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Sell half! Lock in gains. Let the rest ride.
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Math isn't your strongest subject is it?
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ELI5
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He already sold half.
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You gotta be a special kind of stupid.
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Go ahead and look at the... |
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u'll be right once, wrong twice. been there done it.
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This is why I'm asking for any and all recommended reading. This way it's not all random guessing. Hoping stop loss will save me.
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Don't keep betting your winnings, stick with a daily amo... |
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By doing stonks
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You mean stocks? Wow
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no you have to buy stonk to make prophet
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Tips plz
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Just the tip?
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks becaus... |
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What's the deal with this jump? I didn't know the rocketship was leaving today.
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Intel filling its pants through price cutting means this is serious. More and more info comes out about how baller Ryzen is. AMD is clearly aggressively going for market share a... |
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I'd pay good money to see /r/wallstreetbets and /r/LateStageCapitalism get into a flame war.
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Can't we just buy them out? Bribe a few mods and turn "LateStageCapitalism" into "BestStageCapitalism"?
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You can't buy out people who literally don... |
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#OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS /R/ROBINHOD I MEAN LOOK AT THE URL I KNOW IT SAYS WALLSTREETBETS BUT THIS POST IS NECESSARY AND INFORMATIVE AND NOT GARBAGE
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I didn't realize you were the one constantly removing garbage RH complaint posts...
You're welcome, fu... |
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Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance
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Yeah, sorry to hear it �� thankfully my daddy, who was the CEO of a multi-billion dollar shipping company in Singapore, left me with a nice lil' chunk of inheritance �� only a couple hundred million Singapo... |
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positions or ban, I am tired of this chart with no idea of what your game is.
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hi sorry i was figuring out how to upload imgur in comments lol
http://imgur.com/gallery/2HwQYOq
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Get out 10k and keep going with the rest. Trust me on this. O... |
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all this for a pathetic bond yield smh
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It’s not the switch to bonds that’s the problem (specifically because very few people are buying bonds, hence the rate spike), it’s the implications of what higher interest rates means.
Namely: less home sales, highe... |
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College was much less competitive for older people. Still had to be not a total idiot and have the means though.
George W Bush went to Yale.
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So did his dad and his grandfather. It was a lot more about nepotism back in the day.
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Still i... |
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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Casino.
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Best choice. Went to a casino this weekend with $200, walked out with $1500.
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I walked into a casino this weekend with $199 and walked out with $1,501
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Walked into a casino this weekend with 2000 and walked out wit... |
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my parents were trying to buy a new build in south florida. prices were outrageous
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I live near ATL (suburbia) and 3 bed town homes are going for $400k.
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I bought my house near Raleigh, NC, in April of 2016. Market value is already up almos... |
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I love you Dow, we coulda been together, think about it, you ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it.
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And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you SCREAM about it
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I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't ... |
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I'm going to be asleep when this posts so for all I know it could be really shitty. But do me a favor if you enjoyed the gif. I'm covering my puts on $GOD and hoping not to go to hell for this gif by asking that - if you enjoyed this post or any of my other ones - consider g... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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I sympathize. I lost my cousin to suicide. He joked about it a lot too. We didn't really take it seriously at the time.
But you're not gonna find much support for this message here. We're all a bunch of assholes that use gallows humor and name calling to make ourselves feel... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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$120k in losses sounds like he traded on here. What was his username?
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So easy. Green Tuesday.
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Well no.. We are pulling out tomorrow, so red because bots are pussies. Triggering the 6th great recession of 2018. Europe and Iran cave within 180days like China did earlier this year triggering another great Bull run of 2018.
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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Multi... |
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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I don think you have to wonder. I think it is clear. He pissed off th... |
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Whats that weird e thing, is that like monopoly money?
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Its the 2nd strongest currency in the world, remind me how strong $ is again? Owned noob.
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£ is circulated less cause everyone on earth would take the $ over £ any day. Essentially the... |
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its free money boys, 100 year bull run lets go
Sometimes I wonder how it feels to be completely retarded
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You are sub to wsb. How you know that you are less retarded? ��
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At least most of us are self aware about our intellectual deficienc... |
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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I didn't know they still existed
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Edward Jones's primary sales vehicle is having new advisors go door to door and asking random people if they can manage their money. ... |
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im doing this right after i sprinkle some e coli around the chipotle by me.
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The [1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack) was the food poisoning of 751 individuals in The Dalles, Oregon, through t... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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Alchohol... |
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Wow that was funnier than expected
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Someone's gotta meme that whenever RH goes down.
