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so do u use any particular indicators? lin reg?
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Just MACD, 100SMA, 150SMA, and 200SMA
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thanks for the response. thoughts on where FB is headed? up in long term?
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Absolutely no clue. I only focus on stocks about to change ... |
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Found this sub for the first time today. After Muskies NYT interview, I was compelled to make this and post it here.
Think I'll fit in with all you ~~retards~~ strategic investors?
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Tldr nytimes interview?
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Elon cried to the interviewer ab... |
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Yes they are futures on margarine, similar to other commodities like livestock or corn. They shortened it to margin when trading used to be done on a trading floor by shouting across the room, hence the term "margin call" was born.
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> shouting across the ... |
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What is the price ceiling of DWTI when you may get margin called?
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$650. I can push this to $700 by adding money from my credit cards.
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> $650. I can push this to $700 by adding money from my credit cards.
[You have literally just cl... |
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my daddy says brown people are bad and rich people have earned the right not to pay taxes
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It's every American's God given right to pay an accountant and tax attorney to make sure he pays as little taxes as humanly possible. If he pays more to the accountan... |
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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Safe space subs should not be able to make it to the front page. If I can't respectfully state an opposing opinion, it's just propaganda.
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Posting with their iphone x
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Participating in the system doesn't disqualify them from criticizing sai... |
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You'll be able to drive it as a rc car... Good old Elon please don't stop
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Surely that cant be legal. Can't wait to hear the news reports of deaths involving someone trying to do donuts near a group of people.
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It’s not going to help your s... |
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Positions: long on 50% VOO, 25% QQQ, 25% TQQQ.
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Y tho?
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why not?
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You do know that 2x leveraged etfs are a thing right? Why did you go with equal parts 1x and 3x on qqq?
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What's a good ratio in your opinion ... |
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Does anyone have options on robinhood yet? I've waited like 30 years and still nothing
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What exactly are options?
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No one here really knows the answer to that
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Okay. But like what do they *do*?
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This sub do... |
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Do you guys tell people about your trading habit? I did a few times but people don’t seem to get it really so I stopped and just tell them about my day job which gets a much better response
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No, because I don't see what good can come of it. People will eith... |
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It's on Bloomberg.
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Source?
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Bloomberg?
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Link?
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Bloomberg.com?
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meetup for what?
i was in austin for work 2 or 3 weeks ago. cool city. i could eat homeslice every fuckin day.
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Blockchain
edit: wtf how do you downvote an accurate response to a question?
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cool.
im an auditor and all the owers/partner... |
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He thinks he is special so let me make the full post known for you guys
https://imgur.com/a/FtD2P
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Lmao ur flair is appropriate. Yet I still agreed to follow through without getting what I asked. Who’s the faggot here again?
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Sounds l... |
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If the DOW can hit 20k then we can hit 10k.
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My unread emails hit 10k today
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I sure hope that's work email
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It's my email alt account
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for some reason i didnt expect to see you in WSB
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I... |
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Q U A L I T Y S H I T P O S T
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ヨ メ 卞 尺 丹 己 廾 工 卞
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I was actually trying to read this in Japans and got very confused
ちみエす
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私も
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私も、ありがとう
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Alright, you lost me.
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Me too, tha... |
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I realized I had developed chronic depression, anxiety, digestion, and sleep problems from going into cc debt from trading. Then I was like, oh, this is what a gambling addiction feels like.
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the sleep deprivation shit is definitely real.
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I thought everyone traded professionally for a living here.
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Are you serious or just kidding
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I'm dead serious. Why do you think my portfolio is 30% JNUG, 50% AMD, and 20% FNMA?
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Shouldn't you be preppin. Get the fuck... |
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When market was bull, I thought Trump was bae. But he was just fam. Where were u when trade was kill.
Phone ring, "steel tariffs is decide ".
"no"
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Market was bull because of Obama's economy. Not sure why anyone thought this clown would be good for comme... |
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F
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Just when you thought that shithole couldn't get worse.
