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That’s like 4 burritos vs a house in the hills and 2 Bugatti’s. I would spend that $50 on a gun to oof myself
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Not even a gun, they cost at least $200 last time I checked
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He can barely afford to rent a gun from a range for 30min to do the d... |
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AAPL mooned today and I’m still down almost 10% on my 11/23 205c’s... This fraudulent market is in for a surprise when he comes to school tomorrow
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When did you buy those? How is that possible?
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Last Friday when the price was $206
On... |
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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[Here you go buddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/7h5g75/i_want_to_use_a_credit_card_to_invest_can_this/)
u/JDGWI
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Wtf, I already said that the mods won't let me make an update. So I could not c... |
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You know there's some law in Detroit where you have to get any purchased house like this up to code, which can cost up to $100k. I researched this route a while back when I was looking into retiring in Detroit at the age of 25. You'd be much better off buying a rickety house... |
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Confirmed. I'm 22 and I returned something there today. They'll be bankrupt by Friday.
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Solid millennial DD
I bet you went to brunch after
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Yep. Tapas for dinner.
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I hope tapas goes away forever when this bubble finally ... |
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So this explains why my idiot sister and her degenerate boyfriend are about to get their used 2004 Cadillac repo'd as they're failing to meet the loan repayment with their $9 an hour wage jobs. Perhaps idiots just breed idiots. I'm getting fed up with family who owe me money... |
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You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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I'm skeptical. Software developers get paid very well, but not $330K at 25 with no degree well.
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No degree AND very little experience.. how do you even get past the HR filter to g... |
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Congrats, but fuck that's some serious volatility you got there.
## Speaker_1: ##
Thank you! This is my risky account for sure. Trying to blow it up one way or another over the next few years! We all know which way it's likely to go...
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Hey honey it's me... |
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Everyone here thinks you're retarded, which is why this might actually be a good move. If MU were to have a moderate jump, you could profit even if still really far OTM. If you have 44 days left on this option, that means that if the price goes above your implied increase of... |
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https://freeshkre.li/archive/
From [old post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/cslulf/apparently_shkrelis_youtube_channel_has_been/exgxm88/).
Edit: I should add a keyword for searching: mirror
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Wow, thanks!
Any suggestions on which one I shoul... |
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Damn think if you bought in 2009.
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That's what I jerk about everynight, I'm hoping for another 9/11 of the
financial markets.
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Trump's got a plan
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Well it's going backwards
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I'm having a surgery in J... |
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What is he thinking?
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He's thinking his fans are too stupid to care or understand what shkreli did. And he's right. All he has to do is demonize the guy like everyone else and he can't loose
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as he should. the faggot is under indictment a... |
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I think it was supposed to be 297.47
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$197.47*5 = $987.35. This is why this sub is poor.
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Where are you getting these numbers?
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The bottom numbers. What else are we looking at?
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I think the math error is ... |
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he's not trading with real money obviously because he would've taken profits, but then again he's probably autistic
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He is trading with real money. He is a mod here.
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yeah faggot? have you personally seen him trade with real money? post proo... |
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You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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Seriously wtf does this guy do?
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Software engineer/Dev I'm sure
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You are looking at the top of the top that will earn 300k in such a position.
But with OPs luc... |
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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That's what he's trying to do. He's putting Amazon on blast to raise public awareness and support. Public gets on their rep... |
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Watch DAL continue to fuck me in the arsehole.
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how are you playing DAL
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Their er is Thursday. Grab some fds for free moon tickets
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Hold through ER or sell before?
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Hold caz I am man and commit to my ... |
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Lost performance may require additional servers, which would increase the demand for memory. If providers replace older Intel systems with newer Intel or AMD systems, that should also increase memory demand somewhat. Bottom line is Intel’s problem is neutral to positive... |
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I will do the honour.
$stock JNUG
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Direxion Daily Junior Gold Mine (**JNUG**):
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**Price:** $11.44
**Open:** $12.20
**Change:** -0.72 (-5.92%)
**Today's Low/High:**... |
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Well I’ll be damned, turns out trade wars ARE easy to win
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lol, except the trade deficit will skyrocket. Foreign investment in China is rightfully considered as Chinese products (vw car, iPhone etc.). China got more foreign investment (aka outsourced jobs). ... |
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Door frame is stronger than the umbrella. Just work in some leverage to the opening. Apply bigger leverage. Checkmate.
