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Where did you get the loan? What interest rate and term?
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$2000 interest cost over 2 months... I'm guessing Pay Day Loans.
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Lol no way in hell is any payday loan place giving you $50k for bringing in your last two pay stubs.
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Films called Margin Call, good watch
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Never heard of it but it has two talented actors (well, one talented actor and one talented, disgraced, now retired actor) in this gif so its gotta be
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Also has Quinto in it. Liked him in Heroes even tho... |
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AMZN, MSFT, and GOOGL have been switching around between themselves regularly over the last couple weeks.
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so who actually has my data, Google Microsoft, Farcebook or Amazon? Is it switched around in a dame of dodge the law?
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Is FAGMA the n... |
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Value investing is dead long live speculation
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Mu isnt a value stock. Only negative pe stocks are value
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... yes so as i said earlier
Value investing is dead
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Neophotonics. Check dat
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Speak like a poor fag
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My salary and net worth is in the top 1% for my age group, doesn’t mean I’m going to start blowing it on stupid shit.
Warren Buffet drove an old Lincoln for decades. Walmart heirs drive Ford F-150s. I intend to do the same.
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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Straight up murdering those ally savings account cucks
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I fucking love Ally savings, but that’s emergency funds. Who the fuck ONLY invests using that one account?
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Emergency funds?? Just keep your emergency funds in a safe investment, like... |
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Honestly, why was this guy unbanned?
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So he can give us the 100% correct inverse to profit off!
Didn't we correctly deduce that FS was a Goldman Sachs managing partner intentionally giving out insider info, all in the wrong direction?
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Wasn... |
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Who's the chick
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Theranos ex-CEO who actually deserves 7yr in the slammer
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What'd she do?
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Holy shit man:
1. How do you not know?
2. Have you heard of this thing called google?
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I'm trying to foste... |
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Just wondering but how do you guys know whether or not people are using virtual accounts vs live accounts
That student loans guy has me on the edge of my seat too much I smell bullshit judging by his post responses
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No lie is perfect. Something will alway... |
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A one way ticket to a 3rd world country where I will buy a mansion and hire maids and guards to protect my property. I will buy up the surrounding land and use warfare to claim surrounding land and form my own government. Oh and one share of BRK.A...on robinhood.
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Look past the fellow fags in college, middle class supermarkets, and dying baby boomers.
The poor all over the world drink that shit up. Deep down inside, we do actually mind when they ask "Is Pepsi ok?"
Coke is king for now. The day will come when us peasants will wake up... |
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Play Socialist games, win Socialist prizes.
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Seattle. Complete dump in some areas. Has gotten so much worse with the homeless problem. I mean the heroin is amazing here but damn. Tough love, ya can’t give people everything that don’t wanna change.
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1. There are no spaces before punctuation marks, you brain-damaged fuck.
2. I’m gonna inverse you and buy puts. Thanks for the free money.
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I like spaces before punctuation it looks better. And ok
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English doesn’t give a fuck about what you... |
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TSLA
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Gotta cost less than 23.21, I can't just throw away a mill like you fucks
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Amzn then
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Nibba if I could afford Amazon stock I'd be too busy doing cocaine to shitpost right now
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Brk.a
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There is a 100% chance of winning by buying all the tickets. It only costs $350M and you get a $950M profit.
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You will likely end up splitting the pot.
Also, it's $2 a ticket, so it costs more like $700M.
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And you only get half, unless you ... |
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Regardless of how you feel about his personality, companies and ethical practices, that man does work no one else is willing to do. He could sit back and focus on TSLA but he wants to create a commercial and sustainable rocketship.
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Agreed but SpaceX is p... |
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I think I have that exact shirt and buttplug wow you really nailed it
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You bought FD puts at close yesterday didn't you
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You fucking bet
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I'm not going to ask why. Find 500 and come right back.
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It's going to a long while before I play this casino again
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Next time, I woul... |
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Mine.
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I refuse. May I do jartek instead?
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Just a heads up, jtk is actually double_dick_dude.
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I'm actually double_mouths_dude. How the fuck you think I started stacking money in the bank? $0.25 by $0.25 is too slow,... |
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Respect
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Erect
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Jizz
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Fauxmosexual Banter
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Gay
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OP
Buy a few puts (only a few hundred each) and see how they treat you. Options aren’t scary if you can manage your risk tolerance.
