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Better than a chick i know who works in administration at a retail bank and tells people she's an ibanker
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Haha I knew a girl like that. She always talked about her time in "IB" but somehow the job she took immediately after was an admin role.
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I’m sure someone can write code that would be able to buy every combo online if your state allows you to buy online
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600m requests / 48 hours until drawing = 145 requests per second. Doable, assuming you don't get blacklisted for spam.
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Got... |
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Yesterdays rally was fucking insane, who knows about today, same again? :/
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A 1% broad market increase is "a rally" that is "fucking insane"? That's just a normal day in a relatively calm market. It's neither a "rally" nor "insane", it's just normal moveme... |
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You're a bigger faggot than him
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You're equally as clueless as him, making your opinion irrelevant.
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Your portfolio is shit ive made more than you in an hour than you've made in 10 years
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The fuck. I would ban both of you f... |
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Who cares if a company is profitable anymore? That went out of style like 5 years ago
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"Scalable" is the new profitable.
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I wish this sub could take a group of 18 year old finance & econ students and see what we could turn them into....
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Weeks? Try days.
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Days? Try literally the second after my order fills
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When you buy and you're down 10% in minutes ��
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Options are great
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Options ruined me. I'm not satisfied till I hit 100% gain ^^or ^^^... |
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shorting 20000 shares
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The direction of your trade is obviously correct (in a vacuum) as SUNE is obviously a failed company but goddamn are you ever stupid for stepping in front of a small cap stock with a huge short interest on margin- you may be right b... |
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I can't wait for this to go absolutely nowhere
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Seriously. It's going somewhere and it's going to be... Tax payers not paying to ship Amazon packages anymore.
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You do realize that much of USPS's financial issues are related to retiree hea... |
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Why would you use a shitty groupon doctor for something as important as lasik?
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Re: my salary
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That one guy had botched LASIK and killed himself cuz his eyes were in constant searing pain. Sure you wanna gamble your body too?
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How did you know MU would jump?
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Duh just flip a coin
Works 50% of the time
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I was thinking about this yesterday, if it was truly 50% then it would make sense to always take those bets. Given you gain is unlimited and your loss isn't, w... |
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fuck, this is actually worrying.
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you know how many idiots follow this guy?
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Just buy the dip
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Add the /s dude
Too many retards around here that’ll actually do this. We gotta protect our own, even if they are dumb as shit (like... |
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Fucking /r/latestagecalitalism faggots and their inability to differentiate wealth from money. 5 billion wasnt just deposited into his checking account.
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The problem is that they're so retarded they don't even know they're retarded; at least we know we're au... |
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Why the hell do other currencies use commas and periods backwards that's stupid and aesthetically not pleasing.
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How many yards in a mile?
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1760.
You can remember it by "It's almost 1776, but it isn't".
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... that's how I r... |
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Except FB doesn’t make money off how many people are in FB. FB makes money on ad clicks, so ask her how often she clicks on ads/promoted posts. The number might surprise you and that’s the real DD.
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I asked her. She said she doesn’t know where the adds are.
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What kind of autismo are you that you are in a non finance/engineering field?
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My degree in pan-racial gender-liquid studies will pay off one day, you'll see. You'll all see.
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Degree in philosophy here. More money than my friends who studied... |
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/r/me_irl no longer has reddit's biggest bamboozle
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[fuckin called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5qyezp/all_packed_up_ready_to_ship/dd3m8xs/)
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What happened at the stream? Any videos I missed it
I have come to the co... |
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Oh I'm definitely evil, if being a cocky asshole that doesn't care about shit counts as being evil now. But conservative? Not really, more centrist.
We're just a bunch of greedy gambling degenerates and i could not be prouder to be a part of it.
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If yo... |
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And stocks are up .....
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They are also down.
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You can't explain that.
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magnets how do they work?
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Seriously though how the fuck do magnets work
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When two oppositely charged poles love ea... |
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I'm more impressed with that AMZN order.
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I may or may not have completely tilted in that moment and went full margin
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What are the dimensions of your testicles?
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Lol it’s amazon, it’s not going anywhere but up
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This movie is fucking hilarious
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What is it? ��
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Schindler’s list
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Fuck you. I just spat blue gatorade all over my new white shirt.
