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What movie is this from? Looks like something an aspiring investor should watch!
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The Big Short
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Never heard of it
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Watch it. Good movie.
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With an incredible cast.
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Congrats on coming back what would have felt like a unclimbable hole
Everyone reading this, this guy is a prime example of not letting your losses blind you from seeing profitable opportunities out there
My advice to you OP, take this win and take a week break. Your instin... |
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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The spikes in volume are insane when we get this low for this long. I'm talking massive up or down. Its 50/50 who knows but looking at these charts makes me think some big money is about to throw a nice spike in. Good luck.
Edit: I'd like to add a big volume spike isn't bul... |
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It terrifies me how popular $SQ is on this sub right now
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I invested in $SQ on my own accord, I had no idea that it was popular in this sub.
Is it not a good thing?
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Typically it's an indication that things are about to shit the bed.
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Its for hedging your long positions. Large institution would buy these short term to protect the stock they don't want to get rid of.
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How does it protect stock?
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It doesn't protect the stock it protects your portfolio from volatility... |
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I hope you choke on a virtual hotdog.
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I'll take a byte
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Somebody should make you a mod for this
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It would be an honor.
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Not really sure who could do that though. Are there any mods available?
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We still betting against Elon? Is that what we're doing?
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Look how happy he is. He’ll just apologize to the SEC. How could you not forgive that face?
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Why does he have to apologize to SEC?
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Because he’s intentionally affecti... |
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How do I buy 2060 calls on Robinhood?
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Going to need an ISDA. I'm sure Robinhood supports ISDAs. Give them a call.
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How many billions is he off to get that seat tho?
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About one billion and four hundred seventy million
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I’m gonna say that this is not a great idea. You don’t want to be using a credit card for investments, specially if you’re just starting out. If you really want to invest and can’t put it that amount out of your checking, then try $100 ~ $300 to start and see how you can man... |
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you got a link for that bruh?
NVDA dropped 20% after meeting expectations and have just barely recovered 5% since then.
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NVDA will be 105 by next week.
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much higher, more like 110
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Very true. I'm holding my position.
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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Looks like I might be bagholding these for years in my IRA.
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Where’s the fucking bottom?
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$10 lol? I mean MU did have a correction last summer where shares fell 16% from peak.
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Pretty sure we're at that point now. I n... |
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Man if that's real.
Sell to close then call to open your nearest yacht dealership.
Fucking work.
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already closed my position. Thanks man.
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can you explain how you have $60,000 to trade with at age 20?
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Loans
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update gains: http://imgur.com/a/yEqSI
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Man - did you quit your day job yet?
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No, I think I would trade differently if I relied on it for income.
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How much money do you make from trading compared to your job?
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My balls actually started to hurt watching this
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The Hyena's bite was measured at 1,100 psi, ranking it as the 6th most powerful bite. They often break/consume bones leaving little to nothing behind of their meal. My general policy is to keep my balls far a... |
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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Buy the rumor sell the news much?
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I don't know what this means? Is it where n00bs don't understand the market and go off what the news tell them?
I thought understanding positive and negative inferrences about industries and markets from the news was a ke... |
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I need the DD behind this trade.
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Easy : 420 acid musk, SEC something something
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But next week already?
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335 is an ambitious strike but my main hope is to scalp premium with downward momentum.
Only nerds exercise option... |
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When did you buy them and what was the strike
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Right as the news came out, was following Tesla all day yesterday wondering why the Chinese upgraded it and if it was related to Giga 3 and I was right
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I had a very similar trade to this. B... |
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China already lost their second place stock market size to japan due to the trade war. I’m guessing they want a way out, but need to be able to save face in the process. This article might be a part of that.
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I agree, but the truth is that there just isn't... |
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That Start Over button is going to come handy soon when you mature from Robinfag and learn what options are.
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This is so true; I really wish I had a start over button.
I had been holding just stocks and was pretty happy with close to 50% gains over two ... |
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I honesty believe so, its literally the only competition to FB i dont know why google or apple wouldn't want it. Could be a replacement for Google plus.
