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Goodbye! Fagit
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“I’m not uncertain” - every Wall Street banker prior to making a trade
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I had to stop watching that show, the writing just got too bad. It always came off like a dumb person's idea of how smart people talk, but it's been especially bad this season.
I don't ... |
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how the hell can you make handful of trades everyday with a hundred dollars, i thought there was a limit before being labeled pattern day trader.
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He has tiny Trump-like hands.
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You're not wrong
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Your username is too d... |
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China with homogeneous population, is prolly worse for UAL than Asian Americans.
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China has several major languages/language groups that are as different from one another as Spanish is to French or Italian. It has hundreds of millions of non-Han people in o... |
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New update posted
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What are you going to day trade with the extra money you deposit? What is your strategy?
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I'm not fully sure yet. Looking for some feedback. I'm thinking maybe a retail stock or Square. How should I divide up the 8k I h... |
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Lololol OP did Denmark run out of homes after giving them all to the refugees? Better start practicing your Arabic if you want to get that commie welfare.
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I'm already getting 693 euro scholarship a month from studying at uni lol im good homie
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Freaking bourgeoisie slurping on Campbell’s while I’m out hear munching on my last piece of paper. God dammit IQ!
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Lookit this Rockefeller eating paper like a king, the rest of us are munching on grass and pretending it's a salad!
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Mr. money... |
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New tariffs everytime we have a decent day I guess.
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Which leads to another good day if we look back 2 days ago. Will history repeat itself?
This sub is full of fucking leftist idiots now. There must be a coordinated effort by someone to try and influence t... |
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holy fuck the dow is down 6% it feels like withing 10 minutes
whats going on
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It's total fucking insanity at this point. Nothing makes sense.
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I wasn't really around in 2008... when the markets crashed did people realize why or were the... |
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r/personalfinance is laughing hysterically from the driver's seat of a 4 year old luxury sedan
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You mean a 14 year old luxury sedan, right?
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Never. Always a 14 year old Toyota Corolla or Honda Civic.
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WTF is wrong with a 14... |
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$90 MU calls 7/27
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He said bad decisions
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So like the one your mom made when she banged the bass player from Cincinnati's 10th ranked Beatles cover band and had you
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Dad?
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You know the deal Jerry, I'm not... |
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UC Berkeley is a liberal brainwashing plant
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Aren't all universities?
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They pretty much are. I'm more suprised someone like OP would ever go to Berkeley.
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I'm part of their College Republicans though
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This feels like its disrespectful to the guy who committed suicide too. Like everyone is just having fun making fun of Logan Paul but no one really cares about the respect for the dead part. Just doesnt feel much different from the shock value culture he is in trouble for pa... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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Hopefully he dies on the street
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My family owns a mansion. I'll die there one day. :)
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Brb building a catapult to t... |
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Toxic? Who us?
Just a bit of light hazing.
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Ikr? If they say that one more time I'm going to fucking rape them.
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Sorry, I meant grape them. I'm going to grape them in the mouth.
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Nah, u grab em by the pussy
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JNUG or JDST?
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DD: I'm in JDST so you should inverse me and buy JNUG.
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Inverse what this man just said
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So inverse the inverse?
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Yes
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All in JDST.
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Have you seen some of the dumb shit on here? We are no better than them. Only difference is that we are self aware retards.
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just smart enough to know we're reterded
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thats a blessing
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We’re all retards on this blessed da... |
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Repost
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Woops. Saw it on r/me_irl I think, figured it'd fit in here.
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Dont say sorry faggot!
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He didn't
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That's where they getcha, they make you THINK he said sorry
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RIP to a fallen soldier
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What was your starting balance?
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25k, lowest was 3.5k. My account really started around 2k but constant losses and deposits brought it to 25
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Wow , 3.5k and made it all back and above ?
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https://imgur.com/a/qRYFWmm
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Is that a live or demo account?
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Schwab Bank. I don't know why everyone doesn't use them. Amazing customer service, all ATM fees credited on bank account, solid brokerage, world market access, instantly transfer your money between bank and trading accounts..... |
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I always want to take part in this sub, but the problem is I am retarded and don't know what this means, other than this dude just lost $8,660.
