I wanted to have more dollars that I can ... |
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RIP
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Will end up being the best decision I ever made. I can stop obsessing daily over this bullshit. Like I said, see you all in a few years.
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How much of your portfolio is this? What type of trade?
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This is my entire portfo... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Pfft, I wish I could get hired as a junior analyst
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What, your dad or uncle doesn’t run an equity fund? Just call them up and get a job, it’s so easy! This is legitimately the only way I have seen people get an analyst job. My dumbass friend in college is a ... |
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Fyi, Adidas was pumped by Kanye very well.
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Tesla needs to bring Kanye on board as a head engineer and then it's straight to the moon
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They will have Yeezy model
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Model Ye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q... |
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$1400 for a phone is crazy expensive. it must be mind-blowing.
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But think about it from the business position. Its so genius. Have the customer finance the phone like a car. They pay monthly for however many years then finance another one. Much easier for a ... |
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Lol, never put it all in red. Always put it all on black. These kids get no tendies
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lmfao. youre supposed to go 50/50 on black and red.
like how the fuck do people lose money on roulettes. idiots.
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Wait wouldn't that just mean you sit ... |
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Gentleman it’s been a pleasure. Our moron of a president insists on crashing the market and not many will survive this week
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b-b-b-b-but hes a businessman!
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Who managed to bankrupt multiple casinos. We've seen his plans, it's going to suck ... |
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Don't feel like doing the math but I'm pretty sure this guy has a better chance of being struck by lightning or getting hit by a meteor than winning.
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Odds of winning with one ticket: 1 in 302,575,350
With 1,600 tickets: 1 in 189,109
You could buy 10 mil ... |
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The advice there is three different areas.
1) Completely obvious shit: Have an emergency fund. Don't spend more than you make. Don't use credit cards.
No fucking shit.
2) Insanely boring and potentially bad: Always max out your 401k, invest in ETFs or mutual funds, ect..... |
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Torille
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Just going to keep YOLOing.
Here are the other preceding posts:
1st post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zwsuj/so_i_had_900_left_in_one_of_my_accounts_and/
2nd post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/401w19/i_decided_to_yolo_again_with_th... |
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Holdings or ban...
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In order:
BABA
GOOG
AMZN
NFLX
TSLA
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BABA | 155 | 13% | 137 | 36.83 | 18 | 2 | $310.86
GOO... |
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us economy too stronk
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too strong, meaning interest rates rise more likely? markets seem to be ok with it now
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Nah, Fed won't raise interest rates unless we're looking towards inflation. Despite the good employment numbers, wages aren't goi... |
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You did a ridiculous job hiding his user
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But We’re both on WSB are we not.
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You are calling him retarded and why even bother covering it if you are going to do a half assed job.
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I’m calling the post retarded
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's people. ... |
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Those pants alone are a crime.
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\>Autism
\>Sense of fashion and basic ironing skills
Pick one
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He's autistic?
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I can’t believe people pay to read his books and listen to his bullshit. It’s seriously common sense. Pay off your credit cards and all your debt.
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And best case scenario if the market gods favor, a person can retire at about the same time that they need... |
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Sweet, you work as a valet?
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full time trader, hence why im barefoot in my lambo
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Okay but where did you initially get your capital?
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Used to be a financial planner for a couple of years out of college. Saved pretty well,... |
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That bull was like I want to live, i’m going to fight this...
::Balls get bitten off::
Never mind, forget it just kill me, make it fast.
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if you watch the full video you will see they did not make it fast, in fact they were eating him from his anus on whil... |
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First day day trading...
>I seriously think I could make a living doing this.
lol
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This thread's a wild ride. I don't know why people are downvoting OP, I'm pretty entertained by the fact that I can't tell if she's naive or trolling. She's walking th... |
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Take the loss now. You only have one day until expiration, and it will take a fucking serious crash just to make your options move. Even if the SPX doesn't move, you'll just keep losing more money as time goes on until it's worthless. I don't remember which greek it is, but ... |
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We have already hit our peak before the recession. I've been saying this for a while now. There is no way we AREN'T going into a recession.
