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I only made a fraction of this but wow, thank you to who ever posed 10 mins before the announcement!
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New to trading, how can he make 448% when the stock only seems to have gained a few % when i check it ok the stock app?
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Sweet summer child... |
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Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up
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only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.
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20%? He started with 1.2 million and ended up with 1 million s... |
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Whatever happened to that dude who made this? He was making the best shitposts all year then vanished.
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Had a comment chain with him yesterday on Nvidia. He’s still here just not posting GIFs
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He's a mod here. This is from the great meme war... |
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Excellent work. See if you can squeeze some commission free trades out of them as a courtesy for your losses. Maybe even commission free options trades.
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Call them and say: "Zomg 35 trades in a month? I never check that account! This is fraud!"
Get free m... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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I think I'm the only one on this sub who hasn't seen Wolf of Wall Street
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Anyone who takes the Wolf of Wall Street as a film that promotes trading, missed its point entirely.
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This, I got the feeling if anything wolf extreemely discouraged... |
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the cracked phone screen, the Samsonite of the sloppy millennial
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I've had smartphones for almost a decade, not one crack. Dropped many times, but no cracks. I always wondered what these fucks do to completely shatter their shit.
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To be fair... |
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> 50k loan
> equivalent of a car payment
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Not everyone on here drives 15 year old honda civics.
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> 15 year old
my car is old enough to rent another car
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Your car can give consent in some states
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JFK dad was IRL Tywin Lannister.
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He REALLY was Tywin. Super critical of his kids. Literally got a lobotomy on his daughter Rosemary because she was really sexual.
Literlly causes his oldest son Joe to go try and be a war hero. He died on missions trying ... |
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Basically only trade $SPY Options FDs. Surprisingly, I traded mostly calls this week and made money on the small bounces.
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My strategy is simple. This sub basically acts as the retail investor's voice. I am assuming people who champion their options here ha... |
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> “Hillary Clinton is running again” – a Politico article outlines why signs are pointing towards
another Clinton presidential run – Politico http://politi.co/2kh69uO
I do not see this happening. She will be 73 in 2020, and I think she would be a really devisive candida... |
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Wait for my Robinhood Instant to kick in cause I'm a fuckin' RH pussy.
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Can someone please explain to me why you would use RH? I really don't understand. I know it doesn't really apply to me since I'm not a US citizen, but I just can't seem to wrap my head ... |
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10 Feb 3 130 Put here
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Brave
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insanely.
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More than 10% jump on past month. It's overly bought atm. They need to outperform by a big margin.
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I'm biased since I have calls, but you also have to factor in t... |
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Oh hey, look. [I found an already complete series on options that covers literally everything about options in a quick and concise series of youtube videos.](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVve34yolHY43YaBegHMzN9WjrTnQfFr)
Also, fuck robinhood. Get a real broker, u... |
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at least no margin call
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cause i paid it off
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could have just turned off your phone
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would that fly with collections?
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How could they call you?
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Fuckin watertight logic here boys
## Walls13... |
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Fuck yeah man, you close your position yet?
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Still holding
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you were down almost 50%, up to double your money, and you're still holding?
you're in the right place at least
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Could keep going up.
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Could g... |
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Finally, somebody talking about penny stocks
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Rule 3.
MODS
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wait there are rules?
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First rule of WSB is never admit you're apart of WSB
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whats wsb?
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No surprise. SoftBank probably forced all the current executives outs and putting their own in. Right now they have their COO in WeWork to "reorganize and reform their leadership."
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doubt it, the CEO and his wife hold more then half the voting rights
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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I was given 30k from my parents for my college education. My first two years are paid with scholarships so I decided to invest the money til I need it.
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invest ≠ yolo
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I'll sell ... |
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Is there a way I can see in real time every trade that Bill Ackman makes? So I can do the complete opposite of it. I remember he shorted Herbalife and that really backfired.
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Lately he's been putting his salmonella fingers in Chipotle so you can short that... |
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$GOOS 54C FDs
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Now sell it. You know the rules. If it's good enough to screen shot, then it's good enough to sell.
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I tell myself this every time, and i fail to follow through every time
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I sold out of all my contracts and ... |
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GAMES WORKSHOP. ON THE LONDON.
