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Where’s muh twitter bot? Trash ass website can’t even load on mobile blows my mind that shit stock keeps going up.
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/u/tweettranscriberbot
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Am I banned here...let’s see.
Schnope.
Dunno why it didn’t pick it up. Probably tired of trumps ... |
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Honestly think he’s scrolling this sub and intentionally fucking with you people lol
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Him airing his dirty laundry about shitty contractors on his Fremont Factory assembly line is kind of unprofessional.
The humor is cute, but it's a cover for much larger... |
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So what it this combined like 50 schmeckles? Could I even feed my 14 year old diabetes riddled son a full serving of chicken tendies with this kind of cash?
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Idk, how many tendies do you get for $52.000?
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Sushi and beer. Well, not quite... |
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What kind of trading did you do?
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Futures only
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What was your strategy? Like some sort of delta neutral thing or were you actually making directional bets?
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We were a quant shop that focused on short term moves. 30, 6... |
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How do i option? I have 150 dollars to invest
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1. Sell your house (edit: or even better, borrow money from a bank using your house as collateral!!!)
2. Get a margin account
3. Deposit money (from your house) to your account
4. Sell as many $SPY call optio... |
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Proof?
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He's got a star, that's all the proof I need.
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I never asked, what do the stars even mean?
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You're going to get rounded up for 'summer camp.'
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Jesus Christ
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I love grimes tho
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Hold up is Elon really dating Grimes? I'm out of the loop on this.
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Yeah I thought he was married to some 21 year old model. I thought I saw that on the thing with gale king from a couple of weeks ago
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What sauce you getting with those tendies?
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I like to mix buffalo and bbq.... call it spicy chipotle
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I'm a mixing ranch and bbq together kind of guy myself, but this sounds pretty good.
If I ever have a good day doing this (fuck SVMK) I'll... |
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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Ok honestly how do people just lose 99% of their port in 1 month?
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Options
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No shit captain obvious, but wtf strikes are you picking, this guy prob picked $100 MU one month out
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it's options brah. even your "safe" ITM ... |
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Everyone with amd calls please reply to this so we can circle jerk
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Greetings, I have Jan19'18 20 calls.
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Hello how are you?
I have January $15 and November $14.
Would you like one hand or two?
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Hi Mr. Manning,
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I am a woman. And this is the most retarded shit ever.
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Sexism. The word you're looking for is this is the most sexist shit ever.
Its like third wave feminism learned the wrong lesson from the 50's.
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"We didn't ask for your opinion Linda,... |
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I met Shaq's cousin, Curtis Jackson, who is actually quite the knowledgeable investor.
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Shaq himself is a good investor. I'm guessing he obviously gets help, maybe from Jackson and others, but his portfolio is actually pretty ridiculous. For instance he got... |
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You seem like a guy 'in the know' since you just showered us with logical reading material. Let me ask you this. I have been managing a modest amount of my money for awhile now and just recently put ~5k into a robinhood account for WSB. My WSB -Robinhood acc grows substan... |
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This is the inverse of a shit post.
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Ding dong the witch is dead.
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You can try not to be an asshole, and you should do so, but the stink of a false accusation never comes off.
I was falsely accused at one job and even when I went back there 5 years later it still came up in my comeback interview.
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This right here. Don... |
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So I'd like to think I'm unbiased since I hate both China and Trump (if Xi and Trump were in a fight to the death I'd root for the ring to catch on fire), but would this even be legal?
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Who knows any more. I don't see how a politician could be given authorit... |
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There is no shortage of autists...
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I’m somewhat crazy but this wasn’t just some irrational play. I follow a bunch of professionals who actually do this for a living and they were calling a drop on NVDA to $175 but Dec 7. So it was an actual calculated play.... |
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Strong buying pressure Monday and a continuation from today is still setting us up to buck the hourly downtrend. Close some longs near that, get greedy with the rest. Shit is almost back to being boring.
At least I had fun for a month.
