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Ya know.. I was looking at my portfolio and again, questioned why I was still in AMD.
I hate you AMD. Will exit and never look back...... someday
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Yeah I wanna pull out of it... but my position is too good and it never hits the $15 selling point I would pu... |
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>You will need a large starting capital base to become wealthy.
Well, shit.
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Drink the fucking koolaid faggot. Didn't you hear the guy say you just gotta be rich to get rich? He's a fucking profit! It's simple
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*It's as simple as buy... |
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u/earnmoneysafely this is where you come to get answers for questions of this type.
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Why are you tagging me in this? Do you have an answer to the question, or are you just wasting time?
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Are you too retarded to realize that writing and bu... |
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Positions:
Bought 17x $305 tsla puts at close yesterday for around $6.20 sold today for $10.50.
Bought 3x $300 NFLX calls before earnings for ~$26 and sold for $30... sold too soon :( just looked guess I bought 1 contract at $16 something before earnings and 2 more on the m... |
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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I think i saw a gay RH post this morning about his 55 dollars option gainssss. Lmao.
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that's $55 more than most faggots in this sub
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speak for yourself. I'm a $100K+ net worth boss
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Most people have more than that in their ... |
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3453 days of bull market! Fantastic.
579 days since 45
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Not that the president actually has that much impact on if a stock market goes up or down, but in those 579 days the DJI has gone up 9267 points.. In the 2,874 days prior it went up 8465 points.
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My portfolio is down $80k since September.
My $600 of FaggyD puts on the QQQ went up 30% today. Winning!
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Down 95k ytd and down 200k+ in the past 2 years. Plot twist: it’s my parents money. I guess I can buy a rope with the last 5k in the NVDA
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Like a fucking iPad? Buy a stylus.
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I just don't know at the moment, why I should get an I pad if I can get a surface. I think it's just better.
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Who gives a fuck then go buy a surface IT'S YOUR OWN DUMBASS QUESTION.
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I ju... |
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What the fuck?
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What happened?
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Nothing dad I just really miss you.
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Daddy
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Hi Son/Daughter!
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My pronouns are they, theirs, and them
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Can I call you Chalupa Batperson?
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wtf i bought @15,45 and was promised some tendies.
guess im a bagholder now
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Hold that bag. You would be a fucking fool to sell now. AMD has Intel beat in the HEDT and Server market. In reality the server market is all that really matters for the ma... |
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With all the "Bern" users, not a fucking chance.
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Those kids are delusional thinking Bernie would "change the world". They have no idea that the President is just a puppet to the people behind the scenes. None of his ideas would ever pass.
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globally, ... |
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I'm jealous. I wish I could be a professional troll. This nigger gets to troll bitches on TV and yell at presidents. All I got is reddit.
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True but you might be more successful than him! He's got the fame but no success.
He's been sued for a lot of shit, ... |
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If only they let u sell naked options
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They don’t ?
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Sadly no
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robinhoood got trust issues
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I would too after every rh fag on /tradexiv got margin called
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Like a Candle in the Wind -- Elton John, I'm so deeply sorry.
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Well I subbed just for the entertainment. You guys are weird. Love it.
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We let our dreams be memes.
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Like a Candle in the Wind -- Elton John, I'm so deeply sorr... |
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Adderall on the right?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Don't forget your baking soda cocktail
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Da faq
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Look up amphetamine+sodium bicarbonate
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Would this create a longer effect or stronger effect?
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Elon is bluffing watch him ask for $10 billion in financing at end of the year
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He's definitely going to ask for financing, he has to, that doesn't mean he's bluffing.
The share price is going to go up and fuck shorts, that's the whole point of all of this... |
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Can someone remind me why we like this guy?
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Because he makes it immediately clear who the msm listening idiots are, because they keep asking stupid questions like "why do we like this guy" when some actual DD would tell you the media just made this guy a vi... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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Holy shit that guys fucking retarded if he doesn't know how to budget 40k with only 6k in rent per year.
Where's that other 24k~ after tax dollars going? 2k for utilities, 1200 for cable and internet and another 1200 for cell phones. 10.4K yearly for all utilities and rent... |
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Dude makes a fucking golf analogy and blames democrat resistance to his expensive wall?