They had an earnings recently. Not sure how it went as the websites haven't updated.
It's up 211% in the last year its nerds buying plastic shit. It's like funko but actually successful.
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Nerds have money. That shit is ex... |
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Must be nice to have rich parents
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Not really I started with 3000 from my summer job and worked my way up.
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I don't belive you.
You have no training or knowledge. You made more than a 10,000% gain on your original $3000 and then proceede... |
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“Becoming”? Man baby tantrum is going to send us into recession, but that’s no reason not to make money shorting the market.
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maybe not today
the reversal from yesterday's tanking is strong IMO
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Yesterday's tanking???
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AHs... |
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I feel like NPR's Planet Money did this a year or two ago with some kind of heuristic algorithm to buy and sell based on keywords in his tweet
ETA: ah, yeah. [Here](https://www.npr.org/2017/04/14/523890750/twitter-bot-botus-will-buy-and-sell-stock-based-on-trumps-tweets), f... |
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Sucks it's GOP interests. It should just be things Trump mentions in his talks and we can bet if he gets em done or not.
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Has he achieved any of his promises other than killing the TPP and allowing the Keystone and Dakota pipelines to continue?
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UPDATE: My money is back
Basically I was all in on NFLX last week with a stop loss at $102.82. Woke up to see this shit. Saw I had no pending orders or positions and thought I had maybe made a mistake with an order or something (done that before).
Then I started thinki... |
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Bathing in SuBae's patented AMD tendie sauce
haha jk i'm down like 50% over the last month i'm fucked
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How can you be down 50%??
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How can she slap??
Ever heard of the magical world of options, my friend?
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With all th... |
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today is probably a buy. the AH drop was a butthurt wallstreet fag dumping his shit because Elon publicly cucked him
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Historically, having a CEO that doesn't work at least amicably with investors doesn't turn out well. But, given the fact that it's Elon and ... |
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[you got to up those numbers boi](https://imgur.com/a/cX2kJ6Z)
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nice puts ��
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It’s the first time I have used an option as it’s intended to be used - I may legit exercise it and sell 100 of them at 185 if it shits out again into the 160s... |
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Am I reading this right that you earned 238k on a 4k bet?
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Imagine playing Roulette and betting on black over and over again.
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More like betting on 22 black over and over again
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Nah, Nvidia coming down from it’s retarded va... |
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This alcoholic 1. Has a job still 2. Trades stocks still
I would be careful betting against such a functional alcoholic. He's lasted this long.
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“Functional alcoholic” is a misnomer. But you gave me a giggle
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My bad. How so?
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Fuck I'll give you 3.75% interest for real, give me your money!
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How’d you get a computer in prison Bernie Madoff?
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How funny is that the guy actually made off with people's money.
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I mean he went after the elderly and bilk... |
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But the real question is did you ask your poor millennial friends if they use this shit?
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Next thing he will tell you his friends switched to Bing from Google.
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Word has it Bing is the best porn search engine
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Can confirm. I... |
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>So what is keeping the stock value afloat
You forgot name recognition as fool proof long term blue chip etc.
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oh, like Kodak
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Exactly. Or Sears.
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Kodak got beat by camera phones, Sears lost to Amazon. Nobody has an ans... |
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Before ur ding dong gets erected too soon.
Check future.
It’s
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Should still be a good day. No way was it totally priced in.
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Nothing happened yet..
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Futures are up .33%
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r/Wsb4wsb
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r/autists4autists
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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two subs
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Diversify and invest in both
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Yeah that would be like buying GOOG and GOOGL
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It will sell off. Wanna wager a bet?
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Sure. I'll keep holding my XIV and you can buy some UVXY
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Futures or 1 DTE options.
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Let's make it a bet. If SPY closes green, you PayPal me $100. If it closes red, I'll PayPal you $100... |
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Good shit faggot, but you're forgetting that Micron has an investor event on May 21.
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Probably when this shit will start to actually run.
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Agreed, got my 7/20 50 and 55 calls just for this reason. Ride the run up and sell before earnings.
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How much total money did you put in?
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$6k to buy 35 calls for the 822% gain
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Nice man. I have some jan calls about 2k worth (more now) but im always too scared to yolo more.
