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Always use EST you pleb. We go by stock exchange time.
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PST - Tech time
MST - Ski time
CST - Hick time
EST - Finance time
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Surprisingly accurate. Also Arizona is the fucked up one that doesn't even have day light savings ... |
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I sold puts for $10 '19. I may be the owner of 100 shares of Snap tomorrow morning.
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What does the '19 mean? 2019? Doesn't make sense.
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Nothing I do makes sense. But yes 2019.
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Will SNAP even continue to exist into 2019?
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Let the tendies hit the floor
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LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR
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LET THE TENDIES HIT THE
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!
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You fuckin guys...
Now it's stuck in my head.
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Fuck yes, nice.
I have about $20k in cash that I should probably do something with instead of gambling on SPY options. What calls should I be looking at if I would rather gamble with MU?
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I'm looking at more Jan $70 calls
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trying to wai... |
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Herrrppp deerrrpp is cant read the prospectus which clearly defines the risks associated with the instruments heeeerrrrrrr deerrrrr GOVT PROTECT ME WHEN IM TOO STUPID TO READ MYSELF
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I went back and forth with one of them.
Them: "BUT THE PROSPECTUS NEVE... |
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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Lo... |
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Putin is ex KGB and a black belt holder in multiple practices, good fucking luck.
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The Canadian is 20 years younger and over 6ft according Wikipedia while Putin is 5, 7". That soviet would break a hip.
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A 'fight' or a fight fight?
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He's really taking the whole Tony Stark look to heart.
Bankruptcy and all apparently.
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> Bankruptcy and all apparently.
Fake news; Guy's balling harder than ever. It's the TSLA shorts who are worried about bankruptcy.
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Can't tell if... |
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That's not even enough for a hand job
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I get full service for a hundo here. hot broads too.
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Mexico? Enjoy AIDS.
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close. phoenix.
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gross. lmao okay you win.
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no joke though, i fo... |
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Continue?
Insert quarters
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*Just one more Earnings*
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Have some goddamn faith
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BUT WHAT ABOUT TAHITI
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Pack your bags. We’re going to the bank.
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Someone posted going 20k deep on some 70 calls yesterday or the day before. Can't find the post or the user.
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was looking for that post too, happy i took his advice but i regret not doing calls on this one.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wall... |
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Because we have a new NAFTA already drafted and agreed by the 3 countries
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It hasn’t been agreed on. All the countries have to ratify in their legislature. It has to get past the new Dem house.
It’s far from a done deal.
People celebrating moon Monday wa... |
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Look at the last three bear markets. What caused them? 2008 mortgage crisis, 2000 tech bubble pop, 1987 literally panic selling from black monday. We need to think, what in our economy today could be similar to an event like that, ending this bull market?
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The bots bro... The bots.
I'll leave this here though...
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Very, very glad this didn't happen during market hours yesterday.
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Wouldn't the defense stocks shoot up quick?
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Depending on the event, yes. Any direct attack on US territory/protectorates would boost defense companies, and large firms servi... |
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Execs sell shares all the time. Bezos sells like $1B per year on a regular basis. Sandberg might be trying to buy a new mansion or something.
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Do they sell so they can diversify?
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Why does your flair say “faggot” ?
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why do ... |
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You'll be back after you get 2 paycheques
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> paycheques
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>*paycheques*
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>pay^che^^ques
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This is fairly accurate.
Todays the limit so lets see if Canada has balls.
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balls is a hyper-masculine term and has no place in the vocabulary or politics of us snobby Canadians.
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Canadian sovereignty was mistake
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Ya that’s why you made it
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Recently single and lookin' to try somethin' new
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Holy shit, that flair
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You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on y... |
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Financial sector still green. I think the market is starting to ignore what this guy says. Just like when he said "Currency is overvalued" Gold ripped for like an hour and then went right back down.
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Yeah that i'm thinking, I looked at sector spiders and XLF... |
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Hes doing better than me
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Just gotta watch the notifications and buy a thousand shares impulsively.
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It is a penny stock
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His 1000 share bid was probably what bumped the price
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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I don't understand why the market even cares about Trump shenanigans anymore. he's never gonna do anything
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The market didn't care before and now all of sudden it does..
