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Dude probably quittin his job and breaking up with his girlfriend rn. Can’t even imagine how great of a feeling this must be.
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For $100K? What planet do you people live on?
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I was going to say.. did I miss a few zeroes somewhere? I'm not sa... |
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400,000 shares of Coca Cola... Holy Christ!
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That's 400 MILLION. The dividend payout from that alone...
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I know, I goofed. The dividend is around .37 per share every fucking quarter. And this is just his 5th largest holding...
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Why is there an attack on Tesla like this? Seems odd. Do the other car makers feel threatened so they send out negative propaganda?
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>Why is there an attack on Tesla like this?
Because they are diving headfirst in to bankruptcy whilst being run by a char... |
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much harder for the feds to access snapchats than imessages. as long as people sell/buy drugs snapchat will survive lmao
Edit: maybe not technically "feds" but cops searched a friend's phone and didn't find shit cause it was all thru snapchat. probably should have said cops... |
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Python 2.7.15 (v2.7.15:ca079a3ea3, Apr 30 2018, 16:30:26) [MSC v.1500 64 bit (AMD64)] on win32
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> op == "gay"
True
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Lol python 2.7 how’s 2014 pa... |
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What was the logic behind this play?
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Logic? Hahahhaah wrong subreddit mate. Also go all out on JNUG
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Confirmed /r/all scumbag. Also the correct term is all in.
You Aussies really are the worst posters. At least Americans don't have to loo... |
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That is too 2007. These days you are an 'entrepreneur' but in reality you are just unemployed with a vague idea for an app that has been tried a million times before.
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"WYD for a living?" "I have an app". "oh cool! what does it do?" "well i haven't built it... |
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My Iphone 6s is dying. Updates are killing the old gen phones. People are going to upgrade.
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I flipped a coin three times and it said to buy puts.
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A coin flip is not 50/50. Depending on what coin you used, it is likely a 48/51 chance.
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How much were you at at the lowest point?
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i slipped all the way down to $3.50 but managed to hang in there until I finally got the profit i was dreaming about
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You mean $350? Or did you actually go from $2,500 to $3.5 and then all the way b... |
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didn't read the article but i'm ALL IN
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I feel like you're WSB incarnated into one reddit acc.
I feel proud.
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have you been keeping tabs on me?
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No idea. I just like your overall YOLO levels.
Ps: it's a sensationalist ti... |
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my mixtape
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Lemme get dat soundcloud link, fam. ��
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[okay](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI)
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sick bars fam. whats ur signing offer fam
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i only sing at weddings and its just that one song
$2,0... |
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You're garbage.
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i thought we were friends wtf?
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You never responded when I said that we're friends so I felt hurt and betrayed.
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i added you, that means yes. don't let this happen again. I never betray no one. especia... |
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Buy 19 more shares and sell calls on it
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this isn't really a covered call kinda stock at this point in time....
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Then sell your position at a loss and roll over 360$ covered puts biweekly
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not it either. this fucker is pumpe... |
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Just think, not that long ago GE was one of those stocks that were considered a guaranteed year over year return with a dividend. Look what that motherfucker did this year - it's basically worth 1/2 what it was about a year ago .... eek
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I mean we don’t need more tax cuts right now, but the fact so many programs aren’t auto pegged with inflation is complete bullshit.
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The fact the we’re going to peg capital gains to inflation before minimum wage is pretty cool
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Yeah, record profits from parks
Record profits from movies
Record profits from ABC and Disney channel
ESPN is okay
<<STOCK CRASHES>>
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ESPN is 40&#37; of Disney's ENTIRE revenue. It's no joke. If ESPN has been doing bad enough the stock wi... |
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$800 dont run shit
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Add margin and u can afford an entire amazon share
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$2k minimum equity for margin accounts tho
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My broker let me have 20x margin with a minimum of 10 dollars. Bought AMD worth 2k with 100 dollars and got ... |
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Cuz they make the dang cars in the US
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They sell them outside the US tho. Including China.
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Don't the tariff work if you bring stuff from china to the US
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I assume if there is truly a trade war, tarrifs could increase in b... |
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My bil works for LMT. They sent him to Tennessee for training. Therefore LMT is shut down for a little while. He might be going to Disney land after that. So maybe check back end of September, k? Ok
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He can’t work remotely? Shit.
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Buy them before their earnings report comes out Nov 2? I feel like it might dip after the earnings come out.