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Yeah I liked the $420s since Musk is a weird mo... |
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how do you long $THETA ?
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Selling options?
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this
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Reddit cliché noticed: this
Phrase noticed: 1381 times.
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We rape bots round these parts boy.
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What happened here? To me it looks like AMD has done nothing but rise in the past 4 days and is now at nearly $7. How are people losing money?
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Because they bought OTM options.
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I am completely new so don't really understand what the mea... |
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was going to congratulate but then saw you use tradeking and now i just feel sick
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Didn't have enough at the time for IB.
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you trade enough size and volume to get discounts at TDA
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Thank you. I will look into that.
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Why don’t you just trade futures for yourself and work from home?
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Beacuse I worked at a HF quant shop. Cant do that shit myself
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I think you missed my intention.. why take salary over trading your own money? Unless you really just love b... |
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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Fuck you
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I like your flair.
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They give them out fairly often
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Get a decent $150-200k sailboat. Those things are baller and alot more fun than a motorized yacht for triple the cost.
Then take $100k and use it to beef up the interior, sound system, cocaine stock, and liquor cabinet.
Girls (or guys fuck idk what u do with ur dick) ... |
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Why do you hate /u/__rosebud__?
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Because he's gay and I suspect he may have a bigger dick than me
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He definitely has a bigger dick than you
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I've asked for proof and have yet to receive the report. This is unconfirmed.
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-99.6% without options. Impressive.
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Why do options have such a reputation for losing your money? Can someone please explain?
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Because you lose 100% of your money if when you buy calls/puts the stock doesn't do what you expected it to do in ... |
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COST Calls on weeklies, or maybe buy Jan 17 in hopes I can hold onto my underwear when it drops like a rock.
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is everyone here bullish on costco?
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Honestly they have a fucking amazing business set up
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They have an aging cons... |
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Xi and Cheeto need to set their pride aside, admit they were both wrong, say that neither of them want a trade war and let's get this rally going for another 10 years.
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Xi is about China first and Trump is MAGA. I doubt this happening soon.
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Why not just buy cocaine? Why does everything need to be legal with you hipster fucks?
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Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changing perspective towards drugs.
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>Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changi... |
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his pal jeff epstein raped kids and got off, just par for the course in the American oligopoly
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Trump banned Epstein from Mar a lago, while plenty of democrats were taking the Lolita express.
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yeah let's arrest the democrats along with... |
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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Not exactly. My current theory is that this sub is split 50/50 against Trump, and when one side looks better they speak up and the other side shuts up ... |
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No shit. This is Wall Street, not r/LateStageCapitalism
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What are you trying to say
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Me and the alcohol are trying to say that working more than five days a week is totally fine so let's get those markets open, unlike those wackos over at... |
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I wonder if another bad quarter means it'll lose even more and become the worst IPO in the history of IPOs
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That title already belongs to BLUE APRON...which is going to be hard to beat
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That's true. Snapchat at least everyone knows can't... |
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I've already lost $10 on AMD. I'm probably hanging myself with a short drop so I'm conscious to suffer.
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Lost shit ton of money on AMD, still waiting for the miracle so I can get rid of this POS.
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How do you lose money on AMD? We have Micron... |
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This bitch is fucking retarded.
Go look at her instagram, it's the same one she's always had. Just a few years ago she was taking flying lessons which are expensive as fuck. I was a bartender for a long time, no possible way I could afford that on the money I was making.
T... |
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Everyone saying it peaked and jumping off. Sorry not falling for that shit again. People said that about nvidia ever since it hit 40 and now it's at 90. Could of been holding nvidia if people didn't trick me :(
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Virtual Reality is forcing a shit ton of pe... |
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Didnt understand. Im autistic. Mind ELI5?
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I asked her yesterday if I should go long on SPY or if it was going to drop, and she said go long
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But did you get to see the tittys?
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http://imgur.com/i7sIunY I'm working on it
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I bought in MJ etf and just going to hold for 1 year. It will be up at-least $5 by then.
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Oh wow you can buy a 3 piece at hardee's
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You have no idea how many shares I bought.
I would be able to buy 3000 3-pieces' at Hardee's.