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He saved three times as much by pulling out of Syria.
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Yeah but that was retarded too
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Yeah I love foreign wars in the middle east
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Dude probably quittin his job and breaking up with his girlfriend rn. Can’t even imagine how great of a feeling this must be.
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For $100K? What planet do you people live on?
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If I just made $100k in one week, I would instantly quit my job, s... |
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Man, this is rough, but Bezos just doesnt have a personality. He's this incredibly bland sociopath. He has no feelings, no cares, no humanity, and just thinks about profit and power and not much else.
Bezos is almost like that quiet serial killer the neighbors dont know an... |
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Stopping rate hikes would fuck up the actual economy. The market will find a way to crash, it always does. In that case fed will have little tools to boost the economy.
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It's basically hike rates and bad economy or
don't hike rates and bad economy plus mas... |
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hope you have $300k+ in savings and this is just fun money...
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300k in savings and throwing away 20% of it doesn't really ease the pain, I don't think
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Difference between drinking Jack to ease the pain and considering drinking bleach for som... |
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Count my AMZN gains.
Count my NFLX gains.
Count my SPY gains.
Watch markets continue to go higher.
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post SPY position. thought you held puts
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Closed it this morning when trading opened.
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lets see proof faggot
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Hey -- I like your attitude and the way you're dealing with it.
I lost about $250k since March, and I have had some serious thoughts of suicide. If you've done the same -- despite the front you put on -- I hope you find a way to forgive yourself. (I'm probably just projecti... |
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Gulag
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THIS COMMENT THREAD IS NOW UNDER OCCUPATION BY THE PEOPLE'S GLORIOUS REVOLUTIONARY
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FULLY
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AUTOMATED
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LUXURY
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GAY
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650k of my earned cash. 200k of taxes I haven’t paid. 700k of gains I had this year that I lost. 1.55 mil. Lord save me.
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We will need some screenshots here... and suicide watch
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Screenshot from a. Few days ago. Went all in on some ca... |
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Starbucks did well. So Apple should too. Since the people who go to Starbucks only use MacBooks and iPhones.
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the basic white bitch etf is undefeated
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Is North Face in that?
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Don’t forget Subaru
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That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOTHER... |
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5-10 more years and every car company will have a decent electric car offering. Unless Tesla keeps innovating will be hard for them to keep this sort of price up for a long period of time
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That's exactly what people said about apple with the iPhone. "Every c... |
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KTOS
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This
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Yes. That
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It's gold at $13 a share. Got ten shares. Gonna sell after the Tuesday spike then buy as many as possible when it dips.
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wow ten whole shares?
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https://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/national-helpline-1-800-522-4700/
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In all honesty, I’m not a gambler. I have been pretty responsible for all my trades. I just went a bit overboard this past week.
But...thank you.
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Dude why would ... |
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Sweet, you work as a valet?
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full time trader, hence why im barefoot in my lambo
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Okay but where did you initially get your capital?
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Used to be a financial planner for a couple of years out of college. Saved pretty well, tr... |
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Positions or ban
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168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
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doesn't even know the difference between a share and a contract. makes half a mill in a day. nice
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if it makes you feel any better, every... |
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1. Fuck You
2. Save some money for taxes or your fucked
3. Congratulations man
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I would reorder this as 3, 2, 1. and say goodbye to most of it bc uncle sam is right behind you waiting for you to bend over.
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It's 32% over ~157.5k obviously,... |
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> Buys OTM puts
> GME misses earnings but not enough to move the underlying much.
> Loses everything as IV decreases
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It is entertainment money or at least it should be with that IV. I bought 1 ATM put for laughs because if you are trying to mak... |
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much harder for the feds to access snapchats than imessages. as long as people sell/buy drugs snapchat will survive lmao
Edit: maybe not technically "feds" but cops searched a friend's phone and didn't find shit cause it was all thru snapchat. probably should have said cops... |
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4 years of stress and time; and you are down overall of 42k, not even counting short term tax you will pay on 2017 gains. That's true wsb. Had you put your 800k in sp500 with dividends reinvested, you would be sitting on 1.14 million now.
