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I really doubt there's gonna be a war, most likely scenario is China finally lays down the law and fat little Kimmy is gonna get overthrown.
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Or China knows the US public has basically 0 motivation to actually fight and will just call our bluff.
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fucking clicked on my work computer.. god damnit fuck I only saw part of it but I'm pretty sure it's glorious.
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My fault. I do not work, not sure what the rules are but now labeled.
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Eh, I was doing shots with the President of the Co last... |
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I have Charles Schwab too and I had to deal with this a bit ago too. U were marked as a day trader and as a day trader you must have an account minimum of 25k. U don’t owe them anything but it’s a restriction on your day trades. It’s silly the way they show the message
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Holy shit, if the Volcker rule gets repealed, banks are gonna go ham.. Dodd-Frank might be heavy handed, but it's actually kinda fucked up if he repeals it fully. Shit like fiduciary duty seems really fucking important. Who the fuck would want to hire a financial advisor tha... |
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Should have titled it "how reach the moon by selling the same outdated product year after year."
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Except it's faster, prettier, easier to use, cheaper, more water resistant. Etc.
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Not prettier, it's easiness is arguable, definitely not chea... |
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A for effort OP but this is some bible codes sort of shit.
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My conclusion is that this is possibly the safest way to make money. The information is there but there's a 2-day delay on the market. It's like knowing the future. Just throwing this out here f... |
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This life isnt for the faint of heart
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Feint, dipshit
FUCK I AM THE DIPSHIT
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you should probably [google things](https://www.quora.com/Which-is-the-correct-phrase-faint-of-heart-or-feint-of-heart-and-what-are-its-origins) you're not sure of... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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That *is* America
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Ain't that America! You and me! Ain't that America!
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Somebody let this *Patriot*... |
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor. Ma... |
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he turned $300mil (at most) to billions.
can you turn 30k into 300k?
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given enough time by myself, maybe? If I had a team of the best accountants daddy's money can buy? definitely
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"Some people are born into wealthier families than me RE... |
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Make sweet money, hate my wife, jerk off. The usual
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Dope humble brag
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*god I wish I had a wife to hate*
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U don’t. Wife couldn’t keep her hands off me before we married. The craziest sex ever. She’d just tell ... |
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I can tell you I am the broker and I prefer nutbags to people asking me what an IRA is
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.... Wait. For real? People actually ask this?
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Fam my patience is NEXT LEVEL because of the idiot questions I get on a daily basis
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Does that woman have tits on her kneecaps?
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you never been with a much much much older lady?
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Tell me more
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They have tits on their kneecaps.
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Tell me even more
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They juggle their tits on t... |
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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November $45 puts looking spicy. Wish I had weeklies though
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Too bad volume is absolute shit on all their options
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Very true. I bid around the mid and somehow got filled lol
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Buying isn’t what I would be worried about
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Growth potential is stagnating.
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Hard to grow when you’re limited by the number of people on the planet.
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hence the dating app, can't cuck the Zuck!
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Introducing Facebook's new dating app. "Watch Zuck fuck your wife"
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Go on margin and buy calls on 3x ETFs
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How much times exposure would I get this way?
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If you go for long OTM options on borrowed money you can get 100x easily.
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Where would you get the borrowed money though?
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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Lol one girl told people to get rid of their kids in order to be financially independent Lololols
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well it's tru tho
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Yes... |
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[Here's a diagram](https://explainoptions.com/?d=long%2520150%2520120%2520put%2520at%25201.8094%250Along%2520350%2520115%2520put%2520at%25201.743%250Along%2520700%2520110%2520put%2520at%25200.1977%250Along%25201500%2520105%2520put%2520at%25200.08%250Along%25203000%2520100%25... |
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fuck my life into pieces
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This is my last [earnings] report.
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Diversification? I'm bleeding
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Don't give a fuck if my portfolios recedin'.
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This is my last short
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I never realized I was sprea... |
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Take profits now please
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I sold it right after I took the screenshot
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Wait, why wouldn't you sell first, then take a screenshot of your history?