I think they’re fun, but so is gambling.
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The fucking GUI for TDA options trading looks specifically designed to confuse the... |
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How do you live in a library? Where do you shower?
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I shower at work
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Follow up question. Does the library close and you just hide out or are there other homeless people lurkinlg around all night?
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There are other homeles... |
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Is inverse true that Asian guy hangs out with Jewish girl?
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Nah jewish booty too big
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Jewish girls have big booty? ����
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The boys too ��
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all WSB cares about
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Make sure to let Geico know you are a Berkshire Hathaway share owner and you receive an additional ~10% off your insurance. For real, it's pretty much the best thing to do since it's only a 1 time payment of like $190 and you get 10% off for life.
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What in t... |
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Lunatic
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Deep meme when you look at the origins of the word
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This guy got more upvotes for pointing out the clever word play than I got for thinking of it. It was not an accident, it was no fluke!!!!!
I feel cheated.
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what about Lyft IPO tho?
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Never actually used an uber. Always just used lyft. There seems to be more drivers.
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From my experience using both apps as a rider for work in many different cities, Lyft has always been better the majority ... |
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You need options
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Honestly I need some ELI5 for that. No fucking clue what I'm reading when I look up those definitions of calls and puts.
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From my experience: you will pay a hefty "tuition" if you go gung-ho without educating yourself fir... |
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We will officially be in a bear market before the end of next week.
Edit: https://wifflegif.com/gifs/650296-the-eric-andre-show-hannibal-buress-gif
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lol no chance
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your a faggot dude. you don't know shit
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Yup. 3 ye... |
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Fuck republicans fuck GOP fuck them all to hell
Edit: a silver ��
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Ah the party of peace back at it again.
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Still better than corrupt gop
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"PaRtY of PeAce"
Republicans, if you so badly wanna set the example for peaceful... |
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I have a semi boner just reading this
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Full boner here... thinking this could be me
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never could be us, we don't even have $1000. Yet alone $100,000
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I actually do have 100k.. actually around 120k.. that’s why I said it coul... |
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Few people to talk to about it in real life, as most of my friends/family don’t even know what a call or a put is. Don’t mention the dollar sums either, as they’d be shocked with how casually I’m placing thousands in trades when I’m a lot more frugal in real life. Maybe if a... |
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I’m living rent free in your head:) See you around...Buuuudddyyyy!
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Le master Reddit troll, owning the libs with words
Have you considered hanging yourself?
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Wow! That is messed up! Name call all you want, none of that matters. For you to a... |
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I feel personally attacked and I don't even play AAPL.
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I feel personally attacked and I'm up 14% for the year
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But Wendy Williams is indeed a cunt
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indeed
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nobody asked you, cunt
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Haha yeah man get the fuck outta those positions. Take the 60k from AMZN and buy an investment property or something. Nice work dude!
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Where the fuck do you think you are? You can’t buy a property for anything less than half a million where I live, and that’... |
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Fuck that reminds me I had a 1.3 BT account.
Fuck ^fuck ^^fuck ^^^where ^^^is ^^^my ^^^goddamn ^^^account
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This is what reminds you?
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To be honest I started in 2014 just to try it out and abandoned it in 2015. It was worth something like $2... |
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[https://reddit.com/r/Assistance/comments/9rs6gx/desperate\_try/](https://reddit.com/r/Assistance/comments/9rs6gx/desperate_try/)
Wow I'm sorry I thought you were joking
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My life is a big lame joke right now
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In that post you say you have ... |
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**FUCK IN HELL**, Italian 10-year bond currently up 48bps to 3.16% at 4am ET!!!!!!!! An 18% move!
Edit: 5 mins later now up 54bps. Surreal.
Edit: And now up 65bps
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what does this mean?
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Panic selling. Another Eurozone crisis is starting.... |
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Why do amazon options have to be so expensive? :'(
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Because the underlying is $$$$$$$.
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What's the PE ratio? You really think it's going to grow that much? Aren't these companies already servicing everybody?
