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Praying to bezos for gains today
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They are making a massive push in EM (read India). I expect them to announce a major increase in prime subscribers. Hoping they lift up the Qs towards the end of the month.
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There's a few things to consider ... |
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How are you not down on the put that you sold?
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It's called a bearish debit spread, I am down on the put I sold, but the delta of that put is less than the one I bought. It's a fantastic trade because I risked $200 to make $300 if TSLA closes below 245 by 4/... |
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Market overreacted, as it does to every piece of news. There's zero chance the investigation of the ~14,000 new emails can be completed by Nov 8. And do you really think Obama's not going to make the FBI sit on any result?
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If they don't move fast, Wikileaks... |
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When's wsb gonna wake up and realize martin's a massive fucking idiot who got lucky?
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I want to get scammed and make 5x my returns. Who cares if I got lucky. 5x returns in 3 years.
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I think her argument is sure she made money, but not a... |
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that fucking MU call holy fuck lmfao
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Was this comment extra funny so you had to put an extra emoji in there?
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Which ones were extra?
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Just the last one
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Depends on your strikes.
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MSFT - 113
COF - 100
Guess I fucked up.
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>MSFT - 113
dawg
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OptionsProfCalc says I can still get an 80% gain tomorrow if MSFT opens at 108.
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Yeah, no. That's not gonna happen... |
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now *this* is retarded
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Seriously, using robinhood when you have enough capital for a real brokerage?
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What is the problem with using a cheap online broker?
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You get what you pay for. Margin, customer service, instant trade... |
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So if it went south today you'd be out 11 grand?
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I can't tell if you're serious or not
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Yes, I'm that stupid. Never bought an option before. If the call expires below the strike price it's worthless, right?
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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He was the first one to become a billionaire through his GoFundMe he calls “Amazon”
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The question remains: Will Amazon ever live up to revenue expectations, or will the stock tumble back to reality?
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Amazon lives up to revenue expectations a... |
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Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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This is why tech companies should hire only top talent. Google, Nvidia, and SpaceX are examples of that. Companies like Raythe... |
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if you're bearish in the short term but bullish in the long term and can wait 30 days before rebuying (assuming the stock is cheaper or stays at the same
price), this is a great tax-loss harvesting move.
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Robinhood doesn't make you pay taxes.
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There seems to be a misunderstanding on the side of the SIPC. Calling it a checking account is merely a marketing formality. From my understanding the money you put in your RH checking account would then be invested in treasury bonds. Which would in fact be eligible for insu... |
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hopefully 100 is the floor. rough day
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What about tomorrow lol?
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back up to $105
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If 100 is not the floor I die
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We'll go to the loony bin together bro, I don't give a fuck
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lol 3% swing in one day with a 1m account? You're pretty ballsy.
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Pretty sure all the options are going to come back to bite me. Hoping tech holds up another 5-6 months.
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Has 1M, plays options. Going for 1B I see.
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Going ... |
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Every day for the last 6 months. "it's a bubble."
Bubble bursts "OH THE HUMANITY!!"
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Market slightly dips back to all time highs of Nov 2017.
Yep totally burst.
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LOL. -50% in a month. "Its just a correction my dudes!"
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Rea... |
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Someone should make a thread on the_donald to convince them that all of the mexicans, liberals, and democrats sold all of their shares which caused the market to tank. And NOW is the time to invest in a pure republican america!
Make america great again!!
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Guess he has and is using that real estate depreciation to his full advantage
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I would too
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Thats called business.
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Yeah but losing $916 million isn't exactly the good kind of business.
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How did he lose it?
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True gambler's fallacy. Lost 68% of profits and feels like celebrating.
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Fucking yes. People have lost like something 38 percent and since they are up they are not accounting for the fact that they could have sold at 78 percent profit.
And that is going to... |
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For any real number x, x divided by the empty set "Ø" is not infinity.
And you're a fucking moron if you think that it is.
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In set theory there really isn't a "division"; a \ b signifies items in a and not in b.
