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What's with all of the communists downvoting the reality that this is nothing? No rebound in the market would be a problem. Look at the movement - took about 30mins for the real money makers to realize this is a nothing-burger. You're feelings about the President don't ch... |
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When your phone is worth more than your account
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OP should ask his parents to deposit $700 into his account instead of buying him the iphone 7 for Christmas.
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Both will be worthless in six months.
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You want us to believe that you're able to read?
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Yeah nobodies falling for that shit.
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How would he post to reddit if he was illiterate?
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Probably his mum posts for him, just like mine!
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That doesn't mak... |
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's peopl... |
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JPY is the funding currency.
Many big players draw funding in JPY (cheap interest rate) and sell them into USD to buy USD assets.
When shit happens they unwind and pay everything back in JPY.
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This seems a little too good to be true?
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Your odds are incorrect as you're not taking into account the possibility of multiple winners, which would lower the return per winner.
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Also the big real winner is Uncle Sam. I think u lose like 40% to taxes
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And yet he still bought the peak
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Not the peak till homeboi Buffet croaks the bucket.
Be prepared with popcorn. It may be the only time in your life that you'll see tuxedos in a panic selling frenzy.
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I hope he doesn't die anyti... |
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What the literal fuck
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You can lift sliding doors out of the runners. Anyone with any real world knowledge should be able to realise that ffs. How do you think they install them? Magic?
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or they could just play bubble butt you fucking retard... |
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Why the hell would you buy Sears. You realize that’s what it is right? Fucking SEARS!
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It's a solid company, probably undervalued.
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Are you kidding me? When was the last time you bought anything from Sears? Yeah, that was also the last time... |
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Shit in the streets.
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Just don't do it near my tent, ok?
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Pitch a tent on the sidewalk and fill it with random furniture. Guaranteed to bring the property value down and no one will touch it for weeks, due to the unspoken bum rules regarding... |
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Now get ready to be bummed Out when you realize your gonna be taxed on all those profits as if it were regular income.
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I'm used to paying a shitton of taxes... luckily I have some capital loss carryover from the 2017 drawdown to offset a bit of it, but, ye... |
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What kind of Asian porn the the blurred stuff?
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Nah, I was watching Asa Akira or whatever her name is. She’s nasty, like LuLus profit margin
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Straight porn? Take that shit to r/investing
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How do you know it wasn’t shemale st... |
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That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
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Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more p... |
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yeah pm me your SSN
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457-55-5462
My name's Todd. Please send me some inflation, thanks.
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Mother's maiden name?
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Kahn
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Birthday?
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Every year
Edit: thanks for the gold!
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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As you can see I'm clearly a good son and financially responsible
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No you're a spoiled bitch, i have half of my college paid for with scholarships, I'm a good son, and I'm paying for the other ha... |
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was there a WSB newsletter about LEAPS i didn't get? love how this sub just latches onto one concept at a time
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I think a few people saw that big swinging dick post about the guy that owns 2019 NVDA LEAPS that he is already up 100k on and want to jump on th... |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9bjur1/last_chance_to_buy_amzn_below_2000
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Hello I'm the author, I didn't stop out of anything and I'm still fucking terrified
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The Volfefe index is going crazy right now.
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Am going to miss the trump presidency once it ends. This type of volatility will never ever happen again. Lmfao.
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Im not going to miss this volatility at all. Its a pure guessing game.
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Man I feel like I'm crazy. I hate most things Trump does but I actually like all this Trade Wars bullshit. Fuck China and fuck the EU.
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I love the idea of renegotiating, simplifying, and reducing all tariffs. I hate the shit show mess of him yelling randomly... |
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How did you get this kind of money in the first place? Did you trade your way up to it?
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Small loan of a million dollars.
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(It was actually income from a company I started plus jobs and I've been putting it into the market for awhile)... |
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Not just Trump guy's. European markets are reacting to Italians finance right now
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But Italy has had shitty finances since its inception.
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Correct, however since the election in March, their interest rate has raised again. different this ti... |
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These memes get worse every day
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Some are good some are really bad because they are made by people that don't understand how finance works
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#YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
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Best meme of all time
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You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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Can you teach me... |
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Only a loss if you sell
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Can't sell an expired option.
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Can’t lose then
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I'm not a bad investor, I'm just a collector of vintage OTM options.
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Any in particular that will be classics one day?
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Wut am I missing? Blood bath tomorrow...why?
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BECAUSE THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS A LIE HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING EVERYTHING NSYNC24 HAS BEEN TELLING US?
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Wtf is new about that? I'll look him up I guess, but I haven't recognized a global awaken... |
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Cry, cry like a little bitch.
(down $230k)
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Holy fuck what are your positions?
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Weed related stocks... so much weed....