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Give me a long enough lever and I will move the moon
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I'll give you a long lever
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The longest lever in y... |
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Fuckin love that dude, talks shit like he's anon but he uses his real shit lol
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When you have fuck you money you are allowed to do that.
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More like When you have no friends you have nothing to lose.
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He once said my full na... |
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Tell me about it man. I had a job interview today, going great and then they ask if I have anything I'd like to know about them? So I say, do you believe 9.11 was a punishment for imperialism or sin? The whole table was silent and they just said this interview is over,... |
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Why'd you buy a weekly instead of the monthly?
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I thought weekly was options ending within a week
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Huh you're right, Scottrade has the options listed by period (weekly or monthly). So Jan 19 would be the monthly and Jan 26th would be the ... |
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Yes it'll go back up you fucking retard. Maybe not today. Maybe not Monday. But many weeks from now we'll sit back and remember the day AMD was below $50 a share and laugh at the plebs who were too scared to hop aboard
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I feel like you have some really... |
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Wish that I got into the market right now instead of the end of August.
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Lol sucks for you I had to pull out of the market to pay $1,500 in parking tickets and I only now got the money back to buy in. I’m a genius.
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How in the fuck do y... |
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I dont hink he actually defrauded the people, but I think the jury is going to throw him away based on how the media painted him as the face for healthcare profiteering. If you listen to him you understand how the healthcare R&D cycle works and how increasing the price ... |
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That fucking asshole called it “perceived” losses ��
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It’s shitty all around. I asked for a reimbursement of original purchase price.. $350 on 100 spy calls.
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Lol.
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Worth a shot. I set a sell order the night before a... |
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He is the king of PR. This is how he gets plebs to relate to him.
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This is how we make progress. Through competition
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hes building a strong brand around his name, not his companies.
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So when he goes to the government and de... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Putting your trust in a pedophile with dementia who believes protectionism and tarriffs are smart tools in macro finance is prob a good idea.
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Lmao. Dementia. It's all coming together.
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I just refuse to believe that someone acts THIS ... |
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How much capital are we talking here?
Total percentage gains for the 8 weeks?
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I've been averaging $800 per week after commissions. I'm judging success right now on how many profitable days/weeks/months I put together consecutively rather than overall money... |
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Short yourself for still using a Wii
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Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros Ultimate gang
Side note: If anyone here is getting **Super Smash Bros Ultimate**, we have a smash channel and 100+ member community in the [https://discord.gg/wallstreetbets](https://dis... |
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Are you on Robinhood?
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yeah
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In your settings under account there is a button for options trading
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Is everyone in here an addict?
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Yes
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Lol it was a one time thing, I panicked because I clicked the wrong option. I underwrite loans so I don't deal with trading, don't work at a big bank.
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Sure thing kid. Anyone who's ever used an ATM machine before would know the difference between deposit an... |
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Now take out your original sum plus a couple Grand in profit.
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The goal is to get to $25k and start day trading. I've got enough money in other areas that I can keep being aggressive with this
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Day trading is tough man but huge profit potent... |
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I can't hear you over my deductible-free health care.
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What? I can get a college degree as well? I'm sorry, you'll have to speak louder from below that mountain of crushing debt!
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Louder still! I can't hear you over the sound of 20 police o... |
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How much longer until he beats Rockefeller?
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If you measure it in relative wealth (lets say net worth to GDP or total marketcap) probably never.
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Just Rockefeller's wealth adjusted for inflation and buying power.
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I th... |
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Quick before it reports on your credit try to take out 10 more.
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I did this 6 months ago and made 5k actually helped my credit ��
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It works until it doesn't
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Ignore this guy OP it will always work my friend
## Walls1337bo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
r/latestagecapitalism is about a 20/30/50 mix.
20% are hardcore commies who seek to abolish capitalism outright.
30% are realists who think Jeff Bezos should pay taxes like the rest of us cucks and aspies on WSB.
50% are outright retards who haven’t even read a book, b... |
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I really hope this isn't real
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It’s real, XIV is being terminated tomorrow.
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I know, I just hope it's photoshopped... for OPs sake
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It’s not life changing money. It’s bad, but he will have some debt collection agency set him... |
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How many times were you dropped as a baby?
Edit: also proof pls
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I took screenshots of the Robinhood positions andimt shoring I owe a couple thousand more on credit cards than I have in cash.
