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Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
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It makes everyone come together in the end, like the Avengers.
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>Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
I don't think the South gonna lose this time tho.
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Which ... |
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The easiest money I made this year was when Trump tweeted he is canceling the summit, bought DIA puts and went back to sleep, woke up around 2pm, DOW is down 300 points. Buts its not always that easy.
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Leveraged?
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Options are already lit... |
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I mean from his letter earlier today, he pretty much gave his reasons for what he did, and explained where the funding was exactly coming from. So the likely hood of a successful lawsuit is probably low, all he needs to prove is intent of making the stock private, which is h... |
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$50 became 2k today for some folks. Live the dream!
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I haven't given up yet!
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Invest in your job. Over the years it’ll pay millions. All in on VTSAX baby those are faggy d’s that I’m down with. Tendies in thirty years baby, daddy’s buying... |
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Nice recap of current events, but I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.
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In order:
* Possible civil war/internal conflict in China. Bad for business.
* A growing pool of easily radicalized, aggressive and unproductive/demoralized men. Bad for busin... |
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I warned you about RobinHood, bro. Why didn't you listen.
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"Robin Hood user"
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Learn from my mistakes, son.
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"COCK SUCKER"
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My many mistakes.
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> and
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Kill me.... |
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What would Tesla skyrocket to if shorts had to cover? 500?600? 1000????
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Tesla could go to 900 one week and then to 100 a month later.
The premiums for options are insane, but as volatile as this shit is, you are likely to make money.
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I ju... |
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Cmcsa is screwed. Everyone'll to switch to T, VZ and TMUS for the boycotts.
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Most can't bc of a monopoly.
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Yup this is the problem. Comcast is the only choice where I live
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I could actually see more competition pop up when ... |
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I DON'T KNOW BUT MY CALLS ARE UP 84% SINCE FRIDAY. IM HARD AF FOR BEZOS.
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You are doing it wrong, you should be up -84%
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Don't glorify losses, dumbass
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newb - reported you. There are only two winning strategies here a... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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I see you have the meme stocks covered.
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Had to embrace memes for a mod post
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But where's your Bloomberg terminal
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/u/sithereandthere has it covered
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You're walking a dangerous road my friend - he mig... |
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I am a proud member of the 6% or so. Not sure why I come here
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I’m part of the one percent for my age. 70k a year@ 21y/o.
My coworkers who I’ll be working with make about 120k.
I’ll be there in about 3 years.
I feel like I’m smart because I’m doing so we... |
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I can't wait for this to go absolutely nowhere
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Seriously. It's going somewhere and it's going to be... Tax payers not paying to ship Amazon packages anymore.
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You do realize that the USPS isn't funded by tax payers right? It is completely s... |
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Usually I have to check if the tweets I see on here are real because they're so fucking crazy. This time I had to check because it actually makes sense.
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Getting rid of the EUs tariffs has always been his end goal. Only people who believe the TDS media ha... |
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Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
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It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he i... |
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He didn't say which Monday! Just a little bit of patient and we got him!!!
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Still will never cross 60
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it closed above 60 four days ago my dude
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....again. sorry, I'm not a doctor. Usually don't look at cancer.
## Wall... |
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Interesting. That's quite a bit of cash.
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She is rich as fuck. Her net worth is like 30 million.
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[List of current members of the United States Congress by wealth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_members_of_the_United_States_C... |
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You're the 20k a month guy are you?
I sure didn't believe, but damn, can't say you haven't done good.
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No, I wish I could make $20k a month. That would be really nice
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> fmccp
you're earning an avg of 11k a month over the last seven y... |
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You can't make this stuff up lol. The dude's worst enemy is himself.
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isnt he a millionaire?
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What the fuck does that matter?
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Means he's doing alright for himself.
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He's going to jail, which I think quali... |
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He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points.
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Yep and according to him it's the Fed's fault. Always passing the buck.
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TBF the feds *are* a bunch of fucknuts.
