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so do u use any particular indicators? lin reg?
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Just MACD, 100SMA, 150SMA, and 200SMA
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Wow, even a voodoo technical analysis can work wonders.
But seriously, I know a momentum strat HF manager that uses the same plus volume, and he us... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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I don't understand why they don't just go after FAANG (+M) Companies. I think that would hurt more than taxing physical goods...
Make Apple pay a decent amount of taxes.
Break up the effective monopoly that Google has.
Sue Amazon and Microsoft for giving the NSA access to... |
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-11% now. Turns out having the majority of your user base being SJW anarchists doesn't generate any revenue. Well, that and literally making no innovative efforts to generate it.
C U C K C E O
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when you need every penny, you shouldn't shadowban Trump supp... |
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CEO rolled instantly on his staff. Great leadership.
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yeah right? it's not like he needs to be loyal to his employees though. He has an unlimited amount of unemployed liberal arts majors to hire.
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This is what I come to wsb for. Good job fag
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That’s a pretty big speculation you got there
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Speculation that OP is a fag? Technical analysis seems to confirm that.
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I think being in this sub fundamentally confirms that you ... |
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This is fairly accurate.
Todays the limit so lets see if Canada has balls.
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balls is a hyper-masculine term and has no place in the vocabulary or politics of us snobby Canadians.
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Canadian sovereignty was mistake
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Great write up. I seriously lol'd at the senior note statement. Where the hell is that money going to come from? I thought Tesla was the ultimate cash incinerator, but this is nuts.
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At least Tesla has shit to show for the money they burn.
WeWork just has ... |
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the intel chart should really look more like a horizontal line. thing hardly moves. would be a good iron butterfly or condor play.
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More like NVDA chart.
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i was gonna say that chart up there looks like the NVDA chart, not the INTC chart.
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Ay lemme see dem struggling titties
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She is like 14 years old
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and?
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She is too old
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Ok Nelly
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Who?
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R-Kelly.
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Who?
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My uncle.
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Anecdotally, I think home values are way too high in major cities right now. People must be taking out massive loans.
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Here's the thing people don't realize about their shity houses. Residential real estate growth cannot realistically exceed wage growth over... |
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I’ve got $55 calls with 7/20 expiry. How you like my chances?
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I have zero interest in options and don't have any grasp on them. Whether the price will touch $55? I like the chances of that and put a lot of money behind it
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Snap 8/10 $8 puts. You can get about 15 of em.
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Yeah and lose all my money 99.9% of the time ��
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Yeah but in the .1% you turn $100 into a few grand.
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That’s stupid enough to be genius...
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How about you j... |
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When is it fraud? Anyone know for sure? I don't have a stake either way I can't stomach the TSLA ride. It's fun watching Musk dance around some very savvy shorts.
I would be bummed to see him get ruined by some securities probe.
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Seems like it is fraud if h... |
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Why say no to 401k?
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My company only matches 6% of my first 25% and I young, dumb, and foolish. Like your name, I want to be on moon by 30
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So if you put in 6% of your income into savings, they match it? You're essentially turning down 6... |
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Please tell me you're self made through risky YOLO plays over the years and that you didn't start with a $500k trust fund or something
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I started with $200k of money I saved along with ~$3600/month 401(k) deposits per month over the past 2.5 years
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Other subs don’t even **understand** what happens here
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And that's part of what makes this content so great, I always imagine some guy who's never even heard of the DOW let alone option trading watching this and I wonder what they think is happening...."wha... |
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I don't believe in Roku. I know it's a great pump & dump at this moment, but I don't think it'll break trough.
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I didn't know they still existed until they had an IPO.
Threw it in the dumpster years ago for a $20 Amazon firestick.
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Ever... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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they also lost performance bonuses
> Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000... |
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Some pretty gnarly drops, looks like faggots delights all day every day.
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Yeah bro 50k to 25k is crazy as fuck in a IRA. Only shitty thing about IRAs is the limited deposit cap every year so even if you drop substantially you have to just deal with it unless... |
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Going for tax exempt status?
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if I start a business and claim its a religion can i get tax exempt status?
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[Gotta do it like John Oliver.](https://youtu.be/7y1xJAVZxXg?t=14m40s)
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don’t spread that faggot’s face around
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But actually I am long Disney because everyone else is not so fuck that noise. Don't they own Marvel? I hear that last CGI animated bullshit movie made $650MM last WEEKEND.
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I'm going long until 2019, hoping their streaming app makes them surge.
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i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
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I don't come here for financial advice, I come here to enjoy the evidence that business and finance m... |
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If you're convinced buy some puts. Bought my WEED stocks back when they were Venture-listed CGC and rode them like COD players ride your mom. Bought my first house with the gains.
