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Walmart is scared shitless of amazon
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Only way I see Walmart surviving long term is by gaining enough online foothold to compete with Amazon (lol) or through anti-competitive shit like this. Too bad they waited too long, and Amazon has enough clout now for i... |
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Post your proof.
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http://imgur.com/a/IDGV2
1000 in AH, and 1000 tomorrow when I feel more confident
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Why wouldn't you just buy JDST?
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Same difference
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I hope you're trolling. In case there are any v... |
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Has anyone really fact checked this?
I know $100,000 was a lot of money back then, but I find it hard to imagine Nike would offer 10% of its equity for a sponsorship deal... some sketchy management if true lol
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It was when Nike was starting out and hadn't l... |
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I could have held longer and made another 2-3k but fuck that noise, I got a solid 4.5k gain there.
EDIT: 12k came from the value when I was averaging down at 8.4 that was a pretty lame hit to my portfolio value
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Congrats. Btw, you don't need ppl on wsb to t... |
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how do i kill myself with my laptop?
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Use the charging cable idiot
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its too weak to hold my body asshole
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Fuck, I forgot everyone here is 300lb+
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I'm not there yet but hopefully these tendies put me over ... |
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lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
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Or because China is dumping their goods to take away all your manufacturing from you and screw you real good in the long run.
About time something was done about this.
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still the best yolo this sub has ever seen.
respek
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It's close but not the best. Last November a guy bought 250k of spy call spreads and sold them all in January for almost 2mil. When you start reaching 6 digits it gets harder and harder to keep getting ma... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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Jesus Christ, how much money is that? Do us all a favor, sell at open and don’t come back to markets at least until 2019.
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Oh trust me I’m done after today.... except for 1 more large lotto..... going all in on John Deere puts whose with me
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Yes they are futures on margarine, similar to other commodities like livestock or corn. They shortened it to margin when trading used to be done on a trading floor by shouting across the room, hence the term "margin call" was born.
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> shouting across t... |
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I don't trust a guy with a set up from 2008 when the housing market collapsed.
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Whatever that means
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Those monitors are super old and those speakers are mid 98. Also did you get the mouse from goodwill ?
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It runs Bloo... |
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When America does well, the world does well. All hail our economic god emperor. Hail President Trump!
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Nah
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Why do radical liberals hate gainz?
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Personally I don't, but I had a lot of those under the last guy too so I' m not... |
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Usually I have to check if the tweets I see on here are real because they're so fucking crazy. This time I had to check because it actually makes sense.
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Getting rid of the EUs tariffs has always been his end goal. Only people who believe the TDS media haven... |
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Glad to see someone on here took advantage today. I just sat around fingering my butt like ‘nah it can’t go any higher’. Goddamn.
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If the tax bill doesn't pass this will all disappear fast.
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Tax bill. We're in another housing bubble. We're i... |
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I can't believe some of these faggots talked me out of selling last week. I have no one to blame buy myself....
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Sounds like you wanna blame someone though...
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Read my post faggot. I take full responsibility.
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So I ... |
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Take that 409 and buy urself a decent hooker
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OP belongs to the fairer sex.
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Easy, just be the hooker and make the money back in a month
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You are terrible and I love you.
On a serious note: hang in there, OP
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This is by far the worst company and business model to be publicly traded in recent history. I cannot accept that it was ever meant to survive.
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Believe it or not there are homosexuals here that will tell you there's a viable business model under the sur... |
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Hopefully the people wrapped their investment in this “hedge” fund as an LLC, so the LLC can just file for Ch11 and they just walk away from that debt.
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depends on their trading relationship.
If they kept the trading accounts in the names of their customers... |
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The Panic of the WSB faggots 2018
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when im on my gold rowboat funded by QQQ puts i will be the one laughin
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How would that not sink?
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Floating is not a matter of the weight of the object you want to float, but the volume of ... |
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Realtalk for a second, I was under the impression that Robinhood made all its money from Gold accounts and the only share fees it charged were the standard SEC and FINRA fees. Am I wrong?
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The joke is that ETFs have expense ratios, their fees are built in. Y... |
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Download Robinhood
Throw some of your paycheck into growth ETFs with zero commissions
Congrats, now the stock market going up is good news for your poor ass.
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~~Most~~ many working adult Americans have a 401k anyway.
The fact that the average worker neve... |
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Elon just wants to stand on Mars in his Tesla pod vehicle while it carries him towards the summit of Mount Olympus. Meanwhile he watches another SpaceX BFR touch down softly in the Martian dust in the distance. His Neural net allows him to see a diagram under the surface... |
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I think you people vastly overestimate how much money you need to be happy
I can go out to the club get black out drunk and fuck some bitch for like....$150 multiply that by 4 weekends a month that still isnt shit
A nice car doesn't do shit for you nor does a nice house... |
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http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
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Man that shit is depressing
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So is $16k to 0 in one year, at least for OP.