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1) The Amazon ... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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I really don't know anything and am just here from /r/all so forgive my stupidity, but wouldn't this not necessarily be a bad thing? If that guy work up this morning, doubled his stock in the company for 20% less mo... |
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Cant trust this source. I was redirected to a phishing page.
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zerohedge is legit
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Are you fucking kidding me? “Tyler claims to be a "believer in a sweeping conspiracy that casts the alumni of Goldman Sachs as a powerful cabal at the helm... |
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Going long on 150 shares of $UWTI. Haven't determined an exit yet, but since it's triple leveraged, I'd gladly hop out at 3x profits. Assuming it ever happens...
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What does triple leveraged mean exactly?
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3x the gains
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I sho... |
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$130 puts (.40 premium) with 4 days to expiry means you need total drop of $9.40 in 4 days. I wont even get into how stupid that trade was but lets do some math so you can see what happened.
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To Start:
That's a drop of $2.35 everyday that you need just to break even or yo... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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What the fuck is xe
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We dont want to assume xer gender
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Jesus Christ is that actually a thing?
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children are rioting in colleges about this
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"colleges"
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hail analfarmer3?
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I saw my $450k facebook play from last year was beat out so Im coming back to take the throne. More soon to come xD
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wait u are the guy with the facebook play? WTF bro
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Damn that's a lifetime ago when ppl ... |
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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It was me: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/968o5w/are\_amzn\_817\_c\_19025\_free\_money/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/968o5w/are_amzn_817_c_19025_free_money/)
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Next play
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Next play is to wait for the ne... |
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No downsides. 3x leverage is great. Invest everything. Any more questions just ask
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Is it better than XIV
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Way better not even close. I'd personally say the only long term holds more safe than SOXL are JNUG and 0.5% savings account.
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Got gold this morning too. Proceeded to put it in AMD before it crashed so now I've lost more money than was previously possible.
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why is amd and everything else crashing anyway... are people selling to put it into fnma?
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Its called the gold... |
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I sold 15 116/118... no way did i think it would pop this much... ughhh.. only hope is it pulls back some at open with short term traders taking profit
Edit expected move was ~$11 so i added $5 as a cushion. Boy did that backfire
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I understand absolutely no... |
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proof or ban
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http://m.imgur.com/ffd2u1j
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Don't spend that $36 all at once
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gonna buy myself some well deserved tendies
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tendies are so 2016. now it's all about the nuggies w/ the szechuan sauce
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Step 1: Don't go to a school that puts you $100k in debt.
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I will never understand why people go in that much debt for college.
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I got $200k into debt for grad school but my job pays $170k/year so meh
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200k. Niqqa what. You... |
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15 bucks little man
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Put that shit in hand
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If that money doesn’t show
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Then you owe me owe me oh
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My jungle love
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Meh. I've been ��Gang banging MU for six months, and dozens of former bulls have come around to the dark side. Still no recovery in sight. It's headed right back down its channel, and Xi will give Trump's face a 3-inch �� stamp at the G20, which will straight murder it.
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GUSH ^ 15%... my yacht is coming sooner than I thought
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What was your bet?
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regular trade , 1500 shares at 3.48 yesterday and just sold about 20 min ago for 3.80
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$480 doesn't buy a yacht.
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Would the owner of this profile please let me know. You will become a mod.
Edit- 1 kid claimed it was him and then deleted his acct.. I need to find this user.
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TCM don't let the kid get away. He said it was him:
https://www.reddit.com/user/FeetSniffer... |
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A while back I was given some sage advice...
No one can “feel the market” and if someone says they can, then dont trust them
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Tbf, I've abandoned many of my TA/FA-based algorithms to trade purely on an elderly man's Twitter ramblings.
E: and it'... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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That is where the elder gods slumber. Do not disturb them.
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dafuq is freenode?
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irc.freenode.net
http://webchat.freenode.net
It is a IRC network.
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Oh, yeah. /u/stylux keeps banning me because he thinks whiskey has carbs... |
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Never underestimate the power of white chicks that get everything paid for by their parents until they're 35. Long $SNAP
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You mean SBUX
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You're not wrong
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White girl ETF consisting of $SNAP, $SBUX, and $EL incoming
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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Lol one girl told people to get rid of their kids in order to be financially independent Lololols
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Link? Sounds like a good read.