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Someone needs to photoshop whatever is in the top right to something
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**ABOUT ROBINHOOD**
-Commission free investing so you can convince... |
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Is there a wall street version of scared straight?
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It's called /r/wallstreetbets but we scare you gay instead of straight
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I thought we scared people autistic?
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Autists can’t give other people autism.
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Ah, the old "Sell your house and buy FNMA" strategy.
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where is my boy skreli
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skreli hasn't called me yet, who does he think he is, i want to be on his stupid show
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skreli if you're out there, you gotta talk to me dood
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K cool watch it drop another 3 points tomorrow
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Nah
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I have way too much in calls from $165 to $175. Kept moving down to lower strikes but scraped some pennies with FD puts along the way, so I very badly want it to rocket just not gon... |
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Yes I am listening to it. All he is doing right now is slagging talk shows hosts. And bemoaning the "fake news". Nothing about tariffs yet.
And wow, the SC base "build the wall" chants sounded a lot like "kill them all".
edit: 20:34 EST - Yammering about immigration and bo... |
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Or.... People just like sharing pictures and following each other to like them?
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Many people do that, but they are not a large source of revenue compared to branding deals.
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But the money investors would make would be ads and things l... |
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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Reminds me of a friends father who wanted to YOLO on orange juice concentrate heading towards a bad winter and was talked out of it by his parents. Dude missed out on making 14 million dollars.
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Can you elaborate
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His friend's father could ... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retar... |
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Revert back to getting zero work done during the day while watching the markets.
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Your employers are cool with that ?(not hating, sort of jealous, getting paid while trading would be awesome )
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YOu need to learn to master the "busy face". W... |
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Thank you for posting this. I always took that channel for granted, never thought they would actually take it down considering it still accumulates a steady traffic of views.
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It's amazing what YouTube does. And there are channels on there where people talk ... |
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Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance
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As someone from r/all I can’t tell if this is a joke about op’s dad losing all his money obsessing over stocks or because he spent all his money on the computers.
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You must be a newb, by ws... |
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This is the biggest non-story story I've ever seen, even bigger than Occupy Wall Street. Nobody is deleting Facebook and this guy is the biggest fucking hypocrite I've ever seen.
After a week or two people will be onto the next story and this will be a distant memory.
I've... |
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So basically hedge with puts, a month out, the very second it shuts down (which it will, this govt has more autists then this sub)
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> this govt has more autists then this sub
I bought 250k shares of MU yesterday because of a thread on this sub. I'm alr... |
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BOOYAH
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> When I watch Mad Money I feel like one of the smartest people on the fucking planet,
This too is what classifies you on the spectrum of autism: you can't tell the difference between a self made great man and another retarded autist who can't... |
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I got options today, my portfolio is still down 52% AMA.
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You got options?!?
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Ya I got them today as well
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Same
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\#metoo
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is it confirmed fake?
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Apparently he showed his acct# on accident and it started with a D which apparently makes it a demo account.
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So, to clarify, the number one trending topic today... Was a demo account.
I'm dying.
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It'... |
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How the fuck is this not causing hyperinflation? Disclaimer: my only economics class was in HS in South Carolina public schools.
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Velocity of money is crazy low
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So they bought a bunch of shit and sat on it?
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No, the p... |
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So how can the average person legally avoid taxes like all these rich fags?
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Have massive losses from previous years that you’re still deducting.
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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Not from /r/personalfinance.
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What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
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Oh damn now that they locking me up is when you decide to talk shit.
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You going to jail. Tf you gonna do? Maybe get some physical gains while you are in then chat shit, m8
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OSTK puts are free money, see you boys at the strip club
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What makes you so sure
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Sold off retail, site doesn't make money, and CEO is investing their money in block chain which doesn't make money. Could they be more retarded?
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Despite how unprofessional UAL has been through this whole ordeal, people will eventually realize that cheap flights + prevalence of United in the aviation industry will cause people to flock back.
UAL might dip, but it'll come back. Hop in at $65.
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Good job everyone, you all soared above the June Gloom and you’re in the mile high club. What were your moves? What’s next? How are you spending the weekend? But most importantly: whatcha drinkin?
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Did you reply to your own post?
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No, im sp... |
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Clip shows him not really answering some questions and then because he wants to leave he starts to thank everybody for a 'good meeting' and gets ready to get up.
Euro parliament members get annoyed that they're being tossed aside but then go along with it joking that he has... |
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I'm more interested in that HD. How long have you had that?
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As long as the housing market is good the stock is fine. Currently the housing market is on fire and shows no signs of stopping at least in the us.