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Nice work, now fucking sell it.
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I sold some, but I think it's going to continue to run up this week. Let's see.
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Ahh the greed
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is good
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for losses
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Is this a live account?
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Yeah it is what proof ya need
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Yea shorting VIX related shit is the tits, just gotta be ready to exit if that shit starts flying. It's like picking up a penny off of train tracks.
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Tbh you don'... |
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Why is that guy trapping pigeons?
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he eats only the highest quality of pigeon meat
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I didn’t know pigeons’ tendies is a thing.
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Google squab. Pigeons arrived in North America via the immigrants as an easily farmable food, li... |
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https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/818124094587752452 for those curious
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How is saying "I would rather eat my own organs" publicly in response to a private DM not harassment too (by twitter standards)
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Cuz she is a woman or something.
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Your betting a full 20 dollar+ some that SPY is going above it's ath.. and it'll happen by next Friday?
Nice someone make sure this guy is wearing a helmet in the car please
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But if it goes up a penny, I'll be rich!
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No, you won't.
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Good news: I didnt buy this week.
Bad News: I didn't buy because I have no cash.
Worse news: I am poor
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Worst news: I am still alive
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On the bright side you could just wander off into the woods to die, and your family won't have to pay to ... |
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TLDR?
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just read the goddamn thing it's a fucking paragraph
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Fuck that. TLDR?
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Dude it's a modified copypasta it would defeat the purpose
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well that’s all you needed to say, now i know not to read it
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## Speaker_0: ##
? what trade do you have where you need it literally sub $200?
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200/205 bear call spread expiring today
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oh so you just prefer it to be below 200
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I lose a dollar for every cent it is above 200
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Yeah but wh... |
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Don't let me leave $MUrph
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I would give you gold for this comment if i wasn’t broke af
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I gotchu
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Thank you stranger
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I’m no stranger than you are
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Fact
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Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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I'm sure he's looking forward to conjugal visits from the wsb females (both of them)
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If this sub had more women in it, it would be less /r/wallstreetbets and more /r/too_many_yachts.
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> /r/too_many_yachts
*Doesn't Exist*
Yep, that's a... |
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Not to late to get on the eth train. If you have a buying point under 400 I'd go in
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its boring just holding though
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the fuck are you smoking? I got in at like $130 maybe a month or so ago. and now we're at $400+. It's anything but borin... |
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This is great! But why is it
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I was toying with
>Down, MU! down, AAPL!, AMD you too!
I decided to lea... |
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If you follow the company and listened to earnings calls they are shamelessly 'remastering' games from almost their entire library. Idiots buy them and it costs the company almost nothing to 'reskin' a game. Also if you pay attention they re-use assets such as levels, wea... |
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I like it when I submit a trade in robinhood and the stock ticker immediately jumps down as it's loading.
EDIT: Wow, it seems others experience the same thing. I wonder if the Robinhood devs implemented an Office Space esque ploy where they show you a price slightly higher ... |
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what service are you using for that? looks neat
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well it was primarily made in Microsoft Paint
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I mean that stock analysis tool
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Simply Wall St. I've got a referral code if you want
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Please dawg I can't ... |
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I bought a beemer and a rolex. My parents that I still live with weren't impressed.
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What kind of BMW we talking here?
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m235i sport fully loaded.
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you're not actually serious about the living with your parents thing, ... |
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Calls. GOP holds the Senate and Trump has been through every scandal possible.
## Speaker_1: ##
Agree but supposedly Senate just passed a resolution calling for the whistle blower report to be turned over to both Intel Committees… by unanimous consent. so idk
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
## Speaker_2: ##
You only get flair for doing something special (or complain or have an interesting username)!
## Speaker_3: ##
I'm vegan, in case you can't tell.
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Time to get out
## Speaker_1: ##
You mean time to double down.
## Speaker_2: ##
Why didn't you double down when it was at 9? YOu really do like to buy high, don't you?
## Speaker_1: ##
I didn’t have any cash lol. Thanks GE
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm still bag holding at $1... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
In my high school Econ class we played a stock market game. I put all of my money in Chuck E Cheese (CEC Entertainment) and kept it there the whole time. I got 4th overall in the class and then the company went private.
