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Have fun paying atleast 15% of all your gainz
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Better than losing money
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You're right. Good job on streak hope it continues
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Thanks
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Well this ended surprisingly pleasant. Such chivalry!
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You trade options right?
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Yep, 100% uncovered options
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Sending you PM
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Why do people always comment that.. Why not just send it
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It's a courtesy.
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I realize this is the wrong sub to find answers on.... but any guesses on the bloodbath this morning?
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Ryzen loses at gaming to Intel's $300 CPUs. The benchmarks were done at sufficiently low resolution to ensure that the tests were not GPU bottlenecks and ... |
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What he actually said was "yes, but not on impact" when asked if he would want to die on mars.
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So from wind storm. Got it.
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Mars atmosphere is too thin for wind storms to actually cause major damage.
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Muskrat tweeting random stuff so his lawyer can say he always tweets out of mind
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Pretty much what I’ve said before, he does it to seem overworked and on the edge.
But he ends up being like those kids in class that would pour milk on themselves then laug... |
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Bro what is this brokerage? Switch to like TD ameritrade and use think or swim. Their customer service is top tier. These guys are using your money to Schwab their ass
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It's true, TD Ameritrade is top notch as far as brokers go but fuckkkkkkkk those commissi... |
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Good job my dude. It's when you learn to play both sides that you make money, I don't understand why everyone around here only longs calls and never plays the (eventual) downside.
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timing the market -> time in the market
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nice shitpost.
I think it speaks to how dumb this guy actually is (and me) that I had to search his twitter to confirm this wasn't a real fucking tweet.
good job mango
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I was like... 75% sure it was fake.
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Trump doesn’t use emojis. Dead g... |
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Is it too late to go all in NVDA?
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People on here have been telling me it was too late at $36, then $45, then $60, then $85, then $120.... You know the answer.
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I just put in market order for 1.9k shares.
You better be right fag
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Seems like a perfect place to ask, what's the hype about RAD?
I see it numerous times a day in this sub, and judging by the hype and seeming potential for a rise, I'm tempted to buy in. But, why is the hype there to begin with, you mentioned a deal?
Any kind of brief or... |
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Does anyone have options on robinhood yet? I've waited like 30 years and still nothing
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What exactly are options?
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No one here really knows the answer to that
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Okay. But like what do they *do*?
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This sub do... |
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Whenever there is a gloating thread on this sub it's a good idea to make the inverse play
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I'd wait until at least $8. Whenever the market has had a positive reaction to earnings the stock has gained ~30% in the days following. Assuming the stock gained just... |
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nice try jewman sachs...trying to unload your shares onto us at the peak, i'm on to you
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Holy racial slurs fagman
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I wasn't aware "Jewish" is a race!?
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The Nazis were.
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https://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/473/loopholes
Just going to leave this here
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why did you leave this here? unattended links will be destroyed.
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Someone said something about shorting someones life. This is an obvious rel... |
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Heroic Papa John’s delivery driver surpasses the ability of emergency responders in reaching a lonely grandmother, treading through miles of flooded streets to just to call grandmother a nigger. Liberals outraged, call for Papa John to be reinstated as CEO just to make him r... |
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\>Profits
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I already expect that haha ��
Also expecting _Good doubling down_
And _~~F A G~~ F A G G O T_
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This isn't even BEZOS final form
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Yeah, what about spending those billions on interplanetary travel and establishing Amazon fulfillment centers all over the universe, traveling around in a training sphere with gravity set to 100000x Earth's, and emerging emp... |
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I can't wait to see what this sub will look like in a bear market.
*knocks on wood n shit*
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Bear market? That's not a thing, right?
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My JNUG would like to wish it was.
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Real shit at first signs should I just all in jnug?
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Man if that's real.
Sell to close then call to open your nearest yacht dealership.
Fucking work.
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already closed my position. Thanks man.