Also, mixing integer math and set theory is ... |
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yayyyyyy fuck you libturds!!!!!
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It’ll be a sweet bull market until this whole investigation gets Trump impeached
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99.9% certainty that Trump wont get impeached.
Bull market 7 more years!
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FYI, Predictit has the odds at ~4... |
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I don't even care about the fs thing considering I don't chimp out over some Internet stranger like a tard but I think this is good every Canadian I've ever met let me know that they were Canadian like every other second. They love to talk about themselves and tell you how t... |
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How do you even cope with this?
You’re a strong willed person for not going long $ROPE.
I lost $10k playing currencies with 50:1 margin 5 years ago and I still think about it from time to time.
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It hasn’t been easy. Just keep telling myself it’s imaginar... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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that depends on the price of AMZN on the vesting date. Anyone who was working 3 years ago is rolling in it.
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It doesn't seem like a good deal to me. Too bad they didn't just increase wag... |
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They are taking losses to eliminate the competition. Streaming services will continue to grow in popularity over traditional TV, and eventually some of the streaming services will throw in the towel and the ones that remain will be able to profit.
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Exactly, ... |
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Literally same, and I have SATs tomorrow so I won't see my phone until 1pm. Kill me now. Putting in orders in hopes my puts get sold and my calls get bought.
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>Kill me now
you're in high school, the fuck are you going to lose, your lunch money? fuck outt... |
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Make sure to let Geico know you are a Berkshire Hathaway share owner and you receive an additional ~10% off your insurance. For real, it's pretty much the best thing to do since it's only a 1 time payment of like $190 and you get 10% off for life.
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What in t... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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that depends on the price of AMZN on the vesting date. Anyone who was working 3 years ago is rolling in it.
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It doesn't seem like a good deal to me. Too bad they didn't just increase wages and... |
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There was a question in there today on whether or not to balance your checkbook by hand.
I almost choked on my water I laughed so hard
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Post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/9mqz1a/balanging_your_checkbook_outdated_and_useless_or/?utm_sour... |
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I hate myself for not buying calls on days like these
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You should see my GOOGL, AMZN, and NFLX plays... I'm up nearly $500k this week... the market gods smile upon me
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Teach me your ways
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Ditch the charts and learn to ... |
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Money makes you handsome
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Noticed it with Elon too
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Except money returned Elon’s hair.
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Bald looks powerful on bezos at least
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>at least
He doesn't make do with bald. He owns that shit like the souls... |
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1. He's not wrong
2. Do you work in an office with a clock from 1960? I swear they had that same on in the Apollo 11 mission control
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1. ETF's have to [invest that money into the underlying.](https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-etf-files/toy/)
2. I'm ... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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How much you worth right now in MU buddy?
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low $2M, up about $620k today @ $60.38
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Very nice, I'm sitting here happy with my 10k. But I think you made more on MU than this entire sub com... |
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And yet the market is only marginally down today
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Because it is an insignificant event being sensationalized by a media that absolutely fucking hates him.
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The presidents lawyer implicating the president as a co-conspirator in a felony invo... |
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It's only a loss if you sell.
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What if the options expire worthless? Can I keep them and never lose?
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Check with RobinHood customer support and get back to us.
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They wont give me the options I so desire
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor. Ma... |
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U can keep ur bf. No thanks.
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It’s not a loss until you sell ;)
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You already lost when you married him
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Jesus Christ . Burned worse then their portfolio. Savage.. I like you.
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We have separate portfol... |
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(Young) idiots are using it, i.e. the easiest demographic to sell your shit to.
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Sell what shit?
Do they even have products?
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Yeah they have this thing called online advertising. Are you on Snapchat?
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Yeah moviepass couldv... |
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How do you get enough cash to put in $300,000 into a brokerage account? How much is in your 401K?
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Make 200k a year (lawyer or banker?). Spend 80k a year, save about 70k a year if you're purposefully frugal.
By the time you're 30 you have more than that. ... |
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Is this that shithole with the clunk alarm and free pizza days?