(APH in particular anal raped me bad)
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Same boat, not as much of a loss. Tomorrow or Monday should ... |
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Powell and Trump ganging up on Xi
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Honestly this is not good news for China.
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Yea. Less pressure if markets are more bullish.
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What a lot of people do not understand about China is how bad things are getting internally the... |
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Oh boy. Looks like he was asked to "voluntarily" give up his seat and refused. So they gave him some help volunteering. http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/04/10/17/27/elderly-passenger-ripped-off-overbooked-flight
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Guess they don't follow their own advice
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https://www.google.com/search?as_q=gold+etf
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Each of them does different gold stuff
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Read.
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I dont know how.
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Someone, somewhere, is paying to prop this up. Just think about that.
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we need to buy (read: hostilely takeover) this channel. shkreli would kill it on there.
#WSBTV
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WSB-TV is already the local ABC affiliate station in Atlanta.
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How isn't Masa Son the wsb patron saint? He's the human being who has lost the most money in history during the dotcom bust and does $10bn yolos on garbage like wework.
You guys gotta move up from bush league losers like shreki to the big dogs. Masa son is like the Buddha o... |
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What the fuck happened!?
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Failed p3
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inb4 that happens to Mast
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Good thing it ain't 8 bucks
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That doesn't matter. -80% is still -80%
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I know, it was a shitty joke apparently
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Finance 338 professor said that technicals only work when they work, but about 1/3 of professional Wall Street etc use technicals instead of fundamentals so it's still a big thing.
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Didn't Goldman Sachs fire all most of their traders and now just use algos?
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Green day over here ��. Edit: since when do people downvote people who make money??����
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Since fuck you.
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Me too thanks to BOFA
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I assume this is unrealized? What's your expiration date if options?
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It's realised as I got margin called.
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I shorted it by leaving. Best financial decision ever.
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Californian here. This is the best advice.
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Except people get pissy towards us when we move into their territory. I know Portland people, and Dallas folks don't like Californians.
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I got called a faggot for selling at 46 so I have something to tell you...
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You’ll get called a faggot for doing anything around here.
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Faggot
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Not backing down on China tariffs and wants to expand the tech investment restrictions to all countries...
We red AF tomorrow boys. FAANG put holders about to be showered in tendies.
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Thanks for the summary /u/AnusBlaster5000. Tend to disagree though. Don't... |
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You might have lost $35,627.19, but at least you gained 8 karma on Reddit. A great trade if you ask me.
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151 now, he really should do that again.
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We are clocking in at 178. If we hit 200 OP has to buy SNAP $10calls
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https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/7lhedf/are_the_higher_expense_ratios_in_vanguardspydr_vs
How's losing money in your Robinhood account going?
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Stay jealous when your glorious Canadian government cucks your returns
Edit: faggot
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So whole foods was just screwing everybody before?
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Whole Foods is known for its appeal to upper-middle class shoppers who prefer organic/non GMO/farm raised foods. Pretty sure most people knew Whole Foods was overpriced they just didn't care because "brand... |
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Millennials hate cruises.
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Speak for yourself dude. I'm a millennial & live in Florida. Cruises are huge with millenials
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And old people, those on vacation, the rich.... actually, who doesn't like cruises besides people who are afrai... |
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No insurance ? That is just the bill. Maybe he did, and trolling
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Just dont pay it. 99 percent of that bill is pure cost shifting from the people who receive services but cant pay, onto the people with insurance and the people who can pay.
Americans pay f... |
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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As you can see I'm clearly a good son and financially responsible
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No you're a spoiled bitch, i have half of my college paid for with scholarships, I'm a good son, and I'm paying for the other ha... |
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Please , stop trading. You have no idea what you are doing.
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:'(
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When did you buy these?
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Bought $17 shortly after AMD spike after 2Q earnings. And I bought the others to average down while AMD just got shit on
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its like the xmas of earnings week.
thats some big fucking names.
Thursday you will need to see a doctor for that erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
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Mmm I wanna see that AMZN bubble finally pop. You can make all the revenue you want, no earnings=no... |
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Shout out to bac for being a piece of shit that cant hold a 2% gain during a rally but drops like a rock when the shit hits the fan. I'm not holding any calls btw, stock only yall screwed lol
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I am up to my dick in July calls. Not quite sure what I should... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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Here comes the recovery! I'm all in on SNAP calls. r/unpopularopinions
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lol me too, im up 30% on my calls
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Yeah man, I put my last $14 in there. I'm up to $20. #YOLO
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I put $8000
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We're in this toge... |
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Shows you that the market has pretty much completely priced in a Hillary win. FBI reopens investigation = market dives 1% immediately. Incredible.
Imagine what will happen if she loses!
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Brexit was much closer IMO.
I feel like I'm the only person arou... |
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Dan Schneider is a pedophile.
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Dan “Hold her down she’s a fighter” Schneider ?