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I mean WSB are autistically buying puts and shorts, so the only chance for r/wsb to get fucked is a bu... |
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#WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO HELP BLACK PEOPLE
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What is this referring to
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Fed meeting w/ Powell lol.
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Lmao is there video of it? I looked up the quote on YouTube and found nothing
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Probably somew... |
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Haha I got temporarily banned there too after recommending an REIT stock. I replied "what a joke" to the admin and I got perma banned. I unsubscribed, that sub is full of cucks anyway. Never read a post from there that helped me.
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There's not much to learn o... |
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So what is the total of all your accounts?
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$273,462.59
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Nice, what was your best account last year?
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Sorry, only allowed one personal question before buying me dinner.
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what was your best account last y... |
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Pretty glad I've pivoted most of my holdings out of commons. I think I only have 100 shares left @ 2:90 cost basis. In case you're still holding majority commons and haven't been following the news the past few months, be prepared for your likely trip to the center of the ea... |
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Hopefully find a way to pay my credit card bill without having to sell any of my positions
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Just pay the $25 minimum balance and put it off till next month like the average credit user.
Don't worry. The balance won't get bigger or anything.
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How much is that compared to your total capital? If 1k is a lot of money for you to be trading with then you're better off saving money from a job to build up capital to trade with so you're not losing 1% to fees with each trade.
Alternative: take that 1k to a casino with... |
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I don't know whether to applaud you or ban you.
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Certified autist bought 400 calls instead of selling.
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Which resulted in profits
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Just based on that alone you might be in the wrong sub
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Yeah I'm torn.
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Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
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Reminds me of a guy that billed a hospital for his time after they made him jump through so many loops about his billing, the hospital actually paid it.
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As all businesses that perform like sociopaths sh... |
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You can try not to be an asshole, and you should do so, but the stink of a false accusation never comes off.
I was falsely accused at one job and even when I went back there 5 years later it still came up in my comeback interview.
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Need more backstory d... |
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Look at the warrants! KODK+A warrants up 2000%
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how the hell do I get into warrants?
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You buy. Anyone holding warrants at open today most likely needed more than a 6000% to break even.
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how do warrants work?
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Why are they all looking at her like that?
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Something terrible was about to happen.
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terrible for who? racist edgelords?
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Virtue-signal elsewhere, loser. I'm referring to every hole on her body being impaled so that sh... |
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Im waiting for Trump to pull out the Trump Card (ha ha) and legalize Weed or some shit just to get people off his back
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I hope he will legalize prostitution instead
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Why not both?
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Jeff Sessions would short circuit
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Hello this is SEC. where does your wife work
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She owns her own businesses. She read something about ULTA carrying the makeup line from some Kardashian or something and thought it might increase. Apparently, it did.
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�� Hes over here Mr. SEC.... |
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Puts everywhere, then get slaughtered when Trump tweets at 6am.
Update: no Trump Bump :) :) :)
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That's what I'm waiting on. I burned my day trades saving myself from hurt thursday/friday so I'm scared to touch anything start of the week.
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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I really don’t know who this guy is. But still, fuck that guy!!! 2 first names are still not acceptable.
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How is it that people still seem to live under a rock even when they use Reddit?
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Not all of us are 12.
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You don't n... |
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That technical analysis doesn't mean shit
edit: actually VXX spiking has me officially concerned, why u gotta get me worried when I'm not even done with my coffee yet op
sweet I got a tagline! being on this sub for years finally paying off
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Concerned how? ... |
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I had to block him weeks ago
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What are you up to buddy? I like to live vicariously through you.
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talking shit about cramer
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I always catch him in the mornings on CNBC these days. He actually cracks me up
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...considering WoW currency is minted out of nothing by Blizzard, they could technically buy the country.
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Inflation, nephew
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yolo, nephew
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Good point, I hadn't factored this into my calculations.