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It better does because that's the opportunity to buy dip.
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How the fuck he wants the prices to be lower and, at the same time, the US to profit off of liquified natural gas exports (remember those millions of jobs?). Does this guy understand anything?
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Lots of ways to reduce the price of gas without reducing price o... |
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I don't know, according to everyone on this sub NVDA might close shop because AMD will take 90% market share of the CPU AND GCARDS markets.
Sorry longs.
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How is AMD going to take the GCard market?
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Cause of SuBae, faggit. AMD is going to be... |
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Wtf is with the EU? The US only fines you over a billion if you break the world economy.
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What do you think? It's been 17 years since the internet became widespread and they still don't have an internet giant.
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When you put t that way. Euro... |
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Most incompetent president in US history.
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He will be known as the best President since Lincoln. Mark my words. This butt-hurt pussification of poor millennials will be a footnote of the cleansing required to make America great again.
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Honest question, do they actually use their money for care? Alot of charities spend more on fundraising than actual charitable endeavors.
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The ceo rakes in a million a year http://www.economicpopulist.org/content/hey-jude-you-made-it-bad-5639.
High expense... |
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How much $ in profit? 1500$?
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OP paid $60 cashed out for $200. idek wtf that number you got came from.
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Fml it would've been $900 if held through 3pm.
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no one ever went bankrupt realizing profit homie
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I should have started investing in 1972. Boo for not being born yet.
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You will be saying the same thing in 2050 about today if you aren't investing now
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> ... if you aren't investing now.
Wrong sub, pal
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Gambling an... |
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Or as Buffet put it: “Be fearful when others are **greedy** and **greedy** when others are fearful.”
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The first stocks I ever bought was just days ago when they were making new 52-week lows... they are bouncing back
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For now. Wait another... |
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So to be rich you have to be a sober celibate who buys and holds dividend stocks and index funds. How bad do you really want to be rich?
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It's funny because the only reason I want money is to afford hookers and blow. Kind of self-defeating now, according to... |
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Had to check if this was real.
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And?
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Had to check if this was real
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But was it?
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Real eyes
Realize
Real lies
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I travel a lot and when I am not working I go to fetish clubs dressed as a woman. Swingers events, bondage conventions, I have spent probably $4000.00 on fetish gear alone these past few months. I am in the midst of a sexual awakening and I left my bf who I was cheating o... |
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If you want a real answer. Your account will auto liquidate. Then robinhood will sell your debt to a collections agency if you dont pay it back.
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Hopefully it opens up tomorrow, I need at least a k :/
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How are you going to get a k out when ... |
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OP, as someone who has lost big money on a binary event I would just like to give you 2 pieces of advice from my experience, do with them what you want:
1) The temptation after the failed phase III is to hold onto the stock, and wait for it to go back up "just a little". I ... |
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How much damn nazi gold did those Swiss basterds steal?
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Really though, the fact that they surpass SK, the home of companies like Samsung and LG, suprises me.
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Never underestimate the snow germans.
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Not even sure what they... |
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$V
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Too easy only goes up need some volatility in my life
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ER is in july. Get on the train fgt
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Does it move much around earnings?
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Im up 14% on 140c 7/20s that i bought last week.
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yoloing isn't investing, you did good kid
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"never invest" is shit advice. you don't lose 99.9% of your portfolio if you "invest" by definition.
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Sure you can.
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talking about $, not emotions
sorry for not clarifying
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nothing like a good instance of credit card fraud in the morning
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Charge card brudda
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So if you already had the $55k why in the fuck would you waste a few grand on the SQ fees?
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when the casino doesnt give u credit on the sp... |
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People like this make me more confident that I actually have a chance in life.
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Where do you think gains come from?
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What's a gain
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something you get at a gym
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What's a gym
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Make it $250K of options and then it'll actually be a show. We already got MartyMoho with a million in this thing.