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It is not as bad a... |
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With the amount you post this is truly a daring bet!
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I have literally nothing else to do at work besides this.
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Who's watching the grill?
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Lmao. I'm in banking.
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Public side I hope, lots of info and conject... |
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[Shit's insane yo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UfO4gpML4g)
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> lenient return policy
Yeah, that will last long in China.
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i really wonder how that will work, no ones really mentioned it but im sure it will get abused to hell
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Mix it yourself fgt
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I just paid 6 dollars for a mediocre coffee, they can mix it themselves.
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1. They are probably closer to $4.
2. Starbucks is offering a 2 for 1 promotion if you buy the caramel macchiato between 2-5pm
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how do you feel about trying to save 0.0025% of your portfolio on commissions now?
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I honestly don't care, I like RH it saves me from having to go to the casino.
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yeah you post because you dont care
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I lost 41k in a single ... |
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Sounds like your stops are far too close to your buy price. Why are you doing this?
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Yeah my stops are 1 penny back. I'm so new to this, didn't know it was an AMERICAN RULE. Just figured it was a low risk with only upside way to make money.
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Put it all on black.
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I've tried that. Eventually it hits on red. Usually the first time.
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Small scale martingale system is the only way of making money on a casino, and even then it's possible for you to lose with one bad streak (97.5% chan... |
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Best of luck man. What type of job is this?
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Thanks! Without divulging too many specifics, it's a firm that tailors to Hedge Funds.
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I would say keep trading, but will your new (potential) job preclude you from trading?
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No... |
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Careful, half this sub has Trump's cock firmly up their ass because they erroneously think he's personally responsible for the ongoing bull market. If anything, his corruption and all the legal proceedings could wipe out gains for 2017.
Buy VIX
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So trump do... |
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I want to punch you for taking a picture at an angle. Get off the fucking couch and do it right next time.
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Also who the fuck has a couch at that angle from the TV?
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People that have glare from windows.
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Aim it down a tad
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"The defense has argued that no one was victimized because Shkreli used his "genius" to make Retrophin a success and ensure investors doubled or even tripled their money."
I love Martin, but claiming he is a genius is a horrible argument to win in securities fraud. Even if ... |
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You know there's some law in Detroit where you have to get any purchased house like this up to code, which can cost up to $100k. I researched this route a while back when I was looking into retiring in Detroit at the age of 25. You'd be much better off buying a rickety house... |
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Spend seven years bitching about it, then fail to do anything about it.
GG GOP guess we won't get tax cuts for another four years
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Not only did they have seven years, but they have congress and the presidency. This is just failure on all fronts by the GOP... |
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i had 100 $100 Jan 19 from $1.40, sold for $4.30, +\~$30k
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proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/gallery/lX7Wmwq
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30 thousand fucking dollars and that’s only a 5% increase. Frick u
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I'll give you a 5% increase... |
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Elon's companies get most of their revenue from investors. That's why he can hemmorage money, yet still be "in the green". He has lots of investors who are dumping money into his companies since they are really the only ones who provide products at that level of quality and ... |
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I can never tell if it's fake or not, that's how bad it is
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it isn't
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It's real
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Yeah, it isn’t fake
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It's not unreal
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It’s Quake
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**QUAD DAMAGE**
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There is no opioid crisis. Once you start banging smack, there is a 99+% probability that you are going to be nothing but a drain on society and the economy for the rest of your life. You don't see any fire fighters who were like "ya lol, 4 years ago I was mainlining heroin ... |
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Got in at JDST at 18.23. Will sell at 20/21.
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You think it will rise?
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Always buy jdst when jnug goes above 9
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When JNUG goes up, JDST goes down, right?
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Jesus man have you even read the 30 word descripti... |
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I bought the drip and sold for a quick 4%.
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Smart. Long plays for 20-30% are fine. But my motto is always ~5% quick profit. Do that everyday and it's easy to make 150% or more yearly gains.
Works amazing for me.
