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Ok thought.
Where the fuck does my money go when I buy a share and it’s value goes to zero.
Like does some man in the sky get that money or does it literally cease to exist
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If I sell you a turtle for $5 and you try to resell that turtle but nobody wants ... |
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Did no one learn IV yet? It’s at 100%+ where it was only 40-50% on Monday
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This dude is gonna get crushed so hard. He’s gonna need huge movement to overcome it. Really stupid play
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yea but there's a way better shot of big movements from big... |
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Theres only 4k in your account now?
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4.8839k actually
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Well yeah, I was using a round number. I am still figuring out all this options stuff...
Something tells me you did something wrong...
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Huge position sizing and too muc... |
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I swear to god I keep checking my account every 5 minutes. I haven't done my school work all day. My heart is racing. I have 60k worth of AAPL, half on margin. I'm so fucked. My parents came into my room earlier and I literally screamed at my mom and slapped the government b... |
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So what you're saying is you have no friends that snap you?
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I think he's saying he's not a teenage girl that uses that shit
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People who get vagina use it because girls love to use it. Its called MATH
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I literally only use i... |
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Jlaw is so hot
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To think Harvey Weinstein's fat ass got to pummel that... Smh
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I also was reading up on Lana Del Rey's relationship with him
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Dudes living it up fucking hot young girls not gonna lie
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You know what the worst fucking part is. Amazon apple and other huge fuckers have their earnings next week. Could keep this mother fucker going till the end of the month.
My asshole is too far gone to decide what to do.
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Yup.. It's like you don't want to ... |
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Bought the WoW digital collectors expansion and 3-month subscription
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Said the billionaire
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Considering shares are under $5, are we sure he's still a billionaire?
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Well I think he cashed out quite a lot. Not a billionaire but still better than us, poor As fuck
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Su, should I short SNAP?
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I just bought my puts at the peak like 5 minutes ago, we good fam.
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Samesies. Doubled down on some FB 127 at the peak.
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RIP fam
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Lol it's literally because I made the comment
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Double down
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This forum saved me $3,000 on my next tax return. ��
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Wait are market losses tax deductible?? Fuck yeah!
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3 grand per year but it can carry over year after year.
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Only 3grand?
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Yes, $3,000 per year can be ... |
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'“There may come a time when you’re asked to do something that is not in the interest of the American people and that is not in the interest of our checks and balances system in the Constitution and that will in fact jeopardize our national security,” Senator Heidi Heitkamp,... |
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I hate to be a stick in the mud, but data isn't worth what you all think it is. They're going to lose $10 every time the person goes to the movies.
As of 2013, Google makes $10.09 per YEAR per person. Facebook, $1.63. Their business model is depending on some insanely high... |
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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The whole argument chain is pretty funny
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It's got a little of everything. Some racism, some cross-generational insults, some good old fashioned fighting.
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My favorite was probably the (apparently unfounded) claim that /u/datsumgai was Fili... |
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How much were you at at the lowest point?
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i slipped all the way down to $3.50 but managed to hang in there until I finally got the profit i was dreaming about
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You mean $350? Or did you actually go from $2,500 to $3.5 and then all the... |
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Haha get it because the cow goes MU
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And we go REEE
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The ting goes SKRRT
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what the fox say?
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i just checked with my fox and he says youre a faggot
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Did he also say something we don't alre... |
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Noice pump n dump op. I swear all crypto is algo manipulated. Those flash crashes aren't normal
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Those flash crashes are exchange localized and yes they're likely done on purpose. It's largely unregulated and most of us want to keep it that way.
If you don... |
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Fuck that communist parrot
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He's almost the opposite of a communist
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Just this week:
“Take the guns first, worry about due process after.”
“He is president for life. It’s great, maybe we will try that one day.”
Started a trade war.
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Don't be a piece of shit. Close the position.
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But those sweet sweet tendies
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How did it work out for you.
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I closed after if went up another $20 lmao thankfully I did cus it dropped like $150 after
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What are you invested in that MU’s PE, PEG, and price to FCF doesn’t cause you to pass out from blood loss due to an immediate oversized erection while reading their 10Q?