## Speaker_1: ##
My friend did the same game in her cl... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
new mod spot open in /r/wallstreetbets
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm up about 1% on my portfolio, so I think I'm the most qualified.
## Speaker_2: ##
>up
I think that makes you disqualified m8
## Speaker_3: ##
I don't have a portfolio so am I the most qualified now?
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I fucking hate how predictable this dude is
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, we previously had a president that would cry on TV every time a school was shot up while saying we have to "do more and reach compromise" every time. Certainly Trump is deeply predictable comparatively.
Fo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
## Speaker_1: ##
The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
## Speaker_2: ##
This is WSB, proof o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
naw fam, word on the street is that yellen and trump have been fucking for years
## Speaker_1: ##
grab her by the shriveled up pu$$y
## Speaker_2: ##
Naw i bet she is nice and albino with a modest little patch on a compact little gash. Looks like a toe curling grunter.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
CNN Mad Money with Jim Cramer
## Speaker_0: ##
CNBC you meat gazer
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Lmao fuck. I’ve never actually watched. Close enough.
## Speaker_1: ##
ABC angry money with Jim Cramer
## Speaker_2: ##
NBC Upset Dollars with Tim Reimer
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Telem... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
you're doing that when discretionary spending in china is the worst it's been in a while? there's almost a 100% chance that they will guide lower than expected
good luck sir
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you really think they'll report a loss cuz of the tariffs? I'm super nervous a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
They already have Rupaul drag race, queer eye and many more. Why on earth would people in the US Cancel when the world is becoming increasingly accepting of this? Netflix is fine lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Because it's animated and children will watch it you stupid fuck.
"Uhh h... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
1. Ouch
2. I am emotionally stable, so we good there.
3. This sucks a lot but I live well within my means so money just seems like numbers on a computer screen to me. I run a decent business so I am not too worried long term.
Going to hold these and sell off over the comin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There aren't options on UWTI you fuck.
## Speaker_1: ##
Got em
## Speaker_2: ##
never claimed there were options on uwti..?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Nigguh you said straddle
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah we were talking about SPX before. Plus why would UWTI trade on a 13 vol? USE YOU... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have seen your posts here and there and just didn't think alot about it, now I am sad I didn't take you seriously.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Posts on what? Three big companies on tax passing day. Anyone could’ve told you this would happen. OP capitalized like a boss but this i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So do they end up with the same income yearly?
## Speaker_1: ##
that depends on the price of AMZN on the vesting date. Anyone who was working 3 years ago is rolling in it.
## Speaker_0: ##
It doesn't seem like a good deal to me. Too bad they didn't just increase wages and... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You didn't post your positions here or there, better start posting up.
## Speaker_1: ##
8/31 AMD $22 calls and 8/24 AMD $21.50 calls
## Speaker_2: ##
Hi. Post proof of this actually or you're banned.
## Speaker_1: ##
http://imgur.com/gallery/c0kFUNr
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C... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
GameStop puts all the way. Free tendies
## Speaker_1: ##
You better hope they don’t shut down stores then
## Speaker_0: ##
Liquidating assets is only a temporary fix. A band aid won’t last forever... this company is on its last leg
## Speaker_2: ##
A short term gain from... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You better fuckin pray to lord n savior Elon that they hit the model X projections, or lube up.
## Speaker_1: ##
I have faith in him in general. Have no opinions on the upcoming ish but in general I see Tesla growing at a large scale and Elon in general just fucking shit u... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
This is blatant bullshit and stock manipulation by an analyst. It's ok tho, hopefully more shorts jump in for the burn when TSLA posts a profit in Q3 or Q4. What really amazes me is that TSLA seems to have no friends in the analyst community. You would think SOMEBODY would s... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Beta decay is rarely relevant for leveraged etfs in a short term (8-16 years) parabolic bull run, but it would bite you in the ass if you just bought and held over a few macro scale economic cycles.
Also the SEC hates fun and doesn't let anyone make a leveraged ETF over 3x.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I knew Trump and the GOP (aka retards) would fuck up the economy eventually.
## Speaker_1: ##
you realize the market is still up an insane amount since Trump took office right. I'm not a trump supporter by any means but your comment is absolutely retarded
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