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What if you reach a -1,000%?
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Don't worry. Student loans are forgiven after 20 or 25 years.
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That's what you get for majoring in Underwater Feminist Basket Weaving Studies.
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Sorry but I graduated with a masters in bag holdi... |
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on a scale of 1-10 how soft are your lips?
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Is 10 hard or soft
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Hard
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actually soft. if you ask how big something is from 1-10. 10 would be the biggest obv
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Big is hard or soft is 1?
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Video?
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https://youtu.be/JFrpfvHHXPk
Category starts at 14:30
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I have so many questions:
1. Why are there so many downthumbs on that video
2. How does Alex Trebec look the same as when I was four? That nigga doesn’t age
3. Who are the... |
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Market rally is lasting an awfully longer time than usual....and higher too..
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That's because a definitive meeting time and place was set, and all players have made their demands known. The market likes certainty.
Now, Trump could always go back on his wor... |
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what do you set your stop losses at and is it leveraged
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I forgot that I had set a stop-loss for 5 of my 10 AMZN shares at 1345 and it somehow got triggered during the flash crash.
I lost all of my MJX shares to the same crash at 30.50.
I used the spare ca... |
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It’s Steak Trader, he trades cattle commodities at Goldman in Irvine; it’s a real cash cow.
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My friend and I do that. We call ourselves “Bullshifters”
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I heard that market is real bullish.
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Why are you being downvoted? It... |
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How do I short this?
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With an electromagnetic pulse.
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You make that sound simple enough.
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You can actually make small emps pretty easily. Been a few years since I did it but me and a buddy used a calculator and some othe... |
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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[Here you go buddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/7h5g75/i_want_to_use_a_credit_card_to_invest_can_this/)
u/JDGWI
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Wtf, I already said that the mods won't let me make an update. So I could not c... |
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FAPG The Florida Association of Professional Geologists ?
What do they have to do with GE? ;)
Are you all saying GE is some kind of giant fossil?
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Dad, r/investing is that way ➡➡➡
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Uber will bring on the next recession
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Elaborate
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Idiots will dump money in not realizing that they're just a cash burning machine with terrible management.
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Tesla 2.0?
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worse because Uber doesn't even hav... |
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No matter what happens, TSLA is going to pop. Too many people shorting and buying puts. There will be a major short squeeze in all circumstances unless it's truly, EXCEPTIONALLY bad (which it won't be).
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Literally all conventional logic suggests otherwise. ... |
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Let’s save this to post for r/prematurecelebration in a few months. Because bailing out soy farmers is such a win.
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Explain for us tards please. Soy bean futures?
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Futures are how commodities are priced. Basically it’s a promise to buy or s... |
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How do you live in a library? Where do you shower?
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I shower at work
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Follow up question. Does the library close and you just hide out or are there other homeless people lurkinlg around all night?
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There are other homeles... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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coke is ... |
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Yes, with the help of some dude.
She made 9900% gains in the span of a few months without any knowledge in the business, or trading in general.
That's sketch to the max.
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She's such a fucking crook.
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I love that you faggot hypocrites call ... |
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You're making a big mistake. You'll have way more pride in yourself if you use the money to look for work. But anyway, good luck you stupid mofo
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listen to this guy please
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We can't hear you over the sound of our independence
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make better trades tho
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Can't argue with that. My goal for 2017 is to spend that 17k on commissions trading options
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So you're going to get a real broker now?
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NO motherfucker. I'm getting a second broker. That's differe... |
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let's take a moment to appreciate the DOW volatility going on this week.
Were down 500 points, gain back 450, drop another 600, then futures open at a +100 open tomorrow.
Meanwhile VIX is swinging 30% weekly.
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What are your moves for tomorrow?
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Couple quotes:
>Inflation has continued to run below the Committee’s 2 percent longer-run objective, partly reflecting earlier declines in energy prices and in prices of non-energy imports.
>Inflation is expected to remain low in the near term, in part because of ear... |
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Thank god im too stupid to figure out how to daytrade properly
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You just need a couple screens in front of you and a good stock screener. It's pretty easy to know when a stock is gonna pop. Volume, etc.
