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Rich people using their resources to do something good for a change, ya'll really hatin on this?
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Who likes short shorts?
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We love de subs. De subs are good for us. De quiznos subs
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I love Quiznos but all their stores keep ... |
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Ok I'm going to bitch for a second. Why the fuck am I getting quoted for a 5.082% interest rate with a 785 credit score on a home loan when banks are making hand over fist on you retards playing options
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Have you ever bought a house before? If not, that’s pa... |
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Imagine if you put $500 million into a single FD and got %1000 return.
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There arent enough people selling a single FD for you to be able to fill 500 mil worth of it
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Yeah I thought about that, but it's a what-if scenario so suspension of dis... |
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> * in its initial lawsuit, the SEC had sought to bar Musk as an officer or a director of a public company.
> * "Deleted my Tesla titles last week to see what would happen. I'm now the Nothing of Tesla. Seems fine so far," Musk said on Twitter https://twitter.co... |
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I hate this guy. Such a i-know-all type
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I’ll one up you. Go to the replies on his tweets. Those guys are even worse. A bunch of Taleb wannabes and dick-riders
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Why does every post get gilded nowadays
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It's cheaper now.
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I was 9 inches deep in your dad
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a little gay tbh
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It's a display of dominance
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I'm the dom!
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I can't wait for this to go absolutely nowhere
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Seriously. It's going somewhere and it's going to be... Tax payers not paying to ship Amazon packages anymore.
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You do realize that much of USPS's financial issues are related to retiree health... |
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What he actually said was "yes, but not on impact" when asked if he would want to die on mars.
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So from wind storm. Got it.
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Mars atmosphere is too thin for wind storms to actually cause major damage.
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That’s a interesting ... |
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You can buy a house with minimum wage?
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Sad time, I had an inheritance from a parent passing away when I was young. I didn't even have a job at the time I bought the house, I put 50% down and have a $50k mortgage at 3.75%. My payments are only $750/mo and I ... |
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*internet hug* no homo ok don’t tell anyone
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Can I Watch?
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Yes just don’t tell anyone ok
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OK
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Where do u think NDX is gonna go? 6300 before 7700?
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proof this isn't a paper account f4gg05
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http://imgur.com/a/pN2Da
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Congrats OP, you are officially a retard.
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OP just made 600k in one day, how does that make you feel?
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Like shit tbh
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Anybody that puts their life savings into a fucking app deserves to lose their money. His tears will nourish me and my 12/21 $7puts
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An app that 14 year olds use to send each other 3 second pictures of their buttholes***
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Shit I never thoug... |
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All that time to sell and you did nothing but watch.
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Im not proud of my stupidity
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Why didn’t you cash out when it got to 100k?
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Because it could have gone to 200k
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To be fair, the person who sells when i... |
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I have a semi boner just reading this
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Full boner here... thinking this could be me
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never could be us, we don't even have $1000. Yet alone $100,000
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I actually do have 100k.. actually around 120k.. that’s why I said it coul... |
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You sir, have larger balls than i
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And a larger bank account.
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I wanna be at a place in my life I can YOLO 450k
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My dad knows a guy who works at WF, said shit was next level fucked. So I sold at 57 a share. I'm happy about that.
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"My dad helped commit insider trading" -wsb 2017
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What? No! His friend is an employee and just said shit was fucked, d... |
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I was expected way more than this when reading it. I've been denied the ability to piss unless I buy something many times. It's common in a city area. And why were the dudes lingering?
To shut down shops nationwide and make this into a race issue is pretty absurd. The emplo... |
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B-B-But global warming guuuuuyyyyyyssss, TEMPERATURE IS NOT CYCLICAL, US HUMANS HARMED THE TREES AND NOW THEY'RE COMIGNG FOR REVENGEEEEE
Edit: If you actually think the world will be uninhabitable in 100 years read my serious comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstre... |
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Down 71k (10.2%) as of 2:26 pm....I'm drinking shitty whiskey tonight.
Edit: [Since someone will ask](https://imgur.com/ObBGb1I)
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At what point do we tell our significant others what we’ve done today
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She'll get the notification. I dumped... |
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Actually I'm seeing so many WSBers saying they own MU puts now. That in itself is an excellent indicator we are about to see a massive rally. Have faith, OP.