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can you explain how you have $60,000 to trade with at age 20?
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lawsuit in my pas... |
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pics of losses?
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too lazy for a shitpost.
spez: http://imgur.com/gallery/akUWb
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I was expecting hundreds of K's of losses, came out to see a couple hunnid lol
Get yourself on a corner and start sucking dick, you get your losses back in o... |
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He's busy looking for some rope.
Dude is leveraged to the fucking gills. Used his Tesla stock as collateral for a $600 million personal loan from Goldman and Morgan Stanley.
Getting margin called.
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R u serial? He has a personal loan to finance TSLA?
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ES, CL and GC are all great...it's all I trade :)
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yo can you ELI5 those mysterious tickers I've never heard of?
always interested in money-losing schemes
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S&P500, Crude, Gold
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damn that was easy. ty
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If you are implying that today feels like 08 to you, you have no idea what a real down day is like. A 1% day ain't nothin to worry about.
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OP is saying today feels terrible so they can't imagine what 08 would be like.
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How much did he lose?
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Minimum $72M, 290 clients with minimum account balances $250k-$1M
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HNW is over $1M.
VHNW is over $5M.
The fund very well could have had between $290-1450M. Complete loss.
How does it feel to lose a billion dollars o... |
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What are you talking about? How does it apply to what FSC is doing. Market is not overly optimistic on Apple.
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because EVERYONE is writing that he is going to lose it all and he is an idiot.
When everyone is feeling one direction about a thing; it is u... |
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I can imagine a hot girl matching with you, asking your portfolio size, then unmatching after hearing you complain about the $25k PDT rule.
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Maybe. I'd imagine a girl going on a date with me first and opening my RH account while I'm in the bathroom. Then pro... |
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Go use an electricial pole as a zip line.
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Yo your post asking Reddit for advice on what to do because your newborn is a girl (and you take issue with that) is all kinds of fucked up ....
**EDIT** (u/SwineFluPandemic )
**Hey Mod(s), can we get the above... |
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Positions or ban
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168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
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Where did you come up with $64k capital at 20 years old?
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lawsuit
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Go on
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probably someone that was disa... |
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You need at least $30,000 in your trading account to even try that out. Make sure your trading ratio is 70% or more wins. And have a couple of years experience.
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You need a whole lot more than 30k
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You can start with 30k gives you plenty o... |
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Anyone get an invite yet?
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It's going to take a couple weeks to get through our waiting list. Unless you got a guy...
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Are you that guy or what?
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[Maybe?](http://gph.is/1hkrE28)
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Hook it up!
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It will be a ~$10,000 gain since it closed at 2713. Was going to buy 20, but my account is about to be flagged as a pattern day trader and didn't want to risk getting burned for $3,000.
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I don’t think I’ve ever had day trading problems trading futures... ... |
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why not just start with $250 and double it 12 times?
then use the other $750 to do it three more times.
increase RIO by 300% -- $4,096,000
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.... But if you had $1,000... And you doubled that 12 times.... Why am I even trying?
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I think the... |
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What % dip do you look for in XIV before buying in? Curious of for example how to avoid catching the falling knife
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For the past year XIV traded mostly between 20 and 35. I've been aiming at the mid-20s. This will obviously change as market condition ch... |
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Alright I'm in let's go I know Java is that any useful
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I successfully installed a minecraft mod one time in middle school. Let me know how I can help
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I paid for WinRAR where do I stand?
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At least you didn't say WinZip.
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it's hilarious because targeting TSLA over subsidies is demonstrably bullshit. Yes there are concessions, no they do not total those beyond the other oil/auto mfgs. They also are only offered over time and after hitting milestones (job growth, etc.).
https://electrek.co/20... |
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Has he actually learned nothing?
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He is gonna land himself in jail.
He is going full Shkreli. You dont go full Shkreli.
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You go to jail for shitposts now?