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Just get a couple of screens in fro... |
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Seems like a solid time to get into the market right now.
4.2% annualized GDP growth, just about 2% inflation, nearly record-low unemployment, and wage growth is driving the economy and I think we have 4-6 quarters left in this expansionary cycle. Just wish I had more m... |
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I worked for millionaire at this time, did three seasons overall. This was the most tense episode we did, he guessed his way to the top pretty much.
He cried afterwards
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Do you have the link to the real episode?
Edit' https://youtu.be/NHmpLT7RNHE
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Iv crush be real
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Anyone holding FDs are likely fucked, but I do take some pleasure in knowing the MU haters aren’t making tendies either.
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It all depends on tomorrow morning. If it can reach $62 tomorrow then FDs are gucci.
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Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
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I should charge them that plus interest because technically they're borrowing my $2.9M
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Subtle brag dude
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If you see my last post I technically don't have it because they already took th... |
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"I only made that money by being frugal. No I can't pay for dinner."
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"How about you pay for dinner, and tomorrow I'll pay for a diamond necklace to match the sparkle in your eyes"
Bam.
Free dinner.
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lol.
"gotcha bitch!" as you stuff like... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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lol and what about now?
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Stocks on sale. Neat.
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id love it if you think its a stock, would make a lot of sense
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Everything you buy is a stock.
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I bought a burrito today. Is it a stock?
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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your 4/20 blaze it calls are carrying you just fine
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I revealed to another poster that I "forgot" to include the other half of the vertical spread.
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I'm retarded what does that mean
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Means he's up 7 grand on one leg and do... |
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HE'S TAKIN' OUT UNSUBIDIZED STUDENT LOANS!!!!!
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Federal student loan debt = modern day indentured servitude
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Wrong, retard. I paid mine off in 1 yr. Pick a USEFUL major at a PUBLIC school next time, or go trade school. If you dumbfucks ma... |
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Link to incident? If they did that shit will be the last straw.
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He told the investors about growing up in Indiana, where the whites would drag blacks to death with trucks. I call that murder.
Forbes:
>**Schnatter also reflected on his early life... |
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I know the feeling... I learned that getting banned from wsb is torture because its the only place I can be my self and not get banned.
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Yeah, apparently encouraging suicide is frowned upon in other subs. TIL.
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Kill yourself
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#But we all have to know how much you lost on those fucking puts that you and I argued about for a week.
Not to poke fun, but in the spirit of the games.
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-$200k on $SPY Calls
-68k on $AMZN PUTS
...and soon to be $15k on $AMZN Calls.
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I... |
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Uh, okay, but I don't really know what you expect is going to happen in the next 3 days. This crapstorm has been kind of a letdown so far.
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It's North Korea's turn to show power this weekend. Missiles just went off in Syria.
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I guarantee you... |
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Well earnings is end of June. So wouldn’t this mean 60 by July. Shit dd. Go back to skool
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Are you sure about date? i thought it was in July.
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It’s late June. Most smart ppl r getting julys so they don’t miss the er run up
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No one is funding their ridiculous bonus even they lose your money. Cry me a river.
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And here we see the typical /r/all poster with no previous posts here. Clap clap
Hedge funds 'smartly' allocate funds, if the S&P as a whole is going down, clueless in... |
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down 2% is not tanking...especially when it's up like 60% over the last week or so
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One month chart is red buddy
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are you stupid or just retarded? one month chart 85% green. we're talking about m s tx here
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Stupid.
I though... |
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I think someone shorted yesterday as his first short play. Good times.
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Oh my sweet summer child, why would anyone short a company with a fiveish PE and positive EBIT with growing margins?
RIP anon.
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cuz brick and mortar retail dying fam ... |
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You have 0 posts. We'll pass.
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Rektum
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>actually retarded,serious
I feel for you brother
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He has good and bad days tho.
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Say that to my face I'll shave you with a rusty razor
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice setup
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Thanks. I'm worth a lot of money
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What is your net worth in pizza
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Papa John's or Little Ceasars?
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Is that pair available on forex?
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Two chicks at the same time.