Here's what I think happened can someone please tell me if I am right or stupid:
This guy buys 20 contracts, which are 100 st... |
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Keep $10 for a rope you might need it.
TSLA,AMZN,GS all scare me at that price
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EDIT: Put $25k more into JNUG.
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> JNUG
I'm confused. JNUG is for when you don't trust Trump.
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Hedge and so many people shorted it, when th... |
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That's because people who actually achieve success typically aren't ardent Socialists. Obviously people can have success and still lean left, but very rarely are they the 'Seize the means of production' types.
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It’s kinda hard to say capitalism is evil and ... |
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I did this without a cfa..
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This guy spent years taking exams about fundamental research and ethical behavior, and he said “options! Fuck it!”
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Level 3 CFA candidate here. I concur. My dumbass spent 10sec looking at GE price pattern this ... |
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What do you do for a living to be playing ball on a golden rim is what I want to know
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Software engineer at Google
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Hire me as a personal... anything. You can pay me in OTM options
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Listen I'm not gay but
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I can't even afford the fucking paper in this picture right now. Dunder Mifflin lookin mother fucker
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It's an e46, the shitbox of luxury
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E46 is GOAT m8
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What he meant was E39. Sorry for my friend’s mistake everyone.
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I'm not going to click your document.
1 minute look @ chart and I'm going to guess you are wrong.
I'd escrow just about any amount of money you want that it won't be @ 22.
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Enjoy dying as some poor fuck with no balls off in an ocean somewhere unimportant... |
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There has to be at least one dipshit that invested a loan and luckily became a multimillionaire. He probably thinks he’s the smartest man alive.
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Survivorship bias is a hell of a drug.
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If he only invested once, there is 50% chance he made m... |
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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If you know what you are doing you won’t profit this much
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Preach my nigga preach. Had some big ups and downs when i was new to options and wsb. Fast forward 2 years later i’m only fucking with monthlies.
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i only bought FDs for a month and u... |
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How could you have known it'd jump this much? Wasn't $30 waaaaay otm ? Either way, congrats man. I'm envious
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Dude it was $160. I'm guessing this was a lottery ticket, if he 'knew' he would have bought a lot more.
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Shit man, $160 is a lot t... |
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This actually seems like a good idea, you're not going to get margin called, 4% is easy to beat with a relatively tame strategy (hell just buy QQQ and wait). Collect the difference between return and the loan interest and you've made good money using none of your own.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/world/1038147/Elon-Musk-news-Tesla-boss-20-million-SEC-settlement-billionaire-Silicon-Valley/amp
actually what this means he isn’t allowed legally to withdraw the tittle president of tesla. so basically he’s still the pres... |
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what god do we have to pray to so tech will stop shitting the bed?
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Seriously. "Tax reform is going to be YUGE!" down ~3% today
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It's almost as if its just hype to lower taxes for the extremely wealthy
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More like the rest of... |
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And then I commit fraud. Soon you’ll never hear from me again.
-Elon
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Shkreli 2.0
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Holy fuck are you a bad speller.
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No. That's just a fucked up name for a modern smart phone autocorrect.
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I mean, i... |
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No.
It's headed towards 130.
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already lost $1000 on qqq calls that are worthless after the bulltrap last week. how do I unfuck myslef?
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By staying away from market for two weeks.
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ayy or you help me out by giving up ... |
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What the fuck?
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What happened?
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Nothing dad I just really miss you.
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Daddy
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What?
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Ask him if he remembers when GE wasn’t in the DOW
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I remember when GE didn’t even exist at all, and I stood in Varrock begging people to trade with me
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Ayy lmao
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ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ ﾉ Raise ur dongers!
^^Dongers ^^Raised: ^^32689
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i see you like to buy depreciating assets...
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Life is a depreciating asset, bud.
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Love this
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Ya, it’s called living life. What’s the point of making money and never spending it?
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So you get off by simply ... |
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There was a question in there today on whether or not to balance your checkbook by hand.
I almost choked on my water I laughed so hard
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Post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/9mqz1a/balanging_your_checkbook_outdated_and_useless_or/?utm_sour... |
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Up down up down up down up down. Is this going to trade sideways? Thatd be like hitting double zero green on the roulette table. Everyone loses!