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This is the type of shit I need to hear right now
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I didn't even buy calls during... |
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You can buy a nice used yacht from 2001-2006 40-60' and have about two years of running costs if she doesn't need any major work.
Though usually anything you want to take out I to big water should have major retrofitting so maybe one year of running if you plan on getting ... |
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BUT THE PRICE IS 30!
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I haven't been able to trade all weekend, is RH screwing me over??¿?
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It won't let me sell!
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GODDAMNIT ROBINHOOD GIMME MY MONEY
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They own hella Amazon and Disney stock, pretty sure Kanye just wants his FD's to go ITM
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Is it insider trading to be a celeb and promote stocks to pump them?
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If their goal is to manipulate the price than it's securities fraud but it's hard ... |
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Hey let's trade options without any clue how to trade options!!! Welcome to financial institution butt fucking time!
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Hey now, if people like him didnt exist then we wouldnt be able to make money.
Remember- In the market, for every winner there is a lose... |
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I believe the term is positions or ban?
Why do u have 400k+ on RH?
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I’ve transferred everything out into savings, holding off until taxes are paid and then going to buy some new toys :)
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Well please explain what the hell you did and what yo... |
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I know this is wsb, but if we can be serious for a sec, does anyone believe that if trump were elected that somehow the market *wouldnt* tank immediately?
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I think it will happen regardless, just bigger impact if trumps elected. Because the general pattern d... |
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So can folks buy just the bike - without the monthly subscription? Or is the monthly subscription compulsory?
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Yes you can just buy the bike. But without the subscription, you can only use the tablet for a "just ride" option (blank screen, no instruction, bu... |
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They did. Jessie Livermore
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What a champ. Old school Yolo. Told his wife to pawn her jewelry because he lost all his money yoloing.
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>cause of death: suicide by ballistic trauma
Hrm
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> Other names: Boy Plunger
Fu... |
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Now you just need to do this 18 more times.
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A lot more than 18 times. If you lose 94% of your money, you need a 1566.67% gain to get back to even.
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Classic example of an autist folks... “actually it’s four hundred and twenty times”
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Going on vacation holding penny stocks lmao
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I have been on a cruise for 2 weeks. I can't wait to check on my hmny shares.
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Part of me just wants to buy $10 worth so I can bitch about how I was left holding the bag when MoviePass collapsed
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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That’s Nicole Coco Austin in the bikini, wife of rapper Ice-T, not the president of Croatia.
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Had to look her up. She's a terrible Butterface.
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Now she is, a couple years ago I couldn’t refrain from fapping to her.
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Just s... |
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Remember, it's the fall that kills you. So make sure you have a drop or else you will be hanging and choking for a while
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I feel like this is how Aaron Hernandez died.
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IIRC he hung himself with a bedsheet from his window so yeah, he suffoc... |
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Give blood to get drunk off one shot. Helps someone, free snacks and juice for later, financially responsible.
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Anyone considering doing this don’t, it’s really really dangerous!!
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/whooosh ...?
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Ya I guess I can never tell... |
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Nice. And they will be left holding the bags when big money exits.
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The richest 3 people in this country have more wealth than the bottom 50% of americans.
There just isn't enough poor people money for the big money to exit with
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yeah but ... |
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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What stream? I'm lost.
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Tldr is ... |
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Just wait for AMZN to touch red. When an 800B company has 100% eps beat then GDP growth is announced as best its been in 4 years and it still goes red there is a yuuge problem developing
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Yooo already down to 1817. We really gonna finish red huh??
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Buy Jan 2019 or June 2019 $60 MU calls and take a long nap
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MU reminds me of my ex. i'm trying to move on in life man
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But now that you’re broken up she’s hotter and more attractive than ever
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negatory. side note, im about... |
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I went through your post history....
Are you legit a Wal-Mart store department manager who drives a 7 series and blows $27,000 on OTM calls?
Are you real life? Are you WSB-incarnate?
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At the time, I was an assistant driving a 3 series.
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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ALL IN BITCHES!!
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Why all in? don't believe GEO's fluff about other markets. The US was their cash cow.
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While this is obviously pretty shit news for people in the industry, the truth of the matter is that the infrastructure is going to take... |
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Pffft. 2008 wasn't shit. Let's talk about the tech bubble. Mother fuckers were really using the ropes, not just joking.