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Start chugging with your asshole and you'll never have to worry about th... |
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Under armor. Watching to see if it breaks $30.
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If I wanted to get into stock trading, and maybe just have like 300-400 to dick around with, what would be my best option? There are websites for this, right?
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Get robinhood. Make sure to follo... |
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As a lefty I just want to say how much of a loser Clinton is for not being able to beat trump. Like holy shit. Anyone else would’ve easily beaten this guy. Stupid bitch
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All the Dems had to do was send somebody to the election who wasn't one of the most hate... |
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Ill give you a serious answer. There was a poll on here a while ago and >50% of the people that replied were engineers of some type or another in our late 20's or early 30's.
The consensus was that we had disposable income that we didnt know what to do with, had too muc... |
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this stock prints more money than the fucking government holy shit, another 5.5% today
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Imagine being the lucky bastards working for this company with thousands of options
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I applied for a job a few months back. Fuckers denied my ass. ... |
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Your missing the entire making money part that public companies have to do
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When they’ve saturated the market it’ll come. Amazon did the same thing. Obviously amazon has surpassed what anyone ever thought but losses initially for market share can be a good s... |
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Remember, when playing the lottery you can either win or lose, which means you have a 50% chance of winning!
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"you can't win if you don't play"
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Technically, this is true. You also can't lose if you don't play.
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False, y... |
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weekly options. bet 20k on 3M earnings and profit 27k easy - calls or puts, you can't go wrong
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> calls or puts, you can't go wrong
Why calls **or** puts when it could be calls **and** puts. 100% guaranteed win!!
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Straddle options. Shit... |
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Real question is how did your parents and family react. Genuinely interested in this.
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I am his family, hes a faggot.
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his family didn't react only friends did, and yes he is a faggot
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How do you know the first part of th... |
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Fuck that reminds me I had a 1.3 BT account.
Fuck ^fuck ^^fuck ^^^where ^^^is ^^^my ^^^goddamn ^^^account
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This is what reminds you?
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To be honest I started in 2014 just to try it out and abandoned it in 2015. It was worth something like $2... |
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Yes it should totally be fine as long as you made sure to inform your fellow wsb'ers what the company is ��
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I mean if it’s posted on a public forum it’s no longer an insider secret right?
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I've yet to see a straight answer on this lol
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You still need $1600 more, which is +0.16% and not 0.01, so don’t bullshit us. Go buy a fucking yacht or something, fag.
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Actually broke the two comma portfolio the other day so it’s not representative of today’s moves necessarily.
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What ... |
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Damn. I really wanted to see some post-prison livestreams on YouTube
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And to think YouTube may not even be around/popular in 7 years
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Really? I don't see any video website even possesses the potential to overthrow YouTube right now. I know ... |
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This looks like a complete non-event. They keep trying to get him to talk about obstruction of justice and collusion, but it aint happening.
EDIT: No direct comment on obstruction of justice or collusion by Comey. Keeps saying that it's Mueller's job now and that he's not g... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He didnt outpace inflation. This is econ 101. He gained dollars but lost value. Should have invested in MU i... |
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I'm going to be bagholding this shit for months, aren't I.
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How many shares?
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700 shares of MJX at 33.70. So technically not at baghoolding status just yet...
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Shit, I dove in at $33.30 today. It'll run back up Monday
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I mean if the president hates America whose looking out for us?
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What is this? Trump is actually doing the dirty work and getting his hands dirty to fix this country for once. He's pretty fucking amazing to be honest
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Honestly put a ... |
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Just once, I'd like you fucks post this shit BEFORE it tops out 20% up...
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Look at his post history numb nuts.
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I never thought I'd see the day you'd stick up for me ily
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Meh. Your flair is staying btw.
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Films called Margin Call, good watch
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Margin Call is a thinly-veiled story of what happened in Lehman Brothers when it went bankrupt in 2008.
I worked for a few years at Barclays, which is the bank that bought out Lehman Brothers. The group I worked with w... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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He won’t serve the full 7. But this is bullshit, way way too harsh.
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There is no parole in the federal system anymore. He can get credit fo... |
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This actually seems like a good idea, you're not going to get margin called, 4% is easy to beat with a relatively tame strategy (hell just buy QQQ and wait). Collect the difference between return and the loan interest and you've made good money using none of your own.