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I have a bad feeling it's going to end up sideways. It's basically not moving at all. No volume.
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Noice; Good luck, champ!
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Thanks :)
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up another 70 cents AH as we speak
get a good macro environment and a decent beat and you should get a nice chance at cashing out on morning spike
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Just need 5% morning spike to get him ... |
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I saw a boat with the name Kid's Tuition a few years ago.
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Probably is /r/childfree
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That's a weird sub...
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Yeah, feels like /r/childhate
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Explains why I fit in there. I also enjoy /r/childrenfallingover
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https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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Sus as FUCK
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He didn’t pass away he got murdered in cold blood
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His sister made the ultimate margin call
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Not gonna lie, and I know this is only a small snippet, but so far it doesn't sound like the prosecutors really have a good case (so far). I haven't seen too many details of the case but I thought we'd see some more slam dunk evidence.
On the other hand, this is some diffi... |
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I saw this post. The suggestion from that thread was to buy CD with 2% annual interest
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index funds were too risky
everyone who suggested them got downvoted
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Index funds risky?
Christ do these people freak out over loosing pocket change in... |
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Ummm did you exceed the day trade limit?
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Yes but I did that 3 weeks ago
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Did you do another day trade since?
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I can’t even buy stock until August.
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What did you do to get that restriction?
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Greenspan better fucking hope the USA isn't in a treasury debt bubble.
That said, [there is a scenario](https://mises.org/library/zimbabwe-best-performing-stock-market-2007) by which all the US stock markets (hell, all the stock markets in developed countries) are massively... |
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Buy a duplex and rent out the other half. If the housing market collapses, you can make a killing off rent. If you have other multi-family housing options available, look at those too. It's not glamorous but you'll have other people paying your mortgage. You can also make a ... |
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can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
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There are some electric cars that are conventional vehicles fitted with an electric drivetrain from the factory. VWs e-Golf or Daimlers B-Class come to mind, the lat... |
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
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I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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Please tell me you went all in on margin for UXIN.
Please. I'm begging you.
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This is from spy puts
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I thought you couldn’t trade options on margin in robinhood?
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RH Gold is essentially paying a monthly fee for up to 2k in... |
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If Elon Musk were in charge of micron,and everything else stayed constant, the share price would be over 1000$
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$1,000, not 1000$.
Real question: how do people who do not know this have a successful career?
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Because misusing the convention... |
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Don't bother watching day to day fluctuations. If it goes through we get paid otherwise we don't. It's gonna bounce until a decision is made.
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I know. I've been saying the same thing to other people on here. It is annoying though. I just wish I had waited t... |
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
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Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
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Not even close.
3.6MM, in a single day.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vihnm/should_i_kill_myself/
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Today is one of the worst days of my life. The kind of day where things got bad, then worse, then worst, and then worster. Now in afterhours we're at worstest and I just don't know what to do. I'm literally shaking in pain.
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What's your play for tomorrow? I ... |
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Oops, can someone send me $5 so I can buy some tendies?
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Oh please this $10k meant nothing to you and you know it ����
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10k is a good amount but on the bright side I’m still up on the year. Let’s just call this a Michael Jordan moment and sa... |
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Good for them. That's really impressive.
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Wholesome comment in WSB?
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I come from /r/all, I don't understand what this subreddit is.
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It's a subreddit where only the finest, smartest, and knowledgeable gentlemen of the world... |
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His full rant basically amounted to "If you'r trying to get a quick nut with pump and dump, I don't give a fuck about you as a shareholder"
I think he at one point called day traders the N word.
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He seems to not care about shareholders...at all.
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lmao why did she get tattos on her face. her hair looks like shit
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I'm pretty sure Lil pump is a dude
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What is a lil pump? Wtf?
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Lil pump, lil Dick, Lil Wayne - trash rappers.
Edit: Repeat Gucci Gang 20 times. You Lil p... |
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I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
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The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
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This is WSB, proof o... |
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Jd is the Chinese Apollo. To the moon and back in 48 hours
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I buy on faggots fear.
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I wonder if I should do jan 2019 40 or March 40s
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Either one works I think. Breakeven for March is about $42.70. Pretty easy imo.
