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Can we get this to r/stocks and hope no one fact checks this?
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Fact check? Is this a new ticker symbol? Can it be shorted?
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snorted\*\*
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u guy need to stop sniffing mari juana
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kids these days sniffing th... |
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I want him to post his loss porn. Something about selling fds and getting burned turns me on.
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He never posted proof for most of his claimed positions/moves
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[proof of him picking pennies in front of a MU roller](https://www.reddit.com/r/wa... |
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NUGT calls, that's bold. Usually I stick with GDX. Good luck man.
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I like the extra risk
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The extra risk is the lack of liquidity. The extra volatility of nugt is priced into the premium. You could have bought more contracts of GDX for the s... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m 26 and have a big ass tv and cable with a sports and outdoors package because I’m not a broke ass bitch like you
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Yeah cord cutters = a few boomers and poor ass millennials who can't afford it but will probably buy a version of it once they get a job... |
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Man- that’s a bizarre looking dude.
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I think that's post Malone not sure tho
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100% post Malone. He’s the crustiest man in the music industry.
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Lol crustiest is the perfect analogy for describing him. I think his girlfrien... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
When is your wedding?
## Speaker_1: ##
r/theredpill has convinced me to stay away from marriage
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If you got convinced by that sub then it's probably best you don't bring another human being down with you. Please refrain from reproducing also.
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Wow that was funnier than expected
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Someone's gotta meme that whenever RH goes down.
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Someone needs to photoshop whatever is in the top right to something
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**ABOUT ROBINHOOD**
-Commission free investing so you can convince... |
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can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
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You can buy an electric Benz that looks like a normal Benz.
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You can buy a ford Fusion hybrid that looks like a ford Fusion
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Hybri... |
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Remember, it's the fall that kills you. So make sure you have a drop or else you will be hanging and choking for a while
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I feel like this is how Aaron Hernandez died.
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IIRC he hung himself with a bedsheet from his window so yeah, he suffoc... |
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On low volume fag
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You dont track volume in futures moron.
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"Volume and open interest are integral measures to guide one's trading decision on the futures markets."
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Ooo you can do a Google search. Seriously you are cluele... |
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What did he do
## Speaker_1: ##
Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
## Walls1337bot: ##
basically you borrow a stock from someone ... |
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This should be fun
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can't wait to get a mortgage from robinhood
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if your RH account got locked up like the recent options trade fuckfest with RH mortgage. Does that mean you get to keep your house for free?
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Just delete the ... |
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If you want the stonk buy the stonk.
If you want one diverse holding buy a diversified holding company.
If you want to pay someone for nothing buy a long only fund or passive etf.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes but with RH you don't have to pay someone for nothing in funds/ETFs tha... |
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Why'd you cut out the part where he walks past the 'total bankruptcy' sign and into oncoming traffic?
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Haha what's the source? I want to giggle through my tear flavored tendies.
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He photoshopped the wording on the signs. That's not from the... |
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How long did it take?
Side note: I nutted
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Started in Sept. 2017. The previous post had screenshots detailing that ride.
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Damn son. You have any tips?
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He's an ex investment banker that runs actual analyses :o
He's not jus... |
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They got bailed out long ago, and never seemed to learn their lesson from it, maybe I am wrong on that but that is the impression I got.
I do not know what exactly we were subsidizing, but if one of those things was the workforce and manufacturing of more than just electri... |
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alright what the fuck is happening, none of these reactions make sense. I understand the hike was nearly 100% priced in, but that's no reason for a violent opposing reaction
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ppl expected 50 basis point hike and more aggressive rate hikes, like another o... |
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Thank you Citron, very cool.
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Andrew Left is the worlds biggest troll.
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This makes me want to dump my Tesla position. He's a 50 year old toddler that people listen to for some stupid reason
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I feel like he should get investi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why not just buy cocaine? Why does everything need to be legal with you hipster fucks?
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Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changing perspective towards drugs.
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>Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changi... |
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This moron doesn't know he's supposed to wait til he's near retirement before being altruistic.
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Unless you want to run for president.
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I just can't picture Putin going to meet President Zuckerberg and not bursting out in laughter.
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Time to put
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Sorry bro. You missed that chance long before. https://reddit.app.link/tNNEmrlRBO
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So are you gonna post positions or just say "I told you so"?