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Tell us everything you know about the... |
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One time I bought a broken iPhone, fixed, it flipped it for a $20 profit. Took that money and bought 2 $20 scratchers and won $500. It bought my last bong.
Edit: I am amazed anyone cares about this story.
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This story is interesting, to a point. Is there ... |
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>who actually understand stocks will make money
in my recent experiences having an understanding of whats going on is actively working against me. i need to be more like the autist on the front page who cleared 100k by accident.
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No shit. Fundamentals st... |
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Lots of quality meme stocks
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i can't believe people like this actually exist
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I've been in these for months. Don't worry my return last year was > 100%.
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You're dumb. Like, really really dumb.
DRYS has dropped 97% in t... |
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Chad? More like Sad
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More like "shad" with that fishmouth
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No joke, met the embodiment of "Chad" the other day at a small party. Name was Shad. Notable take home points from the visit:
* Manager at fathers financial firm
* Trump only sa... |
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Brah that’s good. Too bad it looks like you working at a poverty level job :(
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It's at a big hospital so it's not too bad. I make enough to make poor decisions Monday through Friday and drink the weekend away.
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What about rent?
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who the fuck are you
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Jwixxx,
I do the nightly Jwixxx pixxx series and I'm here to make new friends help my old friends and I'm trying to get around the whole "tax situation" so I can start investing myself maybe one day I can quit my job as a janitor but m... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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We’ve all been every single person in this gif at one point or another
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I haven't been that red guy... yet.
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I was last week on CSCO earnings calls. YOLO'd the whole portfolio... had to add more dollars to keep playing.
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Unpopular advice so downvote this appropriately: Take 30k and pay off your loan TOMORROW, put 5k in savings thats difficult to access and play with the rest as you see fit (Shoot for FU money if thats what you want). Report back with the location of your NYE raising canes ... |
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/world/1038147/Elon-Musk-news-Tesla-boss-20-million-SEC-settlement-billionaire-Silicon-Valley/amp
actually what this means he isn’t allowed legally to withdraw the tittle president of tesla. so basically he’s still the pres... |
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Tariffs would have been great, before they outsourced all manufacturing... now it doesn't really make sense.
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American manufacturing is 25% of the US economy, and is roughly the same size as the Chinese manufacturing sector, or a little larger. US is still i... |
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No one is giving me any real answers...
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If you had done about 5 minutes of research, you wouldn't have submitted this post. You don't deserve an answer.
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After ignoring these comment and writing out a financial plan (contigency if I fail), ... |
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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10% to 19.9% is a correction, more than 20% is a bear market. Bear markets usually happen duri... |
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words cannot express how much I hate pictures with motivational quotes on them
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The people who post motivational pictures are the last people I would ever take advise from.
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The people who confuse advice and advise are the last people I wo... |
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Convince myself that the selloff will continue for weeks, watch it go up, get impatient, buy a bunch of shit, then watch my original thesis proven correct, hold bags.
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Same as you except been bagholding since the week before the selloff
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I ... |
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Quality move mate. Have my upvote
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Bought in at 34, sold at 34.5, bought again at 36 but forgot to buy a rope.
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You held overnight?
Edit—saw the pic. Hang in there u might be good
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yeah. shoutout to apple stocks and ro... |
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She's so hot though, I would interview all day
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Wut? Looks like she could be Martin's twin brother post op.
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Naw she's a 10
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she looks like shes fuckin 40, you like milfs or something?
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hes from Saskatch... |
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Just amazing they get billions deep into it before calling for competent governance.
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at this point i wanna short softbank not wework lmaooo
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softbank is like 95% alibaba, 8% yahoo japan and sprint and like -3% everything else. I have a v... |
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This is all from $297 Put 9/25
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How much did you put on the line?
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Everything, so it’s not nearly as impressive as my ROKU gains, but it’s the same $ I gained, so I can’t complain!
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Honestly dude, let $90k settle and cash it... |
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BABA thank me later
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Wouldn't this be super risky because they are releasing their earnings soon..
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Thought u would want to risk ur $10k?