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W... |
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Anyone feel like people sell huge shares for literally no reason just to dick everyone else ?
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Yes, a friend and I discuss that regularly. Big fund manager players trying to sweep out the stops of the little people (us) that's the theory anyhow. We're ... |
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And it's gone!
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Indeed. Wasted 10 minutes coming up with this
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Why what happened?
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Chinese will prolly impose their own tariffs, this time worth 50B instead of the puny 3B they announced a few days ago
https://www.cnbc.com/... |
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Remember kids, its not a loss if you don't sell.
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That super Jew is comfy right now: https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
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I too would set up a daily schedule of sell-offs ... |
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Oof just watched some of the 60 minutes. “People who watched the podcast know I don’t know how to smoke weed, I- I- I don’t know how to smoke anything really!” Lmao
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Yeah he obviously doesn't smoke weed he didn't even inhale any on the podcast. He hit it li... |
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I don’t think this is about net neutraltity that was a known event.
The tax bill is in jeopardy again.
Also, its options exp week and stocks have been going up all week. Time to screw call holders for a few days now.
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This should be upvoted more. Tax b... |
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Bets on how long till he loses 99%? I say a month when the next rs happens
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According to the article I skimmed this AM, they are done with reverse splits (for now). Worst stock ever.
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The stock price is going to be below $1 this week. They ... |
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My experience with Snapchat this month.
Met girl on bumble.
Moved convo to snapchat.
She says ok to a date.
She says ok how about let's go to X.
I left the chat open.
Phone goes to sleep
Open phone when she messages again.
Snapchat opens to the chat briefly befo... |
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lmao wtf is this shit
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The result of brainwashing on a young mind.
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Original video is with a man dressed as a bunny. This is Photoshop, very good Photoshop.
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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Just approved one of his comments from spam. Same guy posted earlier yesterday:
>[Was burned by NAK real bad (lost ~40% of my entire IRA portfolio), so a little gun shy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/c... |
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I'm telling you this is going straight to /r/all.
If it hits #1 I will post a picture of my penis in whatever youguys want (nothing too harmful)
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found this on r/all, am extremely confused. sidebar says it's a stock-trading sub, post and comments suggest i... |
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This truly is a golden age.
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And by golden age I mean we’re all losing thousands of dollars to the Chinese but hey... the memes are great
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No one cares that you are losing money you peasant.
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Fuck off normie
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Confirmed bulltrap ... bet this MF is buying OTM puts right after pumping
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This dude too stupid to play the market.
He'll use the opportunity to buyback some steaks at bargain basement prices.
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Yeah that's right, he's too stupid to play th... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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those titties though
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Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
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Like winning the Tour de France on a mo... |
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-100% when you lose all your money because they couldn’t insure your accounts and Robinhood goes under because some new grad engineer fucked up their options code and made them go bankrupt.
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Was it really not covered by federal insurance?
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>and I've already done the trade
Post proof.
EDIT: It's so like Wall Street for the expected move to be +/- 70%, and yet the lowest put is 50% away and the highest call is 271% away...
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I'll cut you a deal. If I post proof and I did do the trade then yo... |
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Hmm how do I short California?
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Elect a conservative. That'll make them go crazy
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unfortunately conservatives tend to grow budget deficits, CA needs a Democrat to keep a balanced budget.
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Oh yeah, they've been doing a great ... |
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Fukkin snitch
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Just fucking die already automod
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Could someone honestly tell me whether the investors are such pussies that a single tweet of that Orange Monkey (that's not even remotely related to the markets) scares the living fuck out of them or are the algobots so sensitive that they sell off first instance a car plows... |
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Good for them. That's really impressive.
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Wholesome comment in WSB?
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I come from /r/all, I don't understand what this subreddit is.
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It's a subreddit where only the finest, smartest, and knowledgeable gentlemen of the world... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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Senten... |
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So you are telling a multi billionaire, also the president of the most powerful country in the world, that he could have been richer?