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What position size percent... |
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IBM is a dumpsterfire company. They are too busy doing buy backs and letting amazon kill their mainframes
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As I always say: woman CEO, that's all you need to know
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I remember one autist on this subreddit had a simple strategy for beating the... |
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Ex-lawyer for one of his old companies. But no shit the lawyer gets in trouble for signing off on a crime someone has been convicted for.
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You fucking stupid mutt, get your facts straight on what Shkreli was convicted for.
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Stock would shoot 5% if he actually tweeted this though
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Only 5?
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I would finally buy one share as a sort of commemorative gesture if he tweeted this.
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I would cover my shorts and immediately go long short-term calls if he ... |
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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This is ballsy as hell. Props to you.
My first year of trading options I went from 5k -> 60k, all realized. Lost 90% of it the same year.
Got royally fucked on taxes. So I hope you took some out!
Edit: I meant it was my first YEAR of trading. It was between 2 different... |
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Take my advice, withdraw 20k and see what you can do with the rest. Your head will be more clear and if you lose it, you still have those gains you pulled out
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This.
I gained balls of steel the last time I had similar gains and gave it back in a hurry.
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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He’s right tho
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I knew he wasn't more retarded than all of you.
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but hes not wrong. are you retarded? never go full retard man
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By his logic all things you sell and buy to make money are bubbles you brainlet.
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But if you move fast, can't you be the main shareholder for a short period of time?
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You cant really move fast enough, theres not enough liquidity to buy all the shares without exorbitant price increases. Not to mention all the private stock and the constant... |
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Started right out of school in 2007.
As stated -- you will know it and there will be some precursors if you are paying attention. Shit like oil being at $150 for really no reason over the summer of 08'.
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Heard a lecture in like 2004 from some really... |
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Four installments of 5k.
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2 of $10k.... it’s 10. Penny over 10 is CTR’d.
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A currency transaction report is 10k, but even when I worked for a small local bank I knew to look out for structured deposits.
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No, a CTR is 10,000.... |
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What is your biggest loss to date?
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No loss then. I haven't started trading WSB style yet. I will when I complete for dividend portfolio. For now I'm just following for entertainment purposes.
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You're not even in the game and you're ta... |
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Looking into puts for Nvidia. Calls for Nvidia until earnings.
Looking into Puts on Snaps
Puts on JCPenny
Puts on Fossil
Calls on Humana
Maybe longer calls on MA
Buying HMMJ
VIX is beyond fucked right now, so it might be a good play to SPY or something again.
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Holy shit, giving them a piece of their own. Love it.
Fuck Goldman Sachs (and Schwab, but GS more)
EDIT: Sorry I have been to fucked over by banks in my life, any bank gets my hate, including Schwab. I know I'm not rational but fuck it
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didnt this character got his head chop off and the rest of his family brutally murdered and separated all cuz he went into politics?
hmm
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There is no Tywin on the other side to orchestrate all of that though
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What do you mean there's no evi... |
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Wtf are u kidding me with those walls?
Who’s kid is this?
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Is it a highschool or a prison ��
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Same thing tbh
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Dangerous attitude
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Hah kidding. To go to prison, you have to have done something wrong!
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Someone explain this shit cuz even /r/sweden makes more sense to me than this.
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Martin Shkreli is a mod here if you want to be even more confused
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Martin is a genius when you actually listen to his argument. I had my doubts but he proved me... |
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Only unrealistic part is people running to help you afterwards.
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Why not? He could have a wallet on him or something of value worth retrieving
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I'm getting that hat.
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Dibs on liver
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The real money's in th... |
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So what is warren buffett betting on now and where do i invest?
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Serious question: why not just bet on the same things as him?
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The fund he manages is called birkshire Hathaway. $BRK.a is going for hundreds of thousands per share. $BRK.b ... |
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Absolutely amazing, quick question, how long did this all take? From $0-2.5 mil? And congrats dude, you’ll be yachting soon.
## Speaker_1: ##
started with $200k what will be 3 years ago this fall
## Speaker_0: ##
Damn, that’s insane. Did you get the $200k from saving from ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I got really lucky with my first few options. Made 100-200% gains in less then a week. Then I went crazy buying calls and puts anywhere from 1000-5000. Lost 50% of those gains.