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cuz he is a faggot
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And 350% looks better than $70 prof... |
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wow guys i fucked up
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Gonna need some more details than that bruh. Maybe a screenshot or two.
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Yolod 10k into $CRM puts hoping it'd pull a Nvidia
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Oh yeah imma definitely need a screenshot there bruh
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Long $TSLA
Short $FB
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Millenials are desperate to pay off their student loans and don't remember who Journey is. Long $FB short $TSLA
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Millenials are 23-40. They know who Journey is. Hell, they still play Journey in high school pep ralli... |
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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“Uses TA unironically” killed me
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What's TA?
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Technical analysis
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mods plz ban
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Millennials hate cruises.
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Millenials don't hate cruises. People that can afford a proper vacation hate cruises.
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Cruises are dope fuck off with that, all you can drink for a week @$800?
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I hate em. If I can't get a cruis... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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I've been awoken. All my available cash is tied into options and RAD at the moment. Good info.
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What's the payoff on RAD?
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Well if the merger goes through its a minimum pay out of 6.50/ share. I'm averaged at 3.47. so about 87% return??... |
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Dude. Why are you trading on loans?
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Honestly, for the rush. Try it! Yolo
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No. Just no. Not funny. Sad. Get help.
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this is sad, alexa play despacito
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ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. D](https://... |
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Quality post
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Quality poast
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Quality roast
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Why would you invest in a mining company when they are getting less gold returns? Isn’t that how they are profitable in the first place, or am I retarded?
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Something that no one talks about that gives great returns...
... Most jobs. Seriously. I pay $2 a day for gasoline to get to work and i make $200 per day. Fucking 10000% returns.
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Now imagine you rode a bike instead! Near infinite returns!
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Its weird how gold still goes up. I though lower dollar boost commodities.
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yep, time to go long on Golsd & Silver. when the dollar comes back down eventually (Fed and Trump will want to bring it lower) precious metals will get an extra boost
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are all boomers retarded?
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It's a group of people that gave participation trophies to their kids and then blamed their kids for getting participation trophies.
It's a group of people that brainwashed their kids into going tens of thousands of dollars i... |
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are they ?
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DD
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Due diligence
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Thank you friend
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So the woman was include with prize I guess?
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> This really was the limerick prize. A hooker, blow and b plug. The money is his though.
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Are you serious? Good lord that's hilarious if so.
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Martin is my deity. Instead of going to a religious institution on Sundays, I watch his podcast. One of the best decisions I've made.
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You're making me blush
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aren't you in jail?
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If "jail" is the back of an Aventador with ... |
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My IRA is up over 15% this morning. It's a Roth IRA so I'm not paying any taxes on these sweet sweet gainz. Fuck you, Uncle Sam, I'm retiring a trillionaire.
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? Don't you pay your taxes up-front on Roth IRAs? I thought that was the benefit so you don't have ... |
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I’m new here... when you go negative like this buying options does that mean you are in debt / have to pay it back or is it just like a whoops no more trading for you until you fork over 60k type of thing?
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If you go under by a lot it will be treated as a de... |
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Went browsing through the profile of someone because they were complaining about being evicted. Their post history was pretty much entirely "I hate capitalism/how to do this thing on a video game/where can I find drugs".
Lel.
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You mean you can't earn a livi... |
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why are you people trading on the american market? Have you not looked into outsourcing your girlfriends from the emerging markets? I highly recommend looking to Vietnam or South America to grab absolute bargains.
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Russia girls too!
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The only thing it needs is robinhood open with a 500 dollar account value.
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With a "+$51.98 Total Return"
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I would murder someone for a $52 total return at this point
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Can confirm. Have 15k in losses.
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He deleted the post. What did this autist do?
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Look, I call my best friend an asshole all the time...but this guy would just absolutely go apeshit crazy if someone debated with him about long-schlong Elong. He had an insanely-high short-TSLA submission rati... |
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We stopped enforcing rules like 8 months ago. Where u been fam?