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No. You go to jail for fucking with a little thing called "~~pros... |
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why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
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Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
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Or Apple pulled their app due to the por... |
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That’s a shame and seems done out of spite. His content was mostly hours long lectures on finance, chemistry, accounting, and other serious subjects and there hasn’t been any new uploads as far as I know since Shkreli was incarcerated.
His YT channel really changed my unde... |
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Dicks is going to go bankrupt (probably not but I hope they do) because they seriously pissed off the gun community which happens to buy a lot more then guns from them.
Mossberg and hi-point just announced they are cutting ties with them aswell.
Most gun people also do a ... |
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HAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for making me laugh out loud in my lecture.
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It's not called lecture in preschool, it's called nap time
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Change your fucking flair. That shit isn't funny
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expire may 4. that's a month away. hum... I personally would've bought a longer expiry date
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Normally I would have as well but didnt think WSB would want to wait 3 months to see the outcome
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From 2011:
"More than 84 percent of the sub-prime mortgages in 2006 were issued by private lending."
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/stevedenning/2011/11/22/5086/amp/
Lending standards where lowered after they said that. The Fed doesn't have a crystal ba... |
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you do realize that was the day they broke the 1ghz barrier, which they did before intel
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if we're lucky, we'll see that 2005-2006 peak here in a couple months and that's if Zen turns out to be amazing.
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Zen data might've already been lea... |
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I vote that we make this the new sub image
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Captain!
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Look to sell options only in premium rich underlyings (IV rank > 50). Sell around 45 days until expiration. Close between 25% to 50% of max profit. Make sure to roll to defend positions (look to roll around 20 DTE). Sell the 30 delta options, and look to collect 1/3 th... |
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Didn’t he complained about Yellen for not raising interest rates?
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ya he said Yellen is creating a bubble with low interest rates and is basically handing a recession to the next administration
http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-warns-low-interes... |
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how much does he pay for that haircut
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5 zucc bucks
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How much is that in Schrute Bucks?
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.01% of a share of FB.
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6th largest now.
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Just saw the news, holy shit
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UK was the fifth largest economy 12 hours ago, but after Brexit and the ensuing £ crash, they fell to sixth place
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This new office set up at work blows. I'm unable to follow the daily discussion or the watch the market all day anymore. Sucks.
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Here you go. https://pcottle.github.io/MSOutlookit/
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Are we best friends?
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Elon getting laid might calm him down on the earnings calls. Long TSLA
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He's 46 and she's 29...must be nice...
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Good to be king
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Dude still doesn't have any heirs though. Gotta start spreading that seed and birthing bastards... |
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Care to explain what happen bro ?
Edit : Oil ?
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First half of the year was just fucking around with things like CYBR calls, AAPL, SPY options, etc. Didn't do too bad until one bad day on AAPL spooked me. Then August was a single bet on VIX options. I though... |
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this is a clear insider trading, some info has been leaked.
buying a 156k worth of options with strike price $135 expiring in September, what a joke. SEC must investigate this
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Yeah! Make him one of us!
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Poor?
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What's it l... |
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This is Elon's feint before the spike. It's a brilliant move. Get people to doubt, lower the price, have a big announcement that fucks the shorts.
After all, he didn't *do* anything that would be actionable against him.
This is all part of the next need for money, anothe... |
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Pray. Take up every religion.
Down $14k in 2 weeks, 7 of that today alone.
My entire watchlist is green except my 3 holdings
Send help
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Take up the religion of Su.
Dump your stupid avgo bags and buy AMD.
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The amount of people "sure" that it will resume it's down trend is making me worried lol.
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IMO, nothing that caused the selloff in the first place has changed.
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What caused the selloff?
I’d say high prices.
What caused the bounce?
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That is too 2007. These days you are an 'entrepreneur' but in reality you are just unemployed with a vague idea for an app that has been tried a million times before.