To be fair I’m not doing this stupidly - I have a little enough... |
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The repo going until October is hovering over our heads. A lot of foreign banks are buying US Treasuries because low yield is still better than negative yield.
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Is “repo” repossession?
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As no one is going to give you a serious answer this is... |
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clearly its /u/flipdipskipnip you mongoloid
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Lmaoo
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banned?
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Not yet.
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What? No MU Aug $90 calls? Sanjay is disappointed.
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Fuck MU.
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You don't F MU; MU F you....just ... |
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Imma keep it real with you chief, I’m all out of money
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Yup. Everything I have left is bagholding equities. I get paid tomorrow though, so I'm probably going all in on tqqq monthlies and looking for a nice cardboard box to live in.
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Is it be... |
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Gfy
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wow rude
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hahaha FUCK you
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Try to make back $10k I lost today.
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F
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Finally some originality! Top notch FNGU plug
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Yeah except your posts get shadow banned now for using that f word.
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On this sub?
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Yep... no more f word apparently. I guess some bundle of sticks became a mod and doesn’t like it
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Fag
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Can't glorify l... |
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F
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not really, look at IBM, I think he broken even or took a small loss in it after couple of years of holding it. so not every stock ;)
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IBM was a shit play, there I said it. I don't think Buffett is that great, just that odds will tell you that 1 in 10,000 wi... |
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I am loving the fact that there is any volume at all this morning before the jobs report comes out. Degenerate gamblers...
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What time is it released?
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8:30ET
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Any link where we can read about it when it happens or just slam ... |
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semi truck unveil will be good in 1 month, just wait
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The first semi truck technology is going to be a bunch of smart-trucks following an actual driver (like a train, but with trucks on the road).
Source: Heard it from some random guy at my career fair who ... |
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Your post 70 days ago has your account at 65k - let’s see that 3 month chart
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He is on WSB. We don't make money here
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I just come here for the jokes. Idk what the fuck an option even is.
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I was hoping a smart ass would expl... |
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Tell me how to short Earth again.
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Invest in Coal
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*clean coal.
„ ... take out clean coal — meaning, they’re taking out coal. They’re going to clean it — is opening in the state of Pennsylvania, the second one.”
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I know ... |
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Got in at the end of the day @$6 thanks to all the people limit selling ������
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Just hope they don't limit sell tomorrow and stop it from getting you gains!
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Report comes out fairly early. You hold through report and sell or sell in the m... |
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As a newbie I don't understand the terms put and call.
## Speaker_1: ##
Call you think it will go up put you think it will go down.
Babe Ruth **called** that his hit would go **up** and out of the park and then he **put** his bat **down** and jogged the bases.
You can rem... |
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:(
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if only you bought nintendo calls instead
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They don't do options for ADRs or at least for nintendo. You have a global trading account?
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Pretty sure IB has that ability. Not 100℅ sure but they have great international cov... |
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Robinhood makes its money off the cash balance left overnight in people's accounts; they do what's called a "sweep" and lend overnight to other financial institutions so that everyone in the industry can meet their reserve requirements.
This is why some financial institu... |
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>Where do I post proof that I'm not a pleb?
Too bad there isn't a site that allows you to talk about your trade ideas, post pictures of your trades to prove how big your balls are or keep a historical reference to prove if you were right and earn some sweet flair. That w... |
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Someone send him market data so he can do a 'This Week in Investing' through shitposts.
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I'm sure someone on this sub can fit a tablet with excel loaded on it up their bum.
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Mostly the mods
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You know that from personal exp... |
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what god do we have to pray to so tech will stop shitting the bed?
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Seriously. "Tax reform is going to be YUGE!" down ~3% today
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It's almost as if its just hype to lower taxes for the extremely wealthy
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Hey, let me know when... |
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you had 36k in ur account and you couldn’t afford college... Where you going?
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top 15, 80k/year crazy
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YOLO everything on faggie Ds and I'll gild you. Multiple times if it's for 8/17s
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How about 7/20 90’s?
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How does that guy not get rope burn?
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I think it's coated wire
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How does that guy not get coated wire burn?
## Speaker_1: ##
Assuming it is electrical wire as it doesn't appear to be rope or tubing, the wire's insulation is coated with a... |
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IBM is a dumpsterfire company. They are too busy doing buy backs and letting amazon kill their mainframes
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As I always say: woman CEO, that's all you need to know
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The sexist in me completely comprehends this.