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He could potentially be a double digit millionaire if he does that and it hits
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I think King MU is doing it and idk how he ha... |
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~~Buy the dip. Trump wont be president. Willing to bet a Trump supporter as much, loser gets banned from sub. Any takers?~~
FADE THE FLAIR MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSSSSS I LEAVE DISGRACED BUT I HAVE A TRUMP PRESIDENCY. I MAY HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BUT I WAS BESTED BY A GLORIOUS FOE.
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How much did it cost? I want to know the rate of return of USD to karma for this investment.
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Couple of tendies with sheuzuan(?) sauce.
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domains are 12 dollars per year
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Some people bid/auction for certain names. It could... |
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problem was he defrauded rich people, not poor people.
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exactly man, it's just rich people getting their revenge on him
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Did he not make his investors money? I know he was shady about it but 7 seems stiff if everyone got their money back.
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We love you too
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Fag
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got
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him!
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Zoinks!
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Started with a little over 10k at the end of March. Have withdrawn my starting funds +$5k and recently took out $33k and paid off my 2018 4Runner. Planning on taking out $17k on Monday to pay off my wife’s car. All debt gone.
Will work on building up (or losing) the rem... |
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Listen, the people who are lining up are doing it for an investment opportunity... Everyone i know who lined up doesn't even want the car.... They lined up because for a 1,000 refundable deposit you basically get a coupon worth $7500. (if you get an early reservation, you ge... |
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I got cucked by TWTR today. Had sold puts @40 and @38
Not super worried, i’ll probably just end up taking both assignments and writing covered calls till I can at least break even
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i bought 8/3 puts yesterday around those strikes. multi-bagger win!
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It's on sale 20% off right now
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Makes me wonder if those stories of people taking out major loans and buying at $15-18K were real.
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Probably yes.
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I hope so, they only thing I like more than making money, is watch other pe... |
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Wait what’s stopping someone from doing this??
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Depends on the wording of the loan. They do give "fuck it just make sure you pay us" loans for college but they do also have restricted that are supposed to go for tuition.
Its a crime to get a loan under f... |
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Kiss my $25k in calls goodbye
edit: proof for the doubters: https://imgur.com/a/so395Ju
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the market won’t peak on the first day the yield inverts but 2019 is going to be fucked
it’s going to be this chop where rallies kill the bears and the drops kill the bulls
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That's why I strangle.
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That IV crush, tho.
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The smart thing to do at this point in the casino is to sell off your original investment you walked in with and play with the houses money
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Thanks.
Actually i'm fully out, i liquidated my position. 1 million is all i need to retire. (I live damn frugally)... |
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You going to buy at open and sell at close?
Also get ready to only trade 3x ETF's
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lol there sno margin so enjoy your 3 day waiting period
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i get instant funds with rh
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with gold you mean?
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nope. regular a... |
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Immediately convert it into something of tangible value (gold coins, whatever), and park that shit at your parent's house or bury it in your backyard. No way in hell I ever give 1/2 my shit away to a chick.
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This is actually illegal and they can seize those... |
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We're beginning to see the formation of the "M-U-S-K" pattern form at the top now too.
Prepare for the U-runup
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Be careful, it might just be a M-U pattern.
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This is bad for MU?
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Nothing is bad for mu except its guaranteed t... |
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You still got $10,000 left. Can we have a community vote on one final all in?
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Currently being raped by Roku puts I sold yesterday at close. Amen.
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Why would you sell naked puts in this market
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It can make sense depending o... |
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I'll play along.
Explain how you came to the conclusion that the people in WSB are evil. As far as I'm aware, people were just trying to figure out how the bill would impact the market.
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Hypocrisy. There's an upvoted thread dedicated to shit talking the Re... |
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You guys realize how drunk I was when I posted that right.
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I hate you.
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Lmao. I just bought 500 more shares this morning, I meant everything I said. It might hit ten. I'm just saying, full disclosure, I was blasted when I made that bold an... |
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**I'M NERVOUS AS FUCK**
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im actually long amzn and google, fml
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**KILLED IT $$$$$$$$**
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It's at 740. Dropped $12.
EDIT 730 now. Jesus. I thought it beat both on revenue and earnings. What's happening?
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You didn’t speak up when trump bamboozled everyone else. Now that you are bamboozled, I’m afraid there is no one left to stand up with you.