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Apple + Election are... |
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Obviously OP was joking about C++, but we actually programmed it in LISP.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand C++. The code is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the code lines will go over a typ... |
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Once I can meet the day trading requirement again I’m in lol
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How far below $25K did you drop? And how far over did you start? Sounds like you need a YOLO
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Started the year with $30k.
Started the week with $53k.
Right now hovering ar... |
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In with 1000 shares at $4.95, this has been a great ride.
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Hold 3 years and u thank me later.
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The people 3 years ago are finally back to zero!
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Lol u r delusional.
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I guess I am because on this day in... |
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Legitimately impressed by this.
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I’ll sell you all my plays so you can inverse me.
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Fool proof!
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I really don’t understand. I’d be in the 6 figures if I did the opposite of my final decision every time.
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Hate people who make these pics. yeh everything is simple with hindsight.
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It’s fucking stupid. Amazon IPO’d at $18 a pop in 97’.
Don’t we all wish we could of jumped on that tendies train?
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You could have waited till 2001 and bought Amaz... |
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his account went up thats all that matters
mine only goes down
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Deposit $100,000 and see if it goes up
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It went up but everything is still red
Pls advise
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Install custom RobinHood skins, and you'll never gave to look at... |
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Source? Also their platform sucks; its very cluttered.
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You heard of Google? Im not here to hold your hand baby boy.
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Information with no links coming from a random guy, gets questioned, says fuck off google it.
You brought us here to e... |
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buy gold and a shovel, bury the gold
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Bury the wife
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Bury the shovel too. Hide the evidence
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Instructions unclear, shovel stuck in dick
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Don't lie to us you. You stuck it up your ass. Again.
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Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
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It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he i... |
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Conspiracy; he dropped the pedo line so everyone would forget he offered to pay for peoples plumbing when he realized how much that would actually cost.
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Or to make his followers forget that he is donating tons of money to folks like Cotton and Cruz.
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WHY DID YOU EAT ALL OF THE RICE FIRST?
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clearly he's asian
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You're almost up to two and a half pages of shit comments in the past 24 hours. Keep going; you're comments away from the "Retard of the Year" trophy.
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He need... |
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MU, panic sold my 47.50 calls at open yesterday
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Surely it was a profitable trade despite being premature.
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Biggest gain on an option so far, got about 70% return and then it started going mostly sideways, sold on the dip but had i held it ... |
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4 million? That is two oil tankers (VLCC). Who gives a fuck.
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Well people gave a fuck about a fuckin tweet so fuck you and your fucks
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that tweet would have been a big deal if it was true though
this is totally fucking inconsequential, it i... |
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How many fidget spinners does it come with? Less then 9 and I'm passing.
BTW this is probably only remotely profitable if utilities are included in your rent. Otherwise kodak and hydro are gonna eat your lunch.
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They host. You never take possession of the... |
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Proof or ban.
EDIT: Holy fucking shit. I didn't think anybody was actually that autistic. Still, this is without doubt the most ~~retarded~~ 'wsb' post of all time and should be stickied. Good luck op.
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Proof or ban.
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He's actually fucking... |
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Position: 185x bidu 270 7/20s
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You still have a month left!
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Do you think it’ll come back tho? It’s been going down this whole week
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I think Trump might call off more tariffs since the outrage is growing, much like his im... |
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That would be considered taxable activities and would disqualify you from your tax exempt status. Already looked into it myself.
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Damn. Any way to find out whats a taxable activity (is there a list, how do you even google that? "things churches cant do"... |
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Isn't that shit supposed to just be tossed in and left on a timer to make it idiot proof? Wtf?
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yes. when i brought it back to the counter the manager apologized profusely and said that he'd pulled the wrong basket- he pulled the chicken tenders when the ti... |
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Honestly if Elizabeth Homes doesn't end up in jail I'm going to lose my mind.
She made Martin's crime look like a misdemeanor.
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Your post has the key word why this won’t happen. “She”
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The key words is cuz she's rich af. Martin got made ... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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I read he was selling naked calls and it went bad for him. Is there any reason to do this other than you need a lot of money fast and you are desperate?