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wait... are you advocating buying a stock before it dips?
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I'm asking for advice nigga
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Nigga is no longer with... |
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Otm better than itm? Why
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I was looking at the option chain and the OTM gains are much greater than ITM.
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That’s not how any of this works
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Yes it is. Otm gains are much higher than itm
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Delta gets ... |
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Depends how creative you’re, 4:1 if you’re stupid...50:1 if you’re prop and 100/200:1 if you’re some what crafty
Not knowing this already you’re destined to be living in Canada, but hey free healthcare
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As a Canadian so tired of people saying we have free ... |
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I was all in on the inverse too. Fuck all of you faggots
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What'd you buy?
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$2,000+ worth of Netflix
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Stock?
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Yeah
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Congrats, you lost less money than anyone who bought a single ITM/m... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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I entered a pretty [big position](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4bs92p/lannett_pharmaceuticals_nyselci_offers_revised/) on $LCI last week. Hoping it finds a bottom soon.
Also added to my bit coin position (had to split the words or the automod will del... |
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Currently on track to be spending ~$5 a week. Such SAVINGS. I'm upgrading my duffel bag to a backpacking backpack tomorrow though (a needed cost).
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Savings to "invest" ins HMNY?
&#x200B;
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No, I am slowing down on HMNY. Just $100/paychec... |
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FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK
17000 to 7000 in 1 second
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Same happened to me. My options value dissapeared as bid went to 0. Just a glitch though.... I hope...
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Not a glitch. Trading halted, so bid and ask are 0. The value of your options is us... |
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I'm a girl. I just wasn't sure if I was welcome cause you know. Titties.
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Hi, fellow female on this garbage of a thread.
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Infiltration. There's 2 of us.
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Three. We be three.
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Four. You must not ever post. ... |
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Physical therapist.
I have no idea what I’m doing here.
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Do you do happy endings?
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Wrong type of therapy haha
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That’s a yes
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It wasn't a no.
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hmm maybe we should actually organize a pump and dump
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i mean another pump and dump, besides AMD and NOK
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I mean, there's a company that I know of that's significantly undervalued, and currently OTC-pink, that I'd love to post about just ... |
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"Facebook (FB) – The social media’s employees were angry over executive Joel Kaplan's support of Kavanaugh; Facebook stated it ‘made mistakes’. (Newswires)"
What is this world we live in...
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Exactly. “Oh my god, someone high up in our company isn’t a socia... |
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I'm sure it will be totally unbiased and present all the facts in an honest, objective manner!
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He literally did nothing that more "credible" pharma companies didn't, his biggest crime was shitposting about it.
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Actually his crime was securi... |
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Hold or sell my $192.5 and $200 FB 8/24 calls??
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Hold until you're back to $50
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will do
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How do you buy options so cheap?
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You can trick the RH app by setting your phones clock a few hours back and buy a... |
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Not unless it hits $85 by Thursday
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That's a funny way of spelling $100
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Lol. Nigga said spelling.
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Lol. Nigga said "Nigga said spelling."
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I'm black, and seeing you guys say nigga is hilarious to me. I... |
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When is your wedding?
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r/theredpill has convinced me to stay away from marriage
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If you got convinced by that sub then it's probably best you don't bring another human being down with you. Please refrain from reproducing also.
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Holding:
MU (100%)
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Tell me your sweet secrets bby
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OP didn't buy at the peak like the rest of the faggots in this sub
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$MU hasn’t gone up 118% in the past 3 months tho..
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In Robinhood you can trade with... |
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I know the lottery is a tax on idiots but at some point it becomes stupid not to drop $2 on a 1:292,000,000 chance of whatever your dream is. I mean what can you buy with $2? Like, 1/5 of a banana?
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The gain from having a 0% chance at winning a substantial a... |
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what? Your 1 LFIN put profited 50k?
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that's what im reading. big if true.
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How do I lock in this and demand the SEC let me retain the monies?
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I am truly confused about the thing, are you even able to sell that position r... |
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so if youre not eating tendies tonight youre what, chugging bleach?
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maxin' out my credit cards at the local abc store, then drinking to blackout, then trading after hours. should eliminate the autist, just pure primal instinct at that point. make mad gain... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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Why did you waste so much money on a watch?
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Wearing a nice watch opens doors.
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Sure. But not that garbage.
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If your beater is a brand new sub that’s pretty fucking nice imo.