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Picked up some Jan 17 $4 calls today for $40...probably will expire worthless but if it jumps at all it's a win. Somehow says they're worth $75 even though it went down...no one's buying em right now so that doesn't mean anything.
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HILLARY O HILLARY ������
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Man this sub has zero loyalty. Only loyal to Benjamin’s asshole
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Who the fuck would be loyal to Donald Trump of all people
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cause he did the unthinkable. he made my life better
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Because people don't like using Facebook, and nobody under the age of 17 uses one.
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Did you miss the entire election? Facebook has been a goldmine for angry voters in the last year. That shit ain't going anywhere.
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Your same comment applie... |
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After last Thursday I announced a plan to buy SPX puts at Wednesday's close the following week. This week, I did just that. So you're welcome basically
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I have yet to even buy my first option and even I can tell you that buying puts based on the day of the w... |
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<$1,000 LOL
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So in other words, one of us!
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Speak for yourself. I have at least twice as much as that amount. #ballin4lyfe
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post a screenshot
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Uhhh. (eyes shift from left to right) Can't right now, I'm t... |
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just hard love, fam.
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You actually paid for an ad to shitpost on wsb? Ahahahhahahahahahahhaja
You should get an ad for chew next time it dips
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I already do my best to promote Copenhagen.
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What did he mean by this?
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Post his P/L.
I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.
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I’m going to guess he’s an arbitrage trader based on what blurry shit I can see on his screens. He probably makes more money than wsb can lose in a month.
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Maybe he's considering buying Fidelity's new 0 expense fee mutual fund Kappa
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Is that a real thing? How is a mutual fund running with no fee?
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Securities lending income that they will likely keep mostly if not all for themselves. Even then ... |
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For weeks, I've been thinking it's either:
a) merger happens and yay tendies
b) merger denied, baghold and wait for the next buyout suitor
What I didn't consider is... well, *this* shit.
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Shareholders get fucked in asset sale. Sure they can pay off 75% of... |
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are they ?
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DD
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Due diligence
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Thank you friend
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lmao
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Everyone knows DD stands for dingleberry diddling.
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Ask him if he remembers when GE wasn’t in the DOW
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I remember when GE didn’t even exist at all, and I stood in Varrock begging people to trade with me
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Ayy lmao
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Everyone knew the spot was fally lol
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Fally w... |
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Nice
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Perfectly balanced
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He lost 50% more than he gained. wsb definition of balanced.
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33197 - 21833 = 11364
11364 ÷ 33197 = .3423
.3423 × 100 = 34.23
34.23% difference in gains and losses
Where the hell did you learn to do math? Lmao
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## Speaker_0: ##
As long as Trump shuts up and doesn't say anything, the market should start to return to normal
So yeah tomorrow's gonna be really bad. I wish this guy really would go on vacation for a while.
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Isn't he technically on a 17 day vacation in Jersey.
## Speak... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why are you placing market orders
## Speaker_1: ##
Can't really go all in without going ALL IN!
# #YOLO
## Speaker_0: ##
....
## Speaker_1: ##
And.... I am not approved to trade options on this account. Unless you're talking talking a Limit/Stop order which I don't get ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm foreign. Can't vote
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm foreign and voted 3 times
## Speaker_0: ##
How
Edit: just saw the username
## Speaker_2: ##
Thanks to Hillary
## Walls1337bot: ##
Kek
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## Speaker_0: ##
God those new SW movies are so bad
## Speaker_1: ##
Rogue One is one of the best SW movies imho. The others, though... they're really bad, yeah.
## Speaker_2: ##
I'd disagree, the characters are paper thin. None of them have any agency.
## Speaker_3: ##
They're one-off c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
u'll be right once, wrong twice. been there done it.
## Speaker_1: ##
This is why I'm asking for any and all recommended reading. This way it's not all random guessing. Hoping stop loss will save me.
## Speaker_2: ##
Don't keep betting your winnings, stick with a daily amo... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Really dodged a bullet and sold my ea calls yesterday.