## Speaker_1: ##
No point in bragging about couple thousand dollar gains. It’s not ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I remember Uber gave me 50% off all rides for about 3 weeks after a month of using a modest amount of rides and I was thinking there’s no way this promo is feasible. The quarter closed shortly after and they had posted record losses.
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I get that 50% off, + l... |
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Probably the only thing good about his Presidency.
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Jokes on you wait till tax season. Trump might not have to pay taxes but we do
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I'm willing to pay a fair share on my investment profits.
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lol cuck
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Except hes playing with a $24,000 terminal you're playing with robinhood.
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Yea BB doesnt make you a magical stock picking fairy. Knew a guy who worked in valuations team at Big4, dude used to go fuck with the BB terminal that was shared and come up with t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who works the last 2 weeks of the year?
## Walls1337bot: ##
People who need overtime.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not familiar. Cali law is anything over 8 in a day.
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company policy, not cali law.
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you work hourly? I'm so sorry.
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Motherfucker! Can this administration let this piece of shit market stabilize for one fucking week this year
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Protip: politicians have zero control, and very little impact on the markets.
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I've heard of this saying. But how would you explain... |
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How much did he lose?
## Speaker_1: ##
Minimum $72M, 290 clients with minimum account balances $250k-$1M
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Didn't these dudes blow up or scam someone back in like 2013?
As Liberty Trading Group. Video trying to cover his ass with his $30,000 Rolex.
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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## Speaker_0: ##
was an EMT, but recently started Ubering cuz it pays better as fuck
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What? Taxi driving earns better money than an EMT?
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I was a Paramedic. Only made $16/hr and got 2 vacation days a year.
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I can concur. I was a paramedic, ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oil hits new low since 2003, market tanks, then OPEC immediately announces they are ready to talk about cuts.
I want off this ride.
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OPEC announced no such thing. This whole rumor is based off a tweet summer_said, a WSJ correspondent, made regarding OPEC ha... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
> investing
> WSB
pick one
## Speaker_0: ##
Being a little bitch
Having a set of balls
Pick one.
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Yeah, sure takes a lot of balls to "YOLO" your $200 Robinhood account.
## Speaker_0: ##
I've lost more this year than you'll make in 5 but wha... |
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damn how embarrassing , he basically called you to confirm his suspicious that you are indeed a cuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah but he wrote that shit off. Nice to just get my money back. I’ll probably lose more this year.
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You can only write off like 3000 of y... |
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I have more then 300k in TQQQ
Thank you lord
## Speaker_1: ##
proof and i'll res-tag you as rich fag
## Speaker_0: ##
https://imgur.com/a/acurBug
Thanks
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I've been thinking of doing something similar. How do you trade this security? Do you use a trailing... |
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I legit had to do this today too FeelsFuckingBadMan
## Speaker_0: ##
You serious?
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Yeah homie it blows, I’m still young though but I lost a lot of money. I did jack shit for risk management and got caught with my pants down. Lesson learned if I ever ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bear call spread on SPX weeklies that expire tomorrow.
Sell 2100, buy 2150. I'm going to risk 20% of my account and I'll be done trading by ten minutes after open.
Then I'm going to go sightseeing and probably get drunk because fuckit, I'm on vacation.
I'll come back ten ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
RIP tumblr, the porn there was good.
## Speaker_1: ##
Not only that, but it made for some great hookups. And some of my hookups there led to other hookups. Compounding hookups!
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r/ihavesex lol people who are actually having sex dont really talk about... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
whre'd you learn to trade this stuff? what are open hours?
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Futures trading is open virtually 24 hours a day, each business day. Heavily leveraged instruments (maintenance margin on a gold futures contract is $4200, for which you control 100 oz of gold). Dec... |
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Set aside some of your new gains for the CPA you're going to have to hire to do your taxes on this
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Haha this all day
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LOL i'm cracking up at (i have no idea this guy's account size) but a bunch of people on here doing this thing as a joke o... |
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About a month ago, I wrote about (and provided screenshots for) [how I grew from $2,000 to $64,000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8i3esy/started_w_2000_grew_it_to_64000_in_8_months/). This is a continuation of that post, where, over the past month, I gaine... |
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Robinhood is asking for trouble here...
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OP is not a bank, he WILL have to pay the money back.