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Fuck that communist parrot
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He's almost the opposite of a communist
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Just this week:
“Take the guns first, worry about due process after.”
“He is president for life. It’s great, maybe we will try that one day.”
Started a trade war.
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Ive been trying to sell puts today all my stops got wiped out, I'd wait till next week for there to be any momentum.
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I don't need momentum I just need it to slow it's descent. And I'm willing to roll indefinitely until it fully rebounds should it contin... |
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It’s like he refuses to believe he is having any impact on the market himself.
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He seemed to believe he was totally responsible for it in 2017.
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What was responsible for 2017? Serious question
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Synchronized global growth, de... |
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I had $200 liquid at 3pm today and decided to yolo 2 Nov 17' $14 puts. Fuckin lolllllll at snap
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$200 YOLO? You livin' in a box?
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No, he's just the average poster in r/personalfinance
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All my shit is wrapped up in real inve... |
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fuck steph curry, short this bitch
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isn't he already short?
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6'3". Short for an NBA player, tall for a normal human being.
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6'3" ≈ 1.91 metres
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If only he'd had $100 to invest he'd've been a millionaire.
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he had more money to invest than most WSBers
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Please, don't confuse WSB and Robinhood. They have no money and we are in the negative.
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I tried to fund my suret... |
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How is this shit so confusing for people?
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Literally 25% of RHPS are children aka people under the age of 18 who use RH illegally. I'm lost on how it's apparently so easy to get around the sign up.
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it’s so easy to get options on RH.
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oh it should be 7/13 I guess. Whatever. wizdaddy is my random options picker i made because i already pick them mostly at random, and lost every time because I'm dumb.
it's weighted to look at the performance of the last few days and some stupid sentiment analysis stuff ... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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WHY DID THEY HAVE TO RELEASE IT AFTER 6 pm. ROBIN HOOD FUCk YOU
But foreal. We will carry SPY 500 by ourselves with these gains.
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? what would you have done if it was released before 6pm
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go 100% all in. I was being conservative and only p... |
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spoiler alert: it goes up.
i know your a mod and all but this is kinda pathetic even 4 u.
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≥>Shitpost
>According to my intense DD from the shitter, we may see another 20% gain soon.
>spoiler alert: it goes up.
> i know your a mod and a... |
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most bears are the fags trading with $500 accounts
nobody gives a shit
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��Gangbanger here. I typically have [$100-150k](https://ibb.co/9q2MGc6) in my RH fun money account. But, no loss porn, because I exited my puts for G20.
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China has made this announcement three years in a row and never actually acted on it.
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Don't tell that to the idiots.
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It always causes a short term bump so money can be made.
But they will definitely crash it again. This trade war isn't o... |
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The funny part for me is how it seems like the price goes up $100 every time someone mentions the pricing on the new model
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$1500 now, thanks
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$1600 if you want to use it to make phone calls*
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no way i'm spending 1700 on ... |
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it could not go up and expire worthless but at least that's not -1000%
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The amount of people here I see talking about writing naked calls and puts...like why?
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What I mean is - so many people here taking unnecessary risk ... |
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That Start Over button is going to come handy soon when you mature from Robinfag and learn what options are.
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This is so true; I really wish I had a start over button.
I had been holding just stocks and was pretty happy with close to 50% gains over two ... |
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Kiss my $25k in calls goodbye
edit: proof for the doubters: https://imgur.com/a/so395Ju
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I'm new and out of the loop. Anyone willing to explain?
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People put a little girl statue in front of the bull of Wall Street as a symbol of women's right etc
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What I would like to see instead (and originally took for granted was already ther... |
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Betting $250k, shit posting on reddit with 4% battery life, teach me how to not give a fuck OP.
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First quit your job with no backup plan, make a years salary in 3 months doing nothing but going to yoga and checking your phone, then pretend like you never mad... |
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I guess you like commissions.
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Unless you're poor RH is so limiting you're better off almost anywhere else. Doesn't take much to get free or cheap trades elsewhere.
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This sub is filled with the poor and soon-to-be poor.
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I just day trade liquid ETFs like SPY, QQQ, EWZ, EEM and NUGT. So much easier not having to research new stocks everyday.
After the market closes I just turn off my platform and don't spend hours looking at god damn charts.
