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Haha yeah man get the fuck outta those positions. Take the 60k from AMZN and buy an investment property or something. Nice work dude!
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Where the fuck do you think you are? You can’t buy a property for anything less than half a million where I live, and that’... |
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Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
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Totally agree on that. I see an interesting dynamic as a operations mana... |
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Could’ve been the people bombing them
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Think about it. You're a rebel group essentially requiring unlimited amounts of funds. You know your attack will move markets. Why not bet on it?
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> Why not bet on it?
Because every trade is traceab... |
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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fedex/ups will undercut usps if congress raises rates.
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Idk about that usps is considerably lower. Fed ... |
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You're like 3 months late to this party.
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I just got to a terminal ):
## Speaker_1: ##
Someone already posted that they have this feature now here. But hey, I'm still jealous that you have access to that sweet terminal!
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My school ha... |
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You still need $1600 more, which is +0.16% and not 0.01, so don’t bullshit us. Go buy a fucking yacht or something, fag.
## Speaker_1: ##
Actually broke the two comma portfolio the other day so it’s not representative of today’s moves necessarily.
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What ... |
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But I thought Ben Shapiro was always right...
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Shapiro is almost never right about Trump
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He's like his kryptonite. And Shapiro is a relatively smart person. It's just that nobody understands Trump. He's either so retarded none of us can com... |
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Wrong sub
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I don't know this sub well. Why's that?
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We only listen to imprisoned former pharmaceutical executives; BG is a fag
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Even though he's dead?
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OP, this is WSB. Have you even screened this sub? We... |
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Guess he has and is using that real estate depreciation to his full advantage
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Hi real estate depreciated 900 million in one year? What the fuck was it made out of? Something radioactive?
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a couple of high value NYC residential buildings dep... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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Get on my level bought 100 shares at $30 sold at $27.
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holy shit LOL
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Proof: http://imgur.com/Mv0rjG3
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WSB legend. why did you sell at the time?
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I ~~was~~ am a pussy
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Just going on the documents that have already been leaked there is proof of illegal activity at the top levels of both Clinton's campaign and the DNC. It's shocking to me.
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Did you think these politicians were saints?
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No, but we never knew ... |
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protecting US manufacturers he wants them to buy more american stuff
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US manufacturing cannot produce that amount of steel or any other tarrifed goods. Which means US getting gang banged by 4 major economic powers will lead to increase in price for, well,... |
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Cool. So you are not going to follow that statement up with any reason why you think it's going to pop?
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S&p is at 25 times trailing 12 month earnings vs a long term median of 15
PE ratios are at 30 vs historic median of 16. Only ever exceeded in 1929 a... |
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I'm sure it will be totally unbiased and present all the facts in an honest, objective manner!
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He literally did nothing that more "credible" pharma companies didn't, his biggest crime was shitposting about it.
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He's a rent seeking scumbag. ... |
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this is a tool criticizing a tool
cramer should’ve just sicked another spice girl on him
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MAGA cuck sighting confirmed
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>Propaganda is information that is not objective and is used primarily to influence an audience and further an agenda... |
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Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in... |
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$LISA and $SU
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i dont get it...why are either meme stocks?
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Because she's our lord and savior
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what?
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Let us pray
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Wow I did not know Hillary has been ahead this whole time. From the way people talk on /r/the_donald you'd think Trump is destroying her
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According to Nate Silver
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Oh I thought this was actual poll statistics
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It's based on ... |
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Stock? I'd grab as much cash as I possibly could and book it to a [non-extradition country](http://www.internationalman.com/articles/which-countries-can-the-nsa-whistleblower-escape-to). Probably head south to Mexico then hop onto a ship heading west, hopefully to Vietnam.... |
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is that Steve Aoki?
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If anyone doeznt know. Steve aoki djs like 300-400 shows a year (or used to at least)
Like a show or 2 a day sometimes. The man is raking in cash 24/7/365.