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If RH isn't careful they could end up getting sued by all of the dumbasses who fuck themselves with this
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and what would be the ... |
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Holy shit
>Title III permits an individual to establish a universal savings account. An individual may contribute up to $2,500 each taxable year and withdraw the funds tax-free and without penalty at any time and for any
2500 per year, that's perfect for us poor retard... |
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TLDR; Almost half of WSB is students with little to no trading experience that use RH cause they need free trades to even trade.
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Also. I actually found it interesting that there were so many engineers on this site.
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I found it interestin... |
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I’m way to poor to buy that, even FD’s are super pricey
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Maybe you’re poor because you have shit grammar
too*
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*your
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Holy shit do you have an extra chromosome?? It’s you’re you dumb fucking cunt
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*It... |
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Their calculations weren't wrong, reality just turned out different.
Run reality a few more times and they might be right more times then 1/32.
Man, imagine being this fucking stupid.
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OP is just trying to prove why he belongs in this sub.
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Don’t like sleeping? Throw a grand into binance and go to town
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~~a grand~~ 90% of your net worth FTFY
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a grand is 100% of my net worth
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teach me how to grow my net worth to a grand
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start with 10k
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AMD PUTS BEFORE EARNINGS
FUCK IT
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MY MAN!
I just bought some $9.5 puts for May 18th.
This is after I saw that some dude bought $2.0M worth of AMD Puts.
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Banking stocks
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In robinhood?
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Yes you can buy banking stocks on Robinhood
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But decent ones..
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wtf does that even mean? yes
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## Speaker_0: ##
You could call it WallStreetPets
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The domain is available.
## Speaker_0: ##
1) Acquire chimp and domain name
2) Promote chimp on domain, call him 'the ape of the tape'
3)???
4)PROFIT
Eventually you launch other funds - get a gerbil for high risk/reward... |
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Herrrppp deerrrpp is cant read the prospectus which clearly defines the risks associated with the instruments heeeerrrrrrr deerrrrr GOVT PROTECT ME WHEN IM TOO STUPID TO READ MYSELF
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I went back and forth with one of them.
Them: "BUT THE PROSPECTUS NEVER S... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why does this matter though? Don't people crash in cars every day? Am I stupid for thinking this will hardly touch it?
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*Tesla vehicles cause less daily deaths than any other American auto company*
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Fewer
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Shit.... and my mo... |
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I would legitimately go on this tour
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You can already do it with the corvette. Wouldn’t be surprised at all if it becomes a reality
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Corvettes are gay. The only people that drive them are bald creepers with one ear ring and a goatee
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow thanks for the in depth analysis... Can you plz do one for gold !? Thx !!!
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No. Idiot. One side is oil. The other is gold. Follow along
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wow so he already analyzed gold or what? do i buy NUGT or DUST tomorrow ?
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I'm 22, out of college, and bought the Aug 17 305 puts with my savings as well. lets ride this baby
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>We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother;
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Man I bet you're shitt... |
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I thought he was supposed to eat his own dick on camera
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He did eat hooker shit on camera. Multiple times if you believe the documentary.
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why did he do that
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"There is a fetish for everything"
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Is there a ... |
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Positions:
5 $1.06 10/19 $ATVI calls —> sold at $3.70 all profits put toward
23 $.82 10/26 $DIS calls —> sold at $1.56
Current Positions: 4 $1.4 11/2 $NKE calls and 1 $6.55 11/2 $AAPL call
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lol let's see tha... |
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You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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I'm skeptical. Software developers get paid very well, but not $330K at 25 with no degree well.
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depends on location but that's not unrealistic
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Disagree, unless ... |
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At least with the powerball I get a faint glimmer of hope where as watching you I only feel disappointment and despair.
## Speaker_0: ##
Awww come on man, undelete it :(
I will be streaming this every day. Just leave it open while I work.
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I didn't ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sounds like a good name for an ebook 10 Steps to Become A Millionaire
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Step 1: Double your money
Step 2: Double your money
. . .
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What's step 3?!
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Download the full book to find out!
Investors *hate* him for sharing thei... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'd choke while eating if there was this much tension in the room.
​
So what's gonna happen to my MU calls
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This is aladeen for MU.
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Thanks, gonna go buy 50k off 12/07 $MU aladeens
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I have aladeen news for you ... |
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I can wait to grow my account by 20 percent every day for the first 41 days and then have the 42 crash and be autistic again.