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Dan "Man the Party Van" Schneider?
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Dan "Leader of the Cunny Clan" Schneider?
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Dan”Can I see your feet so I can beat my mea... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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Let's see the positions.
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12/14 HD 165$ FDs
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Dollar sign first
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$12/14 HD 165 FDS
Did I do it right
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No, even more firster. Here's what it should look like:
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Honestly if Elizabeth Homes doesn't end up in jail I'm going to lose my mind.
She made Martin's crime look like a misdemeanor.
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It was a fraud for years. Rupert Murdoch lost like $130Million.
I assume they’re getting all the material necessary for a crim... |
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ban all foreign buyers
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Wish we did that in the US decades ago.
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Even just in the major est and west coast cities. Also, a vacancy tax on these empty Chinese and Russian owned apartments.
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It's a game of whack a mole. M... |
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I hope your net worth isnt 4k man
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Why :(
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If this is all your money, and if you don't need it to survive put it in a roth IRA so it grows tax free
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But then I can’t buy yolo fd’s and triple my money in a day :(
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THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? YOU GOT IT.
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Watch out - We all know how much /u/theycallme1 hates memes, he even went as far as to delete 6 of my posts in the past month that didn't directly show a trade.
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Ask your boyfriend about **EXTREME VETTING*... |
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I'm with you. It'll open above 13 tomorrow.
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Lmao why? Did you not see there horrible guidence
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What part of the guidance was the most horriblest in your opinion?
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I know I was gambling lol just sore after getting my ass ga... |
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Why would you go to jail if you lose everyone’s money? Just blame it on a Rogue Wave.
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Yeah I think you'd just be considered a bad investor right?
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if i lose peoples money, i go to jail for investing others money without my company being l... |
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Damn the F430 looks so nice even after all the 13 years. Also probably a fair chance this dude actually bought it with AAPL gains
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Yeah you can probably get one for decent now. Same with used Aston Martins. Find one that’s been well taken care of, and you ca... |
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There was a time when selling pet rocks was a successful business venture.
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The guy made a million dollars!
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You know...I had an idea like that once. A *jump* to conclusions mat.
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...that's the worst idea I've ever heard in... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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Why the absolute fuck did I sell my Raytheon calls.
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Because deep down you're a decent person who doesn't want to profiteer off corporations who's business is killing people from a great distance as quickly, efficiently and cheaply as possible.
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I sold yesterday at 3.09...
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man I feel like that guy that put his life savings into a ETF and it went down .00025% and he had to go to the hospital for a panic attack and I have only lost....wait...fuck!!!!!!! I am down $13k. Looks like I might lose $25k which really puts a dent in my life.
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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20% decline
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Cool so it's just my portfolio that's in a bear market then. And... |
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you only realize its a gambling addiction when you lose everything(most/alot) just look at the tone of the posts on here that have done well for only a week/month. They talk like they are Gods.
that said, I'm realizing right now that its a gambling addiction because I've lo... |
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So you think that universities/state gov't will try to crack down on chegg? Is there any evidence to suggest this could happen by the time your puts expire?
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It will not happen in the next month. Not a chance. Only the threat of it happening could preemptiv... |
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Where is he moving to?
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Summer home. He doesn’t use so he trying to sell it. No one wants it caz they have to spend millions to fix it up. It’s from like the 1940s. House is old af
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Oh, I thought it was his Omaha home. I'm convinced he has ... |
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You advisor is losing money right now?
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Not sure what your asking
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You are talking about a Financial Advisor, right?
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Yes
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And they are losing your money, right?
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Well I mean it’s ... |
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Imagine dropping $60k on an FD just to prove yourself to some fag on wsb.
Good job tho
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imagine not giving a shit about said 60k
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I’m trying but I can’t. Pls advise
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make more money. lose less money
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Could have done $500,000 in calls of SPY and QQQ.
Could have done $500,000 in Puts on SPY and QQQ.
Bad timing? bad thinking. Bad Idea to play only one side.
Do the right thing and buy straddles next time.
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I shorted sfix with shares. At 38 and it margin ... |
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Post of the year
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Omg, you guys are so fucking elitist, did you never have to learn anything? You just magically know it? That's why I'm asking, because it's confusing.
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You're in the wrong sub. You might want to try r/investing, r/stocks, o... |
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Thanks for the advice. I’ll try to start with 750k ASAP.
But for real though niiiiiice. Do you just live off what you trade nowadays?
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Well not yet.. I have a short term goal of 2.5 mil, where a 10% yearly return is 250 k, a longer term goal of 10 mil wher... |
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Wow tons of y'all make good money already
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What if I told you that some of us are \*gasp\* over 30!
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My first thought was location (cali) more so than age for those incomes
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Canada here. Professional job in an upper catego... |
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Does this mean I can finally get tendies from BK?