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I mean....you’ll be right eventually
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No I mean in the next 6 months we will be in a recession. If ... |
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I can't hear you over my deductible-free health care.
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What? I can get a college degree as well? I'm sorry, you'll have to speak louder from below that mountain of crushing debt!
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Louder still! I can't hear you over the sound of 20 police o... |
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This meme just made me subscribe to this sub
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Fuck off.
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Wow now I’m favoriting it!
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Fuck off faggot
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Now I’m a mod!
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National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1-800-273-8255 (24/7) Press 1 for Veterans line
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By veterans I assume they mean for people that have already committed suicide so they know the ropes.
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> so they know the ropes.
indeed
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You forgot
>1999 yahoo purchases broadcast.com for $5.7b and turn Mark Cuban into a smug know it all billionaire.
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> into a smug know it all billionaire.
Dude's net worth has decreased since '99 even though the market has doubled, and he's still... |
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This may be absolutely nothing or another big something, but Chase has been experiencing a system wide shutdown for the past few hours. Customers are unable to access funds, ATMs, use their cards at points of sale, or online and mobile.
Customer support has been telling pe... |
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Seriously, the stock is down like a dollar from when I bought it, and the put went down $20. How do you gauge IV when buying?
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Jesus christ
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Jesus christ I'm retarded?
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Why do you autists go into options trading completely ... |
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3-D imaging scanning.
SNAP better get on that, the nude photo market is going to the moon imo
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What the fuck is 3D imaging? I want a phone not an MRI machine
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I actually want an MRI machine
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Elon trying to one up Papa John by calling a worldwide hero a pedophile.
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This is good for Tesla.
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But makes Africans look terrible
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Africans make Africans look terrible.
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and I was mad bc I had to sell at 10.83 from 11.05 this morning, this is why you cannot trade successfully and still keep a job. I am an unemployed asshole who has made $5k this year sitting on my ass.
EDIT: I would have lost 3k dollars today if I was working
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Fuck yeah I'm only 7k down now instead of 15! Feelsgoodman
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In other words, your networth is up 8k in a single day
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unless he holds shares in another company too and it went down. Why did I not sell T last month? :/
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Nice, now you can go long on steady companies and do boring shit like sell covered calls for steady income and never have to work anymore if you choose.
edit, nvm, you already have a job:
> I also have a relatively high-paying job, so that helped ($105k/yr, then jumped... |
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who else thinks Bezy is doing this just to fuck with trump?
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Of course he is. What value could James Comey possibly add to Amazon outside of the comedy factor?
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James Comey is, regardless of which side of the aisle you're on, certifiably ret... |
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Why are you still holding onto this shit...jesus....not to add salt to your pain...but I still feel you're cropping your screenshots conveniently to remove any simulation trading flags that appear at the top of IB windows.
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We've been trying to bust him as a... |
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You laugh but 30 years from now when a WWE star is president and we water our crops with Gatorade, everyone's going to be using whoppercoin
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Trump is in the WWE wrestling hall of fame.
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I find Gatorade to be too harsh on the plants. I pre... |
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this is what happens when you send your kid to public school
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False, went to public school. Can't dance even remotely this good.
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Can’t trade nearly as good as this kid either
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He's a dwarf too so he's got that going for ... |
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Someone should make a thread on the_donald to convince them that all of the mexicans, liberals, and democrats sold all of their shares which caused the market to tank. And NOW is the time to invest in a pure republican america!
Make america great again!!
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lol you ruined yourself. hopefully you now understand this isn’t just easy money. there’s an insane amount of risk involved. this sub is basically a giant casino.
also the gains are not photoshopped. that stuff happens on the reg. so does the opposite when people lose ever... |
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9 out of 10 mutual funds couldn't beat the market this year just so you know
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Mutual funds are shit though. True story. fee's mother fucker fees. it's a rip off.