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Premarket just inversed you.
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Buy when market opens
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Did you?
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Yes I bought 1000 shares at $191.50
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Proof or ban
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Lol at the fact that he thinks the French will consume American wine
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The French will always look at anything French as superior.
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Tell that to the German armored land forces in 1940, brah.
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The French actually had an argua... |
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Look at the last three bear markets. What caused them? 2008 mortgage crisis, 2000 tech bubble pop, 1987 literally panic selling from black monday. We need to think, what in our economy today could be similar to an event like that, ending this bull market?
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Guy who wrote this used to work for JPMorgan
[https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrick-jensen-2b422861/](https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrick-jensen-2b422861/)
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Considering his main work experience ends in 2007. He probably got fucked during the 2008 crisis and h... |
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let me stop this, in for 100 shares at 41.75
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... And fuck. In 2 minutes it went down to under $40. lol
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Dammit man you killed it
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This is so fucking stupid, I hate the market. If I pull out now and take my loss, thing wi... |
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Ur gf is hot
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you can barely see her face my guy
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you serious right now?
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one eye lash, nose, and a little of the lips.
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Nah, I see a fat pussy and big tits
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The amount of people "sure" that it will resume it's down trend is making me worried lol.
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IMO, nothing that caused the selloff in the first place has changed.
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What caused the selloff?
I’d say high prices.
What caused the bounce?
Low ... |
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Position: SQ and FB 10/19 calls
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Damn...really wish i jumped on SQ this morning, i’m playing catchup on my portfolio as well
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I bought SQ calls when it dropped 7% a day after earnings. I usually go 2-3 month expiration as I lost 90% playing ... |
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grrrr i’m so mad. i can’t wait to watch john oliver so i can know how to rationalize that this is a bad and evil thing trump just did (screams in liberal)
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Yeah I know right, Fox News is the only accurate news source and all the other ones are part of a glo... |
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I can't say that I'm not happy about the crash. I missed out on the gains when I could've gone in at $15, and I shouldn't be happy because people lose money, but jealousy is a hell of a drug. Whenever it falls I console my missed out gains by thinking "I probably wouldn't ha... |
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How the heck did xv (which started in 2004) survive the housing crisis and the flash crash and now dies on a relatively small market correction?
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When VIX is very low, it make it easier to double is the really short answer.
The real answer is much, much m... |
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How much of a cushion did you have when you retired? You can always go back to work and it’s not a loss until you sell. Long $Regn.
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I ain't retired, I'm just retarded
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How much of a cushion did you have when you retarded?
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I'm down 2% premarket before 8am is this what a stock market crash looks like
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lol try down 40% for a real crash.
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I lost basically the equivalent of 2 years of my money being in an Ally savings account before the market even opens and you'r... |
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That shit won't protect you from Hitlary drones.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol, I bet you harang strangers with over excited stories about "leftists".
## Speaker_1: ##
You really put "leftist" in quotes?
Do you even know what that means? In context it would mean you think "lef... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I feel like I'm wayyyy too late for this train.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This train has no brakes hop on. It's gonna club to 14 in 2 weeks, 5 by end of this week just you watch
## Speaker_0: ##
It's at 3.47 now. Fuck.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'll suck your dick if it hits 4 in ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If Trump wants to start a recession because he wants to strike a match against our own industries and get them going again. I fully support it. 100 percent.
## Speaker_1: ##
Between this shit and that post you made about the federal reserve...you need to do some book learni... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Agreed
## Speaker_1: ##
Disney is going to wreck Netflix.
## Speaker_2: ##
I keep hearing this but don't know exactly how people are comparing. Disney, which produces content for children, is going to out do NFLX, which produces content, more or less, for adults ?
Secon... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Wanted to see why my calls were dying. Was met with that dogs face blasted all over my screen.
## Speaker_0: ##
Double down on dog murder.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I was able to get some 8/17 $52.5 calls on sale thanks to that little ankle biter.
## Speaker_0: ##
We need t... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I can tell you I am the broker and I prefer nutbags to people asking me what an IRA is
## Speaker_0: ##
.... Wait. For real? People actually ask this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fam my patience is NEXT LEVEL because of the idiot questions I get on a daily basis
## Speaker_1:... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't have $100 though.
## Speaker_1: ##
What that mouth do?