Just u know I sold all of my $105 NVDA calls before ER.
It was 60 calls June 2nd expiration. He... |
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Gay
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Nah this is sick af if it’s not a paper account.
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Gains don’t outperform the market by much
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How is this not outperforming the market by much? He's up ~30% while the market has been mostly flat
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SPY ... |
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Because you shorted the 271s and would be naked if you closed the other leg
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So I can either close both positions at once or buy back the 271s first?
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Have you tried paper trading instead of money burning?
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Money is made of ... |
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Makes me feel better about my 100 shares lol.
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why are ppl bullish on it???
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Their CFO met with a lot of analysts over multiple dinners - every analyst reiterated a buy rating after.
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So, conspiracy with everyone in on the t... |
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Why isn't SNAP tanking...
I'm definitely holding until Monday, inb4 downgrade on Friday
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Manipulation
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They're considering taking the firm private at 14,20$
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get that eurotrash punctuation, dollar sign on the wrong ... |
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As a eurofag I don't like Trump, but I like how he handles China. I wish EU wasn't the pussy it is.
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Me too. Trump should be using yhe EU as a weapon instead of trying to go against the world by himself
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He should also get Japan, S. Korea, a... |
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6/1 $60 FDs lets gooooo
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7/20 70 and 1/19 70 calls here
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Same, those dates aren't too bad. We have a good amount of time to recover and or ride the pre earnings run-up
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Only thing preventing me from rope was the foresight... |
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That "AMD $20 by October or ban" guy was right all along. He just had the wrong year
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>right all along
>He just had the wrong year
That's not how it works
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Amd 20 call with "eventually" expiry. What would the premium on those be hr... |
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“What’s up Ya baby boomer fuck”lmao
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“Omg that’s funny. Who said it was me? “
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"I studied finance"
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“My pecker is 5 inches on a hot day”
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"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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there's a bunch of betas o... |
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Wow holy shit you're not lying. SQ is straight raping me right now
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Went from up $100 to down $100 lmao I'm long SQ.
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Yeah same here. I'm just going to hold through this shit and hope it shoots back up before too long
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I ... |
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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That sub is fucking depressing.
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Why? It's people looking for help and people looking to help. Unless you find the idea of poverty is depre... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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$355 call? What the fuck?
Why not just do a 10/5 $700 call?
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355 is my lucky number (srs)
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No it's not
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It is
https://imgur.com/a/CR8S2tE
No matter the expiration I always buy 355
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I nominate you ... |
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Honestly I just quit fucking around with Tesla because you just never know anymore. I traded options on paper for Tesla and lost every goddamn time. Elon can pull money out of his ass with some scheme last minute that people applaud him for and raise the stock price, only... |
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I think Samsung is the main supplier for DDR6. MU hasn’t got their shit together on it yet
Edit: I’ve never gotten so many comment replies so quickly. This is bad for MU
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It's micron https://www.micron.com/about/blogs/2018/september/micron-delivers-gddr6-p... |
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It is a common misconception that bears hibernate during the winter. While bears tend to slow down during the winter, they are not true hibernators. Black bears, Grizzly bears and Brown bears do go into a deep sleep during the winter months, known as torpor. Hibernation i... |
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Shkreli called into IB on stream and confirmed that this does indicate a demo/simulation account.
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Martin is a man of action
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Shkreli oficially unhated now?
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How can you hate our lord and savior?
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Serious ... |
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That’s more than 85% of americans have in savings...
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Her family is wealthy and lived in one of the wealthiest districts in new york
If I was born into a wealthy connected family and only had 7 stacks id be a failure
My inmigrant barely speaking english gi... |
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At the risk of getting called a lame, I don’t get it?
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Stocks trade after hours not options
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Oh, learn something new every day
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Jesus Christ. What has robinhood done.
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I don’t even trade, I just like... |
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Can confirm, just came from the future. AMA.
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Why'd you come back
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I love you guys too much to leave forever.
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Are you implying we aren't there in the future?
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I've said too much.