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That's it? If you had a trillion dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
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Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a trillion dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a d... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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Hopefully he dies on the street
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My family owns a mansion. I'll die there one day. :)
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Brb building a catapult to t... |
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[This was my peak (and also when my mom told me to take my profits)](https://imgur.com/a/UNxKnpp)
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What a beautiful ride though.
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Sadly I have 30k in student loans and that 5k would’ve really helped put a dent in it. Oh well, live and lear... |
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Lmao the market didn’t price in how shit he was ��
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Balmer made a billion dollars solely from quitting Microsoft.
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Bad CEO, or sick long term play?
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Both. God that Nokia acquisition was aweful
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Jesus
I vote for $SPY downies 3 months out.
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i need to pay this back by the end of the month. otherwise amex gets angry at me. only yolo plays
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you... you know you don't hold options until expiration, right?
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I execute all... |
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Unpopular advice so downvote this appropriately: Take 30k and pay off your loan TOMORROW, put 5k in savings thats difficult to access and play with the rest as you see fit (Shoot for FU money if thats what you want). Report back with the location of your NYE raising canes ... |
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Yup,..probably my worst investment to date. Down like 20% and the fucking fund has an expensive expense ratio. Should have just gone all SPY at this point ... fuck
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Gold trades on different fundamentals. If you wanted a hedge against the market, you Should p... |
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To be fair /r/options at least had a passing understanding of what options are. Here it’s just leverage for YOLOing... as it should be.
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what are options? isn't it that little gear icon in the corner?
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Options are this great new feature on ... |
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Play fertnert with my wife while our 10 month old ruins the house
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How do you have time to game with a 10 month old?
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She sleeps, plays with her toys, watches. She's a pretty chill baby. Really likes to watch rocket league.
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Nothing says success like a broken screen on an outdated phone showing a loss
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It's a hedge fund - he's expecting losses!
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sorry for the dumb question, I'm a business major and just finished macroeconomics. Don't hedgefunds only make money w... |
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I got in when it dropped to $10 a month. I love it. The first movie I saw was $12.95, so it paid for itself the first time I used it.
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Conversely, HMNY took a three dollar loss after you used their service only once.
Free fall confirmed
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I... |
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I didnt know Papa Johns was so supportive of the community. Giving pizza away for free. What a great man.
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He literally chose to give out free pizza instead of increasing employee wages at one point. What a paragon.
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Didn't he also fight too... |
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Note to self: don't ever switch to OptionsHouse
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OptionsHouse is the most abject piece of shit trading platform in the world. They screwed me on AMAT options two weeks ago, just liquidating them as they were sailing farther and farther into the money. It was... |
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Fuck that analyst with a hand drill
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What happened?
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pt 35
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Aren't swiss people supposed to stay neutral? Seems like those fuckers from UBS need some democracy
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Naw they r dirty Jews just like the rest... |
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I'm a piece of shit and know jack shit. I assume this retard has 4K invested on the hopes that AMD would be $17 at some point tomorrow? If it doesn't, that means they lost their money and will be living in a cardboard box?
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they expect it to be at or above $... |
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you bought 1k worth or ROKU puts yesterday and they're worth 50k today?!?!??!? WTF? 49k profit on 1k down?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!
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Yeah, he won a lottery. There's no way he knew what kind of news will come out today.
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*Insider trading intensifies*
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I'm fucked with my balls deep in MU. Currently 35% of my portfolio is MU. AMA.
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35% is balls deep? faggot u must be new here
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Let me tell ya how balls deep I actually am. I am in school and will still be in school until I am close to 30 yrs... |
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Can someone TLDR this, I'm busy counting SQ tendies
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They put a TLDR at the bottom of the article:
>SUMMARY OF EMAIL CHAIN
>Email to Donald Trump Jr. refers to setting up meeting with a Russian lawyer.
>Email cites sensitive information that is '... |
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If cultivation is allowed: Home Depot/Lowes could possibly be affected.
Maybe short CXW which operates some private prisons in California.
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From an economic perspective, how is it supposed to boost the stock?