The advert from an attorney firm that is going to sue said the customers lost all their money ($2,000,000 minimum) and th... |
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
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[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery,... |
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Congrats. Btw is there guarantee on the option buyer and seller ? MM comes in ? When you yolo, and decide to sell back options
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What are you asking?
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When you make profit, and when you want to sell back like on the same day ( assuming huge p... |
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Going to sell it at open and buy some more SPY puts lol
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I think you have to hold it for 3 days if I'm not mistaken
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Damn you're right. I'll hold it for 3 days while buying SPY puts lol.
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Just hold it forever. I bet that o... |
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The weekends are for you to fuck girls off backpage with your gainz
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Tinder should do if OP follows rules 1 and 2.
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1) Buy high 2) Sell low?
There isn't another set of rules in my book.
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Lol you don't read books, liar.
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pretty decent for a trump impression post.
stay and make wsb great again without needing to be a mod right away.
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I can't read. What did it say?
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Gjshs hdu duib vduid, ihd ogdbw.
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Cypher:
>Good job shit head sandwic... |
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Set aside some of your new gains for the CPA you're going to have to hire to do your taxes on this
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Haha this all day
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LOL i'm cracking up at (i have no idea this guy's account size) but a bunch of people on here doing this thing as a joke o... |
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The presidency ages a man hardcore.
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It really is an end of life job if you think about it. Presidents are martyrs.
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Yeah sure, that's why there are 5 living presidents and likely to be a 6th. Presidents live longer than the average pers... |
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Are you a beginner at this? This is insane
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Highly unlikely. In order to achieve these gains, you need to have recieved at least 3 margin calls.
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What is that?
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When your broker doesn't think you can actually pay for what ... |
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So that's what a margin call looks like on RH, they make it look like nbd
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They need to minimize the potential emotional impact because at the end of the day, they want the account holder to pay rather than to kill himself.
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Well jokes on... |
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just bought puts on all the major banks
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Good luck with that
>The overall auto-lending market remains fairly solid, with defaults on prime loans low
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The default rates are already up from 1 to 4 percent fellas..
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So if t... |
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Vice went from being a reliable alternative news source to BuzzFeed autistic step brother. Short VICE
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Yeah right around the time the founder decided he was a white supremacist it kind of went down hill. Fuck vice
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God your a pussy
Gavin ... |
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NO! It's forever "EN-VID-EYA"
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Nah. More like “IN-VID-EYA
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I'll help you out: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N.
N, as in EN. Not IN.
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No
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Yes...its 'EN'....N-VID-EE-YA
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Stop being a fucking i... |
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They keep some stores open after the bankruptcy. It’s chapter 11 not 7.
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“Start an exciting fulfilling career at Sears”
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Where do I sign up?
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I heard they have applications in WSB
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$90 mu 10/26?
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I bought lots of gold.
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Good call. All in Jnug and nugt.
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You fags bought the wrong dip. AMZN was down 3% today.
Literally free tendies.
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I was just giving kudos. I only ever buy MU.
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Okay. I'm going to buy 1 put for you guys. Expect prices to rise in the coming days.
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Thank you for dying for our sins.
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I increased my position. In 9 Nov 17 35.5P. Already 5% down so it's working.
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Holy shit are yo... |
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Do you go to UM?
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No. I do go to a school that you could call UM but not THE UM.
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So not the University of Miami?
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I don't go there. Wish I did, it was 15 degrees at my school last night.
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U of Montana?
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Congrats dude. You should simply write OTM options for income.
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I dunno, a bunch of this came from buying slightly OTM calls.
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Bet bitches gonna be hittin ur inbox lol
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I used to drive a Maserati. Dudes loved it. Girls ... |
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Holy shit dude, congrats
Edit: you prob have to thank u/Narcissus_the
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and why is that
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Cause he sold Friday lmao
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lol
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You lucky motherfucker... I'm not too unhappy cause I locked in some profits... but... |
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I like how he thinks “Obama’s numbers” were basically fake / inflated because he had low rates, but he also wants low rates which by his own logic would weaken his numbers
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You are thinking of it exactly in the reverse way. He wants low rates because by his... |
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Yes comrade, you are right. Trade wars will be what's best for United States. Believe me, I am American like you, comrade.