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
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[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery, go... |
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Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
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It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he i... |
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When was the last tech sell off?
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/06/09/tech-stocks-nosedive-after-goldman-sachs-report-released/amp/
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This fucking happened the day after I purchased GOOGL
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I sold my nvda for $1... |
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Yeah, until their servers go down and they lock you out of your own money
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My biggest fear and probably why I won't make the switch.
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Just use it for savings
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Yeah but realistically, who does that? I keep my checking and s... |
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California alone outperforms Russia.
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California alone is the 5th biggest economy in the world. What always shocks me is both Canada and Italy are larger than Russia.
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We just legalized weed today in Canada and I purchased taxed weed fr... |
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Most of my gains are from NVDA and AMD
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Calls? What was your play.
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He buys low and sells high.
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What's that play called? Never heard of it.
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dont worry, neither has anyone else here. we'll figure it out o... |
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This is probably the funniest meme I've seen all week.
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I feel like I must be missing some context for this post, cause I didn't find it remotely funny personally
Edit: Nope it's literally just a dead hooker joke..
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Elon Musk has been in th... |
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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Tbh I'd rather lose all my money day trading than be a door to door salesman.
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i met a few d2d salesmen that said they made a lot of money
funny how none of them kept... |
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This sub is gay now
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Are you a fan of the unforced error of imposing restrictive tariffs?
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Tariffs are ultimately taxes that are paid by Americans.
If you wouldn't cheer at a new federal sales tax, you shouldn't cheer for a tariff.
Too ba... |
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Despite how unprofessional UAL has been through this whole ordeal, people will eventually realize that cheap flights + prevalence of United in the aviation industry will cause people to flock back.
UAL might dip, but it'll come back. Hop in at $65.
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Serious... |
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“I’d like to take out a loan for $50,000, please.”
“Sure, what do to plan on doing with the money?”
“I’m gonna buy TSLA shares.”
“You’ve been approved for $232,000.”
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Op please tell us for real what you said to the bank to trick them into giving you the ... |
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When the Canadians are sending posters, they're not sending their best. These aren't good posters like you and I. They're sending autists. They're sending shitposters. And some, I assume, are good people.
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Who are you going to consult when deciding if a p... |
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How many upvotes to get you to delete your account?
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I said I would after a million. I'm rich now, but I was bluffing.
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You weren't bluffing, you were lying. There's a difference.
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Is there?
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sure
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Putin would go for the KO early, he looks like he'd throw haymakers all day. Justin would win if he dragged it out to the 3rd round. Old man Putin would gas out by then.
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Dude is a fucking machine. No way he's gassed. Trudeau is basically a university book ... |
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[Hmmmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/2zpim5/psa_ensure_you_understand_capital_gains_tax/cpqnk5k/)
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My dad gave me a thousand, the rest comes from my daddies
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What is daddies?
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His tricks. He/she sucks... |
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This is of course only the beginning. I expect to make 2-3 this easily in afterhours as Google crashes well below $800 and quite possibly below $750. SBUX is finished as well. To make sure, I went there this morning to eat breakfast and as I expected it was almost entirely e... |
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You're missing the best part; a half hour later he says this:
> "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy t... |
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News flash: Hes going to be found guilty, because he is blatantly obviously guilty. He lost investor money which he lied to acquire and then plundered his pharma company to pay them back through a series of illegal and traceable transactions. Its an open and shut case. Just ... |
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2013 was a different time, nobody trusted black president, economy in shambles barely recovering. Now white president, good economy, peeps will think he's doing this intentionally to let the market be free from big government. See you at all time highs Monday.
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Woo! YOLOd whole account on this meeting.
Edit: http://imgur.com/KkgvOAc
Edit 2: RIP Gains
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positions?
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http://imgur.com/BkqQZmM
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omg someone is wsb actually made money on SPY
praise shkreli
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if you can't... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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Holy shit, that's the first high-effort post I've ever seen in this sub
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You get them every once in a while. This sub actually taught me the basics of options a while ago and sparked my interest in the field. I thought I would give back.