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PE is great when compared to Intel. Who else does MU compete with?
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I am a newbie to options, and I think it's too volatile/sometimes random. What's your research process and how much time you spend to figure what and where to invest?
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He got lucky. He went all in or half all in with everything. his results are hard to produ... |
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MSFT tendies please
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Last three months have been a disaster
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good thing we have that strong business man in office. he has been doing nothing but shooting this economy through the roof
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Hard to pin this on him. Fucking with China isn't really helping anything, b... |
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guidance is very good, $2.5-2.65B
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I assume you’re holding strong tomorrow no matter what happens?
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I'm long term. Will probably sell April $50c's if it pops though and push it out
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marty how did you do today? Was thi... |
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This guy is going to be a millionaire with this play
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Retire at 19.
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Me too, thanks. Now how do I convince my poor family to lend me $46k to throw at the market?
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I earned 46k instead of asking my family
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Fuck priced in
RIP ME. Dumped 195 shares on msft. Should have split 3
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It's crashing after hours, fuck me
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It's literally down ~1.5% you fucking weak faggot hands mf, jesus christ this sub makes me angry
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Well where you ... |
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This seems will thought out and reasonable. Get this trash off of this subreddit!
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It really isn’t. If there’s a shitton of people wanting to pay for a service to take them from A to B, then there’s a market someone can capture. Uber may be a pile of crap b... |
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"Russia and its government's support of Trump"
Am I misinterpreting this or is this some pretty significant evidence of collusion?
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You're not wrong. I don't know how it will play out formally, but if you look at the legal team Mueller assembled, it's like ... |
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I don’t think socialism is the answer but why does the right pretend the minimum wage wasn’t set up to live off of. “no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country.” -FDR
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He was doing whatever the lizard people who secretly run wallstreet from underground tell him to do.
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I had been zoned out on reddit for far to long before I read your comment that brought me back to reality, and for that, I thank you.
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Gl... |
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Andddd down it goes
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I know markets arent rational but what reason is this for?
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Seems like 100% sell the news but will need to listen to the conference call. Possibly they didn't give enough guidance on Watson, tough to be sure. I'm averagi... |
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It's just hard to prove, that's all.
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not really, dont bother with people trading small positions but anyone claiming to be one of these amazing high dollar/success people has to provide something other than trade confirmations/screenshot of trading plat... |
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Good God, that really summed up American politics. Please cross post to r/politics
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Got to find an Autist who isnt banned from there
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I doubt that anyone who uses WSB would be a socialist
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Eh.
The smart ones are the ones... |
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wtf. Are you liking in France and taking English as a native speaker?
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No, this is an actual American AP language class.
Sadly.
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Are you like 16
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15
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y the fuck are u on this thread... u're not even old ... |
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Congrats but you are only a true wsber if you sell now.
But in all seriousness you probably should just set it and forget it. You might lose it all. You might have 25k in two years.
But it's only 280 bux.
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yeah I plan on pulling most of my money from s... |
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How do I short the entire state of Massachusetts?
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Puts on Dunkin Donuts (recently renamed to just *Dunkin*)
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Thanks for the DD, I’ll send my puts in Monday. Assuming I still have an account after the ass blasting I encountered on Friday.... |
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the second dead hooker is in the space suit
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Don’t panic.
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"we just gettin started nigga" - Elon Musk
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"I hope to inspire a new space race, so I can send moar ded hookerz into almost-finished Model 3s you niggas" - Elon "Te... |
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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Tbh I'd rather lose all my money day trading than be a door to door salesman.
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I did collections for a rural community bank when I was 20. In hindsight I cant beli... |
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
#... |
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Your post with $560 in your RH account tells me you should probably consider it.
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Hey, I put another $500 in it!
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God speed my autist son.
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Carry on my autist son. For there'll be tendies when you are done
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Careful with TQQQ. Your second idea is better if you want to protect yourself a little better
Edit: Am a TQQQ bagholder from $176
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Haha but in 15 years I feel like it should be up!