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Give me a reason why a trade war is bad? Once we win then other countries will have to agree to pay us money now
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Apple release its earnings on Tuesday? Ah.
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you doing a youtube live event?
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Was thinking about it actually but a) My mic is broken b) im usually so nervous i cant even
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You put 100k on this YOLO but can't be bothered ... |
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Not only did she place this bet, but she placed it at 1/8 odds for a miniscule payout.
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That's what makes in an investment. If it was a huge payout, it would be gambling.
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I just dont see how one could have thought those were trumps odds. Id... |
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I mean I plan on taking at least 100$ a month from this company for my 10$ subscription fee. If uber wants my data I'd probably sell it to them for a free ride a month...
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I highly doubt you'll be seeing 100 movies a year unless you have no friends or so... |
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Tech is in invincible. Next question.
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Why will it go up this month tho?
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there was really no reason for it to go down
tesla is on track
facebook is raping snapchat in the butthole
google got slapped with a bullshit lawsuit they're no... |
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Kid of a gas station cashier... definitely reliable dd
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Not quite, we've been in heating fuel, propane, gasoline, etc. etc. etc. for about a century. We own the gas stations, not work as cashiers at them.
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Oh so you're bobby hill
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What's OP stand for? Other People?
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Original post(er)
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Thanks for clearing it up for me!
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give him some gold!
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What's that?
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Under my comment. Click the give gold part. And then give it ... |
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50k seems like a low number for WSB...
Btw bad idea...
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That's just the most I'd be comfortable losing on a retarded call
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Do not yolo all of it into one call...
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That's not very /r/wallstreetbets of you
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Hmmmm, WTO says all member must respect IP laws. Hopefully no complaints get filed.
But Amazon has a ton of fake shit that they sell too. Is this different?
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The problem is not the selling, as they aren't responsible for merchants breaking their rules. Th... |
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[New Home Sales](http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/economic-calendar) just blew the consensus estimates out of the water. In the absence of any good news for a couple months, this seems to be a pretty strong catalyst for moving the market up.
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Doesn't good ne... |
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Finally some talk of diversification around here. My go to non tech stocks are $MU, $AMD, $SHOP $JD and $SQ
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What's $MU?
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diversified industrial conglomerate. Some say its the next GE.
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Is that a good thing?
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What app is his boss? Long that app.
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Robinhood.
He got a margin call or two
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Does that mean if you don’t answer the call you can collect unemployment?
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Could be Uber! I was reading articles that mentioned all work in the ... |
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Short natty gas
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^^ do not do this
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You're long on gas?
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It'll be winter pretty soon. People need to heat their homes
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Isn't that kinda the main fucking point of futures to balance this out though?
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The fact reddit has even gotten to a point where we are willing to post this and people will give you karma is fairly astonishing.
I feel bad for ya man. I hope you end up okay but I have zero understanding of how you deal with losing what most consider a lifetime of savin... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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Where’s muh twitter bot? Trash ass website can’t even load on mobile blows my mind that shit stock keeps going up.
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/u/tweettranscriberbot
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Am I banned here...let’s see.
Schnope.
Dunno why it didn’t pick it up. Probably tired of trumps ... |
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Shares?
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Yes around 40k shares at 4.95 average
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Kiss your trust fund goodbye m8
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See, with shares I have that nice stop limit advantage :) although I’m so confident I haven’t set one yet hahaha
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Hang Seng
> Hong Kong +429.32 +1.54%
Disney
> 117.62+1.68 (+1.45%)
Naww bro go take your Trump bullshit elsewhere. China and Disney are doing well meanwhile we're set to enter a recession worsened by tarffis and motherfucking subsidies to pay for them because ... |
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I sense a civil war brewing here on wsb.
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WSB was supposed to destroy the short sellers, not join them!