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Shit I didn’t know he had that kind of money
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He should take all of his questions over to /r/twoxchromosones
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The day they became a default sub is the day i finally created an account so i could delist that toxic depressed sub.
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It's toxic *because* it's default.
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It... |
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This forum saved me $3,000 on my next tax return. ��
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Wait are market losses tax deductible?? Fuck yeah!
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3 grand per year but it can carry over year after year.
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...after year after year after year...
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I am a member and I can tell you they will be everywhere. Great business plan. Pay and forget.
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They paint them those god awful colors to keep members away, they bang a gong to harass you if you actually get /fit/, they give you pizza and tootsie rolls, and ... |
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Bagholding $gpro since $80. Surely it'll come back up
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Honestly didn't you feel a bit that it might be over valued?
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It's undervalued. and once they can make a drone that doesn't fall out of the sky, the stock will hit $1000/share
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What puts you buying tomorrow? Trying get in this money train.
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He waits for the open. He will never show you a bad day he has. Only the good days. Even he is not crazy enough to Yolo the day before on options.
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Ill post a pic if the ac... |
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I cant imagine them kicking out Musk. That's be the number 1 anime betrayal in the top 10
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I mean doesn't he have controlling vote? If not by himself then through his brother, cousin, other musk dick suckers etc.
Even the 'independent' board members are iff... |
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Positions?
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Not a clue what that means. I bought NVIDIA and never sold
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Just hold for a few months/years at this point. Nvidia is a good company. They'll come back up. You have stocks or options?
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Stocks I don't know what op... |
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Found at our sister site, latestagefags
Edit: lmfao now they are saying artists/musicians are unethical for exploiting others(making profit off their own music) because arts should be for all of humanity to enjoy, not just the "privileged". Hahahaha broke bastards cant eve... |
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> safe space for anarchists
Wew lawd
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Seriously. "Gathering place for ineffectual malcontents" is how that should read.
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They should just rename the place “thunder dome “
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A thunder dome where everyone is afraid to hit e... |
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how did you get the numbers?
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Every few days I go here:
[https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.squareup.cash](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.squareup.cash)
and here:
[https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.venm... |
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The big short dude, Eismen, is shorting Canadian banks now. He said he doesnt think it will be as the bad as the US housing crisis was, but there is definitely a problem brewing with interest rates and home costs. He seems fairly confident that there will be a large correc... |
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How does this tell you all in $MU?
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Anything and everything tells you all in $MU, it's one of the principles of /r/WSB.
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Fair enough. Got a buy order for market open. They look too stupid great financially to not be in.
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I'... |
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Just follow directions, faqqot.
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you're allowed to swear here bud
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Yea, but the fucking mods are all up in my shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude, it's fine to say faggot. See? Nothing happened.
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Woah! I always got the aut... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I worked for millionaire at this time, did three seasons overall. This was the most tense episode we did, he guessed his way to the top pretty much.
He cried afterwards
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Do you have the link to the real episode?
Edit' https://youtu.be/NHmpLT7RNHE
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I fucking hate how predictable this dude is
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Yeah, we previously had a president that would cry on TV every time a school was shot up while saying we have to "do more and reach compromise" every time. Certainly Trump is deeply predictable comparatively.
Fo... |
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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he means not having to work to live while others do ... |
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Uh...your logic isn’t bad, but yeah...
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His logic isn't bad?
Can you read a balance sheet? What are the 3 parts? Hint its not only assets
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Revenue is about 5 million.
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That is not what I am talking about...
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Hello I am Hr for JPMorgan please provide your SID so I can fire your ass
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Good luck, don't even work at that place.
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Exactly what you'd say if you did work there.
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Oh No's! I've been risking my job @ JPM for some karmas
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Im going to put activision
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am I a dumb?
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I feel much better about my calls after seeing this
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this is literally my first option ever
what makes you want to call?