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You were enforcing rules 8 months ago?
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I forget how long its been since this place descended into chaos. When was robinhood released?
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About 8 months ago
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Take your money, place it in a bowl, light it on fire.....you've successfully invested in Spotify.
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I feel like I heard the exact same thing about SNAP before earnings
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Lmao isn’t snap still down from ipo?
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https://www.... |
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My 1 share of AMZN is the only thing green I have right now...
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They need to fucking split so more of the poors can buy into AMZN and make me more money. I know people IRL asking if they can buy .25 shares of Amazon like this is Bitcoin or something
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Surprised the fucking Secret Service isnt raiding their ass.
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How do they even get those? Do they ask their banks to order those bills for them? I think the bigger issue is why someone would pay 2.4k for 2k worth of money.
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Can someone explain this to a newb like me. What did he buy?
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He bought put options on SPY. SPY tracks the SP500 index. He basically bet that the S&P 500 would tank with a certain time frame.
He was correct
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Thanks so much. Also ... |
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So basically hedge with puts, a month out, the very second it shuts down (which it will, this govt has more autists then this sub)
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> this govt has more autists then this sub
I bought 250k shares of MU yesterday because of a thread on this sub. I'm alr... |
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I can't tell if this is fake or not, I really can't
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I can tell, by the pixels. Spend more time on the internet, my friend.
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You can tell by the pixels? Man someone so arrogant shouldn’t be so dumb
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He's probably seen quite ... |
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He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
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Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
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You still got $10,000 left. Can we have a community vote on one final all in?
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Currently being raped by Roku puts I sold yesterday at close. Amen.
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Wow it’s even worse I thought you at least owned stocks you lost all that trading options?
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A business professor I had a couple years ago asks the class “how does a company that makes both MRI machines and Jet engines stay one of the largest companies in the world?”
His answer was that it can’t. He went on a rant giving a bunch more examples about how the company ... |
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:_ ( I lost $5,000 .... I started getting out at -4% .... good thing otherwise that would be $10k lost today.
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Jealous as fuck man. Lost $10k today. Fuck man, worked so hard to get there and now I'm back to square one. Fucking fuck.
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Lol I remember the interview she was smug af. Pride before the fall. Thought she could dictate to FDA.
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You may find this funny: she's also millions in debt to her own company from a clause in her contract that lets her buy stock without paying upfront, she... |
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ALL IN BITCONNECT
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WASSUUUPPPP
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BEEEEEEATCOOONEEEEECT
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I’M MAKING ON DAILY BASIS $100... I MEAN... $1,400 7 DAYS A WEEK
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I'M LIKE: "WHATAMIGONNADEW"
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This is what happens when you bitch and moan about minimum wage... flipping burgers isn't a career. You got served.
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Your acting like minimum wage is the main driving force of automation. Companies are always going to seek higher profits, and that is done pa... |
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Pretend to play ER. Write down entries and exits. Daydream about daytrading and potential gains I could've had.
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Why not grasp at glory?
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He hasn’t found any brokerages that will accept ebt cards yet.
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Damn. Apply some ice ... |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/992890073908572160
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This guy is a fucking clown honestly. You can love him or hate him but I don't understand how people take him seriously.
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Because he is a self made billionaire and he sells self ... |
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>Since the goal is profit, you want to focus on cheaper stocks because you can afford to buy more shares. The more shares you have, the more money you can make.
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I have been buying AMZN like an idiot.
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Why isn't anyone talking about the Petro?
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because this is WSB, degenerate mouth breathers who barely graduated high school and or dropped out of college
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My question again
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BECAUSE THIS IS WSB, DEGENERATE MOUTH BREATH... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Dude makes a fucking golf analogy and blames democrat resistance to his expensive wall?
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He saved three times as much by pulling out of Syria.
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Yeah but that was retarded too
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Yeah I love foreign wars in the middle east
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damn how embarrassing , he basically called you to confirm his suspicious that you are indeed a cuck
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Yeah but he wrote that shit off. Nice to just get my money back. I’ll probably lose more this year.