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"WYD for a living?" "I have an app". "oh cool! what does it do?" "well i haven't built it... |
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Lmao how much research did you put into those? 5 mins total?
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The JNJ move is clearly just going off of what that dude said yesterday in his FD recommendation
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To be fair, RH is for WSB FDs only.
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>RH, WSB, FD
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Yo just a friendly reminder that you will have one hell of a tax bill. Make sure to keep enough so you can pay uuncle Sam and avoid jail
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How much would someone from the US end up paying in tax on this
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22% -- 38,701 to $82,500
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most of us are yolo call/put buyers, meaning we have the right to exercise. also most of us don't have enough money to exercise so we just sell the contracts before expiration anyway.
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I guess that’s where I’m misguided. I sold my contracts back into the ma... |
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When even your shadow can't take the losses anymore and you are still buying the dip on your favorite meme stocks.
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Buying the dip is supposed to mean buying at a low point, not buying right before it dips. Common misconception
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Huh?
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Nothing will stop this bear market unless feds decrease interest rates and add more quantitative easing.
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If that's the case then just let the market die.
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And then what?
Edit: but I agree. I want zero government intervention
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's people. ... |
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what were your recent positions?
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fcx, bte, tck
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Good plays, I'm in all 3 for the long haul
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Just started browsing this subreddit recently. Does "long haul" mean >5 minutes?
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The market is at or near an all time high like 90% of the time.
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In a bull market yes.
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And it's a bull market like 90% of the time.
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2008 would like a word with you
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Hey could someone explain this DOW 25,000 thing?
Edit: I’m new here.
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The Dow is expected to hit 25000 very soon after it passes 24999, but before it goes to 25001.
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Big, if true.
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Nah it’s just a rumor, there’s no way 25,... |
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Why is MLK day in January but Black History month is February?
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You didn't expect them to get a month with 31 days did you?
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Wow, I never really thought about that one. Black history month is the shortest month of the year.
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Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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Holy fuck. Snapchat has about 300 million active monthly users. About half of that are daily users. The 158 mil... |
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Absolutely legendary. I remember your previous long post about this.
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Did you buy though?
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Yup, bought as much SNAP as possible. Did I follow the instructions incorrectly?
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Your application as mod has cleared. It looks li... |
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Im sure you were very happen when those markets opened today...
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It doesn't really matter. As they say, "don't invest more than you are willing to lose!"
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That saying makes no sense unless you replace invest with gamble.
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I’m sure someone can write code that would be able to buy every combo online if your state allows you to buy online
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600m requests / 48 hours until drawing = 145 requests per second. Doable, assuming you don't get blacklisted for spam.
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So whole foods was just screwing everybody before?
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Whole Foods is known for its appeal to upper-middle class shoppers who prefer organic/non GMO/farm raised foods. Pretty sure most people knew Whole Foods was overpriced they just didn't care because "brand... |
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me from ... |
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i had 100 $100 Jan 19 from $1.40, sold for $4.30, +\~$30k
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proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/gallery/lX7Wmwq
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30 thousand fucking dollars and that’s only a 5% increase. Frick u
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Softbank invested $12.5 billion dollars into that crap? There's no way they will ever get that money back lmfao.
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softbank made a lot of shit investments over the years
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Who the fuck keeps giving SoftBank any money???
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Queen emoji in your mom contact info...cute.
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Not really, that's kinda creepy actually.
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Lol how? U must have a shitty mom
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My mom is not my queen. That's weird. Really weird.
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All in on MU with 10x leverage and I will support the reinstatement of your old flair. I'm on good terms with the mod team, just check out my flair.
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Rip my old flair
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I've never had a flair :(
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Just make a bet like I did an... |
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It still blows my mind that Apple can get away with some impressive engineering fuck ups and no one gives a shit. If Tesla had a slight to chance to not charge, they would be railed against for weeks.
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One big difference between Apple and Tesla is that Appl... |
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What the fk happened?