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They first came for the Latinos, but you didn't speak out; then they came for the Dreamers, you still didn't speak ou... |
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With the 3month graph that bad and 1 year not great, plus real gamers are bitching about the way they loot box your crazy. Lot of other better ways to make 1% -3% other than shorting ea
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Do you believe EA is worth 25% 2 weeks ago than it was 2 months ago?
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This is the difference between a sensationalist journalist, who keeps harping on the drug prices being raised and Shkreli smirking in front of the congress, and an intelligent and logical judge. Fuck the media, absolutely disgusting manipulation of the population.
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You forgot the part where he spied on a government by sending them free laptops. What a boss.
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And murdering someone in Belize
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Allegedly.
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Allegedly murdering someone is on my bucket list
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I would neck the fuck outta myself
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You say that but look at what happened to Smosh, at the time this was the better choice.
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Can you quickly explain to me what happened tosmosh ? I saw them for food battle back in middle school and forgot
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>NVDA
lel. overbought as fuck and I have the puts to prove it.
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Your post history says you lost 1.5k in the past 2 days yet here you are acting like you're smart
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Do you know how much 1.5k is to me? Didn't think so dumbass. Options are ... |
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How does Snapchat not go bankrupt at this point? Where is this money coming from? Who's giving them all these loans?
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money is coming from all the pictures of your sisters tits that they have saved and geotagged.
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My sister's?!?!
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#"including option transactions"
Funny of them!
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Son, we need to talk, I was going through your sock drawer and found $MU calls.
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ALL IN YOLO OLD MAN!
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WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO TRADE ON MARGIN?!
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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Hey man, first of all there are a lot of ppl in here shitting on your calls but if it makes you feel better, 99% of the ppl in this sub are fucking retards whose portfolios wouldn't even out gain Hellen keller's and when Tesla hits 320 on the run up to earnings, these very s... |
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What are you looking at to assess volume market-wide?
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www.finviz.com has relative volumes next to the 3 indices. NASDAQ is trading at 1x normal volume while DOW/SP500 are trading aroud 0.5-0.6. That's what I use to quickly get a feel for overall market volu... |
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You bought based on the technicals of a 3x etf?
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Yes I did.. All I trade is 3x ETFs and all I use is technical analysis. I watch absolutely zero news. I buy when the stock is overbought and when there is good support. I am up 75% on my account overall since ... |
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=... |
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That hit close to home. Except the Jennifer Aniston part, and the wife part. And having a car.
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You sold your children?
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He's sold some kids, yes.
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LPT: sell your kids’ kidneys first then sell your kids so you can maxi... |
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What did Brian Ross say?
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He ran a story that trump directly told flynn during campaign to contact russian ambassadors. It turns out, that brian ross didnt go through proper fact checking and ran an unvetted story (because its about trump, ir has to be true,... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If it makes you feel any better his bloodline hasn't exactly lived long rich lives:
* Joseph Patrick "Joe" Kennedy Jr., dead age 29
* John F. Kennedy, dead age 46
* Rose Marie "Rosemary" Kennedy, lobotomized age 23
* Kathleen Agnes "Kick" Kennedy, dead age 28
* Robert Franc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What's the joke here about JNUG? Pretend I just landed in this sub from an outer space portal and don't know wtf is happening
## Speaker_1: ##
Get out.
## Speaker_2: ##
Perfect explanation
## Speaker_0: ##
I can't half figure out this sub. R investing and r personal fin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pray for NVDA mega rally
## Walls1337bot: ##
You guys are crazy.. Don't get me wrong, I love the company but in the current political environment I can't see that happen.
Nvidia relies on China the most of any U.S. company as a percentage of its overall revenue, with 23.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Snap knows it’s target market it’s advertising to.
## Speaker_1: ##
tbf the girls that are super obsessed with that stuff and kardashians and stuff are usually hot af
## Speaker_2: ##
I give ya that, in my experience they're best to be avoided. Either cheat on ya (slidin'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hahahahahaha this is clear and obvious evidence both sides are now scurrying to save a sinking ship. Trump and Xi both see crumbling economies so they are going to bullshit whatever they can to try and keep the raft filled with shit afloat.