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The worst part is day 42 would be next year. There's not 42 trading days left this year. So you'd be paying tax on your gains f... |
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Where'd that dude go that shorted $TSLA with 75K?
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To short $ROPE I assume
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Nah he ain’t worried lmao. He’s down 40% on his long puts and firmly believes it’ll tank before expiry. Only 17 put FDs
## Speaker_2: ##
Whats a long put and wha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yet your in a BMW M
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Might not be an M even. Lots just have the "M package" that puts an m on the wheels and the steering wheel
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My 7 series has a fake m package. It's still a 7 series and they threw in the m package because they really wan... |
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Write that post again but use the market cap instead of the share price and you'll find your answer:
''I know it's snapchap...but 14.85B... that seems good.''
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Explain to retarded me please?
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Just because the share price looks cheap does... |
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“What’s up Ya baby boomer fuck”lmao
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“Omg that’s funny. Who said it was me? “
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"I studied finance"
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“My pecker is 5 inches on a hot day”
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Damn, nice dude
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah if there is a bubble it's in the smaller, unprofitable companies. Cloud companies are trading at crazy valuations but the big boys like GOOG, FB, AMZN, MSFT, etc. are undervalued if anything.
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AAPL is probably the most undervalued
They have around doub... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump is an enthonationalist moron. "Protectionism/mercentalism is bad" is like Econ 101.
It's amazing how many people on this sub ride his dick even though the goons behind Trump's throne make policy decisions that have a detrimental impact to the economy. If you wanna mak... |
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bought $20k today @1.97. pray to the gods!
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How did earnings look to you?
## Speaker_0: ##
lol I personally work for the company and I feel as if we did a good amount of sales because we pushed heavily for vaccinations and medication management therapy.
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I still can't believe that Elon is dating Grimes, no wonder he is through an emo punk phase
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Elon Musk honestly needs to shut the fuck up, cut out all these artsy morons from his life, and start acting like a CEO again.
The only reason Musky is still taken ... |
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What about AAPL?
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I can't afford apple so it was safe
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LIES!
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I meant it was safe from my tampering, I suspect someone else fucked that.
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It was me.
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## Speaker_0: ##
My calls are toast
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Dis why I don't fuck with options anymore
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I'm holding shares and am deeply unhappy. But not because I'm holding shares. I'm deeply unhappy in general.
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Is it because of the SEC?
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T... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You had me at "I'm a high school student and I can assure you"
Bro I just went back to college Rodney Dangerfield style at a top ranked state university. CS graduates are getting $100-120k/year from Google and Apple right after graduation. The problem with you thesis is thi... |
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Well I think we'd all welcome you back here, *if your parents are ok with it*
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Tried to make it clear I am my own person now. No longer 18 now I'm 19 there is a huge difference. /s
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How do we know you're not actually FSC?!?!
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Lmao these numbers are not as good as yall think.
- Margin shrank from 27% to 22%
- TAC increased from 22% to 24%
- 0% growth in year over year ad impressions
- 19% decrease year over year in cost per click, offset by 18% increase in cost per impression
- 1.1 billion of the... |
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I don’t know man. Batteries? Sure. Solar tie ups? Okay. Charging stations? Awesome. The pseudo 35k tesla? Ehh no thanks.
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Drive a bolt or a leaf. They are really nice.
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Bolt is killing it right now.
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On what planet?
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This... |
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I take comfort in knowing I didn't vote for that idiot.
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That idiot cut the corporate tax rate to 20%
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Cut taxes without cutting spending.
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Cut taxes during one of the greatest markets in US history. Makes sense /s
## Wal... |
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You should save up at least 10K before you get into market.
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And how did you arbitrarily pick 10k?
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It worked for me. You are not going to gain wealth trading small sums. Its good to start with something significant.
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what I always love is when you wait patiently and you're very calm then opening the position and it fucking tanks after 2 minutes. I'd be fine with 30 minutes, but man that insta drop is a real kick in the dick.
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Dude try having a call go up 50% in a few ho... |
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Now turn it into 200 million.
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Oh fuck off, Let a man be happy for once lol.
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Fuck that, this guy has big enough balls to turn it into $200m and I want to see it happen.
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I want to see it happen, too.
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so d... |
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Same here... it's been a little scary sometimes
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#DADDY ELON TAKING YOU ON AN ADVENTURE. ENJOY THE RIDE!