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Hes not a billionaire
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What’s your proof? Not that I really give a shit but your statement is about as ... |
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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Whats it like to know you're about to be unemployed and your resume will be a joke of sorts?
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Snapchat... |
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$100
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You must show your work for credit.
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$100 is right.
If the lady hadn't stolen or bought anything then the owner loses nothing.
If the lady hadn't stolen anything but bought something, the owner loses nothing.
The lady stole $100 ... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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Here is how they did it: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/64tm6y/reinventing_the_death_spiral_drys/
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Wow this is an interesting read. Do you know if there's a more technical term for this strategy? How can you tell if a company is entering in... |
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Long Margin Call memes
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Funny how this sub makes margin call memes, very appropriate.
ninja edit: I actually really like the movie, highly recommend it
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Name of it?
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I want to know the name of that movie to!
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yeah but they're .23 each. someone opened 1500 of 26 puts with 10/19 expiry at 1.22, which is a 183k play
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this guy is so close to exp tho.. full suicide
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This is a hedge by a big player.
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who the fuck hedges with 2 days ... |
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protecting US manufacturers he wants them to buy more american stuff
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US manufacturing cannot produce that amount of steel or any other tarrifed goods. Which means US getting gang banged by 4 major economic powers will lead to increase in price for, well, ev... |
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Imagine how little your 401K was worth if this is what you blew it on
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A base model 2019 Toyota 86 is $26,455. The driver of this is a real autist.
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$26,455 + thousands of dollars in mods...
Still autistic though
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damn a... |
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Advil? At least put some real drugs on there
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What's wrong with ad Advil? it works just fine
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Not as well as cocaine
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Wow that's 6edgy8me m8
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shut the fuck up
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What's the matter? Mommy didn... |
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Lol and you still have more money in you account than I do. I need to stop being so poor.
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Yeah why are you poor. Seems like a pretty terrible stance to take
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What was his stance exactly?
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Being poor.
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Ju... |
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If it makes you feel any better his bloodline hasn't exactly lived long rich lives:
* Joseph Patrick "Joe" Kennedy Jr., dead age 29
* John F. Kennedy, dead age 46
* Rose Marie "Rosemary" Kennedy, lobotomized age 23
* Kathleen Agnes "Kick" Kennedy, dead age 28
* Robert Franc... |
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same with my gay tech portfolio
on the positive side, JD stopped drilling its way to hell
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don't worry JD is starting to shit itself too
EDIT: yep now we're in the red
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Nice, now everything is red but AAPL
SHOP, SQ, MU, OLED, TTWO, NVDA, ... |
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Who the fuck makes price the X axis?
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the graph is titled "Economy of Scales" and there's a picture of a fucking fish on it
pretty sure this dude is not concerned about data viz best practices
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A fishy slogan too I might add
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Yeah its ok. Out of all of us, hes the only one on trial. So yeah.
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and what
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Its really no big deal. You don't have a family, or kids, and you won't go to State Prison, just Federal. And of course, you won't have to be on a sex offender r... |
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Players kneeling is the most genius marketing tactic of all time. Think about it. Football viewership was dropping. Which demographic loves football? More country/republican people. How do you expand viewership? Now, what do liberals love? Oppressed black people. See the con... |
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Look at the volume... it’s 4 god dammit you own the only contracts. Why did you buy these? Don’t buy any more you’re the only buyer in the whole entire world.
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[Wonder which genius holds the only 4 contracts....] (https://imgur.com/a/9tRXUV2)
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That's good, but the EU isn't exactly on our side either. They could have been, but we cleverly declared "trade war" against every country on Earth, simultaneously.
## Speaker_1: ##
The EUs trade deal was absolute horseshit, and they all tried to push trump into a corner t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
FINALLY!
Also, when this plays out thank those retards that annoyed NOVA for discouraging him from posting his exit strategy. Since I know everyone will be posting "just made six figures what nao!?!? HELP"
## Speaker_1: ##
I vote to make u/NOVACPA a mod on WSB.
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But that's only like 78% in USD, or something.