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this sub is full of posts like this, terrible advice, and many people here are straight up addicted to gambli... |
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We all need to wait for the spike a little higher and then grab puts for the decay.. grab puts on uvxy as it spikes. You wont regret it.
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Can you explain UVXY?
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It tries to track volatility. So when we have days like today it spikes up fast ... |
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Depends what kind. It’s an effective way to shield investments from taxation if you do it right.
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Didn't think this would turn into an actual discussion, but how so?
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Look up whole life insurance vs term life insurance. Blew my mind when... |
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This is the most competent speech I've seen from Trump
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So you are saying that he stuck to reading from the prompter?
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Beats fire and fury
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Fire and fury was a hell of a quote. MAGA
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Why are you down voti... |
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Chaturbate tokens
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Why
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Gotta tip the girls who are dancing next to the Bloomberg TV monitors
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Please tell me this is a thing
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How else does one day trade?
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No I mean legit cam gir... |
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Dude, cash advance fees are like 20-35% or some lame number. If you're gonna do something stupid, at least do something less stupid like taking out a personal loan for interest around 5-15%.
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1.5% for me
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that's the transaction fee, lol, ... |
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If SNAP survives this recession, may be a viable pick up.
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What recession? The one that a couple analyst project? I really think the whole idea of a recession has been sensationalized. I'll believe it when I see it
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Umm okay. You keep... |
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$DIS is such a cult . Those that don't live in cali or Florida might not see it as much, but living close to Disneyworld you see how insane people are for anything disney. It's like a religion and way of life here. Idk how the stock traded flat for forever in the greatest bu... |
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Washington has had such a little affect on Wall Street that I don't think either situation will be that bad.
We've come to learn that with to set extremely low expectations for Congress. Hopefully the Street has too,
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Actually, tax reform is something th... |
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This doesn't fit. The guy in the video makes the safe, high probability play but loses.
WSB would make the low probability play and lose.
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Guy has 2 pair. He's all-in with 2 pair.
>The guy in the video makes the safe, high probability play but loses.... |
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Pretty sure he got better treatment than some of the investers of XIV with that helmet and all
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Did wsb start meming it before or after it crashed?
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After, probably as soon as that guy posted his 4 million loss.
Not gonna lie I got a ... |
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>I myself have a degree in philosophy and quit my job working with the department of education because the amount of bureaucracy and expected workload was overwhelming
Couldn't handle that stressful government work
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Well, depending on what he actually di... |
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haha
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Idk whats so funny
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This sub is not for you my friend. You should only gamble with money you don't care about losing. I know we see idiots taking loans out and doubling their money, but thats not how it usually goes unless you know ... |
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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Yo what the fuck
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you are famous now
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do not want
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Faggot
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Monsant actually makes a product and got kicked out for Twitter. What a time to be alive.
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Monsanto makes a herbicide spray that also gives pets cancer on a regular basis. Twitter makes a platform for a single orange man to move the markets.
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Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in... |
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Banned for being profitable
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Banned for saying banned
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Banned for saying banned to someone saying banned
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Banned for breathing
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Yo wtf I dont breath. I eat air.
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Well, shit.
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It’s ok, he sold all of Sear’s “good” (Not total shit) real estate to his own company, Seritage Growth Properties. Eddie “Lampray” will be just fine. I’m shorting whatever he touches next
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Can he please touch Comcast or Verizon... |
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You know...we always joke here about WSB investors being gamblers in disguise...I'm actually starting to believe the autistic nature of this sub.
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lol it's not a joke
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Tell that to my very carefully put together DD which caused me to buy NVD... |
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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he means not having to work to live while others do ... |
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Sound fatherly advice.. let’s just throw FA out the window. Who cares if the companies are growing or have good financial statements.. if you use their shit, buy ‘em!
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What’s funny is this is a quote pretty closely related to what Warren Buffet said.
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RIP to a fallen soldier
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dude, how do you have this much time?
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Do I look like I'm employed?
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i would employ the fuck out of you
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Thank you.
I've applied to a few places but I never get a call back.
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How the hell do you have a ... |
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clearly its /u/flipdipskipnip you mongoloid
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Lmaoo
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banned?
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Not yet.
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What? No MU Aug $90 calls? Sanjay is disappointed.
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Fuck MU.
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You don't F MU; MU F you....ju... |
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Can't Goldman just short themselves? I'm sure Bank of America did..
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I would absolutely love to see the SEC shitstorm that results from that.
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Not straight short stock, or buy puts/sell naked calls or whatever you want to see as "normal" sho... |
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Disclaimer: CPA.
1256 contracts.
Be an active participant in Rental properties that throw off some gnarly depreciation for sick paper losses.
Start a side business.
Tax gain harvest. Tax loss harvest.