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There will be less profit fr... |
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What a scumbag tho. He’s saying that but you know he’s got millions in a vanguard
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For suuure
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Hey be seen this and indefinitely support high volatility stocks, but if you don’t keep atleast half of your money in low volatility, long term in... |
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positions or gtfo!
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Just been getting lucky trading this crazy SPY volatility lol. Not holding anything atm.
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Let me explain this like this then..."calls/puts(tits) or gtfo" ....IE show us the wins!
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https://imgur.com/eu5vo... |
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all this for a pathetic bond yield smh
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It’s not the switch to bonds that’s the problem (specifically because very few people are buying bonds, hence the rate spike), it’s the implications of what higher interest rates means.
Namely: less home sales, hi... |
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I really really hope you sold at open...
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YeP full autism
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When did you pick these up ?
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22/5
Edit.
or 5/22 for the Americans
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What kind of faggy date is this
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Congratulations dude. What made you think this was a good time to sell? Earnings showed a promising future.
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I haven't sold - still holding. Just posting the current position / gain.
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any reason you don't just sell and then re-establish whe... |
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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Words cannot describe what he did in that stream.
Edit: [Jus... |
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Even as sure a bet as a lot of people thought this fight was putting down 100k at -650 odds is definitely a yolo move
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While McGregor was no amateur to fights, amateur fighters can be dangerous to professionals if they a physically fit with good form. They ... |
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WSB is bullish as hell my puts are ready wya futures
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This is exactly what I’m thinking too. The news is neutral and we already rallied big last week; plus WSB is being extremely bullish. We might get another relief rally on Monday, but after that, volatili... |
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How the fuck is a company that just IPO'ed announcing layoffs? Seriously, what a joke.
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At least they aren't blue apron
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I've recently become interested in blue aprons stock. I want to believe Amazon will buy them or something. Any specific... |
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What would Tesla skyrocket to if shorts had to cover? 500?600? 1000????
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Tesla could go to 900 one week and then to 100 a month later.
The premiums for options are insane, but as volatile as this shit is, you are likely to make money.
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I ju... |
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BIGLY WINNING
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This remains to be seen.
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You're on a subreddit which is fueled by the booming stock market which only took flight after trump took office.
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REEEEEEEE Obama’s economy REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I dont hink he actually defrauded the people, but I think the jury is going to throw him away based on how the media painted him as the face for healthcare profiteering. If you listen to him you understand how the healthcare R&D cycle works and how increasing the pri... |
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If it could just hit like 60% so the government would wipe all of mine out too.. that’d be great.
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Funny you think they would wipe it. They will just wage garnish.
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Luckily I’m fortunate enough to be in the boat of people actually paying d... |
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lmaooo
blowout quarter incoming
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This is correct. Huge revenues. iPhone destroyed competition in that quarter, as did the Apple Watch. App Store had amazing sales, $20 billion in 2016 alone, after doing $60 billion total in 2008-2015.
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I honestly want tesla to crash and burn just to see reddit shit itself in rage.
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Go over to futurology. I think we'd have at least half a dozen suicide attempts. I hope they fail, I don't want anyone to die, but it's not a business for these people. It's ... |
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Check the earnings thread at r/teslamotors the level of dick sucking is unreal
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Not a cult.
Not a cult.
Not a cult.
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Not officially a cult until the mass suicide at the command of based Elon
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I fully expect him to launch... |
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237B in cash on hand lmao.
Even if it does dip this beast will just buy another 100B in shares and call up Warren Buffett to tag team the bears.
It's futile. Long it forever without doubt. This company is not going to be topped by anyone anytime soon.
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I can't even close my positions until this Friday
what do you mean by that?
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I liquidated my entire account on Tuesday and bought /-\MD calls with them.
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I get that. but why can't you sell those calls tomorrow?
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After you ... |
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Republican economic policies will cause a collapse in asset prices, guaranteed. However, like the other times before, they could run up for years before this happens. The trick is selling at the top.
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> The trick is selling at the top.
my mommy said y... |
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a flat tax rate is not the silver bullet but we certainly need to eliminate the convoluted tax system that requires a multi-billion dollar industry to stay compliant.