## Walls1337bot: ##
not worth $100 ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
## Speaker_2: ##
1$x100= ezmoney
## Walls1337bot: ##
If he can make $1. He probably pays them for the privilege.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ask your friends how prime day went for them yesterday.
## Speaker_1: ##
No one bought anything.
## Speaker_2: ##
I bought a bunch of bullshit I didnt need.
The prime day sale on Netflix stock also looks appealing, but I didn't buy yet.
## Speaker_3: ##
> prime day sa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$V is a monster. The company is ridiculously profitable, has worldwide tailwinds, and uses much of their free cash flow to buy back stock and increase their dividend. It’s a money train.
## Speaker_1: ##
MA is a better stock
## Speaker_2: ##
How come :)?
## Speaker_1: ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are you at least outside on your porch again?
## Speaker_1: ##
My alcohol is inside so I'm inside.
## Walls1337bot: ##
THIS IS INSIDER TRADING CALL THE SEC
## Speaker_2: ##
GTFO WSB professor cocksucker.
## Walls1337bot: ##
come at me faggot, i've traded over 10 billion... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
“What’s up Ya baby boomer fuck”lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
“Omg that’s funny. Who said it was me? “
## Speaker_2: ##
“And I studied finance in masters program so what specifically do you think is busted?”
## Speaker_3: ##
it sounds like he dropped out of a MBA which is extreme... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm successful in life; I'm a security engineer. Good dad or I'd like to think so.
I can't call people fag like I do on here. I also can't joke about killing myself with a rope like I can on here.
Also, no one gets my gif's and jokes like you guys do.
I don't want a ya... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
If tomorrow isn't green I'm done "investing" for the next 6 months until I can afford 25k to freely day trade :(
## Speaker_1: ##
Just make 2-3 trades a week and use your day trades. Focus on those, follow the trends and dont buy before 930. That will help you make more inf... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
With that kind of setup, aren't you just playing the direction of volatility rather than the direction of the underlying? I guess I'm not sure why it's less of a gamble. Or is the risk to reward ratio simply better?
## Speaker_1: ##
Only went $15 wide on either side and tra... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good luck selling that...
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
## Speaker_2: ##
At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
How was market so green today yet so many people got fucked?
## Speaker_0: ##
tech and services sectors didn't do well today
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah forgot no one plays anything outside of tech
## Speaker_1: ##
Other sectors don’t have the volatility that tech does. H... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS MARTIN SHKRELI
FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS BOBBY SHMURDA
## Speaker_1: ##
Shkreli is unironically a political prisoner
## Walls1337bot: ##
Shkreli's own words disagree with you. He came clean and admitted guilt and specifica... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What contracts did you buy?
## Speaker_1: ##
PBR, Puts, Strikes 9, 10, 11, 12. Expiring November 16.
## Speaker_2: ##
You do realize you didn't answer the question in it's entirety, right?
## Speaker_1: ##
What did I left missing?
## Speaker_3: ##
whether calls or put?
... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Why tho? This is not something I’d expect coming from a republican congress. Are they that retarded? Is this their idea of “simplifying” the tax code?
## Speaker_1: ##
This is the only bill that legit fucks everyone/
## Speaker_2: ##
You're forgetting Net Neutrality, while... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"...multi-hundred dollar trader"
This guy fucks
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah man I just show girls my Robinhood account and they become my Maid Marian.
## Speaker_2: ##
How big would ur account to be to legit pull girls who drop their panties?
## Speaker_3: ##
$50k from what I... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Hold. I'm in for $20,000 of MSFT 115c 1/18/19 calls at 3.74. 100% of portfolio, remember me.
Proof http://imgur.com/a/slVQYjw
## Speaker_0: ##
Pic?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Edited post
## Speaker_0: ##
Good luck brother. I think you'll be good. I was actually thinking abou... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
A nice house in Naples FL?
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude we're rich AF here in Florida, we dont have greedy liberal state taxes. Well that's until they all move here....
Edit: for the mouth breathers, when you couple in CoL Florida shits all over any blue state. High rent/taxes/fo... |
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