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This is worse than that dead hooker he strapped to the Roadster and launched to Mars
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She’s dead?!
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Runescape OP
## Speaker_1: ##
I use to be obsessed with this shit back in the day.
## Speaker_2: ##
runescape grand exchange is how i learned to be so ~~shitty as fuck~~ good at investing
## Speaker_3: ##
Is that members only stuff?
I was a freeloader newbie in 2003-2005... |
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Very convenient timing, given that oil was expected to rise more (in the short-term) than it did in response to the OPEC meeting last week. Trump firing Bolton caused a drop in oil price, then OPEC decided to hold off on further production cuts until December. Had to be disa... |
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But really? how do you do this? I keep staring at MU ticker every second of the day and go from Joy to Panic every moment...Do you just don't watch for a whole month and let it stack up ? i see at least 20 moments i would have cashed out hahaha
## Speaker_1: ##
Fundamental ... |
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This is what you want
[Position Size Calculator](http://oak.ucc.nau.edu/del/stockcalcs/sizer.aspx)
## Speaker_0: ##
Looks right , thanks!
## Speaker_1: ##
Can you tell me where you heard this 1% rule? That isn't the rule. There are many rules in trading, but a 1% st... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you're talking stock, don't worry. 3-18 month outlook is awesome even if it drops this week. If you're in options, then WHY THE FUCK ARE GAMBLING WITH A COLLEGE FUND. Even then, though, my parents didn't pay for my college, and I'm doing just fine.
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If th... |
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good night sweet prince.
## Speaker_0: ##
those vanguard trade fees though.
Nice 7 bagger
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bruh i know. moving over to Merrill.
## Speaker_0: ##
The free trades each year for accounts large enough sounds great on Merrill, but I'm moving to tastywor... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your dad is all about that RGB
## Speaker_1: ##
rgb gives you ~~less~~ autism so your trades don't end up being tits up
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good bot
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I'll play along.
Explain how you came to the conclusion that the people in WSB are evil. As far as I'm aware, people were just trying to figure out how the bill would impact the market.
## Speaker_0: ##
Hypocrisy. There's an upvoted thread dedicated to shit talking the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm betting from that 20 year old that "made" like 375k today off a yolo
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That screenshot was about as real as Barry Soetoro's birth certificate.
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Yeah, it's hard to say. He obviously knows almost nothing about options and his story is sketc... |
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good work carter but what i'm takin from this is "if you own WWE...COME GET UR TENDIES"
## Speaker_0: ##
WWE is hotter than your cousin looks after a few PBR’s at the family reunion.
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my fomo on WWE is through the roof. owned that thing for years and... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOTHER... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I will literally suck your dick if you tell me what to buy on Monday morning
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WOW_SUCH_FAGGOT
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WORLD IS A.CRUEL PLACE AND YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO TO SURVIVE
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DO YOU HAVE A PUG? THEY ARE CUTE. I HAVE A FRENCH BULLDOG. M... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trade wars are good and easy to win.
## Speaker_1: ##
They are good. Just not for the short term. In 4 years the markets will drastically increase. Dow to 30k.
## Speaker_2: ##
If that wasn't a typo this is actually hilarious. :)
EDIT: The original comment said "Dow to ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ya know.. I was looking at my portfolio and again, questioned why I was still in AMD.
I hate you AMD. Will exit and never look back...... someday
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah I wanna pull out of it... but my position is too good and it never hits the $15 selling point I would pu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is it 2010?
## Speaker_1: ##
they had that movie recently though
## Speaker_2: ##
Didn't it bomb? Or am I thinking of emojis?
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I actually liked it. It took a complete 180 on the whole "don't judge a person by their looks" message you see in a lot of childr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow you made 2.27% on puts? You're an amazing tarder man
## Speaker_1: ##
They expire in 3 days dipshit
## Speaker_2: ##
And?
## Speaker_1: ##
I only bought 20 contracts worth like $600. Didnt YOLo my entire $9,000. If I had it would have been a higher % return.
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/98wy8y/z/e4jfk3o
Sold off majority, still holding a good chunk and letting it ride.
**Update:** Ended up 13k at closing bell and set myself up with a strangle going into tomorrow. SPY already down 0.35% after hours, a 0.50%... |
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