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I was mid 20s, green, and traded thru 2008 ok. Wild PnL swings but net green, if only a few K.
I agree, tech bubble was way worse.... |
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This will be the official thread. Please keep it all in here and pay respects.
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NVDA will crush earnings. Everyone been circle jerking AMD and forgetting about NVDA.
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yea everyone that played NVDA earnings last quarter got crushed. IV crushed.
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In my country we have saying, 【私のナッツを吸うAMD】
Translate to:
【Ｗａｔｃｈ
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1. Sell my FB calls.
2. Possibly buy VRX
3. Look like I'm doing work at my real job
4. DD the hell out of whoever has earnings after-hours
5. Drink bourbon if I pick winners
6. Drink bourbon if I pick losers
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What is DD? I think amazon has earnings
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What website is that?
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Cannot say, last time i did i was banned. Someone else will have to share
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PM us.
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Someone here knows what it is, I cannot PM or say anything
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Lol okay... Sounds like you just d... |
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Getting banned from there is like the easiest thing to do
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Looks like Suicide Bot was successful at keeping you from longing ROPE
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lol, it also told me to kill myself by shoving a broomstick up my ass so.
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E5150_julian, m... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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Way to go bro. That's a teacher's salary in a day. Now to do it again, what you looking at?
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Where the fuck are you that teachers make 22k a year? Is it 1991 again?
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What do they make? I thought it was something around that. I have no idea. ... |
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Damn you never thought about selling ever?
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Thought about it before Q2 earnings this year but you bros convinced me to hold and start selling options. I really have nothing to loose at this point. It was my dads money invested for my colllege origanally. ... |
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Youre 18? Good I hate my life
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I got used to this early on in life. My dads company paid for me to go to boarding school. There were kids there dropping 10k every weekend doing whatever they wanted.
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If I found 10k it would mean I could put... |
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CNN is really interviewing a 30 year old who got kicked out of his moms basement?
What the fuck is our news nowadays.
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It's been a big news story. His parents are basically taking him to court because he won't leave, lol.
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They actually... |
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Recession in China will have global effects though...
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The importance of Chinese "economy" to US and the global trade is way overblown.
Most companies only care about getting cheap labor and manufacturing in China, which a recession will only provide more o... |
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hopefully up day on monday we would like to short more
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Why on earth would you short at support in a market at reasonable valuations and a strong economy? Good luck buddy.
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>reasonable valuations
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LTM valuat... |
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Its $YUM you faggot
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Actually it’s TVIX
Buy 1000 shares and don’t look at for 30 years.
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What the HECK? Do you go to Taco Bell and say "One YUM and a sodie pop, please"? Get the FRICK outta here.
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>FRICK
Not even sw... |
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Congrats. Now be the smart one and start gambling with 2-5% of your account value per position like a regular person.
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tfw the wsb MODS tell the guy to play more conservatively
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I mean to be honest, normally I wouldn't say anything. Bu... |
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holy fuck man...praying for you..take the day off..
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scratch that...maybe you should go bust your ass at work
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Have a 120k / yr job rn, have to work half a year just to get those losses back (aftertax)
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Dude, i make more tha... |
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Looking at how hard you ride Tesla's dick in your post history is actually making me embarrassed for you.
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please dont, I am sure math will win at the end and I will be making good money on my puts.
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I mean cool it's fine to hold puts, but w... |
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You missed it. It was last night when the futures hit -5% circuit breakers
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How am I supposed to trade last night
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Be wealthy
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I've got over a grand in my Robinhood account, what's the next step?
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First of all, the chick in the trailer is obviously British. Second, who the fuck cares as long as you can make money off of it. I mean, normally I'm against the "fuck you, got mine" mentality but this isn't about ethically questionable business practices. If putting a wo... |
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Sorry buddy. I’m pretty much wiped out myself. Will put a small amount back in and start from scratch. Will make it all back if it’s the last thing I do.
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i actually turned $70k into $200k via the MU run up alone, then HELD MU through earnings and im right ... |
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Have you considered seeking help for your gambling problem?
Srs question.
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Yea
I think im too ashamed to admit i have a problem
but holy i lost a lot of money
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You need to cash out and move on and just save what you do have left
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/u/fscomeau is banned. So let it be written. So let it be done.
