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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Li... |
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Glad I did the opposite of what this subreddit was saying.
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I thought that was how this sub worked?
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It will only work until people start posting shit that is opposite of what they really believe in order to try and create some magic "invers... |
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Make it $250K of options and then it'll actually be a show. We already got MartyMoho with a million in this thing.
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He could potentially be a double digit millionaire if he does that and it hits
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I think King MU is doing it and idk how he ha... |
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Now I'm certain I should short Tesla.
This guy is either delusional or tactfully deceitful.
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> This guy is either delusional or tactfully deceitful.
- charismatic: check
- consistently over promises & under delivers: check
- cult-following: check... |
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Can someone ELIP?
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Explain Like I'm a Phaggot?
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Let's you do Pre Market and After Hours trading. They will also loan you up to $6000.
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All real brokers let you do After Hours and Pre Market trading bro. And Real dealer... |
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290 high profile families will NOT be having tendies tonight.
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real rich people don't change their lifestyle because they lost only 1M
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They also don't invest in chumps like him.
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Apparently, this guy has written books about... |
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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CNN is really interviewing a 30 year old who got kicked out of his moms basement?
What the fuck is our news nowadays.
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It's been a big news story. His parents are basically taking him to court because he won't leave, lol.
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They actually wo... |
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*goes to Starbucks on Wall Street*
"Hello. Where do I buy the stocks?"
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"I'll have one of your finest stocks please."
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the more expensive stocks make you richer faster
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"Grande stocks"
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Venti, man.
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You know what’s almost just as bad? FUCKING COMMAS!!!
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Still doesn’t make sense how other countries use a comma instead of a period. What the fuck, that’s so dumb
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Its because they're too dumb to use an "x" in multiplication instead of a do... |
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Ask him for future plans on how to compete with amazon
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Ask if WMT is investing in tech so that they, like AMZN, can stop bothering with all those pesky cashier jobs.
As a follow-up, ask when their tech investments will translate into their webs... |
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Positions or ban
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168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
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doesn't even know the difference between a share and a contract. makes half a mill in a day. nice
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if it makes you feel any better, everyone... |
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https://www.benzinga.com/news/17/06/9643397/rite-aid-walgreens-shares-tick-lower-over-last-few-mins-hearing-capitol-forum-rep
>Hearing Capitol Forum Reporting FTC Acting Chair Tad Lipsky Has Recommended To Block Deal
Please note: Lipsky is not the "FTC Acting Chair" (th... |
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What are interest rates? Seriously? Because housing prices have never fallen? Young people have a hard time buying their own house with slow wages. I feel like the central bank is a fucking scam that just calls what ever it wants... what ever they want to call it in order to... |
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How long did it take to recover?
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Like that day or the next
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Your are 100% wrong.
Source: myself, professional trader
PS: Seeing the RES tag I once made for you Texas_Rangers, a simple question of why Trump fans tend to usually be very ... |
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I need to know why kids don't buy physical games?? I'm too old to understand. What is the point of buying a digital game with no resale value?
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Convenience and it's sometimes cheaper. And you don't have to get off your couch to change games lol
Also doesn't... |
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1. Loses 10k.
2. Takes out loans, combines with what little he has left in the world.
3. Puts all in one stock.
4. Profit?
I like a man with a plan.
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It's not even a stock, it's a 3x levered bet that oil will go down.
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Not to mention OP is... |
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Paging /u/wakka54 who [borrowed $232k and put it into TSLA](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/95otw7/just_borrowed_232k_at_600mo_interest_to_buy_623/)
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Dude this guy legit posted on r/problemgambling check his post history. The lad is truly ma... |
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Why is that written on the back of a medicinal chemistry packet
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No idea, the stuff on that page I couldn’t begin to understand
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Upload a pic the backside, nig
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https://imgur.com/a/MRixfNT
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DOI: 10.1021/a... |
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Weeks? Try days.
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Days? Try literally the second after my order fills
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When you buy and you're down 10% in minutes ��
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Options are great
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One time I bought a put on snap, then went to take a piss. While i... |
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Well yesterday I prayed to god and asked for snap to go to $4 and in return, I'd sponsor a kid in Africa for a year. Since this did not work I now ask the almighty great dark lord satan to send snap to $4 tomorrow and in return I will not only not help a child in Africa ... |
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That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOTHER... |
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Yeah well today I made about $250 at my job so fuck you
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Better than me, I made $120.
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How many dicks is that?
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Well considering it's EMT work and I did see a dick today. It was 1 dick for $120 among other things.
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Never tell me the odds
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One in a million
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So you're saying there's a chance.
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only if you want to desperately make love to a school boy
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your comment is empty.. the fuck?