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LMT has been... |
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Can we unban him? Seriously, who hasn't been making some nice coin off his inverse? Fuck the r/all scrubs who got butthurt it was fake. Most people here knew it was. Idgaf if he live casts all his fake trades screeching in a wolf mask, if you provide consistent returns fuck ... |
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I'm confused, what does lottogopher do exactly? Pick lottery tickets for people?
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You order tickets online and they go-fer the tickets, get it? That way you don't have to wait in line at the Qwik-E-Mart to talk face to face with a heavy smoking min wage empl... |
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some of those fuckers are so retarded they don't even realize you have to buy funds in their IRA. Like they contribute money to their IRA and think they're collecting 8% a year lol
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Oh fuck I just started my IRA a month ago and didn't know that. I'm 23, so d... |
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[This was my peak (and also when my mom told me to take my profits)](https://imgur.com/a/UNxKnpp)
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What a beautiful ride though.
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Sadly I have 30k in student loans and that 5k would’ve really helped put a dent in it. Oh well, live an... |
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Glad I did the opposite of what this subreddit was saying.
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I thought that was how this sub worked?
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It will only work until people start posting shit that is opposite of what they really believe in order to try and create some magic "invers... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
A lot of fear mongering here.
If you hold PUTS, regardless of your broker (yes even you RH fags), so long as the stock is not halted for trading you will be fine. You can SELL the option but not exercise it.
If you hold CALLS, you are retarded and deserve to lose your mo... |
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How the fuck did you even find shares? What broker are you using
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Seriously..this shit reverse split so many times it has a float of 1.6 mln shares. This is one of the most garbage companies known to man. Either way, if OP holds long enough, he'll be in the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>anarcho-communist co-worker
Tell him that if capitalists were half as evil as he thinks they are then they wouldn't hire mentally disabled people like him
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Ikr, if his coworker was an edgy teenager this might be acceptable. With an "adult" it's cring... |
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Why are you placing market orders
## Walls1337bot: ##
Can't really go all in without going ALL IN!
# #YOLO
## Speaker_0: ##
....
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And.... I am not approved to trade options on this account. Unless you're talking talking a Limit/Stop order which I don'... |
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Make this guy a mod right now
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They were playing with 2k lol. I thought we weren't even supposed to post things under 3 grand? Wasn't that part of our extreme vetting process?
Also solid post.
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2k in one holding in a 23K account on one brok... |
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No downsides. 3x leverage is great. Invest everything. Any more questions just ask
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Should prob buy with 100% margin too. Pure profit.
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Seriously dude? He's just starting out can we not spam him with bad advice. This is why the other inv... |
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By crash do you mean went retested the same lows and then rallied nicely for 6 months straight?
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Personally I think it will crash for another week or so and then slowly slowly recovering till December/Jan then the massive dump will take place
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Where can I invest in the chemicals that's turning our frogs gay?
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I know it's a meme but there was a tiny kernel of truth in it.
http://alumni.berkeley.edu/california-magazine/just-in/2014-02-25/its-been-crazy-berkeley-biologist-feels-vindicated-reaction
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Until like 3 other people get the winning numbers and you have to split it with them.
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That is still like $200+ Million... per person
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And you only spent $584 million.
Barely in the hole.
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It's only a loss if you sell.
#... |
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And I always catch this shit a day late. It's always some dude making off with 3000% gains and I'm still sitting here with my thumb up my ass looking like Elmer Fudd getting tricked by Bugs in drag.
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My question is how they know, because no one is sitting ar... |
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What’s up with his sleep schedule?
Can’t seriously be true he’s snorting adderall lol
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Old ppl sleep for like 4-6 hours idk why
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High rates of insomnia. Now mix in Trump's obesity, probably high blood pressure and lack of exercise, poor sle... |
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Good shit faggot, but you're forgetting that Micron has an investor event on May 21.
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Probably when this shit will start to actually run.
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Agreed, got my 7/20 50 and 55 calls just for this reason. Ride the run up and sell before earnings.
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WTF
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I swear someone cut the breaks so he couldn't rat any body out. This is just wayyy too fishy.
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Nah its most likely a suicide. Police said he didn't have seat belt on and had plenty of time to get out but didn't
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Could h... |
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Who can afford it?