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until you've got like $50k to put into them... then mutual/index funds are you... |
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Fuck off Bezos, nobody's going to use Amazon Pay. it's the Google+ of payment processors.
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I'm not convinced Bezos has any idea what actually sells. Did anyone besides him think people would buy the Fire Phone? Why did that exist, and how the fuck did he thi... |
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Historically the s&p is cyclical too guess I shouldn't buy ETFs
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Yup. R/personalfinance has taught me that US treasuries and Ally savings bank accounts are the only good investments
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1.35% apy on a savings account? Damn that's like almo... |
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It's not BRK.A
miss me with that gay shit. ^^^i ^^^got ^^^a ^^^share ^^^of ^^^fitbit
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I got ZNGA
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Long ZNGA
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I wouldn't
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They grind their employees into dust and value profit over all....sounds like a good c... |
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Where the fuck do you guys get this much money to bet on
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Where do normal everyday people get money
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I refuse to believe retards here are taking years of wages and buying fd's.
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About half a million subs. Figure 5% of subscr... |
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First earnings miss for DIS in like 5 years
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first one I played so that's probably why
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what's your next play?
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Quitting till im done with school. Hit me back up in 2 weeks.
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Enrolling in University of P... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent... |
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Were you all in calls or a mix of stock/options?
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This account was all options. Mostly ITM Jan20, while cycling 60day ITM calls. Still holding over 4200 shares.
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"This account"
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I just realized how poor I am.
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[Hmmm](https://imgur.com/gallery/mCSyu0J)
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Wadu heck
So did he photoshop the 17k on there or did he just go all in SQ?
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Phil DeFranco's a popular youtuber who probably has a networth in the low millions at least. $5k is nothing for him
#... |
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Mainly because autists do day trading. Hold it long term and pay those beautiful long term cap gains tax rates.
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Take out collateralized loans against your holdings at reduced rates until you die, then let your heirs pay only marginal (if any) estate taxes o... |
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I only made a fraction of this but wow, thank you to who ever posed 10 mins before the announcement!
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New to trading, how can he make 448% when the stock only seems to have gained a few % when i check it ok the stock app?
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Sweet summer child... |
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When the Canadians are sending posters, they're not sending their best. These aren't good posters like you and I. They're sending autists. They're sending shitposters. And some, I assume, are good people.
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Who are you going to consult when deciding if a p... |
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Good or bad? Where will the gainz be with this boo? At work so no DD
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Good for market, bad for everything else.
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If you can't beat em, join em. Short everything when a democrat comes back into office whenever that may be.
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Up $40k and holding
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damn, nice dude. Saw your post about 17k shares
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Takes money to make money
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Eh...or some luck and a bit of good sense. My current net worth was earned in less than a year by trading starting from 4 f... |
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Here we go fellas...hopefully papa Manooch gonna take care of us this year!
Edit - Proof of skin in the game:
http://imgur.com/tzHrlAu
http://imgur.com/IQaeITT
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No commons?
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Holding 25k shares of FNMA - backed off on the commons after ... |
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What the literal fuck
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In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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force the door o... |
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He keeps bragging about 33x gain on single trade and provides no proof; proof or ban, says I
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I mean this is exactly how Mitt Romney got 87 million dollars into his IRA
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Did he really?
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https://www.rollingstone.com/politics... |
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MAKE WALLSTREETBETS GREAT AGAIN
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Make W S B G A
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Again
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My cock just got... 10 inches longer!!!
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damn, you're now 10 inches
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Like most peeps on this sub, he calculates h... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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There has to be at least one dipshit that invested a loan and luckily became a multimillionaire. He probably thinks he’s the smartest man alive.
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Survivorship bias is a hell of a drug.
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If he only invested once, there is 50% chance he made m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I imagine this dip has more to do with Trump's steel and aluminum tariffs than anything Powell said.