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Honestly, as an AMD long, I want to see short AMD posts trending on this sub. It’s a fucking godsend.
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Update from robinhood support:
Hi Zenonlite,
Thanks for reaching out about this.
Our team is aware of the problem, and we're working as quickly as we can to fix it.
We don't have an estimated resolution time just yet, but I'm happy to provide you with consistent updates ... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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that's genius.
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Not really, this has... |
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the second dead hooker is in the space suit
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Don’t panic.
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"we just gettin started nigga" - Elon Musk
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"I hope to inspire a new space race, so I can send moar ded hookerz into almost-finished Model 3s you niggas" - Elon "Te... |
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so what are you going to do now?
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Well I can’t trade today because I was margin called. TBD on what I buy tomorrow.
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how much did you owe rh for the over night margin?
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Should be ~$370 but haven’t been charged yet so idk
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Maybe u/Swineflupandemic is right about all the political nonsense on the sub...
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How is this political?
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Errr, the tweet is from Bloomberg Politics about a story to do with a politician. How is it not?
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I don’t see the bias... |
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imagine if you did the opposite
$180k right now
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So what you're saying is that he should have just put 8 k on both sides.
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valid strategy if you expect very high moves in either direction.
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Is a 48% one day movement a lo... |
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where's the third pic? where she traded up
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Not really sure about any of it. This link points to two different outcomes.
https://www.tineye.com/search/fb33af6cc35cdb6e28df451f2f59cc7e67e64b7e/?domain=reddit.com&sort=score&order=desc
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I’ve worked there over 5 years. It was alright, you can move up quick for better pay if you apply yourself. I recently put in my two weeks. I found a much better job and I’m so much happier! Friday is my last day at shitty Amazon. Later, assholes!!
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lol closed both my Option House and TastyWorks accounts after my experiment with options...never again. Up way more money just going long
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just buy long term calls if you're already long
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No thanks
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Actually, what's the ... |
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Why is everyone ragging on him for crying? Let's see how composed you are when facing potentially 15 years in jail.
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Because liberals like to *think* that they want men to show emotion, but when men *actually* show emotion, they call them pussies. Basic ... |
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He would actually rise significantly in my mind as the best internet troll if he tweeted this today.
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I hate the man with almost all of my heart and soul but I would be forced to respect that level of trolling. It would deserve some kind of world record.
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Lmao this guy is in a scene of the last hunger games movie just his hand though. I forget why hes slightly popular on YouTube.
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Think he did porn or something lol for the life of me I can't remember
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Naw, he's Cr1Tikal. He's known for gaming... |
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Think you might have a gambling addiction
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If I had a gambling addiction, I'd be increasing the size of my bets not decreasing.
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I mean, you could probably just try not betting money at all
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The fuck kind of sub do you th... |
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Looks like $SNAP is next on the chopping block...
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God I hope so, fuck Snapchat
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I don’t get the hate for Snapchat. It’s a nude delivery service, thots love it
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I'll ask 7 thots if they use Snapchat and report back
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I legit had to check out the guys twitter because i wasn't sure whether it was real or not. Can't say im surprised by the result..
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i say that about trump too. I thought CNN was bsing when they said TRUMP CALLS KIM A SHORT FATTIE.
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Technical... |
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Im in a real finacial conundrum. Im thinking of canceling my Netflix account so that I have more money to average down on Netflix. Sort of a catch 22 Im finding myself in.
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so you can buy less than 10% of 1 share?
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I bet your a real bl... |
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Put $300 into binance and go to town.
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I did, it took a couple days but I can proudly say! I lost 80% of the money I threw in there. Wooo
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Pshhh those are rookie numbers, try 95% babe
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how in the hell did you lost 95%?
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It means when you sell option you also lose money. This is not your ordinary 50:50 win ratio; in most cases it's actually 0:100
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It can't be 0, someone's gotta be making money, it's fairly zero-sum.
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You deserve to lose this money.
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Why do you think he deserves to lose the money?
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Because his opinion is different, and as we know on reddit everyone with a different opinion is a russian nazi bot and deserves the worst.
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