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Can a woman really be part of the board ? or will she just menstruate all over the board room? Stay tuned to find out
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The fact that this obvious joke is being downvoted is proof this ... |
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A putty knife. Or just a butter knife. Thin flat metal. fuck.
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Nobody has a coat hangar?
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Nope, not even your mom, sadly.
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Bodied
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Born
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Unfortunately
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Would you ask a model airplane hobbyist to fly a 747?
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what a dumb fucking analogy. probably an excellent point though
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Those guys in porn can keep their cocks hard for hours. Know what I mean?
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I would do porn but my... |
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Replaced the hard drive on my mom’s laptop with a mx500 SSD made by micron. Should get us to $60 by Friday.
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This is why I don’t fuck with mu or amd. I have no idea what that shit even is.
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Wait....what? You serious?
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I really don't understand why people are comfortable gambling with other people's money. How do these people think investing on margin is a good fucking call (get it?)? Join a fucking pyramid scheme and get rich quick because I'm guessing your the type of dumbasses that "wan... |
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I love when people hit a goal of theirs it makes me so happy, good luck!
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Fuck that, I hope this guy goes broke.
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I would fucking ban you if I was mod. This is not spirit of WSB.
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Thank you.
If I had money, I would gild you... |
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Puts it is
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how you feelin about this now? lol
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Eh I only averaged down. I'm still even on the day and I'll probably hold through the weekend
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How about now?
## Speaker_0: ##
Still down but I'll hold. Everyday it's either b... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Well today I'm losing 50% of my portfolio , goddamn FDs
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Full fag here. What is "FD"?
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A faggots delight. It’s when you buy an option with less than a week until expiration. It’s called a faggots delight because they tend to fuck you in the... |
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Oil is in a dip. But it while the going is cheap
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Until the media forgets about Kashoggi we gonna have cheap oil
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So what like another two weeks?
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The insufferable fourth estate, Iran, and Turkey have really beaten this... |
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wait i thought opec was increasing production to drop the price of oil so demand doesn't go down
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yes but what you're forgetting is that the president is retarded
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Haha, I know, right? A self-made billionaire who become President of the Uni... |
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roulette on black
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I can't gamble yet.
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If you can't gamble online, you can't trade either
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Why would I gamble online on some shady-ass website when I can do this instead? Makes no sense.
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...because you'r... |
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Don't forget that's a 110% loss on misused student loans
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Did people seriously do that?
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In Europe student loans are 0% interest in some countries. If you have some money left over, it's not a bad idea to invest in SPY. However not in SPY p... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Don't play it
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Why? There will be a movement for sure
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I usually want more than 50/50 odds there is no telling which way we will go. Might as well put it on black.
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S T R A D D L E
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All in weeklies.
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Wtf is weeklies
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Options that expire on a weekly basis
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Arent options the highest risk lol
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Yeah they are, I am just defining what it is
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/u/losingmoneyrightleft
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But dad!! I dont wanna tattoo my ass!
tattoo or ban from my house, son.
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If my son is born without tattoos I'm aborting him
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>son is born
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>abort
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A 42nd trimester abor... |
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I mean if the president hates America whose looking out for us?
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What is this? Trump is actually doing the dirty work and getting his hands dirty to fix this country for once. He's pretty fucking amazing to be honest
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Honestly put a ... |
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Solid wine tho
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It's a sickly sweet Malbec. It's red wine for men who are married to women who drink white Zin. Total shit.
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It's a red blend you faggot. It's cheap yet good
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Sorry, I confused one basic bitch wine for anoth... |
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Love that Omega watch
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That watch sucks. It's literally an 80s coke dealer watch.
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Lmao you must be sugandese to be such a shit talker
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What's a sugandesé?
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sugandesé nuts
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Lmao gottem
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Put makes money when things go down, calls make money when things go up. Put contract says you can sell 100 shares at X price, calls let you buy 100 shares at X price. Thats the very basic now BUY BUY BUY
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Ok before I lose all my money, how much is needed up... |
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is it confirmed fake?