Realized with options that three things are against you:
Time
Direction
IV
Stopped playing opti... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice, now you can go long on steady companies and do boring shit like sell covered calls for steady income and never have to work anymore if you choose.
edit, nvm, you already have a job:
> I also have a relatively high-paying job, so that helped ($105k/yr, then jumped... |
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Now log scale it
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And inflation adjust it
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Now bop it!
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Now Twist it!
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Now pull it!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Now lose your entire portfolio on FD's!
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## Speaker_0: ##
I never gave you permission to post pictures of me
## Speaker_1: ##
If I give you gold will you promise not to use it on options and buy yourself food?
## Speaker_2: ##
Why would you buy FOOD ? Doesn't look like it's going anywhere any time soon
## Speaker_3: ##
FOOD alwa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bought XIV for the inverse spike, green for first minute back to red. Fuck this market
## Speaker_1: ##
Seems to have resistance around 77.50-78 which is nice seeing a floor form. I am in at $80, you ?
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Resistance in XIV, fucking lol
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ho... |
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The big short dude, Eismen, is shorting Canadian banks now. He said he doesnt think it will be as the bad as the US housing crisis was, but there is definitely a problem brewing with interest rates and home costs. He seems fairly confident that there will be a large correc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You bought FD puts at close yesterday didn't you
## Speaker_1: ##
You fucking bet
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm not going to ask why. Find 500 and come right back.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's going to a long while before I play this casino again
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See ya Monday
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## Speaker_0: ##
The googling of "how to trade options" is definitely not true. If they did that. They'd know how many contracts they are actually buying...
## Speaker_1: ##
why buy 100 shares of SNAP when you can buy 100 options? i've heard you can make way more off those!
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## Speaker_0: ##
rip /u/MartyMoho
## Speaker_1: ##
how much he lose?
## Speaker_2: ##
He gambled $1M, so depends on if he managed to get out.
## Speaker_3: ##
Many forget it was ITM options $29 $400k on that and the rest are equities. He made a lot more last quarter ER.
So is he losing a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>joking about suicide
>joking
Hahahaha
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I'm only allowed to kill myself after my dogs die.
## Speaker_1: ##
I can adopt your dogs
## Walls1337bot: ##
They're actually cute little bastards who get away with too much.
https://imgur.com/Zpoiq6Y
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## Speaker_0: ##
Costco is not a buy until $140 or under.
## Speaker_1: ##
Are you retarded? genuine question.
## Speaker_0: ##
So I'll take that as you are YOLO'ing here?
## Speaker_2: ##
Are you retarded? genuine question.
## Speaker_0: ##
Lolol... You faggots crack me up.
## Walls13... |
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im doing this right after i sprinkle some e coli around the chipotle by me.
## Speaker_0: ##
The [1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack) was the food poisoning of 751 individuals in The Dalles, Oregon, through t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’ve come to the realization that I’m just an autistic version of those guys from The Big Short
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Also with less money.
## Speaker_0: ##
That was implied. No need to kick a man while he’s down
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s the best time to kick a man.
## Wal... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Vice went from being a reliable alternative news source to BuzzFeed autistic step brother. Short VICE
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah right around the time the founder decided he was a white supremacist it kind of went down hill. Fuck vice
## Speaker_2: ##
I can't think of a time ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Doesn't really tell us much
## Speaker_1: ##
Its more of a background on the people behind the scenes
## Speaker_2: ##
I still think the risk to reward ratio for preferred fnma is worth. Got me 300 shares of fnmas. Could go to zero but I am willing to bet they stop the sw... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you are implying that today feels like 08 to you, you have no idea what a real down day is like. A 1% day ain't nothin to worry about.
## Speaker_1: ##
OP is saying today feels terrible so they can't imagine what 08 would be like.
## Speaker_0: ##
08 was a shit show, k... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tesla’s revenue generation per day then shits on Toyota’s.. Interesting.
## Speaker_1: ##
simple calculation. More cars but still lower revenue per car? That means a lower price of cars which is definitely true, especially in the asian, african and south american markets. ... |
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