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That is probably how some felt just 2 years ago after bagh... |
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Um hello, Cyber Police?...
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/u/spez is a really cool guy.
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Where do you people even work?
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Half the people here are engineers
The other half are short-bus drivers
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Engineers are hardly socialists or communists my guy.
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there are literally dozens of us
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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>I know multiple guys making upwards of $300,000-500,000 in the 4 months with a few hundred sales guys they manage.
haha this guy thinks selling door to door vaccums gets him half... |
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So long US treasuries, and short gold and silver. Got it! ��
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This is actually probably not a bad idea.
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Been buying T-Bills all year.
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I bought literal gold, literal physical gold (Aside from concrete gold). It's stupid ... |
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Bag hold jnj
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bag hold doesn't go together with jnj in the same sentence. you got calls?
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[Yeap](https://imgur.com/a/r0Nx2)
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that's not a move it's a lack thereof, you just bought the fucking calls for a year out why is t... |
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Damn, they're recommending a JAN 140 straddle on LULU. I was hoping to go for calls, but I'm really unsure of impact of tariffs, etc like they note.
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Fundamentally, Puts make more sense for LULU, not to mention the broader market momentum lately.
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The FED does not care about profit. Quite literally. It's an institution that can increase their balance sheet as they see fit. There's no ceiling except political pressure.
The goal of the FED is to keep inflation and unemployment low. This is their success criteria, not p... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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Update from my [last post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/6w412z/upgraded_my_home_trading_desk_with_my_wsb_gainz/) for the curious: I don't live under a building anymore. I've moved my tent into a warehouse and am considering the purchase of a fine photo... |
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Want good investment advice? As long as Mexico doesn't look like it's going to fall into the damn gulf... buy pesos or just invest in the country once you think their economy has hit "rock bottom" as a result of the artificial economic pressures brought on by Trump. Their ec... |
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All in on MU with 10x leverage and I will support the reinstatement of your old flair. I'm on good terms with the mod team, just check out my flair.
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Rip my old flair
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I've never had a flair :(
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Just make a bet like I did... |
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/u/martymoho, our savior. He's gonna make MU great again
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Or go down with the ship
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How much did you waste on $MU anyway MartyMoho? I can't remember?
were you the $100,000 guy on $MU?
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Lol..."waste on MU"
Look at... |
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This is the shit that /r/wsb is for, not puny ass $100$ accounts. Good luck fag
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Dollar sign goes before the numbers
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Is this good?
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This is good for the markets
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This is bad for mu
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Couple of major differences between then and now but no worries lol. Can't imagine we dip below $2500 today with PPT trying to maintain this thing but we shall see. Seriously though who is buying stocks to go long while this moron is spouting off about trade wars stemming pr... |
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Isn't that straight up bribery lol? That's buying the vote.
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What year do you think it is? This is the new norm.
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"New"?
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No - it's called "lobbying" so it sounds fancy and legal.
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Well, lobbyists are banned... |
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I don’t give a fuck who’s kneeling or who’s bending over, just please make the red go away.
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daddy trump will give us a great deal before christmas
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This nigga really calling a grown man daddy
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I mean... that's pretty common... |
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Meanwhile the market will snap back and rally after the jobs number. The same thing happened Tuesday.
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Got some bad news for you: you’re wrong. And if wages are up more than expected expect us to fall well below 5e support levels we tested Tuesday. If th... |
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This is why I dont use it anymore... At this rate, They are going to lose everthing...
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Yeah I mean where else on the Internet am I going to find porn
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Ooh, now I really hope pornhub buys Tumblr for pennies after yahoo fucks it completely
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Thanks a lot for this, having to google them myself really triggers my autism...
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No problem buddy
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I'm not your buddy, guy
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I'm not your guy, friend.
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You're both faggots
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This post is like 50 years ahead of its time
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More like 10 tbh
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Too bad I can't buy AMZN calls that far out.
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You know you can buy shares, right?
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Lmao. Fucking autists.
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3 day rule
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What's that rule?
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Wait until the 4th day before a play after a drop from earnings
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Positive earning news or negative?