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when the housing market gets... |
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lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
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Or because China is dumping their goods to take away all your manufacturing from you and screw you real good in the long run.
About time something was done about this.
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The guy definitely makes an absurd amount of money but it’s not like he started a company in his garage that went on to make millions if not billions of people’s lives easier or anything...
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Seriously why should a warehouse laborer and Jeff Bezos make the sa... |
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Man this shit is defying all odds. I stop-lossed out at $190 a few months ago when it was all wacky. Fuck me
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I sold at 200 thinking there was no way it would outpace FB and GOOGL and yet here we are. Absolute madness.
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> there was no way... |
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Many African Americans have a justified low opinion of law enforcement.
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Many Americans have a justified low opinion of minorities and Caucasians who claim they are always victims when they deservedly attract attention by always breaking the law.
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I fucking swear
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This is the most idiotic place on the internet.
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U clearly haven’t seen /xivtrader someone lost 4 mil there and it wasn’t even all his money
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I get making some risky plays, like I once banged a girl from AS... |
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Why would you use a shitty groupon doctor for something as important as lasik?
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Re: my salary
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That one guy had botched LASIK and killed himself cuz his eyes were in constant searing pain. Sure you wanna gamble your body too?
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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There is literally nothing else worth buying. Rock solid support in 48-49 range. No stop loss because WS likes to hunt those way too often lately
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Race to 1 MM
Fuck lol u were $450k before MTCH play
U always caught the perfect knife lol
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the new fscomeau
or whatever the fuck that dudes name was
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Man I’ve been trying to remember his name for so long. Shit was hilarious.
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I'll never forget that aapl earnings call lol
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Lol what happend to that guy?
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I was about to post the same thing. This is exactly the same shit (misleading investors) that got Shkreli fucked for, except Shkreli actually ended up paying his investors back with a decent return.
If she doesn’t face prison time than this just further verifies that Shkre... |
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Up $22,000 now.
EDIT: $25,000 now. Whatevs.
EDIT: Now $28,000. So...fuck me, right?
EDIT: Now $31,000. I'm selling in tranches and buying further out on all positions.
EDIT: Now $35,000+ on the day. Still selling and rolling horizontally and vertically.
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Fuck your 1.8 mil
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if it makes you feel any better it's canadian money. so not worth that much.
Only like $1.3 mill freedom dollars.
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How long have you been investing? That’s a good retirement fund
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In total, at lea... |
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I’m with you
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Seems very promising. What time frame are you looking to hold for? I'm thinking only a few months as I expect some quick gains.
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Quick gains. XXII. No.
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Thinking like a four year timeline. But think about i... |
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now retard
it's not going to go up 30-40% every day
i'll buy back in after the first hit piece comes out
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People don't realize market cap is at only 268.25M
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^ yup. Only 9m shares. If they're posting quality subscriber numbers on Thursda... |
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Anyone went out looking for houses lately? Little shits of clay and pottery and these greasy fuckers are asking 300k plus.
I hope real estate gets nuked into orbit.
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Yeah man trying to buy in Seattle... ����
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Austin as well, it's a kidne... |
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Why would you compare snap to Instagram? Sending nudes via Insta sucks
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If only snap would monetize that
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Blackmail everyone to pay $10 a month or all snaps ever sent become public record like Twitter. They'd make bank, and could make a pre... |
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Wow, still climbing like a bat out of hell. What made you decide a call was the right move?
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> What made you decide a call was the right move?
Have you seen this shit?
https://www.skechers.com/en-us/style/90601/s-lights-energy-lights-elate/wht
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Tech, Healthcare, Financial, Retail, the four sectors lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Trump became prez. Only MartyMoho, master yoloer of all four sectors, could stop him, but when WSB needed him most, he vanished. Three months has passed and a MU YO... |
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they could also very well be hedges against a bigger position of SPY stock....
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Yes but there should be calls to overset them near those strikes? I don't see a major amount of calls to offset them anywhere?
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As I said it would be a hedge aga... |
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If you have $5 million aiming for 3% returns just throw everything in safe dividend stocks and live off of that income. If a full time trader is making 3% annually then they're doing a pretty shitty job.
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Just curious, what is their aim? 20%?
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If he isn't wearing a chastity lock with the key mailed to a mod then I don't care
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The mods are illeterate so they won't be able to write the address to mail it
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Never understood covered calls. Why would you buy a stock you didn't think was going to the moon?
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The whole point is safety. If it moons, I sell at the stike price which is already higher than my average. I collect premium and if it rockets good for the deg... |
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How did this sub become /r/financialindependence ?