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You're probably not the target audience for this post then. Because you boug... |
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What was Toy’s R Us if Sears is too big to fail?
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Really too big to fail? Hahaha
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Who could say he isn't right though?
about price gouging, not the fraud stuff
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The difference is that most companies try and go under the radar where shkreli was basically begging to be publicly crucified. Also he is a fruadster that ran all his companies i... |
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Prepare the lube is all I have to say about that trade
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considering my max loss is 0 and my max gain is 2500..where will i need lube? Its an earnings play.
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Could you explain how your max loss is 0?
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I bought to open 5 TSLA ... |
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You’re either retarded or a multi-millionaire.
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retarded multi-millionaire.
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I wish
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Longfin has been stopped and sued by the SEC, wont you make money on your puts? Why was your financial advisor against you buying puts on ... |
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Take profits now please
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I sold it right after I took the screenshot
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What was your total profit?
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I had *1000* contracts so I bought it around *$5000* and sold around *$12000*
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Just lie to us next tim... |
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I interned at a small hedge fund that actually used stuff like this in their trading systems.
Financials is packed with pseudoscience.
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It's not pseudoscience if investors are actually investing this way.
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check out the definition o... |
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I don't understand why the market even cares about Trump shenanigans anymore. he's never gonna do anything
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Using NK to distract the public from the intensifying Russia investigation. It's working brilliantly, people are actually buying this NK bs. Sell pu... |
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awesome, what are you thinking about buying today?
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Selling everything, opening an Ally account, and never touching the stock market again
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Why not just invest in index funds?
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Any suggestions?
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I use ... |
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There's a good chance that tomorrow will be a MonteCarlo day, lots of **randomness** up in the air. You can be ready in certain sectors:
* Oil
* Gas
* Oil & Gas
* Gold
* TSLA
Be ready to buy either calls or puts, and liquidate them within the same day after a neat ... |
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Sell long term calls on both of them. That way you get ETF re-balancing decay AND theta decay working in your favor.
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aren't option prices skewed to account for the re-balancing decay in case of leveraged ETFs?
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Yes which is why selling them... |
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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Holy shit. I have no words.
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this could have been so bad lol
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It would have been just as good if the title of this post was "I somehow lost $23 million this morning and I'm still not totally sure how"
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He couldn't have lost ... |
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Suddenly I want to audit the fed.
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*Ron and Rand Paul liked that*
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Will one of them ever be President? :(
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No
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Randy man's an eye doctor. Rand's 2020 vision for America! :(
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It is Thanksgiving week.....everyone needs the chikin' tendies
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But.... Turkey
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Turkey tendies are a delicacy
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BIG IF TRUE...
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Type this again and you're gone.
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/r/LateStageSocialism
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Fuck that place
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That's a good place though? Maybe you confuse it with the liberal shithole that /r/latestagecapitalism is.
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Oh I just saw late stage and got trigged
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if you're bearish in the short term but bullish in the long term and can wait 30 days before rebuying (assuming the stock is cheaper or stays at the same
price), this is a great tax-loss harvesting move.
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Robinhood doesn't make you pay taxes.
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Swing trade down trending blue chips.
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Interesting. What signs do you look for if you don't mind?
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For example if you examine facebooks monthly graph you'd see a trend of it going up to 170 and back to 166 for no reason. Then if you l... |
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Me: y’all can’t just keep posting this hottie after every Fed meeting
Also Me: Upvote every Yellen meme cause Yellen is bae
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Momma Sue is going to be pissed.
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mama su abandoned us long ago. it's time you let go.
That said, my dumb ass i... |
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I get shit all the time by my coworkers when I have my charts up. Then 3 months later "so what is this HSA thing?" Oh let me help you 52 year old single dad in IT without a hint of savings.
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Are you me? I swear my coworker has the exact same description a... |
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Fuck you i needed my fix of wsb and you're gonna shut us down again
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God those new SW movies are so bad
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Rogue One is one of the best SW movies imho. The others, though... they're really bad, yeah.
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Solo was damn good too
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While this is funny, please don't downvote brigade the guy. I've chatted with him before... Nice guy, just a little naive.
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It's times like this when down voting and criticism is necessary to make one realize how poor the choice is that they're making. It's ... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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Wow 25b wtf
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That 25x projected revenue multiple tho...
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I know Facebook has more up its sleeve, but FB has a 44 P/E ratio.
Question is, how can snapchat make more money and is it as stable as facebook.
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
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[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
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What if Martin was really just clairvoyant and knew all this would happen, so he intentionally went to jail to avoid overly managing his positions and to wait out the impending bear market so that he could jump back in during Trump's 3rd term to make all of his money back an... |
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Post positions or your ban will be back right away too
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Also, I was banned from trading opitions, not from the sub
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How do you get banned from options?