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/u/spez a is fucking cool dude will remove this post.
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Someone watched too much Tai Lopez. Hope he fucking ropes himself.
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It seems to be an epidemic one of my old freinds is obsessed with that shit
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FIND YOURSELF A MENTOR nigga
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Lamborghini in your lamborhini account
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Some companies are for nonprofit.
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Tesla isn't a nonprofit by choice.
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Yes they are, this is a strategy. Just like amazon did the last 15 years. It’s intentional.
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Except Amazon could actually deliver a product.
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We are still mourning the wallmart guy
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If only he went all in MU. Tisk.
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Could you imagine
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He'd be the next Marty
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I'm still here, notice me
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Marty are you still rolling out calls wit... |
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if you're bearish in the short term but bullish in the long term and can wait 30 days before rebuying (assuming the stock is cheaper or stays at the same
price), this is a great tax-loss harvesting move.
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Robinhood doesn't make you pay taxes.
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If Chinese companies are delisted, do American shareholders lose their shares or does it just prevent them from buying more shares?
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Probably go to OTC market, and the company buyback tons of shares for dirt cheap and IPO again in China.
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According to AP, she didn't even give a concession speech to the people at her HQ rally. Wow....
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She's speaking this morning. I expect the concession then.
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She is speaking now. USA today has a live stream
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She spoke two ... |
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Other subs don’t even **understand** what happens here
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I still don't understand what happens here and I've been here for 2 years
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I feel the opposite, i wandered into this place and was like. "Oh hey it's you fags!"
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Feels... |
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Fucking finance majors
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As I Finance graduate I agree ☝️
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Fucking finance graduates.
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As a finance PhD, I agree
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Serious question what is a finance PhD good for
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I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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It's a sub filled with people who think they understand economics way better than they actually understand economics. See: Most left wing econo... |
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Worked for me, $COOL went from $3 to $30
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IDK what it is, but it hit 600 before. Get in for the wild ride.
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It used to be a games company that got bought out by a medical research company for the ticker symbol.
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On the one... |
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This fucking speaks to me.
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Same. Just hoping the entire economy collapses so I can make another $50 on my puts.
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Just think of all the second hand shit you can buy off of Craigslist with that $50
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They took down the prostit... |
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good shit, this your whole stack or just play account?
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It was play money
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Well now it's half an Aventador, good job man
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Just woke up and read this as aventendies
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I can't decide if "aventendies" or ... |
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Yellen has an impressive ability to say a whole shit ton of words without actually saying anything
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Donald trump with a smaller word bank
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Trump couldn't even dream of pronouncing some of the words Yellen just used.
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Yet h... |
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I'm just going to shit post from there now. Can I spend ten hours at booth?
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You probably could if the place is slow, you're a paying customer and you don't mind what people think about you. What you probably couldn't get away with is eating unlimited rib... |
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dude its only $1000
you'd be PUSSY to not yolo that sad amount of inheritance your parents left you
## Speaker_0: ##
only a $1,000 huh? well for some with smaller wallets, it can be a lot. I am down $3100 or 15% of my plio right now and I am hating myself.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Very worried that Shkreli is suddenly curious about Learnvest.com.
Learnvest is all about balanced portfolios, budgets and making long term goals. Has the hole turned him soft? Think he'll do something crazy like study in there to be a prudent CFP or something?
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I fucking called it.
These fucking motherfuckers.
A week after ER they’ll massively upgrade MU.
Fuck these guys. At this point I’m starting to believe some are blatantly trying to keep this stock suppressed.
May 23 MS raised MU price target. Around that time they se... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you don't read the article, the headline can be confusing, so it's not surprising someone would ask that question based only off of the headline.
## Speaker_1: ##
What is the answer to this logical question.
## Speaker_0: ##
He biked 6 hours from his home to get to scho... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
buy gold and a shovel, bury the gold
## Speaker_1: ##
Bury the wife
## Speaker_2: ##
Bury the shovel too. Hide the evidence
## Speaker_3: ##
Instructions unclear, shovel stuck in dick
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don't lie to us you. You stuck it up your ass. Again.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What app is his boss? Long that app.
## Speaker_1: ##
Robinhood.
He got a margin call or two
## Speaker_2: ##
Does that mean if you don’t answer the call you can collect unemployment?