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i wasn't on the call but given that all the numbers were good someone said something fucking stupid on the call....
>Microchip Technology (MCHP) came out with quarterly earnings of $1.61 per share, beating the Zacks Consensus ... |
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Which companies are set to capitalize the most from this?
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Which will gain the most, or which are a safe pick to play this?
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Which companies will make the most fucking money retard, it's all about the money here incase you haven't noticed f... |
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Yea, I need it above 271 by Monday and 272 by next Friday. Fuck me today is killing me
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They trapped us man. Fuck this.
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You bought calls after like 5 days of straight green, “they” must be referring to the voices in your head cause there’s ... |
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Anyone else notice that it's a woman inbetween where the word gets switched each time?
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not in the one on the bottom
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Pretty sure it is a woman in both panels. Neither says anything.
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that’s not was they were talking ab... |
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Damn you’re about to get margin called as fuck
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He is selling a defined risk spread. His max loss /spread is like 1.5K.
how is he "about to get margin called as fuck"
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He has 5 of them so about 7k.
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Yeah my point is tho its... |
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This is very good advise. So I veto the idea that it belongs here. This kid should hurry up take a loan and go all or nothing.
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Nah, get friends and family to chip in capital so you can make them rich and skim off that
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Even better if you t... |
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Shit son, how much did you lose? $3.50?
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LABU shares = 35.50 I had order for 1,000 you do the math :)
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$35K trades on RH? You're too fucking cheap to pay the $9.99 that it cost you $2K
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I guarantee you I've saved more then ... |
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proof or ban
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http://m.imgur.com/ffd2u1j
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Don't spend that $36 all at once
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gonna buy myself some well deserved tendies
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tendies are so 2016. now it's all about the nuggies w/ the szechuan sauce
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This isn't poker. If you know what you're doing and you know when to swing, there is never a bad time to get in the game. You sound like you don't know how to distinguish entry points. More so after you make some gains? That just makes you sound like an emotional investor.
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I made money.
Leveraged bear etfs are your friend. Back then it was financial etfs, this time around it will be tech bear etfs more likely. It's ironic FNGU launched right at the potential peak of this bull market, no?
This time around it won't be as bad as 2008 where ... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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We've been at war for 20 years, just a one sided one. You fucking idiot.
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Relax idiot
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Kill yourself
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No u
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Psssh I know right? He says it's not expensive but it's over $100/share, according to RobinHood (I know sometimes prices can be delayed). He obviously has no idea what he's talking about.
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Price if shares are irrelevant. Look at the market cap. For example t... |
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Nobody tell him
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You are what’s wrong with reddit
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Fuck you you fucking cuck.
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I never said anything about you I was talking to him.
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You fuck with one of us you fuck with all autists
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## Speaker_0: ##
my daddy says brown people are bad and rich people have earned the right not to pay taxes
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It's every American's God given right to pay an accountant and tax attorney to make sure he pays as little taxes as humanly possible. If he pays more to the accountan... |
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Penny wise, pound foolish. Still not sure why anyone trading over $500 uses Robinhood.
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Maybe he isn't trading over $500? Maybe he's learning and doesn't want to be eaten up by his losses and commissions while he does?
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It was a general com... |
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GUSH ^ 15%... my yacht is coming sooner than I thought
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What was your bet?
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regular trade , 1500 shares at 3.48 yesterday and just sold about 20 min ago for 3.80
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$480 doesn't buy a yacht.
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it'll buy one o... |
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> First, setting a limit order before market opens won’t work, because you don’t fucking know where the bids and asks are until market opens.
There's your problem, the first assumption was wrong.
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Well I don’t know where the bid and ask is so how can I s... |
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I really shouldn't follow $5k+ whims while on the shitter during breaks
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Buy a stock you think is going to bounce up, get distracted, stock moons, stock crashed, check phone fuck I missed it.
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I set Limit Sell on some of my high $ options, b... |
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