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I like repairing vintage stuff... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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until you lived somewhere with ridiculous cost of living where you can't own guns and everyone eats soy:
you have no clue how uniron... |
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When market was bull, I thought Trump was bae. But he was just fam. Where were u when trade was kill.
Phone ring, "steel tariffs is decide ".
"no"
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Market was bull because of Obama's economy. Not sure why anyone thought this clown would be good for comme... |
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>short term growth strategy?
>$IQ faggies ALL DAY LONG
so good
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Here from r/all and a newb investor, what is a faggie?
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Options that expire the week you buy them. You either get rich or bent over.
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>You either ge... |
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roll AMD call for April 21st to May 5th for earnings
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can you give an explanation on this? i have a lot of april 21st calls
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They announced their earnings are on May 1st
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well fuck. i went all in today thinking it was ... |
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Can't wait to see when it all goes to shit! Keep us updated.
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Well I’ll see you at 20K or 0 next week
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Take $1k out so you win either way. It will make it easier to sleep at night. You've had a good run but so has the market the last week. ... |
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You bought over $100k of DUST? Dafuq
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Yea I did.
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Geez. I put 10k down on AMD and almost threw up
Good luck
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AMD is way more of a risk in my opinion.
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I agree with that *now* .. ha. Like a lot of... |
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I WANT THE FUCKING SHORTSQUEEZE! FUCK YOU WALLSTREET
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I wonder if it’s going to be snap level of squeeze. 7% ah is huge
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How much did snap squeeze?
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From $14 to $20 lol in TWO FKING DAYS.
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Yup and it w... |
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You actually have to sell before you buy. This ensures you lock in a low sale price early.
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You mean shorting?
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No, in order to short, you have to buy 1 share and sell 2, thereby borrowing a share.
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Bought my first options contracts after trading stocks for a while. I'm invested around $14,000 in regular stocks, so I threw in $300 as throwaway money to test the waters.
Purchased 5 AMD $10 calls and 1 $74 LABU call
We'll see how it goes
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Fake news, AMZN rigged the election, Bezos has already beaten Earth The Game and is now just dicking around in sandbox mode building rocket engines n shit.
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I think you're thinking of Elon Musk...
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Bezos is worth more than five Elon Musks an... |
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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How much dividend do they pay?
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0.39/quarter
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Apple pays more, heck even Australian share companies like bhp pay more
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yeah but is triple the stock price
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> “Maybe it’s because I’m just getting my feet wet, but it excites me more than anything else. The stock market is incredibly boring. There’s not enough action going on in the big stocks for a college student who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Sounds like he belongs here
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Amd and nvda both overvalued. Buy your puts, that shit will come down soon
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Moron spotted. Do so at your own risk, can't say I agree, but hey, it used to be a free country.
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I was in it way before March and already cashed out my sweet gai... |
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>2000 shares? damn, dudes a millionaire. nice
look closer
>2 shares
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Yeah, I was 11. I spent the rest of my 20 grand allowance paying kids to eat worms and doing lines off of turtles. Turtles are cool, okay?
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I like turtles.
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Hulu is so much better than Netflix, I really only watch the Marvel stuff on Netflix anymore and I guess they keep canceling those.
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Hulu has King of the Hill, Futurama, it's always sunny, and updates shows way more often. Blows Netflix away
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What app do you use to make these memes?
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Adobe Photoshop my guy
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The man disrespecting your skills. Thinking it's just some app you download from app store. Hahah noobs
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You could do this exact same thing in paint also.
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Charlie is my hero. Definitely the most ruggedly attractive YouTuber.
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Isn't he like 4ft?
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God took all that height away to add to his legendary schlong.
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According to him, "6.5 inches of steel and bravery". Well put, I'd sa... |
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
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he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
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I wonder how many Trump fans this will trigger? Seems like every thread making fun of Trump has at least a dozen Trump fans highly triggered.
We shall see boys. Lets keep count.
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Why would this trigger Trump supporters when it’s the chinaman who’s the midg... |
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FB - Went down,
TWTR - Went down
SNAP - ?
Do you see the pattern?
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SHIT were they talking about their stock positions??? They were like 16 max, all girls. I should have listened harder
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Should have taken pictures too.
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Short Squeeze Ahoy!
29% of 24B = 6.69B / 1.07B shares...$6.25
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Is that how it works? Is $6 truly possible?