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Doesn’t matter
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So you're saying to wait 3 days to play ... |
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Trade futures at 1:1000 leverage...
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How do you get that kinda leverage?
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With futures fool. Do a search.
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I'm a lowly robinhood kid with no clue what futures, puts, and calls are. Sorry man. Got a link to where I could ... |
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Fucking pray for baba
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I'm so torn. That IV tho. And we are all fucked if trump tweets about China again.
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Imagine if tariffs don't go into effect, china bends the knee on trade and trade war averted, and baba crushes earnings.....
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Big Cheeto Man, aka the Trade Warrior, in the crowd at :19
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Holy shit that's actually him. When I first read this comment, I thought you were saying that OP edited in Trump. But no he is ACTUALLY THERE
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He's in a lot of movies.
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Who pays for NFLX??
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Whomever owns the account we all use.
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ban this motherfucker and his emojis
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Can someone ELI5 what OP did
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He sold contracts that said he had to buy the stock at expiration of the contracts if SPY were at a certain price. He thought they would expire worthless.
He was wrong. Since the market is so volatile he was "put" the share... |
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I'm so tempted to transfer one grand over and buy a single put for May 18, but I'm a degenerate gambler and I must stop myself.
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what's the strike price on the put?
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Eyeing a $310 put at a strike of $20 now, was in the mid 19's last I... |
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My portfolio has never been lower. NEVER. It is greatly depressing.
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How is that possible?
I’m only down like 3%.
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Good for you fam.
Btw dow and s&p are down over 1.5% each. Nasdaq is doesn 2.5%. So its not surprising that my por... |
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Some guys I know pooled together $2k worth of lottery tickets and planned to either "stop at $100k in winnings or go broke trying!"
They went from $2k --> $240 --> $6 --> $0
They are now mods at WSB.
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Similarly, in high school, I had a friend who ... |
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you're fucking retarded no war is happening
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Then you are not paying attention.
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I'm stationed in Japan you autist
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Are you getting secret information?
The whole situation is moving quickly to a boiling point. China is r... |
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Buy when others are fearful? That's the saying..right?
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If your scope is more than two years out I wouldn't give much thought into buying here.
Do I think we're going to go lower as we head further into December? Hell yes.
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Meh. Governmen... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He lost 12% of those tendies to inflation since his initial investment dumbass nigga
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These... |
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I did and I am down -$20k lol (unrealized loss)
No sweat. I am already happy with this valuation tbh. See how it is going to move and might sell covered calls.
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I’m glad I sit this one out lolololololol
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I have almost $150k in JD ther... |
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Ha, but I'm on margin! This chart don't apply
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I had to lend my friend 5 grand 3 months ago to cover his margin call. I dont even think he said thank you. Stopped talking to him since.
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Not sure that’s ‘lending’
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he paid ... |
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Jennifer Lawrence always gives me a half chub ��
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chris pratt makes my dick so wet
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thats abit gay aint it
## Speaker_3: ##
may want to double check the sub you're in
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes, see flair
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## Speaker_0: ##
$500 for a full auto?
Well, why not buy a $30 stripped AR15 lower, drill the 3 hole for an auto sear. Turn in the lower as an illegal full auto gun for a $470 profit.
Whats the risk?
## Speaker_1: ##
That's exactly what happens at a lot of these buy backs. They're gian... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
No. Are you retarded.
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Trucks.
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Fleet.
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Future EV.
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Mustang.
## Speaker_1: ##
not sure who to inverse now
## Speaker_0: ##
The only play is not to invest in Ford. Seriously. No win situation.
## Speaker_2: ##
I kick myself on the regular for not dropping it as... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thank you for posting this. I always took that channel for granted, never thought they would actually take it down considering it still accumulates a steady traffic of views.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's amazing what YouTube does. And there are channels on there where people talk ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The presidency ages a man hardcore.
## Speaker_1: ##
It really is an end of life job if you think about it. Presidents are martyrs.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah sure, that's why there are 5 living presidents and likely to be a 6th. Presidents live longer than the average person.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just a fucked as you are. I should have done more DD but fuck you /u/Morehamplease
## Walls1337bot: ##
I just sold. Happy?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yes that's how this works. I'm happy now.