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Apparently he showed his acct# on accident and it started with a D which apparently makes it a demo account.
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So, to clarify, the number one trending topic today... Was a demo account.
I'm dying.
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I a... |
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April 5th is the beginning, today MannKind received the rights to Afrezza back from Sanofi.
So, now they can start releasing info about their commercial plans and handle things on their own instead of letting Sanofi mishandle it. It was in Sanofi's best interests to push t... |
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NFLX, I think NFLX has more of a chance of dropping on missing then skyrocketing from here. I did the following weird ratio IC
Sold 36 Contracts Call side 170/165, for about 1.9 Credit, then on the put side 20 contracts, 150/146 for .80 Credit.
If you do 9/9/5/5 ratio you... |
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The whole trade war thing really sucks for market participants but honestly, the US has every fucking right. There is pretty well documented outright theft of trade secrets.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/22/technology/china-micron-chips-theft.html
https://www.wsj.com/... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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Hopefully he dies on the street
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My family owns a mansion. I'll die there one day. :)
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Brb building a catapult to t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
the intel chart should really look more like a horizontal line. thing hardly moves. would be a good iron butterfly or condor play.
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More like NVDA chart.
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i was gonna say that chart up there looks like the NVDA chart, not the INTC chart.
fa... |
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Bought a strangle eod today. Hopefully whatever the summit brings it moves bigly in either direction.
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strangle OED? is that a straddle?
Also when we gonna get the news
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eod = end of day
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so he bought one that ended today ... |
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Take profits now please
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I sold it right after I took the screenshot
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What was your total profit?
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I had *1000* contracts so I bought it around *$5000* and sold around *$12000*
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Instantly flaccid
## W... |
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I was all in on the inverse too. Fuck all of you faggots
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What'd you buy?
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$2,000+ worth of Netflix
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Stock?
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No, monthly subscriptions you retard.
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As opposed to options, dipshit
Inb4 Rob... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
We need to spread awareness.
It seems like people like this are looking for our sub, but don’t know it exists.
Rule #1, don’t leave a fellow autist behind.
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Fuck no.
We already get way to many stupid questions or posts about Robinhood options.
Fuck no.
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What the hell is this lmaoo?
Also I think we're literally opposites because I just had my worst day ever as a trader and I kinda want to put my head in the oven.
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If you invite a friend, RH gifts you 1 free random stock up to $150 in value. OP seemed to hit... |
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Why pay off the BMW? Treat yourself to another car. Duhhh!
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My car payment is $750 a month, that's why.
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M3?
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Yeppers. 2011 black hardtop convertible.
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Payments on a 6 year old car. You really are wsb m... |
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Steve Jobs used to give extremely conservative forward guidance, so much that the Street generally did not believe his numbers, but resorted to make up their own which were a lot more optimistic. After Tim Cook took over, Apple guidances tended to become a lot more accurate.... |
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Did u all in FD?
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nah 11/16s. Might recover but its looking like not lol
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It won't. I've been saying this to everyone and their fucking mother all week and have been downvoted to hell and back. Cut your fucking losses.
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30 days ago you were asking reddit for stock recommendations for trade war, and now you are so confident in your prediction, that you are willing to yolo 50K on it.
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i'm worth \~430k with probably 700k inc in inheritance within a decade. Dual income of \~230... |
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My portfolio is down $80k since September.
My $600 of FaggyD puts on the QQQ went up 30% today. Winning!
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Down 95k ytd and down 200k+ in the past 2 years. Plot twist: it’s my parents money. I guess I can buy a rope with the last 5k in the NVDA
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What's so special about dow 25000 around here?
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nO OnE ExPIAiN it tO HiM.
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Ayyy you're the guy I was talking about MU with in r/teenagers
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Yea that was definitely an r/teenagers convo. Extra cringe
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He acts as if they're low because of something he did....
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No politician has done that before.
Wait....
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They all do it. Trump was theoretically supposed to know something about business, though.
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Based on what, his track r... |
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I could probably live the rest of my life with $200k making 3% annually.