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You can only write off like 3000 of y... |
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You can buy stocks with a credit card? ��
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Robinhood isn't the only brokerage my dude.
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Is this post supposed to be a joke or is it actually legit?
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Some brokers let you use a credit card, yes.
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That's every week for the past 20+ years since 24 hour news.
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No, it’s an impeachment and you’ll see much more volatility than usual. Not quite trade war volatility but it’ll be wild
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It won't be. Everyone knows that the Senate doesn't give ... |
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Good for Germany?
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basically nothing will change. She stays Chancellor, most likly until 2021. This position was important for her, but rather because of internal CDU political struggles. It just means it opens up another potential daily battlefield she has ... |
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Trying to instill fear in the public so he doesn’t get impeached. Markets might go down a bit but will shrug it off and it’ll pick right back up or down with whoever replaces him. He thinks he’s some special shit or something?!
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Of course. He’s king of the J... |
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Lol this whole thing reminds me of the great bodybuilding forum wars regarding the number of days in a week.
Edit: For the uninitiated: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&pagenumber=1
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday... |
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Fuck off faggot.
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Also call your rep. :)
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And tell them your tired of paying the bandwidth costs of your neighbors Netflix streaming and to end NN now.
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Arbitrary af. How do you earnestly valuate bandwidth? Verizon/Comcas... |
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what about his own company?
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Nah, people will definitely buy luxury electric cars when they are struggling to survive.
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Silly, recessions don’t harm rich people, they just give them bargains.
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Every programmer making $120k ... |
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1-800-273-8255
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867-5309
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877-CASH-NOW
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I have calls with no volume but I need cash now
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CALL MU 90s 877-CASH-NOW
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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I really don't know anything and am just here from /r/all so forgive my stupidity, but wouldn't this not necessarily be a bad thing? If that guy work up this morning, doubled his stock in the company for 20% less mo... |
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Aren’t these people billionaires? Why do they dress like me?
And why does Zuck always look like a movie extra that’s trying to get away with sneaking into the shot?
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>"Only broke people wear expensive clothes." - Unknown
Have you ever seen Bill Gates, W... |
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No the loan has no collateral and yes I'm on the spectrum. Been doing straight stocks for over a year now and just started with options when all us Robinhood fags got access two months ago. Mostly swing trades but long AMD, MU, and SPY and short TSLA, SBUX, and GE.
Long AME... |
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I’m such a bitch. I watch these go up everyday but I don’t have the balls to all in on them. I just know when I buy them, they will lose 10% that day
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wrong sub
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Fuck you I’m going all in tomorrow
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Every day is yesterda... |
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That $10 strike tho
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not that far of a stretch, picture this scenario: Bill Gates calls his assistant to say 'would you swing by rite aid and grab my RX' but there is bad cell reception and instead assistant hears 'buy 51% of rite aid stock'.
If that isn't... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can you just tell me in one sentence what to buy.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yolo 3x leveraged bear ETFs
## Speaker_2: ##
Made 10% on $SDOW today alone. In at 19.00 and out at 21.00.
Edit: in my 401(k) for yolo cred.
## Speaker_3: ##
Your 401k lets you day trade?
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## Speaker_0: ##
At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
## Speaker_0: ##
Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
2 chicks at the same time
## Speaker_1: ##
That can be done without AAPL money.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not by guys like me
## Speaker_1: ##
Certainly not with that attitude. Don't put yourself down. Believe in yourself.
## Walls1337bot: ##
r/wholesomestreetbets
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
How the fuck does it go up on cut guidance and missed revenue????!!!
## Speaker_1: ##
looks like they beat by 6c
## Speaker_0: ##
You retard, I said Revenue, not EPS. Earnings doesn’t mean shit for a company like this because until they are profitable, everything gets put ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
When market was bull, I thought Trump was bae. But he was just fam. Where were u when trade was kill.