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D... |
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That bull was like I want to live, i’m going to fight this...
::Balls get bitten off::
Never mind, forget it just kill me, make it fast.
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if you watch the full video you will see they did not make it fast, in fact they were eating him from his anus on whil... |
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Trading options is good and easy to win.
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I try to tell people own hundreds or thousands of shares in their accounts to at the VERY least, sell high out of the money calls for extra % gains.
Then they try and understand options in the slightest and they giv... |
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I have a feeling Trump is going to make r/wallstreetbets a lot of money.
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Truly the president we deserve
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We don't deserve anything let's be real here
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Not the first time an OSU person got something they didn't deserve #... |
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This is one bad thing about lots of new subscribers. People posting shit like this that every goddamn person on this sub knows about for god knows how long. Did you bother to look at how many times biopharmcatalyst has been posted here? holy rectovaginal fistula batman.
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$100B buyback whew lad
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Could've missed and still moonshot with that.
Edit: Although honestly, sending 100 bil into the ether seems like a waste. If they want to increase shareholder value... why not just go around buying up companies or something. Maybe... |
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Why is everyone in this sub just hemorrhaging money?
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> Its not a loss if you don't open the app
The real question is what are *you* doing to *not* hemorrhage money.
Please tell me
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I sold early in the year and invested in my mortgage ... |
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> makes $23k in a day
> immediately loses $28k
Mod this fuck
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While driving to work no less. Talk about compulsive behavior. True mod material.
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I wonder what else op was doing at the same time!
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Jerkin it
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This is the smartest thing he's done all year
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So Reddit likes TPP now?
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WSB likes TPP not reddit, big difference you fucking faggot. Trade agreements fucks people over but it does wonders for the market.
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This sub can simul... |
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Why did they close your account?
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That’s a fantastic question
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Ask them, their support is actually pretty good now
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Well it’s been two hours now and I haven’t heard back. I actually got screwed considering I tried to sell 30... |
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down 0.02%. you want to suicide pact with each other?
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0.02 percent doesn't really represent the percentage I am down rn.
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Well, share the fun! What do you own that is making you red? Inquiring sadistic minds want to know.
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My portfolio is down $80k since September.
My $600 of FaggyD puts on the QQQ went up 30% today. Winning!
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Down 95k ytd and down 200k+ in the past 2 years. Plot twist: it’s my parents money. I guess I can buy a rope with the last 5k in the NVDA
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If we open red u ded
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I'll be dead anyway if this doesn't work
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I'm gonna say its gonna be red AF to reverse your post jinx
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I meant dead inside :D
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Who is even alive inside anymore
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Wha... |
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Your car will be able to be a self driving Uber for you while you're not using your say, that's it.
Also solar powered roofs with battery storage and self driving cars n' shit.
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Yeah man I can't wait for people to bang in the back of my self driving TS... |
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President Trump is banking on Chinese capitulation. It hasn't happened yet, why now?
If AAPL has any weakness, or guides down to tariffs good fucking night for the near term.
So what's the play
SPY Nov monthly $265p, or maybe $260p for January 2019?
QQQ Nov monthly $160... |
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I actually had a friend who grew up with Martin, she said he was kind of a loner dip who was nice but felt the need to over-compensate due to how lonely he was and resented the people around him
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that's probably 99% of r/wsb in a nutshell
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N... |
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Great idea.
So if I start with a $10,000 account all I need is 0.5% for $50!
Now show me how to guarantee a 0.5% return every single day for 50 years and never spend any of it.
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You're basically asking for a 182.5% annual return.
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Muc... |
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I hope Trump makes him the surgeon general.
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LOL.
Edit: LOLing at how butthurt everyone would be just for clarification
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what kind of faggot clarifies his LOLs
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Can we cool it with the Homophobia?
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Suck a d... |
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Yeah probably because there wasn’t.
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There was. I remember it. How old were you then?
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I watched some news clips, like fox business and crap like that on YouTube. These people thought 10% valuation gains on real estate was normal. Like w... |
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