## Speaker_3: ##
Could be Uber! I was reading articles that mentioned all work in the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone saying it peaked and jumping off. Sorry not falling for that shit again. People said that about nvidia ever since it hit 40 and now it's at 90. Could of been holding nvidia if people didn't trick me :(
## Speaker_1: ##
Internet Rule #1
Don't take advice from ws... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
> The bond market isn’t concerned, it’s over when it gets concerned
Or, the bond market isn’t concerned because it’s a price stock market correction and not a sign of recession. The underlying business are in good health and stocks will start picking up again soon
## Sp... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
How could you have known it'd jump this much? Wasn't $30 waaaaay otm ? Either way, congrats man. I'm envious
## Speaker_0: ##
Dude it was $160. I'm guessing this was a lottery ticket, if he 'knew' he would have bought a lot more.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Shit man, $160 is a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in... |
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#They beat: 15 cents/share vs estimates of 13 cents. RIP you shorting faggots.
## Walls1337bot: ##
no one cares about the EPS, it's popping off because of their huge additional subscribers beat by like 40% lmao. literally raped every analyst estimate even the high-end ones.... |
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You know what's crazy? Before all this crap with Uber started I was telling myself I was going to throw in some cash when they went public because I figured there was no way they could fuck up. It's hilarious that almost all of Ubers troubles are self inflicted through peopl... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
CNN is really interviewing a 30 year old who got kicked out of his moms basement?
What the fuck is our news nowadays.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's been a big news story. His parents are basically taking him to court because he won't leave, lol.
## Speaker_2: ##
They actually wo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The girl in the blue shirt just looks hotter tbh
## Speaker_1: ##
You're just so used to women looking at you with a look of utter disgust during sex that you've developed a fetish for it.
## Speaker_2: ##
https://www.jlist.com/blog/news/i-want-you-to-make-a-disgusted-fa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tech valuations are insane
## Speaker_1: ##
When Facebook bought Instagram for 1B, I was sure of it.
When Facebook paid close to 20B for Whatsapp, I was doubly sure of it.
Still waiting...
## Speaker_2: ##
still have no idea what whatsapp is and never heard of anyone us... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
HE'S TAKIN' OUT UNSUBIDIZED STUDENT LOANS!!!!!
## Speaker_1: ##
Federal student loan debt = modern day indentured servitude
## Speaker_2: ##
Wrong, retard. I paid mine off in 1 yr. Pick a USEFUL major at a PUBLIC school next time, or go trade school. If you dumbfucks ma... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That girl needs to take her damn shoes off upon entering the house, and especially on the bed.
## Speaker_1: ##
I never understood why black dudes wear timberlands in pornos. Is there a not racist way to ask if there's a reason they do it?
## Walls1337bot: ##
You're going ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
not trying to be condescending but take it as a lesson learned. if the market closes at its lows (friday) and doesn't bounce off major support like it has the last 3 times off of 2620 then there's more selling to be done
just like there will be more selling to be done tomo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
UVXY, SVXY, TVIX, ... one big dysfunctional vix family
## Walls1337bot: ##
SVXY betrayed the family when it went to .5 leverage.
## Speaker_0: ##
SVXY is a wussie
## Speaker_1: ##
TBH I think it was a good idea, I understand the rawdog feeling of -1x is glorious, As we s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What happens if it dips below $6 today?
## Speaker_1: ##
You know what to do.
## Speaker_0: ##
No.
## Speaker_2: ##
Open up a credit card.
## Speaker_3: ##
I'm seriously considering doing this.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just do it. Don't be a pussy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Regardless of how you feel about his personality, companies and ethical practices, that man does work no one else is willing to do. He could sit back and focus on TSLA but he wants to create a commercial and sustainable rocketship.
## Speaker_1: ##
I would love to do his... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait.... You just stayed quiet? Dude you have to say something, the barbers don't want to start a fight so it's easier to just let him cut, however if you said something then they might be on your side because you're the one who will be receiving the blunt of his reaction.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
That's Batman.
## Speaker_0: ##
I am not capable of drawing Batman
## Walls1337bot: ##
You don't have to fool. The chart is doing it for you.
## Speaker_0: ##
Yea but you have to paint a picture for the autistic ones or they won't get it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They d... |
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