Are you 12 years old? I'll be happy when the stock is above 60.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This might be the worst loss I've ever seen on here. My god
## Speaker_1: ##
Doesn't beat the dude who lost 4 mill on xiv
## Speaker_2: ##
That's the worse loss I've seen on /r/wsb. But this screenshot is the worst I've seen on Robinhood. I truly feel for the guy, I don't... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
92% liquid waiting for the midterms to be over, I think either way the market rebounds, just hoping it eats it Wednesday morning for cheap calls
## Speaker_1: ##
That would be the ideal situation for a lot of people here. Big dip followed by a rebound. My big concern is th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Doesnt that mean he goes to jail for like 40 decades?
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't trust the clickbait tabloid legal analysis... but yeah I fail to see how he isn't totally fucked here. He's literally gonna die in prison. Not because he's going away for life, but honestly I don... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like they wasted at least a couple hundred dollars on dildos
## Speaker_1: ##
*invested
## Speaker_2: ##
They probably don’t even know the difference
## Speaker_3: ##
And neither do we
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## Speaker_0: ##
And it's gone!
## Speaker_1: ##
Indeed. Wasted 10 minutes coming up with this
## Speaker_2: ##
Why what happened?
## Speaker_1: ##
Chinese will prolly impose their own tariffs, this time worth 50B instead of the puny 3B they announced a few days ago
https://www.cnbc.com/... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Basically only trade $SPY Options FDs. Surprisingly, I traded mostly calls this week and made money on the small bounces.
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My strategy is simple. This sub basically acts as the retail investor's voice. I am assuming people who champion their options here have ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/amaaggregator] [Mod AMA starting at 1pm eastern. Get ready for max faggotry.](https://np.reddit.com/r/AMAAggregator/comments/7496ni/mod_ama_starting_at_1pm_eastern_get_ready_f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bingo.
## Speaker_1: ##
Bango.
## Speaker_1: ##
Bongo.
## Speaker_2: ##
Bingo
## Speaker_3: ##
Bungo
## Walls1337bot: ##
BUNGHOLIO
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## Speaker_0: ##
What is you interviewing for?
My interviews are like:
Can you drive a stick? Have you crashed? Have you lost a load somewhere?
Welcome aboard...
## Walls1337bot: ##
A consulting place and a wealth management place
## Speaker_0: ##
So basically dont show them you are su... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Will still hit 50 before $MU.
Heh.
## Speaker_1: ##
too conservative, I think AMD's market cap will take over AAPL's soon. Today probably.
## Speaker_2: ##
By noon at the latest.
## Speaker_3: ##
But back down at 2:30
## Walls1337bot: ##
What drugs are you guys on? ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There is no opioid crisis. Once you start banging smack, there is a 99+% probability that you are going to be nothing but a drain on society and the economy for the rest of your life. You don't see any fire fighters who were like "ya lol, 4 years ago I was mainlining heroin ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't tell /r/personalfinance about these. They might shit their pants over 3%.
## Speaker_1: ##
Did you know any returns over 3% are unsustainable and based entirely on luck? No point investing in individual stocks, you're 99% likely to lose money.
## Speaker_2: ##
I've ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol I never even been on that sub, although I do go to r/investing a lot. Which is worse?
## Speaker_1: ##
investing is like... buy one stock of P&G hold until your 80. Good job you are rich now.
## Speaker_2: ##
and /r/stocks is like this sub, except they're more reta... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump just sent out a Tweet that caused futures to shit the bed
>It is incredible that with a very strong dollar and virtually no inflation, the outside world blowing up around us, Paris is burning and China way down, **the Fed is even considering yet another interest ra... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://imgur.com/z4GNq3E
## Speaker_1: ##
Well played. What was your dd to short whirlpool
## Speaker_0: ##
First option trade i've ever made... dumb luck
## Speaker_1: ##
Wow dude. Now don’t lose it all
## Speaker_2: ##
Give him a couple months.
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