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I imagine this dip has more to do with why Bernie still has a chance.
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DAE not real socialism
## Speaker_3: ##
Technically he’s a social... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Was 80% if your portfolio in jnug?
## Speaker_1: ##
No. 100% in DUST
## Speaker_2: ##
How you making it back? I'm hurting also. Down 12k from jdst and 30k to date.
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Chipping away. I'll exit tomorrow if it drops away. Again. And just chip it back 2-3% a day... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
## Speaker_1: ##
Tits and all [serious|
## Speaker_0: ##
I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
## Speaker_1: ##
U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
congrats on your gains but damn boy, you bought puts on QQQ? At least your calls on it cancelled out the put and some.
## Speaker_1: ##
It looks like a strangle, betting on volatility. As long as there's significant enough movement towards one leg you'll make money regardle... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If this sub was renamed to memes do you think people would stop coming here for investing advice?
## Speaker_1: ##
Do people really come here for investing advice? I just laugh at all you chuckle heads. I have zero interest in investing, but if I did, I can tell this is no... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I got really lucky on a 5 dollar spy call. Then I put half the winnings on calls and puts like an idiot and lost both because they expired friday.
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LOL bro what the hell were you thinking there
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lol exactly thats half a blowjob down the toil... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Post your position.
## Speaker_1: ##
18250 shares of XXII @ $2.44
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F
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A
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G
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good luck selling that...
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
## Speaker_2: ##
At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just amazing they get billions deep into it before calling for competent governance.
## Speaker_1: ##
at this point i wanna short softbank not wework lmaooo
## Speaker_2: ##
softbank is like 95% alibaba, 8% yahoo japan and sprint and like -3% everything else. I have a very... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good job.Time to get a job and fund the option gambling addiction like us.
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Oh I only did this after signing my offer letter.
## Speaker_1: ##
The fuck is this kind of responsibility doing in this sub?
(Grats on the gains man)
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Lmaa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You have $600k in Robinhood?
## Speaker_1: ##
Why not? Commission free trade in Robinhood
## Speaker_0: ##
You’re worried about a $5 commission with ~$600,000 holdings?
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Yeah what happens if Robinhood goes bust tomorrow? Would be a nightmare to get you... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not having to work to live would be nice.
## Speaker_1: ##
So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
## Speaker_2: ##
he means not having to work to live while others do ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
3,491 dollars today. For those who can't be arsed to check.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm currently shorting it.
## Speaker_2: ##
How?
## Speaker_3: ##
Bitmex most likely
## Speaker_4: ##
Texmex is better.
## Speaker_5: ##
I'm a Chexmix advocate
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I like Cerv... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Will be 270+ in a month but may go to 230 first
## Speaker_1: ##
Literally bought May 250 Puts and June 270 calls today.
Come at me
## Speaker_0: ##
U lookin smaht rn
## Speaker_1: ##
All I had to do was look at the last 6 quarterly earnings candles and volume �� but w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
just exercise the options and hold shares until price goes back up. why you buy calls if you don’t want the shares? ��
/s
## Speaker_1: ##
could this be a way to limit downside risk of call options?
buy a 35 call but still exercise even if it's like 33 and that way you st... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol I can tell you RAD guys are so fucked because your support group style DDs are getting more and more delusional.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm ~1000 shares deep on this bitch myself, but yeah looking around there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers on this boat
## Walls1337bo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's the Jews still wailing about IBM being too advanced in the 1940's
## Speaker_1: ##
When did the Jews ever complain about that, you cumguzzling goy megafaggot?
## Speaker_2: ##
[Holy shit, there's a web site!](http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/)
## Speaker_1: ##
Tha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If each bet has a 50/50 shot at working, there's a 0.09% chance you'll be a millionaire. Before taxes. (After taxes, you're still in the one comma club.)
## Speaker_1: ##
No you have to *add* the probabilities. 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 = 5. ... |
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