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Check my post history
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Bankruptcy
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What about the price target and strong buy recommendations? May not yield 50% but if half hit the target and the others don't you're still up 20-30%
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this is so cute
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But why would any analyst put their reputa... |
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yoloing isn't investing, you did good kid
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"never invest" is shit advice. you don't lose 99.9% of your portfolio if you "invest" by definition.
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Sure you can.
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talking about $, not emotions
sorry for not clarifying
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We are autistic, remember
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I never forget.
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do you like apricots?
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Does anybody?
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don't dodge the question.
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“Look, having apricots—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and... |
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watch people panic unreasonably because of shutdown
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1 day of shutdown is no reason to panic...2 weeks and I’d start getting worried. Already pulled out mostly Friday because I figured this shit would happen.
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Why would u “start to get wor... |
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Yet your in a BMW M
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Might not be an M even. Lots just have the "M package" that puts an m on the wheels and the steering wheel
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My 7 series has a fake m package. It's still a 7 series and they threw in the m package because they really wan... |
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i’m fucking pessimistic so i think this is a fucking bull trap. cashed out all my calls, might be the most retarded move ever
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Why don't you bull trap deez nutz you low energy bear cuck
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Wow the Russian d_t bots don't even try to hide thei... |
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$120k in losses sounds like he traded on here. What was his username?
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F
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-NO
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## Speaker_0: ##
They did it!
(1) Control both senate and house
(2) Cuck yourself into your own shutdown
(3) Under a president who knows "the art of the deal"
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Yeah because 51=60 right? No wonder people lose so much money here, doesn’t even know what control means
## Wal... |
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what the fuck? why would you think that a 950b mature company that manufactures phones would behave like a social media company?
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Tim cook would have to announce that they are no longer making macbooks or iphones for the puts to happen. I can't even conceive... |
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I grabbed 265 shares at 18.90 today...not sure if I should sell or gamble more tomorrow.
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I'm holding at least over night. G.olds got some consolidation to do after this run up.
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Why hold overnight? Seems like it's too out of your control... |
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Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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How are they going to make money at all?
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Ads.
Personally, I think their business model seems... |
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if my emergency fund could only cover thr new super smash bros game I'm in trouble lol
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I’m wondering what type of emergency is gonna be covered by $70 lol
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need stitches but can buy 35 Band-Aids instead?? Lol
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Wait, do Ban... |
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new mod spot open in /r/wallstreetbets
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I'm up about 1% on my portfolio, so I think I'm the most qualified.
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>up
I think that makes you disqualified m8
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No, only the mods actually make money here.
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My... |
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The idiot president...
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I'm talking about my P/L
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Duh, i’m talking about what’s causing your P/L, Mr. Trump
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What's a good alternative to the stock market? Don't want anything shady like drug dealing/financing, but I ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is why "inverse Goldman sachs" is one of the investing principles i live by.
They're sneaky fucking jews, what do you expect? They've been doing this shit for thousands of years, they're not going to stop now.
Anyways, buy the dip, easy money. It's too transparent whe... |
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Been bag holding WBA so this is good news for me
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Walgreens > CVS
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CVS > Walgreens
CVS didn't make me do a drug test for employment and lets me eat tendies on the job.
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this is actually legit dd for why walgreens >... |
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As is tradition: all that Chinese shit will beat, EA will beat, NVDA will massively beat because analysts always have low expectations so that their calls gain 1000% and they get their quarterly bonus. Everything else is a fucking gamble. Planet Fitness will probably beat... |
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One day, I am going to give my MU shares to my children, much like some rare genetic disorder
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>to my children
Making a lot of assumptions there.
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Anal babies
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Don’t use the PC term, call them butt babies
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There's so much irony in this tweet. The fact that Trump, *of all people*, recognizes that unwinding the Fed's balance sheet is having a greater effect than interest rates... Truly this is a strange timeline.
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Could you expand on this thought at all? It'... |
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Good, its about time for housing prices to fall...