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Yaa... I have a membership there and you really cant beat the price. 24 hour is 30 a month and PF is 10. I got massive gains financially and physically from these dudes. Never actually seen an... |
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I don’t give a fuck who’s kneeling or who’s bending over, just please make the red go away.
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daddy trump will give us a great deal before christmas
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This nigga really calling a grown man daddy
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I mean... that's pretty common... |
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It closed at 236.74 on the 24th, in the money.
OP, did you have the funds to cover the purchase? If not, did your broker immediately sell the position and spank you?
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He was long though... Why would it be a debit?
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Cash payment for pur... |
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It's like none of you retards know how AMD works.
It jumps up $1, people sell, buy back in, it spikes, people sell, buy back in etc.
It's literally doing the same thing it's been doing for a long time. It'll be ok sweetheart.
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But I want my yacht *now*.
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Marx said workers should own the means of production. The problem is Marx was a moron who didn’t understand that’s exactly what the stock market is.
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I think that's the entire point. The shares of a company shouldn't be owned by external shareholders but ... |
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High school history teacher. Fucking kill me.
It’s actually not too bad besides shit pay
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Serious question, do you guys still teach stuff that's just completely not true? Like Christopher Columbus and really stupid short sighted reasons for wars, etc.... |
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You didn’t speak up when trump bamboozled everyone else. Now that you are bamboozled, I’m afraid there is no one left to stand up with you.
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They first came for the Latinos, but you didn't speak out; then they came for the Dreamers, you still didn't speak ou... |
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Elon leaves the white house council, TSLA to the moon!
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haha, watch Elon not leave.
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As stupid as this is ... this could be the catalyst for the TSLA bubble bursting.
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lol no, TSLA is already in a great position with exi... |
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Well neither god OR satan give a shit one way or another about children in Africa. Oh well, I just hope I can count on snap losing another 20+ cents tomorrow.
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I like 20cents as a lower boundry. If we saw, say, 6.25 by EoD; I'd jizz in your pants
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You guys did [buy the dip](https://imgur.com/a/bHzfWcR) today right?
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I did.
Trump blinked. He showed just how much the stock market was rattling him.
I didn't buy no dip because he thought it was a good idea. I did it because he's cracking under pressu... |
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Do you go to UM?
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No. I do go to a school that you could call UM but not THE UM.
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So not the University of Miami?
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I don't go there. Wish I did, it was 15 degrees at my school last night.
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U of Montana?
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Where'd you find that kind of leverage, faggot?
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CFD's you American fucking pleb.
Come ride Kangaroos and go broke faster like me faggot
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Hmmm, CFDs... probably as soon as you try to close your 1MM position the site will "magicaly" go do... |
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What the fuck is today everything gapped down 2-3%
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Definitely not Trump threatening another government shutdown or anything...
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Democrats need to start taking border control seriously like they did in the 90s. Too bad they get too many v... |
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Here's the real bad news. Even though this stuff is shitty for the stock market, Trump's reelection odds [have never been higher](https://www.predictit.org/Market/3698/Who-will-win-the-2020-US-presidential-election). (He's up about 10% over the last 90 days).
Trump voters w... |
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Sell 1 at open to trick the market
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I do that but it usually only half tricks the market so I can unload half slightly higher, then it all tanks and I'm worse than if I would've sold all at open. Lets see how spy calls do tomorrow.
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Do y... |
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What the literal fuck
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In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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WeWork customers... |
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Ask him if he remembers when GE wasn’t in the DOW
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I remember when GE didn’t even exist at all, and I stood in Varrock begging people to trade with me
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Ah back when it was all about the lobbys instead of tendies.
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Man I reme... |
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Was going to say FNMA. But instead how about some Facebook calls
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I'm trying to make money, brother
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Why?
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I want to buy a house, retire early, do drugs and bang hookers.
What about you?
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You'll sti... |
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Wow.... Sorry for your loss. That's fucking brutal
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It's not a loss until he sells haha
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Well it's an options call.. so until he sells or it expires
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Woosh
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It’s insured.