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Continuing to make day trades when your account has less than 25,000 ev... |
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as soon as an asian gaming company comes out with a 3d porn mmo im droping 350k in it.
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You have a pretty high chance that it would all be pixelated
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You're thinking Japanese gaming company
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Last time I checked Japan is in A... |
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Are you still up now overall? You made $45k or more from this other trade:
[https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/](https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/)
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Still up but BABA fucked me really hard...
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Why would you buy a car built in an open air tent?
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And rushed... there is no way these last few thousand cars have their very best QA (which was shitty anyway).
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Like I don’t get why you would buy a model 3 at 70 thousand fucking dol... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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https://freeshkre.li/archive/
From [old post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/cslulf/apparently_shkrelis_youtube_channel_has_been/exgxm88/).
Edit: I should add a keyword for searching: mirror
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Wow, thanks!
Any suggestions on which one I shoul... |
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Trading options is good and easy to win.
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I try to tell people own hundreds or thousands of shares in their accounts to at the VERY least, sell high out of the money calls for extra % gains.
Then they try and understand options in the slightest and they giv... |
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Trump says we'll be stronger in the end. So why can't we price that shit in? lmao
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Appalachian coal miners are going to see gains....Quinoa eating Millenial fags that are long 25 Hubspot June call options? Not so much.
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Here's a fun staitsti... |
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Tesla is expected to sell, at most, 80k cars this year.
In the first three months of 2017, Ford has sold 617k cars - just in the U.S.
In 2016 they sold 50k+ plug-in or hybrid cars
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Had to explain this to my buddy. Tesla stock may be valued higher than Ford... |
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Fuck logic and my puts
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I actually do not understand why TSLA is up so much.. can someone explain?
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Model 3 hit positive gross margin. Profitability is pretty clearly in sight at this point. When you factor production ramp with the fact tha... |
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This post convinced me to dump my student loan into costco. Pray for me.
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Honestly I can see a shit ton of people go in on this.
It actually has all the right shit going for it, joking aside
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I mean, Costco has been overperforming this year... |
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I legit had to do this today too FeelsFuckingBadMan
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You serious?
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Yeah homie it blows, I’m still young though but I lost a lot of money. I did jack shit for risk management and got caught with my pants down. Lesson learned if I ever ... |
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What is it that has been done?
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Our POTUS is flaccidly trying to distract from the ratcheting up of the russia investigation and it's working like a charm because people are fucking retarded.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-conducted-predawn-rai... |
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The googling of "how to trade options" is definitely not true. If they did that. They'd know how many contracts they are actually buying...
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why buy 100 shares of SNAP when you can buy 100 options? i've heard you can make way more off those!
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those are some balls of steel to buy in that heavy after the stock was already up to $12.64. the after market is 20 cents up for you right now, but you'd better drink lots of fluids, because your balls are going to be sweating buckets between now and market open tomorrow.
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Serious question, if I'm working at a publicly traded company and know about information that hasn't been made public, I'm not allowed to act on that, correct?
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U could leak it here and boom its public so no sec
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So simple
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Where the gains? Proof or ban.
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[fuck boi](https://imgur.com/a/Zm8g3be)
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Good job, next time use more money
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What he made $1k and he’s running in here with a boner, flopping his dick on the table? This should be ban worthy.... |
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That must be a really good book
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I think its from a series where they put up a vibrator in their vaginas and try to read something. If someone finds the original video(s) please post links, thanks.
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Why don't they have a version where they h... |
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If you write to Robinhood, they're refund your money.
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Ya you just have to write a few page summary of your issue and include a screenshot of your trades and they will mail you a check within a couple of weeks.
They would rather pay out small amounts then ... |
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Your mom should have swallowed you
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I was trying to get her to, but right when I started to nut and pull out she pushed me back in and said "you don't know your options"
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Beautifully put
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I don't know why I answered her call... |
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I met Shaq's cousin, Curtis Jackson, who is actually quite the knowledgeable investor.
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Shaq himself is a good investor. I'm guessing he obviously gets help, maybe from Jackson and others, but his portfolio is actually pretty ridiculous. For instance he got... |
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Haha how stoned was this guy that he just thought no one would notice?
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He should've bought the domain "@TeslaMoturs.com" or something close to it.
If anyone tries telling me you can't buy an email domain, g.f.y. I have my own. You don't need to be under a ... |
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Wait.... people make money at this?
Bullshit.