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Should we tell him
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Yes, we should. Allow me:
/u/Zebrakiller, Investors dont actually get a cut of the acquisi... |
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Guys a legend
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-ary idiot
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I refuse to believe we live in a country where:
Saying your investments return 20-30%, then returning 500% in ~3 years == fraud;
Lying about having native american heritage in order to secure a position at Harva... |
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If Bernie Sanders wins you're going to need a lot more money than that to make up for the problems he causes. Dude is the king of ideas with good intentions that will royally screw over our country if they're actually implemented.
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> Dude is the king of ... |
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Yeah, record profits from parks
Record profits from movies
Record profits from ABC and Disney channel
ESPN is okay
<<STOCK CRASHES>>
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ESPN is 40&#37; of Disney's ENTIRE revenue. It's no joke. If ESPN has been doing bad enough the stock wi... |
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Soooo where's your SNAP position..
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I know when to exit, retard. Just because I say I'm going to invest a certain amount doesn't mean I'm not changing my mind after investing 2/3 that amount and making a profit. I actually can't trade for a week now because... |
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I knew Trump and the GOP (aka retards) would fuck up the economy eventually.
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you realize the market is still up an insane amount since Trump took office right. I'm not a trump supporter by any means but your comment is absolutely retarded
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Goldman Sachs.
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The Goldman Sachs
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*The* The Goldman Sachs.
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Golden Slacks
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Gobbling sacks
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I might off myself if the 11/23 SPY put I meant to buy yesterday makes bank when I bought an 11/20 instead.
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Can I have your Playstation if you do? I've been wanting to play that Spiderman game.
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Sorry man don’t have a PlayStation, I... |
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What are you invested in that MU’s PE, PEG, and price to FCF doesn’t cause you to pass out from blood loss due to an immediate oversized erection while reading their 10Q?
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PE is great when compared to Intel. Who else does MU compete with?
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$18 eow cant wait to see all the 14.5 sellers complaining
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I sold yesterday at 15.40. should I re enter now? Or wait for more dip tomorrow?
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I did as well, re bought today right at 14.50
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fuck it, I'm waiting. Inverse ... |
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Once I start making money from the market then I’ll donate. So far all of my trades have been retarded
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Try feeling the market and choose better stocks. Hope that helps bro and gl ����
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Fuck man open up a class
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Buy stocks t... |
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Right now you’re in third for most likely to hang by rope next to the prop autist who lost 4M and the other autist who yolod XIV at $144/sh
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Link for 4m guy?
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I can’t look for it right now but I’m pretty sure the subject was “Guys should I a... |
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This shit still doesn't make any fucking sense.
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It the user base. It's INSANELY hard to start a social media site and get that kind of following.
It's worth it because of the people, not the product
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I don't care how many people you have ... |
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I’m sending this to my accountant to see if it’s a good strategy for me or not
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Let me know how it goes for ya!
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[He said no](https://imgur.com/a/v8nBfS7)
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Who needs dave when you have trustworthy people on WSB to lis... |
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I cant imagine them kicking out Musk. That's be the number 1 anime betrayal in the top 10
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I mean doesn't he have controlling vote? If not by himself then through his brother, cousin, other musk dick suckers etc.
Even the 'independent' board members are iff... |
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And remember when the iPhone 6s would bend and how that tanked APPL's stock price? Oh wait...
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Also, look at Samsung.
## Speaker_2: ##
Didn't Samsungs explode?
## Speaker_3: ##
yes, which is a bit more concerning. still is fine.
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it d... |
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Makes no sense to me. This company is virtually untouchable with no real rival.
AMD is 100x closer to Intel than then will ever be to NVDA.
## Speaker_1: ##
Su Bae gonna bend JHH over and peg him hard all of 2019. Just watch!
## Speaker_2: ##
Lmao AMD is not even remote... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Advanced. Money. Dispensing.
## Speaker_1: ##
Whats the projected delta and theta change tomorrow for weeklies?
## Speaker_2: ##
Fuck if I know, I'm waiting for the short squeeze though.
## Speaker_3: ##
Is there a typical time that a short squeeze would occur? Would it b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m sure someone can write code that would be able to buy every combo online if your state allows you to buy online
## Speaker_1: ##
600m requests / 48 hours until drawing = 145 requests per second. Doable, assuming you don't get blacklisted for spam.
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Got... |
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Did you cash out?
## Speaker_0: ##
Ye baby
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Did it cover your other loses from the past week?