EDIT: Assuming the article in re... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's Amazon, but that is way too far otm for my liking. Good luck.
## Speaker_1: ##
Got 3 months to get there
## Speaker_2: ##
You're about to be very rich or very broke.
## Speaker_1: ##
Only way I’ll be broke is if this drops significantly in the next three months. Int... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$V is like the girl you marry after you had your fun. Plant your seed far and deep my friends
## Speaker_1: ##
Is 2 inches far enough
## Walls1337bot: ##
was enough for your mom, so...
## Speaker_2: ##
go on
## Walls1337bot: ##
What I'm saying is that I'm your dad
### E... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The IV on that is disgusting
## Speaker_1: ##
Sorry I'm new
IV? I googled it but couldn't find it...what does it mean?
## Speaker_2: ##
Implied volatility.
Read up on it baby
## Speaker_3: ##
Did you just help him?
## Speaker_4: ##
Fuck off we have to raise the next ge... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Uses a free broker, complains when it breaks.
Uses a free broker, complains about it having bad customer service.
Uses a free broker, complains when they do exactly what any other brokerage would have done.
You're out less than I pay in commissions on most trades. You ge... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
From a thread in /r/bitcoin
>You should be happy when the "price" of Bitcoin in a particular fiat currency falls. This is a discount sale for you. The value didn't fall 10%, you got a 10% discount on some new bitcoins.
This is quickly approaching WSB-levels of mental re... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh my lord, thank you for my first tendies!
http://imgur.com/a/PxuA2ng
## Speaker_1: ##
You sellin?
## Speaker_2: ##
I wouldn't if I was him. I have late November $6 puts that I'm holding. Snap is going to die. It's inevitable.
## Speaker_3: ##
Snap will get bought befo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
August 1914, September 1939 and now January 2018.
## Speaker_1: ##
Are you saying to go long on Germany for 2 or 3 years then sell before the massive dip?
## Speaker_2: ##
Let’s put an end to this Reich now
## Speaker_0: ##
But wait, how much did the holocaust?
## Walls... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
There comes a day in every man's life where you must either stop shitposting, or go to jail. Martin reached that day, and he made his choice.
## Speaker_1: ##
He died for us, for WSB, for 4chan. We will remember him in the centuries, the pharma guy that shitposted his way t... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks for the advice. I’ll try to start with 750k ASAP.
But for real though niiiiiice. Do you just live off what you trade nowadays?
## Speaker_1: ##
Well not yet.. I have a short term goal of 2.5 mil, where a 10% yearly return is 250 k, a longer term goal of 10 mil wher... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like $SNAP is next on the chopping block...
## Walls1337bot: ##
God I hope so, fuck Snapchat
## Speaker_1: ##
I don’t get the hate for Snapchat. It’s a nude delivery service, thots love it
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'll ask 7 thots if they use Snapchat and report back
... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Watch Donny tweet back some shit like ‘Very nice offer but not enough! No trade deficit or no deal!’
## Speaker_1: ##
You just made me go flaccid.
## Speaker_0: ##
I joke but everything he’s said makes me think he believes that any trade deficit with any country automatica... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
## Speaker_1: ##
Uh, what about u/martymoho and his multiple millions on MU calls.
## Speaker_2: ##
Didn’t you lose 1.3 mil in about a month not too long a... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Walls1337bot: ##
I wish my FOSL loss was on 8%...
## Speaker_0: ##
-20% and a new CEO doesn't even help
## Walls1337bot: ##
My new bag holding stock for a bit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Just cut your losses with fossil tbh
## Walls1337bot: ##
Curious to hear your reasoning. The stock has show... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
This is two days old news lol. Here’s what’s going to happen, they will make it look like they are making changes, they won’t invest more money into construction, then the next few quarters they will just be bringing in revenue. They won’t have crazy construction costs. Sudd... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Here's your sign.
## Speaker_1: ##
Investing is what I'm meant to do. Fuck working for someone else- I never have.
## Speaker_0: ##
And there's the first tell. Investing is a patient, gradual, long-term process.
You're out of your element Donny.
## Speaker_1: ##
I am ... |
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