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You can live on 6k a year?
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live in Bangcock
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Those ladyboy hookers make much more than that.
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Yes but they don't charge more tha... |
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Dude, you just flat out have a gambling problem. Get your fucking degree at least you retard. Then you can have a job and have something called INCOME, instead of digging a gigantic hole of loans.
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My grandfather gave me 33k to pay off all my debts after... |
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Your returns already outperform 99% of the retards here. Great work
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If I continue at this rate, I should be ready to lose it all by mid June next year
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holy shit, textbook example of a wsber
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WE GREW HIM
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bottom is in, fuck you bears.
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Dude you should’ve known once I’m all in puts to get calls
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Lol
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Why did you sell shares when you could just hold
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More money to get FDs
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## Speaker_0: ##
You forgot
>1999 yahoo purchases broadcast.com for $5.7b and turn Mark Cuban into a smug know it all billionaire.
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ugggggggh he is the worst. it was just good timing in the frothy anything dot com days.
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Nothing like a guy that gets un... |
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I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
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The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
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This is WSB, proof o... |
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I dont hink he actually defrauded the people, but I think the jury is going to throw him away based on how the media painted him as the face for healthcare profiteering. If you listen to him you understand how the healthcare R&D cycle works and how increasing the price ... |
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Damn, you still got 3 days tho . Start praying to the gods
## Speaker_1: ##
The order wasn't filled. I was selling the calls, my limit order was for $1.84 and the bid was $1.83, so it didn't happen.
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Over a fucking penny. Weak .
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Someon... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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That sub is fucking depressing.
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Why? It's people looking for help and people looking to help. Unless you find the idea of poverty is de... |
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$6k ... who cares.
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If he has skin in the game, he's one of us. Especially if he uses rh
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Are me and Shkreli the only ones with E*Trade accounts?
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Probs most of us plebs don't have the capital to make Anythigb other th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ive said it b4, but I stand behind my convictions... Good, let it all fucking fall... Americans did this shit to themselves, let them drown in their own corrupt bullshit... Fuck this country, as soon as I’m debt free, I’m out... Fuck America
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Found the Liber... |
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Palms sweaty, indicators weak, bag is heavy, the NUG has dropped so much already, portfolios unsteady, I'm nervous.
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but on the surface he look calm and ready, to buy the dip, but he keeps on forgetting, that he's broke now
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Tickers droppin... |
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Actually I'm seeing so many WSBers saying they own MU puts now. That in itself is an excellent indicator we are about to see a massive rally. Have faith, OP.
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This is the type of shit I need to hear right now
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I didn't even buy calls during... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
## Speaker_2: ##
that's genius.
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Not really, this has... |
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It also repeals Obamacares individual mandate!! We are fucking FREE again!
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R u sad bc ur blockbuster job makes u buy insurance
## Speaker_0: ##
No I'm sad because people like you love having rich douches in Washington tell you what you have to buy.
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Very diverse.
What did you know about this stock ?
## Speaker_1: ##
You haven't heard of the NAKet ship? Estimated moon landing 5/11?
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No - is it too late to board?
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This thing is going to 3+ if it all works out on launch day. Plenty o... |
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I still don't understand you guys. You do realize futures are leveraged pretty hard right?
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I stay away from futures. My future isn't looking so hot, so why would I want to invest in it?
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To make it get here faster
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Invest in stocks that actually earn money instead of yoloing memestocks and the weekend will be more enjoyable
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But what if I already made the mistake?
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Have you used your redo yet? If you haven't it's a very valuable tool when you lose your... |
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the question is, what are you doing with that money now.
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Losing it all
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1k is dedicated to an 8ball and 1h with an high end escort.
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Hold on.. Is the H in 'high end' silent? Why the 'an?'
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I can jump in ... |
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How much do you get from the government for your disability?
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So far I owe 200k+ in taxes soo?
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I have no idea how taxation works in the US. How can you owe that much in taxes? You lost money, you are under water for the year, why would... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Watch TWTR to see if a short squeeze sends it up even more and then buy puts towards end of day (as always 3-6 months out at a 10% move)
Edit: Same for EXPE
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When are you hopping back on the AMZN puts?