## Speaker_1: ##
Only $69,000
## Speaker_0: ##
That's at least double what most trucks cost.
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It’s comparable to a “luxury” truck that can tow 11k lbs....but it’ll probably cost 85-90k anyway
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah and who can afford ... |
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Hope he goes to jail lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck you
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this was *swearers anonymous*
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Are you fucking lost
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Fifth response with a swear in it. Something tells me this sub isn't too welcoming.
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## Speaker_0: ##
From Elazar advisors:
"Mr. Trump's threat to levy tariffs on another $200 billion also won't be ready to put into effect until the late fall because the U.S. has to clear a number of procedural requirements."
That can act as good news especially since China said they will ... |
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TFW when this sub's god lives in a small, windowless rental
## Speaker_1: ##
TFW when he probably pays more in rent for that cubicle of a home in SF each month than your home is worth.
## Speaker_2: ##
Ya he lives in New York
## Speaker_1: ##
TFW when I've been praying in... |
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“That goes for options as well”
## Speaker_1: ##
If the option expires worthless, do I keep a receipt or something? Is that worth anything for collectors?
## Speaker_2: ##
Only if it's in the original packaging.
## Speaker_3: ##
Time to start printing toilet paper rolls w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The price goes up
## Speaker_1: ##
Right but if you don’t have anymore microwaves left in the store how can you increase prices?
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Price going to go way up before that happens.
## Speaker_1: ##
You're not understanding the question. The microwave is alr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
CNN is really interviewing a 30 year old who got kicked out of his moms basement?
What the fuck is our news nowadays.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's been a big news story. His parents are basically taking him to court because he won't leave, lol.
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They actually wo... |
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Thanks a lot for this, having to google them myself really triggers my autism...
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No problem buddy
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm not your buddy, guy
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm not your guy, friend.
## Speaker_2: ##
You're both faggots
## Walls1337bot: ##
Not your f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You either have Fuck YOU money or balls bigger than Justified's, maybe both... good for you, faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
I haven’t added to my portfolio since $30k I just made two good trades. All of this is “FU” money I guess, I pretend it isn’t real.
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wha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I was wearing a lulu metal vent tee, fell off my bike and shredded my shoulder/back. The tee was fine. I don't like to spend a lot on clothes, but lulu is the shit. Plus they make you look yolked af. Probably spend like 5-8k/year on lulu merch.
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s a ret... |
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Yup. This car runs on coal. #RIPgas
## Speaker_1: ##
Not necessarily. I opted to have my home electricity run on wind energy for slightly more per kilowatt.
Edit: not*
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Which are made from steel, which is made with coal. And probably shipped from china... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He should have dealt with tax reform before healthcare. Get some good mojo before taking away insurance from 20-24 million people.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Or he could chose not to be an asshole who robs 20m+ people of access to affordable healthcare.
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh no... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I grew up in the South and know a lot of people who would love to do this. I spoke with a childhood friend a couple of weeks ago, who is a mechanic, about buying a Tesla. He told me he "couldn't wait to roll coal all over my liberal ass".
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He wouldn't be abl... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow it's almost like they're... inversely related
## Speaker_1: ##
Here from /r/all, ELI5?
## Speaker_2: ##
3x index tracking gold. As the value of the commodity increases, one will rise and one will fall roughly equivalently, giving them an inverse relationship.
The guy... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This whole thing gonna come out as some stupid scam. Dude is playing these people right now
## Speaker_1: ##
I agree nobody can be this dumb
## Speaker_2: ##
If this is really a managed separate account like others are saying, the losses will be verifiable especially if t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
## Speaker_1: ##
For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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&... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah, record profits from parks
Record profits from movies
Record profits from ABC and Disney channel
ESPN is okay
<<STOCK CRASHES>>
## Speaker_1: ##
ESPN is 40&#37; of Disney's ENTIRE revenue. It's no joke. If ESPN has been doing bad enough the stock wi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is not a bottom. Rate hike is coming, miners are crashing off not only resistance around $42, but also because they just had a perfect inverse H&S breakout into days of consolidation and no a break downward. GDXJ is going to 36. JNUG has much more room to bottom.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
30 days ago you were asking reddit for stock recommendations for trade war, and now you are so confident in your prediction, that you are willing to yolo 50K on it.
## Speaker_1: ##
i'm worth \~430k with probably 700k inc in inheritance within a decade. Dual income of \~230... |
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