Trump should behead and mount heads on poles on top of the capital building.
The reason being is that the ... |
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Trump is like one of those WSB users who accidentally got rich except somehow more autistic
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He inherited it.
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Accident of birth
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There is no more waste of potential than that through happenstance of birth.
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nothing like a good instance of credit card fraud in the morning
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Charge card brudda
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Holy shit even better
If this is real then it’s one of the biggest gambles I’ve seen on here
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1/3rd monthly income approx
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Fake news is knowingly writing something false with the intent to mislead, to draw in viewers.
It is not a mistake made, speculation, or any activity where the purpose was not to deceive. Did they retract? Did they follow up?
A mistake, opinion, or conclusion you disagr... |
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I had to open robinhood to see if the price was real
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Yeah the sad thing is that it's not that hard to imagine
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I understand why, who wouldn't want a Tesla? They're fucking nice, but Tesla is bleeding cash.
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I’ve seen model ... |
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this is the weakest reaction i've ever imagined to something of brexit's magnitude
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah I was expecting more damage... I actually sold all my stocks that were in the profit zone, expecting to pick up at a lower price than what I bought them later on... But ... |
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Lmao y'all are ridiculously bearish on TSLA.
Elon said they identified the source of the bottleneck constraint in last quarters conference call and should have a successful ramp up, yet you're making conspiracy theories about how they're fucking up?
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When... |
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Elon hates Mark LOL
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sauce?
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/889743782387761152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.marketwatch.com%2Fstory%2Felon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-spar-on-ai-2017-07-25
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\#nobodycucksth... |
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CNBC showing both the 1.12 and 0.84 EPS numbers within minutes of each other. Earnings is such a clusterfuck - I love it. Up 0.5% now after being down around 2% minutes ago.
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I'm ecstatic because of my January call option. Seriously, how do you report som... |
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Glance at my portfolio's gross exposure
219%
Ahh, that happens to other people
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You worried about how the bears are coming out of the dens right now?
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If I get margin called I'll just kill myself. I don't see the big deal
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This sub is more like a bunch of 4chan /b/tards playing with real money. Humour more than satire, but there's a lot of huge sums of money basically being gambled here.
Don't take anything here seriously.
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I've actually learned a huge amount about the market... |
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Good luck on that hard reset. I am myself down to less than $200, and trying to buy calls as long as possible to get back there, slowly and painfully.
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Lol what is as long as possible when u got $200 to spend?
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A month, with one call. ... |
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i guess those SPY puts fucked you huh
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Yep, worth it.
Time to spend this weekend working the corner.
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You’re gonna have to give like 200 bjs.
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I can schedule you in for 10am Sat.
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Can I have 10:05am? I w... |
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lol associates degree
## Speaker_1: ##
nigga probably got a 3.0 in community college
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He's totally in the right place.
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No he isn't. I was on the dean's list 2 of 4 semesters, and president's list for another 1.
In addition to my academic ... |
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I did this without a cfa..
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This guy spent years taking exams about fundamental research and ethical behavior, and he said “options! Fuck it!”
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Level 3 CFA candidate here. I concur. My dumbass spent 10sec looking at GE price pattern this mor... |
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You shouldve asked not to be a faggot
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Its a figure of speech. I didn't actually get to ask my Secret Santa for the gifts. Otherwise I woulda asked for more hot wheels track pieces.
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To shove up your butt?
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No to build a si... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh god please don't do this. How long have you been trading? Source: I've gained and lost 20k
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Look above, I'm not going to risk 16k. I bought 2k shares at 3.05 today, I plan to sell at least 2k shares when it moves above 3.30
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>when
yo... |
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They gave you options with 1 dollar in your account? Bubble confirmed.
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Dude the funny thing was i used to have nothing in there and I thought maybe if I put a dollar in the process will speed up for me and sure enough a week later i was confirmed smh
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## Speaker_0: ##
2017 gains have been locked in for four months
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I’m asking for future reference as well.
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Assuming I actually make money this year LOL
## Speaker_2: ##
We both know you womt need it.
Also, did you really claim 40 bucks?
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