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Bk tendies not that good
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For $1 they gud enough
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Just like your mom's BJs
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I like my mom's Bjs too.
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lmao. China is not gonna be happy about this
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It sure would suck being an American CFO in China right about now.
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Most companies with half a brain have already recalled their important personnel. There were alerts for corporate officers and... |
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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What? No they just expire worthless and you don't pay broker fees because you're not selling to close.
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Pretty sure he's asking about the situation where he'd have to sell the contract at like .01 or .02, and he owns so few that commission will eat up anyth... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Been saying this for years lmao. Plenty of chicks post their pic and a sob story about needing help for bills or college and people actually donate to that shit.
They use the money for whatever ofcourse.
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Time for puts!!
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Backspace
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## Speaker_0: ##
You unemployed?
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He's underemployed you fag. Or below employed?
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I'm a lowly intern
## Speaker_2: ##
You guys get paid now?
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I'm in engineering, so we do. Most other interns don't get paid tho.
## Speaker_3: ##
Eng... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Past experience with this sub compels me to bet against you.
## Walls1337bot: ##
How can you bet against my chart? It's autism proof
## Speaker_0: ##
Because posters on this sub are wrong 76.325% of the time. (Totally didn’t just make up that statistic).
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Goodbye.
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol did you "invest" in the dow?
## Speaker_1: ##
Slowly funneling most into tqqq.
## Speaker_2: ##
don't. Google beta slippage.
## Walls1337bot: ##
No one cares about beta slippage in a bull run. It's still up 100% since 2017.
## Speaker_2: ##
bull runs aren't forever... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Follow up messages: https://imgur.com/a/4yL2IzC
## Speaker_1: ##
What is an Option my man?!
## Speaker_2: ##
buy derivative instruments first, ask questions later
## Speaker_3: ##
That's how I learned. I regret all of it, but I learned a lot.
## Speaker_4: ##
I watched ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You have a mil & you’re using RH?
## Speaker_1: ##
I would lose more money in commissions to sell calls in a week than you would imagine
## Speaker_2: ##
If you are worried about commissions with a $1M portfolio you are an idiot and that account won't last long
## Spe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
People who know what they’re doing. Like hedge funds and investment banks. Low yielding treasuries have more uses than just holding them for the interest. Some counter parties have very specific liquidity requirements and require a basket of bonds from a diversified list of ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you think like this without knowing the underlying cause of the changes in price, you shouldn't be trading real money yet
## Speaker_1: ##
I mean, you can pay for a class, or you can pay to learn this way.
I learned what a "long squeeze" was and how it works in a very s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Woah... this is way more than I thought
## Speaker_1: ##
He'll likely serve half that......right?
## Speaker_2: ##
Lol no, half time is a myth at the Federal Level. He will likely have to do 85% of his sentence. The only ways he can do less than that are though the Resid... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bought some April 31 puts.
## Speaker_1: ##
Every investor is blinded by their own bias. So I have to ask why anyone would be bearish when a company is re-positioning itself in the semiconductor industry with products outperforming and price cutting their competitors'.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
My original plan was to hold them for a year. I did not expect the lunacy that ensued. I'll be buying them right back next week, I expect it to finally settle down tomorrow.
## Speaker_0: ##
Did you go all in with whatever you had on NFLX?
## Walls1337bot: ##
So I'm kin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Make it $250K of options and then it'll actually be a show. We already got MartyMoho with a million in this thing.
## Speaker_1: ##
He could potentially be a double digit millionaire if he does that and it hits
## Speaker_2: ##
I think King MU is doing it and idk how he ha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
up ~1 percent currently
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, GM replied that they make the cars in Ohio.
## Speaker_2: ##
Wonder what's his motives with all the negative tweets, which usually are just made up shit.
Why is he trying to bring down these companies? I can't see him gaini... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mods are NOT gay on this blessed day!
## Speaker_1: ##
they’re trans today
## Speaker_2: ##
Gay trans or straight trans?
## Speaker_3: ##
Is there a difference? Either way its pretty gay
## Speaker_4: ##
Well hold on there’s straight gay and then there’s gay squared.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
## Speaker_1: ##
The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
## Speaker_2: ##
This is WSB, proof o... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
All in on Microsoft.
## Speaker_0: ##
What’s the news?
## Walls1337bot: ##
They’ve won you see.
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-43580972
## Speaker_1: ##
I have 4/13 calls, you think it's going to shoot up by then? I would like that because it would mean I would m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What app is his boss? Long that app.
## Speaker_1: ##
Probably either Uber or Amazon Flex (Amazon's private delivery service)
## Speaker_2: ##
Weird flex, but ok.
## Speaker_3: ##
God dammit, where did I see this that was so freakin funny.
## Walls1337bot: ##
"A$AP Rock... |
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