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WSB lawsuit would be hilarious
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I can barely tie my shoes let alone sue
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Is sue hot?
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Only if it’s the one and only sue bae
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Ayy?
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Mmmmmm
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Deeeeeee
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Z NUTZ
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No one ever went broke taking a profit. True for options, especially for FDs.
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FD's?
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Forbidden Dildos
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Now why would those be forbidden?
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Faggots delight. Weekly options.
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Ublock origin + firefox + duckduckgo = sex
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And don't use an android phone and gmail.
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You can use uBlock Origin on Firefox for Android.
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What is ublock origin
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tl;dr It's like Adblock Plus but better.... |
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking... |
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つ ◕◕ ༽つ Bull Market Take My Energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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!ThesaurizeThis
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つ ◕◕ ༽つ Midpoint Class Avow My Vims ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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AAPL STOP NOW PLS
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I thought I bought the dip already
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I know right. What to do average down or ride it out?
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Sell and buy FNGU YOLO
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FNGU OR FNGD?
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Watch BAC to see if it tanks because [This](https://ca.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/lawsuit-in-us-accuses-nine-banks-of-rigging-canadian-rate-benchmark-957824)
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This is the second time you've posted this...I don't think it will tank, in fact they are... |
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Watch, steve is probably a 25 year old which makes me more sad about my retirement fund
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36.
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What do you do?
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Now? Nothing.
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What did you do to get a portfolio like dat?
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Read "SEO for Dum... |
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So Macron is probably going to say nothing and just delay the tax by another 6 months or so, Brexit probably not happening, and nothing will happen to Don Jr.
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Brexit not happening might push the uk into what we’re seeing in France atm.
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Un... |
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Lmao this guy is in a scene of the last hunger games movie just his hand though. I forget why hes slightly popular on YouTube.
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Think he did porn or something lol for the life of me I can't remember
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Naw, he's Cr1Tikal. He's known for gaming... |
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Have... have you looked ar their past two earnings movement?
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Have you?
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Have you?
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No
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Nice
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Why does it say your profits are in *"pips"*..?
At first I didn't know what "Pips" were but after I did some googling it finally makes sense to me.
>a Pip is **a small hard seed in a fruit.**
What kind of seeds are you being paid in and did you buy futures for the cr... |
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Didn't you quit?
Edit- I read your comment, therefore I withdraw my comment and submit the following:
Go fuck yourself
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...ya, this morning things where pretty fucking bleak. You say stupid shit when you can't sleep because you're on the brink of a $10,... |
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Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
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Totally agree on that. I see an interesting dynamic as a operations mana... |
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Wheres that dude that bought 10,000 shares at .21
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The real question is where is that guy who yolo'd and put his 401k in this
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I wonder if he sold in low .30's lol
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I'm still here, and loving it!!!!!
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I'd... |
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When you hitting the sell to close button?
Good work. I see you got in with no fear on that Cambridge anal dip.
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Sold early morning at 215. Was fine with the gain honestly and didnt want to overextend
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Why not leave a bit and let it rid... |
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wtf is going on?!
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A few people maybe dislodged their heads from their asses and realized that putting everyone to work 24/7 to spit out 5,000 shoddy cars in a week might be a bad idea. If anyone tries to tell me they are actually making money on these c... |
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Wow that was funnier than expected
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Someone's gotta meme that whenever RH goes down.
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Someone needs to photoshop whatever is in the top right to something
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**ABOUT ROBINHOOD**
-Commission free investing so you can convince... |
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just work for a month and you’ll be good
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I’ll use that month to think about my actions and buy MU calls instead.
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thinking is probably what got you to lose most of your portfolio. next time don’t think
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I didn’t think... |
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I hope you have a very high net worth cuz this is some beyond idiotic shit lol
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Might almost say its autistic
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Hi, slow fuck here. Can someone explain to me what happened here?
Edit seriously though will someone please explain
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Where the fuck do you guys get this much money to bet on
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Where do normal everyday people get money
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I refuse to believe retards here are taking years of wages and buying fd's.
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About half a million subs. Figure 5% of subscr... |
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Damn think if you bought in 2009.
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That's what I jerk about everynight, I'm hoping for another 9/11 of the
financial markets.
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Trump's got a plan
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Well it's going backwards
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I'm having a surgery in J... |
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If you have a CPA you should be sued for malpractice for encouraging these autists degeneracy.
Top tier advice thought - 10/10.
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More complex return, higher I can charge baby.
But CTEC now and one year from CPA
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Good luck. The ethics test... |
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That must be a really good book
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I think its from a series where they put up a vibrator in their vaginas and try to read something. If someone finds the original video(s) please post links, thanks.