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I just do this to get my hit of Dopamine since i can't get it any other way after my parents took me off ritalin
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>after my parents took me off ritalin
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How much is that compared to your total capital? If 1k is a lot of money for you to be trading with then you're better off saving money from a job to build up capital to trade with so you're not losing 1% to fees with each trade.
Alternative: take that 1k to a casino with... |
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Why not just do both? Put in 5.5k to your IRA so you aren't totally fucked when you're an old fart. Put all everything else in a YOLO account.
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This is exactly what I do. Max IRA first, anything else I can fuck around with
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I trade IN my ir... |
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Does anyone know when the future +/-% for the day resets? 12am eastern?
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If you mean what I think you mean, it resets at 5:45PM, then opens at 6 EST
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Withdrawals are not proof of successful trades. Proof or ban.
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Should ban him for thinking that withdrawals are proof of $425k gains.
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how autistic would you need to be to transfer all that money into RH and then withdraw it all just for ima... |
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Sorry but I'm not a fucking pussy.
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/r/iamverybadass
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It's not that I think I'm a badass for not pulling out of this market, it's just I think you and OP are faggot beyond measure for thinking you can predict the market.
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Another idea: invest in a hobby. It'll give you personal satisfaction and make you less boring.
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I have a hobby and none of that is true
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Is it rock climbing?
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probably rock collecting
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Maybe his ho... |
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You still have 19k to make that shit back
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Had 29k this morning. It’s cool, though, can probably get some rope with what’s left.
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40% of Americans don't even have $400 in their savings, Nigga you got this.
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I couldn't believ... |
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Are you fucking serious?!?!
Use a discounted cash flow model and include some buy backs to decrease the share float. Fucking easy peazy man.
I had to value LinkedIn's IPO in grad school, which had like no fucking numbers at all and was all BS and shit. Micron literally pri... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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Wrong, buddy. http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Karla_James
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Am I the only who notice that British women have gigantic titties?
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I always thought Russian and S... |
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I only know of people who made a killing on 9/11
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I dont know if this is a joke or not. But if its real, how did people make it big due to 9/11?
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Short the market, airlines, everything you can a day before. Just like all the big banks did an... |
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Ugh another one making title about something else to show off portfolio to a bunch of poor autists. Congrats tho
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I trade in Yen, so it's not that much.
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Wow you're right, its really not. About 5.6k in USD.
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ya i like ... |
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I'm sorry that this comment will probably not be in typical r/wsb fashion. I've been researching and following the legal cannabis industry for nearly 3 years now and have experienced ALL of the highs and lows. I bought WEED when it was TWD for $1.75/share and bought aurora w... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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That’s a long time to wait for the next episode of This Week in Investing
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"May 2025, now that MZOR is at 400 it's time to cash out and buy the 10 $ dip on AMD "
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Amd @ $10 in 7 years is hilarious and sad.... Because it will be true
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This sub is way funnier when the market is down lmao
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Honestly. When there is a red day, I just go to this sub and I remember I'm not the only one losing money.
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Nice to find a place for others like this!
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... You... |
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos an... |
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Recession in China will have global effects though...
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The importance of Chinese "economy" to US and the global trade is way overblown.
Most companies only care about getting cheap labor and manufacturing in China, which a recession will only provide more o... |
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I have no idea what to do with the market this week. Between global issues and earnings, anything can happen and erase 50% of value from an options trade in a day.
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It’s called buy and hold. Buy solid stock that can withstand the up and the down. Forget a... |
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the package was filled with homeopathic meds for his CANCER. what a genius indeed.
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I can’t believe none of the many intelligent people around him cared enough to get in his face about the decision he was making. Really disappointed with the change in focus ... |
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Wow..... Impressive
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I'm always bewildered by posts like this. I always figure if I get stupid lucky like this I would start playing with only 10k at a time.
Trends come and go, no reason to go all in every time once you reach that level. You'd be more pro... |
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Great idea but hard to track. Unless everyone start with a new WEBULL account and deposit exactly $100!
Hmm this could actually work since no one actually uses WeBull.
## Speaker_1: ##
Everyone could just Venmo me the $$$ and then shoot me some messages with trades you wa... |
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Post his P/L.
I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.
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I’m going to guess he’s an arbitrage trader based on what blurry shit I can see on his screens. He probably makes more money than wsb can lose in a month.
Edit : clearl... |
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#I AM TARIFF MAN
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MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN
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> MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN
by making American PAY for it! #STABLE GENIUS!
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[They disagree with you](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-19/china-is-paying-for-most-of... |
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Who let this fag in? r/personalfinance is that way------------>
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Don't even think about touching my 144 month emergency fund.
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If you don't have a 12 year fund, you shouldn't be buying faggies
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Fuck you what if me, my gol... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shouldn’t g... |
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