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As someone currently building a house plz no? Maybe in like 2020 after I re-fi without PMI
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PMI means you cant afford your house lol
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I'm 26 and it's a 600k house. Of cour... |
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Making an app won't change the fact that you're ugly tho so...
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Could make him rich....
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You know what kind of women would be attracted to a dating app catered to ugly dudes?
Ugly ones.
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Girls are attracted to rich du... |
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Gamblers don't have a strategy man
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Just so hard for me to think that the dude who bought those FB puts did it sheerily out of the rush of gambling. My brain would stop me because 64k is alot
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Honestly the dude must be very well off financia... |
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How do I become an analyst? I want to manipulate the market too
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It's not that fucking hard. Get a finance or Econ degree at an East Coast liberal arts school. Suck an alumni's dick at a IB.
Gg no re: you win
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I'm almost finished my Master... |
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Real DD - SPXC
Global warming = demand for hvac and cooling systems.
Also look at their performance since start of 2016.
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What does Real DD mean?
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It means the leg work has been done and a 100% guaranteed good investment has been served t... |
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Sweet, the value on my Porsche is going to go up!
Probably also great news for all used car values and therefore companies which sell these cars.
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Have fun buying parts at 1.25x and waiting longer to get them because dealers won't want to eat the risk of st... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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yeah pm me your SSN
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457-55-5462
My name's Todd. Please send me some inflation, thanks.
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Mother's maiden name?
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Kahn
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It says I need a password.
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Try: passwordpassword420
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Noice; Good luck, champ!
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Thanks :)
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up another 70 cents AH as we speak
get a good macro environment and a decent beat and you should get a nice chance at cashing out on morning spike
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Just need 5% morning spike to get him ... |
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So is this good or bad for my future gainz?
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the rate hike was choreographed like months in advance, nothing's changed
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The raise in guidance is a change. I bet spy gona end this week green af
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When you cut taxes and increa... |
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It will sell off. Wanna wager a bet?
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Sure. I'll keep holding my XIV and you can buy some UVXY
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Futures or 1 DTE options.
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Let's make it a bet. If SPY closes green, you PayPal me $100. If it closes red, I'll PayPal yo... |
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Continue?
Insert quarters
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*Just one more Earnings*
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Have some goddamn faith
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BUT WHAT ABOUT TAHITI
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Pack your bags. We’re going to the bank.
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More like, unpack your bags, we’re going to ro... |
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just exercise the options and hold shares until price goes back up. why you buy calls if you don’t want the shares? ��
/s
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could this be a way to limit downside risk of call options?
buy a 35 call but still exercise even if it's like 33 and that way you st... |
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You sir, have larger balls than i
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And a larger bank account.
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I wanna be at a place in my life I can YOLO 450k
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Someone do one for personal finance
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Might do this one if no one else does it. Give me some ideas of things to add.
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Ally bank
$30k of credit card debt
A big red "No stocks" sign
20 year emergency fund
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Hi reddit, im a 2... |
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Damn son, I've got 17k in BABA shares and thought it was big, 100% into calls is crazy. Best of luck man
## Speaker_1: ##
What does this mean? Did he bet that baba will do down by a certain amount?
Edit: my most downvoted comment. Thanks WSB
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Calls mean... |
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What do you do for a living to be playing ball on a golden rim is what I want to know
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Software engineer at Google
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Hire me as a personal... anything. You can pay me in OTM options
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Listen I'm not gay but
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What happened?
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Fag boy Cramer talking shit about MU on his Mad Money show where 50 year old retailer traders with 4 kids blindlessly follow his calls on the lightning round. Lack of commas my bad
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He’s been wrong over a year backing WDC ove... |
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Buy 15,000 now and average down a bit. If you thought it was a deal at 42 it's a steal at 33
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Well buddy if you think 33 is a deal, it's a steal at 15
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If you think it's a steal at 15, you won't even be able to buy it next year! Invaluable!
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Usually I have to check if the tweets I see on here are real because they're so fucking crazy. This time I had to check because it actually makes sense.