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Hysterical Literature (Official): https://... |
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why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
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Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
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Or Apple pulled their app due to the por... |
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I bought a month of Survey Monkey to do this, so if you guys want more of these polls let me know any possible ideas.
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The guy in the last thread said you should use Google surveys. Apparently, it's free and unlimited responses. I've never used it, but mayb... |
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I'd stick with the 3x QQQ ETFs. Much more volume/liquidity and options for losing money really fast. Plus you capture this entire tech meltdown not just whatever FAANG is doing.
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3x QQQ ? What is the ticker ?
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TQQQ I think is the one he's r... |
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I worked every single day and watched the world unravel in front of my eyes from a front row seat across the street from AIG in Los Angeles
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I had acquaintances working in there. Heard some stories afterward. Would've been interesting to see in real time... |
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If you just delete your account you won’t have to pay
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i will try that
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Tell them you're colorblind and you thought green numbers meant gains
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Wait the numbers can turn green?
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Only if you're colorblind
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https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5030883/amp/Cops-handcuff-crying-nine-year-old-autistic-boy.html
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What a shit article. There was a fight in school because the autistic kid was killing bugs and another kid with compassion didn't li... |
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What is the fascination with BAC here? I lost money early this year bandwagoning on some BAC calls as a rate hike play and it did nothing. Why is there such a huge amount of call buying for a company that's well known to move sideways
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It's like a third of t... |
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Why wait for the war to start? just buy calls now...
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Lockheed is at $299. Too much or go for it?
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It's dropped $10 since I last looked at it (2wks ago), definitely low. If you're certain you want to wait for war, I'd say go for it.
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Meet Boris. Graduated associates degree from Boruch college. Does everything else this guy does, but also cuts hair and sells gold from the back office of his dad's barber shop.
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Gold Genny, Gold!
EDIT: The amount of resumes I've seen from Baruch is ins... |
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No.
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Did you want to bet on Trump because you liked him, or because you thought he would win? If you thought he was going to win, why did you think that?
I'm still reeling from how badly those polling guys fucked up their predictions. I honestly trusted tha... |
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Honestly, they should just show this on Fox News
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They would just interpret the gif differently and as proof that the Tariffs are hurting China.
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They are though. Today wasn't because of Tariffs but because of the antitrust threat to tech co... |
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Doesn't matter. Green is green, profit is profit. Buy and flip.
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I can't wait to buy options for SNAP. Hopefully they'll still be overvalued by the 9th.
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What kinda option will you buy?
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lol puts
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More than... |
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Fuck off why don't you just short the shares instead if you really think it's going down
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More money to be made on calls. Gonna earn money on the volatility crush + theta crush. Plus delta.
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Are you just listing random greeks?
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Yesterday
> U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer
> We are continuing to raise these issues with China. As of yet, China has not come to the table with proposals for meaningful reform.”
Lmfao. Load up the puts boys. There is no deal.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018... |
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Lmao. Isnt this the clown who said he was God or something?
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he wanted to be the worlds first trillionaire and also thinks he's the 2nd coming of christ
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I'm guessing he's super Jewish (the fairytale story about WeWorks is that he was "inspi... |
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For context, i'm this guy: https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7kn8g9/id_rather_be_lucky_than_smart_behold_my_dumbest/
BTW, the numbers for my gains are different since the total balance is listed in CAD but the account i'm trading in is USD. The total balanc... |
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Is it sad to say I think right now is the best time to buy? I'm fucked in the head, aren't I?
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punching through 300 that aggressively is a bit shocking... especially when the rest of the market was up for most of the day. But autopilot is making waves atm ... |
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I know people make "lizard wearing a human skin" jokes about The Zucc but to me Elizabeth Holmes is just so much worse
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She never blinks!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9eBFKXkKk4
Nightmare fuel
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why is her voice so dee... |
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I don't believe he is actually making the trades but I am going in on it. I think it will plummet and he will be kicking himself for not actually executing the trade, that's why I'm making the trade
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That's some solid logic right there. I bet you are a milli... |
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Elon hates Mark LOL
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Yeah cause Mark is essentially a less "cool", more successful version of Elon
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'Successful' isn't really something to be measured by money for these guys. At this point FB has no mission statement other than to make mone... |
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Why pay off the BMW? Treat yourself to another car. Duhhh!
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My car payment is $750 a month, that's why.
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M3?
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Yeppers. 2011 black hardtop convertible.
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Time to trade in that junker for a C63S AMG or ... |
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Must be trying to distract from the mother of all fuck up. This is top kek shit
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There is so much distraction and deflection going on (looking at this mans history it should be painfully obvious). Nonetheless, something BIG is forthcoming in the near future... |
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Nice
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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wow 95 k worth of options. How much have you lost playing them?