This is getting weird, and a little bit scary.
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No dude. He already had it made with 2.5 mil. He could've made 85k a year by throwing it into safe things and not had to do jack shit for the rest of his lif... |
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Who the fuck is this guy? I see his face everywhere when the market shits with this dumb look.
## Speaker_1: ##
He's Shalar Moogberg. He's a famous stock trader from the 90s. He was known at the time for believing that Microsoft was the one true hope of the dot com era.
Ba... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Haha I fucking love this sub. Even if I've only learned how to loose money from you faggots
## Speaker_1: ##
Nice spelling faggot
## Speaker_2: ##
we're all faggots on this blessed day, right /u/furrypornaccount?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Depends on the price
## Speaker_3: ##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is like 5 weeks old
## Speaker_1: ##
I guess the copy pasta is old (my bad, didn't know) but bitconnect just imploded yesterday
## Speaker_2: ##
Where were you in 2016?
## Speaker_1: ##
I was putting stickers on fruit. What the hell have you done for your country? ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Why would you call? Just lie on the form. That's how I got approved for 4X leverage
## Speaker_1: ##
Calling the e-Trade customer support line in the first place is what disqualified him. It’s a honeypot to see who’s still retarded enough to make phone calls in current year... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Guys a legend
## Speaker_1: ##
-ary idiot
## Speaker_2: ##
I refuse to believe we live in a country where:
Saying your investments return 20-30%, then returning 500% in ~3 years == fraud;
Lying about having native american heritage in order to secure a position at Harva... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why did you buy amazon lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
Read my title.
## Speaker_0: ##
My bad hommie
## Walls1337bot: ##
Turning my options into real equity. Too lazy to do research today so parking it in Amazon for a bit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Are you okay if amzn enters 1700?
... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Honest question: do people really think companies won’t pass on the costs to consumers? I’ve always viewed tariffs as a way to incentivize local production at the cost to the local consumers with the intent that the net gain in jobs/wages will offset the higher cost of liv... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
The smart thing to do at this point in the casino is to sell off your original investment you walked in with and play with the houses money
## Speaker_1: ##
Thanks.
Actually i'm fully out, i liquidated my position. 1 million is all i need to retire. (I live damn frugally)... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
F
of course they timed the Flynn shit to be on the same day as the senate vote
## Speaker_1: ##
I 100 percent believe this is true
## Speaker_2: ##
This is positioning by Mueller to prevent Trump from firing him. Markets aren't even down 1% on an unsubstantiated ABC repo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
you think boosting their stock price somehow increases their cash flow?
## Speaker_1: ##
It doesn't, but... it increases perception of success in his company. Remember, his employees are overworked and underpaid, but they all get options. He might have been staring down at ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
So...why are the commons down today?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Markets go up. Markets go down.
Sometimes there are more sellers than buyers.
THIS TRADE IS NOT DRIVEN BY PRICE ACTION.
## Speaker_1: ##
Markets go up, markets go down. Can't explain that
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Withdrawal all money now. Delete robinhood.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don’t think you’ve been in WSB long enough. There’s no such thing as stopping.
## Speaker_2: ##
It's only paper.
## Speaker_3: ##
Until it's ~~tendies~~ a Lambo.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is the most brilliant... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Walls1337bot: ##
Buy puts
## Speaker_0: ##
MU isn’t going up fast enough. Should I start getting more puts??? Lol i’m indecisive as shit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
May 25 AMD 14.00 Calls, its basically free money.
## Speaker_0: ##
You think it will really hit 14 by next week?
## Walls1... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I think the SEC will refund us. NASDAQ securities are protected by some rights against this very kind of tomfuckery IIRC
## Speaker_1: ##
What? Were you long on this dumpster fire?
## Speaker_0: ##
No. I'm just aware that for fraud type situations like this, you do have pr... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
For all the veterans -- how does the media coverage now compare to 2008? When did people start talking about credit concerns?
## Speaker_1: ##
This is NOTHING compared to 2008. We haven't even gotten into the recurring cycle of layoffs, margin calls, bankruptcies etc. There... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Gary can suck meat. I did my first put option last week and that shit better make me fucking millions tomorrow.
## Speaker_1: ##
You will do well here son.
And by well I mean you’ll lose everything.
## Speaker_2: ##
So still above average for this sub
## Speaker_3: ##
I... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Just wait until your wife leaves fag
## Speaker_1: ##
is that what happen to you?
## Speaker_0: ##
In the 2008ish crash. She invested in a pro hockey player instead. All good though, you will learn other girls are out there and they are willing to do cooler things to you. ... |
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