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I'd do that but I don't meet t... |
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well he isn't wrong..cut losses quickly as possible as a day trader and get back in at the bottom
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Was it hard to type with his dick in your mouth?
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You should know cockboy.
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Faggot (insert TM logo here because I'm not g... |
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Whatttt the fuckk. This is Hollywood quality. Wow one of the best meme i’ve ever seen
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If anybody knows someone in production, help a brother out.
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My brother is in production but you’re far too aurtistic for him.
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I got m... |
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That’s what makes it so easy to trade. Buy long dated ITM calls, sell weeklies against them = profit. Easiest most predictable stock personally I’ve ever traded..
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Is there a resource outlining how to sell weeklies against your calls?
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It’s ... |
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"I don't have to verify because I have one of the great memories of all time"
Best line
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Please tell me he actually said this.
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Heard it live on my way to the airport.
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Jesus christ... If I wasn't actually living during hi... |
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-3% lol
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I'm royally fuuuucked.
I bought $1000 CALLs end of month.
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Details? Strike / avg cost?
This shit will bounce back so fast duder; hold those things until the end. The rebound will give momentum to at least break even.
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Dw ppl like u predicted 10 out of the 0 crashes we had since 2010
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Im not really saying there will be one its just a what if scenario, and what would be the best move to not get screwed over...
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Buy very otm spy puts leaps.
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Q: how do you know which stock to put it in?
A: i have a group of advisors that work for me called wallstreetbets.
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20% of the time, they're right every time.
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that's very optimistic
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I went to Walmart and blocked off the water aisle. I've been doing this every day since April.
If this starts trending im gonna make so much fucking money.
I bought a ton of Nestle stocks because everyone is gonna buy chocolate milk when the water gets expensive
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me from ... |
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Judging by your title I don't think you understand phrasing.
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What do you mean?
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It sounds like you had 4k, and now only have $300. Perhaps you meant "made a $300 profit" or "turned 4k into 4.3k"
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Yes that is correct. I gue... |
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Isn't that straight up bribery lol? That's buying the vote.
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Citizens United says this is OK
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Citizens united says ya super PAC can release Hillary the Movie before the 2008 Democratic Primaries, and that it is wrong for the FEC to censor su... |
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You sound like an individual who essentially seeks out information which only confirms what he thinks. I mean, you've got this whole thing "figured out" yet still, it goes against you. Perhaps time to re-evaluate your premises?
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In all honesty, these aren't the signs of a healthy market. Just full wtf
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It's pretty well-known that late-stage bull markets come with extreme volatility
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Pretty much any green day I'm buying puts that expire a week out
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sounds like prostitution with extra steps if you ask me
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No, you see, they work for eachother...
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Oooui, aren't you a riot in college...
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I add to the Rick and Morty joke. You throw in some unoriginal sarcasm. You tell me w... |
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The printscreens poorly edited on MS-Paint are coming....
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We are currently hiring Photoshop expert analysis. We will pay in $NBG shares.
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here's my resume
http://imgur.com/VSAH9iE
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You sound like someone who's expressing... |
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You know what’s almost just as bad? FUCKING COMMAS!!!
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Still doesn’t make sense how other countries use a comma instead of a period. What the fuck, that’s so dumb
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Still doesn't make sense how other countries use Fahrenheit, month/day/year,... |
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Because they have a company full of Jared's that would ruin any IPO. Just look at that sign and tell me I'm wrong.
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^ Kid diddler, you fell right into my trap, Jared.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Right.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm long on Chr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Those people are struggling to build the financial stability needed to raise a child and you told them they're fucked when you could have told them to quadruple that $40k in a week by downloading Robinhood and buying JNUG. You deserved to get banned.
## Speaker_1: ##
I've m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Make an uneducated guess on spy
## Speaker_1: ##
Tech is going up tomorrow. Stronk close. Moon bound.
## Speaker_2: ##
Puts is then.
## Speaker_1: ##
Only if you hate money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Let him find out.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where's dat WuTang album nigga?
## Speaker_1: ##
i think he said he cant release it in his ama
## Speaker_2: ##
why not he owns it lol
## Speaker_3: ##
EDIT: I AM WRONG SEE CORTEX's REPLY TO ME BELOW
Still can't copy it since he doesn't own the copyright. He just owns o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
## Speaker_1: ##
You can buy an electric Benz that looks like a normal Benz.