Take a tax holiday to a foreign country and roll pre-tax money to ... |
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Lol it was a one time thing, I panicked because I clicked the wrong option. I underwrite loans so I don't deal with trading, don't work at a big bank.
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Sure thing kid. Anyone who's ever used an ATM machine before would know the difference between deposit an... |
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OP's still talking about mutual funds when ETFs exist. You either haven't lost enough money yet, or are beyond book learnin'.
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Commenter is still talking about ETFs when holding companies and private equity firms exist.
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I applaud you... |
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legal hedge funds can only be for accredited investors. i'm sure everyone here qualifies.
or you can go the route of that 15 y.o. Jay---nuuuug trader who runs an algo for his clients.
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What if we pool the money in a shell corporation which would act as the... |
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400 left. you can do a lot with that
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Time to join hit up the MLM lady on Facebook with my 400 initial investment
Edit: I can’t edit my post so I’ll add the edit here.
If the problem is only losing a lot of money, I wound never think about ending my life... |
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Films called Margin Call, good watch
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Nice it's on Netflix, I'll be watching it soon!
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watching it at my desk now.
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That should save you from killing yourself since you can’t stare at the red on your account.
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The same thing I do everyday, cheer MSFT to 113.
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fishychicken, is that you?
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I miss that guy
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They banned him. Bunch of athiest commie fags banned the lord of MSFT tendies and we immediately crashed.
Please Ready All Ya... |
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Who cares how America is doing if I can be filthy fucking rich instead.
I’ll just take my bags of cash and become an ex-pat somewhere that isn’t a mess if it gets that bad.
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Still rather be here than pretty much anywhere else. Europe look d good but now i... |
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Imagine being in her position? It's like being water specialist in California rn.
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Hahaha dude you should match her, get her to trust you that's how you get real insider info
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More like "inside-her" info, am I right my boy?!
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Plz $110 open baby.
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I will not curse at a windows 10 update for the rest of the year
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I will never pirate windows again.
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I will fucking change my default browser to bing
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Ok woah now, thats a ... |
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Nice job, what did you just score on? Don't say DIS
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AMD one and only
JD
Have been rolling my calls like mad lol
Edit: $205k now lol
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What does rolling my calls mean? Buying and selling them?
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Google it
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Liberals are actually a meme. He posted that comment in a response to my comment about how only the poor and financially irresponsible support the democrats
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People always think its the rich hating the poor.
It's often times the poor hating the poor.
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WE
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WUZ
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KANGZ
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SHIET
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$140k ain't lambo money
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He could lease one. https://www.lamborghinila.com/lease-specials.htm
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Who the fuck puts 50k down then pays 160k in payments to NOT own a car?
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Rich people
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I’d be so rich if I... |
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I don't get it what are we supposed to be laughing at here? Leaving out the other 7 years of the Obama recovery to make Don look good?
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Or ignoring the fact that people tend to sit on money leading up to elections to wait and see which stocks are most likely... |
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He is right to be honest. And this will end with other countries dropping tariffs for a new massive bull run.
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I’m not a fan of how he does it, but there are absolute elements to his ends.
Also fuck the media whenever they report the USA wanting to put tari... |
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Step 1: Buy a Tesla Model S
Step 2: Buy a ton of weekly puts
Step 3: Light your Tesla on fire and say the battery blew up. Take a video and post it all over the internet.
Step 4: Sell your puts as the stock starts tanking.
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I'm unaware of the legality ... |
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos an... |
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> as they have access to their product restricted
Why though
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because the big players will try to shutdown any upcoming competition. competition is bad for profits.
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Wouldn't only ISP's have the ability to manipulate that?
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You're missing the best part; a half hour later he says this:
> "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy t... |
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July is gonna have so many fucking gun purchases as everyone that is paranoid preps for the race war. I honestly don't think sales can go any higher than this month and August (even with Hillary) so I think I'm gonna sell after their earnings report.
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Does t... |
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Hate people who make these pics. yeh everything is simple with hindsight.
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It’s fucking stupid. Amazon IPO’d at $18 a pop in 97’.
Don’t we all wish we could of jumped on that tendies train?
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Beats my parents sold around 20k of amazon in 2... |
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Up $40k and holding
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damn, nice dude. Saw your post about 17k shares
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Takes money to make money
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Eh...or some luck and a bit of good sense. My current net worth was earned in less than a year by trading starting from ... |
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The Volfefe index is going crazy right now.
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Am going to miss the trump presidency once it ends. This type of volatility will never ever happen again. Lmfao.
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Im not going to miss this volatility at all. Its a pure guessing game.
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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Good for them. That's really impressive.
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Wholesome comment in WSB?
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I come from /r/all, I don't understand what this subreddit is.