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Not sure.. becuase now they ju... |
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There really is no easy way to tell what is fake anymore.
Edit: Just so everyone knows, this is real.
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The level of autism he displays is truly astounding. It will remain an unbroken record for any future president until the end of time.
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T... |
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This was in MN last night, I saw a meme being created in person.
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Who is the strange looking person on the stage?
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Post Malone
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Thought he was dead?
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And I just got that his first name was “Post”. Thought... |
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Just wait til you get to 64k earnings lose everything but still have to pay taxes on. 63k income that you no longer have :D
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But you don't pay taxes on losses ��
## Speaker_2: ##
Apparently this guy has been doing it wrong
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He tried to rip ... |
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Don't forget about Papa Buffett wanting those cheap shares also
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I wouldn’t put it past him. There were some articles and fairly well supported theories that he was behind the Dakota access pipeline protests to protect his railway interests.
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Time to buy some more heh
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Loaded up at 10.90, ran out of money to buy more..
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Yeah loading up 500 shares at 10.90 didn't do much to help the 2000 I had at 13.62
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Meh, $13.08 isn't terrible.
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We eating... |
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[Top story on CNBC](https://www.cnbc.com/id/104989938?view=story&trk=mostpopular::1:102527204)
Some hedge funds blowing up in the morning gents
Edit: Jane Street Group owns 2.25m SVXY and 65k XIV... hahaha... ha... fuckin ouch
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I bought UVXY as a ... |
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Fucked up part is VIX Investor... I'll buy it, but why does it exists? Smh ������
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Inventor?
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Goddamn Bubble gum kush... Thought it said investor
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To be fair, it'd be just as accurate if it said "investor" instead of "inven... |
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That's bat shiy crazy. I'm toying with the idea of buying puts. I sack up or stay out of it. No way buying calls.
Let me ask you, what good news could come out? Versus bad news potential? I've gotten burned by Enron Musk already, so you tell me
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Bad ne... |
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as much as he looks like an idiot sometimes he is still once of the best investors out there and long term his track record is pretty good.
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I’m in the middle of watching the Dirty Money on Valeant and Ackman is coming off like a fool
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Th... |
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what do you think "bagger" means
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11x investment
which is what it means.
If you read the post faggot you would have known the pricing fidelity says as a profit is wrong and based off an inaccurate after hours bid. Actual value is 1100% profit
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’ve seen this story on Barons and CNBC as well. This guy fucks because of his already monstrous sized gains and his cool demeanor. He’s basically what I want my 24 year old that I’ll never have to be.
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It's basically what most of us want to be when we're 2... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this pic is better
https://www.instagram.com/p/-LhCNSTTpu/?taken-by=fxpmsoftware
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woah what the fuck this ain't no professional firm
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You never seen wolf of wallstreet?
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No, please tell me more
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Invest in ... |
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
## Speaker_0: ##
I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The big short dude, Eismen, is shorting Canadian banks now. He said he doesnt think it will be as the bad as the US housing crisis was, but there is definitely a problem brewing with interest rates and home costs. He seems fairly confident that there will be a large correc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Such an insane reaction, who gives a fuck about ebay anyways?
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It will come back. One analyst today said they are now free to court working with Amazon and Alibaba now which would dwarf what they were making with Ebay.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/pay... |
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how do you feel about trying to save 0.0025% of your portfolio on commissions now?
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I honestly don't care, I like RH it saves me from having to go to the casino.
## Speaker_0: ##
yeah you post because you dont care
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I lost 41k in a s... |
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See you on the front page, boys
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wtf is the source material im so confused
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To catch a predator.
## Speaker_1: ##
is it real or fake
## Speaker_2: ##
Pretty sure it's real and those guys actually get arrested.
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what the f... |
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Go long on a hot chocolate stand right beside him.
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I was gonna suggest sell the lemonade stand and then buy it from your bro with the family discount
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A
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