## Speaker_0: ##
Gonna buy the dip?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm gonna wait a few days there's been a lot of negative news between the bfv delay and the competition shooting and cancelations
## Speaker_1: ##
Who the fuc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just bought 111 shares of MU and 11 contracts 9/14 51C @$.98. Hoping for a turn!
## Walls1337bot: ##
With absolutely zero insight, I see it hitting $45 before it closes above $52.50 again.
## Speaker_0: ##
I think 47.80 is still a bargain for MU and tomorrow will be gr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Planet Fitness is the most highly capitalized gym stock for precisely this reason. They sign tons of fat people up for cheap fees and then hope that nobody comes to the gym. The fees are low enough that the fatties don't cancel their membership, even though they never go. An... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Omg that was you!!? I saw you doing that!!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hahaha good one. You’ll have to tell me what target that was at b
## Speaker_0: ##
Dude I know it was you! You were yelling OooaOhOaAH
And you had the white helmet on
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do we delete this article?
## Speaker_1: ##
Let's short their stock
## Walls1337bot: ##
Buy half the stock as a collective then fire the homo who wrote this pos.
## Speaker_2: ##
Everyone’s too poor.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Not if we get that guy that bought NVDA puts ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So how does this affect the market, there's only 50 minutes until it closes
## Speaker_1: ##
It won't.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Looks like you were wrong.
## Speaker_1: ##
What's gone down? All the indices I see and my portfolio are up.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah, there was a ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m in the green
## Walls1337bot: ##
MUST BE NICE
## Speaker_1: ##
Must be all MU
## Walls1337bot: ##
Intel, IPGP, metattronix, Dropbox, nvda
## Speaker_2: ##
My Dropbox shares took a shit today
## Walls1337bot: ##
I just want my money to go up fuck.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow it's almost like they're... inversely related
## Speaker_1: ##
Here from /r/all, ELI5?
## Speaker_2: ##
Go fuck yourself.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ok then.
## Speaker_2: ##
Read the sticky on this sub. We hate your kind here.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I thought we hated everyone... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Show your fucking position
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/qHP5Sus
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck you used your entire account balance for FD’s on a $1200 stock? That’s WSB right there
## Speaker_1: ##
Don’t tell me how to live my life
## Speaker_2: ##
Mod material
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can't wait til I get paid to average down some more. This has been a lesson to diversify my portfolio into other sectors.
lol yeah right like I'll ever follow through with that.
## Speaker_1: ##
The problem is we're entering a mostly tech driven world. Most stocks will b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bear gang rise up
## Speaker_1: ##
Thank you baby Jesus. I was on life support.
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm 100% serious 22% of my net worth, but 45% of my accessible cash, is on puts. If this shit fails my wife may actually divorce me lmao. Holy fuck I am jacked to the tits.
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I really need a crash course on trading options. Looks like theres a lot of money to be made.
Starting point: what the fuck does this picture even show besides 40k profit on a position
## Speaker_1: ##
here's a tip, if you really want to understand options for life (and a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
if you are retarded enough to have to ask, you should be proably not be doing it
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m not revealing my plan if that’s what you’re trying to get me to do.
## Speaker_2: ##
Your plan is... shorting Illinois? Like you said in the title?
Fucking idiot.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Should we long Twitter? Trump and Musk is bringing new life into the site.
## Speaker_1: ##
We bend over for twitter while going down on long Daddy Musk
## Walls1337bot: ##
What is your flair supposed to mean?
## Speaker_1: ##
Honestly no idea.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Huh... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
we're reaching levels of autism that shouldnt be possible
## Speaker_1: ##
People throw money away on slot machines and lottery tickets every day. I have a jackass coworker that was crying on saturday because he gambled his ENTIRE paycheck on friday night and lost it all to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He has been holding it since $42 lol
## Speaker_1: ##
About 150 shares I bought in the 20s several years ago (lol), the rest I bought this year.
## Speaker_2: ##
150 shares for $20 each? Fuck I need to stop being a poor cuck so that I can make a bet when I see one.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can we pool together some money to pay Google to make this as a top result when someone searches for him?
## Speaker_1: ##
SEO person here, a play here would be to create a 1-page website/landing page, populate w/ content about him, then plaster WSB banners all over it. Goo... |
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