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Getting rid of the EUs tariffs has always been his end goal. Only people who believe the TDS media haven... |
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Lol this seems very set up or fake.
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Profile says shes an equity trader and it's tinder so sexual innuendos fly my dude...
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Oh sorry, I'm gay so I never had to learn how pick up lines work. Dick pics usually do the trick. Straight pe... |
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i am 12 and what is this
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dick
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AMD hit the ceiling, puts boyz.
[https://imgur.com/a/SZ1X5W0](https://imgur.com/a/SZ1X5W0)
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Not this time. Totally different trading pattern. Broke out! Go find the last time AMD closed green 9 days in a row...
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You douchebag, it was down ... |
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[Here is mine](https://imgur.com/a/OcKdX00)
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Ho Lee Fuk
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We tu low
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bang ding ow
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Sum ting wong
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Dis Wong Wei
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a side note, $NFLX misses on EPS (.15 vs .16 expected) and beats on revenue (2.79B vs 2.76B expected). Seems positive, still waiting on guidance.
The real beat is the 5.2m added users vs 3.2m expected.
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Wow, "13 Reasons Why" didn't do shit to decline us... |
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MFW she has a penis
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Dick?
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Cock.
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Ah, dick! I like it.
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You sure do, buddy.
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Why would they do that?
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The clip is from a documentary on the Kuwait oil fires. Short story is Iraq fucked up all the oil fields on the way out of Kuwait, leaving tons of fires and oil geysers. What these guys are doing is igniting it so oil doesn’t pool u... |
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Well my margin keeps calling and they don't stop calling
Fed to the market my tendies went running
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Didn't make sense not to buy this dip
Stocks are down and my calls are shit
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So much vol to Mu, so much red to see
So what's wrong wit... |
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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People who know what they’re doing. Like hedge funds and investment banks. Low yielding treasuries have more uses than just holding them for the interest. Some counter parties have very specific liquidity requirements and require a basket of bonds from a diversified list of ... |
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Interns failed, no job offers for them.
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Fuck I wish I got to do this when I was an intern with them �� the people who got to run these things were always in IT and got to leave by like fucking 2
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Work in IT. Can tell you nobody leaves h... |
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Hope this shit makes it onto CNBC
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“Local Virginian breaks into Micron property to take photo to get something called upvotes online.
While speaking of Micron the memory market is much better than we previously forecasted, however or price target for MU ne... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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F
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More like keeping their kids eyes away from toxic material. This is genius. There is way too much toxicness in our media now days. I would honestly pay for something like this that will guarantee that my kid will not see gay pride being forced down their throats. Shit I neve... |
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The guy definitely makes an absurd amount of money but it’s not like he started a company in his garage that went on to make millions if not billions of people’s lives easier or anything...
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The tweet itself aknowledges that he is the "founder" and as such t... |
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Well Hillary bet 1.3 billion...
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Yeah, but that wasn't her money.
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NO REFUNDS
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Match me!
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I put down $3.50
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## Speaker_0: ##
This guy's comment history is a goldmine.
> I want to keep half my money in in case it pops when Im resting. And the other half Im going to keep shorting with.
>This is not a regular company. This is a BANK!!!!! Guess what banks produce? MONEY.
>The advantage o... |
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I don't have $100 though.
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What that mouth do?
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For a hundred dollars a whole lot.
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I'd hope so. We are in a recession y'know??
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Nuh uh. My president says that the economy is great and that trade wa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good god, if there are two companies I'd love to invest in, they're Whataburger and Chick-fil-A.
Throw Raising Cane's in there too.
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Whataburger just needs to expand nationwide
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As long as their quality doesn't drop. Granted I'm in San A... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
First pic taken on the 20th. bout a 90 grand swing in like 10 days if this bitch holds 11.50.
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Jesus fuck...a year's wages in a fee weeks.
Teach me your ways for your other trades.
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You make 90k a year? Feel fortunate.
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