Change my mind.
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Ok I’ll try. It isn’t.
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The money people lose from getting margin called is directly used to insure the 3% interest.
They're swimming in cash.
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But are they or the federal government ... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trum... |
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i just figure out how to generate millions risk free!
become a hacker ,
buy puts on a company
hack the company
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"Risk free"
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less risk than half the shit on this sub
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>Insider trading is less risk than shorting TSLA
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She was trying to fly first class. Those tickets are exponentially higher than coach
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Unlimited woodfords though. Also physical separation from the unwashed masses which is always worth it.
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I never understand why they seat them first thoug... |
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Some people do genuinely hate him and I have no doubt that it might go as far as threatening his life.
How seriously they're to be taken is up for debate, despite this you can never be too careful if you're in his position.
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"Some people do genuinely hate ... |
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Guess he had the right post but wrong timing
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You have more karma on this comment than I do across the posts. Typical reddit
Edit: wtf my post got like 30 karma this guy screenshots my shit and it’s up 2k. I can’t win on pointless things either lately
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
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And it's gone!
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Indeed. Wasted 10 minutes coming up with this
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Why what happened?
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Chinese will prolly impose their own tariffs, this time worth 50B instead of the puny 3B they announced a few days ago
https://www.cnbc.com/... |
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I sympathize. I lost my cousin to suicide. He joked about it a lot too. We didn't really take it seriously at the time.
But you're not gonna find much support for this message here. We're all a bunch of assholes that use gallows humor and name calling to make ourselves feel... |
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Wait till donnie tweets from the blue
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The market is doing great so it's a garuntee that he'll screw this up with a random tweet
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>garuntee
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I can garuntee that you must be fun at parties
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I am at a mild chuckle right now.. aren't you the guy who posted yesterday about the $15 amd calls and everyone bashed how dumb this was? If the previous statement is correct and you are a true wsb I know you aren't going to cash out your profits and will get ripped on AMD M... |
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Total clickbait garbage. Typical BI. “Bloomberg terminals” don’t “get” anything. Somebody at Bloomberg set up a system to ping company websites for updates. Sometimes they’re successful and get earnings releases before they are made public — due to laziness by the company do... |
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lol and what about now?
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Stocks on sale. Neat.
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id love it if you think its a stock, would make a lot of sense
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Everything you buy is a stock.
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no
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WTF I HATE DONALD NOW!
fucking orange faggot, just when I was about to break even he does this!?
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This right here. I was THIS CLOSE to being back in the black. Fuck this Oompa Loompa.
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I just don't understand why he did this
The liberal... |
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How deep were you in the hole at your lowest?
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I was down about 800. So roughly 50%
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What led you to those dark times?
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Betting on FDA approvals and failing miserably
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What the fuck do you do in that situation really?
Fly to a country with no extradition?
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Basically hire a bankruptcy attorney and prove the losses were legitimate and not losses because you withdrew it for Vyvanse and strippers.
Although...him not having a... |
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joke aside... i just realized the Tesla SHOULD be able to run on the moon, batteries don't need air.
although it would overheat pretty quickly without cooling so it could probably only go for short stints.
but still, if they do get a Tesla on the moon at some point th... |
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It's actually quite the amazing phenomenon.
- Market to children
- Adults join "cool new thing" to stay hip
- Kids leave for the next big thing
- Adults now ingrained in "cool new thing"
- Switch ads to target adults
- Adults have money to spend anyway
Is happening on face... |
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WTF does this have to do with anything? Why should the lawyer have not been allowed to visit the US?
"muh deep state" get the fuck out of here with this shit
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Because she was previously denied a visa.
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So she reapplied under "extrao... |
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Wsb getting to r/all was terrible for the sub
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Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular
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Kid at work casually mentioned that he trades on Robinhood and that he wants "to get Musky" with Tesla stocks. I just chuckled and told him tha... |
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Legit all we had to do was buy puts on NVDA and be rich. If we only knew
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You still can. Tomorrow is another day.