## Speaker_1: ##
lol not if he's posting it on WSB, probably has 7/20 MU 70c's like I do
## Walls1337bot: ##
I've got a lot of different calls out for 7/2... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The whole system needs burnt down and this country needs to suffer another Great Depression.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yea but no acting president wants to be responsible for that and they seem to have nearly unlimited tools to keep kicking the can.
Makes me think it’s only going ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
wow... lol bro i am all for amd putz but you probably could have gotten away with $15 or $16
## Speaker_1: ##
I like a delta over 0.7
## Speaker_2: ##
>yolo
>delta over 0.7
Pick one!!!!
## Speaker_1: ##
I think the position size qualifies as a YOLO.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who is the one in top row?
## Speaker_1: ##
Drake you faggot
## Speaker_2: ##
Who?
## Speaker_3: ##
MIKE JONES
## Walls1337bot: ##
281-
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## Speaker_0: ##
Some guy bought [$562,783 amount of Match shares] (https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8hntdh/in_for_17k_mtch_shares/) for tomorrow.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't get this. The stock dropped because of fears of competition from FB. FB hasn't released its product ye... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions or ban faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
Second this motion
## Speaker_2: ##
All in favor?
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Ayyyyy^(MD)
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LMFAO
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## Speaker_0: ##
You've been holding for the past three years? Now that's a true bagholder there.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah. Again, it's been a long time waiting... I honestly thought it was going to $0 when it was around $1.80 or so.
I figured, what the hell, this could be a homerun, and at ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
How do you live in a library? Where do you shower?
## Speaker_0: ##
I shower at work
## Walls1337bot: ##
Follow up question. Does the library close and you just hide out or are there other homeless people lurkinlg around all night?
## Speaker_0: ##
There are other h... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
diversification is a great thing you know
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't enjoy investing I enjoy gambling
## Speaker_2: ##
Did you invest your entire portfolio and savings in AMD? and at what entry price?
## Speaker_1: ##
I invested my whole gambling budget into AMD. I have my... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Here’s the problem with making fast, easy money. It’s a drug. And there’s no finish line. You think you’d be happy hitting 100k until you actually get there and want even more. It’s like saying, “I’m going to keep shooting up heroin until my body is content and no longer nee... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
someone on /r/Music said it makes sense that they're dating because she was a STEM major in college for a couple years before dropping out
this fucking website sometimes, I swear to god
## Speaker_1: ##
> this fucking website sometimes, I swear to god
...which fucking... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good luck. Tesla is that good looking chick with STDs. Shitty financials and outrageous stock price based on hype.
## Speaker_1: ##
thats why u wrap it up bruh
## Speaker_2: ##
doesn't help with herpes... or crabs... or a variety of other things the free clinic is very us... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"Hi I'm selling candy bars to sponsor a company trip to Mars thank you and god bless."
## Speaker_1: ##
Seriously tho. He could sell $25 chocolate bars say that idk one in 10 million has a "golden ticket" and they get to use that to go to Mars. Dude would make a fortune off... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Walmart does $485B a year... 1.27B annually for ten years is less than 0.3% of revenue per year..
## Speaker_1: ##
That's fucking insane. Walmart is such a shitty place but makes so much money. Shit is crazy, bro
## Speaker_2: ##
They are the biggest company in the world
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who works the last 2 weeks of the year?
## Speaker_1: ##
People who need overtime.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not familiar. Cali law is anything over 8 in a day.
## Speaker_1: ##
company policy, not cali law.
## Speaker_2: ##
you work hourly? I'm so sorry.
## Speaker_3: ##
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can I get a tl:dw summary. What'd the Canadian do?
## Speaker_1: ##
Faked passing out in a wolf mask is a good summary
## Walls1337bot: ##
While drinking apple cider through a straw, advertising a Montreal furry convention, and howling in memory of the 6 guys shot at that... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The world is full of water. 70% water. All you have to do is take the salt out, which Isreal has shown is economically feasible. Not only that, they now have a water surplus. Buy desalination stocks
## Speaker_1: ##
Take the salt out and you think thats it? It takes 1,857 g... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If it closes below 100 this week I'll shove a pineapple up my dick
## Speaker_1: ##
lmao it's already sub 101. you're riding a fine line there buddy
## Speaker_2: ##
He's probably gonna do it either way
## Speaker_3: ##
Key thing to realize is that he wants to shove the p... |
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