## Speaker_2: ##
But how does he know its an electric car then?
## Speaker_3: ##
Stickers. Lots of vir... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
A guide is not complete without mention of the Iron Condor.
## Speaker_1: ##
~~IC is a low volatility play.~~
_edit_ just kidding.
## Speaker_0: ##
It's not about strategy, it's about getting to say Iron Condor.
## Speaker_2: ##
Iron Butterfly seems to fit better wit... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why is an oil based country supporting an electric car company?
## Speaker_1: ##
diversification
## Speaker_0: ##
Makes sense. Thanks.
## Speaker_2: ##
To expand on that:
Look at Venezuela. 90% or whatever of their exports are based on oil. When oil tanked, the country... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good luck selling that...
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
## Speaker_2: ##
At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good on you brother :) Nice to see not everyone here is a retarded gambling addict
## Speaker_1: ##
But that makes for a much more fun subreddit.
## Speaker_2: ##
Imagine how much higher you would of been if you added 100 % of every paycheck . OP I hope you learned a less... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
is it still a hedge if u lose both ways??
## Speaker_1: ##
who would have guess that Google crush the earning and FB even miss earning. Rip
## Speaker_2: ##
Google is a conglomerate now, people need to think of them more like Berkshire and less like a 1 trick pony of Ad Re... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol did you "invest" in the dow?
## Speaker_1: ##
Slowly funneling most into tqqq.
## Speaker_2: ##
Triple the leverage, triple the losses! Seriously I made money on red Wednesday, doubled down further out and could’ve sold yesterday for another 200% but didn’t, cuz I’m a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice. Using options for their original purpose. Rare to see.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yea but who wants to own Twitter
## Walls1337bot: ##
Im guessing this is a grab and drop because profit from selling 100 shares of twatter at that price > selling option.
Or this guy just wa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I went through your post history....
Are you legit a Wal-Mart store department manager who drives a 7 series and blows $27,000 on OTM calls?
Are you real life? Are you WSB-incarnate?
## Speaker_1: ##
At the time, I was an assistant driving a 3 series.
## Speaker_2: ##
Y... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Also now that warren buffet is dead he will get his stake sold off lowering the price a lot!
## Speaker_1: ##
He isn’t?
## Speaker_2: ##
He’s confusing him with Stan Lee.
## Speaker_3: ##
Who? Lol.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That guy from The Office.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why is that written on the back of a medicinal chemistry packet
## Speaker_1: ##
No idea, the stuff on that page I couldn’t begin to understand
## Speaker_2: ##
Upload a pic the backside, nig
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/MRixfNT
## Walls1337bot: ##
It’s a develop... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I shared with them once, and then they got my info and started spamming the shit out of me and my physical mailbox. Felt like they wasted all the cash that I gave them by spamming me.
## Speaker_1: ##
Welcome to the world of non-profit donating - where the asking, campaigni... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
They need to reinstitute debtors prison for shit like this.
## Speaker_1: ##
As long as this heap of shit doesn't cut its dividend it covers my cost of borrowing like 3 fold. Don't fuck me now, H&M.
Coolest retailer in the jungle methinks.
## Speaker_0: ##
Fucking p... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow. Just imagine if you short tech before the pop.
## Speaker_1: ##
imagine if you shorted the housing market in 2008
## Speaker_2: ##
Imagine if you shorted aapl in 2018 just before it went down to 40 dollars
## Speaker_3: ##
250 billion in cash but ok
## Walls1337bot... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Which one of em do you think had more fun
## Speaker_1: ##
Which one of 'em do you think is done for the day?
## Speaker_2: ##
Same thing tomorrow then?
## Speaker_3: ##
That's the thing about Faggy D's, they're cheap enough to keep coming back. You think half this boar... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone says trade wars are bad, okay I get that. Let’s say China wants to engage in a full scale trade war, how long would their economy hold up if we threw down with them?
## Speaker_1: ##
It'll hold it just won't grow like it has. Doesn't matter, America is self sustai... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What the fuck. You can buy a vehicle and go on a jihad with this kind of money.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ultimately it’s about priorities. I mean a TSLA-based jihad would be really stylish and effective but what practical jihadist can afford that?
## Speaker_2: ##
I don’t know, ha... |
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