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But it might go up
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But it might go down again
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ohh you're right
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oof, that flat line section really speaks to me.
its that point where you've lost a ton so you say, "let me take a step back here and process my mistakes, I will learn what I did wrong and make all this back once I boost my confidence back up"
then, you've licked your woun... |
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I thought this was awesome until I realized you only own 2 shares. LOL
GFY
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I was 11 and my shitstain of a father wouldn't let me trade options, what was I gonna do?
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What about when you were 18, or 21, or 23?
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Time out. ... |
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Depends what kind. It’s an effective way to shield investments from taxation if you do it right.
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Didn't think this would turn into an actual discussion, but how so?
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Look up whole life insurance vs term life insurance. Blew my mind when I ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I dumped my 7.5k shares... Decided $188 in gains is better than a $3k loss. I might buy back in if it drops by half, but even then will probably limit position to just 1k shares
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First off the stock isn't going to 0 so how could you lose $3k?
Second $188 in... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Got a link to original? I haven't trolled anyone today. This looks perfect.
Edit: Well that was fun http://imgur.com/a/6BFBD
## Speaker_0: ##
https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/6blfxx/the_us_stock_market_does_nothing_but_enslave/
Get in here.
## Spe... |
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Sure, short the biggest gaming company in the world in a bull market just before christmas during an economic expansion. What could go wrong?
## Speaker_1: ##
it’s the 6th biggest. behind sony, tencent, microsoft, nintendo and activision
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Only two of thos... |
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>Where did I find this guy Jerome? Oh well, you can’t win them all!
My sides, lmao. What fucking timeline is this where the POTUS tweets this stuff about his own Fed chair nomination.
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What worries me is why would he tweet this when Powell speaks about s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If I buy TSLA right now I can make all those numbers red for you.
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This is just my watchlist. My actual holdings are worse: LOGI, SHOP, SQ, AMZN, etc
## Speaker_2: ##
They are? those companies including LOGI area all up big for the year.
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## Speaker_0: ##
people been talking about this for decades now and it will never happen.
The only people who claim it will are gold sellers. China is buying up all our inflation and wants more so its not a problem for USA
## Speaker_1: ##
China's economy hasn't been doing great recently h... |
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if only we followed your advice last time we'd be up 7% instead of down 50%
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Who tf wants single digit gains over 6 months?
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That shit adds up
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Tf do you even mean?
## Speaker_3: ##
it means buy otm spy leaps and roll them ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
fuck, this is actually worrying.
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you know how many idiots follow this guy?
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Yea, so many people call in or just flat out follow his every REEE
## Speaker_0: ##
Do you think the Nasdaq/Dow/SP can actually "Crash" within the next few hours?
&a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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That’s a way better rate than a margin loan. Just saying.
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It was actually 0.13% this year but it fluctuates +- 0.05%
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Is t... |
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Totally !!! Now turn that 662 back to 50K .
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I'm trying to turn in to 10k Monday I dont want to be greedy
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What's your position ?
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Spy Put 266 expire 11/19
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s a long shot
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I... |
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33k in Robinhood....
*A WHOLE NEWWWW WORLDDDDDDD*
## Speaker_1: ##
Is that really RobinHood? I am familiar with the program/application, but not the interface.
## Speaker_2: ##
So you're not familiar ?
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I know the concept and read about it when it came ou... |
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how does this work?
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Goodbye
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This is good for mu
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Mother of god it actually is
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## Speaker_2: ##
Don't worry Cook is gonna say we DRAM prices dripping to below 2016 levels in his opening statements. MU can't sustain this much green
## Speaker_1: ##
I expect nothing less.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol well you can definitely get a motorcycle for under $2k..or you wanting a 2018 GIXXXXXXER for you and your boyfriend? You still have money left bro..think riskier
## Speaker_1: ##
Just a simple ninja 300 or maybe even 400 man.
Think riskier? Got it, SPY 300 july 12 call... |
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