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Are you retarded? It's still 100% If converted USD
## Speaker_0: ##
It's called a joke.
## Speaker_1: ##
In this sub you never know
## Walls1337bot: ##
Trolling or genuinely retarded - the WSB paradigm.
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Why the sudden influx of newbies?
## Speaker_0: ##
They talked about us on askreddit
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Wsb will cause the next crash
## Speaker_1: ##
Should we be proud?
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If you're bear gang, hell yeah
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do you want it labeled??
They are just reporting it not doing it.
## Speaker_1: ##
From my understanding most of snapchats featured spots are popular locations and attractions that people may be interested to going to.
It's comedic this got caught in the software fil... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS �� TO THE MUUN WAS NAMED THE CHALLENGER
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The best thing you can do right now is panic sell
## Speaker_0: ##
I went full faggot and bought more
## Walls1337bot: ##
In at 42.14 u?
## Speaker_0: ##
42.10. Godspeed, brother.
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Management Consultant. I tell people what they already know for a living.
## Speaker_1: ##
How do you enjoy it? Always seemed like an interesting field.
## Speaker_2: ##
How do you like dealing with retards all day?
## Speaker_3: ##
Isn’t that what we all do in this sub.... |
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I have a bad feeling about RAD. Down vote if you want. Something doesn't sit right with me on this one.
## Speaker_1: ##
Scary to hear that from someone on this sub who actually makes money. Still, I know what you mean. Lot's of powerful people don't want this to happen ... |
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Holy shit. I'm crying. How the fuck do you do this shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
This used to be advanced level gif making a year ago. Now it seems every faggot \(except me\) is able to do it now. Is there some new easy gif making program that i'm not aware of?
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You need to google some stuff. Lol.
## Speaker_0: ##
I did, but I don't understand why VIX isn't some easy trade. The VIX options seem to correlate to the VIX chart, but I know the VIX options are actually based on VIX futures...
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By all means go for ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wake up at 4 am to see how much Tesla gaps up in premarket then just stare at that number all day
## Speaker_1: ##
What if it gaps down?
## Speaker_2: ##
Why the fuck would it do that?
## Speaker_3: ##
Because this is Wall Street.
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Now this is pod rac... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
She should be charged with indecent exposure
## Speaker_1: ##
If you’re gay
## Speaker_0: ##
What if it was a ugly fat bitch you’d be okay with that or a dude pulling his dick out in ur face?
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You sound like your lonely.
## Speaker_0: ##
Quite the cont... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can confirm I’m a college student and I’m longing chgg because I know us lazy fucks don’t wanna learn shit
## Speaker_1: ##
In a way it’s kinda like inversing yourself. It literally can’t go tits up
## Speaker_0: ##
Yea until the airplanes ill be building go nose down... I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So the bad news is priced in, guess we are waiting for guidance
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>iPhone X surpassed our expectations and has been our top-selling iPhone every week since it shipped in November,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO.
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2018/02/apple-... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Let's get this to /r/all
## Speaker_1: ##
# FAQs for those from /r/all:
> What is this place
Welcome to wsb, where bid/ask spreads don't matter and we lose our money to by buying far out-of-the-money options and going all-in on shitcaps.
> What are you talking a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this the bottom do we buy yet? I’m scared hold me
## Speaker_1: ##
It generally bounces off 285-290 or 275 areas.
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works until it doesn't
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You got any more sage wisdom sensei?
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go balls deep in $mu
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## Speaker_0: ##
Her rape thing she brought up the other day really got to me, when she admitted to raping some dude in college.
## Speaker_1: ##
Link?
## Speaker_0: ##
Im glad you asked because this story used to be the first thing you found when you typed it in, now she's successfully... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He's a money machine if you inverse him. Why do you want to ban such a perfect market indicator?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because all these cunts are new and dirty refugees from/r/all
## Speaker_2: ##
We should build a wall.
## Speaker_3: ##
And make the the Canadians pay for it... |
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