Phone ring, "steel tariffs is decide ".
"no"
## Walls1337bot: ##
Market was bull because of Obama's economy. Not sure why anyone thought this clown would be good for co... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Timing the fucking market? WTF you think this is r/investing? We YOLO entire portfolios on possible 5% gains on earnings reports here you cuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes I probably am. new to wsb and thought i would add some caution to group.
## Speaker_0: ##
Welcome aboard m... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Wait .... You lost 70% of your account?
## Speaker_1: ##
No, that’s the total loss on this trade
## Speaker_0: ##
Sorry for that, what's your style of trading?
## Speaker_1: ##
Swing trading. I got busy at work on Friday and didn’t get to sell these.. Rip
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Perfect time to buy those puts.
## Speaker_1: ##
For real though... Maybe.
I have no idea wtf I am talking about.
## Speaker_2: ##
We tell ourselves "It's gone up a lot, it must come down soon" and "It's gone down so much, it has to bounce back" but these are fleeting re... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Don't worry, in a month or two it will be revised down as seasonal retail jobs end. Or because each time the number has been above 200k this year it eventually is revised to about half.
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude 4.1% is insanely low, even letting go of all temp workers would pr... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Walls1337bot: ##
I've been saying for weeks it's FUCKING SUICIDAL to short the market right now. We're edging up on the 2100 resistance level. When that breaks, expect floodgates.
## Speaker_0: ##
Could you please elaborate as to why?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because fundamentally the US e... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
if you support him, then good for you. If you dont support him, then i hope you have atleast been using this opportunity to make some money.
## Speaker_1: ##
Exactly. I don't support him, but I hope his generally level-headed (if hilariously-ironic) speech tonight will be... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
If your wife saw that screen do you think she'd stop loving you?
## Speaker_1: ##
This is nothing compared to mine.
## Speaker_2: ##
Way to be a one upper. Now show yours
## Speaker_1: ##
I will be more depressed to check my losses.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Pussy
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Your post with $560 in your RH account tells me you should probably consider it.
## Speaker_1: ##
Hey, I put another $500 in it!
## Speaker_0: ##
God speed my autist son.
## Speaker_2: ##
Carry on my autist son. For there'll be tendies when you are done
## Speaker_0: #... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
> Autistic on the other hand, they don't know how others feel, but they do care equally about their well being. Once they find out empathy is needed, they look for a solution.
Jesus Christ... Am I on the spectrum? This is making me seriously ask questions.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm pleasantly surprised to hear you degenerates know that "feeling the market" is by far one of the dumbest things you can say in finance.
## Speaker_1: ##
When WSB is more financially savvy than the President lol .... fuck
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm totally in favor of priva... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I saw this post. The suggestion from that thread was to buy CD with 2% annual interest
## Speaker_1: ##
index funds were too risky
everyone who suggested them got downvoted
## Speaker_2: ##
Index funds risky?
Christ do these people freak out over loosing pocket change in... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
So you make like $50k a year working for retards?
All in meme stocks. Definitely don't use it to advance your skills so you can earn more than a public school teacher working for a company with a real payroll system.
## Speaker_1: ##
He said twice this month, which means h... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
10% up today and looking like $10+ by the end of the year... Shes a fucking goddess
## Speaker_1: ##
lol the ultimate WSB comment
1. Top comment to show idiots all coming along
2. Suggests another 6% upside on a day when stock runs up 9% and 45% in a month
3. using the p... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Were you all in calls or a mix of stock/options?
## Speaker_1: ##
This account was all options. Mostly ITM Jan20, while cycling 60day ITM calls. Still holding over 4200 shares.
## Speaker_2: ##
"This account"
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I just realized how poor I am.
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m up 500k ytd. Right now. Bagholding a 175k in paper losses too . Goal for the year is 1mil and I think I’ll hit it. I was averaging 100k a week for a while till I blew my account up trying to trade the vol etfs.
## Speaker_0: ##
Text me every morning and lmk your plan... |
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