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It's a subreddit where only the finest, smartest, and knowledgeable gentlemen of the world... |
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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on credi... |
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Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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This is why tech companies should hire only top talent. Google, Nvidia, and SpaceX are examples of that. Companies like Raythe... |
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holy shit. down 25%. I sincerely hope you guys have exited.
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I didn't. I'm bleeding
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Neither did I, but I only own 1 share. My tendies ache ��
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LOL what's the point in buying one share? Genuinely curious
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They need to remove the circuit breakers
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Fuck yes. There's no upward circuit breakers. If they really believe in a free efficient market, let everyone PDT and no circuit breakers.
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There are upward circuit breakers for individual stocks
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Practicing futures trading ES around a 50 day MA. Just fake money tomorrow, but maybe the real thing Tuesday. Fuck this 3 day trades a week nonsense.
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Stock market is open on Friday until noon
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I mean fuck the PDT rules. You can make ... |
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What the fuck do you do in that situation really?
Fly to a country with no extradition?
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Difficult being Canadian, not only can he not go to any country with a US extradition treaty, but he also can't go to any EU country or country with an EU extradition t... |
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YoY 29.6% +11K
Lost 6K doing stupid shit after trump got elected. Thought I’d never get it back, it seemed so much back then. Since then, I’ve lost that amount repeated so many times... so fucking numb... but hey! I beat the SPY!
https://imgur.com/a/es55U
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Get more loans and do it again!
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why would you need loans when you have liquid $35k
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because free money. My credit card litterally gave me 10k. I can't figure out how they make money.
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when you take the loan, the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hope your joking.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm not, totally thought it delisted tomorrow and was going to tell him in the morning oops
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Out of morbid curiosity, please share that talk with us.
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I'll let you know what happens, as long as he gets... |
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The Arabic in the top right means “mercy” in case anyone was wondering
Edit- the font is weird and kinda grainy so it may also mean “the pleasure” or “the reaction”
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Why can you read that? I'm calling the police.
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*ICE
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*C... |
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All hail AutoMod
## Speaker_1: ##
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hey guys I'm a normal idiot over here. Is it normal for people to spread out their puts like the image posted?
## Speaker_1: ##
with big positions, yes. as the strikes get further otm they become exponentially cheaper so it's basically like supplementing a directional play ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Honestly this is great, and it’s cool that you’re sharing this with WSB, but I would say most of us here have like between $500-5k in buying power. So this isn’t really possible. Can something like this be scaled down?
## Speaker_1: ##
Like I said, if you have a margin acc... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
ebay has these like $1 shit even though it comes from china and takes 3 weeks + to come , its really a steal if you need to buy butt plugs or something and dont mind waiting, amazon is just fast but not necessarily cheap
## Speaker_0: ##
Just buy from aliexpress then. Sa... |
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I'm still stuck on why he would bother to type that shit into his phone and blast it out to the world. Dude is 73, how is he that immature?
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now imagine if someone like that would become a president
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He actually said he was going to run - wh... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
So why don't you grab 220's dumb dumb.
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck it, 210.
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Lose your money, I don't care.
## Speaker_0: ##
I know deep down you care about everyone in this sub.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Deeply. I just want to spit in your mouth until you... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I use to work at a insurance company, that acquired and had a lot of legacy contracts from the 1980's. The most I personnaly saw had a fixed rate account of 8.5%.
Another barn burner was the guy that threw an $1,800 payment into a 25 year deferred annuity in the mid-80's t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Has all the tools available in the most opportunity rich country in the world, living at the best time in the history of mankind, and uses physical violence (the literally most basic animal behavior) against a fucking statue. I'll bet his net worth is very, very low, and rat... |
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Should sell for $420.69 a share. What is he thinking
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nice
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nice
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nice
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nice
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## Speaker_0: ##
Too late now? Imagine the lawsuits
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I’m worried the market makers might pull a $PCG and fuck us all in AH. “Company announces buybacks” or some shit
## Speaker_1: ##
No way they are going to do buybacks. They are going to have to hoard cash and hope law... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How does that math work out? Are the jobs done by robots?
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It’s almost like the unemployment rate that is usually advertised is a sham and doesn’t account for true unemployment or under employment.
## Speaker_2: ##
What is true unemployment? Why would under... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If Trump wants to start a recession because he wants to strike a match against our own industries and get them going again. I fully support it. 100 percent.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Between this shit and that post you made about the federal reserve...you need to do some book lea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If he's releasing it, it doesn't hurt him. Watch it'll screw Dems over.
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The issue is that they want the whistleblower statement and he's not letting them see it. That's why $SPY briefly went up when he tweeted then went down. So idk let's see. I don't thin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Idc how determined you are. Who drinks water like that?
## Speaker_1: ##
I drink water with my upper lip below the upper lip of the water. is that the right way to do it?
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Are you asking us the proper way to drink water?
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fuck yeah i am
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