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I've gained and lost as much as 500-600k+ in a single day before. ;)
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JC, is that you?
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talkin bout me?
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John Carter is the only trader I ... |
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Bro. Ppl died. Families were wrecked. Bad joke. I like it
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Lol ppl jumped off of skyscrapers
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Proven to be fake news
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My great grandfather killed himself with a shotgun after the crash
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as your great gra... |
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Girls like her are $40 in the Philippines.
Just don't do drugs, you'll get killed according to the current political climate.
You're whalecum
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Girls in the Philippines are free, if you are White.
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Yeah people forget that the guys getting... |
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking wi... |
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I fuckin feel for this man. I saw him at the Hyperloop competition at SpaceX a couple days ago and he looked rough, but I guess that's the toll of operating multiple volatile billion dollar corporations simultaneously like a madman
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That toll is probably mor... |
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**FUCK IN HELL**, Italian 10-year bond currently up 48bps to 3.16% at 4am ET!!!!!!!! An 18% move!
Edit: 5 mins later now up 54bps. Surreal.
Edit: And now up 65bps
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what does this mean?
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Panic selling. Another Eurozone crisis is starting.... |
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could that be nintendon themselves buying back stock?
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nah nobody does buy backs like that lol
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Whirlpool just bought back 1bil. Mu bought back 10bil. This is nothing for a buy back.
That’s said this was prob not a buy back.
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Yes wtf. I put my kids college fund in this? What happened to 2.66 is floor cause of offering?” Seriously shaking right now
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*Puts child's college fund in meme stock.*
You belong here.
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he made 20K off HMNY.
fucking lucky faggot jumping ... |
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Explains his fascination with trashy white girls who cause more trouble than they're worth.
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They aren't 300 pounds tho
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I have no problem with that. Nothing turns me on more in this world or the next than poor fat white girls.
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Some kid turned 900 to 100,000 by correctly guessing the direction of spy for 12 days straight. that's the same percentage.
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I'm assuming any one of those going wrong would have bankrupted him, correct?
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Like this guy, lost over $100M gues... |
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Pics motherfucker.
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https://imgur.com/a/r0RRUOC
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Well son. I hope you like getting your asshole licked, because you are in for a treat.
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He does, actually
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and how do you know
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I jus... |
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I've been bagholding a modest position since I got crushed by the last Fed announcement. Got back in the green today.
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I sold for a 25k loss. Bad timing. Wife went to the hospital 2 hours before the meeting and I forgot everything. I'm now up 16k from that ... |
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If he's releasing it, it doesn't hurt him. Watch it'll screw Dems over.
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The issue is that they want the whistleblower statement and he's not letting them see it. That's why $SPY briefly went up when he tweeted then went down. So idk let's see. I don't thin... |
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Plural huh? What other subs are you autists hiding from me?
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There are some foreign spinoffs, like the German faggots over at r/wandstrassewetten
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>German faggots
that's rather redundant
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how come every European weeb, f... |
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I can literally see the ceo's house from my balcony
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Not sure if trump tower joke or actually living close to ceo
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No joke 4 real he parks his tesla and Porsche right in front of our apartment lol
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Just take a picture... |
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thank u for your sacrifice
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I thought this was some liberal bullshit at first. Have an upvote
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I'm a liberal and I thought it was going to be some liberal bullshit too.
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Begone Liberal
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no u
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Faggot
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
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You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
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Noone really knows how to play craps. You just roll the dice and judge the re... |
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If you just delete your account you won’t have to pay
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i will try that
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Tell them you're colorblind and you thought green numbers meant gains
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Wait the numbers can turn green?
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Only if you're colorblind
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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Call me babe ��
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Your username leads me to believe that I've just found my dream girl on a Reddit WSB shitpost about trying to find a girl on tinder. Who would've thunk it was possible?!
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Does it turn you on when I tell you about the 500% ga... |
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annnd of course it’s real
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Nah, that’d be fucking... wow. It is.
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What the actual FUCC?? Mind Blown @ Trump tweeting this FR.. I thought a fellow WSB photoshopped it.... What was going through his mind when he tweeted this? Does he have hi... |
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Buy call leaps on msft, sell when I get 10% profit. Rinse and repeat.
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Why not just buy some Jan $105’s, and sell 30 delta weeklies/bi-weekly/monthlies against them instead of selling at 10%? Microsoft moves enough that over the long term leaps are aweso... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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amazing how the venn diagram between the_donald / wsb is almost a direct overlap of unsuccessful losers
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Haupt is overrated. Gimme more rosebud gifs
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rosebud, so hot right now
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this gif is how i imagined rosebud and haupt91 competed for wsb's love.
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Haupt91 flew too close to the sun ...
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Can we talk about ... |
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